Barak-8 rocket complex tested in Israel

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Israel conducted the first tests of the sea-based surface-to-air missile complex Barak-8, which was developed jointly with Indian experts, reports MIC with reference to the Hindu newspaper.

Barak-8 rocket complex tested in Israel


"The launch of the rocket was made from the ship of the naval forces of Israel, as the target was used a small UAV, which was destroyed by a direct hit," - said in a statement.

The following tests will be held in December.

“By the end of this year, the Barak-8 will be launched from the Indian destroyer Kolkata,” a spokesman for the Israeli armed forces told the publication.

This modified complex is planned to be adopted by the fleets of both countries. According to the newspaper, the Israeli military intend to use it "for air defense of gas fields on the shelf of the country."

Help "MIC": “The Barak-8 complex is intended for detecting and hitting various air targets (aircraft, cruise missiles and surface-to-surface missiles) at short and medium range in all weather conditions. The rocket is equipped with an advanced Israeli target tracking system and an Indian engine. ”

The agreement on joint development of sea-based missiles was signed by the parties in 2007 g, the cost of the project was about $ 1,4 billion. Bharat Dynamics Limited, an Indian company in the state of Adhra Pradesh, assembles the missiles.

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  1. +21
    28 November 2015 13: 05
    Sound name.
    1. +21
      28 November 2015 13: 23
      It is necessary to send this Barak to visit another Barak, when he will fly by.
      1. +17
        28 November 2015 13: 28
        Licked the granny-master, licked! laughing
        1. +27
          28 November 2015 13: 34
          Barack is Lightning according to theirs. And in our house is for special settlers. What is different mentality laughing
          1. +37
            28 November 2015 13: 44
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            Barack is Lightning according to theirs. And in our house is for special settlers. What is different mentality laughing

            Teeth (s) - in Arabic member
            AHUY (Arabic) - brother (bro)
            Check dohui (Hebrew) = deferred check
            Ibadeti shoves (Hebrew) - lost rights
            Well, of course
            Sabacher H.E.R. (Arab) - Good morning, everyone !!! laughing
            1. +19
              28 November 2015 13: 54
              "Aharonot is walking" - the latest news
              1. +9
                28 November 2015 14: 00
                Quote: kabnb
                "Aharonot is walking" - the latest news

                Yes, how did it miss ATP hi
            2. +4
              28 November 2015 14: 27
              But the tragedy of the EAO turned out to be the most drinking one. drinks
              1. +8
                28 November 2015 14: 36
                Quote: bmv04636
                But the tragedy of the EAO turned out to be the most drinking one. drinks

                nothing surprising, there the Jews train on themselves. Solder Russia.
                1. +6
                  28 November 2015 15: 18
                  The most unfortunate Jews were there, so they washed down with grief
                  1. +1
                    28 November 2015 15: 30
                    That's for sure. The most unsuccessful were there, but today there are the most unsuccessful of the most unsuccessful.
                    1. +7
                      28 November 2015 16: 30
                      Quote: bannik
                      The most unsuccessful were there, but today there are the most unsuccessful of the most unsuccessful.

                      Jews never made up the majority in the Jewish Autonomous Region and did not even come close to such a status; today the percentage of Jews there is lower than in some parts of Moscow. wassat But what part of the population of EAO is thumping, it seems they are doing it together and without any interethnic prejudice!wassat drinks
                  2. 0
                    28 November 2015 17: 33
                    Quote: There are many of us
                    here and washed down with grief

                    Jews are not Muslims. Nobody forbids them to drink alcohol. They can drink and for joy can. There are no competitors. There, in the EAO, the Chinese are actively working to turn that area into a blooming land. I fear that new repatriates, real ones, would not appear. Cosmopolitans, damn, called.
                    1. -7
                      28 November 2015 17: 49
                      Sleep well, too. Jews will not come and will not take your birobidzhan from you.
                      the Chinese will take it from you)))
                      1. +6
                        28 November 2015 18: 20
                        Quote: Lepila
                        the Chinese will take it from you)))

                        Do you need to remind you, dear, of who and how many times they tried to take from us? And what happened to them? stop
                      2. +6
                        28 November 2015 18: 22
                        Quote: Lepila
                        the Chinese will take it from you

                        Among the Chinese, there are also local, Chinese Jews. It is still unknown who exactly will come to the EAO. After all, as Jews like to say: A Jew is not a nationality, it is a way of life. laughing
                      3. -1
                        28 November 2015 20: 16
                        Hedgehog, I’ll reassure you here: there are practically no Jews in China. So Jews in no way claim to Russian (or Chinese) Birobidzhan. Let your heart calm down ...
                      4. +4
                        28 November 2015 21: 07
                        Well, yes, no. Killed. I already wrote once in the comments that in China, seven Jewish surnames were allowed to be carried by Jews, one of them ... Lee.
                        Just at the moment there is no source at hand, otherwise I would list the others. According to some reports, Kun Tzu is also .. from Birobidzhan. feel
                      5. 0
                        29 November 2015 06: 42
                        Quote: Turkir
                        China, seven Jewish surnames were allowed to be carried by Jews, one of them ... Lee.

                        So means the pilot Li Xi Qing. ... .. what
                      6. +2
                        28 November 2015 22: 04
                        Ezhaak
                        Among the Chinese, there are also local, Chinese Jews.


                        Among the three heroes, Ilya Muromets is a Jew.

                        as well as:

                        Chingachgook the great serpent in childhood was also a Jew.

                        etc. etc.
                      7. +3
                        29 November 2015 06: 46
                        Quote: Maki Avellievich
                        Chingachgook the great serpent in childhood was also a Jew.

                        "The satellite flies in space
                        And the BRACKET is nailed to it "…. wink
                      8. 0
                        29 November 2015 11: 00
                        Maki Avellyevich, let alone you, as a true Jew, not know who was a Jew and who was not. Whatever you want, that and appoint yourself a brother, just not to miscalculate. hi
                      9. +2
                        28 November 2015 21: 23
                        the Chinese will take it from you


                        For the Chinese, everything north of Beijing has low status. In the Shanghai dialect, the word northerner is equivalent to Russian sucker. They are only interested in the north with water, and they all want to live in the south. So, dear, worry about the Palestinians, whatever they take from you, to the sound of the caliphate ...
                      10. +1
                        28 November 2015 22: 11
                        Asadullah
                        For the Chinese, everything north of Beijing is low


                        Low is not low, but the supply pocket does not pull.

                        it is necessary to monitor the economy comrades.
                2. 0
                  28 November 2015 15: 46
                  Oh, so they were carried away ... belay It’s impossible, the method will be worked out, but who will be executed? drinks laughing
                3. 0
                  28 November 2015 16: 15
                  Quote: atalef
                  nothing surprising, there the Jews train on themselves. Solder Russia.

                  Today I went to a supermarket (not in the EAO), in front of me are two buyers, two women aged 45-55 years (in fur coats are clearly under 100 thousand rubles each), they buy 5 bottles of vodka (quite expensive) and a 2,5 liter plastic bottle beer, followed by a young woman, looking 25-30 years old, buys a 2nd bottle of beer of 2,5 liters. I have never seen women in so many buying up alcohol.
            3. +15
              28 November 2015 14: 33
              atalef ...
              Thank you, now it’s clear the birth of the Russian mat.
              I will try to make a sentence:
              Sabacher H.E.R.
              AHUY Ibadeti shoves, To tear out his teeth, and not Chek fuck.

              atalef - rate it! (sorry, without the "great and mighty"
              not enough)
              1. +8
                28 November 2015 14: 34
                Quote: askort154
                I will try to make a sentence:
                Sabacher H.E.R.
                AHUY Ibadeti shoves, To tear out his teeth, and not Chek fuck.

                atalef - rate it! (sorry, without the "great and mighty"
                not enough)

                Elegantly good laughing hi
                1. +4
                  28 November 2015 15: 23
                  People, stop kidding, I fell off the couch and laughter colic .... laughing good drinks
            4. +1
              28 November 2015 15: 48
              Thank you! hi Laughed laughing
              1. +4
                28 November 2015 16: 56
                Observer 33 .... Thank you! Laughed [/ quote]

                You all fuckers, but fuckers. And I mastered Arabic and Hebrew! Thanks VO and atalef (y)! soldier
                1. +2
                  28 November 2015 18: 32
                  Arabic, by the way, is a very beautiful language smile
                  1. +2
                    28 November 2015 18: 47
                    Quote: miru mir
                    Arabic, by the way, is a very beautiful language smile

                    But in Turkish or Turkic shed - it’s generally a palace ...
                    And the Arabic language is beautiful, only lately it has often been scumbagged, who have nothing to do with the beauty of the language, nor with culture, and religion, in general, too. And what can be the beauty of a language from the lips of broads with machine guns?
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                      1. +2
                        28 November 2015 19: 47
                        All reproaching Jews for the genocide of the Arab population, please pay attention, a wonderful Arabic song "where do the shaggy uh ..."(skip) is broadcast on the state Israeli channel laughing
                      2. -3
                        28 November 2015 20: 01
                        Hosspad, and then they screwed their two shekels ...

                        So all genocides do so, ethnic songs are broadcast, and the indigenous population of that ... am
                      3. 0
                        28 November 2015 21: 57
                        Nonsense. Arabs are not allowed to live in peace two things — their greedy and stupid leaders and their religion.
                      4. 0
                        29 November 2015 00: 17
                        Nonsense. Arabs are not allowed to live in peace two things — their greedy and stupid leaders and their religion.

                        I wish there was an opinion of the Arabs themselves ... wink
                      5. 0
                        29 November 2015 13: 03
                        There are Arabs different and diverse. Well, the views are relevant.
                      6. 0
                        28 November 2015 22: 18
                        Throw
                        So all genocides do so, ethnic songs are broadcast, and the indigenous population of that ...


                        we don’t have any Arabs left at all (we’ve genocide all already), you’ll see the current on TV. Well, in the reserves left couples. for schoolchildren.

                        Esli by the way will not let make a mistake this song is their anthem.
                      7. +1
                        28 November 2015 22: 30
                        Quote: Maki Avellievich
                        Esli by the way will not let make a mistake this song is their anthem.

                        A song like Lebanon. Lebanese anthem, or what?
                      8. -5
                        28 November 2015 23: 05
                        Nothing sacred in the moderators, how could you delete a post with a song about the homeland? !! ...crying

                        But who managed to hear her for the first time, with subtitles)) - I guarantee you will sing for a week fellow

                        And the Arabic language, yes, is more beautiful than Hebrew.
                        And the girls are even more beautiful love
                      9. +2
                        28 November 2015 23: 09
                        Quote: Lance
                        But the Arabic language, yes, is more beautiful than Hebrew.

                        It is unlikely. And all sorts of good girls laughing
                      10. 0
                        29 November 2015 00: 13
                        Well .. to whom and the mare - the bride!
                        laughing laughing laughing
                      11. -1
                        29 November 2015 13: 05
                        I agree, the Zhinka of the Persian Shah on the photo. Good fucking laughing
                      12. +1
                        29 November 2015 08: 42
                        Quote: Lance
                        And the Arabic language, yes, is more beautiful than Hebrew. And the girls are even more beautiful
                      13. +1
                        28 November 2015 20: 56
                        Quote: miru mir
                        And at the request of viewers, MEGAHIT of all time! (Please do not delete the post - DO NOT DELETE THE WORD OF SONGS!

                        tiger !!!
                        I fell, especially dune, sherkhan, shaggy ....
                        We need to find out what is in Arabic, well, these ... shaggy laughing
                        Plus good
                      14. 0
                        28 November 2015 20: 23
                        Whores in Arabic - My Homeland
                      15. 0
                        28 November 2015 20: 43
                        Quote: Lepila
                        Whores in Arabic - My Homeland

                        And the word b l am in the Arabic capital
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                      17. +4
                        28 November 2015 21: 02
                        Quote: igor67
                        Quote: Lepila
                        Whores in Arabic - My Homeland

                        And the word b l am in the Arabic capital


                        Hi Igoryanich !!!
                        Imagine a mixed family (Arab wife). husband to wife, went to .... and she told him, and bring me something interesting from there, dear
                        love
                        The husband returned with a trepak crying
                        The husband was not at home for 3 days, he is returning. his wife is ready to cherish him on the head with a frying pan. but he dodges so beautifully. and with a preoccupied face begins to walk around the room. sentences. Well, bin Laden, well, scum, well, bin Laden, well, bugger
                        My wife is already inexplicably, what happened?
                        Husband can you imagine. I get an envelope, I open it, white powder spills out of it.
                        Horrified Wife - Anthrax belay
                        Husband - Worse, tripper. wassat
                      18. +2
                        28 November 2015 21: 53
                        Я
                        Quote: atalef
                        quote

                        Quote: atalef
                        quote

                        Hi San, I’m watching the news, as Russian tourists and operators found a new way to get to Egypt, through Eilat, our lips rolled out, four planes flew from Russia, three of them went to Egypt, we are too expensive, this is the trouble of our tourism, the quality is same
                      19. +1
                        29 November 2015 08: 45
                        Quote: igor67
                        four planes arrived from Russia, three of the tourists left for Egypt
                      20. +1
                        28 November 2015 23: 55
                        Quote: igor67
                        Quote: Lepila
                        Whores in Arabic - My Homeland

                        And the word b l am in the Arabic capital


                        Almost, but in the literary rather "bilad". City, capital.
                      21. 0
                        28 November 2015 20: 57
                        Quote: Lepila
                        Whores in Arabic - My Homeland


                        as you call a boat - so it will sail
                      22. 0
                        28 November 2015 20: 57
                        Quote: Lepila
                        Whores in Arabic - My Homeland


                        as you call a boat - so it will sail
                    2. +2
                      29 November 2015 00: 20
                      Quote: andj61
                      And the Arabic language is beautiful, only recently it has often been scumbagged, who have nothing to do with the beauty of the language, nor with culture, and religion, in general, too.

                      Those who are scumbags, they have some other language, not Arabic. Having nothing against Islam as a religion, and generally treating any religion exactly, I have to note that the language of these scumbags is called "Allah Akbar", because of the three words spoken, two are these. How do they understand each other? How is Fima Sobakov Ellochka the Cannibal?
                      1. 0
                        29 November 2015 01: 33

                        ..Elochka respectfully looked at Fima Dogs. Mademoiselle Dogs has been reputed to be cultural
                        girl: in her dictionary there were about one hundred and eighty words. Moreover, she knew
                        one such word that Ellochka could not even dream of. It was a rich word:
                        homosexuality. Fima Dogs was undoubtedly a cultured girl ...

                        180 words! I’m not hooking Isil! wassat
                        About the "rich" word - hussars from kamenty please refrain bully
                  2. 0
                    29 November 2015 10: 35
                    A few years ago I tried to find a tutorial, I could not.
            5. 0
              28 November 2015 17: 20
              Quote: atalef
              Sabacher H.E.R. (Arab) - Good morning, everyone !!!

              Dogman mudariser - good morning, teacher.

              In any language there are so-called "linguistic shock" constructions.

              Chevrolet Nova - did not sell in the Spanish-speaking market. In their language "no va" - sort of like "can't move" (I don't know Spanish, practically, only I can swear => I can be wrong).

              But the fact that the brand was not for sale - I know for sure laughing

              Alexander, welcome hi
              1. 0
                28 November 2015 18: 51
                Quote: Cat Man Null
                Chevrolet Nova - did not sell in the Spanish-speaking market. In their language "no va" - sort of like "can't move" (I don't know Spanish, practically, only I can swear => I can be wrong).

                For the Spanish-speaking market, the Japanese Mitsubishi Pajero renamed Montero. Pajero (pahero) in Spanish, especially in Latin America, is a slang term for either an ananist or gay.
                1. +3
                  28 November 2015 19: 19
                  Quote: andj61
                  Quote: Cat Man Null
                  Chevrolet Nova - did not sell in the Spanish-speaking market. In their language "no va" - sort of like "can't move" (I don't know Spanish, practically, only I can swear => I can be wrong).

                  For the Spanish-speaking market, the Japanese Mitsubishi Pajero renamed Montero. Pajero (pahero) in Spanish, especially in Latin America, is a slang term for either an ananist or gay.

                  And in Israel, KIA - called kaya - tk kia - is vomiting (vomit) wassat in Hebrew
                2. 0
                  28 November 2015 19: 43
                  Quote: andj61
                  either ananista, or gay.

                  He is a masturbator, not "a" .. well, everything is correct ..

                  El estudio a la pinga,
                  El Trobago no es companiero,
                  El'viva el boijo mogado ..

                  From memory, free translation into Spanish: "Work - nafig, work - not a friend, long live .." ... well, you get the idea Yes
                  1. +1
                    28 November 2015 19: 46
                    Quote: Cat Man Null
                    From memory, free translation into Spanish: "Work - nafig, work - not a friend, long live .." ... well, you get the idea

                    This is in our Brazilian style! good hi
              2. +1
                28 November 2015 22: 23
                Cat man null
                Chevrolet Nova - did not sell in the Spanish-speaking market. In their language "no va" - sort of like "can't move"



                VA is go, work (mechanism)
              3. +3
                29 November 2015 01: 45
                Quote: Cat Man Null
                In their language "no va" - sort of like "can't move" (I don't know Spanish, practically, only I can swear => I can be wrong).

                At our work in the early 90s, a Spaniard gave the peasants money for vodka - he decided to "establish contact" with them and there was some kind of holiday ... For five together with him he gave money for a bottle. Well, the men told him that it was not enough. At first he uncoiled, waved his hands until the translator explained - "little" is "bad" in Spanish. Offended at first. Like, he gave money for vodka, and they also teach him about life, they say it's bad ...

                The same translator was hit once. It was necessary to break axes, draw on concrete. Well, our men offered him to hammer a dowel into the concrete, and tie a lace to it. She, a translator, studied Spanish with her husband, a diplomat in Cuba, she cannot translate the word "dowel". Well, the peasants suggested a "nail" to her. She translated, and both laughed. Then she said that in Spanish, "hammering in a nail" is like "throwing a stick" in our country. Well, here she is with requests to him and began to pester him because of the "dowel" - let's score it and let's score it ... laughing
            6. 0
              28 November 2015 17: 24
              Have a nice one you too.
            7. 0
              28 November 2015 18: 24
              Quote: atalef
              Check dohui (Hebrew) = deferred check

              Change the fuck check, only time to lose. hi
              1. +1
                28 November 2015 19: 20
                Quote: unsinkable
                Quote: atalef
                Check dohui (Hebrew) = deferred check

                Change the fuck check, only time to lose. hi

                As we say in x ..., fuck me a check?
          2. +5
            28 November 2015 14: 06
            "The meaning of the word Barak according to Efremova:
            Barack - 1. A light building, usually of a barracks type, used as temporary housing for workers, military personnel, etc.
            2. out of date. Separate hospital building or hospital for infectious patients.

            The meaning of the word Barack by Ozhegov:
            Barak - A lightweight building designed for temporary housing

            The meaning of the word Barack in the dictionary of Ushakov:
            BARACK, baraka, m. (French baraque). 1. Temporary wooden barracks. In the construction of the railway, workers live in barracks. 2. Separate hospital building, usually for infectious patients (special). Typhoid hut.

            The meaning of the word Barack in the Dahl dictionary:
            Barak
            m. French, more commonly used. pl. barracks, booths, huts, temporary, light buildings for the deployment of troops or workers. | In the asters. and sar. gully pronounce the barrack, so calling the ravines. "


            And the mentality here, absolutely nothing to do with. Just a consonance of words in different languages. Moreover, in Russian this is a borrowed word ..
            1. +1
              28 November 2015 14: 21
              And no one guessed to look for the word BARAK in Hebrew? Because ... Logic?
            2. +1
              28 November 2015 18: 32
              Quote: moskowit
              Just a consonance of words

              That's right. I agree. For that, plus. But the American Barack is still typhoid. hi
          3. +3
            28 November 2015 16: 22
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            . What a different mentality we have

            In 1968, when they entered Czechoslovakia, when they saw the inscription "Pozor!", They also took it personally. am And this is just "ATTENTION!" smile
            1. +3
              28 November 2015 17: 23
              Quote: Bayonet
              And this is just "ATTENTION!"

              In-in .. and also in Polish "uroda" is "beauty" ..
              1. 0
                29 November 2015 16: 41
                Quote: Cat Man Null
                In-in .. and also in Polish "uroda" is "beauty" ..

                Right! There is such a magazine smile
            2. +1
              28 November 2015 17: 45
              Quote: Bayonet
              In 1968, when they entered Czechoslovakia

              And the word "proč" was also very surprising, it sounds like "away". This is actually the question "why?"
          4. 0
            29 November 2015 04: 25
            Barack is Lightning
            and I thought that in honor of Obama, in recognition of the program Foreign Military Financing, FMF laughing
            For the period from 2008 to 2017, an agreement was reached on the annual transfer of 2,9-3,1 billion dollars to Israel.
            Under the new treaty, the United States will provide $ 2018 billion in military assistance to Israel from 2027 to 40. This agreement will enter into force immediately after the end of the current one (last year ─ 2017), under which the United States annually transfers Israel three billion dollars (30 billion dollars for ten years).
        2. -1
          29 November 2015 11: 20
          Quote: Lance
          Licked the granny-master, licked! laughing

          And how! Obama’s reign will be (if ...) 8 years — two presidential terms. So it turned out Barak-8
    2. +3
      28 November 2015 13: 36
      Barak in Hebrew - lightning, shine.

      Add: India goes into the manufacturers of the most sophisticated and high-tech weapons.
      Builds ships, missiles, ATOM submarine, aircraft carrier! I'm not talking about nuclear warheads ...
      1. +4
        28 November 2015 17: 28
        Quote: stonks
        Builds ships, missiles, ATOM submarine, aircraft carrier

        He worked with the Indians in 1998-2002.

        My impression is rare bastards.

        I worked as a programmer then, as a senior. In a very "western" company, the development of the ERP system. The system was called Skala.

        So, for information. And then they will say - "unfounded accusations."

        Not unfounded. Rare freaks. What he taught, then, through time, they know how to do. What I didn’t teach - it’s better not to entrust, my team remade for a month what the guys were trying to present as a release for customers .. as I recall, I will startle, damn it ..

        Hindus? And the construction of a nuclear submarine?

        Incompatible. IMHO, yes Yes
        1. 0
          28 November 2015 18: 17
          Quote: Cat Man Null
          Incompatible. IMHO, yes

          This explains why they are not allowed to come close to developing a T-50 localized to India.
        2. 0
          29 November 2015 16: 44
          Quote: Cat Man Null
          What he taught, then, through time, they know how to do.

          Not their overalls? smile
      2. 0
        28 November 2015 19: 43
        India goes into the manufacturers of the most sophisticated and high-tech weapons. ,,
        is it that the Indians now and Obama will get into trouble?
      3. +1
        28 November 2015 23: 43
        Quote: stonks
        Barak in Hebrew - lightning, shine.

        I remembered the father of Hannibal - Hamilcar. He and his sons are known by the nickname Barge. This nickname, which means "lightning."
    3. +1
      28 November 2015 14: 07
      The eighth barrack, the fucking as follows according to Barak the first.
      1. +1
        28 November 2015 19: 53
        Quote: SAXA.SHURA
        Barak the eighth, dolbani as follows according to Barak the first

        Carp, i'm pheasant laughing
      2. +1
        29 November 2015 01: 54
        Quote: SAXA.SHURA
        The eighth barrack, the fucking as follows according to Barak the first.


        I remembered I don’t know why laughing -
        “I ask you not to write extraneous things in the complaint book. For the chief
        Ivanov station 7. "
        “Although you are the seventh, but do .... cancer”

        The Complaint Book (1884) A.P. Chekhov
    4. 0
      28 November 2015 14: 47
      It smells of Africa ...
      1. 0
        29 November 2015 16: 45
        Quote: mag nit
        It smells of Africa ...

        Maybe the neighbors? what
    5. +1
      28 November 2015 15: 12
      Quote: Renat
      Sound name.



      The Indian engine will not be appreciated, but TTX would be better to learn more would be not bad.
    6. -4
      28 November 2015 16: 41
      Response to the Yakhontov threat. After all, part of the Yakhonts supplied by Russia to Syria "accidentally" ended up with Hezbollah
      1. 0
        28 November 2015 16: 51
        Really hit the yacht?
      2. +4
        28 November 2015 18: 19
        Quote: Lepila
        "accidentally" ended up at Hezbollah

        Is there concrete evidence? Or, as the Israelis say, proof on the table! Otherwise a lie.
      3. +4
        28 November 2015 19: 04
        Quote: Lepila
        Response to the Yakhontov threat. After all, part of the Yakhonts supplied by Russia to Syria "accidentally" ended up with Hezbollah

        And what is interesting, are they dragging it? This is not a small fool, 8 meters in length, not less than 0,7 m in diameter, weighing under 4 tons! Or did Syria give them along with the Bastion complex?
        This has been exaggerated for 3 years, no less! In my opinion, the maximum that was possible to find out was that Hezbollah tried to get the S-125 air defense systems along with missiles from Syria, and even that didn’t work - Israel destroyed. And then the mulka went for a walk, that it was the Yakhonts - but this was nothing, no one had ever been confirmed.
      4. +1
        28 November 2015 21: 58
        Quote: Lepila
        Response to the Yakhontov threat. After all, part of the Yakhonts supplied by Russia to Syria "accidentally" ended up with Hezbollah

        Is there any evidence?
        1. +1
          28 November 2015 22: 12
          Were given personally to the chief, from hand to hand.
    7. 0
      28 November 2015 18: 49
      Such Jews know how to mock!
      Barak-8 developed with India, this is still fun!
      1. +1
        29 November 2015 00: 51
        Quote: Kuzkina
        Barak-8 developed with India, this is still fun!

        there is Indian only money ....
    8. +2
      28 November 2015 20: 24
      Quote: Renat
      Barak-8 rocket complex tested in Israel

      hut: it's-
      1) Light building, usually a barracks type, used as
      temporary housing for workers, military personnel, etc.
      2) A separate hospital building or a hospital for infectious patients. (Here, as they say, the point ...))) misunderstandings only: barak-8-for 8 places? or how? what
      1. 0
        28 November 2015 21: 03
        Quote: Andrey Yurievich
        hut: it's-

        oh yes ... my trolling without a barrack-obamycha will not be complete ... laughing
  2. +11
    28 November 2015 13: 05
    Is there a lot of honor to Obamych?
    1. +9
      28 November 2015 13: 14
      Quote: vorobey
      Is there a lot of honor to Obamych?

      Good morning, Sanya.
      Barack is lightning (in Hebrew)
      1. +8
        28 November 2015 13: 24
        Barack is lightning (in Hebrew)
        Eh (((sorry it’s not an orangutan ...
        1. +4
          28 November 2015 13: 31
          What lightning, in what Hebrew, on a rocket is written in English! laughing
          1. +4
            28 November 2015 13: 41
            Quote: Lance
            What lightning in what Hebrew, on a rocket it is written in English! laughing

            And what is written on your passport - your Russian name?
            1. +5
              28 November 2015 13: 50
              1. You do not poke me.
              2. Do you have air defense missiles there, flying around your passports? laughing
              1. +3
                28 November 2015 13: 57
                Quote: Lance
                1. You do not poke me.

                Do not be offended, tiger, not by malicious intent, but solely for the desire to cling to the world of predators hi

                Quote: Lance
                . Do you have air defense missiles there, flying around your passports?

                an inscription that everyone would understand from whom it flew.
                1. +6
                  28 November 2015 14: 39
                  Quote: atalef
                  an inscription that everyone would understand from whom it flew.


                  yeah ... and on Caliber puschennoo from "Dagestan" dagil was written ... laughing
                  1. +1
                    28 November 2015 15: 40
                    And on the fence around the hut what was not written ... wassat

                    Moders posted the good news, for an easy Saturday eurotrolling! bully
                    1. +1
                      28 November 2015 16: 31
                      Quote: Lance
                      And on the fence around the hut what was not written ... wassat
                      Moders posted the good news, for an easy Saturday eurotrolling! bully

                      When we wrote on the fence, no one spoke Russian yet. tongue
                      In the second half of the second millennium BC Hebrew becomes an independent Semitic language, finally separating from related languages ​​and dialects. The oldest literary source in Hebrew found to date is the Song of Deborah (XII century BC uh.). Subsequently, this work was included in the text of the Old Testament (“Book of Judges of Israel,” ch. 5). The oldest Hebrew inscription, "the calendar from Gezer," dates from X century BC uh.
                      1. +4
                        28 November 2015 16: 39
                        How many millions are speaking your language now? And how much has he changed? And 350 million people speak Russian ... So your circumcised one is smaller than ours, excuse me, but you were the first to run over))))
                      2. +7
                        28 November 2015 16: 42
                        Quote: Absurdidat
                        How many millions are speaking your language now? And how much has he changed? And 350 million people speak Russian ... So your circumcised one is smaller than ours, excuse me, but you were the first to run over))))

                        Small spool but precious. ))) What insults)))
                      3. +1
                        28 November 2015 19: 11
                        When we wrote on the fence, no one spoke Russian yet

                        When we began to build fences and resorts, Jews still did not learn to write! laughing
                      4. +2
                        28 November 2015 22: 11
                        ))))

                        Yes, Lance, I see you bombed everything here!))
                      5. 0
                        28 November 2015 22: 46
                        Well, I am so, kindly .. purely "in a partnership" bully
                      6. 0
                        28 November 2015 19: 39
                        Quote: Absurdidat
                        How many millions are speaking your language now? And how much has he changed? And 350 million people speak Russian ... So your circumcised one is smaller than ours, excuse me, but you were the first to run over))))

                        What difference does it make? It’s already a miracle that for all the time it has disappeared and practically has not changed
                  2. 0
                    28 November 2015 19: 37
                    Quote: vorobey
                    Quote: atalef
                    an inscription that everyone would understand from whom it flew.


                    yeah ... and on Caliber puschennoo from "Dagestan" dagil was written ... laughing

                    No, it was written
                    caliber, yeah
                2. 0
                  28 November 2015 19: 07
                  Quote: atalef
                  Quote: Lance
                  1. You do not poke me.
                  Do not be offended, tiger, not by malicious intent, but solely for the desire to cling to the world of predators

                  And what, bats have already passed into the category of herbivorous? wink
                  Hello Hymenoptera! drinks
                  1. 0
                    28 November 2015 19: 40
                    Quote: andj61
                    Quote: atalef
                    Quote: Lance
                    1. You do not poke me.
                    Do not be offended, tiger, not by malicious intent, but solely for the desire to cling to the world of predators

                    And what, bats have already passed into the category of herbivorous? wink
                    Hello Hymenoptera! drinks

                    I'm a vegetarian mouse
                    1. 0
                      29 November 2015 03: 58
                      Quote: atalef
                      Quote: Lance
                      1. You do not poke me.
                      Do not be offended, tiger, not by malicious intent, but exclusively ..

                      ..from unculture
                      negative
                3. 0
                  28 November 2015 21: 16
                  It is interesting to know - understanding from whom flew in comes before or after? winked
        2. +2
          28 November 2015 13: 37
          Quote: atalef
          Barack is lightning (in Hebrew)
          Sasha, how does Obama translate from Hebrew ..? wassat
          1. +3
            28 November 2015 13: 40
            "Black Master"))
            1. +1
              28 November 2015 13: 43
              "Black Master"
              No - The Black Monkey.
              1. +2
                28 November 2015 13: 52
                So it is translated from Russian. And from Hebrew - mister))
                1. +2
                  28 November 2015 14: 03
                  Quote: Lance
                  So it is translated from Russian. And from Hebrew - mister))

                  And Lancelot, as translated into Russian wink
                  Lancelot Lake (Lancelot, fr. Lancelot du Lac, English Lancelot of the Lake, also Launcelot)

                  The plot of Lancelot make up the wonderful education of Lancelot Virgin Lake (where his nickname comes from), numerous ups and downs his love for Queen Guinevere - wife of King Arthur
                  1. +7
                    28 November 2015 14: 14
                    No need, no need here these tackles ...

                    And DO NOT HAVE TO write so much here about the excuses from Obama, you can’t work today - SATURDAY! bully
                    1. +1
                      28 November 2015 14: 39
                      Quote: Lance
                      No need, no need here these tackles ...

                      What do you ! Tiger as possible.
                      A historical fact, Lancelot all the time tried to roll eggs to the wife of his king, military commander and overlord.
                      How is this translated into Russian?
                      Quote: Lance
                      And DO NOT HAVE TO write so much here in the excuses from Obama,

                      That you anoint us to him
                      Quote: Lance
                      You can't work today - SATURDAY!

                      Is this work?
                      1. +3
                        28 November 2015 15: 04
                        I look. You are just a historian by someone else's eggs! laughing
                        Roll babamkiny, do him nice tongue
                      2. +1
                        29 November 2015 00: 24
                        Quote: atalef
                        Is this work?


                        On Saturday, Chaim asks Rabinovich:
                        - Rabinovich, say: love is work or pleasure?
                        - Probably a pleasure, otherwise I would have hired a person.

                        Hi Sasha! If it was a job, he would have hired a shabes-goy .. laughing
                      3. +2
                        29 November 2015 00: 29
                        Quote: Ascetic
                        Quote: atalef
                        Is this work?


                        On Saturday, Chaim asks Rabinovich:
                        - Rabinovich, say: love is work or pleasure?
                        - Probably a pleasure, otherwise I would have hired a person.

                        Hi Sasha! If it was a job, he would have hired a shabes-goy .. laughing

                        definitely, but he himself would have gone to earn extra money for another for a double price. laughing
                        Hello Stanislav hi
          2. +9
            28 November 2015 13: 59
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            Sasha, how does Obama translate from Hebrew ..?

            Apparently it is necessary to introduce neologism into Hebrew (Obama (Hebrew) (synonyms in foreign languages) - loser (English), D.E.B.I.L. (rus)
            1. +8
              28 November 2015 14: 41
              Quote: atalef
              Quote: Thunderbolt
              Sasha, how does Obama translate from Hebrew ..?

              Apparently it is necessary to introduce neologism into Hebrew (Obama (Hebrew) (synonyms in foreign languages) - loser (English), D.E.B.I.L. (rus)


              karakutakmaymun ... feel
          3. +5
            28 November 2015 22: 21
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            How is Obama translated from Hebrew ..?

            Obama does not translate, but Kofi Anan translates as a masturbating monkey.
      2. +1
        28 November 2015 21: 05
        Quote: atalef
        Barack is lightning

        Sasha, this is a comfortable cottage for prisoners ...
  3. +4
    28 November 2015 13: 05
    The name pleased)))
  4. HAM
    +5
    28 November 2015 13: 06
    Jokers !!! From ours and in a sense of humor do not lag behind.
    1. +2
      28 November 2015 13: 48
      Here, actually THREE meaningful name:
      - lightning, shine;
      - Ehud Barak - Israeli general, beg. General Staff, Prime Minister;
      - Obama.

      I think the third meaning the Israelis "meant" the most. laughing
      1. +4
        28 November 2015 14: 06
        Quote: stonks
        Ehud Barak - Israeli general, beg. General Staff, Prime Minister;

        In general, the real surname of Ehud Barak - Brug - is just instituted, military commanders reaching a certain rank, if the surname is European, are changed to pure Hebrew (consonant)
  5. +11
    28 November 2015 13: 07
    Named after US President Barack Obama and in the eighth year, Barack won the US presidential elections. It turned out "BARAK-8"
    1. +1
      28 November 2015 13: 13
      Quote: avvg
      Named after US President Barack Obama.

      Then it would be better to call it "ward number 6". laughing
    2. +5
      28 November 2015 13: 19
      Quote: avvg
      Named after US President Barack Obama and in the eighth year, Barack won the US presidential elections. It turned out "BARAK-8"

      No, in honor of the Russian barn! smile laughing
  6. +2
    28 November 2015 13: 07
    I wonder why Barack ??? Huseynovich would add ...
    1. +3
      28 November 2015 13: 15
      Quote: Renat
      Sound name.

      Quote: vorobey
      Is there a lot of honor to Obamych?

      Quote: Korney84
      The name pleased)))

      Quote: HAM
      Jokers !!! From ours and in a sense of humor do not lag behind.

      Quote: avvg
      Named after US President Barack Obama.

      Quote: avvg
      Named after US President Barack Obama.

      Late, damn it! ! ! crying
  7. +4
    28 November 2015 13: 09
    Well, it’s already the eighth, and the mattress-beds
    1. +3
      28 November 2015 13: 45
      And as Wang said, the last ...
      1. +2
        28 November 2015 13: 57
        Quote: Thunderbolt
        And as Wang said, the last ...

        Wang said a lot of things:
        1) 2006 - Muslims will invent a new terrible kind of weapon. Everyone will begin to prepare for war, to stockpile weapons, food, medicine, water and gas masks, run to the forests, mountains, caves, etc.
        2) 2008 - Attempts on 4 heads of government. The conflict in Hindustan. This will be one of the reasons for the Third World War.
        3) 2010 - The beginning of the 3rd World War
        4) 2011 - As a result of radioactive fallout in the Northern Hemisphere there will be no animals or vegetation (yeah! Winds will blow only in the Northern Hemisphere). Then the Muslims will start a chemical war against the surviving Europeans.
        5) 2014 - Most people will suffer from ulcers, skin cancer, and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).
        6) 2018 - China becomes a new world power. (wait, sir)
        etc . . .
        And in 1992, she promised that the Bulgarian team would become the world football champion. Then, in fact, Stoichkov played great in the Bulgarian national team, they defeated the Germans in the quarter finals. But in the semifinals, they lost to the Brazilians.
        hi
        1. +1
          28 November 2015 14: 12
          Hi, I remember Stoichkova, a cool football player. good Maybe this granny was lying, but in paragraph 6, I think she was not mistaken ... What is it? A magical gift of foresight or a grandmother conducted a system analysis and reported wassat
          1. +1
            28 November 2015 15: 06
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            Hi, I remember Stoichkova, a cool football player.

            He scored 1990 goals in the 3 Barcelona Cup Winners' Cup, in 2011 he was an advisor to the president of FC Rostov, now he is 49 years old, a head coach without a club. It's a shame.
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            Maybe this granny was lying, but in paragraph 6, I think she was not mistaken.

            We expect, but there are analysts who claim that problems have already begun in China, the Chinese also talk about this, do not hide it.
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            ..What is this? A magical gift of foresight or grandmother conducted a system analysis and reported

            Magic does not exist, there are reasonable explanations for everything, not magic at all. If the grandmother was able to conduct a system analysis, then she would not have spoken any nonsense. I watched many charlatans from Gorbachev's time, 99% fake everywhere. People through the media inspire faith in the miracles of conspiracies, prayers, torsion fields and other crap. The current generation, nurtured on the Globe, Pokemon, Simpsons and Chumak, etc., is easy to inspire anything. Today, watching TV is harmful to the psyche, it is better to watch a fan or refrigerator. I do not want to talk about this topic. Vanga was a project of the wife of T. Zhivkov and the special services of Bulgaria, this is an established fact, there is an Internet, only a little digging is necessary.
          2. +2
            28 November 2015 16: 44
            Quote: Thunderbolt
            What is this? A magical gift of foresight or a grandmother conducted a system analysis and reported

            Tales of the Baba Yaga!
        2. +1
          28 November 2015 17: 08
          Well, we can assume that she lived on a different calendar.!? And so it will be, the main thing is to believe.
  8. +1
    28 November 2015 13: 11
    The missile is equipped with an advanced Israeli target tracking system and an Indian engine

    The Indians are starting to produce a lot of products, it will soon go that way and they will gradually be able to replace our air defense missiles, apparently about the cooperation we have with them flaws.
    1. -3
      28 November 2015 13: 17
      So the "Yakhont" (anti-ship "Kolibr") is half their development "Brahmos"
    2. +5
      28 November 2015 13: 53
      Quote: venaya

      The Indians are starting to produce a lot of products, it will soon go that way and they will gradually be able to replace our air defense missiles, apparently about the cooperation we have with them flaws.

      And they are more comfortable with us. We are not a superpower, so there are no geopolitical troubles with us. Weapons are doing good. Why would the Indians not cooperate with us.
      The Barak-8 air defense system was developed in the framework of joint Israeli-Indian military cooperation on a parity basis: each of the parties invested $ 0,35 billion in this project. Production of the complex has been established at the enterprises of the Israeli state company Israel Aerospace Industries. In 2017, under a contract with India, Israel is expected to supply Barak-8 systems to this country in the amount of $ 1,1 billion.
      1. +7
        28 November 2015 14: 14
        Quote: Aron Zaavi
        Weapons are doing good. Why would the Indians not cooperate with us.

        Aaron hi , at your request, spread. Strange it went without problems
        Islistania, barak -8
        1. +1
          28 November 2015 15: 54
          Aren't the Israelis afraid to "start" a Hindu "engine" right in the launch shaft?
          1. +2
            28 November 2015 16: 57
            Quote: bannik
            Aren't the Israelis afraid to "start" a Hindu "engine" right in the launch shaft?

            Yesterday about the S-300 movie was, no one was scared, even fun (first words behind the scenes) smile
            1. +1
              28 November 2015 19: 20
              So the same S-300! Starts with a polka and off the launcher!
      2. -2
        28 November 2015 14: 24
        Quote: Aron Zaavi
        And they are more comfortable with us. We are not a superpower, so there are no geopolitical troubles with us. ... Why would not the Indians cooperate with us.

        As for over-power, here is a big question (???). What Israel allows itself cannot in any way afford Russia, I think this is understandable. Israel has long been almost like the state of the United States, and they are more cooperating with Pakistan. So a bunch of India - Israel is surprising. It seems that the Indians simply had no other options, or someone forced.
        1. +6
          28 November 2015 14: 41
          Quote: venaya
          As for over-power, here is a big question (???). What Israel allows itself cannot in any way afford Russia, I think it’s clear

          fooling around, we are not fit for the possibilities of Russia and out of the way. If we were like Russia, there would have been peace in BV for a long time.
          Quote: venaya
          Israel has long been almost like the state of the United States, and they are more cooperating with Pakistan. So the bunch India - Israel is surprising.

          fundamentally nor right
          Quote: venaya
          It seems that the Indians simply had no other options, or someone forced.

          Common sense forced.
          1. +2
            28 November 2015 15: 43
            Quote: atalef
            If we were like Russia, there would have been peace in BV for a long time.

            But still not. Everything would be exactly the same. They would only talk about a worldwide Russian conspiracy. And Israel would be called an evil empire.
        2. +1
          28 November 2015 19: 16
          Quote: venaya
          As for over-power, here is a big question (???). What Israel allows itself cannot in any way afford Russia, I think it’s clear

          It’s interesting, but what about Russia that Russia can afford, Russia cannot afford? what
          Russia, even in the Yeltsin era, not to mention the current times, often spat on the opinion of the "international community", but Israel listens to it very, very much, even in cases when it is absolutely contrary to the interests of Israel itself.
          Quote: venaya
          So the bunch India - Israel is surprising. It seems that the Indians simply had no other options, or someone forced.

          India does not just buy military technology, it seeks the production of equipment at home in order to master these technologies on its own, and independently produce similar equipment on this basis. At the same time, he comprehensively tries not to be dependent on one country or one producer - and therefore cooperates with many countries.
      3. +3
        28 November 2015 19: 42
        Quote: Aron Zaavi
        Weapons do good

        Israel makes weapons rather mediocre or even produces copies of other developers, it is not surprising that many countries have already understood this and Israeli arms exports are declining from year to year.
        Therefore, the Jews with such pomp and try to rapier every purchase of weapons from them that the main thing is to "throw dust" in their eyes and tell another fairy tale how smart they are and how "grandiose" their technical idea is.
        Fantasy as always shorter lol
        Defense chiefs: "Israel's defense industry in crisis"
        The country's defense industry is experiencing a pronounced crisis: in 2012, defense exports amounted to $ 7,5 billion, a year later it fell to 6,5 billion, in 2014 amounted to 5,5 billion, and in 2015 it will reach only 4-4,5 billion.
        http://newsru.co.il/finance/23oct2015/oboron304.html
        1. 0
          29 November 2015 06: 18
          Here you are from the flank from the padded jacket! good soldier
    3. +2
      28 November 2015 16: 12
      Collaborate with someone profitable, i.e. with everyone who is willing to share technology, and with whom you can earn. I think well done and Hindus and Jews. Good thing done.
  9. +5
    28 November 2015 13: 12
    The hut is black, not white, as in the photo-repaint !!!
    1. The comment was deleted.
      1. 0
        28 November 2015 14: 26
        So they are all here, these yeshivites, pilpulize various excuses like "lightning, lightning" ...
        It is written Mr., means Mr. BUT! wassat
  10. BAT
    0
    28 November 2015 13: 13
    Guys from Israel, explain what such a sonorous name means. I do not think this is in honor of the black hut from the white house. But I don’t think it’s such a subtle trolling. But why Barak-8?
    1. +2
      28 November 2015 13: 20
      If I’m not mistaken, Barack is lightning.
    2. +2
      28 November 2015 13: 26
      Quote: sichevik
      Guys from Israel, explain what such a sonorous name means. I do not think this is in honor of the black hut from the white house. But I don’t think it’s such a subtle trolling. But why Barak-8?

      BARAK - lightning (Hebrew)
      well, -8 because
      Barak (Hebrew בָּרָק - lightning) is an Israeli ship-based anti-aircraft missile system designed to conduct object-based air defense of ships from aircraft, anti-ship missiles and guided bombs. A ground version of the system has been developed.

      The Barak air defense missile system was developed jointly by IAI and Rafael. It was adopted by the Israeli Navy in 1987.

      eighth modification.
      1. +4
        28 November 2015 13: 43
        Hrenase, the Jews already knew about Obama in 87 ... belay
      2. BAT
        0
        28 November 2015 14: 02
        Thanks, Sanya. Enlightened.
      3. +2
        28 November 2015 14: 24
        Quote: atalef
        eighth modification.

        From the old.
        Whites got into the habit of bombing Chapaev's division. Well, the Chapaevites were not bastard, they made an airplane from a barn. Vasily Ivanovich and Petka flew to bomb the white-bearers. A white airplane appeared, shot all the cartridges, and went head-on. It is useless for Chapaev to be afraid of the whites, he does not turn away ... The white pilot missed, on the second run in the forehead, on the third…. From below from the barn Petka's voice: "" Plant, Vasily Ivanovich, eroplan, tired, zae ... open and close the gates. "
        So that the modification is ninth. wink
        You ought to call the plane "Barak".

        Quote: Lance
        Hrenase, Jews already in the 87th knew about Obama ... belay

        Don't you know about the worldwide Jewish conspiracy? wink
        1. +2
          28 November 2015 14: 32
          I know, and in my opinion they began to talk a lot wassat
          1. +2
            28 November 2015 14: 53
            Quote: Lance
            I know, and in my opinion they began to talk strongly about wassat

            Ta-a, no-e. How to drink to give, from our Jews someone put a hand and head in this matter. As it sounds: "The Jews shot down a fifth generation fighter plane with a barn!" And what if they still hit it with lightning?
        2. +2
          28 November 2015 14: 48
          Quote: There was a mammoth
          Vasily Ivanovich flew with Petka to bomb the whites.

          Suddenly the plane shook, sneezed
          V.I - Petka! Devices !!
          P .-- 45
          VI - what is 45?
          P- and what devices?
          Quote: There was a mammoth
          You ought to call the plane "Barak".

          This is for the Iranians.
          The first combat aircraft "Saega" ("Lightning") was created in Iran. Its tests took place on Wednesday as part of the Zulfakar Strike combined-arms exercise

          Saega --- Saiga laughing
          And so it seems like one lightning, will heal another laughing
          so to speak, two LIGHTNING in the sky can not get along

          Quote: There was a mammoth
          Don't you know about the worldwide Jewish conspiracy?

          I am also surprised that Obama will come to power - we and WANG knew wassat
          1. +2
            28 November 2015 14: 56
            Quote: atalef
            This is for the Iranians.

            I understood, I’m silent. wink
            Quote: atalef
            we poured and WANG wassat

            By itself. Wang learned from you wink
          2. +6
            28 November 2015 15: 06
            Quote: atalef
            Suddenly the plane shook, sneezed

            Also from the old.
            The plane lands for landing. Disgusting weather. Wind, snow, hail, nothing is visible. A shaking passenger asks the stewardess:
            "How does the pilot land the plane?"
            Stewardess:
            "Do not be afraid, he will put you on the instruments."
            Safely sat down. Passenger took a taxi
            But the weather does not calm down, blizzard, nothing is visible.
            The taxi driver presses the pedal to the policeman. Passenger:
            "How do you drive?"
            Taxi driver:
            "I'm going on the device. Turn in five kopecks."
            1. +6
              28 November 2015 15: 19
              Quote: There was a mammoth
              "How do you drive?"
              Taxi driver:
              "I'm walking on the device

              A woman comes to the genecologist, sits down in a chair, spreads her legs, the genecologist inserts her 2 fingers, suddenly the phone rings, the genecologist takes it with his second hand, a friend calls. asks to explain how to get there, the genecologist begins
              Right. Left, right. (instinctively moving his second hand in .... laughing )
              right, right. one more time to the right, he came around the flowerbed.
              He puts down the phone, the woman looks in full out
              Gene.
              “Did something happen to you?”
              Wives
              - Doctor, can I repeat the route 2 more times? love
              1. +4
                28 November 2015 19: 29
                Quote: atalef
                A woman comes to the genecologist,

                Immediately another joke was recalled:
                The Jewish trucker stopped on the track - the wheel broke. Frost - -30, wind, horrible cold! For an hour he jacks up the car, removes the wheel, puts on the spare wheel, his hands are frozen so that you cannot speak, and he himself will not get much from the icicle! He got into the cab, started the car, drove on, and to himself, and said: "Well, man, I didn't listen to my mother, I had to go to the gynecologists: this is a prestigious job, and my hands are always warm!
                1. +3
                  28 November 2015 22: 29
                  Quote: andj61
                  Trucker Jew

                  This is a joke.
                  1. +4
                    28 November 2015 22: 57
                    Quote: Kaiten
                    Quote: andj61
                    Trucker Jew

                    This is a joke.

                    My father worked from 54 to 58.
                    1. -1
                      29 November 2015 02: 45
                      In Siberia? ............
                    2. 0
                      29 November 2015 16: 56
                      Quote: Aron Zaavi
                      My father worked from 54 to 58.

                      I know that not all Jews studied at institutes. Many were on working specialties, welders, joiners, drivers, etc. My father-in-law had a master at the factory (he started as a worker). And his brothers are upscale turners. But you need to support the reputation. In Russia, they are sure that all Jews are bankers and millionaires.
  11. +12
    28 November 2015 13: 14
    We are waiting for "OVAMA-44"
  12. +4
    28 November 2015 13: 16
    The next modification will be called "Hilary" or "Jeb", or something else? laughing
  13. +2
    28 November 2015 13: 17
    Barak Ivr. בָּרָק - lightning (Wikipedia)
    1. +7
      28 November 2015 13: 24
      The whole joke - that the Latin inscription on the rocket laughing
      1. +2
        28 November 2015 13: 29
        Quote: sa-zz
        The whole joke - that the Latin inscription on the rocket laughing

        Arriving in Israel, Tue 1993, he saw ambulance (MAGEN DAVID ADOM) -
        Magen David Adom (MADA) (Hebrew מָגֵן דָּוִד אָדוֹם, "Red Magen David") is an Israeli national medical service that provides emergency care and disaster medicine. It also includes ambulance services and a blood bank.

        The name and emblem is a six-pointed red star on a white background (similar to the names and emblems of the Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies). Founded in 1930

        with an inscription in Latin letters, but for some reason, from right to left laughing
        1. 0
          28 November 2015 19: 17
          Arabs because they wrote laughing
        2. +2
          28 November 2015 21: 55
          Quote: atalef
          with an inscription in Latin letters, but for some reason, from right to left


          In the mirror because ...

          Sanya, but the F35 that your guys here doused with boiling water in the Israeli army too? Will they be called Barak? laughing
          1. +1
            28 November 2015 22: 13
            They say - "adir" will be called. After Israeli additions and rework laughing
            1. +1
              28 November 2015 22: 15
              Quote: miru mir
              They say - "adir" will be called. After Israeli additions and rework

              After the "napiling", which for some reason stubbornly continues to be attributed exclusively to Russians?
              1. +2
                28 November 2015 22: 20
                Quote: Good Me
                After peeling


                adir with hebrew rasp .. feel surely
                1. 0
                  28 November 2015 22: 24
                  Quote: vorobey
                  adir with hebrew rasp ..

                  Mighty)
                  1. +2
                    28 November 2015 22: 29
                    Quote: miru mir
                    Quote: vorobey
                    adir with hebrew rasp ..

                    Mighty)


                    The rasp, the mighty belay
                2. 0
                  28 November 2015 22: 24
                  Quote: vorobey
                  adir with hebrew rasp .. probably


                  Ta-ah ... Already good. At least one moderator was caught.

                  With this, do you need to do something? Rasp, or the more effective ...

                  dasst GB Today, 22: 16 ↑
                  to and c and p and h and to, do not be afraid, I will not touch the throne))))))
                  1. +3
                    28 November 2015 22: 30
                    Quote: Good Me
                    With this, do you need to do something?

                    dasst GB Today, 22: 16 ↑
                    to and c and p and h and to, do not be afraid, I will not touch the throne))))))


                    please Smirnov ... you are also watering Jews here, especially Lance broke up .. and I marked Ukrainians so I touched the feelings of some comrades ... give the exact link I will delete the comment ... and at the same time then our entire branch ..
                    1. 0
                      28 November 2015 22: 38
                      Quote: vorobey
                      Quote: Good Me
                      With this, do you need to do something?

                      dasst GB Today, 22: 16 ↑
                      to and c and p and h and to, do not be afraid, I will not touch the throne))))))


                      please Smirnov ... you are also watering Jews here, especially Lance broke up .. and I marked Ukrainians so I touched the feelings of some comrades ... give the exact link I will delete the comment ... and at the same time then our entire branch ..


                      This is not from our branch. He registered only today, and suffered nasty things in all respects wherever possible.

                      I have already sent a complaint to the administrator ... But SATURDAY ... So quite, maybe it will "hang" until Monday ...

                      The link here is precisely to this comment, and you can delete, in my opinion, without a twinge of conscience Yes : http://topwar.ru/86711-ukropy-vy-moi-vorovatye.html#comment-id-5288244
                      1. +2
                        28 November 2015 22: 45
                        Quote: Good Me
                        He registered only today, and suffered nasty things in all respects wherever possible.


                        Well, why are you boiling Toda ... let me hysterical .. they’ve been deprived of everything, but don’t take away .. wassat
                      2. 0
                        29 November 2015 00: 43

                        vorobey
                        ..you are here to water the Jews too, especially Lance broke up.

                        Exclusively as a good contextual banter to the Israeli partners. Not a single Jew was injured!

                        You better tell me why the song of the oppressed Arab population was deleted? ... crying
              2. +1
                28 November 2015 22: 23
                I don’t think so. Speed ​​electronic laughing
                1. 0
                  28 November 2015 22: 32
                  Quote: miru mir
                  I don’t think so. Speed ​​electronic


                  Do not bother in terms, we still have everything that needs finishing up, is "peeling", including electronics.
                  But "peeling", in this case, "Hi-Tech" ...
                  1. +2
                    28 November 2015 22: 36
                    Let's see what kind of a plane there were so many disputes laughing It seems that next year he will go to the IDF.
                    1. +2
                      28 November 2015 22: 37
                      Quote: miru mir
                      It seems that next year he will go to the IDF.


                      will not do .... recourse say why or do you yourself get away three times?
                      1. 0
                        28 November 2015 22: 55
                        Better tell me why to guess smile
                      2. +2
                        28 November 2015 22: 58
                        Quote: miru mir
                        Better tell me why to guess smile


                        Do you think that while the C400 is in Syria, you will receive these planes to destroy the entire marketing legend about their invisibility and superiority? although to be honest I am only for ... and ours will practice and yours with the "fifth generation" will have a sex life .. laughing
                      3. 0
                        28 November 2015 23: 02
                        So between Russia and Israel there is a very good working contact and agreement. Israel and Russia are not going to conflict. So there you go.
                      4. +2
                        28 November 2015 23: 13
                        Quote: miru mir
                        So between Russia and Israel there is a very good working contact and agreement. Israel and Russia are not going to conflict. So there you go.


                        I'm not talking about this ... you think the Americans will allow us to put the latest fighter under the C400 so that we can train ... and although there is interaction, the planes are still irradiated and illuminated ... laughing
                      5. 0
                        28 November 2015 23: 22
                        Wait and see. What is left before the new year.
                      6. 0
                        28 November 2015 23: 01
                        Quote: miru mir
                        Better tell me why to guess


                        Stay in your right mind and take such a "soup set" No. ...

                        It seems to me that Israel needs to either be in a desperate and hopeless situation with its own aviation, or under pressure from the United States ...

                        Otherwise, I don’t understandWHAT FOR belay ??
                      7. 0
                        28 November 2015 23: 06
                        Someone considers this device a failure, someone good. Wait and see.
                      8. 0
                        28 November 2015 23: 19
                        Quote: miru mir
                        Someone considers this device a failure, someone good. Wait and see.


                        "Good" does not mean that they were able to achieve what they planned. Yes, it flew, somehow, like a cannon was inserted with a creak ...

                        But does it fully, in the complex of characteristics, correspond to what is meant by the concept of "fifth generation"?

                        It’s your business, but you want to buy a hemorrhoid for yourself, which you yourself cannot look at, and it’s a shame to show people ...
                      9. +1
                        28 November 2015 23: 23
                        So I say, there are different opinions on this subject.
                      10. +2
                        28 November 2015 23: 29
                        Quote: miru mir
                        So I say, there are different opinions on this subject.


                        you at least tell me if ...
                      11. 0
                        28 November 2015 23: 45
                        If you hear it yourself laughing
                      12. +2
                        28 November 2015 23: 23
                        Quote: Good Me
                        It’s your business, but you want to buy a hemorrhoid for yourself, which you yourself cannot look at, and it’s a shame to show people ...


                        don’t fool around ... give at least someone to stab a Jew laughing

                        as in a joke, the whistle doesn’t work, or the deaf shark gets caught ...
  14. +1
    28 November 2015 13: 21
    Eh, would agree with the Israelis, but shmalnu at the Turks from all calibers from both sides at the same time, as they say, and "in the back" and "in the face." And then to the Indians - to rest!
  15. 0
    28 November 2015 13: 21
    Quote: SAM 5
    The next modification will be called "Hilary" or "Jeb", or something else? laughing

    the barn will be called lol
    1. +1
      28 November 2015 13: 32
      Quote: starshina pv
      the barn will be called

      BARN
      In 1948, from the Creation, in the tenth generation after Noachwhen the spiritual and moral level of people fell sharply again, Abram was born (later Abraham). Through observation of natural phenomena and reflection, he realized the Highest Truth that the One Mind rules the world, the Creator and the Lord of the universe - Gd. As a reward for this intellectual feat, accomplished in a pagan environment, the Most High revealed himself to Abram and ordered him to “leave his country, from his relatives and from his father’s house” and go to unknown land, where a great nation will descend from it. Abram, without hesitation, sets off on a journey with his wife Barn (later Sarah), Lot's nephew, their servants and other adherents of the new faith. When Abram came to the country of Knaan, Gd informed him that this land would be given to his descendants.

      this option is also possible laughing
      1. 0
        28 November 2015 19: 42
        Quote: atalef
        Avram does not hesitate to go on a journey with his wife Sarai (later Sarah), nephew Lot, their servants and other adherents of the new faith. When Abram came to the country of Knaan, Gd informed him that this land would be given to his descendants.
        this option is also possible

        With BARRY live ... This is how you have to howl then? what Or no longer howl, but for example, moo or bleat? winked
        But the most interesting part is the "later" inserts. Beyond the BARN
        Quote: atalef
        Abram (later Abraham)

        So you will become Alexander (later Alexandra), and I will later be Andrew! lol
    2. +1
      28 November 2015 17: 14
      Quote: starshina pv
      the barn will be called

      In Turkish, saray [barn] is not even a barn at all, but a very “palace”. smile
      1. +1
        28 November 2015 17: 15
        Quote: Bayonet
        By turkish saray [barn]

        And the "sofa" is generally the government, EMNIP laughing
        1. +1
          28 November 2015 22: 18
          Quote: Cat Man Null
          And the "sofa" is generally the government, EMNIP


          Tady, I’m a padish of everything, everything that I can see from my sofa Yes
  16. 0
    28 November 2015 13: 24
    As you call a rocket so it will fly. In vain the Jews set themselves up. Well, with the hut, everything is clear what the president is, the "owner" is the lame duck and the result will be. The secrecy of the flight path of this product will be guaranteed.
  17. +3
    28 November 2015 13: 33
    After such a monotonous name, it is difficult to comprehend the subsequent text of the article ... An Israeli missile of the Indian assembly with the Kenyan name in Arabic numerals and all together an anti-aircraft missile with the name of the American president ... Such a complex associative series ...
  18. -1
    28 November 2015 13: 43
    Israel conducted the first test "Barack-8"
    It’ll float far, then the hut.
    Lightning speak. Black is such an African lightning from the Jews.

    It is necessary to send this Barak to visit another Barak, when he will fly by.
    This is so that he does not forget whose boot. Barack Obama is a Jew.
  19. +1
    28 November 2015 13: 47
    Do not underestimate Israel's military development! They have something to borrow. After all, the scientific school "brains" flowed to them directly from the USSR. soldier
  20. +7
    28 November 2015 13: 49
    Humor is good. Well, for now, the essence and the matter is the corvette of the Israeli Navy "Lahav" has completed the re-equipment of air defense systems from "Barak-1" to "Barak-8".
    1. +2
      28 November 2015 22: 32
      Quote: Aaron Zawi
      Humor is good. Well, for now, the essence and the matter is the corvette of the Israeli Navy "Lahav" has completed the re-equipment of air defense systems from "Barak-1" to "Barak-8".


      Damn guys, I generally start to suffer already from laughter ... Lahav and Barack, but you are more humorous than ours .. laughing
    2. -1
      28 November 2015 22: 54
      Quote: Aron Zaavi
      corvette of the Israeli Navy "Lahav"

      Can I ask a question?
      Lahav - what's this goof in Russian?
      With such a name and such missiles, he certainly will not repel a missile attack and the same thing can happen to him as with a corvette Hanit in 2006 year smile

      By the way on Hanite also was a SAM Bardak?
  21. +4
    28 November 2015 13: 49
    Wow "Lightning"! Reach height - up to 16 km, range - up to 70! And warhead - 25 kg. Then it goes like this, the "sons of Israel" will take away from us the primacy in medium-range air defense systems. Their prices are really "clear", but they usually pay for safety. Well, it's not for nothing that they put so much effort into the "Iron Dome". All these systems, as well as the development of "Soft", give a synergistic effect - simultaneously developed systems become cheaper and better.
    An air defense missile is not just a missile, although it is good too, but above all guidance systems, algorithms embedded in its "head".
    1. +6
      28 November 2015 14: 00
      Quote: Mountain Shooter
      Wow "Lightning"! Reach height - up to 16 km, range - up to 70! And warhead - 25 kg. Then it goes like this, the "sons of Israel" will take away from us the primacy in medium-range air defense systems. Their prices are really "clear", but they usually pay for safety. Well, it's not for nothing that they put so much effort into the "Iron Dome". All these systems, as well as the development of "Soft", give a synergistic effect - simultaneously developed systems become cheaper and better.
      An air defense missile is not just a missile, although it is good too, but above all guidance systems, algorithms embedded in its "head".

      We are trying.
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      2. 0
        28 November 2015 21: 36
        Quote: Aron Zaavi
        We are trying.

        Almost all air-to-air missiles are copies or upgrades of the American Sidewinder and other developments from the United States. Israelis are worse copywriters than Chinese lol

        From left to right: AIM-9B, AIM-9J, AIM-26B (HM-55), AIM-4C (HM-58).
        AIM-9 Sidewinder
        https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM-9_Sidewinder
  22. +4
    28 November 2015 13: 52
    I believe that the complex is of excellent quality ...
    1. +3
      28 November 2015 13: 57
      Quote: From Samara
      I believe that the complex is of excellent quality ...

      Normal.
    2. 0
      28 November 2015 19: 59
      I believe that the complex is of excellent quality ... ,,
      here the Turk will fail, then we’ll evaluate fellow
      1. 0
        28 November 2015 20: 50
        Israel has its own problems, with Turkey they will most likely not have a conflict ...
  23. 0
    28 November 2015 14: 02
    ... the target was a small drone that was destroyed

    "In life, everything is not as it really is." S. Lets.
    The devil is known to be in the details.
    First, who or what was shot down?
    Right, shot down devilpilot.
    The second, shot down by Barack, Barack, as we know, Obama, he was the president of the United States.
    The question is, why do Israeli comrades (remember the Indians) this demon hunt ?!
    And since Barak-8, where the first one actually rests.
    1. +3
      28 November 2015 14: 32
      Exhale urgently. ☺
  24. 0
    28 November 2015 14: 37
    Ecilop (1) Exhale urgently. ☺

    Your experience, for teetotalers is inappropriate)))
  25. 0
    28 November 2015 14: 41
    .... developed in collaboration with Indian specialists.
    .... Collects rockets Indian company Bharat Dynamics ...

    The land of Israel seems to have weakened experts(((
    1. +1
      28 November 2015 16: 51
      Quote: Gunter
      .... developed in collaboration with Indian specialists.
      .... Collects rockets Indian company Bharat Dynamics ...

      The land of Israel seems to have weakened experts(((

      We are not greedy pulling tights.
      [media = https: //m.youtube.com/watch? v = FM2KMsxOSP0]
      The image does not attach crying
  26. +1
    28 November 2015 14: 52
    For a complete resemblance, paint the rocket black and pull all the brains out of it.
  27. +1
    28 November 2015 14: 53
    the name of the Israelites strange barack merkava chariot would still be called a trough
    1. 0
      28 November 2015 16: 09
      Well, what's so strange? Everything is fine. I like their names - they sound. We also go this way. Armata (army) - a heavy Roman war chariot.
      1. 0
        28 November 2015 17: 01
        merkava is also the war chariot of god
    2. +3
      28 November 2015 17: 22
      Quote: Angry Pinnochio
      the name of the Israelites strange barack merkava chariot would still be called a trough

      We called the car "Zhigili", and among the Italians "gigolo" (Italian gigolo) - a paid partner for dancing in night restaurants, dance halls, as well as a man providing services for male prostitution. Do these Russians have strange names, Mr. Pinnochio? wassat
      1. 0
        29 November 2015 17: 23
        We named the car "Zhigili

        Olepatka? sad
  28. 0
    28 November 2015 15: 18
    "Barack - two points" ???
  29. 0
    28 November 2015 15: 55
    Is Barack a hostel? the eighth barn means ..
  30. -5
    28 November 2015 17: 02
    I don’t see a professor here. Where did the grease go?
    1. +2
      28 November 2015 17: 55
      Quote: Angry Pinnochio
      I don’t see a professor here. Where did the grease go?

      Why insult a person like that? He did nothing wrong with you.
  31. 0
    28 November 2015 18: 08
    I wanted to ask my comrades from Israel - since they know how to count money - but what about the ANTI-unmanned technologies you are not developing? Because this Barak-8, IMHO, is expensive to work on such pioneer crafts ... Like a gun on sparrows. I’m wondering - which country will be the first to create the optimal price-quality complex for the destruction of UAVs ?! Sincerely.
    1. +5
      28 November 2015 22: 20
      http://topwar.ru/85065-na-vystavke-adex-2015-v-seule-proshla-prezentaciya-izrail
      skoy-boevoy-lazernoy-sistemy-zheleznyy-luch.html
    2. +3
      28 November 2015 22: 38
      Quote: andrei1
      ANTI-unmanned technology you are not developing?

      A little bit carried on ....
  32. 0
    28 November 2015 18: 13
    He was referring to small reconnaissance drones - to them, if you think about it, a charge a little more powerful than Chinese firecrackers will be enough for destruction ...
  33. 0
    28 November 2015 18: 26
    On domestic products, inscriptions are applied in the field, the inscriptions are symbolic, depending on the situation. For example, "To Berlin". Now the "Gift to Erdogan" is relevant, but "Barak" may also be in demand
  34. +2
    28 November 2015 19: 25
    It seems to be not a squander, but apparently the party continues. At the weekend, at least do not go to the site. Anything but off topic. The people are already breaking through. And now in the topic of the Israeli air defense system in the case - a dozen posts. All other flood. NOTHING ABOUT.
    By the way, some of my friends used to read VO with pleasure, now they come in extremely rarely. They say it’s rare to read something. Article - yes, comments to clarify something - alas, no. Some say it’s starting to look like a censor in the comments.
  35. +1
    28 November 2015 19: 26
    http://cursorinfo.co.il/news/novosti1/2015/11/28/smi--rossiyskie-samoleti-zahody
    at-v-vozdushnoe-prostranstvo-izrailya /
    here is an Israeli site who doesn’t know but sometimes Russian planes unfold over Israeli space; you read the forum, which is interesting in Israeli Russian-language sites, anti-Russian hysteria on the forums cursor, wreck, outlaw almost mats and it’s not blocked for some reason by the administration of these sites
  36. 0
    28 November 2015 19: 32
    Quote: Bayonet
    Quote: starshina pv
    the barn will be called

    In Turkish, saray [barn] is not even a barn at all, but a very “palace”. smile

    A tie is generally a bed (without b)
  37. +1
    28 November 2015 20: 05
    there you are. do not take us rabble NATO

    Far from big cities
    Where there are no expensive boutiques,
    Other people live there,
    About which they do not sing at all.
    They don’t shoot series about them,
    They’re not in the channel format,
    And the Internet doesn’t write about them,
    They seem to be completely absent.
  38. 0
    29 November 2015 10: 55
    India chose Barak-8 because it brought down
    on tests (the only one of the candidates) KR Bramos.

    It’s funny that Indian frigates will have, so to speak,
    "both poison and antidote in one bottle" - both Barak-8 and Brahmos ...
    If (with a big hangover wassat ) one frigate will let Bramos into another, his Barack
    intercept laughing .

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