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New Ukrainian humor: Yatsenyuk forbids Naftogaz to buy gas from Russia

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The Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine, headed by Yatsenyuk, intends to instruct Naftogaz to completely abandon gas purchases from Russia. Such a statement was made by the “commander with a broken head” (a phrase, not without reason expressed against Yatsenyuk Dmitry Rogozin), adding that “it is necessary to focus on buying gas from European partners”, since “their proposals are more profitable”.


New Ukrainian humor: Yatsenyuk forbids Naftogaz to buy gas from Russia


The words of Yatsenyuk are given on his Facebook page:
The government decided to instruct Naftogaz to stop the purchase of Russian gas, otherwise they mixed up - it’s not they who don’t supply us with gas, we don’t buy gas from them. This was done primarily due to the fact that the price offers that came from our European partners are much better than from the eastern neighbor.


The refusal to buy gas from Russia is another step from the multiseries soap opera called “Spite Grandmother's Frost-Ears”. Mr. Yatsenyuk seems to forget that Ukraine, by definition, needs to fill underground gas storages with Russian fuel so that the same Europe, which then resells gas to Kiev, can carry out such resale. If Kiev does not buy gas from Russia, but will soon pump it from UGS or buy “by reverse” from the Slovaks, Poles or Hungarians, after a couple of months the same Slovaks, Poles or Hungarians will start to run around the European Commission in search of solutions for the purchase of gas at least for themselves ...
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  1. Grabberxnumx
    Grabberxnumx 25 November 2015 17: 26 New
    46
    Dogs versus meat! Original!
    1. herruvim
      herruvim 25 November 2015 17: 30 New
      59
      Three Ukrainians are sitting, gossiping.
      One:
      - But it used to be, I will cut the salsa into a frying pan, potatoes, garlic. I'll put it on the stove. So shkvarchit! It smells like that!
      Second: - And I used to beat the meatballs. I'll put it on the stove. So shkvarchit! It smells like that!
      Third: - And I loved to bake a pig in the oven. Well, damn it, it was good!

      Walks past a Russian, asks:

      - And what, in Ukraine, pork is over?

      - No, gas.
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 25 November 2015 17: 42 New
        33
        Off topic
        1. Vladimirets
          Vladimirets 25 November 2015 17: 44 New
          22
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Off topic

          Sasha, such topics are always in topic. smile
          1. sabakina
            sabakina 25 November 2015 18: 33 New
            +3
            Quote: Vladimirets
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            Off topic

            Sasha, such topics are always in topic. smile

            Eugene,
            - We have a big giraffe, he knows better!
            V. Vysotsky.
          2. captain
            captain 25 November 2015 19: 44 New
            -6
            Dear forum participants. Yatsenyuk is far from. He’s just trying to substitute our country, because we have an agreement on the supply of gas to a specific point in the EU, to Slovakia. He is well aware that Russia, and not Ukraine, will be responsible for gas supplies. Well, they don’t have gas in storage, so what? This is the problem of Russia, we have an agreement on gas supplies with the EU, and not with Ukraine. Europeans do not care who should put gas in the house, the main thing to deliver. And then they will begin to understand. when the windows freeze.
            1. B.G.
              B.G. 25 November 2015 21: 03 New
              16
              Dear captain, it’s just the presence of the required amount of gas in the underground gas storage facility that is completely and completely a problem for Usraina, as a transit country that receives American rubles for this. Russia, as a country supplier of gas, is obliged to maintain the necessary pressure at the entrance to the hydraulic system of Usrains, no more.
              Rabbit and Piglet simply lack attention from their gay partners.
              1. varov14
                varov14 25 November 2015 21: 31 New
                +4
                Everything is simpler, in connection with Syria, Yatsenyuk realized that - it’s incurred, you can safely switch to dung.
              2. avdkrd
                avdkrd 25 November 2015 23: 10 New
                +3
                Quote: B.G.
                Dear captain, it’s just the presence of the required amount of gas in the underground gas storage facility that is completely and completely a problem for Usraina, as a transit country that receives American rubles for this. Russia, as a country supplier of gas, is obliged to maintain the necessary pressure at the entrance to the hydraulic system of Usrains, no more.
                Rabbit and Piglet simply lack attention from their gay partners.

                По моему все не так трагично. В принципе Россия может в любой момент ввести ответные санкции в отношении любой страны, которая участвует в санкциях Евросоюза как и в отношении всего Евросоюза. Санкции не должны быть зеркальными, почему бы то же не ударить по больному? Моральное право у нас есть. Конечно прекращать поставки в Евросоюз нам не выгодно экономически и в этом случае выиграют только американцы, но в случае развития ситуации по сценарию не выполнения Украиной своих транзитных обязательств это будет один из крайних вариантов. Хотя Европа не замерзнет -Северный поток используется менее чем на половину и демократо-либерасты с легкостью порежут свою Энергетическую Хартию или их порежут самих. От нас ждут отказа от обязательств по поставкам газа американские "партнеры", но в данном случае даже самому упоротому русофобу будет сложно объяснить, что виновата Россия. Сеня по ходу зарплату на карточку из Кремля получает. Лучше него Украину дискредитирует только ихняя реинкарнация Ельцина.
              3. Felix1
                Felix1 26 November 2015 06: 00 New
                -3
                In fact, Ukraine has pumped up full storages for a long time, but against the background of news about the construction of the North 2, they need to keep their gas transportation system full to avoid the failure of the pipeline. Thus, they refuse direct gas supplies from Russia and buy gas in Europe, which, as you know, cannot be delivered exclusively by the Nord Stream without transit through Ukraine, which Gazprom naturally pays for. It turns out that Ukraine buys Russian gas by reversing from Europe and also receiving money for transit, which subsequently covers the price difference between the Ukrainian price and the European one. By the way, the possibility of a gas reverse flow from Poland increased due to the opening of the LNG terminal in Svinousti or whatever it is, in general the first tanker should arrive before the end of the year and the terminal should reach full capacity within 5 months. As a result, Russia is losing money on excess transit. Such is the multi-path from the canopy of a rabbit ..
                1. Pomah
                  Pomah 26 November 2015 10: 28 New
                  0
                  You didn’t confuse yourself?

                  Maybe the fact is that Naftogaz is now not the only organization that can buy gas on the side? it is now allowed to private companies))))
                  1. Felix1
                    Felix1 26 November 2015 11: 16 New
                    0
                    Of course I didn’t confuse it, private companies could buy gas earlier, only the ban applies to buying Russian gas directly from Russia, it’s kind of blackmail, due to the reduction of transit by building the northern 2. well, in any case, this is my version which is more likely than banal lack of money.
            2. Tourist
              Tourist 26 November 2015 01: 23 New
              +1
              He is well aware that Russia, and not Ukraine, will be responsible for gas supplies. Well, they don’t have gas in storage, so what? This is the problem of Russia, we have a gas supply agreement with the EU, and not with Ukraine

              In fact, once gas supplies to Europe have already been stopped, precisely because of the cunning of the Ukrainian rulers. Yulia then tortured the GDP to persuade that supplies would be resumed, but already more expensive. She persuaded, at the same time, she earned a term for herself.
              Yes, and on SP-1 and SP-2, Europe did not agree with the condachka, but after it suffered from the actions of the descendants of the diggers of the Black Sea.
        2. Raindragon
          Raindragon 25 November 2015 17: 50 New
          +2
          The Igilovites decided to pay for the Su-24, but besides explosives, nothing was at hand? They will know that terrorists do not respond to good with good.
        3. Serg81
          Serg81 25 November 2015 18: 11 New
          +4
          As they say: SUDDENLY ....
          1. APASUS
            APASUS 25 November 2015 19: 25 New
            +1
            Quote: Serg81
            As they say: SUDDENLY ....

            Well, plants gives .................. that's how much imagination is enough, what can happen in the inflamed brain?
            You really believe that they eat mushrooms or smoke some rubbish!
            1. BMP-2
              BMP-2 26 November 2015 00: 46 New
              +2
              It’s just that Arkhreniy, in spite of his grandmother, froze out something much more substantial than his ears! repeat
        4. The comment was deleted.
        5. Ajent cho
          Ajent cho 25 November 2015 18: 13 New
          +4
          Explosions Thundered in Ankara
          Actually, not our style ... Maybe Kurds?
          1. 33 Watcher
            33 Watcher 25 November 2015 18: 19 New
            +2
            Yes, there is now regularly ... Go figure out who ...
          2. pvv113
            pvv113 25 November 2015 19: 29 New
            10
            Kurds have promised to avenge the downed Su-24
            A group of Kurds raising funds for Christian refugees in Kurdistan wrote on their social media page that the Kurds wanted to avenge the dead Russian Su-24 pilots in the sky over Syria.
            “Dear Russia, we Kurds will be happy to avenge your pilots. Just give us MANPADS, we will make a good no-fly zone for Erdogan, ”the report said.

            http://warfiles.ru/show-101010-kurdy-obeschayut-otomstit-za-rossiyskih-pilotov-i
            -ustroit-erdoganu-bespoletnuyu-zonu.html

            Thanks for the support, friends!
        6. drundel861
          drundel861 25 November 2015 18: 14 New
          +3
          Another topic!
        7. zheka
          zheka 25 November 2015 19: 09 New
          0
          They do everything according to the principle:
          "I will gouge myself out - let my mother-in-law have a crooked son-in-law!"
        8. The comment was deleted.
        9. guzik007
          guzik007 25 November 2015 19: 44 New
          +2
          The topic is not the topic.
          --------------------
          What is this for? here people know how to use the Internet, simultaneously flipping through everything about the topic. Small for a marshal, especially a moderator.
      2. Persistent
        Persistent 25 November 2015 17: 43 New
        51
        Suddenly, the anecdote of Soviet times became relevant.
        Question to the Armenian radio:
        - In Moscow - Mosenergo, in Leningrad - Lenenergo, and in Kherson?
        - And in Kherson, probably, there is no electricity yet.

        СМИ: "Украинские пограничники остановили грузопоток в Крым."
        They turned off the water, turned off the light, blocked the roads. Well, just like the Nazis near Leningrad.
        1. Baikonur
          Baikonur 25 November 2015 17: 50 New
          14
          This rabbit-fascist has long stood in high heels on his testicles, screeching, sweating, tears from his eyes splashing, but also trying to raise the bar!
          1. Persistent
            Persistent 25 November 2015 18: 24 New
            +2
            This rabbit-fascist has long stood in high heels on his testicles, screeching, sweating, tears from his eyes splashing, but also trying to raise the bar!

            The rabbit believes that he has ostrich eggs under a thick shell and no one will crush them ... IT IS FORGET !!!
          2. Penzioner
            Penzioner 25 November 2015 18: 43 New
            +3
            or maybe he's just a masochist, huh? laughing
            1. BMP-2
              BMP-2 26 November 2015 00: 53 New
              +2
              Quote: PenZioner
              or maybe he's just a masochist, huh? laughing


              Asrenii is a regular cadaver-corpse.
        2. wasjasibirjac
          wasjasibirjac 25 November 2015 22: 11 New
          +2
          Quote: Persistent
          They turned off the water, turned off the light, blocked the roads. Well, just like the Nazis near Leningrad.
          bridge - the road of life is built while ships are used. full analogy adjusted for the absence of frost and ice crossing
      3. Grabberxnumx
        Grabberxnumx 25 November 2015 22: 40 New
        +2
        Добавлю, что у хохлодранцев просто денег нет, а "европейские партнёры" дадут денег в долг на газ, и тут же за газ их заберут..
    2. 79807420129
      79807420129 25 November 2015 17: 30 New
      24
      The rabbit correctly said-If Russia sent dill three with a letter with gas, then you have to dig at Europe. Everything is as always.
      1. a52333
        a52333 25 November 2015 17: 32 New
        32
        Oh well. go ahead
        1. Temples
          Temples 25 November 2015 17: 38 New
          21
          Following decrees, he will ban ukraine from using gas.
          Then forbid living in a heated house.
          Then make bonfires.
          Then eat food cooked using fire.
          In general, a lot of plans!
          Good luck!!!
          1. SRC P-15
            SRC P-15 25 November 2015 17: 40 New
            44
            New Ukrainian humor: Yatsenyuk forbids Naftogaz to buy gas from Russia
            1. afrikanez
              afrikanez 25 November 2015 18: 41 New
              +3
              Good photo! Jolly laughing good
            2. Tourist
              Tourist 26 November 2015 01: 29 New
              +2
              good IMHO, this is the best comment on the topic
        2. _Alexei_
          _Alexei_ 25 November 2015 23: 46 New
          0
          GGG .............. One-eyed dreaming laughing
      2. Raindragon
        Raindragon 25 November 2015 17: 52 New
        +5
        Now they will spit gas from Europe on a cosmic scale
    3. Major Yurik
      Major Yurik 25 November 2015 17: 31 New
      10
      Яценюк запрещает "Нафтогазу" покупать газ у России

      Straight K. Chukovsky- Umyvalnikov commander and bast commander! Funny crap they are there in the dill, even interesting from a zoological point of view! fool
      1. Snake AAA
        Snake AAA 25 November 2015 17: 37 New
        +5
        Yeah it will drown with firewood, and with a warm word it will heat all dill !!!
        1. Persistent
          Persistent 25 November 2015 19: 43 New
          +1
          Yeah it will drown with firewood, and with a warm word it will heat all dill !!!

          They will jump and bask ... Trainings on the Maidan taught ... fool laughing
        2. _Alexei_
          _Alexei_ 25 November 2015 23: 48 New
          0
          Mr. Ge Yeah and Europe
      2. Fregate
        Fregate 25 November 2015 17: 41 New
        +2
        the next step from a multi-part soap opera called "To spite grandmother frostbite ears."

        "Назло здравомыслию, отморожу население"
      3. meriem1
        meriem1 25 November 2015 17: 51 New
        +3
        Quote: Major Yurik
        Яценюк запрещает "Нафтогазу" покупать газ у России

        Straight K. Chukovsky- Umyvalnikov commander and bast commander! Funny crap they are there in the dill, even interesting from a zoological point of view! fool


        This is a new type and look. Urainius europeodius tolerant bpnderlogy
    4. vovanpain
      vovanpain 25 November 2015 17: 37 New
      27
      Crawl is the way gas is now extracted in Ukraine.
      1. Fidget
        Fidget 25 November 2015 18: 18 New
        +9
        a year ago the picture was
      2. Kazanec
        Kazanec 25 November 2015 20: 59 New
        +2
        Choking on ... figs they are :) and they will also liquefy it? :) And for the development of perdogaz you need to eat. And what will they cook on? We have gas, we have coal and in the Donbass, we also have firewood.
    5. little girl15
      little girl15 25 November 2015 17: 37 New
      +4
      Ukrainians have completely brains from moonshine dried up or stuck to a bone condition!
      1. Persistent
        Persistent 25 November 2015 17: 52 New
        +5
        Ukrainians have completely brains from moonshine dried up or stuck to a bone condition!

        NOW, I doubt that they had brains before .... fool
        1. sharp-lad
          sharp-lad 26 November 2015 00: 50 New
          +1
          Were! Bone! laughing
    6. Reserve officer
      Reserve officer 25 November 2015 17: 41 New
      13
      Yes, and to hell with them. Another ravings. To me the sayings of this city are not interesting for a long time.
    7. Vend
      Vend 25 November 2015 17: 41 New
      +7
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!

      Nothing to pay, why not ban laughing Shapito circus laughing
    8. meriem1
      meriem1 25 November 2015 17: 44 New
      +2
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!


      I want meat ... no one gives for free! A habit, second nature. This is from a series of goats in the garden.
    9. vodolaz
      vodolaz 25 November 2015 18: 13 New
      +3
      So I don’t understand why the oversold gas turns out to be more profitable for a rabbit than bought directly?))))
    10. Lord of the Sith
      Lord of the Sith 25 November 2015 18: 14 New
      +5
      Сообщение от издания "Политнавигатор".

      "Совбез Украины заявил, что Россия самолетами перебросила наступательную группировку в Джанкой. Десантники из Иваново переброшены на границу Крыма и Херсонской области, говорится в сообщении Совбеза Украины. «Россия срочно усиливает свою наступательную группировку в Северном Крыму. Так, 24 ноября 2015 года пять российских военно-транспортных самолетов Ил-76 осуществили переброску двух батальонно-тактических групп десантников из состава 98 воздушно-десантной дивизии Воздушно-десантных войск ВС РФ (г. Иваново) с аэродрома Иваново на аэродром Джанкой. Кроме того, в районе населенного пункта Калиновка (3 км на северо-запад от г. Джанкой) начато развертывание 97-го десантно-штурмового полка 7-й горно-штурмовой дивизии (г. Новороссийск). Таким образом, мощный наступательный потенциал русских войск в Крыму еще значительно увеличивается за счет наиболее подготовленных подразделений, готовых к штурмовым действиям», — опасаются в украинском Совбезе."
      1. Alf
        Alf 25 November 2015 21: 27 New
        +2
        Quote: Sith Lord
        Paratroopers from Ivanovo are transferred to the border of the Crimea and Kherson. “Russia urgently strengthens its offensive group in the Northern Crimea. So, on November 24, 2015, five Russian military transport aircraft Il-76 deployed two battalion-tactical groups of paratroopers from the 98th Airborne Division of the Airborne Forces of the Russian Armed Forces. The deployment of the 97th Airborne Assault Regiment of the 7th Mountain - assault division (Novorossiysk).

        What are the landing units? They were destroyed even under Debaltseve?
        1. Forest
          Forest 25 November 2015 21: 51 New
          +1
          The evil god Putin clones a soldier.
        2. kryuger.mark
          kryuger.mark 26 November 2015 00: 34 New
          0
          Even earlier, at the Donetsk airport.
      2. Ze Kot
        Ze Kot 25 November 2015 23: 15 New
        +1
        Quote: Lord of the Sith
        Сообщение от издания "Политнавигатор".

        "Совбез Украины заявил, что Россия самолетами перебросила наступательную группировку в Джанкой. Десантники из Иваново переброшены на границу Крыма и Херсонской области, говорится в сообщении Совбеза Украины. «Россия срочно усиливает свою наступательную группировку в Северном Крыму. Так, 24 ноября 2015 года пять российских военно-транспортных самолетов Ил-76 осуществили переброску двух батальонно-тактических групп десантников из состава 98 воздушно-десантной дивизии Воздушно-десантных войск ВС РФ (г. Иваново) с аэродрома Иваново на аэродром Джанкой. Кроме того, в районе населенного пункта Калиновка (3 км на северо-запад от г. Джанкой) начато развертывание 97-го десантно-штурмового полка 7-й горно-штурмовой дивизии (г. Новороссийск). Таким образом, мощный наступательный потенциал русских войск в Крыму еще значительно увеличивается за счет наиболее подготовленных подразделений, готовых к штурмовым действиям», — опасаются в украинском Совбезе."


        And I’m interested in the question: how do they know all this in such detail? What the fuck is knocking?
    11. Altona
      Altona 25 November 2015 18: 56 New
      +2
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!

      ----------------------------
      They don’t give us meat, we don’t want it ... That’s the logic, probably ... But in general, doing everything through F is such a chip of Yaytsenyuk ... Let anyone buy this gas, the general application from the European Union is still coming on the table to Miller, if it’s certainly not about Qatar gas (LNG) of about $ 600 per 1000 cubic meters or Norwegian at $ 480 ...
    12. Vasyan1971
      Vasyan1971 25 November 2015 18: 57 New
      0
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!

      Right now! Goats (such horned animals) against cabbage!
  2. Funnels
    Funnels 25 November 2015 17: 27 New
    10
    You can’t buy, you can steal (which they successfully do)
  3. izya top
    izya top 25 November 2015 17: 27 New
    13
    pidalyk wrote to the rabbit. if so, not only everyone can make laugh, but only two, four of whom are wassat
  4. lelikas
    lelikas 25 November 2015 17: 29 New
    +2
    "To spite my grandmother I will frostbite my ears" - with the first part of the plan - To spite my frostbite my brains - he has already successfully managed.
    1. Altona
      Altona 25 November 2015 18: 58 New
      +1
      Quote: lelikas
      In spite I will freeze my brains - he has already successfully managed.

      -------------------
      У Арсения три болезни буквы "М" видимо- майдан, менингит и чудак на букву "м"...
  5. bad
    bad 25 November 2015 17: 30 New
    +4
    Such a statement was made by the “commander with a broken head” (a phrase, not without reason expressed in relation to Yatsenyuk Dmitry Rogozin)
    ..to see the extra holes in the body is not a hindrance, but he only eats in the head — for egg-laying, he doesn’t bother himself with thought .. Rogozin-burns .. laughing
  6. barclay
    barclay 25 November 2015 17: 30 New
    +3
    Яценюк запрещает "Нафтогазу" покупать газ у России
    And at the same time he promises that he farts as much as Ukraine needs.
  7. Putinets
    Putinets 25 November 2015 17: 30 New
    +4
    There's another shit in the toilet
  8. mag nit
    mag nit 25 November 2015 17: 31 New
    17
    I will buy a dung in debt, under the guarantee of the USA. Rabbit.
  9. Alexnder
    Alexnder 25 November 2015 17: 31 New
    +5
    Lord, it would be more likely that this Hohlyak show would have ended.
    Every time I try to think over these statements, I have to drink. I'm afraid I'm drinking!
  10. dimdimich71
    dimdimich71 25 November 2015 17: 32 New
    +2
    It remains only to prepare for the land ....
  11. Dr. Bormental
    Dr. Bormental 25 November 2015 17: 32 New
    +5
    and ordinary Ukrainians are also against gas, or just egg-laying? Did he ask them? His house is probably warm, light and has something to chew ...
  12. Baloo
    Baloo 25 November 2015 17: 33 New
    16
    Do I feel sorry for ordinary Ukrainians who will now begin to freeze? No. I condole with the relatives of those who died in the Donbass, sympathize with the parents whose children have not known a normal childhood for these two years.
    As for the Ukrainians, for whom we are k \ a \ c \ a \ n \ y yes m \ o \ s \ k \ a \ l \ and let them jump, it should help to warm up, especially the crucian with Kovtun and these toads Olesya and Tatyana .
    Every nation has those rulers it deserves.
    I’m the only one who sees how the main Scientologist of Ukraine, Senya Yitseniuk, purposefully, consistently and deliberately destroys the Ukrainian economy and does everything so that Ukrainians fled their land, died of hunger and cold, and died in a fratricidal massacre in the Donbass.
    Fighting corruption and oligarchs? Do not tell my slippers. The Kiev gang squeezes the oligarchs to intercept their business, and after 2017 resell to foreigners, including and Ukrainian land after the end of the moratorium on the sale of land in 2017 ..
    1. saturn.mmm
      saturn.mmm 25 November 2015 18: 31 New
      +2
      Quote: Balu
      I’m the only one who sees how the main Scientologist of Ukraine, Senya Yitseniuk, purposefully, consistently and deliberately destroys the Ukrainian economy and does everything so that Ukrainians fled their land, died of hunger and cold, and died in a fratricidal massacre in the Donbass.

      На Украине сейчас у власти банда Сороса, их задача обесценить недвижимость в Украине попутно обворовав народ и свалить всю вину на Россиию, никакие "Минск-1-2-3" выполняться не будут.
      1. Baloo
        Baloo 25 November 2015 20: 01 New
        +1
        На Украине сейчас у власти банда Сороса, их задача обесценить недвижимость в Украине попутно обворовав народ и свалить всю вину на Россиию, никакие "Минск-1-2-3" выполняться не будут.

        Still worse. Soros already estimated that in Ukraine it is enough to have 7-8 million people. Ukraine, as a sovereign state, already does not exist in the plans of Soros and others like it. Everything will begin in 2017 with the end of the moratorium on the sale of land, and in the meantime, there will be a redistribution of spheres of influence on cash flows, the squeezing of another's business. For a gang of piglets-egg-laying, the weaker Ukraine is, the easier it is to sell it. According to last year's data, Porosenko owns 300 thousand hectares of land, that is, the largest official landowner.
        No Minsky 1,2,3 ..... will not be carried out by Kiev. They used them and will use them for regrouping.
        Donbass could save Ukraine, but their resources are clearly scarce.
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  13. semuil
    semuil 25 November 2015 17: 34 New
    +2
    Well, let the Poles and Czechs scratch it all. It's time to end charity.
  14. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 25 November 2015 17: 34 New
    +2
    Там уже не " отмороженные уши", а гангрена лобной кости. И вообще, поговорка: " назло жене, отморожу фаберже", больше всему этому дурдому соответствует.
  15. Yak-3P
    Yak-3P 25 November 2015 17: 35 New
    0
    BURNING ,,, LET !!! and what else on a deer .. oops
  16. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 25 November 2015 17: 35 New
    0
    the statement sounded immediately as Ukraine filled its storage facilities with gas)))
  17. barclay
    barclay 25 November 2015 17: 37 New
    +1
    Laughter, laughter, but there is evidence that lonely pensioners in the hinterland of Ukraine began to turn on gas heating in apartments only recently, and then only for a few hours, at night. A little expensive however.
    EVERYTHING RISES IN UKRAINE, BUT ... YOU CAN SMOK MORE
    Significantly, almost twice, from the beginning of the year to October, the cost of utilities increased (rent, electricity, water, gas, etc.)http://www.bagnet.org/news/economics/271656
  18. LEVIAFAN
    LEVIAFAN 25 November 2015 17: 39 New
    0
    it means soon some four will persuade, well, Senya, well, buy gas from Russia. and he’s so okay, let him only reduce the price.
  19. dchegrinec
    dchegrinec 25 November 2015 17: 40 New
    0
    Yes, they all went to hell! Let your asses freeze! We have many who want to buy both gas and oil. Patience, but the eastern neighbors are more reliable! China and India will block this Europe many times. And then no one will believe in poor gophers.
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  21. Mixweb
    Mixweb 25 November 2015 17: 40 New
    0
    Kaklov has a childish roof. For almost 2 years now
  22. 23424636
    23424636 25 November 2015 17: 41 New
    +1
    in the USSR in the year 45 there were two Jewish theaters in Kaunas and Chernivtsi, I think this clown continues the work of his countrymen
  23. renics
    renics 25 November 2015 17: 44 New
    0
    Well, what can I say, it can be normal, only the enviable, talking head of the Americans took on the role.
  24. Mr shrek
    Mr shrek 25 November 2015 17: 44 New
    +1
    The rabbit seems to be the last thing in his head that he froze.
  25. Gray 43
    Gray 43 25 November 2015 17: 45 New
    +1
    How many predictions were that Yatsenyuk will be removed, but in no way
  26. MT266
    MT266 25 November 2015 17: 47 New
    +1
    for God's sake! Let them freeze, the weather forecast is just for Yaytsenyuk !!! They think that they live in Africa, and Europe will remove three skins from them. It would be necessary to prescribe pills for dementia, and Yaytsenyuk to see his head in childhood strongly shied away or in Chechnya his poor fellow was shocked!
  27. sania275
    sania275 25 November 2015 17: 48 New
    0
    Tired of all of them.
  28. alex-pmr
    alex-pmr 25 November 2015 17: 48 New
    +2
    I believe that having finished with Syria, we will nevertheless return to the Ukrainian question. Just now is not up to the maydanutyh. We solve adult problems in the Middle East. I think when Russia turns its head towards Ukraine, the rabbit will be swept away in an unknown direction at the time.
  29. rf xnumx
    rf xnumx 25 November 2015 17: 48 New
    +9
    Mr. Yatsenyuk seems to forget that Ukraine simply needs to fill up underground gas storages with Russian fuel by definition, so that the same Europe, which then resells gas to Kiev, could carry out such resale
    Fools!
  30. BOB044
    BOB044 25 November 2015 17: 50 New
    +1
    Country de ... in the manual. And the people deserve such a government once it supports it.
  31. Peresvet_613
    Peresvet_613 25 November 2015 17: 53 New
    +1
    По высказываниям яйценюха можно сделать вывод что новая партия отборной наркоты с ближнего востока получена. а заодно и оценить насколько сильно он упоролся. А мы в свою очередь пожелаем долгой и "тёплой" зимы)
  32. EDDI 76
    EDDI 76 25 November 2015 18: 01 New
    +1
    I’ll die of hunger, I’ll die from the cold, but I won’t buy gas of type from RUSSIA
    lick and lick again as ukram bequeathed their great bandera
  33. Masya masya
    Masya masya 25 November 2015 18: 04 New
    +4
    As soon as it’s not at all up to Ukraine, so it pops up ... a trend however ...
  34. Colleague
    Colleague 25 November 2015 18: 06 New
    0
    Well, the buyer xerov
  35. orphan 63
    orphan 63 25 November 2015 18: 09 New
    15
    lol Early winter. Petro Poroshenko gives the command:
    - In order to undermine the Russian economy, block the gas pipeline!
    At night, the Minister of Defense bursts in:
    - Our border troops were routed, large cities were bombed, the enemy was already near Kiev!
    - Still, the MOSKali dared to attack us !?
    - No, these Germans froze with other Europeans!
  36. haak1970
    haak1970 25 November 2015 18: 11 New
    +4
    My wife’s parents in Kiev say that the temperature does not rise at home above +15 (((and this is the center of the city
  37. Gormenghast
    Gormenghast 25 November 2015 18: 13 New
    +4
    Yatsenyuk banned the winter, great! Very democratic. laughing

    The case for small: to issue the Presidential Decree on the direction of nuclear reactions.
  38. gop
    gop 25 November 2015 18: 16 New
    +3
    is it the same as with air flights, but why are we banned ?, does the rabbit really have no brains, or is it pretending that they are not?
    1. orphan 63
      orphan 63 25 November 2015 18: 48 New
      +9
      lol Now they’re flying past us.



      And on the border with the wall - uncle and chagrin



      PS: Peremoga however laughing
  39. cap
    cap 25 November 2015 18: 20 New
    +2
    Poland sends Yatsenyuk a pea wagon.
    Yatsenyuk will ensure the energy independence of Ukraine throughout the heating season ONE !!! laughing
  40. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 25 November 2015 18: 23 New
    +1
    Quote: haak1970
    My wife’s parents in Kiev say that the temperature does not rise at home above +15 (((and this is the center of the city


    May the gentlemen of God thank that the weather is warm, as in the good old days it happened at minus twenty, they would not be so ...... ......
  41. sgr291158
    sgr291158 25 November 2015 18: 25 New
    +2
    Well, Russia disappeared, dill refused to buy gas. What to do now.
  42. Belousov
    Belousov 25 November 2015 18: 34 New
    +1
    Well, how?!? How can it be considered that wrapped gas is cheaper than gas from a direct supplier?!? How?!? And after all, there the brain was washed so much by the population that they really believe in it !!! wassat
  43. crambol
    crambol 25 November 2015 18: 39 New
    +2
    "To spite my grandmother I will frostbite my ears."


    Not so: In spite of my wife I will give myself manhood.


  44. mvg
    mvg 25 November 2015 18: 44 New
    +1
    And I feel sorry for ordinary Ukrainians ... I have relatives there. There is no connection. I don’t think that they are now glowing with happiness .. Somewhere the dog is buried in the wrong place. Not in Yaytsenyuk business .. It would be in him, would have long banged ..
  45. Penzioner
    Penzioner 25 November 2015 18: 45 New
    +1
    I am falling steel! rzhu not ma laughing gu fool fool
  46. stonks
    stonks 25 November 2015 18: 54 New
    +1
    The government decided to instruct Naftogaz to stop the purchase of Russian gas, otherwise they mixed up - it’s not they who don’t supply us with gas, we don’t buy gas from them. This was done primarily due to the fact that the price offers that came from our European partners are much better than from the eastern neighbor.


    Logically, based on this entry by Yatsenyuk, the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine should reduce gas prices for the population.
    But these prices are only rising ...
    1. cergey51046
      cergey51046 25 November 2015 22: 00 New
      +1
      What are you to reduce, and how to fill your pockets?
  47. wicked pinnochio
    wicked pinnochio 25 November 2015 18: 54 New
    +1
    hah ah scared a hedgehog with a bare ass then horse dry buy for heating
  48. Vlad5307
    Vlad5307 25 November 2015 19: 05 New
    +1
    "Такое заявление сделал «командир с пробитой головой» (фраза, не без оснований высказанная в отношении Яценюка Дмитрием Рогозиным), добавив, что «необходимо сосредоточиться на покупке газа у европейских партнёров», так как «их предложения выгоднее»."

    Maybe at least someone in persistent Hohland will think to whom it is beneficial! Let him advertise himself a little more - he looks even dumber in the eyes of the remnants of a normal people! laughing wassat
  49. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 25 November 2015 19: 20 New
    0
    Quote: Angry Pinnochio
    then buy horse dry for heating


    Yes, now there are hardly any horses left, soon they will be listed in the Red Book, most likely they will sell manure from the cows, produce fuel called KIZYAK from it.
  50. kind
    kind 25 November 2015 19: 21 New
    +3
    Well, what are the Ukrainians themselves waiting for ??? It's time to sweep this trash !!! Maybe they expect that Russia will help? Do not wait, they shit themselves, and clean yourself.