New Ukrainian humor: Yatsenyuk forbids Naftogaz to buy gas from Russia

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The Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine, headed by Yatsenyuk, intends to instruct Naftogaz to completely abandon gas purchases from Russia. Such a statement was made by the “commander with a broken head” (a phrase, not without reason expressed against Yatsenyuk Dmitry Rogozin), adding that “it is necessary to focus on buying gas from European partners”, since “their proposals are more profitable”.

New Ukrainian humor: Yatsenyuk forbids Naftogaz to buy gas from Russia


The words of Yatsenyuk are given on his Facebook page:
The government decided to instruct Naftogaz to stop the purchase of Russian gas, otherwise they mixed up - it’s not they who don’t supply us with gas, we don’t buy gas from them. This was done primarily due to the fact that the price offers that came from our European partners are much better than from the eastern neighbor.


The refusal to buy gas from Russia is another step from the multiseries soap opera called “Spite Grandmother's Frost-Ears”. Mr. Yatsenyuk seems to forget that Ukraine, by definition, needs to fill underground gas storages with Russian fuel so that the same Europe, which then resells gas to Kiev, can carry out such resale. If Kiev does not buy gas from Russia, but will soon pump it from UGS or buy “by reverse” from the Slovaks, Poles or Hungarians, after a couple of months the same Slovaks, Poles or Hungarians will start to run around the European Commission in search of solutions for the purchase of gas at least for themselves ...
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  1. +46
    25 November 2015 17: 26
    Dogs versus meat! Original!
    1. +59
      25 November 2015 17: 30
      Three Ukrainians are sitting, gossiping.
      One:
      - But it used to be, I will cut the salsa into a frying pan, potatoes, garlic. I'll put it on the stove. So shkvarchit! It smells like that!
      Second: - And I used to beat the meatballs. I'll put it on the stove. So shkvarchit! It smells like that!
      Third: - And I loved to bake a pig in the oven. Well, damn it, it was good!

      Walks past a Russian, asks:

      - And what, in Ukraine, pork is over?

      - No, gas.
      1. +33
        25 November 2015 17: 42
        Off topic
        1. +22
          25 November 2015 17: 44
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Off topic

          Sasha, such topics are always in topic. smile
          1. +3
            25 November 2015 18: 33
            Quote: Vladimirets
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            Off topic

            Sasha, such topics are always in topic. smile

            Eugene,
            - We have a big giraffe, he knows better!
            V. Vysotsky.
          2. -6
            25 November 2015 19: 44
            Dear forum participants. Yatsenyuk is far from. He’s just trying to substitute our country, because we have an agreement on the supply of gas to a specific point in the EU, to Slovakia. He is well aware that Russia, and not Ukraine, will be responsible for gas supplies. Well, they don’t have gas in storage, so what? This is the problem of Russia, we have an agreement on gas supplies with the EU, and not with Ukraine. Europeans do not care who should put gas in the house, the main thing to deliver. And then they will begin to understand. when the windows freeze.
            1. +16
              25 November 2015 21: 03
              Dear captain, it’s just the presence of the required amount of gas in the underground gas storage facility that is completely and completely a problem for Usraina, as a transit country that receives American rubles for this. Russia, as a country supplier of gas, is obliged to maintain the necessary pressure at the entrance to the hydraulic system of Usrains, no more.
              Rabbit and Piglet simply lack attention from their gay partners.
              1. +4
                25 November 2015 21: 31
                Everything is simpler, in connection with Syria, Yatsenyuk realized that - it’s incurred, you can safely switch to dung.
              2. +3
                25 November 2015 23: 10
                Quote: B.G.
                Dear captain, it’s just the presence of the required amount of gas in the underground gas storage facility that is completely and completely a problem for Usraina, as a transit country that receives American rubles for this. Russia, as a country supplier of gas, is obliged to maintain the necessary pressure at the entrance to the hydraulic system of Usrains, no more.
                Rabbit and Piglet simply lack attention from their gay partners.

                In my opinion, everything is not so tragic. In principle, Russia can at any time impose retaliatory sanctions against any country that participates in the sanctions of the European Union, as well as in relation to the entire European Union. Sanctions should not be mirrored, why not hit the patient the same? We have a moral right. Of course, stopping supplies to the European Union is not economically beneficial for us, and in this case only the Americans will benefit, but if the situation develops according to the scenario of Ukraine not fulfilling its transit obligations, this will be one of the extreme options. While Europe will not freeze -North Stream is less than half used and Democratic Liberals will easily cut their Energy Charter or get cut themselves. American "partners" are expected to renege on our gas supply obligations, but in this case, even the most stubborn Russophobe will find it difficult to explain that Russia is to blame. Senya receives his salary on a card from the Kremlin along the way. Better than him, Ukraine is discredited only by theirs reincarnation of Yeltsin.
              3. -3
                26 November 2015 06: 00
                In fact, Ukraine has pumped up full storages for a long time, but against the background of news about the construction of the North 2, they need to keep their gas transportation system full to avoid the failure of the pipeline. Thus, they refuse direct gas supplies from Russia and buy gas in Europe, which, as you know, cannot be delivered exclusively by the Nord Stream without transit through Ukraine, which Gazprom naturally pays for. It turns out that Ukraine buys Russian gas by reversing from Europe and also receiving money for transit, which subsequently covers the price difference between the Ukrainian price and the European one. By the way, the possibility of a gas reverse flow from Poland increased due to the opening of the LNG terminal in Svinousti or whatever it is, in general the first tanker should arrive before the end of the year and the terminal should reach full capacity within 5 months. As a result, Russia is losing money on excess transit. Such is the multi-path from the canopy of a rabbit ..
                1. 0
                  26 November 2015 10: 28
                  You didn’t confuse yourself?

                  Maybe the fact is that Naftogaz is now not the only organization that can buy gas on the side? it is now allowed to private companies))))
                  1. 0
                    26 November 2015 11: 16
                    Of course I didn’t confuse it, private companies could buy gas earlier, only the ban applies to buying Russian gas directly from Russia, it’s kind of blackmail, due to the reduction of transit by building the northern 2. well, in any case, this is my version which is more likely than banal lack of money.
            2. +1
              26 November 2015 01: 23
              He is well aware that Russia, and not Ukraine, will be responsible for gas supplies. Well, they don’t have gas in storage, so what? This is the problem of Russia, we have a gas supply agreement with the EU, and not with Ukraine

              In fact, once gas supplies to Europe have already been stopped, precisely because of the cunning of the Ukrainian rulers. Yulia then tortured the GDP to persuade that supplies would be resumed, but already more expensive. She persuaded, at the same time, she earned a term for herself.
              Yes, and on SP-1 and SP-2, Europe did not agree with the condachka, but after it suffered from the actions of the descendants of the diggers of the Black Sea.
        2. +2
          25 November 2015 17: 50
          The Igilovites decided to pay for the Su-24, but besides explosives, nothing was at hand? They will know that terrorists do not respond to good with good.
        3. +4
          25 November 2015 18: 11
          As they say: SUDDENLY ....
          1. +1
            25 November 2015 19: 25
            Quote: Serg81
            As they say: SUDDENLY ....

            Well, plants gives .................. that's how much imagination is enough, what can happen in the inflamed brain?
            You really believe that they eat mushrooms or smoke some rubbish!
            1. +2
              26 November 2015 00: 46
              It’s just that Arkhreniy, in spite of his grandmother, froze out something much more substantial than his ears! feel
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        5. +4
          25 November 2015 18: 13
          Explosions Thundered in Ankara
          Actually, not our style ... Maybe Kurds?
          1. +2
            25 November 2015 18: 19
            Yes, there is now regularly ... Go figure out who ...
          2. +10
            25 November 2015 19: 29
            Kurds have promised to avenge the downed Su-24
            A group of Kurds raising funds for Christian refugees in Kurdistan wrote on their social media page that the Kurds wanted to avenge the dead Russian Su-24 pilots in the sky over Syria.
            “Dear Russia, we Kurds will be happy to avenge your pilots. Just give us MANPADS, we will make a good no-fly zone for Erdogan, ”the report said.

            http://warfiles.ru/show-101010-kurdy-obeschayut-otomstit-za-rossiyskih-pilotov-i
            -ustroit-erdoganu-bespoletnuyu-zonu.html

            Thanks for the support, friends!
        6. +3
          25 November 2015 18: 14
          Another topic!
        7. 0
          25 November 2015 19: 09
          They do everything according to the principle:
          "I will gouge myself out - let my mother-in-law have a crooked son-in-law!"
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        9. +2
          25 November 2015 19: 44
          The topic is not the topic.
          --------------------
          What is this for? here people know how to use the Internet, simultaneously flipping through everything about the topic. Small for a marshal, especially a moderator.
      2. +51
        25 November 2015 17: 43
        Suddenly, the anecdote of Soviet times became relevant.
        Question to the Armenian radio:
        - In Moscow - Mosenergo, in Leningrad - Lenenergo, and in Kherson?
        - And in Kherson, probably, there is no electricity yet.

        Media: "Ukrainian border guards have stopped the flow of goods to Crimea."
        They turned off the water, turned off the light, blocked the roads. Well, just like the Nazis near Leningrad.
        1. +14
          25 November 2015 17: 50
          This rabbit-fascist has long stood in high heels on his testicles, screeching, sweating, tears from his eyes splashing, but also trying to raise the bar!
          1. +2
            25 November 2015 18: 24
            This rabbit-fascist has long stood in high heels on his testicles, screeching, sweating, tears from his eyes splashing, but also trying to raise the bar!

            The rabbit believes that he has ostrich eggs under a thick shell and no one will crush them ... IT IS FORGET !!!
          2. +3
            25 November 2015 18: 43
            or maybe he's just a masochist, huh? laughing
            1. +2
              26 November 2015 00: 53
              Quote: PenZioner
              or maybe he's just a masochist, huh? laughing


              Asrenii is a regular cadaver-corpse.
        2. +2
          25 November 2015 22: 11
          Quote: Persistent
          They turned off the water, turned off the light, blocked the roads. Well, just like the Nazis near Leningrad.
          bridge - the road of life is built while ships are used. full analogy adjusted for the absence of frost and ice crossing
      3. +2
        25 November 2015 22: 40
        I will add that the Khokhlodrans simply do not have money, and the "European partners" will lend money for gas, and they will immediately take it away for gas ..
    2. +24
      25 November 2015 17: 30
      The rabbit correctly said-If Russia sent dill three with a letter with gas, then you have to dig at Europe. Everything is as always.
      1. +32
        25 November 2015 17: 32
        Oh well. go ahead
        1. +21
          25 November 2015 17: 38
          Following decrees, he will ban ukraine from using gas.
          Then forbid living in a heated house.
          Then make bonfires.
          Then eat food cooked using fire.
          In general, a lot of plans!
          Good luck!!!
          1. +44
            25 November 2015 17: 40
            New Ukrainian humor: Yatsenyuk forbids Naftogaz to buy gas from Russia
            1. +3
              25 November 2015 18: 41
              Good photo! Jolly laughing good
            2. +2
              26 November 2015 01: 29
              good IMHO, this is the best comment on the topic
        2. 0
          25 November 2015 23: 46
          GGG .............. One-eyed dreaming laughing
      2. +5
        25 November 2015 17: 52
        Now they will spit gas from Europe on a cosmic scale
    3. +10
      25 November 2015 17: 31
      Yatsenyuk bans Naftogaz from buying gas from Russia

      Straight K. Chukovsky- Umyvalnikov commander and bast commander! Funny crap they are there in the dill, even interesting from a zoological point of view! fool
      1. +5
        25 November 2015 17: 37
        Yeah it will drown with firewood, and with a warm word it will heat all dill !!!
        1. +1
          25 November 2015 19: 43
          Yeah it will drown with firewood, and with a warm word it will heat all dill !!!

          They will jump and bask ... Trainings on the Maidan taught ... fool laughing
        2. 0
          25 November 2015 23: 48
          Mr. Ge Yeah and Europe
      2. +2
        25 November 2015 17: 41
        the next step from a multi-part soap opera called "To spite grandmother frostbite ears."

        "In spite of sanity, I will freeze the population"
      3. +3
        25 November 2015 17: 51
        Quote: Major Yurik
        Yatsenyuk bans Naftogaz from buying gas from Russia

        Straight K. Chukovsky- Umyvalnikov commander and bast commander! Funny crap they are there in the dill, even interesting from a zoological point of view! fool


        This is a new type and look. Urainius europeodius tolerant bpnderlogy
    4. +27
      25 November 2015 17: 37
      Crawl is the way gas is now extracted in Ukraine.
      1. +9
        25 November 2015 18: 18
        a year ago the picture was
      2. +2
        25 November 2015 20: 59
        Choking on ... figs they are :) and they will also liquefy it? :) And for the development of perdogaz you need to eat. And what will they cook on? We have gas, we have coal and in the Donbass, we also have firewood.
    5. +4
      25 November 2015 17: 37
      Ukrainians have completely brains from moonshine dried up or stuck to a bone condition!
      1. +5
        25 November 2015 17: 52
        Ukrainians have completely brains from moonshine dried up or stuck to a bone condition!

        NOW, I doubt that they had brains before .... fool
        1. +1
          26 November 2015 00: 50
          Were! Bone! laughing
    6. +13
      25 November 2015 17: 41
      Yes, and to hell with them. Another ravings. To me the sayings of this city are not interesting for a long time.
    7. +7
      25 November 2015 17: 41
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!

      Nothing to pay, why not ban laughing Shapito circus laughing
    8. +2
      25 November 2015 17: 44
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!


      I want meat ... no one gives for free! A habit, second nature. This is from a series of goats in the garden.
    9. +3
      25 November 2015 18: 13
      So I don’t understand why the oversold gas turns out to be more profitable for a rabbit than bought directly?))))
    10. +5
      25 November 2015 18: 14
      Message from the Politnavigator edition.

      "The Security Council of Ukraine said that Russia had airlifted an offensive grouping in Dzhankoy. Paratroopers from Ivanovo were deployed to the border of Crimea and the Kherson region," the Security Council of Ukraine said. "Russia urgently strengthens its offensive grouping in Northern Crimea. So, on November 24, 2015, five Russian Il-76 military transport aircraft carried out the transfer of two battalion-tactical groups of paratroopers from the 98 airborne division of the Airborne Forces of the RF Armed Forces (Ivanovo) from the Ivanovo airfield to the Dzhankoy airfield. In addition, in the area of ​​the Kalinovka settlement (3 km north-west of the city of Dzhankoy), the deployment of the 97th airborne assault regiment of the 7th mountain assault division (Novorossiysk) has begun. Thus, the powerful offensive potential of the Russian troops in Crimea is still significantly increased due to the most trained subunits ready for assault actions "- fear in the Ukrainian Security Council."
      1. Alf
        +2
        25 November 2015 21: 27
        Quote: Sith Lord
        Paratroopers from Ivanovo are transferred to the border of the Crimea and Kherson. “Russia urgently strengthens its offensive group in the Northern Crimea. So, on November 24, 2015, five Russian military transport aircraft Il-76 deployed two battalion-tactical groups of paratroopers from the 98th Airborne Division of the Airborne Forces of the Russian Armed Forces. The deployment of the 97th Airborne Assault Regiment of the 7th Mountain - assault division (Novorossiysk).

        What are the landing units? They were destroyed even under Debaltseve?
        1. +1
          25 November 2015 21: 51
          The evil god Putin clones a soldier.
        2. 0
          26 November 2015 00: 34
          Even earlier, at the Donetsk airport.
      2. +1
        25 November 2015 23: 15
        Quote: Lord of the Sith
        Message from the Politnavigator edition.

        "The Security Council of Ukraine said that Russia had airlifted an offensive grouping in Dzhankoy. Paratroopers from Ivanovo were deployed to the border of Crimea and the Kherson region," the Security Council of Ukraine said. "Russia urgently strengthens its offensive grouping in Northern Crimea. So, on November 24, 2015, five Russian Il-76 military transport aircraft carried out the transfer of two battalion-tactical groups of paratroopers from the 98 airborne division of the Airborne Forces of the RF Armed Forces (Ivanovo) from the Ivanovo airfield to the Dzhankoy airfield. In addition, in the area of ​​the Kalinovka settlement (3 km north-west of the city of Dzhankoy), the deployment of the 97th airborne assault regiment of the 7th mountain assault division (Novorossiysk) has begun. Thus, the powerful offensive potential of the Russian troops in Crimea is still significantly increased due to the most trained subunits ready for assault actions "- fear in the Ukrainian Security Council."


        And I’m interested in the question: how do they know all this in such detail? What the fuck is knocking?
    11. +2
      25 November 2015 18: 56
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!

      ----------------------------
      They don’t give us meat, we don’t want it ... That’s the logic, probably ... But in general, doing everything through F is such a chip of Yaytsenyuk ... Let anyone buy this gas, the general application from the European Union is still coming on the table to Miller, if it’s certainly not about Qatar gas (LNG) of about $ 600 per 1000 cubic meters or Norwegian at $ 480 ...
    12. 0
      25 November 2015 18: 57
      Quote: Grabber2000
      Dogs versus meat! Original!

      Right now! Goats (such horned animals) against cabbage!
  2. +10
    25 November 2015 17: 27
    You can’t buy, you can steal (which they successfully do)
  3. +13
    25 November 2015 17: 27
    pidalyk wrote to the rabbit. if so, not only everyone can make laugh, but only two, four of whom are wassat
  4. +2
    25 November 2015 17: 29
    "To spite my grandmother I will frostbite my ears" - with the first part of the plan - To spite my frostbite my brains - he has already successfully managed.
    1. +1
      25 November 2015 18: 58
      Quote: lelikas
      In spite I will freeze my brains - he has already successfully managed.

      -------------------
      Arseny has three diseases of the letter "M", apparently - Maidan, meningitis and an eccentric with the letter "m" ...
  5. bad
    +4
    25 November 2015 17: 30
    Such a statement was made by the “commander with a broken head” (a phrase, not without reason expressed in relation to Yatsenyuk Dmitry Rogozin)
    ..to see the extra holes in the body is not a hindrance, but he only eats in the head — for egg-laying, he doesn’t bother himself with thought .. Rogozin-burns .. laughing
  6. +3
    25 November 2015 17: 30
    Yatsenyuk bans Naftogaz from buying gas from Russia
    And at the same time he promises that he farts as much as Ukraine needs.
  7. +4
    25 November 2015 17: 30
    There's another shit in the toilet
  8. +17
    25 November 2015 17: 31
    I will buy a dung in debt, under the guarantee of the USA. Rabbit.
  9. +5
    25 November 2015 17: 31
    Lord, it would be more likely that this Hohlyak show would have ended.
    Every time I try to think over these statements, I have to drink. I'm afraid I'm drinking!
  10. +2
    25 November 2015 17: 32
    It remains only to prepare for the land ....
  11. +5
    25 November 2015 17: 32
    and ordinary Ukrainians are also against gas, or just egg-laying? Did he ask them? His house is probably warm, light and has something to chew ...
  12. +16
    25 November 2015 17: 33
    Do I feel sorry for ordinary Ukrainians who will now begin to freeze? No. I condole with the relatives of those who died in the Donbass, sympathize with the parents whose children have not known a normal childhood for these two years.
    As for the Ukrainians, for whom we are k \ a \ c \ a \ n \ y yes m \ o \ s \ k \ a \ l \ and let them jump, it should help to warm up, especially the crucian with Kovtun and these toads Olesya and Tatyana .
    Every nation has those rulers it deserves.
    I’m the only one who sees how the main Scientologist of Ukraine, Senya Yitseniuk, purposefully, consistently and deliberately destroys the Ukrainian economy and does everything so that Ukrainians fled their land, died of hunger and cold, and died in a fratricidal massacre in the Donbass.
    Fighting corruption and oligarchs? Do not tell my slippers. The Kiev gang squeezes the oligarchs to intercept their business, and after 2017 resell to foreigners, including and Ukrainian land after the end of the moratorium on the sale of land in 2017 ..
    1. +2
      25 November 2015 18: 31
      Quote: Balu
      I’m the only one who sees how the main Scientologist of Ukraine, Senya Yitseniuk, purposefully, consistently and deliberately destroys the Ukrainian economy and does everything so that Ukrainians fled their land, died of hunger and cold, and died in a fratricidal massacre in the Donbass.

      Soros's gang is now in power in Ukraine, their task is to devalue real estate in Ukraine by robbing the people along the way and blaming all the blame on Russia, no "Minsk-1-2-3" will be carried out.
      1. +1
        25 November 2015 20: 01
        Soros's gang is now in power in Ukraine, their task is to devalue real estate in Ukraine by robbing the people along the way and blaming all the blame on Russia, no "Minsk-1-2-3" will be carried out.

        Still worse. Soros already estimated that in Ukraine it is enough to have 7-8 million people. Ukraine, as a sovereign state, already does not exist in the plans of Soros and others like it. Everything will begin in 2017 with the end of the moratorium on the sale of land, and in the meantime, there will be a redistribution of spheres of influence on cash flows, the squeezing of another's business. For a gang of piglets-egg-laying, the weaker Ukraine is, the easier it is to sell it. According to last year's data, Porosenko owns 300 thousand hectares of land, that is, the largest official landowner.
        No Minsky 1,2,3 ..... will not be carried out by Kiev. They used them and will use them for regrouping.
        Donbass could save Ukraine, but their resources are clearly scarce.
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  13. +2
    25 November 2015 17: 34
    Well, let the Poles and Czechs scratch it all. It's time to end charity.
  14. +2
    25 November 2015 17: 34
    There is no longer "frostbitten ears", but gangrene of the frontal bone. And in general, the saying: "in spite of my wife, I will frostbite the Faberge", corresponds more to all this madhouse.
  15. 0
    25 November 2015 17: 35
    BURNING ,,, LET !!! and what else on a deer .. oops
  16. 0
    25 November 2015 17: 35
    the statement sounded immediately as Ukraine filled its storage facilities with gas)))
  17. +1
    25 November 2015 17: 37
    Laughter, laughter, but there is evidence that lonely pensioners in the hinterland of Ukraine began to turn on gas heating in apartments only recently, and then only for a few hours, at night. A little expensive however.
    EVERYTHING RISES IN UKRAINE, BUT ... YOU CAN SMOK MORE
    Significantly, almost twice, from the beginning of the year to October, the cost of utilities increased (rent, electricity, water, gas, etc.)http://www.bagnet.org/news/economics/271656
  18. 0
    25 November 2015 17: 39
    it means soon some four will persuade, well, Senya, well, buy gas from Russia. and he’s so okay, let him only reduce the price.
  19. 0
    25 November 2015 17: 40
    Yes, they all went to hell! Let your asses freeze! We have many who want to buy both gas and oil. Patience, but the eastern neighbors are more reliable! China and India will block this Europe many times. And then no one will believe in poor gophers.
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  21. 0
    25 November 2015 17: 40
    Kaklov has a childish roof. For almost 2 years now
  22. +1
    25 November 2015 17: 41
    in the USSR in the year 45 there were two Jewish theaters in Kaunas and Chernivtsi, I think this clown continues the work of his countrymen
  23. 0
    25 November 2015 17: 44
    Well, what can I say, it can be normal, only the enviable, talking head of the Americans took on the role.
  24. +1
    25 November 2015 17: 44
    The rabbit seems to be the last thing in his head that he froze.
  25. +1
    25 November 2015 17: 45
    How many predictions were that Yatsenyuk will be removed, but in no way
  26. +1
    25 November 2015 17: 47
    for God's sake! Let them freeze, the weather forecast is just for Yaytsenyuk !!! They think that they live in Africa, and Europe will remove three skins from them. It would be necessary to prescribe pills for dementia, and Yaytsenyuk to see his head in childhood strongly shied away or in Chechnya his poor fellow was shocked!
  27. 0
    25 November 2015 17: 48
    Tired of all of them.
  28. +2
    25 November 2015 17: 48
    I believe that having finished with Syria, we will nevertheless return to the Ukrainian question. Just now is not up to the maydanutyh. We solve adult problems in the Middle East. I think when Russia turns its head towards Ukraine, the rabbit will be swept away in an unknown direction at the time.
  29. +9
    25 November 2015 17: 48
    Mr. Yatsenyuk seems to forget that Ukraine simply needs to fill up underground gas storages with Russian fuel by definition, so that the same Europe, which then resells gas to Kiev, could carry out such resale
    Fools!
  30. +1
    25 November 2015 17: 50
    Country de ... in the manual. And the people deserve such a government once it supports it.
  31. +1
    25 November 2015 17: 53
    According to the statements of the egghead, we can conclude that a new batch of selected drugs from the Middle East has been received. and at the same time to assess how hard he went. And we, in turn, wish you a long and "warm" winter)
  32. +1
    25 November 2015 18: 01
    I’ll die of hunger, I’ll die from the cold, but I won’t buy gas of type from RUSSIA
    lick and lick again as ukram bequeathed their great bandera
  33. +4
    25 November 2015 18: 04
    As soon as it’s not at all up to Ukraine, so it pops up ... a trend however ...
  34. 0
    25 November 2015 18: 06
    Well, the buyer xerov
  35. +15
    25 November 2015 18: 09
    lol Early winter. Petro Poroshenko gives the command:
    - In order to undermine the Russian economy, block the gas pipeline!
    At night, the Minister of Defense bursts in:
    - Our border troops were routed, large cities were bombed, the enemy was already near Kiev!
    - Still, the MOSKali dared to attack us !?
    - No, these Germans froze with other Europeans!
  36. +4
    25 November 2015 18: 11
    My wife’s parents in Kiev say that the temperature does not rise at home above +15 (((and this is the center of the city
  37. +4
    25 November 2015 18: 13
    Yatsenyuk banned the winter, great! Very democratic. laughing

    The case for small: to issue the Presidential Decree on the direction of nuclear reactions.
  38. gop
    +3
    25 November 2015 18: 16
    is it the same as with air flights, but why are we banned ?, does the rabbit really have no brains, or is it pretending that they are not?
    1. +9
      25 November 2015 18: 48
      lol Now they’re flying past us.



      And on the border with the wall - uncle and chagrin



      PS: Peremoga however laughing
  39. cap
    +2
    25 November 2015 18: 20
    Poland sends Yatsenyuk a pea wagon.
    Yatsenyuk will ensure the energy independence of Ukraine throughout the heating season ONE !!! laughing
  40. +1
    25 November 2015 18: 23
    Quote: haak1970
    My wife’s parents in Kiev say that the temperature does not rise at home above +15 (((and this is the center of the city


    May the gentlemen of God thank that the weather is warm, as in the good old days it happened at minus twenty, they would not be so ...... ......
  41. +2
    25 November 2015 18: 25
    Well, Russia disappeared, dill refused to buy gas. What to do now.
  42. +1
    25 November 2015 18: 34
    Well, how?!? How can it be considered that wrapped gas is cheaper than gas from a direct supplier?!? How?!? And after all, there the brain was washed so much by the population that they really believe in it !!! wassat
  43. +2
    25 November 2015 18: 39
    "To spite my grandmother I will frostbite my ears."


    Not so: In spite of my wife I will give myself manhood.


  44. mvg
    +1
    25 November 2015 18: 44
    And I feel sorry for ordinary Ukrainians ... I have relatives there. There is no connection. I don’t think that they are now glowing with happiness .. Somewhere the dog is buried in the wrong place. Not in Yaytsenyuk business .. It would be in him, would have long banged ..
  45. +1
    25 November 2015 18: 45
    I am falling steel! rzhu not ma laughing gu fool fool
  46. +1
    25 November 2015 18: 54
    The government decided to instruct Naftogaz to stop the purchase of Russian gas, otherwise they mixed up - it’s not they who don’t supply us with gas, we don’t buy gas from them. This was done primarily due to the fact that the price offers that came from our European partners are much better than from the eastern neighbor.


    Logically, based on this entry by Yatsenyuk, the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine should reduce gas prices for the population.
    But these prices are only rising ...
    1. +1
      25 November 2015 22: 00
      What are you to reduce, and how to fill your pockets?
  47. +1
    25 November 2015 18: 54
    hah ah scared a hedgehog with a bare ass then horse dry buy for heating
  48. +1
    25 November 2015 19: 05
    "Such a statement was made by the" commander with a broken head "(a phrase that Dmitry Rogozin said about Yatsenyuk with some reason), adding that" it is necessary to focus on buying gas from European partners ", since" their offers are more profitable. "

    Maybe at least someone in persistent Hohland will think to whom it is beneficial! Let him advertise himself a little more - he looks even dumber in the eyes of the remnants of a normal people! laughing wassat
  49. 0
    25 November 2015 19: 20
    Quote: Angry Pinnochio
    then buy horse dry for heating


    Yes, now there are hardly any horses left, soon they will be listed in the Red Book, most likely they will sell manure from the cows, produce fuel called KIZYAK from it.
  50. +3
    25 November 2015 19: 21
    Well, what are the Ukrainians themselves waiting for ??? It's time to sweep this trash !!! Maybe they expect that Russia will help? Do not wait, they shit themselves, and clean yourself.
  51. +2
    25 November 2015 19: 38
    Senya has become very bad... He urgently needs to get a ticket to a good psychiatrist. Urgently! You can't hesitate for a minute!
  52. 0
    25 November 2015 19: 46
    Like: hey!, stomach! I forbid you to demand food!
  53. 0
    25 November 2015 20: 11
    Let the egg sniffer sniff biogases :)
  54. 0
    25 November 2015 21: 10
    Both the circus and the madhouse have already been waiting for this Yaytsenyukh.
  55. +2
    25 November 2015 21: 27
    Quote: Grabber2000
    Dogs versus meat! Original!

    This one doesn’t know that the Slovaks supply Russian gas to Ukrop at a price of . exceeding the Russian one by the cost of pumping from Russia to Slovakia and from Slovakia to Dill, plus the Slovak margin! The Slovaks will not sell gas at a loss! This is just purely hokhlyatsky - I’ll gouge out my own eye. Let Russia have a one-eyed neighbor!
  56. 0
    25 November 2015 21: 29
    This one doesn’t know that the Slovaks supply Russian gas to Ukrop at a price of . exceeding the Russian one by the cost of pumping from Russia to Slovakia and from Slovakia to Dill, plus the Slovak margin! The Slovaks will not sell gas at a loss! This is just purely hokhlyatsky - I’ll gouge out my own eye. Let Russia have a one-eyed neighbor!
  57. 0
    25 November 2015 21: 57
    In my opinion, the Russian government supports the Ukrainian fascists by paying for gas pumping. I would not sell gas either to Ukraine or to others through the territory of Ukraine.
  58. +1
    25 November 2015 22: 06
    “Well, what are the Ukrainians themselves waiting for??? It’s time to sweep away this trash!!! Maybe they are waiting for Russia to help? They won’t wait, they shit themselves, clean it up yourself.” They have no time, they "JUMP TO THE OPA"!
  59. -1
    25 November 2015 22: 51
    Fabulous...When will this all end? recourse
  60. 0
    25 November 2015 23: 38
    It seems that someone is deliberately shaking up the situation around Russia. First, an airliner in Egypt, the epic blockade of Crimea escalated, the Turks treacherously shot down a bomber (and immediately proudly admitted what they had done and ran to consult with their NATO allies). Moreover, all of the listed countries (Egypt, Ukraine and Turkey) have close economic ties (tourists from Russia contribute to the economies of Egypt and Turkey) and if Egypt has done everything possible to defuse the situation, the Turks are deliberately driving the situation into a dead end, from which except war ("hot" or "cold") there will be no way out. Everyone somehow forgot about the Turkish Stream, which would greatly harm Ukraine, and would bring income and influence to Turkey. Syria, Türkiye and Ukraine create an axis of tension for Russia.
  61. 0
    26 November 2015 01: 30
    Banned and banned. The statement is more populist than meaningful. We supply gas on an advance payment basis, if there is money, there is gas, and the West supplies gas to Ruina without advance payment but as a loan. Asked for a loan? Here, take it, but only with gas and nothing else... just business. So Senya is right in his own way. hi
  62. 0
    26 November 2015 02: 48
    And at the same time the Turkish and American Straits
  63. 0
    26 November 2015 05: 09
    “Yatsenyuk prohibits Naftogaz from buying gas from Russia” - of course, just to steal... wassat
  64. 0
    26 November 2015 06: 12
    Mr. Yatsenyuk,


    What the hell kind of gentleman is he?
    Stump, write to the dogs! laughing
  65. 0
    26 November 2015 16: 32
    Quote: A1L9E4K9S
    Quote: Angry Pinnochio
    then buy horse dry for heating


    Yes, now there are hardly any horses left, soon they will be listed in the Red Book, most likely they will sell manure from the cows, produce fuel called KIZYAK from it.

    and what’s human doesn’t burn well
  66. 0
    26 November 2015 17: 47
    Quote: captain
    Dear forum participants. Yatsenyuk is far from. He’s just trying to substitute our country, because we have an agreement on the supply of gas to a specific point in the EU, to Slovakia. He is well aware that Russia, and not Ukraine, will be responsible for gas supplies. Well, they don’t have gas in storage, so what? This is the problem of Russia, we have an agreement on gas supplies with the EU, and not with Ukraine. Europeans do not care who should put gas in the house, the main thing to deliver. And then they will begin to understand. when the windows freeze.

    What does this have to do with deliveries to the EU and purchases of Ruins? How much gas is supplied is known, how much is in the underground gas storage facility is known. Everything else is from the evil one.

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