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Colonel Mamchur sentenced the Russian fleet in Crimea

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People's Deputy of Ukraine, a military pilot of the 1st class, Colonel of the Air Force of Ukraine Yuli Mamchur, who became famous for the solemn march with the flag and anthem of Ukraine in Crimea, decided to make a career as a soothsayer. And he began it with the prediction of the imminent collapse of the Russian fleet in the Crimea, citing the lack of energy supply.




"For the fleet, in the absence of industrial current, only diesel remains. Diesel will not last long, because very expensive electricity is produced. Of course, the lack of energy has a negative effect on the combat readiness of all combat units. Any part has a certain amount of fuel, but if during the week it turns diesel, but it can not spin around the clock, there will be problems. "

As a comment, for starters, I would like to bring the old saying: “Trouble, since the cobbler starts to bake the pies, and the pastryman starts to bake our boots”.

It is difficult to say which diesel engines Mamchur is talking about. Of course, if we keep in mind the diesel engine taken from the Mamchur plane, on which he earned his Khmelnitsky order, then yes. For a long time will not work.

In general, of course, a vivid example of the stupidity of the heads of Ukrainian deputies. Carry any nonsense, if only for the need of the day. Tell me, how much can a pilot be competent in matters of fleet power supply? How much can he judge how long diesel engines can work on mobile power plants? Obviously, a complete zero. However, with full confidence he sentenced the entire fleet to decomposition.

Probably, by analogy with the native.

"Diesel is not enough for a long time." Thoughtfully. How long? At one time, in working out the tasks, I had to hang around for several days in places where the industrial current simply could not be. And the power station on the basis of the good old YMZ-850 rattled non-stop, feeding both the station, the utility block, and the operator. And coping quite myself. For a week it was enough, there was no longer any need.

"Any part has a certain amount of fuel, but if a diesel engine turns during the week, and it cannot turn around the clock, problems will arise." Mr. Mamchur, you will not believe! Even as you can! Moreover, he is OBLIGED to do it, because it is his essence. Problems do sometimes arise. And the biggest of them is the breakdown of the fuel pump. Yes, they were capricious. But then the problem was solved with the help of a pump with a human drive. And they can, if necessary, fill the tank "under the cork." The question is only physical training.

Problems with fuel in the Russian army? Again, apparently, the analogy with the family APU. But, if there is nothing in the Ukrainian army (it would be more correct to say that there is sometimes something there), then this absolutely does not mean that the same is the case in the Russian one.

Well, about the diesels that stand on frigates and submarines and have been working there for weeks, Mamchur, apparently only read in comics. Yes, when the ship is at the quay wall, electricity is supplied to it through a cable from the shore. But in case it suddenly disappears, then nothing will prevent the ship from starting the engines and providing itself with everything necessary. Yes, it is expensive, but not fatal.

Trouble Directly some kind of virus. It affects the cerebral cortex and completely discourages logic. And makes people talk about things that would not be worth undertaking.

Everything will be fine with our fleet. Even if the Ukrainian idiots blow up all power lines leading to the Crimea. And the light will be there, and warm. And readiness.

It is a pity that Colonel Mamchur cannot assess this.
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  1. Moore
    Moore 26 November 2015 06: 07
    56
    Problems with fuel in the Russian army? Again, apparently, an analogy with the native APU. But, if there is something missing in the Ukrainian army (it would be more correct to say that something is sometimes there), this absolutely does not mean that the same thing takes place in the Russian one.

    Well, yes, Mr. Colonel mirrors his reality in Russia. America is with them ...
    1. Finches
      Finches 26 November 2015 06: 23
      79
      As one of the Dovlatovsky heroines said:"You are a terrible shit, Mon Colonel!" laughing
      1. 79807420129
        79807420129 26 November 2015 07: 52
        17
        Quote: Finches
        As one of the Dovlatovsky heroines said:"You are a terrible shit, Mon Colonel!" laughing

        Naturally, after all, America is behind them the battle cry of corrupt dill.
        1. cniza
          cniza 26 November 2015 08: 22
          14
          Quote: 79807420129
          Quote: Finches
          As one of the Dovlatovsky heroines said:"You are a terrible shit, Mon Colonel!" laughing

          Naturally, after all, America is behind them the battle cry of corrupt dill.



          Behind them, orderlies from Durkee are already standing.
          1. Taranchello
            Taranchello 26 November 2015 09: 23
            17
            Oh my God!!! Where do they get these idiots ??? !!! But it really amazes that Nenko is full of even bigger idiots who really believe this trick.
            1. Dilshat
              Dilshat 26 November 2015 18: 17
              +4
              Svidomo of the brain as an epidemic is rampant throughout Ukraine not sparing even the seemingly technically competent grammarians. I have already received technical training in independent Ukraine. And we will soon also, Livanov is not in vain trying.
            2. ilyinval61
              ilyinval61 29 November 2015 04: 58
              0
              Yes, this surname (mamchur) gives something.

              The surname Mamchurovsky is formed from the nickname Mamchur. According to one version, a descendant of a woman who was breastfeeding not her children could wear it ..
          2. Lenin
            Lenin 28 November 2015 08: 54
            +1
            Quote: cniza
            Behind them, orderlies from Durkee are already standing.


            Absolutely correct and I want to add why write articles about fools? Smart people understand everything, but why a fool then PR? hi
          3. Aljavad
            Aljavad 3 December 2015 00: 25
            0
            cniza RU November 26, 2015 08:22 ↑
            Quote: 79807420129
            Quote: Finches
            As one of the Dovlatov heroines used to say: "You are a terrible shit, mon colonel!" laughing
            Naturally, after all, America is behind them the battle cry of corrupt dill.


            Behind them, orderlies from Durkee are already standing.

            Yatsenyuk bit them there ...
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        3. Sasha 19871987
          Sasha 19871987 27 November 2015 13: 26
          +2
          yes .... if a man is, then it’s forever ... all army units can and can be AUTONOMOUS ... what a grief pilot that is, if you don’t know simple army truths
        4. spiriolla-45
          spiriolla-45 28 November 2015 22: 18
          0
          You’re angry people, and especially Skomorokhov, you don’t let the pan dream about something pleasant, distract from problems and ruin.
      2. Good me
        Good me 26 November 2015 11: 31
        16
        People's Deputy of Ukraine, military pilot of the 1 class, Colonel of the Air Force of Ukraine Yuliy Mamchur, who became famous for the solemn march with the flag and anthem of Ukraine in Crimea


        It is difficult to say which diesel engines Mamchur is talking about. Of course, if you keep in mind the diesel engine shot from Mamchur’s plane, on which he earned his order of Khmelnitsky


        The author didn’t know about other "exploits" of the colonel, since he did not mention the main "valor" of the 1st class fanatic Mamchur, for which, in fact, he received the ersatz order ...

        Even in Ukraine, they do not give medals "for nothing", for one pass under the cameras and shouts "Amerika s us" ...

        This bastard left its mark on the land of Donbass, and to what we see in these scary photos, maybe he, a geek, had a hand ...


        Consequences of airstrikes: Lugansk, Snezhnoe ...



      3. Peter endo
        Peter endo 28 November 2015 09: 12
        +2
        In my life I met two people who openly declared "I am shit and I am proud of it!" One had the surname Netylko, the other had Vashhetko.
    2. vyinemeynen
      vyinemeynen 26 November 2015 06: 27
      25
      The level of mind of Ukrainian colonels is amazing!
      1. yushch
        yushch 26 November 2015 07: 04
        21
        I’m not a pilot, but I know for sure that classiness among flyers needs to be maintained by constant flying.
        1. Sirocco
          Sirocco 26 November 2015 07: 17
          +4
          Quote: yushch
          I am not a pilot, but I know for sure that the classiness of flyers needs to be maintained by a constant raid.

          So he flies.
          Here is the last video about the flight of this "hero" Captain America))))
      2. Sirocco
        Sirocco 26 November 2015 07: 19
        +9
        Quote: vyinemeynen
        The level of mind of Ukrainian colonels is amazing!

        Here I think the rule applies, who will shout louder, who will jump. The main thing is that the owner would hear that the dog is "serving" and it is not in vain that he asks for bones.
      3. delvin-fil
        delvin-fil 26 November 2015 07: 42
        +2
        It’s not the level of mind successfully hide), but that if the sponsor suspects ...
      4. Starley stock
        Starley stock 26 November 2015 08: 35
        +1
        The generals are torn.
        1. The point
          The point 28 November 2015 13: 47
          +2
          laughing O mon degeneral!
      5. Egoza
        Egoza 26 November 2015 08: 37
        16
        Quote: vyinemeynen
        The level of mind of Ukrainian colonels is amazing!

        Oh, come on! None of the real specialists gave the oath to the "new" Ukraine. They just said, "The officer does not take the oath twice." There were only C-grade students who were "lucky" to advance. Here is Mamchur. so there is nothing to be surprised at.
        1. cherkas.oe
          cherkas.oe 26 November 2015 14: 52
          +2
          Quote: Egoza
          None of the real specialists gave the oath to the "new" Ukraine. They just said, "The officer does not take the oath twice." There are three students left,

          Straight to Madame Point, please accept my admiration. love
      6. Ironmaniac
        Ironmaniac 26 November 2015 10: 24
        +3
        If in Ukraine the defense ministers Poltorak and Geletey are no different, then what about the rest of the warriors!
    3. Vladimyrych
      Vladimyrych 26 November 2015 09: 17
      31
      1. cherkas.oe
        cherkas.oe 26 November 2015 14: 54
        +6
        Quote: Vladimir

        Vladimirich. But what about the ears, the pig’s ears?
        1. nemets
          nemets 26 November 2015 17: 04
          +2
          not pig but dog need
        2. Slavs
          Slavs 27 November 2015 01: 40
          0
          To the ears of pigs still need to be promoted ... So far, only a nickle ...
        3. Yugra
          Yugra 28 November 2015 22: 39
          +1
          A cockade at a crest is like a bunch of shit ...
          1. Aljavad
            Aljavad 3 December 2015 00: 30
            0
            A cockade at a crest is like a bunch of shit ...


            And for sure !!!!! laughing
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    4. marlin1203
      marlin1203 26 November 2015 11: 04
      10
      Well, if the colonel of the unit commander has such nonsense in them, then nobody is afraid of Ukraine as a military force.
      1. sso-xnumx
        sso-xnumx 26 November 2015 11: 23
        +5
        Quote: marlin1203
        Well, if the colonel of the unit commander has such nonsense in them, then nobody is afraid of Ukraine as a military force.

        Alas, it really is! My classmate, who rose to the position of Nachmed of the Land Forces of the Russian Federation, boasted of how he checks the medical service of military units. The first two or three questions are the diagnosis of acute surgical diseases. If the Nachmed part answered correctly, then it's already good! I wanted to tell him that it is not appropriate to ask such crap in such a position, instead of checking the real degree of readiness of the medical unit for combat work, the staffing of forces and means, and help with something to increase the BG, etc. But !!! A Ukrainian is a Ukrainian! Moreover, "z pid Chernivtsi". I just didn’t say anything ... To my deep regret, this is the whole thing ...
    5. The black
      The black 26 November 2015 11: 25
      +4
      Interestingly, this hero of the Ukrainian Luftwaffe has already gotten a bruise from the arson assailant who was given to him expelling from the Crimea? laughing
    6. Denis Obukhov
      Denis Obukhov 26 November 2015 15: 09
      +5
      At the Klisa airfield of the territory of the Republika Srpska Krajina, where the headquarters and staff company of our First Russian Peacekeeping Battalion of the United Nations Troops were located, the diesel generators giving us electricity worked without stopping. Mr. Mamchur, you (I write with a small letter because of obvious disrespect) either by yourself or by your cheap chatter rely on your own kind!
      1. Suhow
        Suhow 28 November 2015 11: 58
        +1
        one speaks of a tactical nuclear strike (Geletey), the other of diesel engines, although even the old YaMZ-236, OR 238 (AUTO KRAZ, MAZ ENGINES) used to spin for years, even if they were jammed on trucks for a certain time, but I think the total work is at least month will pull, and this is a greatly reduced period. About the words of Mamchur we can say, The stronger in the army of oaks, the stronger our defense ...
  2. BBlad
    BBlad 26 November 2015 06: 08
    51
    I served in the Arctic where, in principle, there are no wires from the "ground", on the island, so we have YaMZ 236 spinning around the clock, sometimes switching to a reserve one for maintenance or repair.
    1. Jack-b
      Jack-b 26 November 2015 06: 35
      24
      I also wanted to write about the Arctic parts. There, it’s not like days, months and years of diesel rattling.
      Threat. The uncle in the fleet brought his barge on a flight for a week. And all week a diesel engine pulls this barge non-stop.
      1. zadorin1974
        zadorin1974 26 November 2015 09: 05
        +6
        In the same way, we have generator facilities at the facilities, in the hangar there are 2 stations, one in operation, the second reserve, diesel engineers in the morning, when transferring the shift for an hour, start the reserve to prevent the main one. During normal maintenance of the station, the AD-400-T / 400- work 1RN (true with imported Volvo engines, MAN) for years (normal fuel, oil, filter and non-swelling deschik)
        1. sso-xnumx
          sso-xnumx 26 November 2015 11: 29
          +5
          Quote: zadorin1974
          .... dazilists in the morning, when transferring shifts for an hour, start a reserve for the prevention of the main one.

          So about the same! On the S-300PT, the P-6 cabin, two diesel engines, one is working, the other is reserve. And she is not alone .... But, if the "Pan Colonel" is not familiar with the device of a diesel engine, then "Shoel Emelya, your week !!!" "By the way about the birds," as Lieutenant Rzhevsky used to say. Modern ships plying the world's oceans are thrashing with diesel engines for weeks and no one complains that they need to be turned off at night !!!!
          1. kotvov
            kotvov 27 November 2015 20: 21
            +2
            thrashing with diesel engines for weeks,
            Do you think this will help him? After all, the diagnosis is Svidomo.
    2. gfs84
      gfs84 26 November 2015 11: 09
      +4
      As an example, drilling, especially geological exploration, wherever you are in Siberia, relocation in winter, in the remaining time, there is a process of well construction, including both drilling itself, and cementing, well logging, development, etc. Everything is powered by diesel generators (by itself, he is not alone there, there is a mandatory dubbing) in time he himself encountered wells that have been in the construction of the saddle for more than a year ... There were no interruptions in energy ...
    3. G-iv
      G-iv 26 November 2015 11: 33
      +4
      Guys in Siberia KAMAZ not jammed at night, and it works ....
      1. Svist
        Svist 26 November 2015 12: 58
        +4
        During the construction of the BAM, in winter, all diesel equipment worked around the clock. Gasoline attendant warmed up periodically. Otherwise, you will have to start it before lunch.
      2. Jack-b
        Jack-b 27 November 2015 05: 31
        +2
        In Siberia, what not to stifle them? Not so harsh conditions, but in the north it is. They plowed almost all winter, at the end of summer started up - at the beginning of next summer, they drowned.
    4. Ded_smerch
      Ded_smerch 26 November 2015 13: 47
      +1
      yes it doesn’t matter, for the deputy the main thing is to grunt in time, otherwise the electorate will not understand where the next change of mask
    5. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets 26 November 2015 13: 48
      +1
      Quote: vlad
      So at our YaMZ 236 it was spinning around the clock, sometimes switching to a backup one for maintenance or repair.

      Absolutely, in the Baltic Islands, all RTPs are powered by DG, and nothing works. request
      1. Marconi41
        Marconi41 28 November 2015 01: 24
        +2
        Quote: Vladimirets
        on the islands, all RTPs are powered by DG, and nothing, they work

        So the fact of the matter is that he is a pilot! There is one small feature on airplanes. Resource! He developed a resource of engines and will not be allowed to fly. He apparently thinks that on diesel power supplies an airplane resource (small).
  3. Taygerus
    Taygerus 26 November 2015 06: 09
    +4
    Svidomo soothsayer, right where to run, it’s better to repair the pillars than to carry all kinds of nonsense, absolutely all brains were crushed during the pranks fool
    1. Duke
      Duke 26 November 2015 06: 21
      50
      During the blockade of Leningrad battleship October Revolution nourished part of the city with electricity.
      And at the same time fired counter-battery fire on the enemy.
      1. RONIN-HS
        RONIN-HS 26 November 2015 10: 21
        13
        ... During the siege of Leningrad, the battleship October Revolution supplied electricity to a part of the city ...

        In 1978, in the winter in the town of Igarka, Krasnoyarsk Territory, there were problems with the city diesel power plant (diesel power plant) and there was not enough electricity. At that time, all consumers of the city and the sawmill and transshipment plant were provided with energy by the fleet (the Kapitan Chechkin icebreaker, the floating plant, floating cranes of the port and LPK, the Dmitry Ovtsin hydrographic vessel and others). This is the Far North. The weather is normal - three months more than minus 40 Celsius, another five months from zero to minus 40. Then the power line came from the Khantayskaya hydroelectric power station. yes
        The fleet can easily "pull" any city in the Crimea.
        1. Duke
          Duke 26 November 2015 14: 32
          +5
          The fleet can easily "pull" any city in the Crimea.

          Icebreaker "Captain Chechkin".
      2. alstr
        alstr 27 November 2015 17: 34
        +4
        And there were submarines P-1 and P-3, which did not go camping, but were used as power plants. In particular, the Hermitage was powered.
  4. Bassoon
    Bassoon 26 November 2015 06: 10
    13
    Yeah, what kind of people. I was about to decide that he had been shot down over Donbass a long time ago, or "boiled" in a cauldron together with the rest of the heroes
    1. perm23
      perm23 26 November 2015 06: 38
      18
      What will he do there? It’s not with the flag of a great country (which he betrayed twice). To go when reporters are nearby and yell that America is with us. It was safe there. And in the Donbass they can kill. Hera sits in Kuev and fights with his tongue.
  5. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 26 November 2015 06: 11
    +8
    if you mean the diesel taken from the Mamchur plane

    I won’t say anything about diesel, but this unfortunate pilot precisely buried a generator from his plane. Nevertheless, Ukraine is rich in idiots and this is its main merit.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 26 November 2015 06: 18
      41
      Quote: rotmistr60
      . Yet Ukraine is rich in idiots

      And they all became deputies wassat
      1. esaul
        esaul 26 November 2015 06: 37
        16
        Greetings, Sasha. Funny type in the photo. Face is very expressive, especially the eyes. It can be seen that Svidomo reached the top of his dream - sits in the control chair. The surroundings are funny. The flag behind him - either with elements of Swedish symbolism, or FIG knows how to sew it? Or is it a Svidomo rag in the role of a small-town flag? And something in a warm jacket and in his office. Prepared for the earth?
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 26 November 2015 06: 59
          23
          Healthy hi
          Quote: esaul
          And something in a warm jacket and in his office

          And he is always in it, he dreamed about such a jacket back in the 90s.
        2. Beaver
          Beaver 26 November 2015 12: 14
          -1
          Quote: esaul
          К land prepared?

          Freudian reservation? good Perhaps you wanted to say for the winter? hi
          1. Ezhaak
            Ezhaak 26 November 2015 12: 34
            +7
            Quote: Castor
            Freudian reservation?

            No Freuds. This is a quote from a more prominent thinker. Klitschko called measures of Kiev. And Freud is a pawn in front of him! Especially before re-elected
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  6. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 26 November 2015 06: 13
    60
    Nothing to add to this, I think.
    1. RBLip
      RBLip 26 November 2015 08: 02
      30
      Quote: B.T.W.
      Nothing to add to this, I think.

      I'll put in my five cents. summarized ...
  7. i80186
    i80186 26 November 2015 06: 14
    20
    Yes, there are usually two diesels, standby and main. One is being repaired / serviced, the second is in operation. It seems to me that at strategically important facilities there is more than double redundancy. What is he talking about? Confused with his cottage or something? winked
    1. Sailor
      Sailor 26 November 2015 08: 25
      +9
      More correctly, one parking one running gear which in two is more powerful and standby and this is in each engine room. When the ship goes into combat service, the diesel engines work for half a year (as it was in my time, now military services may be less) and there are practically no regular situations did not have.
      1. i80186
        i80186 26 November 2015 10: 19
        +1
        I’m not talking about a ship, I’m talking about backup diesel generators at stationary objects, they usually put two identical ones there.
    2. Beaver
      Beaver 26 November 2015 12: 18
      +5
      Poor boats, I feel sorry for them! crying In the sea without wires go. belay Or maybe ukro ships go like trolleybuses? wassat
      1. a housewife
        a housewife 26 November 2015 23: 56
        0
        Already some trolleybuses can safely move without wires - to another line. In general, counting on idiots, about diesels? I’m not special at all, but somehow it didn’t occur to me that such assumptions could be made.
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  8. Vadim Zhivov
    Vadim Zhivov 26 November 2015 06: 15
    +3
    I wonder what song this yellow-blue-nightingale will sing in a month ... laughing
  9. Throw
    Throw 26 November 2015 06: 16
    +6
    This is not the puppy-puppy-provocateur "America is with us"?
    1. mult-65
      mult-65 26 November 2015 10: 49
      +1
      He himself seems to have become Hero of Krajina for this.
  10. Skiff
    Skiff 26 November 2015 06: 20
    +4
    there is an EDC on the ship, and not one. In the absence of shore power the fleet does not care
  11. Russian Uzbek
    Russian Uzbek 26 November 2015 06: 21
    15
    I remember reading some kind of book about the Wild West ... and so there the hero arrived in one town and wonders - everyone calls each other - colonel, doctor, lawyer)
    and then they explain to him - we say freedom, everyone calls himself how he likes best!;)
    straight about banderland
  12. aszzz888
    aszzz888 26 November 2015 06: 24
    +4
    Diesel will not last long


    Another rascal, another ukrospetsialista on sewer issues! laughing
  13. Dimy4
    Dimy4 26 November 2015 06: 25
    +3
    How many g * vn * a climbed out, but this "real colonel" was taking the oath even in the USSR. It is not for nothing that they say that in dashing times the whole rag-go upstairs, like when cooking meat, foam comes out.
  14. noWAR
    noWAR 26 November 2015 06: 28
    52
    Yeah, these cuchars would have to shut their mouths forever. Freaks.
  15. Zomanus
    Zomanus 26 November 2015 06: 33
    +4
    Dude reasoning at ragul level.
    Which also sucks a lot out of the finger,
    while looking at the ceiling.
    Well, an article is written per person,
    which in reality did not come across diesels,
    intended for long-term work.
    Well, that's how I like for example.
    What I saw most was household small generators.
    1. Insurgent LC
      Insurgent LC 26 November 2015 07: 13
      +1
      there are words such as engine hours and engine life before each preventive maintenance and overhaul, for example tank multi-fuel engines are designed for 500 hours after which they require either a major overhaul or preventive maintenance depending on operating conditions, and as for diesel generators, the manufacturer himself sets these indicators based on bench tests
      1. Passer
        Passer 26 November 2015 07: 49
        +5
        Let's not forget that the DES, unlike tank diesels, is operated at a constant speed (mainly 1500 rpm) and its engine life is several times greater. And for prevention (ETO, TO-1,2,3,4) there are backup DES.
  16. parusnik
    parusnik 26 November 2015 06: 44
    +1
    Colonel Mamchur sentenced the Russian fleet in Crimea..Shiza mows their ranks ...
  17. TT62
    TT62 26 November 2015 06: 56
    +4
    Oh Julius, this is a horse !!!
    1. tolian
      tolian 26 November 2015 08: 17
      +3
      Do not offend horses.
  18. Evgeniy667b
    Evgeniy667b 26 November 2015 07: 06
    +1
    And that’s all in the head of the 1st class pilot, Colonel !!! ??? Go crazy, how he could sink so, to such an abomination. Apparently this is at his genetic level. Phase shift. And yet it is possible that it cost him enormous difficulty to strain the only gyrus in a perfectly even brain. Yes, I didn’t aim at those ...
    1. Mikhail Krapivin
      Mikhail Krapivin 26 November 2015 07: 57
      +3
      Well, our Rutskoi was a general, and a real combat pilot, unlike this khovnyuk - a real hero, and also talked and talked decently ... And Dudaev was a pilot, I remember. And he also lost the tower completely from excessive democracy. Hence the conclusion - it is impossible for pilots to give a lot of democracy, this is harmful.
      1. Andrey VOV
        Andrey VOV 27 November 2015 20: 04
        +1
        And anyway .... a lot of democracy especially in the army ... this must be absolutely excluded!
    2. Senior manager
      Senior manager 26 November 2015 09: 31
      +3
      This is the colonel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine - and that’s it ...
      1. Ironmaniac
        Ironmaniac 26 November 2015 11: 08
        0
        You listen to Geletey and you will have no doubt about the intelligence of the lower ranks of ukrovermaht!
  19. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 26 November 2015 07: 07
    +1
    again it surfaced !!!! America is with us))))))) Well, well .......... already a fleet specialist ............ stupid people strand. there are no words simply - and this is a solid colonel))))))
  20. 717
    717 26 November 2015 07: 07
    +1
    laughing not only days of diesel threshing)) for years. at least we had three diesel engines. one at work two are resting.
  21. Decathlon
    Decathlon 26 November 2015 07: 26
    +5
    "... he can't spin around the clock ..."
    Learn the materiel, camp! In Khanty-Mansiysk Autonomous Okrug in remote villages and diesel towns do not stop for months! And, in general, it’s worth figuring out who assigned him the 1st grade! am Although, there are standard options for Ukrainians: a suitcase with bacon or oral pleasures ...
    1. Ironmaniac
      Ironmaniac 26 November 2015 14: 37
      0
      In Ukraine, titles, positions, salaries are given for the ability to jump, shout loudest than all Glory to the heroes! and intimate to please bosses or sponsors! I don’t argue, some airplane control skills are also needed! :-))
  22. morpogr
    morpogr 26 November 2015 07: 30
    +1
    The highest level of knowledge and professionalism of the Ukrainian colonel and deputy gives an accurate picture of the new government. wassat Complete zero! To which the country and the economy are rapidly approaching.
    1. Ezhaak
      Ezhaak 26 November 2015 12: 46
      0
      Quote: morpogr
      The highest level of knowledge and professionalism of the Ukrainian colonel and deputy

      Let me correct the phrase, and no offense, please.
      The highest level of knowledge and Professionals dill colonel
  23. My address
    My address 26 November 2015 07: 52
    +4
    A few jokes. Satire, which shows a slice of reality:

    The Ukrainian army is not among the top five. And not even in Ukraine.

    Seeing off to the army in the Chernihiv region: - Son, where to write to Chiba? - Mamo, just write "In captivity."

    - Pig, Pig! I'm dill! Minia knocked out the separatists! Falling! Gain from captivity!
    - Dill, dill! I will definitely help! Repeat after me at once: "God, you are in heaven ...".
  24. You will
    You will 26 November 2015 07: 57
    +3
    What stuck to a man, well, by golly? To sit in the Ukrainian parliament, you must regularly talk all sorts of nonsense. Otherwise, you cannot marry your own.
  25. magadanets
    magadanets 26 November 2015 07: 58
    +7
    America with us
  26. mamont5
    mamont5 26 November 2015 07: 58
    +1
    Another amerika litter croaked off topic.
  27. Lelek
    Lelek 26 November 2015 08: 01
    +2
    (... Julius ...)

    Something that reminds me of cartoons. Ah, talking gelding.
  28. Riv
    Riv 26 November 2015 08: 13
    +2
    Well, Che ... The Ukrainian deputy has done everything, there are no more problems, and they can’t reach the eggs. So he nostradamit as he can.
  29. Dragon-y
    Dragon-y 26 November 2015 08: 14
    +1
    Quote: Sirocco

    So he flies.
    Here is the last video about the flight of this "hero" Captain America))))

    Just a "line", not enough skills for a radio-controlled one? ..
  30. ibragim
    ibragim 26 November 2015 08: 15
    0
    Quote: vlad
    I served in the Arctic where, in principle, there are no wires from the "ground", on the island, so we have YaMZ 236 spinning around the clock, sometimes switching to a reserve one for maintenance or repair.

    I agree at the airport after the withdrawal from Germany, the diesel engine turned for days without cutting down the main thing in time to fill up.
  31. brasist
    brasist 26 November 2015 08: 23
    +1
    But somehow it is necessary (to the great standard-bearer) to work out the general epaulettes and the chair in the shrine, and this brings a blizzard to love them there.
  32. cormorant
    cormorant 26 November 2015 08: 34
    +3
    Well, where did they have so many freaks povylazilo? We finished the same universities and colleges ... fool
    1. Igor F.
      Igor F. 26 November 2015 09: 32
      +1
      Hah! If you do not lie, you will not go far .. I suspect that this colonel knew that he was talking complete nonsense .. But this is so "necessary" to look in the eyes of colleagues in the Rada, an all-knowing "expert". laughing
    2. Travian
      Travian 26 November 2015 16: 54
      0
      this is sadness. They came out of one womb, and now they are great in Ukraine, we are a vata, a horde (in their understanding).
  33. U-96
    U-96 26 November 2015 08: 38
    0
    this idiot for some reason reminded Victor Ivanovich P.
  34. MT266
    MT266 26 November 2015 08: 39
    +1
    sorry Colonel-cognition at the level of the school course of physics lol
  35. i.backi
    i.backi 26 November 2015 08: 42
    +1
    Mamchur schizoidiot.
  36. SeregaBoss
    SeregaBoss 26 November 2015 09: 13
    +1
    An adult man seems to be, but such nonsense needs to be smashed. And let's be simpler, we don’t need to perceive the remarks of a person who has a 5cm forehead, the rest is the back of the head! Yes, and sending him is useless, he only returned from there! hi
  37. dron1
    dron1 26 November 2015 09: 25
    0
    Trouble Directly some kind of virus. It affects the cerebral cortex and completely discourages logic. And makes people talk about things that would not be worth undertaking.



    Not only the cerebral cortex was struck, but also the wood itself.
  38. Cap.Morgan
    Cap.Morgan 26 November 2015 09: 33
    0
    There are big problems with the logic of this ethnic group. Do not look for common sense.
  39. Vega
    Vega 26 November 2015 09: 33
    0
    How do they want at least something to talk, self-advertisers and PR.
  40. polkovnik manuch
    polkovnik manuch 26 November 2015 09: 36
    0
    Well, what can we say about the colonel: he went into a steep peak, even in a tailspin, like the whole Outskirts! But the people are sorry, how did they manage to fool us in a quarter century?
  41. Landwarrior
    Landwarrior 26 November 2015 10: 20
    0
    Well yes, pErEmoga is close. Only once again because of her Zrada peeps out laughing
  42. Victor62ru
    Victor62ru 26 November 2015 10: 22
    +2
    Well, a real Ukrainian colonel !!!
  43. samoletil18
    samoletil18 26 November 2015 10: 27
    +1
    Apparently, in addition to the small ESB-4, which gave light in the tent, when he passed the course of the young soldier he did not see anything. Assigned to service, and he password protected it. So he thinks that everyone has it.
  44. maikl50jrij
    maikl50jrij 26 November 2015 10: 30
    0
    laughing Survived with your little mind! Even the IG counted them as their enemy ... lol
  45. AlexTires
    AlexTires 26 November 2015 10: 40
    +2
    There is one mysterious concept for simple rural couplets. Called degradation
    Comes fast. The consequences are visible only to an outside observer. fool
  46. barclay
    barclay 26 November 2015 10: 55
    +1
    PR is contagious. It is difficult for a fool to understand that such "PR" looks comical.
  47. Geophizik
    Geophizik 26 November 2015 10: 55
    +1
    Surprisingly, the colonel apparently does not know that under the conditions of the Far North, most of the year, diesel engines of vehicles and drilling rigs are NOT ATTENDED at all, this is expressly provided for by current regulations. And, apparently, he has no idea what territory scales are covered by these regulations!
  48. tacet
    tacet 26 November 2015 10: 57
    +1
    There are no competent officers in Ukraine left (at least, those wishing to serve this quasi-state) this was very clearly demonstrated in 2014, but I do not understand why shout about this with pride in public almost every day in the media're coming out?
  49. bentonite
    bentonite 26 November 2015 10: 58
    0
    This is a real colonel! The problems of the civilian population, all kinds of defenseless schools, hospitals, shops, houses, were not worried. Here is the fleet, with its colossal, mind you, full-time (!) Reserve of survivability - it bothered! All thoughts on the service! Be him a pilot above the first class and dill general! Glory to Ukraine! (Or the outskirts?)
  50. Siberian1965
    Siberian1965 26 November 2015 11: 02
    +3
    The author clearly thinks that we need to explain jokes, let svidomye talk about anything. They make ratings, destroy the Russian army, proudly refuse gas, carry the rest of the nonsense, and the more delusional the better, in my opinion. With reality, with facts, this Svidomo babble has nothing to do. Take the lulks to comfort themselves and let them. But how interesting it is to observe when a Svidomo brain explodes when meeting with reality.