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Dill you my thieving!

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Dill you my thieving!



A little bit of humor and a lot of satire. Well, no more than one-fifth of the humor and no less than four-fifths of the truth, i.e. of satire, which is a medical fact, as Ostap Suleiman Berta, Maria Bender-beat, a famous physiognomist and researcher of human souls, used to say. Do not like satire? Put minuses!

Dill. I have every right to call them that. A little less than two years ago, on the battlefields of Military Survey, SRC P-15 and I competed in a brief and complete definition of the realities of Ukraine. And they came to the conclusion that two words embrace a lot: GARDEN and UKROP. With regard to Russia, Kozma Prutkov was right with his “it is impossible to grasp the immensity,” and for modern Ukraine two words are almost enough.

By the way, was there a boy? If it is so easy to characterize a country, is it a real fact? With respect to dill, everything is clear, the plant is unpretentious, like nettle or bindweed, and can grow even with those owners who love freebies. I remember the words of a Jew, in 80-ies, the head of a partner shop in central Ukraine: “You surely tell me what was new in my own, in the Urals,. And then my Ukrainians often after meeting you become a passion as brilliant. I will make you take them as co-authors, as you do in such a case. ”

Now regarding the definition of "steal." They even the name “dill” at the “Military Review” slashed. Yes, and Putin said not so long ago that Ukraine, by all means, honest and dishonest, has heated Russia to 92 billion thalers since 250. And at the end of 90-s it sounded that more than 100 billion they sukropili.

Simply put, spoiled the Ukrainians, who are in the center and in the west of Ukraine. And there and so, geographically and historically, conditions are much better than the average in Russia. And what of the spoiled it turns out? Well, that got thievish dill for our money and with the help of sworn partners.

Yes, I'm angry at ukrov. I will never forget how they interrupted our orders in 90's at the expense of their cheapness because of not even mass, but the complete theft of our gas. As we stood without orders and without money. I will not forget how, in 2013, many in Ukraine suddenly saw the light and saw that Russia was an enemy for them, which had “plundered” Ukraine for centuries, and now they won't live without Russia. Now let them scoop a full spoon. But, I draw your attention to the fact that Ukrainians in the Urals are no different from representatives of other nationalities. The classic confirmation that being determines consciousness.

And now we return to our sheep, as Rabelais used to say. Below are a few jokes that are a concentrated expression of reality. As it should be on the "VO", there is a military theme.

Ukrainian submarine fleet recently tripled. On the roadstead of Odessa, a pleasure boat and an old longboat sunk.

Dill at work received all the delayed salary. I reached the house without any problems by public transport. I went to the entrance, and there the light bulbs shine. I reached the apartment by elevator. In the apartment the wife cooks dinner on the gas stove. Then he understood - the invaders returned.

One dill another: There is no work, zhinka in the Czech Republic a beggar woman, a son in Germany on the farm as a laborer, a daughter in Italy as a prostitute. And all Muscovites. They told us not to meddle in Europe. We knew that we would do the opposite. ”

Ukraine adopted seismic weapon: combat dance "Hto do not jump, that Moskal." Already, only when testing from the Crimea fell off.

- I am from Kiev. In childhood I read about Antarctica. He dreamed of wintering as a polar explorer.
- I am Gazprom. Your dreams will come true.

By virtue of their economic literacy, the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine thinks that GDP is related only to Putin, and successfully drives this Ukrainian figure to zero.
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  1. SS68SS
    SS68SS 26 November 2015 10: 51
    67
    By virtue of their economic literacy, the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine thinks that GDP is related only to Putin, and successfully drives this Ukrainian figure to zero.


    And laughter and sin ... or laughter with tears in his eyes ...
    I don’t want to agree, but in fact it turns out that the expression “Every people deserves its ruler” in relation to ukra.opii is more relevant than ever.
    1. Baikonur
      Baikonur 26 November 2015 10: 57
      53
      Too lazy to get sick of them!
      1. REDBLUE
        REDBLUE 26 November 2015 11: 13
        33
        Tired of dill. We seem to have not been discussing them lately and are not paying attention to them. And they are all trying to do something, so that WE RUSSIANS would remember about them again. Let them boil in their cauldron with European gas and millions who emit mattresses and who plunder them.
        1. SeAl2014
          SeAl2014 28 November 2015 10: 02
          +4
          That is true. I already have heartburn from them ... Hk ... sorry!
      2. SANAY
        SANAY 26 November 2015 11: 52
        +7
        I agree. Until 2013, we had already forgotten about Ukraine. What does it have to do with you. They need to show less on TV. Already pulled up by their stupidity. But Dill Zombieland only at the beginning of the crisis. They have not taken off the screens for another ten years now. Horror.
        1. edge
          edge 29 November 2015 04: 34
          +2
          Quote: SANAY
          Dill Zombieland only at the beginning of the crisis. They will not come off the screens for another ten years.

          I completely agree on the definition - over the past 20 years there have been such a number of foreign sects, my mother doesn’t cry, the egg-angel is compared with them. With such a massive, long-term breakdown of the human brain, it’s difficult to remain a human being, and that turned into an imposed image .. ... they must be treated as lepers, i.e., complete isolation
    2. Vend
      Vend 26 November 2015 11: 00
      20
      He laughed. Generally amazing. People yell about a united Ukraine, but they are intensively breaking it into pieces.
      1. edge
        edge 29 November 2015 04: 37
        +2
        Quote: Wend
        He laughed. Generally amazing. People yell about a united Ukraine, but they are intensively breaking it into pieces.

        yelling, not carrying bags, and yelling, as a rule, those who did not bother with physical labor i.e. parasites.
    3. mQn
      mQn 26 November 2015 11: 01
      +8
      Ukrainian submarine fleet recently tripled. On the roadstead of Odessa, a pleasure boat and an old longboat sunk.


      He laughed heartily)))
      1. My address
        26 November 2015 12: 13
        33
        But the VO administration also reduced jokes. Probably correct from 24 left 6. Condensed were much angrier, more offensive and funnier.

        Well, after:
        Ukraine filed a lawsuit against APPLE for assigning a native Ukrop symbol - a bitten apple.

        - Wah-wah! I'm afraid to walk around Tbilisi! Catch and send to Ukraine by ministers!

        In Russia, many successfully breed pigs and rabbits. In Ukraine, the pig and the rabbit successfully bred many.

        In Europe, the conversation between dill and the old European:
        - Well, what kind of Ukraine is a country, it just has always been a part of Russia.
        - No, we have our own flag, anthem, coat of arms and language - sovereign mova.
        - Okay. How do ukrainski hand, head, leg and ass?
        - Hand, head, foot and dupa.
        - So because of the "dupa" you invented a country, an anthem, a flag and an anthem ?!

        fool
    4. 79807420129
      79807420129 26 November 2015 11: 07
      21
      Yes, and then to hell with dill, so they wanted to let them jump, so for the killings of civilians, pskay are fully responsible.
      1. jjj
        jjj 26 November 2015 11: 28
        17
        Ukraine ... Syria ... But I somehow did not like the arrogant tone of the Turkmenbashi Gurbanguly Berdimuhametov towards Vladimir Vladimirovich and his impudent "concern" about cruise missile launches from the Caspian Sea, shown during their recent meeting in Iran. They are also Turkmens, almost Turks. Is the "gas tycoon" of Central Asia up to something?
        1. Military Builder
          Military Builder 26 November 2015 12: 03
          +9
          When a person has nothing to eat - he thinks about food, when there is nothing to dress - about clothes, nowhere to live - about a house, etc. And when he has everything and even his own state - I want to rule the world.
        2. PSih2097
          PSih2097 27 November 2015 02: 18
          +1
          Quote: jjj
          But something I did not like the arrogant tone of Turkmenbashi

          it is not Turkmenbashi, it is a very pale shadow.
        3. edge
          edge 29 November 2015 04: 44
          0
          Quote: jjj
          almost Turk. Is the "gas tycoon" of Central Asia up to something?

          The media reported that ours agreed to build a gas pipeline in Pakistan with a possible extension to India, and then think about who .... China, Iran, Turkmenistan, Russia, Syria
        4. oracul
          oracul 29 November 2015 07: 41
          0
          Actually there is nothing to be surprised. Turkmenistan is most likely positioning itself with the emirates: there are enough income from oil and gas, people are silent, there are no ties with the Turks, Russia is far away. Here are her rulers from the time of Niyazov and behave alienated towards us. True, an explosive mass of Taliban and Ishilovites is piling up on the borders with Afghanistan. So let's see what they with their 4 million counteract them.
      2. Dilshat
        Dilshat 28 November 2015 16: 16
        +1
        Now the second part of the proverb is relevant: the one who remembers the old stink, and the one who forgets the two. We don’t know much about what these basics and right-wingers did in the occupied part of the LPR, that they committed full genocide there as much as part of the SS in the Great Patriotic War. or later Russia will have to carry out deratization in Ukraine. This cannot be forgiven or our descendants will curse us.
        Video in the topic: https: //www.youtube.com/watch? V = f6lMsIHUY0g
    5. marlin1203
      marlin1203 26 November 2015 11: 25
      +2
      Well, why write it? They’ve been weird for 2 years. Ordinary people at the same time suffer and impoverish, we are being poisoned by sanctions because of Ukraine, there is no and will not be any kind of a quick constructive solution to this disaster, and we are all joking about the same thing. Tired of it already.
      1. Senior manager
        Senior manager 26 November 2015 15: 29
        +5
        marlin1203 / Dear, you look at least a little timeline - Fashington took power on the outskirts just to impose sanctions, just the amers did not like the independent course of Russia after it began moving from the abyss where we were friendly, under the banner of democracy, shoved. Just like a cucumber.
      2. revnagan
        revnagan 26 November 2015 18: 11
        +1
        Quote: marlin1203
        Well, why write it?

        Do not you understand? Here look. In the article the author gives the amount of 100 billion. and 250 billion. That is how much "dill" heated Russia. Let's assume that the amounts are correct (although the author does not provide any evidence. Simply "... the amount sounded ... Vladimir Putin sounded ..." That's it. Thieving dill stolen. The society is rearing up: "Vo, thief! We always knew!" , and now they have betrayed them too! And the leadership of Russia is good. Naive, kind, but good. So the author himself is not ashamed to present his government, citizens and country as such Ivanushki-du.ra.chka.mi, which every passing "dill "It can easily heat up. And let's think about how and where such sums came from. Personally, I, living in Ukraine since 1974, in the period from 1991 to the present day, have not stolen anything from Russia, have not begged or received. Yes, and I live by my labor, for salary, poorly, but neatly. But the author claims he stole. But then please go to court and recover Ukrainian The amount and number of gas bags I adented. Otherwise, this is libel and slander. Oh, the government of Ukraine stole and heated it? But let me tell you, when there was "khaz po-pisyat" (which I personally did not see), then Kravchuk and Kuchma were selling "surplus of Ukrainian gas"! dumping to Europe thus. Russian gas. It is doubly insulting: they sell Russian gas, and even knock down the price. It's understandable. Only they did not trick this price from Russia. And this price, and other nishtyaks for Ukraine from Russia, is the cost of relations between states. time. BETWEEN STATES! Between the nations everything was fine. Well, the real-Ukrainian government received all this from the Russian government for its loyal policy towards Russia. As soon as the Russian Federation thought that there was enough, cheap gas was needed by themselves, and they cut off rations to the deceitful speculators -Everything, Russia has become bad, the West is a friend. But understand, this is the price of the corrupt Ukrainian government, And the Russian government paid this price. Business, nothing personal. "Heated" exactly as much as allowed to heat. And who is more to blame I can not judge .And it was necessary not to play and coax with the government, but, following the example of the same Poles and Hungarians, to open “Russian societies” throughout Ukraine, to introduce a “Russian map” for ordinary citizens. rami. "The author is cunning (to put it mildly).
        1. Cherdak
          Cherdak 28 November 2015 23: 35
          +2
          Quote: revnagan
          And not to save this rotten "order", calling him "partners".


          I agree, uv. Alexei.

          There is nothing to blame for the mirror, since on both sides they are tricky ... the drilled circuits were spinning.
          Let's hope that with time it will settle down and it will become easier for everyone - the border, visas, that-behold. And all sorts of UkroZaytsy and MaidaParashenki with their "weird zradamogami" and other lovely deeds will put the brains of UkroKraiHatym right, IMHO
    6. Tor5
      Tor5 26 November 2015 11: 26
      +6
      It seems to me that soon they will become lazy and steal, they will wait until someone steals for them.
      1. sso-xnumx
        sso-xnumx 26 November 2015 11: 46
        +1
        Quote: Tor5
        It seems to me that soon they will become lazy and steal, they will wait until someone steals for them.

        Most likely, they are waiting for someone to steal them and give them everything they want, whatever they want to live and not shit ..., sorry, nothing to do, except to "eat bacon and lard"!
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    8. max702
      max702 26 November 2015 11: 51
      32
      I was in Crimea in 98 in Yalta, and I just got into default ... It was here that the essence of the Ukrainians opened up, yesterday, friendly and devotedly looking into the eyes, especially when they paid in rubles, they turned into haughty snobs contemptuously sipping through their lips .. Oh, how are they rejoiced in our problems cannot be conveyed! For all the admonitions that this trouble will touch you too, and very soon they only endowed you with even greater contempt .. After a couple of days, cafes and restaurants that stood empty began to accept rubles, although at a very predatory rate a glass of orange juice from a box of 70 rubles! People gathered home en masse, many at the Simferopol train station, getting out of the cars and looking at what was happening, went to the ticket offices to buy return tickets .. I will never forget the cry of our conductor that I heard in five carriages "_Hgryvte hgrivny!" linen for rubles was not released .. BUT! The closer they approached Belgorod, the more affable it became, the accent disappeared in front of our eyes, and the ruble got stronger in direct proportion to the kilometers to Russia, naturally everyone could easily take linen for rubles .. At the border, Ukrainian customs officers did not even enter the train because there was nothing to take from us. I then firmly decided for myself that while the Crimea is under the Ukraine there is no way to go! I don’t know, but even then there was confidence that everything would return to normal and that Crimea would not stay in this bugs ...
      1. Travian
        Travian 27 November 2015 08: 13
        +2
        interesting article +
    9. spiriolla-45
      spiriolla-45 28 November 2015 22: 03
      0
      "Every nation deserves its ruler" in relation to Ukrainian opia is more relevant than ever
      Well, what can they do? They like to grind a sweet treat for free, so they have chosen the king of shockingly good. Only that chocolate is bitter, and with a freebie bummer.
    10. naive1966
      naive1966 29 November 2015 06: 42
      0
      But what about Yeltsin and Gorbachev?
  2. Fisman
    Fisman 26 November 2015 10: 53
    18
    Already not even funny!
    1. Reserve officer
      Reserve officer 26 November 2015 10: 59
      38
      Something funny article does not make laugh. Besides Ukraine’s contempt and disgust, I no longer have any feelings.
      1. demo
        demo 26 November 2015 11: 06
        17
        Disgust dominates. Contempt for dill is not applicable.
        You can despise a person. Aversion to things.
        1. EvgNik
          EvgNik 26 November 2015 11: 20
          +7
          Quote: demo
          Disgust dominates. Contempt for dill is not applicable

          My wife is allergic even to garden dill. And I respect dried with soup.
      2. Siberian1965
        Siberian1965 26 November 2015 11: 12
        11
        My word Ukraine causes disgust after May 2.
        1. Sergey S.
          Sergey S. 26 November 2015 11: 33
          13
          Quote: Siberian1965
          My word Ukraine causes disgust after May 2.

          I emotionally agree.
          But ...
          Most recently, an idea lived in us, Ukrainians and Russians are one people, divided by historical bends and excesses.
          To refuse this is to part with the Ukrainians forever.
          I can not afford to think so.

          But with regard to the term "dill", here I agree with the most extreme definitions.
          Dill is the forebear of ancestors and the grave digger of descendants, an extremely disgusting character among the bastards of our people.
          It remains to add that dill can be of different nationalities ...
          This is not to confuse thoughts around Klitschko, Saakashvili and Kolomoisky.
          1. Lelek
            Lelek 26 November 2015 11: 52
            +7
            Quote: Sergey S.
            I can not afford to think so.


            Let me not, no one will ask you. The dill, who in 1992 was 3 years old, is now 26 years old - an adult, mature, dill grown on Bandera fertilizer. professionally zigging to the squeals of "m ... lyaku on gilyak" and "glory to heroes". So, in the former square, only some old people remember about our past brotherhood, and even those recollect it aloud, sitting on a push or late at night in the kitchen. yes
        2. Military Builder
          Military Builder 26 November 2015 12: 13
          11
          I studied with Ukrainians both western and eastern, by the way there were a lot of Ukrainians in a military school, there were normal guys, I won’t say anything bad about that period, but 25 years have passed, and it remains only to quote:
          "Well, there were people like people, and suddenly all of them became nerds at once. It's a paradox." (c) Brother
  3. Teberii
    Teberii 26 November 2015 10: 55
    +5
    The parodox is clear, everyone promised happiness. Take it and share it. So far the people were going to turn out that everything was already divided, and the rest as you want.
  4. press officer
    press officer 26 November 2015 10: 59
    30
    laughing funny, right up to tears .. what they wanted, they got it .. According to Kiselev: "Coincidence? -I don't think ..."
  5. meronem
    meronem 26 November 2015 10: 59
    -3
    Why empty slander and gloating. What an empty material. Keep face, dear author. And do not litter such opus in.
    1. kotvov
      kotvov 26 November 2015 12: 43
      +9
      Why empty slander and gloating. What an empty material ,,
      and why not laugh? We don’t demand anyone, knives and gilyak. And laughter, he reassures.
  6. rf xnumx
    rf xnumx 26 November 2015 11: 01
    14
    Bounced off and on?
    1. hydrox
      hydrox 26 November 2015 11: 30
      +8
      We didn’t bounce, but took a timeout.
      Now they’re going to Cry (or take a break?) ... and they’ll jump on.
      What, nowhere else?
      And they don't need to go further, they will ride in a circle ... for "Hto ne skache, that b!" laughing
  7. Stiletto
    Stiletto 26 November 2015 11: 01
    +8
    How is political prostitution different from ordinary? On the example of Urkaina we see that nothing ...
    1. Senior manager
      Senior manager 26 November 2015 15: 37
      +1
      Do not insult the ancient profession, do not twist it, for this there is another word in the Russian language, admins know it.
  8. alex-pmr
    alex-pmr 26 November 2015 11: 02
    +8
    The most interesting thing is that this is no longer funny. This is real reality.
  9. Vladimir71
    Vladimir71 26 November 2015 11: 03
    15
    No matter how, after a certain period of time, this territory "Ukraine" has to be connected with the cattle that were brought up on it, after all, there is absolutely no desire to support their own huge investments with nothing but several tens of millions of unreliable and often corrupt citizens.
    1. Ironmaniac
      Ironmaniac 26 November 2015 11: 31
      +6
      Everything is simple, it is necessary to sort on the basis of who is not jumping, that is! Steeds in the geyropu!
    2. SANAY
      SANAY 26 November 2015 11: 57
      +6
      God forbid! We didn’t need dill before, but now, after the betrayal and even more so!
      1. Boa kaa
        Boa kaa 26 November 2015 14: 44
        +8
        Quote: SANAY
        God forbid! We didn’t need dill before, but now, after the betrayal and even more so!

        I think this is an erroneous opinion ... a look, so to speak, from one's swamp!
        It turns out that the States and Germany need it, they are already drooling, but we don’t !? fool
        The kitchen probably came to this conclusion, in the best traditions of the stagnant period. Oh well...
        I suggest: get off the couch, read political scientists, philosophers - maybe then you will rise above the ordinary to the level of Russia's geostrategic tasks. (This is where "politicians by countries play poker").
        Yes, it is disgusting and insulting to tears that the Slavic people were so duped and cheated! In a word: They pissed away the country ... Once upon a time, the "Gaidarites" were - they sold the wealth of the Motherland for a pittance, enriched themselves as best they could. (There is no time for other countries when you hamster at the state feeder!)
        But to give Ukraine to the camp of our enemies means to lose completely, and the WWII results too!
        Now the GDP says that we will be glad to see a neutral (better friendly) prosperous Ukraine. Outside the blocks. But not for this, the Americans strained with the Maidans, burned Odessa and bombed the hands of the law enforcement officers of the Donbass. They will do everything to drag the square to their camp. Make her an enemy of Russia.
        Therefore, the struggle for the once fraternal Slavic country "bitten by a mad dog amerskoy crap" is still ahead!
        A type approach: "Kemskaya volost !? - Yes, take it away, business!" (C) - will not do. These are not the times to part with your vital interests for a bottle of alcohol!
        The struggle for the return of Ukraine to the Slavic area is yet to come!
        It is necessary (definitely!) To change the top. Years 20-30 refocus Svidomo consciousness to normal, human. It is difficult and troublesome, but no one will do it for us. Americans, of course, will scam and incite zapadentsev and Bandera shortcomings ... but a sense of self-preservation of a healthy part of the people should prevail over the paranoid nonsense of today's rulers.
        IMHO.
        1. BARKHAN
          BARKHAN 28 November 2015 20: 07
          +7
          Well, yes, well, yes ... it is political scientists and philosophers who will pay for this banquet out of their own pockets ... And you personally, how do you imagine sorting into loyalists and not? Fill out the questionnaire? Or pronounce "g"? Do you personally communicate with Do you see in them a desire to become a region in the Russian Federation? Or the same "union" as Belarus?
          I agree to reforging 20-30 years, only not as part of Russia. I do not want to pay Poroshenko, nickname and Yatsenyuk out of my pocket for pensions ...
          About 15 years ago in your proposal there would still be some sort of sense ... Now this is impossible. We were late.
          Even if politicians try to shove Svidomites to our necks, let them put this idea into a referendum with a list of all the pros and cons ... Let the people of Russia decide, not temporary politicians.
          Personally, I am opposed. Communicated. Enough.
        2. Stena
          Stena 28 November 2015 21: 59
          +1
          Quote: Boa constrictor KAA
          It is necessary (definitely!) To change the top. Years 20-30 refocus Svidomo consciousness to normal, human. It is difficult and troublesome, but no one will do it for us. Americans, of course, will scam and incite zapadentsev and Bandera shortcomings ... but a sense of self-preservation of a healthy part of the people should prevail over the paranoid nonsense of today's rulers.

          Dreams Dreams. They say that if you want to build a paradise on earth, start with yourself. Until we do well, climbing into some other places is at least surprising. And to do well at home is a task for 50 years, or even more. Regards, AKC.
  10. Russian Uzbek
    Russian Uzbek 26 November 2015 11: 06
    +7
    the classic Country of Fools where everyone is looking for the Field of Miracles ...
  11. Mikhail m
    Mikhail m 26 November 2015 11: 07
    -29 qualifying.
    The author has beguiled the people and the government. Minus article. Humor is in the form of jokes, and the satire is lost.
    1. SANAY
      SANAY 26 November 2015 12: 00
      +9
      Something I did not understand your hints about the people and the government. Explain if not difficult.
      1. revnagan
        revnagan 26 November 2015 18: 22
        -1
        Quote: SANAY
        Explain if not difficult.

        It’s easy. The government eats meat. The people eat kapasta. On average, everyone eats cabbage rolls. The government does not understand the discontent of the people who eat cabbage rolls. Is that clear?
        1. BARKHAN
          BARKHAN 28 November 2015 20: 09
          +6

          "It's easy. The government eats meat. The people eat cabbage rolls. On average, everyone eats cabbage rolls. The government does not understand the discontent of the people eating cabbage rolls. So
          understandably?"

          And the people, by the way, choose this government.
          1. Andrey Yuryevich
            Andrey Yuryevich 28 November 2015 20: 16
            +4
            Quote: Barkhan

            "It's easy. The government eats meat. The people eat cabbage rolls. On average, everyone eats cabbage rolls. The government does not understand the discontent of the people eating cabbage rolls. So
            understandably?"

            And the people, by the way, choose this government.
            a funny oxymoron is taking shape by colleagues ... I can only add: if the elections had decided something, they would have been banned for a long time. hi
            1. BARKHAN
              BARKHAN 28 November 2015 21: 42
              +5
              And it seems to me that the great protoukry have not yet reached the bottom ... They still hold on to the reserves of subcutaneous fat. And they can hold on for a long time. They are still waiting for "what will come after us, and scratch behind our ears" ... Only now they do not know. that they don't fucking need anyone. Not in any form. Neither in the European, nor in the democratic ... And it will take a long time to swim in an ice-hole in the form of an unsinkable k ... shki. We must leave them alone, in complete peace. Otherwise it seems to them What they mean, what they mean. The Ukrainians, as always, wanted to outwit everyone, but they outwitted only themselves ...
    2. Valentine
      Valentine 26 November 2015 12: 17
      +4
      It is this Ukrainian government that orders this Ukrainian people to shoot at their own (now not their own) people in Donbass, which this Ukrainian people is doing, killing old people, women and children, crippling them mentally and physically. So who is the "people"? Those who are in "quiet and smooth", warm and in "cafes", or those who sit under fire in damp, without heat and light, without water and food, basements?
      1. revnagan
        revnagan 26 November 2015 18: 25
        -3
        Quote: Valentine
        what does this Ukrainian people do and kill old people, women and children

        That you sho? And the fact that not a single wave of "mogilization" was carried out for conscripts does not mean anything? "People" are killing the people of Donbass? This is a twist!
    3. kotvov
      kotvov 26 November 2015 12: 45
      +3
      The author has beguiled the people and the government. ,,
      yeah, at least 50%, fits this category of horses, if not more.
    4. viktorMinskiy
      viktorMinskiy 28 November 2015 21: 43
      0
      Here I am about it ...
    5. dali
      dali 29 November 2015 02: 21
      +1
      Quote: Mikhail M
      The author has beguiled the people and the government. Minus article. Humor is in the form of jokes, and the satire is lost.
      Recently, an article was published by one resident of Ukraine (one of the slightly normal ones), as he told the impressions of his foreign friend. So he asked how so, what did they do that they could unite the people and the authorities in Ukraine ?! And you say beguiled ...
  12. anderles66
    anderles66 26 November 2015 11: 08
    +2
    Cool. Only they saw the part of feeding the rest of the world in the early 90s, and not in 2013.
  13. Metallurgist
    Metallurgist 26 November 2015 11: 08
    37
    Bitter, gentlemen, bitterly.
    But you can’t refuse it, close your eyes and ... forget it. No, that’s not so.
    After the collapse of the USSR, when the Russian Federation took over all the long time the former country, all the former republics came out without debt. Evolve. A few more years were robbed, but there are no other words, Russia, without introducing its national currencies. And the whole financial burden fell on Russia.
    Now we have to figure everything out who owes us much, and ... and present an invoice for payment. And to tear off this money, even if for this you have to put half of the population of each country into the organs.
    Will you be cruel? Yes! Cruel!
    But we must once and for all show to everyone, to the whole world - we have been taught for a long time, and now we have learned. Now we present a bill for unborn children, for premature death of retired veterans. For the poverty and hunger of 90's. For that hatred. with which the Russians were expelled from the former republics. For the pogrom, for everything.
    You know, whoever "sang about brothers" to me, but my children are closer and dearer to me than the children of "former fellow citizens". And once a clear division has been made into “ours” and everyone else, we must defend our own interests, our own state, our children.
    Say that this is fascism? Maybe so. But I also want to understand the grandchildren, and if we are a bit of a mess, then we will lose our children.
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 26 November 2015 11: 35
      11
      Quote: Metallurg
      Bitter, gentlemen, bitterly.

      Right! Now they are reporting on TV that “the DPR bandits fired at themselves from hailstones, so that later they could blame everything on the Armed Forces of Ukraine! belay But we will not succumb to provocations ... "but where is it! The snow fell ... so good ... those that were called up in the summer, sit in tents, trying to build something hot from the family sent ... Fig them smoke from there.
      Meanwhile, a "battle" is underway in BP to dismiss Yatsenyuk and his government over corruption. They say openly that the "prime minister" is the main thief, oh, sorry, a corrupt official. Well, well ... by the evening we'll see how it ends.
    2. Valentine
      Valentine 26 November 2015 12: 37
      +3
      You, Metallurg, are very, very right. The States have neither friends nor brothers, but we have a dime a dozen of them, of course. And how many knives will we get from them in the back, like from Ukraine, Bulgaria, Turkey, nobody not known. We urgently need to occupy a "perimeter defense", to lower the "iron curtain", to trade with India and China, not to have new "brothers" and "partners", to work for the good of our Motherland, but not for our pocket
      our high-ranking thieves-bankers-oligarchs. The times are coming vague, and, besides ourselves, no one will help us.
      1. revnagan
        revnagan 26 November 2015 18: 37
        +4
        Quote: Valentine
        You, Metallurg, are very, very right. The States have no friends or brothers

        Oh, come on. As soon as the States "cut" aid to Israel, and the latter immediately showed the owner his teeth, sending him on her erotic journey. The States stopped bashing Turkey, she started kicking, like there is a policy of its own. The same Pakistan. So I licked the States have stopped dripping denyuzhki because of a puddle, and friendship is over. Yes, it is all over the world. The superpower either bills for loyalty, or puts its "lured" government at the head of the country as a vassal. By the way, the States have now done on Ukraine. The example of Yanukovych taught them nothing.
    3. revnagan
      revnagan 26 November 2015 18: 29
      0
      Quote: Metallurg
      A few more years were robbed, and there are no other words, Russia, without introducing its national currencies. And the whole financial burden fell on Russia.

      And who is to blame? Who allowed? Who gave money, hoping to buy the newly-minted elites? Or did the population of the newly-minted states pester Rossi-plati with a knife to their throats? It was the price of loyalty of the newly-minted elites, and that’s all. And this price was paid Voluntarily.
    4. Travian
      Travian 27 November 2015 08: 34
      0
      it’s not fascism. It’s pragmatics. only their interests are how the Anglo-Saxons do it. I remember the 90s, and I don’t want to repeat them. And whoever brother or friend let them decide we don’t give a shit about it.
    5. BARKHAN
      BARKHAN 28 November 2015 20: 27
      +5
      And what does fascism have to do with it? You correctly described everything. I will subscribe to each line hi .
      I’ll just add a little ... Somehow, they don’t take into account that over the years of independence, the new generation has grown not only in the former republics, but also in Russia itself. And this generation does not understand at all what it should be in proto-ukrainian ... , which incidentally should it drag on the hump of insane ...
      And please, nobody needs to compare Ukraine with the Crimea. The Crimea stretches with all its soul to us, Ukraine is from us.
      You just need to let them go. They have every right to live independently, so let them live.
    6. beer-youk
      beer-youk 29 November 2015 01: 31
      0
      Entirely and completely agree! I subscribe to your every word! Stop making excuses and kicking back - it's time to go on the offensive !!!
  14. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 26 November 2015 11: 09
    20
    When the monuments of Lenin ended in Ukraine, the great and powerful people began to bring down pillars.
  15. brasist
    brasist 26 November 2015 11: 09
    +9
    Of course it’s sad, but Ukraine itself is to blame for getting into such a thing, sometimes I call my relatives and acquaintances from an independent place now the conversation is not on such elevated tones, but about forty percent still think that Russia blocked their path to happiness in Europe and when you tell them that for free they don’t feed offended anywhere and hang up. So in their opinion it turns out that we are to blame for all the troubles.
  16. Petruha
    Petruha 26 November 2015 11: 10
    +6
    I completely agree with the author!
  17. meriem1
    meriem1 26 November 2015 11: 12
    +3
    How cruel laughing And by the "brothers" ... Right on target ... but they will not appreciate. Riding is easier than thinking and analyzing the situation.
  18. Baloo
    Baloo 26 November 2015 11: 14
    +9
    Smiled, thanks to the author. One thing upsets people what is it? What about children?
    I can see from my couch this way: the eggs from Porosenko deliberately, consistently and purposefully destroy the economy of Ukraine, drive it into default in order to sell cheaper to themselves including the land of Ukraine after 2017. For this, unbearable conditions are created for people to either escape from the country or die.
    According to the plan of the Soros Foundation (the Banderkrainian government is half of those trained in the Soros funds), Ukraine needs 7-8 million people to service the territory. But do those whose profession is Ukraine understand this? fool
    1. Prince Bulls
      Prince Bulls 26 November 2015 11: 21
      +2
      the people are worthy of their rulers, if their Maidan was really organized by the people (and not by the Americans) then let them gather the crowd again and wash all this foam out of power
      1. revnagan
        revnagan 26 November 2015 18: 41
        0
        Quote: Prince Bykov
        the people are worthy of their rulers,

        What a true remark! Here on the site we agree with this.
        http://topwar.ru/86733-kto-vinovat-v-rossiyskih-problemah.html#comment-id-526788
        6
  19. EFA
    EFA 26 November 2015 11: 14
    +6
    The essence of Dill is this:
  20. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 26 November 2015 11: 15
    +5
    Thanks for the good jokes. It is not for nothing that they say that a joke is an event taken from real life.
  21. dchegrinec
    dchegrinec 26 November 2015 11: 15
    +5
    The most interesting thing is that he will never understand that they screwed up! They will continue to sit on the baland, darn socks and scold everyone who lives better. And until Russia educates a new generation there on its ideology, we will not fix them. And before that it seems like before the moon on foot.
  22. Prince Bulls
    Prince Bulls 26 November 2015 11: 18
    +7
    What can I say, the worst thing for them now is if they are forgotten, so let's just simply forget about Ukraine))) let them wriggle like snakes in a frying pan, which they aspire to and come to (and this place is dark, damp, cramped and there it smells really bad)
  23. sgr291158
    sgr291158 26 November 2015 11: 23
    +5
    Honestly, let them do what they want. Something is already stuck in the teeth of this dill.
  24. nagel_Oz
    nagel_Oz 26 November 2015 11: 25
    +6
    The thieving country, the thieving government, everything that happens to them, the chain of the former big freebie that broke off, and incredible anger at it ... with all that it implies
    The country was essentially flawed (living at the expense of the Kremlin’s supportive supervision), under Khrushchev, Brezhnev, and Kravchuk, it was a priority, with the tacit consent of the former communist celestials, it was selling weapons, plundering its armed forces, believing in its exceptionality it was confronted with reality - they were, to hell with no one needed, except for black soil and Black Sea ports. And pay by default, which is not far off December
  25. Dezinto
    Dezinto 26 November 2015 11: 26
    10
    Who is too lazy to fuck with ukromir - do not watch the video:

    But I wasn’t too lazy and looked - fucked up just great! )))

    1. Milana
      Milana 28 November 2015 23: 02
      +1
      This video is just a stupor. I did not even immediately understand what it really is.
      This is real nonsense. How can this be taken seriously.
      Just some parallel worlds. Well, and dill ...
  26. Mr shrek
    Mr shrek 26 November 2015 11: 27
    +7
    In Ukraine, seismic weapons have been adopted: the military dance “Who the hell, hell”. Already only during tests from Ukraine the Crimea fell off.

    This is a battle hopak!))
    Good article, such a spiritual)))
  27. gg.na
    gg.na 26 November 2015 11: 27
    +4
    Yes-ah-ah-ahhhh !!! wassat Country 404 !!! lol
  28. Hell's Angel
    Hell's Angel 26 November 2015 11: 27
    +2
    But the dill are yelling that NASA is going to Yuzhmash and now they will develop their space program. Read what they write "el murid" and "evil Odessa"! Russia can only cry with fear and envy.
  29. Naval
    Naval 26 November 2015 11: 27
    10
    Country 404, nothing, including brains!
  30. BOB044
    BOB044 26 November 2015 11: 31
    +3
    A complete complication with the brain, and all living in this country. fool
  31. samoletil18
    samoletil18 26 November 2015 11: 32
    11
    - "Blow up, Mykola, yak m ... do they call pyvo!"
    - Yak?
    - PIIIVO! Would calm down! ”- Soviet joke.
    Conversation with a friend's mom (Ukrainian) in the 80s:
    - And why in Ukraine they love so much fat?
    - Nobody likes. All meat was taken to Russia, only lard remained. That's used to it.
    The soil has long been depleted.
  32. Algetxnumx
    Algetxnumx 26 November 2015 11: 33
    +6
    Quote: Mikhail M
    The author has beguiled the people and the government.

    And that the government fell out of the sky for them, they chose it, and that means they must answer everyone. Everything, the "brotherly" people ended, there was only "dill" left.
  33. Alexnder
    Alexnder 26 November 2015 11: 35
    +9
    Meanwhile, Yatsenyuk forbids buying gas from us !!! They don’t supply us with a type for not paying, but we don’t buy it ourselves!
    The logic is unique!
    The next step will be declared after default, the IMF does not give us loans, we don’t take loans ourselves!
  34. Wolka
    Wolka 26 November 2015 11: 37
    +7
    how many anectodes for Ukrainians do not come up with, and he is a crest in Africa and crest, only a side view ...
  35. mpzss
    mpzss 26 November 2015 11: 43
    +7
    found an interesting article here, on the Internet:
    [media = http: //h.ua/story/406378/]
    read and laugh at how ukroistoriki see the history of Ukraine!
    this item made me laugh at all!
    "The beginning of the XI century
    1014 - 1019
    In Kiev - civil strife. Relations between Svyatopolk and Yaroslav are clarified - the sons of Prince Vladimir Krasno Solnyshko (that was his name then, today - they call him First, Holy, and Equal to the Apostles). Yaroslav was in Novgorod and for several years had been organizing turmoil against his father, and after the death of Vladimir in 1015, he entered the fray for the throne with his brothers. In this war, Boris and Gleb died. Svyatopolk was helped by the Poles, and Yaroslav enlisted the support of the Varangians. The result is known: Yaroslav remained in history as the Wise, Svyatopolk as the Cursed, and Boris and Gleb became the Holy Great Martyrs. Although, who killed them - Svyatopolk or Yaroslav - historians still argue ...
    Undoubtedly, a new era has begun: Christianity was established, fixed laws appeared, the country seemed to be involved in the general civilization process. And it is important to note that in the era of Yaroslav the Wise, this process was clearly focused on Europe! Although the embryo of problems in the form of Byzantine priests, undoubtedly, was present ... "


    Read more: http://h.ua/story/406378/#ixzz3saL2O4Ln
    it just turns out that the Varangians are Europeans, and the Poles don’t understand who ... In general, the Ukrainians wanted to go to Europe already in 1000 ...
  36. walrus-a
    walrus-a 26 November 2015 11: 49
    +2
    It would be funny if it were not so sad! The most interesting thing is that so that we don’t say, but don’t glue and don’t sew it ...
  37. iv-nord
    iv-nord 26 November 2015 11: 53
    +8
    I live in Siberia and I think that there are Ukrainians - in particular two at my entrance, in Russia there are many of them and in Ukraine there are many. And there is for sure - dill, a serious form of the disease.
  38. nivander
    nivander 26 November 2015 11: 53
    11
    Urukhai have to pay for their camping out. This is because Ukrov tanks drove around South Ossetia, Ukrov Krazy was thrown by the rodent army during a stampede, this is the calculations of the 156th Air Defense Regiment, the Ukrainians beat our planes. This Ukrov karate tried to prevent our fleet from going into battle the campaign for Saakashville’s skin and the burden of ukrov’s sins since 2005 has become simply unbearable — and let this absurd state disappear or fall apart --- I will repay
  39. Al_oriso
    Al_oriso 26 November 2015 12: 19
    0
    Funny of course.
    You just have to laugh at the leaders of the country, they deserve it.
    Ordinary people have nothing to do with propaganda, anyone can twist the brains of anyone.
    1. viktorMinskiy
      viktorMinskiy 28 November 2015 21: 33
      0
      Even the GDP says this .... that it is necessary to separate the people and the government ....
  40. Valentine
    Valentine 26 November 2015 13: 17
    0
    Now the matter is not in the Ukrainians. Now it is in the Galicians, this new-old nation
    , which rapidly, due to its warlike nature, spreads and assimilates with the soft, benevolent, submissive Ukrainian branch of the Russian people. It is like the Tatar-Mongol invasion of Russia, and its consequences.
    1. andrew42
      andrew42 26 November 2015 14: 20
      +5
      Something too confused. Galicia-Volyn isolation is a thousand years old, and now the representatives of this relic will finally burn out at the junction of the conflict of super-ethnic groups. Because they chose the wrong side, joined the enemies of their kind, "like hungry dogs." No, "dill" is a purely Central Ukrainian phenomenon, there is the area of ​​its formation. This is the Soviet Kiev region with the surrounding regions, plus a "graft" in the form of the classic shtetl traditions of Vinnitsa-Berdichev-Zhitomir and other features of the well-known settled life. Such a hybrid was born, which took from both the Slavs and the Jews their worst features. In nature, such individuals are not viable, but there it is at the physical level, and here it is a stereotype of behavior, supported by a genetic "set". Greed, envy and cunning combined with slovenliness, irresponsibility and cowardice.
  41. prawdawsegda
    prawdawsegda 26 November 2015 13: 19
    +3
    I especially liked the seismic weapon! Soon they will begin to fall off in areas and we will forget the word Ukraine. I’m afraid that the poor dill will have to be renamed to some kind of pinnacle.
  42. ARES623
    ARES623 26 November 2015 13: 29
    +6
    Dill! You just do not miss Senya. So far, he has been frightening you with Russia; he has reigned $ 1 billion for himself. Notice from your pockets. And so dashing that you do not understand a damn thing.
    You to-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and----------on-and-on !! As the last losharikov lit. Your APU is poor because your money is in the accounts of Senya (and his team) and Petya (and his team), but you, almost 40 million, are not his team. While Ukrainian political scientists are tearing soles out of Kiev, Senya draws up a charter for Canada. And he will fly away without an answer for all sins, if you allow him to. And you are the police, the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and just the citizens of Ukraine, angry and hungry. One pity you won’t read it. For this, the information fence between us has been built by your leaders.
  43. Zomanus
    Zomanus 26 November 2015 14: 06
    +5
    And it seems to me that we just spoiled Ukraine.
    If for the Caucasus and Central Asia the freemen ended after the Russian genocide,
    then we pitied and supported Ukraine always, even to the detriment of ourselves.
    And what of a spoiled child grows up?
    So it has grown.
    And he began to test us for strength.
    And that forbade it. He’ll shoot him there, he’ll burn him there.
    And he waits for us to ring on his ears to run to complain.
    And we do not knock. We look and remember.
    And child, everything enters into a rage ... Already openly destroy what
    what to destroy is simply dangerous for everyone around.
    And most likely it will end with the fact that it will destroy everything and
    several new territories are being formed on the site of Ukraine.
    Which will join the surrounding countries.
    It will only happen after the start of the JV-2.
    So put up with this ugliness at our side for another two years for sure.
  44. Vladimir57
    Vladimir57 26 November 2015 14: 39
    +7
    Bon voyage Dill! hi
  45. gladysheff2010
    gladysheff2010 26 November 2015 15: 28
    +6
    Quote: Al_oriso
    Ordinary people have nothing to do with propaganda, anyone can twist the brains of anyone.

    No one has ever canceled self-education, but if, to please the crowd of stupid and power-hungry chuvyrl with machine guns in their hands, go out into the street, feed it from their hands, and even howl towards Russia, then the diploma lying in the chest of drawers does not help, for it does not there is a problem in it. But all this was in the capital city of Kiev, where "advanced" oh, how many ... there were ... request ! hi
  46. v.yegorov
    v.yegorov 26 November 2015 18: 07
    +2
    Simply put, spoiled the Ukrainians, who are in the center and in the west of Ukraine. And there and so, geographically and historically, conditions are much better than the average in Russia. And what of the spoiled it turns out? Well, that got thievish dill for our money and with the help of sworn partners.

    The devil knows, because these gas frauds were almost openly going on, as a result of which Ukraine received hundreds of billions of dollars for free, and no one was hurt,
    except for Mrs. Yulia. But in the end, all the secret becomes apparent, and all those who
    robbed our homeland, will receive a reward for their deeds. Hopefully in our lifetime.
  47. proletarian
    proletarian 27 November 2015 00: 35
    0
    Relax and watch, will there still be roofing felts?
  48. Dock
    Dock 28 November 2015 04: 10
    +2
    Respect Alexander! Especially about the seismic weapon, he smiled, during the test of which not only the Crimea fell off, but also the Donetsk Lugansk regions are falling off too! They now do not jump and start to do what they did not do before, start to THINK!
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      Kindzadza 28 November 2015 21: 42
      -2
      Freshly baked hohlotroll? You are most likely not here; you need a censor on the fecal garbage dump.
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