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Tricky comments. About the cat, or ladies and gentlemen, I'm just a bastard!

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But I want to start with a cat. With an ordinary cat. All Russians are aware of what a normal cat does when it has nothing to do. Sometimes I really want to quote this addition to our foreign "partners". And bring this cat as an example. It would be like saving material resources, and less would be a loss in public opinion.


Tricky comments. About the cat, or ladies and gentlemen, I'm just a bastard!


The UK and its allies are conducting a naval operation to search for an alleged Russian submarine off the coast of Scotland ... Allegedly, a Russian submarine was spotted in the area about 10 (!!!) days ago ...

Cat? He, darling.

It may be clear to the cat that even if ten days ago a submarine flashed off the coast of Scotland (that there is no Russian, no one else, yet?), Then its current location is very, very far from the Scottish shores. Provided that the crew of the boat is not recruited from among the patients of a madhouse.

Well, what, tell me, will the professional crew of the submarine lie quietly on the ground and wait for it to be found? But in the English admiralty for some reason, we are sure that the boat of the 10 days is just waiting for the moment of its discovery.

It is noted that in search of the British the fleet assist anti-submarine aircraft of the naval forces of Canada and France. Because there are none. The budget does not pull.

It is reported that the alleged task of the Russian submarine may be spying on the Trident nuclear complex, which consists of four nuclear submarines of the country.

Admiralty, what to tell you about your "Vangardy"? Is there something that you do not know, and vice versa? Yes, we all know. Even the fact that you have 4 boats, and three nuclear deterrent forces. There was also not enough money to equip the fourth with “tridents”.

And what, one wonders, is the sea a balmouth? Apparently, the aggravation at the end of the autumn has such an effect. Dvizhuhi ponavodit, wave foam. Seething activity portray ...

Here, by the way, about imitation of vigorous activity. "Charles de Gaulle" arrived, after all, in the Mediterranean Sea to fight ISIS. Doubts were, I will not hide. It hurts him so ... sad in terms of trouble-free operation. But here, got. It is clear that Peremoga went.

Naturally, Hollande spoke to the media in a very bright and loud way.

"We have decided that we will continue to strike, and they will be more intense. We will choose targets, the defeat of which will allow the Islamic State to inflict maximum damage - our aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle is capable of delivering powerful blows."

Oh yeah! All six attack aircraft on board. It will be a compelling blow. Well, about the "choice of targets for inflicting ISIL maximum damage" - this is Khan, apparently, not only for excavators, but also for trenchers. Final and irrevocable.

In short, tremble, LIH! The French are coming!

More precisely, they came. Win, of course. To then "at the checkout" to be. As in World War II. And this is with all that at home things do not seem to be raked. In a sense, the terrorists in France.

Well, good luck...

Dame, of course, taken to skip ahead, but that's how it happened. The lady, that is, Merkel, is not particularly distinguished. More precisely, distinguished, but crooked.

Sanctions extended for another six months. But not the sanctions that were associated with the Minsk agreements, and the possible withdrawal of which Berlin recently announced. Say, in the case of proper implementation of the Minsk agreements - we will remove. And those that were imposed in connection with the "annexation of the Crimea."

Well, since the Crimean do not cancel, what then suffer with Minsk? Extend! And extended.

Cat? Yes, of course, the cat!

The prayers offered by the Germans over the lifting of the sanctions were not heard. And the prayers of our farmers, that these sanctions continue - completely. Apparently, the Russian peasants and Angels have the same god. But - our suits, and good.

And the fact that Germany has lost two and a half billion euros on sanctions ... well, apparently, a rich country. Can afford this. And continue to persist in losing money. Which, by the way, would be very useful in arranging the "refugees" who actually flooded Germany.

A million "refugees" in Germany - this is not a joke. This is not Russia, where one and a half million arrived our relatives from Ukraine dissolved without sediment. Only we came to us, and in Germany - "theirs". And soon on the traditional German "Guten Tag" at every corner in response you will hear a no less traditional German "Ja, salam alejkum"?

Yes, everyone in this world conducts its policy as it can. Someone calm, someone without special effects can not. Here are just the difference between the special effects can be. When ISIS fuel trucks are burning there, and when they are here, in France or Mali, the same ISIL people sow real panic and death.

You need to think, think well. Especially what will happen tomorrow. If Grandma Merkel has long gone to a house in the village, for a well-deserved rest, then Cameron and Hollande can still do something in their political life.

And do not be like a cat.
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  1. Same lech
    Same lech 24 November 2015 07: 38
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    Well, what, tell me, will the professional crew of the submarine lie quietly on the ground and wait for it to be found? But in the English admiralty for some reason, we are sure that the boat of the 10 days is just waiting for the moment of its discovery.

    Of course, such things do not cause anything but malice in relation to the Anglo-Saxons ...
    you are still on the moon, look for our submarines ... maybe you can also find the Russian air base ....
    although you can’t imagine anything to get money out of taxpayers.
    1. Samaritan
      Samaritan 24 November 2015 07: 49
      22
      Regarding the submarine ... The Swedes searched and spent millions, now the British ... Even RT makes fun of:
      1. Andrey78
        Andrey78 24 November 2015 08: 35
        12
        The Swedes searched, searched and found the Russian submarine "Som". Who is well acquainted with naval history, did not a Russian boat disappear off the coast of Scotland 100 years ago?
        1. bulvas
          bulvas 24 November 2015 09: 14
          +4
          This is not Russia for you, where one and a half million of our relatives from Ukraine disappeared without sediment.


          Not a lot off topic, but in text:

          My friend goes to his mother in Sumy region. He says that at the border from Ukraine, the line of cars to Russia is always 10 times greater than from Russia to Ukraine


          1. Tatyana
            Tatyana 24 November 2015 09: 38
            +4
            From the article
            ... grandmother Merkel is high time in a house in the village, for well-deserved rest

            Merkel will never leave the policy “in the village house”. She has no children - she has no one to go to. She, like the old woman Shapoklyak, will spoil, spoil and spoof the Germans!
            For Merkel, as for M.S. Gorbachev in the collapse of the USSR and the entire socialist system, more important is the well-being not of the Germans themselves as citizens of Germany, but the recognition of its personal authority in the international arena among other peoples and countries. Those. Merkel has his own "master." Therefore, Merkel betrayed the Germans, will betray and will betray. Naturally, not for nothing.
            1. PPD
              PPD 24 November 2015 11: 19
              +4
              There is still need to figure out who Helmut Kohl framed? Is it Merkel?
              Who wrote about "independent steps ... without the" old war horse "?
              That's what her Yankees are holding on a short leash!
              They know something about her!
              Well, it’s clear that ...
              Bravo Germany! With such leaders only straight to victory and to an independent foreign policy, but where else !? laughing
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          3. dog1965
            dog1965 24 November 2015 10: 17
            0
            If the service works faster on the Russian side than on the Ukrainian side, then this is also possible.
    2. 79807420129
      79807420129 24 November 2015 07: 52
      17
      Thank you Roman for the article, I’ve been in a good mood in the morning, but we don’t pay attention to these cats, we just know that it will be so,
    3. cniza
      cniza 24 November 2015 07: 52
      +4
      Quote: The same Lech
      Of course, such things do not cause anything but malice in relation to the Anglo-Saxons ...
      you are still on the moon, look for our submarines ... maybe you can also find the Russian air base ....
      although you can’t imagine anything to get money out of taxpayers.


      You need to think, think well. Especially what will happen tomorrow. If Grandma Merkel has long gone to a house in the village, for a well-deserved rest, then Cameron and Hollande can still do something in their political life.



      Amused in the morning from the heart, but still this desire to have more money for the warriors.
      1. Dembel77
        Dembel77 24 November 2015 08: 01
        +9
        I will add on my own, as it were, an answer to these cats-leaders of the named countries, well, there France, Germany ... "And you, friends, no matter how you sit down, you are not suitable for musicians." We will beat you anyway.
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    5. sherp2015
      sherp2015 24 November 2015 08: 36
      0
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      The same LEKHA (2) Today, 07:38 New
      Well, what, tell me, will the professional crew of the submarine lie quietly on the ground and wait for it to be found? But in the English admiralty for some reason, we are sure that the boat of the 10 days is just waiting for the moment of its discovery.

      Of course, such things do not cause anything but malice in relation to the Anglo-Saxons ...
      you are still on the moon, look for our submarines ... maybe you can also find the Russian air base ....
      although you can’t imagine anything to get money out of taxpayers.


      To each his own ... And to the cat - I ... tsa.
    6. inkass_98
      inkass_98 24 November 2015 08: 42
      +4
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      maybe you can also find a Russian air base.

      I will reveal a terrible secret: in Scotland there is a base of British atomic boats (which is why there was a naughty about the separation of the Scots). So it is not surprising to see a "pidvodny chaven" there, but it can be difficult to determine its affiliation right away. Although English architecture is difficult to confuse with ours, nothing is impossible with the light elves.
      1. Polite Moose
        Polite Moose 24 November 2015 09: 10
        17
        Quote: inkass_98
        but to determine its affiliation can be difficult so immediately. Although English architecture is difficult to confuse with ours, nothing is impossible with the light elves.


        A joke on the identification of submarines:
        There is an English destroyer in the ocean.
        Acoustics (A) Report to Captain: Sir, right below us, our course is an unidentified submarine. Depth 100 ft. It does not respond to requests.
        Captain (K): combat alert !!! Acoustic report every 5 minutes.
        A: Sir, the boat stalled. It stands right below us.
        K: Stop the car. Lower the diver, determine the ownership of the boat.
        Diver Report (B): Sir, the boat seems to be Chinese.
        K: Clarify what "looks like Chinese" means
        Q: The whole building is painted with hieroglyphs.
        K:! Hieroglyphs and Japanese and Korean are. Check boat ownership.
        Q: Sir, the boat seems to be ours. I put a helmet to the case, and there they speak English.
        K:! Half the world speaks English. Or the Russians are disguised. Check boat ownership. Your mother !!!
        Q: Sir, the boat is 100% American.
        K: Where did you get that?
        Q: I knocked, and they opened.
        1. Private Starley
          Private Starley 24 November 2015 12: 36
          +7
          And this is a joke about the friendship of peoples)))

          Pacific Ocean. Depth 100m. American submarine.

          - Sir! It seems we spotted a Russian submarine!
          - Get in touch with them. Invite them to come up so we can
          greet each other and strengthen Russian-American friendship.
          Just let everyone be silent, I will speak, otherwise something is almost wrong with them "5
          - the th torpedo compartment is ready, or !!! "

          Surfaced. The crews are lined up.
          American captain:
          - Hela Rush!
          - What did you say? Hero painted? 5th torpedo compartment getting ready, or ...
    7. the most important
      the most important 24 November 2015 10: 01
      0
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      Well, what, tell me, will the professional crew of the submarine lie quietly on the ground and wait for it to be found? But in the English admiralty for some reason, we are sure that the boat of the 10 days is just waiting for the moment of its discovery.

      Buns were baked, flowers were plucked, champagne was opened ... and they won’t wait until when when ... the beloved guests will come to them!
    8. Corsair
      Corsair 24 November 2015 10: 26
      +3
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      .can also find the Russian air base ....

      bully Did you want to tell the space base? T-sss, this is a military secret, for this you can also get a synchrophasotron annihilator on the head, so we are silent silent
    9. OlegLex
      OlegLex 24 November 2015 19: 19
      0
      People, what are you talking about, it's all so simple! The end of the year, the approval of budgets and the subsequent cut, well, what other threat can you come up with the nuclear submarines? You can’t even see it and you can’t hear it and it’s definitely threatening somewhere, so ALARM Limes, the Russian threat need grandmas to fight back.
  2. izya top
    izya top 24 November 2015 07: 39
    +4
    Great Britain and its allies are conducting a naval operation to find the alleged Russian submarine off the coast of Scotland.
    east wind request from Sweden through Holland puffed out yes
  3. Throw
    Throw 24 November 2015 07: 40
    25
    Our cats are better! bully
    1. the most important
      the most important 24 November 2015 10: 04
      +3
      Quote: Lance
      Our cats are better!

      You are absolutely right!!
    2. WUA 518
      WUA 518 24 November 2015 10: 26
      +7
      Quote: Lance
      Our cats are better!

      Is it not a descendant? laughing
  4. Ayujak
    Ayujak 24 November 2015 07: 41
    21
    Yes, the cat is funny. I recalled a joke from the Yankees:
    "Why cat leaks it's balls?
    Because it can "
    Translation:
    "Why is the cat licking its balls?
    Because he can " smile
  5. EvgNik
    EvgNik 24 November 2015 07: 44
    +9
    Prayers offered by the Germans over the lifting of sanctions were not heard
    Apparently they prayed to the wrong god. Black.
  6. Neophyte
    Neophyte 24 November 2015 07: 44
    +4
    A Gallic rooster proudly raised a comb, that is, an equivalent blow for a terrorist attack in Paris? Moreover, some of our experts spoke about the revival of the Normandie-Niemen in the presence of such "tiny" forces against ISIS!
    1. EvgNik
      EvgNik 24 November 2015 08: 14
      10
      Quote: Neophyte
      spoke about the revival of the "Normandy-Niemen"

      So what is "Normandie-Niemen" on the scale of WWII? Over the entire period of its existence, 2 pilots passed through it, made 96 combat missions, destroyed 5240 enemy aircraft. A drop in the sea. And already painted: almost dominance in the air. It's the same now. In the West, the victories of our aviation will be attributed to lovers of oysters and frogs.
      1. Good me
        Good me 24 November 2015 08: 31
        +8
        Quote: EvgNik
        So what is "Normandie-Niemen" on the scale of WWII? Over the entire period of its existence, 2 pilots passed through it, made 96 combat missions, destroyed 5240 enemy aircraft. A drop in the sea. And already painted: almost dominance in the air.


        And who, in fact, revealed to the wide world public the very fact of the existence of this unit in the ranks of the USSR Air Force, which participated in the WWII on our side as an element of the anti-Hitler coalition?

        WE ! Then the USSR, publishing books about the squadron, making films ...

        In the west, in France itself, this episode of the World War is practically not known and not remembered.
        For them, closer and more understandable, the participation of this unit in the colonial war in Indochina, where it (squadron "Normandie-Niemen"), "distinguished itself" in the attack on Vietnamese villages.
      2. sso-xnumx
        sso-xnumx 24 November 2015 08: 40
        +4
        Quote: EvgNik
        So what is "Normandie-Niemen" on the scale of WWII? ..... A drop in the sea. And already painted: almost dominance in the air.

        They would have a movie about how the crew of the Polish tank won the 2 World War to see ..... That's where the steepness .....
        1. Good me
          Good me 24 November 2015 08: 57
          +5
          Quote: sso-250659
          They would have a movie about how the crew of the Polish tank won the 2 World War to see ..... That's where the steepness .....


          An understanding of a particular feature film, literary work, is based on the basis of knowledge about the subject of the story.

          The Western viewer (reader) does not have this basis, or it is replaced by false concepts.

          The same thing, sadly not to say, happened with the mass of our youth. That's about someone to take care of ...
      3. ARES623
        ARES623 24 November 2015 08: 49
        +5
        But somehow shyly the cockerel kept silent about the 20 French who fought in the Waffen-SS, about the 000 French captured by the Red Army. And so, quite such an "anti-fascist" democratic state, with a decent history, full of betrayals and murders of civilians ... ;-))))
      4. Lelek
        Lelek 24 November 2015 12: 55
        +3
        Quote: EvgNik
        In the West, the victories of our aircraft will be attributed to lovers of oysters and frogs.


        And the devil is with them. As our great one said: "They received praise and slander indifferently and do not dispute a fool."
        If only our guys could manage without losses, and they CAN WORK - not to borrow, to become. yes
  7. mamont5
    mamont5 24 November 2015 07: 45
    12
    "Oh yes! With all six attack aircraft on board. It will be an irresistible blow. Well, about" choosing targets for inflicting maximum damage on ISIS "- this is Khan, apparently, not only for excavators, but also for trenchers."

    That's it, and I'm about the same. As it turned out, they do not use it. In short, another window dressing.

    "And the prayers of our agrarians for these sanctions to continue - quite. Apparently, the Russian peasants and Angels have the same god."

    And mine too. smile It has long been known that the Russians are the grandchildren of God.
  8. bronik
    bronik 24 November 2015 07: 45
    +9
    Most of all this cat loves Parashenko, well, and his pocket Rada.
    For the article is big +.
    1. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets 24 November 2015 07: 55
      +5
      Quote: bronik
      loves parashenko

      Poroshenko is the most important cat, he loves to lick his ..., well, and strangers at the same time. yes
  9. Taygerus
    Taygerus 24 November 2015 07: 48
    +4
    What is there to be surprised, the guys are working, as they were working on the orders of Fashington, and no one was going to lift the sanctions, at least they would have found other reasons, and even if they were raging in their Europe, they still had everything ahead, they themselves complicated their lives, so let raking now
  10. starshina pv
    starshina pv 24 November 2015 07: 49
    +2
    what should they think? America has thought of everything for them, for a long time ahead ....
    1. tommy717
      tommy717 24 November 2015 07: 57
      +2
      To paraphrase one well-known film: "Everything has already been invented before (for) us."
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  11. V.ic
    V.ic 24 November 2015 07: 51
    10
    Remake of the Russian ditty:
    Obama got up on the porch
    Scratch yourself yay ..
    Looks: netuti ..tsa
    And so he fell off the porch!
    1. demo
      demo 24 November 2015 08: 30
      +2
      How did you paraphrase the politically correct Russian ditty!
      I envied talent.
    2. Koshak
      Koshak 24 November 2015 18: 02
      0
      to heap:

      Standing politician on the porch
      with facial expression.
      Expresses that face -
      than sit on the porch. wassat
  12. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 24 November 2015 07: 51
    +3
    And there’s also a omen of the people: when the cat is washed for a long time, wait for the guests. So, no matter how they would lick something else.
    1. ia-ai00
      ia-ai00 24 November 2015 09: 34
      +1
      Duc and so already "licked" themselves, but "I do not want" at all ... And it looks like GeyroPeytsy, in the near future, will themselves be looking for a "safe haven", where to "visit" to go. They licked the "guests" not for a day, but for the rest of their lives, and not only their own, but also their children and grandchildren. fool
  13. Wedmak
    Wedmak 24 November 2015 07: 52
    +4
    Oh yeah! All six attack aircraft on board.

    Well what are you right. There is also 18 Rafaley there! Strong is strong! I am really very interested in two questions: how much will these decks take ammunition? Will there be video hits like our MO?
    For reporting, so to speak. And then it seems to me that these paddles will imitate frantic activity, but in fact a couple of bulldozers and a gasoline truck accidentally hit by a bomb will be destroyed.
    When the cock pecked for the ass, everything stirred, where was this brave cavalry before?
    1. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 24 November 2015 08: 04
      0
      Oh yeah! All six attack aircraft on board. It will be a compelling blow. Well, about the "choice of targets for inflicting ISIL maximum damage" - this is Khan, apparently, not only for excavators, but also for trenchers. Final and irrevocable.

      In short, tremble, LIH! The French are coming!
      of course ... the French aircraft carrier "De Gaulle" is funny, not like our "Kuznetsov" ... (sarcasm)
      1. Wedmak
        Wedmak 24 November 2015 08: 20
        +4
        And I didn’t say that it was funny. Ours does not climb there. And how much French will be there is also unknown. This they say 4 of the month, but ammunition and fuel enough?
        In my opinion, this is all a flashy action, that's all. It’s necessary to somehow avenge Paris, the Russians won the answer for their plane. The Parisians wouldn’t understand if the French Navy would sit straight. Because they don’t have strategists, and shooting KR from submarines is very expensive.
        But I would understand if they relocated a bunch of planes to one of the NATO bases and from there with full combat load flew to bomb. And then ... decks, how much does he take there? 2-4 tons, considering the distance to the target? And who will he drop these 2-3 bombs on? For a couple of fuel trucks at a time? Not expensive? The final conclusion is ostentatiousness.
    2. WUA 518
      WUA 518 24 November 2015 08: 38
      +8
      When in Europe they are looking for another Russian submarine, somewhere in Russia a boy laughs merrily!
  14. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 24 November 2015 07: 59
    +7
    I read it with interest, thank you. But the irony is soft, it could have been tougher with "partners". They deserve it.
    1. Vladimir71
      Vladimir71 24 November 2015 08: 38
      +3
      These are precisely they who are partners not only ours, here they can’t even be called interlocutors in one mug screaming neither listening to logic nor arguments. In this Anglo-Saxon muddy puddle it’s better not to look for partners)))
  15. X Y Z
    X Y Z 24 November 2015 08: 06
    +6
    Well, finally, at least someone directly spoke out about the efforts of the French, and then on TV more and more about the brotherhood in arms and about how we are working together. Yes, Yalta was remembered. I understand that this is big politics, but it would still be necessary to recalculate fighter aircraft (light) and attack aircraft (obsolete) on the deck of an aircraft carrier. We will remember all these triendenies and set off later, when the spheres of influence will determine everyone’s contribution to the victory. You will have to answer for the words. Everything will be like poppies, which, according to our party propagandists, in the hundreds of thousands, have constantly fought with the Germans, making a huge contribution.
    1. EvgNik
      EvgNik 24 November 2015 08: 30
      +1
      Quote: XYZ
      Everything will be like poppies, which, according to our party propagandists, in the hundreds of thousands, have constantly fought with the Germans, making a huge contribution.

      Moreover, the main force of these partisans was just the Russians (and emigrants and fled from captivity), and not the French. In addition, the Germans, Spaniards, Jews, Kazakhs, Ukrainians, Armenians were in resistance. Well, a few French are wormed.
      1. ASK505
        ASK505 24 November 2015 09: 35
        +1
        Quote: EvgNik
        In addition, the Germans, Spaniards, Jews, Kazakhs, Ukrainians, Armenians were in resistance. Well, a few French are wormed.


        In the Resistance, the so-called best time, there were about 20 people. And in the SS divisions on the German side on the Eastern Front, 000 French fought against us. And the civilian population actively worked for the German military industry. They will not be others.
        1. Corsair
          Corsair 24 November 2015 10: 58
          +1
          Quote: ASK505
          In the Resistance, the so-called best time, there were about 20 people. And in the SS divisions on the German side on the Eastern Front, 000 French fought against us. And the civilian population actively worked for the German military industry. They will not be others.

          request Politics is a dirty business, here even some allies in Syria would not be in the way, though the show-offers will be of little use.
          Well, they will grab more grief in the EU with "kind refugees" and then they will start to move their flippers
  16. dchegrinec
    dchegrinec 24 November 2015 08: 10
    +2
    All these European "friends" are dolls on thrones who cannot even go to the toilet on their own, what can we say about an independent foreign and domestic policy. This is essentially just a person appointed by others, under the guise of "democratic" elections and in case failure responsible for him and resigning! A very convenient technology. It is high time for Merkel to go to the landfill, who is holding her there by the horns is unclear.
  17. Karayakupovo
    Karayakupovo 24 November 2015 08: 14
    +1
    Well, they would ask the Swedes to help, they are "docks" in this matter.
    It is also good if the answer to "Gyten Tag" is "Va magalaikum assalam" and not otherwise.
  18. nrex
    nrex 24 November 2015 08: 17
    0
    You can add to the topic about KOTA .... CALIBER on approach you feel ....? And the pens, here they are ...! ))))
  19. Darkoff
    Darkoff 24 November 2015 08: 22
    +2
    There is an idea that all this is designed to reduce separatist sentiments, both in Scotland itself and in sympathy outside of it.
    Like, in the case of Russian aggression, only Britons can protect Scotland.
  20. Polite Moose
    Polite Moose 24 November 2015 08: 22
    +3
    Kotyara in the photo is just class. It is seen that a seasoned specialist in self-cleaning. But he was, of course, far from Cameron.
    And I don’t know why, but looking at the photo, I remembered the Prime Minister of Ukraine.
  21. Egoza
    Egoza 24 November 2015 08: 27
    13
    Without many words...
    http://politikus.ru/uploads/posts/2015-11/1448290351_snimok.jpg
  22. Belousov
    Belousov 24 November 2015 08: 35
    +1
    Original and very accurate comparison with a cat good A 10-day search for a submarine can only be compared with the news about the Basurman air defense forces in the form of contraceptives, the level of intelligence is the same as in the sands of Syria, on the Foggy Albion. fool
  23. mikh-korsakov
    mikh-korsakov 24 November 2015 08: 38
    0
    Thanks to the author. He cheered up in the morning.
  24. vadimalehin76
    vadimalehin76 24 November 2015 08: 42
    0
    Thank you, Comrades, have raised the mood in the morning. A lot of respected community Good day. hi
  25. Riv
    Riv 24 November 2015 08: 45
    +1
    All this reminded me of the recent news about refugees on the Macedonian (it seems) border who sewed up their mouths in protest against something. They also have nothing to do, but now the cat’s example can’t be followed. Have to look for some other activity.
    Maybe they, too, look for a Russian submarine?
  26. Reptiloid
    Reptiloid 24 November 2015 08: 47
    +5
    Once again, in the extension of sanctions, in response to the death of Russian people - Europe shows its neglect, charity for Russian people, Russia. When will finally ALL Russian people understand this and stop looking back at Europe? I liked the article. Especially about our farmers!
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  27. Monster_Fat
    Monster_Fat 24 November 2015 09: 12
    +1
    It is a misconception that a cat licks eggs out of idleness. Quite the opposite: the cat licks eggs "before the action". The fact is that the cat with its rough tongue stimulates the eggs to release the necessary hormone that increases its activity - a couple of minutes of licking the eggs and the cat gets the necessary "recharge" - he is ready to "fight" again, sorry - to rush around the apartment with a meteor and hang on the curtains. ..
    1. Polite Moose
      Polite Moose 24 November 2015 09: 22
      +1
      Quote: Monster_Fat
      a couple of minutes of licking eggs and the cat gets the necessary "recharge" - he is ready to "fight" again


      Do you think that now Cameron, after searching for a submarine and other actions comparable to cat hygiene, will turn the world upside down? laughing
      1. Monster_Fat
        Monster_Fat 24 November 2015 09: 32
        0
        Well, you see what kind of "activity" this subject shows, it looks like he even licked them (eggs) ...
        1. Polite Moose
          Polite Moose 24 November 2015 09: 41
          +2
          Quote: Monster_Fat
          Well, you see what kind of "activity" this subject shows, it looks like he even licked them (eggs) ...


          Urgent need for him to do some useful work, otherwise it would not burst the eggs from re-stimulation.
  28. mark2
    mark2 24 November 2015 09: 24
    0
    And the fact that Germany has lost two and a half billion euros on sanctions ... well, apparently, a rich country. Can afford this. And continue to persist in losing money. Which, by the way, would be very useful in arranging the "refugees" who actually flooded Germany.


    Well, it seems to me ... If a miracle happens, if suddenly the sanctions are lifted, then those 2 billion that they lose will not be able to recapture. Euro rose, dollar rose. And he will not go down to 37 rubles under any conditions. Neither any oil prices, nor any great successes of our economy will be able to raise it (ruble) to those very peaks. it has never been so. The inflow of currency, according to the Brads-Wood agreement, increases or decreases the ruble mass in our economy. If the dollar falls in price - this will automatically lead to a decrease in the ruble mass and vice versa. On the contrary, just Russia does not need. We are catastrophically short of rubles in the economy. Keeping the exchange rate at the current level and when lifting the sanctions, Russia increases the amount of currency and, accordingly, increases the ruble mass.
    It turns out that we will have more rubles, but at this price level, we will not be able to buy a BMW either. They will remain dear to everyone. Therefore, everyone who wants to buy a good foreign car, velkam in AVTOVAZ salons! Sales on LADA Vesta are opening today.
    And I hope that TAM, at the top, will not engage in nonsense and, in which case, will not increase the ruble. For them it would be a betrayal. But the West will not allow the Government to become traitors. Not in this life.
  29. Altona
    Altona 24 November 2015 10: 31
    +7
    With the tolerance of you, gentlemen, Europeans and with replenishment.
  30. atamankko
    atamankko 24 November 2015 10: 47
    +1
    Window dressing has always been and will be in the West,
    as is the desire to cling to the winners.
  31. triglav
    triglav 24 November 2015 11: 08
    0
    Roman, thanks for the stuff! Interestingly, do the Anglo-Saxons know what cats do in their free time?
  32. Sergey Guriev
    Sergey Guriev 24 November 2015 11: 44
    +1
    If the European cat has nothing to do, then he can’t lick his strangers, he has been neutered for a long time. Another thing is to regularly lick eggs overseas striped, you see, nishtyakov throw.
  33. DDsurgut
    DDsurgut 24 November 2015 12: 29
    +1
    in my opinion it’s not about cats and submarines, but about constant targeted pressure on Russia, although laughing is always useful, the author is respectful.
  34. complete zero
    complete zero 24 November 2015 13: 20
    +1
    KOTE do not touch, KOT is not a liberal (but the fact that there licks himself, just clean))))
  35. Rostislav
    Rostislav 24 November 2015 13: 52
    0
    They would have a movie about how the crew of the Polish tank won the 2 World War to see ..... That's where the steepness .....

    You shouldn't be so. The film "Three Poles, a Georgian and a Dog" still makes me smile. He returns to the days when he went to school.
  36. complete zero
    complete zero 24 November 2015 15: 03
    0
    Quote: triglav
    Roman, thanks for the stuff! Interestingly, do the Anglo-Saxons know what cats do in their free time?

    they (cats) are at least not pederasts but RIGHT cats
  37. rus-5819
    rus-5819 24 November 2015 16: 20
    0
    And what, one wonders, is the sea a balmouth? Apparently, the aggravation at the end of the autumn has such an effect. Dvizhuhi ponavodit, wave foam. Seething activity portray ...

    To cut the budget ... (Skuzi, increase the defense capability)
  38. Old warrior
    Old warrior 24 November 2015 17: 51
    0
    If you believe the article - only we have submarines and they crawled around the world. Which undoubtedly pleases. lol
  39. Gormenghast
    Gormenghast 24 November 2015 18: 58
    0
    What then does NATO boast about detecting any Russian submarine in any place instantly, determining its type and even its combat mission (this is through telepathy) laughing

    The Swedes searched, searched ... and found the sunken 100 years ago.

    Now the English are looking, and even in "coalitions". laughing