Swedish Syndrome. Britain is looking for a Russian submarine off its coast

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The British The Telegraph writes that official London sent appeals to NATO allies with a request to assist "in the search for a Russian submarine." The appeal says that the Russian submarine was allegedly “spotted” about 10 days ago not far from the Scottish shores.

В The Telegraph reportedly responded to the British request by American, Canadian and French partners. In the area of ​​"detection of the Russian submarine" at the moment are the ships of the British Navy (including the "Sutherland" - HMS "Sutherland"), as well as patrol aircraft of Canada, the United States and France.

Swedish Syndrome. Britain is looking for a Russian submarine off its coast


It does not say whether London is counting on the fact that if the Russian submarine was located somewhere in the Scottish coast area, she certainly decided to wait until the special operation of Britain, Canada, France and the United States begins in the area ...

From the message of the official representative of the Ministry of Defense of Britain:
We can confirm that the Allied Marine Patrol aviationtemporarily based on the Lossimuth Air Force base, for a limited period of time carries out joint activities with the Royal fleet (Britain). We will not discuss the details of the maritime operation.


Apparently, the details will have to turn to the "knowledgeable business" of the Swedish naval officers, for whom ineffectual searches for Russian submarines are already becoming commonplace.

In the British press, referring to the opinion of local experts, they write that, most likely, "the Russian boat was sent to monitor the objects of the nuclear Trident complex", which included the British nuclear submarines 4.
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  1. +37
    23 November 2015 14: 02
    Fuck me, show them our boat already! After all, the boys will go crazy!
    1. +44
      23 November 2015 14: 09
      Quote: Vladimirets
      Fuck me, show them our boat already! After all, the boys will go crazy!

      Yes, let’s go, you need to throw a tarpaulin boot, a bottle of vodka and a balalaika onto the coast of Scotland, the fun will begin with the shirts.
      1. +11
        23 November 2015 14: 23
        And also stick a copy of the presidential standard, and write on the sand - "Vova was here!" laughing
        Then, in general, the entire coast will be multiplied by the corpses of the British who saw this picture and died of a heart attack! Myocardium!
        1. +8
          23 November 2015 17: 01
          Don’t joke like that, our tourists on foggy albion can even make fun of
      2. +2
        23 November 2015 15: 04
        Quote: 79807420129
        Yes, let’s go, you need to throw a tarpaulin boot, a bottle of vodka and a balalaika onto the coast of Scotland, the fun will begin with the shirts.

        Better a helmet, an oar and a shield nibbled on top. Then the Britons will also start collecting money. laughing

        A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine
        1. 0
          23 November 2015 20: 08
          Quote: Alexey RA
          Quote: 79807420129
          Yes, let’s go, you need to throw a tarpaulin boot, a bottle of vodka and a balalaika onto the coast of Scotland, the fun will begin with the shirts.

          Better a helmet, an oar and a shield nibbled on top. Then the Britons will also start collecting money. laughing

          A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine

          Then the proud Britons will decide that a Norwegian drakkar sailed to them. For the slaves, as usual ...
      3. +3
        23 November 2015 16: 02
        . The appeal says that a Russian submarine was allegedly "spotted" about 10 days ago, not far from the Scottish coast.


        Yes, the guys realized too late, she also escorted the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle to the Mediterranean laughing Just don't tell anyone tc-ss soldier
    2. +8
      23 November 2015 14: 09
      1. +13
        23 November 2015 14: 11
        World psychiatry has learned yet another group diagnosis - "the seekers of the Russian submarine."
    3. +9
      23 November 2015 14: 20
      and why are they looking for something, which is not? The answer is simple, looking for money. There, the Swedes and the Norwegians searched and found hundreds of billions more in the defense budget. So this is apparently a method of replenishing the defense budget that was tested on the allies.
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      2. gjv
        +3
        23 November 2015 15: 06
        Does London count on the fact that if the Russian submarine was somewhere in the vicinity of the Scottish coast, then it certainly decided to wait until the special operation of Britain, Canada, France and the United States begins in this area ...

        Quote: juborg
        why are they looking for something, why not?

        We realized that. The B-237 has long passed both the English Channel and Ceutu (Gibraltar).
      3. +1
        23 November 2015 15: 19
        Quote: juborg
        why are they looking for something, why not? The answer is simple, looking for money.

        The problem is that then they are looking for something that is not. For there is no money either. smile
    4. Tor5
      +1
      23 November 2015 14: 47
      And rightly so, surf the 12-mile zone, wave your tail, launch a couple of missiles into Syria and dive back!
    5. ICT
      +8
      23 November 2015 14: 51
      Quote: Vladimirets
      Fuck me, show them our boat already!



      there are prophets in their own country lol
    6. +6
      23 November 2015 15: 05
      It seems the Estonians are nervously smoking in the corner! Ten days ago, the Britons saw a boat and began to search just now! With whom, then, they gathered to fight the whole of NATO! If they were silent, they might have gone for the coolest.
    7. 0
      23 November 2015 20: 55
      In the 80s, they also looked for our submarines - unidentified submarine objects returned.
  2. 0
    23 November 2015 14: 03
    Theoretically possible. Our go there. But if anyone is there now, nobody knows.
    1. +2
      23 November 2015 14: 09
      Quote: Kibalchish
      Theoretically possible. Our go there. But if anyone is there now, nobody knows.
      Perhaps, but less than half a year began to catch. For France, Canada and the United States, the Scottish shores are sacred.
  3. +2
    23 November 2015 14: 04
    Quote: Vladimirets
    Fuck me, show them our boat already! After all, the boys will go crazy!

    No, let them look for "disbelievers" laughing
    1. +24
      23 November 2015 14: 07
      They have long been found in Sweden! laughing
      1. +6
        23 November 2015 14: 22
        the picture is american
        1. +1
          23 November 2015 20: 17
          laughing trophy boat arrived
  4. +7
    23 November 2015 14: 06
    They still have such a Loch Ness lake, so there too monsters appear regularly, incomes from it are unmeasured, and now there is also a submarine. Well guys know how to make money.
  5. +19
    23 November 2015 14: 07
    Quote: Vladimirets
    Fuck me, show them our boat already! After all, the boys will go crazy!
    1. +2
      23 November 2015 17: 08
      It’s interesting in which barrel a shekolad’s petya is pushed to raise the morale of the Ukrainian Navy wassat
  6. +3
    23 November 2015 14: 07
    And how would we get the dough? - And let's look for a Russian submarine !!!
  7. gop
    +3
    23 November 2015 14: 10
    Do you see a gopher?
    -no
    he is! (with)
    the submarine is also there, as it were, but it is not there, paranoid;
  8. +5
    23 November 2015 14: 10
    It's hard to look for a "black cat in a dark room! Especially when the cat is not there!"
    But the Geyrovskys have their own entertainments - we cannot understand them ...
    Only 10 days have passed since they "noticed" - yes she (our submarine) is probably already at the pier somewhere in Gadzhievo! Masochists, damn it, however!
  9. +5
    23 November 2015 14: 12
    The area, three elbows on the map, visibility is not so hot, who saw, we can not say. But we can say for sure, these are Russians. Soon Nessie, the lake reptile will be included in the SF. If it’s scary, if you’ve done your trousers, it means Russians. Zadolbali.
    1. +1
      23 November 2015 16: 52
      What if this theirs Nessie went to sea, finally? Snatched, so to speak, reptile to freedom1
  10. +4
    23 November 2015 14: 12
    10 days ago noticed a boat! During this time, you can get to the US coast or return to base.
    And these are all looking for! Let them look!
    They also accept budgets.
    Not only our people want to fight. The English also have itchy hands.
    Syria is waiting. Or is it scary there.
    Paranoia is a contagious disease.
  11. +3
    23 November 2015 14: 18
    Today, D. Cameron reports on the military budget in Britain worth 178 billion pounds (for 10 years). This, in my opinion, is the main reason for the appearance of the Russian submarine.
  12. +14
    23 November 2015 14: 18
    Off the coast of Scotland.
    "You are looking, we will wait for you."
  13. +13
    23 November 2015 14: 20
    Idiocy - look for a submarine in 10 days after being seen. Didn’t you look for her in the Queen’s bathroom? laughing
    Yes, and it seems the Britons forgot that during spawning, the submarines can not be disturbed! fool
    1. +3
      23 November 2015 14: 31
      Quote: AlexTires
      Didn’t you look for her in the Queen’s bathroom?

      No need to tell! Let them seek)))
    2. +7
      23 November 2015 14: 39
      Quote: AlexTires
      Didn’t you look for her in the Queen’s bathroom?

      Searched, it turned out that the bubbles were let out by the Queen herself!
  14. +3
    23 November 2015 14: 27
    And for me all this hype with boats, the "activation of separatists" in the Donbass, etc. designed for the European man in the street. The sanctions will be extended one of these days - and it is necessary to convince the European Union of their correctness.
    1. +1
      23 November 2015 16: 56
      Of course to the layman, they are bored by the geyropeytsam, well, no courage! my heart was beating, my eyes were glittering! Russians, capture us, well, take us, pzha-a-alsta!
  15. +2
    23 November 2015 14: 28
    May they hint that they already have delirium tremens! Kiev became infected sexually!
    1. 0
      23 November 2015 18: 20
      Delirium tremens is not transmitted sexually - the doctor told me so (when he was treating) request
  16. +4
    23 November 2015 14: 29
    - American, Canadian and French partners responded to the British request.
    It is necessary to invite the Swedes - a "great" experience. However ...
    1. +5
      23 November 2015 14: 46
      You need to invite Senka the rabbit. He will erect a sea wall for them - not a single jellyfish will slip through laughing And the English good and Khokhlov good laughing
  17. +3
    23 November 2015 14: 30
    They are just normal fishermen - for several decades now they have been catching a big black fish! fellow National fishing, however. lol
  18. +4
    23 November 2015 14: 40
    "Moby Dick" probably finished reading - and began to catch ...
  19. +2
    23 November 2015 14: 49
    In the photo, the sailors on the deck looking into the distance, they think it is thus decided to find our boat? lol
  20. +3
    23 November 2015 14: 54
    Last time, the Swedes found a Russian submarine from the First World War (our heroic submariners are eternal memory) and near Scotland they will find a submarine from the time of King Arthur or even more ancient.
    1. 52
      +2
      23 November 2015 16: 01
      Then, perhaps, the oldest, well, of those peppers that dug up the sea.
  21. +4
    23 November 2015 15: 04
    Looking for brinaniya, looking for a NATO bloc, looking for a long time, but can not find ... one submarine ...
  22. +1
    23 November 2015 15: 05
    I won’t be surprised if these clowns gouge their bully
  23. +2
    23 November 2015 15: 07
    if the Russian submarine was located somewhere on the Scottish coast, then she certainly decided to wait
    laughing good
    Hmm ... it's not easy to find a "black cat" in a black room ... crying
  24. +2
    23 November 2015 15: 08
    Our boat passed
    Along the British shores.
    Excuse us, grazhd'n,
    For the lack of traces.

    With an airplane installed
    A beacon into the ocean ...
    You will find soon
    In flying fish * oops.

    Rebu scratches old London,
    Fluffing locators.
    -A shabby stump
    To you, hoaxers ...

    laughing
  25. +6
    23 November 2015 15: 17
    I found her ))
    1. +4
      23 November 2015 15: 21
      Christopher Bonifatevich troll Admiral Don Canallo. smile
    2. +2
      23 November 2015 17: 13
      Submarine "Trouble" to whoever finds
  26. +1
    23 November 2015 15: 23
    It seems that the legendary submarine from the movie "70 meters" continues to fool the enemies
    Russia! They did not die, but continue to carry out a combat mission!
    1. +2
      23 November 2015 15: 55
      The film is called "72 meters" ... By the way:
  27. Riv
    +2
    23 November 2015 15: 30
    ... In the office, Bormann opened the safe, locked with seven secret locks and stuck his head inside. Yesterday he put up a sign in Russian in the safe: "The Russian razvechiks are forbidden to get old !!!" Someone corrected spelling errors in bold red pencil and signed: "Bormann -". Bormann took out a Russian-German dictionary, translated and thought logically: "Someone corrected mistakes ... So someone got into the safe ... It's not me ... Most likely, it means it's a Russian spy ... And plus to everything he personally knows Bormann. Therefore, Bormann knows him too. Whom do I, Bormann, know of the Russian intelligence officers? " Bormann thought for a long time. After half an hour, he figured out to look for fingerprints. After another half hour, he found them. The prints were clear and bold, apparently the Russian intelligence officer ate stew before getting into the safe. A can of stew was standing right there, in the safe ...

    Russian spies are elusive!
  28. +1
    23 November 2015 15: 37
    Psychiatry is restingfool
  29. +3
    23 November 2015 15: 38
    Soon in world practice, the expression "look for a boat" will firmly come into use, when the state money for defense will once again disappear.
  30. +2
    23 November 2015 15: 44
    Everything seems simple to me. The guys check or make attempts to monitor / check the equipment in conditions close to the military, in order to conduct the necessary exercises or disguise certain actions, they use bikes aimed at EU citizens, they eat them quite well. They will not say that they are fulfilling missile firing in the Urals, for example, the teachings on breaking through missile defense. So ducks are supposedly searching for submarines. Especially if you need to lay or search for something at the bottom, it is better not to come up with a dose.
  31. 52
    +2
    23 November 2015 15: 55
    Still, the Swedes poured mushrooms from the Amanita Britons!
  32. 0
    23 November 2015 16: 01
    Britain is looking for a Russian submarine off its coast


    When the impotent is not worth it, he begins to ruin himself
  33. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 08
    even if there is, they still miss
  34. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 16
    This is not a boat, this is a new development of Russian scientists - Ichthyander. He dives into the depths and gnaws Internet cables there. wassat
  35. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 17
    Well now they’ll look for decades as a Loch Ness monster fellow
  36. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 23
    As usual, it’s super-small, super-weak and super inconspicuous .... Russian boat 941 of the project ...
  37. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 25
    I think that ours clearly show what a "black hole" is. I do not think that the Britons have imagined something.
  38. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 25
    I alone on board the ship (see photo) imagined FBI ??? (FBI) wassat
  39. +2
    23 November 2015 16: 37
    It's funny. Our French "as allies" and "for Paris" immediately responded with pleasure to the request to help find the Russian submarine and, if necessary, to sink it. In the Mediterranean Sea we help them, and in the Scottish Sea they harm us and it seems that everyone in Russia is happy with that.
  40. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 40
    And in general, they
    Swedish naval officers, for whom the futile search for Russian submarines are already becoming commonplace.

    It has long been clear that the Russians will "emerge" only for the New Year, ... somewhere near Adyaska ... for the Christmas tree! And where no one was waiting for them ...
  41. +1
    23 November 2015 16: 41
    so this nessi must have been beaten by them
  42. +1
    23 November 2015 17: 07
    Well, good luck to them in hard work ...
  43. 0
    23 November 2015 17: 36
    All this ... reminds of a vulgar joke about the sexual attraction of 90 year old spouses - "Look dear, look. It must be somewhere!"
  44. +1
    23 November 2015 18: 09
    We need to help the Britons. Send our anti-submarine assets to help them (one or two minesweepers). It will be more fun to search. (Naturally, for the corresponding compensation of the time spent) After all, the main thing is the search process itself ...
    1. +1
      23 November 2015 20: 01
      Quote: lpd1
      We need to help the Britons. Send to them for help

      Let them call Bond, James Bond. He certainly will find something ..............................
  45. 0
    23 November 2015 18: 40
    And why are they now looking for her if someone saw ten days ago? She, what awaits them, or what? request
    1. 0
      23 November 2015 21: 38
      So it’s easier to look where you saw it, and not where it’s hiding! laughing laughing laughing
  46. 0
    23 November 2015 18: 58
    Quote: 79807420129
    Quote: Vladimirets
    Fuck me, show them our boat already! After all, the boys will go crazy!

    Yes, let’s go, you need to throw a tarpaulin boot, a bottle of vodka and a balalaika onto the coast of Scotland, the fun will begin with the shirts.

    Yeah, and after everyone runs up behind the photo and video cameras, but notifies the allies, again all this is quietly removed! laughing
  47. 0
    23 November 2015 19: 07
    Our submariners have already brewed all the missile silo hatches in your nuclear complex, as well as painted your boats with Russian, short, but capacious, words and phrases, and then calmly left while you found yourself *)
  48. 0
    23 November 2015 19: 16
    A new European tradition is to look for Russian submarines off their shores.
  49. 0
    23 November 2015 20: 42
    The search for Russian submarines in a strange way always coincides with the weekend.
  50. 0
    23 November 2015 20: 49
    The appeal says that a Russian submarine was allegedly "spotted" about 10 days ago, not far from the Scottish coast.

    Right! Anyway, last year's kayak drifted
  51. +1
    23 November 2015 21: 15
    The surface ships are looking, the police are looking, and the English aviation is looking. They've been looking for a long time, but they can't find a Russian boat, motherfucker!.. request
  52. 0
    23 November 2015 21: 20
    A new tradition has been born in Europe - once a year the whole crowd searches for a Russian submarine hi
  53. 0
    24 November 2015 01: 15
    Russia must also declare that it is ready to help Britain. And send a couple of our boats there...

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