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Notes Ukrainian nationalists from the Crimea, (translated from the language)

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A small introduction. I went to censor.net (sometimes I visit this “cesspool”), and suddenly I find this creation. How it was published, how it was watched by the moderators of this "resource" - I do not understand. But I think it will soon be "fixed."


Notes Ukrainian nationalists from the Crimea, (translated from the language)


These notes with risk to life were taken out from the territory of the occupied Crimea. Despite the occupation, resistance fires in the Crimea. Reading these notes, it is impossible to refrain from tears ...


20.09.2015 Blockade

Today the blockade began. Learning in the market this newsI flew home like on wings. I ran home and shouted: “Ukraine has blocked the Crimea! Soon we will have nothing to eat !!! ”Mother sat down on a chair and wept. Father got up, looked at the portrait of our president hanging on the wall and said: “I believed! I knew! Motherland did not forget us !!! ”Grandpa lying on the couch whispered:“ They've waited ”- a small tear in his glass cheek. Andreyka whined: “And sho, yogurts will not be now ?!”, - but the father gave him a slap and he fell silent.

23.09.2015

I went shopping. There is no bread, there is no milk, the last cereal is bought. I met my girlfriend, we hugged her and wept with happiness. Are we really going to starve soon? Hurry! The folder climbed onto the roof and secured the yellow-blakytny prapor on the roof.

27.09.2015

For lunch, each mother gave two spoons of soup and a spoonful of barley porridge. She said that products should be saved. I could not resist and asked if we really had nothing left to eat? Mom said: “Yes, docha”, - tears flashed in her eyes. These were tears of happiness. At night, I snuck into the pantry, pulled out a bag of cereal and drowned it in the toilet. We must help the motherland!

30.09.2015

I had the first hungry faint. I just could not believe my happiness. For lunch, everyone got a potato and a piece of bacon the size of a matchbox. Andreyka whined: "I want to eat!" Mom sang to him three times "Schenya Ukraine is dead!"

05.10.2015

My father and I, with other true patriots of Ukraine, went to the border. In our hands, we carried a folder with a poster “Thank you, Ukraine, for the blockade!”, Which was painted all night. We shouted across the border to our valiant blockaders: “That's right, lads! Do not remove the blockade! We will soon have absolutely nothing to eat! Keep it up! Glory to heroes!"

06.10.2015

My father found Andreika's chocolate wrapper. The chocolate was given to him by the occupiers, the Muscovites. And he took it. My God, what a shame. Father whipped a traitor.

09.10.2015

For lunch, everyone got a mug of hot water. There is nothing in the shops. In the market there was one dill. The blockade is valid! In the evening, grandpa asked everyone to gather in his room and asked to open his chest. There we found the uniform of the cornet of the UPA, the battle flag and the German machine gun. "Swear that you bury me in this uniform, with a gun, covered with a flag," the grandfather ordered. We all swore.

12.10.2015

At lunch knocked at the gate. I opened. There were two buryat armed to the teeth, each holding a package in his hand. "Hello, we brought you food, and the neighbors say you do not go to the store or go to the bazaar." Loaves of white bread and sausage were peeking out of the bags. I looked at the invaders with hatred: "We do not need anything, we have everything." Without hearing the answer, they pushed me away, walked through the courtyard, went into the kitchen, where my mother was cooking dinner - pouring tea into cups. The elder put a bag of buckwheat on the table, two cans of “Tourist's Breakfast” and ordered the mother: “Cook porridge, but not that ... suitcase-ferry-Buryatia!”

Only when the mother put the cast-iron on the table with the ready-filled stewed porridge mongolokazapa left. Finally, the elder warned: “We will come tomorrow. And do not even think of opening the gate for us, otherwise we have a master key, ”and patted the grenade launcher on his shoulder.

We all gathered at the table. “It’s impossible to eat, it’s moskalskaya porridge, you have to throw it out,” grandfather mumbled. “You can’t throw them away,” my father objected, “Putin has spies everywhere, snitches, they will report.” We were all silent. “Eat,” the father broke the silence, “eat, I will take this sin upon myself.” We all cried and ate. No, not everyone was crying, the wretch Andrejka did not cry, but he ate with pleasure, already chomping. Grandfather had to feed by force.

Rising from the table, I rushed into the courtyard and put two fingers in my mouth, trying to induce vomiting. But damned stomach did not want to part with the eaten buckwheat. Did he sell to the Muscovites too? Exhausted, I went to my room and fell on the bed. Father entered quietly. I turned away not to see him. He sat down on the edge of the bed. "How could you, Dad?", - only I managed to squeeze myself out. "Forgive me, daughter, if you can," - the father stood up and, shuffling, left the room.

16.10.2015 A terrible day

Today was a scary day. In the morning I went to the city. Two cars stood in front of the store, Russian occupants with laughter and jokes unloaded boxes and brought them to the store. They were helped by traitors from the local. With a heavy heart, I came home and found a strange picture in the yard.

Andrejka was standing with her back to the fence, and in front of him was her father. “What happened?” - “He went to the invaders, he ate with them,” said the father gravely. I looked down and saw chocolates trampled into the ground, a plastic bottle crushed by my father's boot. "Russian kvass" was printed on the label. Father was breathing heavily. “Nenka-Ukraine is trying for us, made us a blockade, but he ... Wait and do not move. I gave birth to you, I will kill you. Daughter, bring grandfathers Schmeisser ".

"And here you are!", - the bastard showed the folder fig and a monkey climbed over the fence. The father jumped out of the gate: “Come back home in the evening - I will kill you!” “But I will not come back! - came from the opposite end of the street, - I'll go to the soldiers! They promised me to take the son of the regiment! I will grow up and also in the Russian army will serve I will go, under the contract! Putin rules, Bandera is a goat! ”Papa clutched at his heart.

My mother and I ran up, grabbed him by the arms and led him into the house. “I said, do not let him watch Russian Winnie the Pooh cartoons! They raised Moskal on their heads. ” We hardly sat him on the stool.

"Dad ..." I began. “Don't,” my father stopped me, “we all know. The blockade did not work. Klyati Muscovites have almost built a bridge across the Kerch Strait. ” He looked up at the portrait of our president and broke into a scream. “How could you let this happen ?! How allowed ?! We believed you so, jumped like this, and you! Why ... ", - the folder coughed, lowered the head and began to cry. A terrible day.

18.10.2015 The fight goes on!

In the morning, Pronya Prokopovna came to us. The father at this time at the gunpoint of the invader's automatic was eating Russian borscht. (Yesterday, these savages fed him Siberian dumplings.) “And I just saw your Andreika,” said Aunt Pronya. - With soldiers in a military car rides. He is like their own. He says he was identified in the music team, he is already being sewn ”... Papa bit off half a spoon.

When the soup was eaten and the occupant left, the father stood up, walked over to the president’s portrait hanging on the wall, said “pastry chef, b…” and removed the portrait from the wall. Then he came out and returned with the flag of Ukraine removed from the roof. “From now on, everybody even speaks Russian at home. Embroidery to throw out. To hide my grandfather and not show it to anyone, otherwise this old fool will not do anything else, Father turned to me: - buy a portrait of Putin and a Russian tricolor in the store. And tomorrow we all go to get Russian passports together. ”

In my opinion, he decided to go to the illegal position ...

The fight goes on!

Glory to Ukraine!
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  1. gamer
    gamer 20 October 2015 05: 54 New
    +5
    the brain is swollen from this canoe wassat
    1. Sid.74
      Sid.74 20 October 2015 06: 01 New
      244
      Author Well done.hi He laughed heartily.smile
      1. Tatyana
        Tatyana 20 October 2015 06: 31 New
        66
        And I liked the parody of the "enlightenment" of the stoned brains of Ukrainian nationalists in the Crimea!
        Especially this very wise statement of one of the characters about the superiority of Russia over Ukraine.
        [/B]
        quote from text
        [b] ... Putin rules, Bandera is a goat! ”
        [/B]
        1. roadsmell
          roadsmell 20 October 2015 09: 10 New
          98
          This is a parody ..

          And here are real comments from another leper colony: at UNIAN they are discussing the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.
          1. silver_roman
            silver_roman 20 October 2015 11: 18 New
            29
            that insanity generally grows stronger. and by the way it is very worrying. if all goes well, then in a couple of years Ukraine will be the second Baltic!
            Here's an example:
            was at the weekend in Kiev at an arms exhibition.
            There a lot of photos, but the most interesting thing is to look and read this:
            1. 341712
              341712 20 October 2015 12: 07 New
              13
              MAYAKOVSKY, on .... turned over in a coffin ... earflaps ...
              1. comprochikos
                comprochikos 20 October 2015 12: 44 New
                +6
                Moderators on the Censor missed this crap, just because it is nonsense. They are designed for another
                1. Penzyac
                  Penzyac 20 October 2015 18: 34 New
                  +3
                  Quote: comprochikos
                  Moderators on the Censor missed this crap, just because it is nonsense. They are designed for another

                  Bredyatina - in their opinion? Straightening convolutions (on them) on the face ...
                2. Prisoner
                  Prisoner 21 October 2015 07: 13 New
                  +8
                  They missed that they have neither mind nor sense of humor and instead of brains they have clay. And so it is a thing! Greatly, the author was agitating over banderophiles-jumpers.
            2. Good me
              Good me 20 October 2015 12: 31 New
              +7
              News directly related to Crimea:

              In Ukraine, the supports of power lines going to the Crimea were blown up

              20.10.2015, 12: 03
              The State Emergency Situations Service of Ukraine reported that unidentified persons blew up two towers of power lines leading to the Crimea. The incident occurred in the Kherson region.
              According to preliminary information, the supports were blown up by mortar mines, RIA Novosti clarifies.
              “Two pillars were blown up. They are damaged, but did not fall. Electricity is still being supplied, but it will be disconnected for the period of repair work, ”the agency reports to the State Emergency Service.

              Original news RT in Russian:
              https://russian.rt.com/article/124736
              1. Petrol
                Petrol 21 October 2015 11: 25 New
                +4
                Good me
                that there in the submarine after cleaning Yarosh shlooben krivorukaya remained which normally cannot blow up a support and young sadists not how much to fight, how to rob and beat.
                those that really were ideological knocked them out in the Donbass those that remained are beginning to understand that they were stupidly cleaned out by miners so that they would not present threats so that while "possible" they are trying to cling to the feeding trough by any means, markets, business one hundred pasta washing shops, offices, even huts on the streets running out.
                Oleg (a childhood friend) complained under a novoalekseevka on a spillway from a canal to the sivash of poor beggars that those who didn’t give anything broke through the bottoms of boats so that they would not go to the border for fish.
                even if the "Fuhrer" (tyagnibok) squeezes out the smuggled vodka business, I generally keep quiet about a trifle.
              2. udincev
                udincev 21 October 2015 20: 03 New
                +3
                Ukraine still has sources of payment?
                Undermine ...
            3. Yarhann
              Yarhann 20 October 2015 17: 52 New
              +1
              it will only happen if the population is reduced by a factor of 10 and the material supply grows about the same amount from the modern one. Here, only the first genocide of the Ukrainian population is eliminated from these two points by raising tariffs on credit maybachs for the oligarchy, by destroying industrial production, by reducing agricultural production with high added value (everything that went in the Russian Federation) and so on and so on - that is, yes, the population can be cut out but with At such a rate of economic destruction, the multiple welfare of the remaining population seems unrealistic.
            4. Zoldat_A
              Zoldat_A 20 October 2015 19: 42 New
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              Quote: silver_roman
              that insanity generally grows stronger. and by the way it is very worrying. if all goes well, then in a couple of years Ukraine will be the second Baltic!

              It is good that on that Territory there are not only Kuev and not only such "posters". There are others.
              1. silver_roman
                silver_roman 22 October 2015 10: 03 New
                +1
                photo from Kiev?
                I know that there are people who have not succumbed to propaganda. But they are few! in Kiev, I have never met such people. in the province still come across.
                1. Zverboy
                  Zverboy 23 October 2015 03: 45 New
                  0
                  photo from Kiev?
                  I know that there are people who have not succumbed to propaganda. But they are few! in Kiev, I have never met such people. in the province still come across.

                  That shaft of normal people in Kiev, I do not know where you wandered in Kiev and with whom you talked, but most of my acquaintances are sober and normal people.
            5. SAILOROLD
              SAILOROLD 20 October 2015 20: 34 New
              +5
              To treat is already useless ... just put to sleep ...
            6. NDR-791
              NDR-791 21 October 2015 17: 52 New
              0
              Quote: silver_roman
              that insanity generally grows stronger. and by the way it is very worrying. if all goes well, then in a couple of years Ukraine will be the second Baltic!
              Here's an example:
              was at the weekend in Kiev at an arms exhibition.
              There a lot of photos, but the most interesting thing is to look and read this:


              If this is in Ukraine and for Ukrainians, then why is it not written in the state language? ... Hackwork !!!
              1. silver_roman
                silver_roman 22 October 2015 10: 05 New
                +2
                and this is all humor: Most speak Russian. Many of course try to switch to the Ukrainian language, but this is a miserable sight: such a clumsy surzhik ... pah ... disgusting.
                at my work at the next table sits a girl of the "progressive" generation, who considers Europe as light, and Russia - bears, samovar, vodka, balalaika, so she speaks the purest Russian!
          2. silver_roman
            silver_roman 20 October 2015 11: 20 New
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            and now near the torn Ukrainian flag:
            in general, I was in ah ..... u !!!! runs a lot of kids, climbs tanks and read it! recourse
            1. bobrb1281
              bobrb1281 20 October 2015 14: 53 New
              27
              Copper plaque! 4 occupiers! Agreed and the Russians vilely shot. B ... d, and here they sacredly believe in it and on this they raise children !! Just moral disabilities for the rest of their lives.
              1. Alexey RA
                Alexey RA 20 October 2015 15: 24 New
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                Quote: bobrb1281
                Copper plaque! 4 occupiers!

                Yeah, yeah ... and these 4 invaders forced the 000 Ukrainian group to retreat. laughing
                1. meriem1
                  meriem1 22 October 2015 10: 54 New
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                  Quote: Alexey RA
                  Quote: bobrb1281
                  Copper plaque! 4 occupiers!

                  Yeah, yeah ... and these 4 invaders forced the 000 Ukrainian group to retreat. laughing


                  That says a lot. Either about the fact that they have moss instead of the brain .... Either about how MUCH THE ARMY OF RUSSIA IS STILL.
              2. silver_roman
                silver_roman 22 October 2015 10: 01 New
                -1
                those who publish it humorously do not believe in it. but the zombies that watch gos.TV are full. and the worldview on this is grown the most radical!
            2. YGV-97219
              YGV-97219 21 October 2015 08: 54 New
              +2
              I would like to believe that among the parents of children who have read this "work" there are quite a few adequate people who will explain to them that not everything that is written on the fence is such!
            3. temirtau72
              temirtau72 21 October 2015 20: 38 New
              +1
              ".... found a torn flag in the cabin of a BURNED truck ...." probably Mishiko tried, taught not only to gnaw on his head))))
          3. olegnmnk
            olegnmnk 20 October 2015 12: 38 New
            13
            crest was born, a Jew cried.
            1. Penzyac
              Penzyac 20 October 2015 18: 43 New
              +1
              Quote: olegnmnk
              crest was born, a Jew cried.

              Given all the above, what was written and written, rather, imbitsil cried (at least) ...
          4. Coconut Tima
            Coconut Tima 20 October 2015 13: 56 New
            13
            Quote: roadsmell
            And here are real comments from another leper colony: at UNIAN they are discussing the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.

            pintercook No concessions to the invaders! Ukrainian planes will fly around Russia without difficulty, but let the Russians try to fly around Ukraine! Let the aggressors fly through the South Pole!
            pintercook With Ukraine the whole civilized world, and who with Russia. A bunch of loser countries like China, India, Brazil, and Iran.
            You do not understand the test trolling in the form of sarcasm
            1. Alexey RA
              Alexey RA 20 October 2015 15: 25 New
              0
              Quote: Tim Coconuts
              pintercook With Ukraine the whole civilized world, and who with Russia. A bunch of loser countries like China, India, Brazil, and Iran.

              It’s a bit thick ... one needs to work thinner for a fellow troll. good
            2. varov14
              varov14 20 October 2015 17: 59 New
              +1
              Personally, I realized that the trickster is a complete ignoramus, it’s a pity that our school is going the same way.
          5. Sauron80
            Sauron80 20 October 2015 15: 04 New
            +7
            Jew troll Khokhlov, and Russian are)))
            1. roadsmell
              roadsmell 20 October 2015 21: 27 New
              +4
              Judging by the comments "after" ... there is not even a Jew there - so, an anonymizer for entering from the ip of another state ...
              But the noble trolling!)))))
              Only a day later it turned out to be determined - by further comments that this leper colony did not even delete: they are in the subject)))
          6. _my opinion
            _my opinion 20 October 2015 19: 21 New
            +8
            Quote: roadsmell
            This is a parody ..

            And here are real comments from another leper colony: at UNIAN they are discussing the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.

            powerful powers? laughing ... you know, in my only power was the USSR, you just think - in 1945 the destructive war ended (and after it there were destructive wars - the First World War, civil war) ... and already in 1961 Gagarin flew into space ...
            Could the United States do this, ride on its territory at least one of the wars?
            it’s curtsy for the grudge of the day ... it's a fact ...
            1. SAILOROLD
              SAILOROLD 20 October 2015 20: 38 New
              0
              You have a GOOD OPINION!
              I sign up ...
            2. MSL
              MSL 21 October 2015 17: 57 New
              0
              Quote: _my opinion
              you just think - in 1945 the destructive war ended (and there were destructive wars - the First World War, civil war) .... and already in 1961 Gagarin flew into space ...
              Could the United States do this, ride on its territory at least one of the wars?
              it’s curtsy for the grudge of the day ... it's a fact ...

              Add: the Cold War and the arms race imposed on the USSR
            3. Beaver
              Beaver 25 October 2015 10: 24 New
              0
              Have you watched the Mad Max movie? This is America after the war. A dirty, unorganized herd - full of negative qualities. In the first place - meanness. What kind of "space" is there ... I wonder why they see themselves like that?
          7. Zoldat_A
            Zoldat_A 20 October 2015 19: 38 New
            +1
            Quote: roadsmell
            at UNIAN discuss the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.

            I didn’t understand something, or yesterday on TV they said that they forbid our flights over Ukraine, and they demand their flights to Moscow for another 3 month?
          8. SAILOROLD
            SAILOROLD 20 October 2015 20: 32 New
            +1
            This is really REAL HORSE ... laughed, almost slipped under the table ...
          9. EvgNik
            EvgNik 21 October 2015 05: 15 New
            0
            Interestingly, they still use the Russian language. In Ukrainian, less likely to come from Western regions.
          10. Nikolay K
            Nikolay K 21 October 2015 10: 39 New
            +1
            And scho, you still do not understand the Odessa humor?
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          12. goblin xnumx
            goblin xnumx 21 October 2015 10: 57 New
            +1
            a campaign nickname with the Israeli flag just trolls everyone and neighs at the same time under his desk :)
          13. krek13
            krek13 22 October 2015 21: 57 New
            0
            Killed ... Completely ...
        2. Antoshka
          Antoshka 20 October 2015 18: 41 New
          +1
          I liked it too. I need to transfer it to the social network, I have a couple of Ukrainian classmates reading there. They are still in the "friends", although they have not written comments for six months already.
        3. Alexey-74
          Alexey-74 21 October 2015 08: 23 New
          0
          In fact, in Ukraine, this is what happens if this little humorous "jerk" is applied to the whole Nezalezhnaya .....
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      3. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 20 October 2015 06: 42 New
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        Quote: Sid.74
        Well done author

        And this article was really posted on the Censor, there you can see the moderators, like all visitors to the site from Ukraine, read the headline and the last line. And given this

        These life-threatening notes were removed from the territory of the occupied Crimea. Despite the occupation, a fire of resistance is fighting in Crimea.
        and here it is
        Glory to Ukraine!
        The local mods with a calm conscience and a sense of accomplishment, calmly skipped an article laughing
        1. Lukich
          Lukich 20 October 2015 08: 01 New
          10
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          And this article was really posted on the Censor, there you can see the moderators, like all visitors to the site from Ukraine, read the headline and the last line. And given this

          These life-threatening notes were removed from the territory of the occupied Crimea. Despite the occupation, a fire of resistance is fighting in Crimea.
          and here it is
          Glory to Ukraine!
          The local mods with a calm conscience and a sense of accomplishment, calmly skipped an article

          or maybe one of the moderators wiser? smile
          1. RU-Officer
            RU-Officer 20 October 2015 10: 05 New
            10
            or maybe one of the moderators wiser?

            Well, has the cancer on the mountain whistled already? wassat No-oh, this is "tremendous zrada" negative It is necessary to quickly hit the SBU - a mess. repeat
            1. Lukich
              Lukich 20 October 2015 10: 12 New
              +8
              Quote: RU-Officer
              It is necessary to quickly hit the SBU - a mess.

              Well, why should a Cossack fire wink
          2. Good me
            Good me 20 October 2015 10: 35 New
            14
            Quote: Lukich
            or maybe one of the moderators wiser?

            Modera, this is such a specific substance that does not grow smarter lol repeat
        2. bannik
          bannik 20 October 2015 11: 26 New
          10
          The censor's moderators "passed" a glass of vodka, ate lard, then "passed" more, and more, and laughed until they fell over the comments of their users.
          1. comprochikos
            comprochikos 20 October 2015 12: 47 New
            +8
            In the text, the word "glory to Ukraine" is a pass on any shit resource
        3. Fregate
          Fregate 20 October 2015 11: 37 New
          +1
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          The local mods with a calm conscience and a sense of accomplishment, calmly missed the laughing article

          or maybe one of the moderators wiser? smile

          probably it’s more correct to say on the censor not moderators, but chandeliers laughing
          But apparently their mind is not able to recognize trolling.
        4. Shuttle
          Shuttle 21 October 2015 12: 02 New
          0
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Quote: Sid.74
          Well done author

          And on the Censor, this article was really posted, there to see moderators, like all visitors to the site from Ukraine read the headline and the last line.

          Beautyful soshialhak!
          Standing ovashion!
      4. Lukich
        Lukich 20 October 2015 07: 59 New
        14
        Quote: Sid.74
        He laughed heartily.

        wrong word, I neighing like a horse)))) it’s good that the neighbors have already left for work, I woke anyone up))))))
      5. Totalwar
        Totalwar 20 October 2015 08: 45 New
        20
        The author who posted it on the censor is just the maestro of trolling !!! Neighing with all my heart !! laughing
      6. RBLip
        RBLip 20 October 2015 09: 46 New
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        Quote: Sid.74
        The author is well done. He laughed heartily.

        are you sho Well the truth! with help! laughing
        1. Simon
          Simon 20 October 2015 14: 26 New
          +2
          Friends, do not write such articles anymore, my laughter already hurts from laughter! laughing laughing laughing
      7. bazilio
        bazilio 20 October 2015 11: 26 New
        11
        Quote: Sid.74
        Author well done.hi Laughed heartily.smile

        this killed- "At this time, his father was eating Russian borsch at the gunpoint of the occupier. (Yesterday, these savages fed him with Siberian dumplings.)"
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      9. vdtomsk
        vdtomsk 20 October 2015 12: 24 New
        29
        But really Ukrainians behave like that. All adequate laugh at them, and they stubbornly live as clowns good
        1. Simon
          Simon 20 October 2015 14: 30 New
          +5
          They sing their own funeral march. "Ukraine has not yet died", she is barely alive! belay crying
          1. ASK505
            ASK505 20 October 2015 15: 25 New
            +1
            Swee's home stole the hymn and words from the Poles. There, too, the beginning, "The Polish has not died yet ..."
        2. demidov.evg
          demidov.evg 22 October 2015 22: 26 New
          0
          This picture most of all resembles a mise-en-scene of some theatrical comedy on the theme of modern Ukraine. But, most likely, this is not a theatrical performance, but life itself, as it is. Old man Baudrillard was right - "art permeates life without a trace"! ))
      10. Drmadfisher
        Drmadfisher 20 October 2015 13: 18 New
        +4
        wonderful, neighing from the heart !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laughing laughing laughing
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      12. Aleksandr72
        Aleksandr72 20 October 2015 13: 50 New
        +3
        I am joining. Also laughed to colic. First surprised the title of the article
        Notes Ukrainian nationalists from the Crimea, (translated from the language)
        since in April-May last year I was on a business trip in Crimea and in a month and a half I heard the MOV only twice (excluding advertisements on radio and TV), and it turned out that in one case, arriving from Odessa communicated with Ukrainian relatives by phone, and in the second case, the seller in the pharmacy read out the annotation on the medicine to one grandmother and immediately translated it from language translation into Russian. And after reading it most of all I was surprised how this text was missed by the moderators from the "Censor". Although they may have taken this seriously:
        In my opinion, he decided to go into an illegal situation ... The fight continues! Glory to Ukraine!
        wassat laughing
        I have the honor.
      13. gav6757
        gav6757 21 October 2015 12: 01 New
        0
        Well I do not know...
        How many canoes to write?
        Everything was clear from the very beginning!
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    2. vyinemeynen
      vyinemeynen 20 October 2015 06: 02 New
      +8
      It’s a very funny storyteller, I liked
      1. Karabanov
        Karabanov 20 October 2015 07: 08 New
        17
        My reaction when reading the article
      2. smershxnumx
        smershxnumx 20 October 2015 07: 16 New
        +4
        M = yes ... Smiled!
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    4. noWAR
      noWAR 20 October 2015 07: 38 New
      50
      This is TRASH, friends !!! But today I have already cried all the tears, I will say one thing to this "ke" --- THERE WILL BE STILL !!!
      1. Evildaddy78
        Evildaddy78 21 October 2015 09: 11 New
        +1
        So maybe this is a map of 2016?
    5. Samaritan
      Samaritan 20 October 2015 08: 03 New
      +3
      Very much!
    6. Arjuna
      Arjuna 21 October 2015 09: 08 New
      0
      Do not read. Take care of yourself. You can’t buy health. recourse Read Tolkien. good
    7. forest park 86
      forest park 86 21 October 2015 21: 42 New
      0
      Was there? I think a funny fairy tale
    8. Russophile
      Russophile 22 October 2015 17: 00 New
      -2
      In vain I thought that the sewer level of Petrosyanov’s humor is the bottom. It turns out, still diving and diving ...
  2. Federal
    Federal 20 October 2015 05: 56 New
    81
    ..."I am hungry!". Mom sang to him three times "Ukraine has died a puppy!" ...

    In the morning the mood for the whole day was raised, thanks Klim Podkova! He laughed heartily.
  3. svp67
    svp67 20 October 2015 05: 58 New
    13
    Or maybe it's time to gradually expose all regions of Ukraine to such "blockades", maybe then faster throughout Ukraine ...
    father stood up, went to the portrait of the president hanging on the wall, said "confectioner, b ..." and took the portrait off the wall. Then he went out and returned with the flag of Ukraine removed from the roof. “From today, everyone can speak Russian only at home. Throw out embroidery. To hide his grandfather and not to show anyone, otherwise this old one will still blur, which is not necessary, - the father turned to me: - buy a portrait of Putin and a Russian tricolor in the store. And tomorrow we are all going to get Russian passports together. ”
  4. Lunic
    Lunic 20 October 2015 06: 01 New
    11
    Class! Thanks to the author. Pleasant mood is provided.
  5. Barakuda
    Barakuda 20 October 2015 06: 01 New
    -37
    I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia. winked
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    2. science fiction writer
      science fiction writer 20 October 2015 06: 15 New
      19
      Quote: Barracuda
      I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia. winked

      I am a stump that troubles, but you may not state your version of why the "bloKada of Crimea"
      we will laugh and just cry. laughing
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    4. EvgNik
      EvgNik 20 October 2015 06: 34 New
      11
      Barracuda, what's wrong with you? Didn’t get enough sleep?
      1. Barakuda
        Barakuda 20 October 2015 06: 50 New
        +1
        You could say that, I didn’t sleep. hi
        1. EvgNik
          EvgNik 20 October 2015 10: 41 New
          +4
          Quote: Barracuda
          You could say that, I didn’t sleep

          All the same, you need to sleep, the result is obvious.
        2. Lexeus
          Lexeus 21 October 2015 16: 20 New
          0
          And that you have already begun to be transported to Siberia? good
        3. MSL
          MSL 21 October 2015 18: 14 New
          0
          Quote: Barracuda
          You could say that, I didn’t sleep. hi

          Get ready. They will eat you ........
      2. Good me
        Good me 20 October 2015 11: 16 New
        +8
        Quote: EvgNik
        Barracuda, what's wrong with you? Didn’t get enough sleep?


        No, the hidden Svidomo awoke.
    5. ssergn
      ssergn 20 October 2015 06: 46 New
      11
      Irony, sarcasm, yes this is it. But this
      Quote: Barracuda
      Delirium of a gray-haired mare.

      no.


      I also write to you as a crest, a native of Siberia, now living in the Urals. hi smile
      1. Magadan
        Magadan 20 October 2015 10: 00 New
        +1
        and I am a half-crest from Kolyma, if that wink
    6. Erg
      Erg 20 October 2015 07: 36 New
      +6
      Barakuda, you are not a crest (you have to "learn" for this), you are Russian. So there is no reason to worry smile
    7. Xergey
      Xergey 20 October 2015 08: 34 New
      0
      crest but it was fun, really for the whole day, the author burns super)))
    8. Magadan
      Magadan 20 October 2015 09: 59 New
      0
      our people have absolutely no humor :) I looked minus you wink
    9. bannik
      bannik 20 October 2015 11: 32 New
      +1
      Read, read and read! All Svidomo without fail!
    10. PROHOJIY
      PROHOJIY 21 October 2015 09: 56 New
      +3
      Barracuda is right. How do I write Russian to you.
      We are sitting with my bear and crying - Ukraine has closed the airspace for us ... Now the wizard in a blue helicopter will not come to us ... Bananas will not be brought, airplanes will not fly from whiskey, and we already have vodka in a samovar ...
      Damn, Ukrainians, do not regret us, so even take pity on the bear. He now all the time runs into the basement to the reactor - he considers the remaining rods. Now they also will not be brought, what are we going to bask in? We have already expired uranium coupons, and now what, again, at the end of the queue for the whole year, moved back ....
  6. savrog
    savrog 20 October 2015 06: 07 New
    +4
    80lvela trolling
  7. prostorabochiy
    prostorabochiy 20 October 2015 06: 08 New
    +4
    Chic essay. Pleased. I wonder who the real author is?
    1. WUA 518
      WUA 518 20 October 2015 06: 13 New
      34
      Quote: prostorabochiy
      I wonder who the real author is?
      Dossier on the author:

      He hides the year of his birth, but knows all the words of the anthem of the USSR (and not just the first verse), remembers anecdotes about Brezhnev and knows how to count on a slide rule. When asked if he saw dinosaurs, he answers with a mysterious smile.

      He originally wrote articles for pleasure, and when he began to receive royalties for them, he began to receive twice as much pleasure and began to write twice as much. When the number of publications exceeded 500, the counting ceased.

      It was published on the pages of one and a half dozen sites and in the magazines “Secrets of the XX Century”, “Riddles and Secrets”, and the weekly journal “Time .UA”. It is proud that some of his articles scatter across the Internet in dozens of copies.

      Anyone interested in the details of his writing activities sends to his website http://klimpodkova.ru/: "Everything is written there."
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  8. svu93
    svu93 20 October 2015 06: 12 New
    11
    Smiled! Especially when you consider that 2 I flew from the Crimea a day ago !!!)))))
    1. Kos_kalinki9
      Kos_kalinki9 20 October 2015 06: 19 New
      11
      Quote: svu93
      Smiled! Especially when you consider that 2 I flew from the Crimea a day ago !!!)))))

      And what, in fact, in the shops there is buckwheat and stew ???? laughing
      1. 341712
        341712 20 October 2015 12: 14 New
        +3
        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        Kos_kalinki9 (4) Today, 06: 19 ↑
        Quote: svu93
        Smiled! Especially when you consider that 2 I flew from the Crimea a day ago !!!)))))
        And what, in fact, in the shops there is buckwheat and stew ????


        laughing Already gone ... svu93 took with him, the whole plane, no PLANE !!!
        1. svu93
          svu93 20 October 2015 14: 04 New
          +3
          I repent ... I ate the whole stew and buckwheat on the spot ... in order to survive somehow ....))))))
          I brought only Massandra wines with me !!)))))
        2. svu93
          svu93 20 October 2015 14: 04 New
          0
          I repent ... I ate the whole stew and buckwheat on the spot ... in order to survive somehow ....))))))
          I brought only Massandra wines with me !!)))))
  9. Vladimir71
    Vladimir71 20 October 2015 06: 18 New
    +3
    It would not be bad if something like this were really printed on the censor, you would look and I’m sorry for the Ukrainians. Ukrainians earned well, at least for the sane part of them. West Usrains no longer enlighten ward number 6 all violent there you need to keep as many orderlies)))
  10. PValery53
    PValery53 20 October 2015 06: 18 New
    +7
    The author scrolled to the fullest Ukrainian MAZUTA - the current life of Khokhlyatsk. - Exactly!
  11. EvgNik
    EvgNik 20 October 2015 06: 32 New
    +6
    Thank! For morning publication, just what you need. The mood for the whole day +. (Even the sun came out for the first time in a couple of weeks, + more)
  12. vfqjh
    vfqjh 20 October 2015 06: 36 New
    +1
    Cool !!!
  13. miv110
    miv110 20 October 2015 06: 44 New
    +7
    A good cartoon could be made (ready-made script) - for some reason it is associated with the diary of a pig (apparently the style is similar) wink
  14. Born in USSR
    Born in USSR 20 October 2015 06: 56 New
    +6
    Neighing. After a little more, the Urukukrainians will set records for eating seeds. This is the only culture which has grown. The rest for some reason does not grow. Putin and the FSB are guilty again.
  15. samarin1969
    samarin1969 20 October 2015 07: 01 New
    -25
    Low-grade nonsense .... What did the author want to convince? ... That everything is crooked in Ukraine ...? ... Crimea is powerfully processed by satellite with two dozens of Ukrainian information channels for all categories of the population ... In response, the Russian Federation gives only one controversial Russia-24 ...
    1. Vladimir 1964
      Vladimir 1964 20 October 2015 10: 41 New
      +1
      Quote: samarin1969
      Crimea is powerfully processed by satellite with two dozens of Ukrainian information channels for all categories of the population ... In response to the Russian Federation, there is only one controversial Russia-24 ...


      But in this, Konstantin Viktorovich, you are right. hi
      1. skifd
        20 October 2015 13: 11 New
        +5
        Quote: Vladimir 1964
        Base nonsense .... What I wanted to convince author?


        The main goal of the author to convince Laugh (!) Over the marasmic antics of clowns from ukro-ukrok. Keep it simple. Maybe the cat "on the other side" will read, smile, and say: "Here, damn it ... And what am I ...".
    2. navigator
      navigator 20 October 2015 21: 18 New
      +2
      "Crimea is powerfully processed by satellite by two dozen information TV channels of Ukraine for all categories of the population ... In response, the Russian Federation gives only one controversial Russia-24 ..."


      So what, processed? Do you also propose to include 2 dozen as a counterweight?
  16. Flinky
    Flinky 20 October 2015 07: 04 New
    -17
    Some kind of crap.
    1. w3554152
      w3554152 20 October 2015 12: 14 New
      -3
      Surprised by the minuses of a healthy reaction to the delirium of Goebbels’s office of grandchildren.
      1. Erg
        Erg 20 October 2015 20: 33 New
        0
        It's simple - the "patriotism" of Svidomo is considered adequate by the people as clownery. Not to say "moralism". laughing How can you relate to people who are digging their own grave, passing it off as inflexibility "and" valor. "It's funny and sad ... I sympathize. I think that time is the best doctor. Let's talk in two years, Lieutenant Colonel wink
  17. Hubun
    Hubun 20 October 2015 07: 07 New
    +4
    It would be funny if it weren’t so sad
  18. Benia
    Benia 20 October 2015 07: 22 New
    +3
    Thanks to the author, he laughed heartily! lol
  19. Wolka
    Wolka 20 October 2015 07: 23 New
    -2
    Well this is memoirs of dill in advance, Leningrad and Stalingrad have a rest before this highly artistic work ...
  20. AndreyS
    AndreyS 20 October 2015 07: 52 New
    12
    Earlier, in the "terrible" USSR times, such things were called feuilleton! Honestly, I read it with pleasure, which reminded me of Mikhail Zadornov "American Spy" - https://youtu.be/V7RrN8jisgw
  21. Shurale
    Shurale 20 October 2015 08: 15 New
    +2
    A mona link to this opus? I would have thrown it to my friends in Ukraine, and when I throw off links to them from topvar, they swear.
    1. EvgNik
      EvgNik 20 October 2015 10: 47 New
      0
      Quote: Shurale
      A mona link to this opus

      http://klimpodkova.ru/
      The link was given above, it is necessary to read carefully.
    2. skifd
      20 October 2015 10: 51 New
      +3
      Quote: Shurale
      A mona link to this opus?


      Yes Easy .

      http://www.rusfact.ru/node/45747

      And by the way, this article was removed from the "censor" very quickly, the title of the article "hung" for some time without opening, then it disappeared too. Only three, in my opinion, people had time to "comment". After that, the "censor" apparently "suspected" that something was wrong, and leaked the article wassat laughing ..
  22. Flor Fokic
    Flor Fokic 20 October 2015 08: 18 New
    17
    I am from the Crimea. I read and cried. To the author - offset! And so, all this crap with a blockade - to one place. Nothing has changed, everything is in the shops.
    1. asher
      asher 20 October 2015 16: 12 New
      0
      That's all, but the pricing is somehow muddy. With what fright, olives in Crimea have become more expensive than ours in Siberia, and melons with watermelons and other vegetables and fruits are the same for the price. Moreover, a stone's throw from the Turkish-Egyptian abundance of everything and everyone. Someone doing a very shitty business. About simple water in 60 p. for half a liter in the Nikitsky Botanical Garden and many similar places it’s not worth mentioning. In stores, it is three times cheaper.
      1. Erg
        Erg 20 October 2015 20: 45 New
        +3
        Come on, friend. If you find out how much tea with "coffee" costs on Tverskaya ... With pies ... Personally, I don't bother - I just cook all this at home. I'm not Abramlevich Chubais. wink Build your house - and everything will be a bunch. Break through!
  23. Oleko
    Oleko 20 October 2015 08: 34 New
    +3
    Ah, good! Chess word. I won’t say for Crimea, but in Sevastopol they laughed at the blockade. From the source of infa.
    1. Flor Fokic
      Flor Fokic 20 October 2015 08: 44 New
      +2
      So I'm in the know!))
      To this day we laugh.)))
  24. Algetxnumx
    Algetxnumx 20 October 2015 08: 52 New
    +7
    Quote: Barracuda
    I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia.

    Your lack of sense of humor, this is your personal problem and do not impose your opinion on others lol
    1. Turkir
      Turkir 20 October 2015 10: 03 New
      +2
      Quote: Barracuda
      I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia.

      Your lack of sense of humor, this is your personal problem and do not impose your opinion on others


      Quote - "I am writing to you as a crest" and a crest "from Siberia" speaks of a great sense of humor. smile
  25. Stinger
    Stinger 20 October 2015 08: 56 New
    +3
    Masterpiece! particularly pleased
    For lunch, each got a potato and a piece of fat the size of a matchbox. Andrei ached: "I want to eat!" Mum three times sang to him "Ukraine has died a puppy!"
    . Although it was possible to sing four. There’s nothing to eat anyway. Underproduction. Serious.
  26. although
    although 20 October 2015 09: 10 New
    +1
    Thank! From the heart!
  27. rf xnumx
    rf xnumx 20 October 2015 09: 25 New
    10
    Notes of a Ukrainian nationalist from Crimea
    "Courageous people" laughing
    1. MSL
      MSL 21 October 2015 18: 32 New
      0
      Quote: vc 72019
      Courageous people "

      Maybe "MANY PEOPLE"?
  28. wandlitz
    wandlitz 20 October 2015 09: 31 New
    0
    Thanks to the author! Cheered up.
  29. Egoza
    Egoza 20 October 2015 09: 39 New
    12
    You are laughing, but the Ukrainian president is really worried about his people! As reported by 112 Ukraine TV channel, the president recommended:
    “We must understand with full responsibility that Ukrainian homemade moonshine is much superior in quality to factory production and, in addition, due to the low cost of the final product, Ukrainians can use it everywhere for the prevention and treatment of colds, it is an effective warming agent, especially in the winter season. People will become less sick, and therefore the overall health of the nation will only improve. Every Ukrainian family should have a moonshine still. We cannot underestimate the positive impact of home brewing for Ukraine. "
    Although it is possible, this is the channel's revenge on the president for the fact that the presidential administration of Ukraine demanded that the channel not broadcast footage of the handshake of Vladimir Putin and Petro Poroshenko at a meeting in Paris. Well, Ukrainians should not see such "zrada". But his advice has already been taken into account!
    1. AlexeyL
      AlexeyL 20 October 2015 10: 29 New
      0
      It looks like a fake.
    2. andrew42
      andrew42 20 October 2015 11: 14 New
      +5
      A new era of home brewing! Somewhere I already heard it. Deja Vu 2. Mikita Nechiporuk nervously smokes.
    3. kil 31
      kil 31 20 October 2015 11: 16 New
      0
      Fake. I will not believe. The fact that the factory production of poor quality in Ukraine, I willingly believe (I myself often come across this in the Russian Federation) But what about taxes? request
  30. Vovanfalcon
    Vovanfalcon 20 October 2015 09: 58 New
    +1
    In lying))))) .... had fun!
  31. ilyaches
    ilyaches 20 October 2015 10: 31 New
    +4
    He died for a long time, I especially liked about the drill. The author is 5 points.
  32. cniza
    cniza 20 October 2015 10: 36 New
    +4
    Original trolling had fun from the heart.
  33. IsailoR
    IsailoR 20 October 2015 10: 37 New
    +3
    "Putin rules, Bandera goat!"
    Oh my God!!! wassat
  34. Evil 55
    Evil 55 20 October 2015 10: 54 New
    +1
    Well done, the artist-poet ... Not everyone can write with a soul about an empty stomach ... Obviously not from Ukrainian patriots ..
  35. Arkan
    Arkan 20 October 2015 10: 56 New
    +1
    Thanks to the author, laughed heartily, alas, but the state described in the "notes of a Ukrainian madman, sorry posriot, is true."
  36. Svetlana
    Svetlana 20 October 2015 11: 07 New
    +1
    Yes, it looks like Zadornov’s style.
  37. holgert
    holgert 20 October 2015 11: 07 New
    +1
    Thanks --- cheered up !!!!
  38. Archon
    Archon 20 October 2015 11: 09 New
    +1
    80's humor, unfortunately.
    certainly cool, but somehow low quality.
    Could try
  39. misterwulf
    misterwulf 20 October 2015 11: 20 New
    +5
    Something that reminds me. Visit to a psychoanalyst:
    -I don't want to piss.
    -I don't want to piss.
    -I'm not pissing.
    -I'm not pissing!
    -It's not me...
    -It's not me!
    _I did not piss ....
  40. vnord
    vnord 20 October 2015 11: 22 New
    +1
    I cried ....
  41. wild
    wild 20 October 2015 11: 56 New
    +2
    What is there about the pro-Ukintsy say that? Yesterday, with a RBC admirer, I dived for half an hour, and that was all, Russian aggression, counter-terrorist operation, Buryats on tanks, etc. There are enough of your zombodowns and you are about Ukrainians. Imagine how they are being pressed on the brain ???
  42. Papin
    Papin 20 October 2015 12: 36 New
    0
    Not at all, but Perlin writes more fun at times.
  43. Earnest
    Earnest 20 October 2015 12: 46 New
    +6
    Quote: wild
    What is there about the pro-Ukintsy say that? Yesterday, with a RBC admirer, I dived for half an hour, and that was all, Russian aggression, counter-terrorist operation, Buryats on tanks, etc. There are enough of your zombodowns and you are about Ukrainians. Imagine how they are being pressed on the brain ???

    Okay, RBC - who is sitting in the Duma? How do you like that? "Member of the State Duma Committee suggests making military service an alternative to criminal punishment", http://tass.ru/obschestvo/2360742, author of the initiative, member of the State Duma Committee on Constitutional Legislation and State Building Alexei Didenko (LDPR): "We have had a problem with overcrowded prisons for a long time, we offer for men who have committed a criminal offense for the first time non-violent nature of light and medium severity, consider the possibility of their correction through service in the Russian Armed Forces. Moreover, our army is probably an even more effective educational institution than the prison system. "
    I am submitting a counter-proposal - to equate staying in the Duma as part of the LDPR faction with serving a criminal sentence, at the end of the term to defeat in rights and disqualify, and to members who put forward at least one initiative, transfer from general to especially strict, and so that for life, with a tattoo on their foreheads " MEMBER".
    1. Artyom
      Artyom 20 October 2015 14: 55 New
      0
      I understand that this member himself hid for a long time and squinted from the army! Otherwise, such nonsense did not offer.
  44. T-73
    T-73 20 October 2015 12: 50 New
    +1
    What for! The mood went up sharply!
  45. Leeder
    Leeder 20 October 2015 13: 09 New
    +4
    That is why he began to hate Svidomo separately, because now the phrase - "Glory to the Heroes!" became abusive ...
  46. nnz226
    nnz226 20 October 2015 13: 12 New
    +1
    Yeah .... all the dullness of dill is clearly shown! They just behave this way, they think so ...
  47. sledge
    sledge 20 October 2015 13: 46 New
    +1
    Thanks neighing! Respect to the author!
  48. SCHNIFER
    SCHNIFER 20 October 2015 13: 59 New
    0
    what Something is not particularly believed that this Hochma hung in the censor. There admins and for less harmless topics banned for a week at a time ...
    1. skifd
      20 October 2015 15: 27 New
      0
      Quote: SCHNIFER
      Something is not particularly believed that this Hochma hung in the censor. There admins and for less harmless topics banned for a week at a time ...


      Just imagine, "hung". But not for long, probably within 1,5-2 hours. After that, at first the article itself disappeared (did not open), later its "header" from the titles of publications.
  49. Lexa-149
    Lexa-149 20 October 2015 14: 12 New
    0
    Just lying around patstalom !!! laughing laughing laughing
  50. Balagan
    Balagan 20 October 2015 14: 27 New
    +1
    Straight in the style of "Brownie's Diary" or "Notes of the cat Shashlik" laughing