Notes Ukrainian nationalists from the Crimea, (translated from the language)

A small introduction. I went to censor.net (sometimes I visit this “cesspool”), and suddenly I find this creation. How it was published, how it was watched by the moderators of this "resource" - I do not understand. But I think it will soon be "fixed."


Notes Ukrainian nationalists from the Crimea, (translated from the language)


These notes with risk to life were taken out from the territory of the occupied Crimea. Despite the occupation, resistance fires in the Crimea. Reading these notes, it is impossible to refrain from tears ...


20.09.2015 Blockade

Today the blockade began. Learning in the market this newsI flew home like on wings. I ran home and shouted: “Ukraine has blocked the Crimea! Soon we will have nothing to eat !!! ”Mother sat down on a chair and wept. Father got up, looked at the portrait of our president hanging on the wall and said: “I believed! I knew! Motherland did not forget us !!! ”Grandpa lying on the couch whispered:“ They've waited ”- a small tear in his glass cheek. Andreyka whined: “And sho, yogurts will not be now ?!”, - but the father gave him a slap and he fell silent.

23.09.2015

I went shopping. There is no bread, there is no milk, the last cereal is bought. I met my girlfriend, we hugged her and wept with happiness. Are we really going to starve soon? Hurry! The folder climbed onto the roof and secured the yellow-blakytny prapor on the roof.

27.09.2015

For lunch, each mother gave two spoons of soup and a spoonful of barley porridge. She said that products should be saved. I could not resist and asked if we really had nothing left to eat? Mom said: “Yes, docha”, - tears flashed in her eyes. These were tears of happiness. At night, I snuck into the pantry, pulled out a bag of cereal and drowned it in the toilet. We must help the motherland!

30.09.2015

I had the first hungry faint. I just could not believe my happiness. For lunch, everyone got a potato and a piece of bacon the size of a matchbox. Andreyka whined: "I want to eat!" Mom sang to him three times "Schenya Ukraine is dead!"

05.10.2015

My father and I, with other true patriots of Ukraine, went to the border. In our hands, we carried a folder with a poster “Thank you, Ukraine, for the blockade!”, Which was painted all night. We shouted across the border to our valiant blockaders: “That's right, lads! Do not remove the blockade! We will soon have absolutely nothing to eat! Keep it up! Glory to heroes!"

06.10.2015

My father found Andreika's chocolate wrapper. The chocolate was given to him by the occupiers, the Muscovites. And he took it. My God, what a shame. Father whipped a traitor.

09.10.2015

For lunch, everyone got a mug of hot water. There is nothing in the shops. In the market there was one dill. The blockade is valid! In the evening, grandpa asked everyone to gather in his room and asked to open his chest. There we found the uniform of the cornet of the UPA, the battle flag and the German machine gun. "Swear that you bury me in this uniform, with a gun, covered with a flag," the grandfather ordered. We all swore.

12.10.2015

At lunch knocked at the gate. I opened. There were two buryat armed to the teeth, each holding a package in his hand. "Hello, we brought you food, and the neighbors say you do not go to the store or go to the bazaar." Loaves of white bread and sausage were peeking out of the bags. I looked at the invaders with hatred: "We do not need anything, we have everything." Without hearing the answer, they pushed me away, walked through the courtyard, went into the kitchen, where my mother was cooking dinner - pouring tea into cups. The elder put a bag of buckwheat on the table, two cans of “Tourist's Breakfast” and ordered the mother: “Cook porridge, but not that ... suitcase-ferry-Buryatia!”

Only when the mother put the cast-iron on the table with the ready-filled stewed porridge mongolokazapa left. Finally, the elder warned: “We will come tomorrow. And do not even think of opening the gate for us, otherwise we have a master key, ”and patted the grenade launcher on his shoulder.

We all gathered at the table. “It’s impossible to eat, it’s moskalskaya porridge, you have to throw it out,” grandfather mumbled. “You can’t throw them away,” my father objected, “Putin has spies everywhere, snitches, they will report.” We were all silent. “Eat,” the father broke the silence, “eat, I will take this sin upon myself.” We all cried and ate. No, not everyone was crying, the wretch Andrejka did not cry, but he ate with pleasure, already chomping. Grandfather had to feed by force.

Rising from the table, I rushed into the courtyard and put two fingers in my mouth, trying to induce vomiting. But damned stomach did not want to part with the eaten buckwheat. Did he sell to the Muscovites too? Exhausted, I went to my room and fell on the bed. Father entered quietly. I turned away not to see him. He sat down on the edge of the bed. "How could you, Dad?", - only I managed to squeeze myself out. "Forgive me, daughter, if you can," - the father stood up and, shuffling, left the room.

16.10.2015 A terrible day

Today was a scary day. In the morning I went to the city. Two cars stood in front of the store, Russian occupants with laughter and jokes unloaded boxes and brought them to the store. They were helped by traitors from the local. With a heavy heart, I came home and found a strange picture in the yard.

Andrejka was standing with her back to the fence, and in front of him was her father. “What happened?” - “He went to the invaders, he ate with them,” said the father gravely. I looked down and saw chocolates trampled into the ground, a plastic bottle crushed by my father's boot. "Russian kvass" was printed on the label. Father was breathing heavily. “Nenka-Ukraine is trying for us, made us a blockade, but he ... Wait and do not move. I gave birth to you, I will kill you. Daughter, bring grandfathers Schmeisser ".

"And here you are!", - the bastard showed the folder fig and a monkey climbed over the fence. The father jumped out of the gate: “Come back home in the evening - I will kill you!” “But I will not come back! - came from the opposite end of the street, - I'll go to the soldiers! They promised me to take the son of the regiment! I will grow up and also in the Russian army will serve I will go, under the contract! Putin rules, Bandera is a goat! ”Papa clutched at his heart.

My mother and I ran up, grabbed him by the arms and led him into the house. “I said, do not let him watch Russian Winnie the Pooh cartoons! They raised Moskal on their heads. ” We hardly sat him on the stool.

"Dad ..." I began. “Don't,” my father stopped me, “we all know. The blockade did not work. Klyati Muscovites have almost built a bridge across the Kerch Strait. ” He looked up at the portrait of our president and broke into a scream. “How could you let this happen ?! How allowed ?! We believed you so, jumped like this, and you! Why ... ", - the folder coughed, lowered the head and began to cry. A terrible day.

18.10.2015 The fight goes on!

In the morning, Pronya Prokopovna came to us. The father at this time at the gunpoint of the invader's automatic was eating Russian borscht. (Yesterday, these savages fed him Siberian dumplings.) “And I just saw your Andreika,” said Aunt Pronya. - With soldiers in a military car rides. He is like their own. He says he was identified in the music team, he is already being sewn ”... Papa bit off half a spoon.

When the soup was eaten and the occupant left, the father stood up, walked over to the president’s portrait hanging on the wall, said “pastry chef, b…” and removed the portrait from the wall. Then he came out and returned with the flag of Ukraine removed from the roof. “From now on, everybody even speaks Russian at home. Embroidery to throw out. To hide my grandfather and not show it to anyone, otherwise this old fool will not do anything else, Father turned to me: - buy a portrait of Putin and a Russian tricolor in the store. And tomorrow we all go to get Russian passports together. ”

In my opinion, he decided to go to the illegal position ...

The fight goes on!

Glory to Ukraine!
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  1. gamer 20 October 2015 05: 54 New
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    the brain is swollen from this canoe wassat
    1. Sid.74 20 October 2015 06: 01 New
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      Author Well done.hi He laughed heartily.smile
      1. Tatyana 20 October 2015 06: 31 New
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        And I liked the parody of the "enlightenment" of the stoned brains of Ukrainian nationalists in the Crimea!
        Especially this very wise statement of one of the characters about the superiority of Russia over Ukraine.
        [/B]
        quote from text
        [b] ... Putin rules, Bandera is a goat! ”
        [/B]
        1. roadsmell 20 October 2015 09: 10 New
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          This is a parody ..

          And here are real comments from another leper colony: at UNIAN they are discussing the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.
          1. silver_roman 20 October 2015 11: 18 New
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            that insanity generally grows stronger. and by the way it is very worrying. if all goes well, then in a couple of years Ukraine will be the second Baltic!
            Here's an example:
            was at the weekend in Kiev at an arms exhibition.
            There a lot of photos, but the most interesting thing is to look and read this:
            1. 341712 20 October 2015 12: 07 New
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              MAYAKOVSKY, on .... turned over in a coffin ... earflaps ...
              1. comprochikos 20 October 2015 12: 44 New
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                Moderators on the Censor missed this crap, just because it is nonsense. They are designed for another
                1. Penzyac 20 October 2015 18: 34 New
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                  Quote: comprochikos
                  Moderators on the Censor missed this crap, just because it is nonsense. They are designed for another

                  Bredyatina - in their opinion? Straightening convolutions (on them) on the face ...
                2. Prisoner 21 October 2015 07: 13 New
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                  They missed that they have neither mind nor sense of humor and instead of brains they have clay. And so it is a thing! Greatly, the author was agitating over banderophiles-jumpers.
            2. Good me 20 October 2015 12: 31 New
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              News directly related to Crimea:

              In Ukraine, the supports of power lines going to the Crimea were blown up

              20.10.2015, 12: 03
              The State Emergency Situations Service of Ukraine reported that unidentified persons blew up two towers of power lines leading to the Crimea. The incident occurred in the Kherson region.
              According to preliminary information, the supports were blown up by mortar mines, RIA Novosti clarifies.
              “Two pillars were blown up. They are damaged, but did not fall. Electricity is still being supplied, but it will be disconnected for the period of repair work, ”the agency reports to the State Emergency Service.

              Original news RT in Russian:
              https://russian.rt.com/article/124736
              1. Petrol 21 October 2015 11: 25 New
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                Good me
                that there in the submarine after cleaning Yarosh shlooben krivorukaya remained which normally cannot blow up a support and young sadists not how much to fight, how to rob and beat.
                those that were really ideological killed them in the Donbas; those that remained were beginning to understand that they were stupidly cleaned by miners so that they would not pose a threat so that while they “can” try to cling to the feeder by any means, markets, pasta washing business shops, offices, even huts on drive-through streets are running out.
                Oleg (a childhood friend) complained under a novoalekseevka on a spillway from a canal to the sivash of poor beggars that those who didn’t give anything broke through the bottoms of boats so that they would not go to the border for fish.
                if even the Führer (tyagnibok) smuggles the vodka business, then I’m silent about the little thing.
              2. udincev 21 October 2015 20: 03 New
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                Ukraine still has sources of payment?
                Undermine ...
            3. Yarhann 20 October 2015 17: 52 New
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              it will only happen if the population is reduced by a factor of 10 and the material supply grows about the same amount from the modern one. Here, only the first genocide of the Ukrainian population is eliminated from these two points by raising tariffs on credit maybachs for the oligarchy, by destroying industrial production, by reducing agricultural production with high added value (everything that went in the Russian Federation) and so on and so on - that is, yes, the population can be cut out but with At such a rate of economic destruction, the multiple welfare of the remaining population seems unrealistic.
            4. Zoldat_A 20 October 2015 19: 42 New
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              Quote: silver_roman
              that insanity generally grows stronger. and by the way it is very worrying. if all goes well, then in a couple of years Ukraine will be the second Baltic!

              It is good that not only Kuev is on that Territory, and not only such “posters”. There are others.
              1. silver_roman 22 October 2015 10: 03 New
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                photo from Kiev?
                I know that there are people who have not succumbed to propaganda. But they are few! in Kiev, I have never met such people. in the province still come across.
                1. Zverboy 23 October 2015 03: 45 New
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                  photo from Kiev?
                  I know that there are people who have not succumbed to propaganda. But they are few! in Kiev, I have never met such people. in the province still come across.

                  That shaft of normal people in Kiev, I do not know where you wandered in Kiev and with whom you talked, but most of my acquaintances are sober and normal people.
            5. SAILOROLD 20 October 2015 20: 34 New
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              To treat is already useless ... just put to sleep ...
            6. NDR-791 21 October 2015 17: 52 New
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              Quote: silver_roman
              that insanity generally grows stronger. and by the way it is very worrying. if all goes well, then in a couple of years Ukraine will be the second Baltic!
              Here's an example:
              was at the weekend in Kiev at an arms exhibition.
              There a lot of photos, but the most interesting thing is to look and read this:


              If this is in Ukraine and for Ukrainians, then why is it not written in the state language? ... Hackwork !!!
              1. silver_roman 22 October 2015 10: 05 New
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                and this is all humor: Most speak Russian. Many of course try to switch to the Ukrainian language, but this is a miserable sight: such a clumsy surzhik ... pah ... disgusting.
                I have a girl of the "progressive" generation sitting at work at the next table who considers Europe to be the light, and the Russian Federation - bears, samovar, vodka, balalaika, so she speaks pure Russian!
          2. silver_roman 20 October 2015 11: 20 New
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            and now near the torn Ukrainian flag:
            in general, I was in ah ..... u !!!! runs a lot of kids, climbs tanks and read it! recourse
            1. bobrb1281 20 October 2015 14: 53 New
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              Copper plaque! 4 occupiers! Agreed and the Russians vilely shot. B ... d, and here they sacredly believe in it and on this they raise children !! Just moral disabilities for the rest of their lives.
              1. Alexey RA 20 October 2015 15: 24 New
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                Quote: bobrb1281
                Copper plaque! 4 occupiers!

                Yeah, yeah ... and these 4 invaders forced the 000 Ukrainian group to retreat. laughing
                1. meriem1 22 October 2015 10: 54 New
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                  Quote: Alexey RA
                  Quote: bobrb1281
                  Copper plaque! 4 occupiers!

                  Yeah, yeah ... and these 4 invaders forced the 000 Ukrainian group to retreat. laughing


                  That says a lot. Either about the fact that they have moss instead of the brain .... Either about how MUCH THE ARMY OF RUSSIA IS STILL.
              2. silver_roman 22 October 2015 10: 01 New
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                those who publish it humorously do not believe in it. but the zombies that watch gos.TV are full. and the worldview on this is grown the most radical!
            2. YGV-97219 21 October 2015 08: 54 New
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              I would like to believe that among the parents of children who read this "work" there are quite a few adequate people who will explain to them that not everything that is written on the fence is such!
            3. temirtau72 21 October 2015 20: 38 New
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              ".... found a tormented flag in the cockpit of a BURNED truck ...." Mishiko probably tried, taught himself not only to bite ties))))
          3. olegnmnk 20 October 2015 12: 38 New
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            crest was born, a Jew cried.
            1. Penzyac 20 October 2015 18: 43 New
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              Quote: olegnmnk
              crest was born, a Jew cried.

              Given all the above, what was written and written, rather, imbitsil cried (at least) ...
          4. Coconut Tima 20 October 2015 13: 56 New
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            Quote: roadsmell
            And here are real comments from another leper colony: at UNIAN they are discussing the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.

            pintercook No concessions to the invaders! Ukrainian planes will fly around Russia without difficulty, but let the Russians try to fly around Ukraine! Let the aggressors fly through the South Pole!
            pintercook With Ukraine the whole civilized world, and who with Russia. A bunch of loser countries like China, India, Brazil, and Iran.
            You do not understand the test trolling in the form of sarcasm
            1. Alexey RA 20 October 2015 15: 25 New
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              Quote: coconut tim
              pintercook With Ukraine the whole civilized world, and who with Russia. A bunch of loser countries like China, India, Brazil, and Iran.

              It’s a bit thick ... one needs to work thinner for a fellow troll. good
            2. varov14 20 October 2015 17: 59 New
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              Personally, I realized that the trickster is a complete ignoramus, it’s a pity that our school is going the same way.
          5. Sauron80 20 October 2015 15: 04 New
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            Jew troll Khokhlov, and Russian are)))
            1. roadsmell 20 October 2015 21: 27 New
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              Judging by the comments "after" ... there is not even a Jew - so, anonymizer for entering from the ip of another state ...
              But the noble trolling!)))))
              Only a day later it turned out to be determined - by further comments that this leper colony did not even delete: they are in the subject)))
          6. _my opinion 20 October 2015 19: 21 New
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            Quote: roadsmell
            This is a parody ..

            And here are real comments from another leper colony: at UNIAN they are discussing the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.

            powerful powers? laughing ... you know, in my only power was the USSR, you just think - in 1945 the destructive war ended (and after it there were destructive wars - the First World War, civil war) ... and already in 1961 Gagarin flew into space ...
            Could the United States do this, ride on its territory at least one of the wars?
            it’s curtsy for the grudge of the day ... it's a fact ...
            1. SAILOROLD 20 October 2015 20: 38 New
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              You have a GOOD OPINION!
              I sign up ...
            2. MSL
              MSL 21 October 2015 17: 57 New
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              Quote: _my opinion
              you just think - in 1945 the destructive war ended (and there were destructive wars - the First World War, civil war) .... and already in 1961 Gagarin flew into space ...
              Could the United States do this, ride on its territory at least one of the wars?
              it’s curtsy for the grudge of the day ... it's a fact ...

              Add: the Cold War and the arms race imposed on the USSR
            3. Beaver 25 October 2015 10: 24 New
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              Have you watched the movie Mad Max? This is America after the war. A dirty, not organized herd - overflowing with negative qualities. In the first place - meanness. What kind of "cosmos" is there ... I wonder why they see themselves like that?
          7. Zoldat_A 20 October 2015 19: 38 New
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            Quote: roadsmell
            at UNIAN discuss the news about the planned dialogue between Russia and Ukraine on flights of civilian vessels.

            I didn’t understand something, or yesterday on TV they said that they forbid our flights over Ukraine, and they demand their flights to Moscow for another 3 month?
          8. SAILOROLD 20 October 2015 20: 32 New
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            This is really REAL HORSE ... laughed, almost slipped under the table ...
          9. EvgNik 21 October 2015 05: 15 New
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            Interestingly, they still use the Russian language. In Ukrainian, less likely to come from Western regions.
          10. Nikolay K 21 October 2015 10: 39 New
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            And scho, you still do not understand the Odessa humor?
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          12. goblin xnumx 21 October 2015 10: 57 New
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            a campaign nickname with the Israeli flag just trolls everyone and neighs at the same time under his desk :)
          13. krek13 22 October 2015 21: 57 New
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            Killed ... Completely ...
        2. Antoshka 20 October 2015 18: 41 New
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          I also liked it. It is necessary to throw in the social network, I have a couple of Ukrainian fellow students there. They are still listed as “friends,” although they have not written comments for six months now.
        3. Alexey-74 21 October 2015 08: 23 New
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          In fact, this is what happens in Ukraine if this small humorous "jumble" is applied to the whole Nezalezhnaya .....
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      3. Alexander Romanov 20 October 2015 06: 42 New
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        Quote: Sid.74
        Well done author

        And this article was really posted on the Censor, there you can see the moderators, like all visitors to the site from Ukraine, read the headline and the last line. And given this

        These life-threatening notes were removed from the territory of the occupied Crimea. Despite the occupation, a fire of resistance is fighting in Crimea.
        and here it is
        Glory to Ukraine!
        The local mods with a calm conscience and a sense of accomplishment, calmly skipped an article laughing
        1. Lukich 20 October 2015 08: 01 New
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          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          And this article was really posted on the Censor, there you can see the moderators, like all visitors to the site from Ukraine, read the headline and the last line. And given this

          These life-threatening notes were removed from the territory of the occupied Crimea. Despite the occupation, a fire of resistance is fighting in Crimea.
          and here it is
          Glory to Ukraine!
          The local mods with a calm conscience and a sense of accomplishment, calmly skipped an article

          or maybe one of the moderators wiser? smile
          1. RU-Officer 20 October 2015 10: 05 New
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            or maybe one of the moderators wiser?

            Well, has the cancer on the mountain whistled already? wassat Nah, this is "extreme zrada" negative It is necessary to quickly hit the SBU - a mess. repeat
            1. Lukich 20 October 2015 10: 12 New
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              Quote: RU-Officer
              It is necessary to quickly hit the SBU - a mess.

              Well, why should a Cossack fire wink
          2. Good me 20 October 2015 10: 35 New
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            Quote: Lukich
            or maybe one of the moderators wiser?

            Modera, this is such a specific substance that does not grow smarter lol repeat
        2. bannik 20 October 2015 11: 26 New
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          The censor moderators “skipped” a glass of vodka, had a bite of fat, then “skipped” more, and more, and laughed over their users' comments until they fell.
          1. comprochikos 20 October 2015 12: 47 New
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            In the text of the word "glory to Ukraine" - this is a pass to any govnoresurs
        3. Fregate 20 October 2015 11: 37 New
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          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          The local mods with a calm conscience and a sense of accomplishment, calmly missed the laughing article

          or maybe one of the moderators wiser? smile

          probably it’s more correct to say on the censor not moderators, but chandeliers laughing
          But apparently their mind is not able to recognize trolling.
        4. Shuttle 21 October 2015 12: 02 New
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          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Quote: Sid.74
          Well done author

          And on the Censor, this article was really posted, there to see moderators, like all visitors to the site from Ukraine read the headline and the last line.

          Beautyful soshialhak!
          Standing ovashion!
      4. Lukich 20 October 2015 07: 59 New
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        Quote: Sid.74
        He laughed heartily.

        wrong word, I neighing like a horse)))) it’s good that the neighbors have already left for work, I woke anyone up))))))
      5. Totalwar 20 October 2015 08: 45 New
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        The author who posted it on the censor is just the maestro of trolling !!! Neighing with all my heart !! laughing
      6. RBLip 20 October 2015 09: 46 New
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        Quote: Sid.74
        The author is well done. He laughed heartily.

        are you sho Well the truth! with help! laughing
        1. Simon 20 October 2015 14: 26 New
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          Friends, do not write such articles anymore, my laughter already hurts from laughter! laughing laughing laughing
      7. bazilio 20 October 2015 11: 26 New
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        Quote: Sid.74
        Author well done.hi Laughed heartily.smile

        this killed- "At this time, his father was eating Russian borsch at the gunpoint of the occupier. (Yesterday, these savages fed him with Siberian dumplings.)"
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      9. vdtomsk 20 October 2015 12: 24 New
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        But really Ukrainians behave like that. All adequate laugh at them, and they stubbornly live as clowns good
        1. Simon 20 October 2015 14: 30 New
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          The funeral march is being sung. "Ukraine hasn’t died yet," she is barely alive! belay crying
          1. ASK505 20 October 2015 15: 25 New
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            Sweet home stole a hymn and words from the Poles. There, too, the beginning, "Even Polish has not rotted ..."
        2. demidov.evg 22 October 2015 22: 26 New
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          This picture is most similar to the mise-en-scene of some theatrical comedy on the theme of modern Ukraine. But, most likely, this is not a theatrical production, but life itself, as it is. Old man Baudrillard was right - "art pervades life without a trace"! )))
      10. Drmadfisher 20 October 2015 13: 18 New
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        wonderful, neighing from the heart !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laughing laughing laughing
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      12. Aleksandr72 20 October 2015 13: 50 New
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        I am joining. Also laughed to colic. First surprised the title of the article
        Notes Ukrainian nationalists from the Crimea, (translated from the language)
        because in April-May last year, he was on a business trip in the Crimea and for a month and a half heard a mov only twice (except for advertising on radio and TV), and it turned out that in one case, coming from Odessa, she spoke with her Ukrainian relatives by phone, and in the second case, the seller in the pharmacy read out the annotation for the medicine to one grandmother and immediately translated from Moscow to Russian. And after reading the most surprised how moderators from the "Censor" missed this text. Although perhaps they took this seriously:
        In my opinion, he decided to go into an illegal situation ... The fight continues! Glory to Ukraine!
        wassat laughing
        I have the honor.
      13. gav6757 21 October 2015 12: 01 New
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        Well I do not know...
        How many canoes to write?
        Everything was clear from the very beginning!
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    2. vyinemeynen 20 October 2015 06: 02 New
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      It’s a very funny storyteller, I liked
      1. Karabanov 20 October 2015 07: 08 New
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        My reaction when reading the article
      2. smershxnumx 20 October 2015 07: 16 New
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        M = yes ... Smiled!
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    4. noWAR 20 October 2015 07: 38 New
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      This is trash, friends !!! But for today I have already cried out all my tears, I will say one thing to this "ke" --- THERE WILL BE ANYTHING !!!
      1. Evildaddy78 21 October 2015 09: 11 New
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        So maybe this is a map of 2016?
    5. Samaritan 20 October 2015 08: 03 New
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      Very much!
    6. Arjuna 21 October 2015 09: 08 New
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      Do not read. Take care of yourself. You can’t buy health. recourse Read Tolkien. good
    7. forest park 86 21 October 2015 21: 42 New
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      Was there? I think a funny fairy tale
    8. Russophile 22 October 2015 17: 00 New
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      In vain I thought that the sewer level of Petrosyanov’s humor is the bottom. It turns out, still diving and diving ...
  2. Federal 20 October 2015 05: 56 New
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    ..."I am hungry!". Mom sang to him three times: “The puppy died Ukraine!” ...

    In the morning the mood for the whole day was raised, thanks Klim Podkova! He laughed heartily.
  3. svp67 20 October 2015 05: 58 New
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    Or maybe it's time to gradually expose such "blockades" to all regions of Ukraine, then maybe all over Ukraine ...
    father stood up, went to the portrait of the president hanging on the wall, said "confectioner, b ..." and took the portrait off the wall. Then he went out and returned with the flag of Ukraine removed from the roof. “From today, everyone can speak Russian only at home. Throw out embroidery. To hide his grandfather and not to show anyone, otherwise this old one will still blur, which is not necessary, - the father turned to me: - buy a portrait of Putin and a Russian tricolor in the store. And tomorrow we are all going to get Russian passports together. ”
  4. Lunic 20 October 2015 06: 01 New
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    Class! Thanks to the author. Pleasant mood is provided.
  5. Barakuda 20 October 2015 06: 01 New
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    I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia. winked
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    2. science fiction writer 20 October 2015 06: 15 New
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      Quote: Barracuda
      I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia. winked

      I’m a stump that troubles, but you can explain your version of what “Crimea block” Crimea may not
      we will laugh and just cry. laughing
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    4. EvgNik 20 October 2015 06: 34 New
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      Barracuda, what's wrong with you? Didn’t get enough sleep?
      1. Barakuda 20 October 2015 06: 50 New
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        You could say that, I didn’t sleep. hi
        1. EvgNik 20 October 2015 10: 41 New
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          Quote: Barracuda
          You could say that, I didn’t sleep

          All the same, you need to sleep, the result is obvious.
        2. Lexeus 21 October 2015 16: 20 New
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          And that you have already begun to be transported to Siberia? good
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          MSL 21 October 2015 18: 14 New
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          Quote: Barracuda
          You could say that, I didn’t sleep. hi

          Get ready. They will eat you ........
      2. Good me 20 October 2015 11: 16 New
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        Quote: EvgNik
        Barracuda, what's wrong with you? Didn’t get enough sleep?


        No, the hidden Svidomo awoke.
    5. ssergn 20 October 2015 06: 46 New
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      Irony, sarcasm, yes this is it. But this
      Quote: Barracuda
      Delirium of a gray-haired mare.

      no.


      I also write to you as a crest, a native of Siberia, now living in the Urals. hi smile
      1. Magadan 20 October 2015 10: 00 New
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        and I am a half-crest from Kolyma, if that wink
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      Erg 20 October 2015 07: 36 New
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      Baracuda, you are not a crest (you need to “learn” this), you are Russian. So there is no reason to worry smile
    7. Xergey 20 October 2015 08: 34 New
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      crest but it was fun, really for the whole day, the author burns super)))
    8. Magadan 20 October 2015 09: 59 New
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      our people have absolutely no humor :) I looked minus you wink
    9. bannik 20 October 2015 11: 32 New
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      Read, read and read! All Svidomo without fail!
    10. PROHOJIY 21 October 2015 09: 56 New
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      Barracuda is right. How do I write Russian to you.
      We are sitting with my bear and crying - Ukraine has closed the airspace for us ... Now the wizard in a blue helicopter will not come to us ... Bananas will not be brought, airplanes will not fly from whiskey, and we already have vodka in a samovar ...
      Damn, Ukrainians, do not regret us, so even take pity on the bear. He now all the time runs into the basement to the reactor - he considers the remaining rods. Now they also will not be brought, what are we going to bask in? We have already expired uranium coupons, and now what, again, at the end of the queue for the whole year, moved back ....
  6. savrog 20 October 2015 06: 07 New
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    80lvela trolling
  7. prostorabochiy 20 October 2015 06: 08 New
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    Chic essay. Pleased. I wonder who the real author is?
    1. WUA 518 20 October 2015 06: 13 New
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      Quote: prostorabochiy
      I wonder who the real author is?
      Dossier on the author:

      He hides the year of his birth, but knows all the words of the anthem of the USSR (and not just the first verse), remembers anecdotes about Brezhnev and knows how to count on a slide rule. When asked if he saw dinosaurs, he answers with a mysterious smile.

      He originally wrote articles for pleasure, and when he began to receive royalties for them, he began to receive twice as much pleasure and began to write twice as much. When the number of publications exceeded 500, the counting ceased.

      It was published on the pages of one and a half dozen sites and in the magazines “Secrets of the XX Century”, “Riddles and Secrets”, and the weekly journal “Time .UA”. It is proud that some of his articles scatter across the Internet in dozens of copies.

      Anyone interested in the details of his writing activities sends to his website http://klimpodkova.ru/: "Everything is written there."
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  8. svu93 20 October 2015 06: 12 New
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    Smiled! Especially when you consider that 2 I flew from the Crimea a day ago !!!)))))
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      Quote: svu93
      Smiled! Especially when you consider that 2 I flew from the Crimea a day ago !!!)))))

      And what, in fact, in the shops there is buckwheat and stew ???? laughing
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        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        Kos_kalinki9 (4) Today, 06: 19 ↑
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        Smiled! Especially when you consider that 2 I flew from the Crimea a day ago !!!)))))
        And what, in fact, in the shops there is buckwheat and stew ????


        laughing Already gone ... svu93 took with him, the whole plane, no PLANE !!!
        1. svu93 20 October 2015 14: 04 New
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          I repent ... I ate the whole stew and buckwheat on the spot ... in order to survive somehow ....))))))
          I brought only Massandra wines with me !!)))))
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          I repent ... I ate the whole stew and buckwheat on the spot ... in order to survive somehow ....))))))
          I brought only Massandra wines with me !!)))))
  9. Vladimir71 20 October 2015 06: 18 New
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    It would not be bad if something like this were really printed on the censor, you would look and I’m sorry for the Ukrainians. Ukrainians earned well, at least for the sane part of them. West Usrains no longer enlighten ward number 6 all violent there you need to keep as many orderlies)))
  10. PValery53 20 October 2015 06: 18 New
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    The author scrolled to the fullest Ukrainian MAZUTA - the current life of Khokhlyatsk. - Exactly!
  11. EvgNik 20 October 2015 06: 32 New
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    Thank! For morning publication, just what you need. The mood for the whole day +. (Even the sun came out for the first time in a couple of weeks, + more)
  12. vfqjh 20 October 2015 06: 36 New
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    Cool !!!
  13. miv110 20 October 2015 06: 44 New
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    A good cartoon could be made (ready-made script) - for some reason it is associated with the diary of a pig (apparently the style is similar) wink
  14. Born in USSR 20 October 2015 06: 56 New
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    Neighing. After a little more, the Urukukrainians will set records for eating seeds. This is the only culture which has grown. The rest for some reason does not grow. Putin and the FSB are guilty again.
  15. samarin1969 20 October 2015 07: 01 New
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    Low-grade nonsense .... What did the author want to convince? ... That everything is crooked in Ukraine ...? ... Crimea is powerfully processed by satellite with two dozens of Ukrainian information channels for all categories of the population ... In response, the Russian Federation gives only one controversial Russia-24 ...
    1. Vladimir 1964 20 October 2015 10: 41 New
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      Quote: samarin1969
      Crimea is powerfully processed by satellite with two dozens of Ukrainian information channels for all categories of the population ... In response to the Russian Federation, there is only one controversial Russia-24 ...


      But in this, Konstantin Viktorovich, you are right. hi
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        Quote: Vladimir 1964
        Base nonsense .... What I wanted to convince author?


        The main goal of the author to convince LAUGH (!) Over the insane antics of clowns from ukro-ukurk. Be easier. Maybe the cat "on the other side" will read, smile, and say: "Here, damn it ... And what am I ...".
    2. navigator 20 October 2015 21: 18 New
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      "Crimea is powerfully processed by satellite by two dozen information television channels of Ukraine for all categories of the population ... In response to the Russian Federation, there is only one controversial Russia-24 ..."


      So what, processed? Do you also propose to include 2 dozen as a counterweight?
  16. Flinky 20 October 2015 07: 04 New
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    Some kind of crap.
    1. w3554152 20 October 2015 12: 14 New
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      Surprised by the minuses of a healthy reaction to the delirium of Goebbels’s office of grandchildren.
      1. Erg
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        Everything is simple - the "patriotism" of Svidomo is considered by an adequate people, like a clowning. Not to say "morality." laughing How can you relate to people digging their grave, posing as inflexibility "and" valor. It’s funny and sad ... I sympathize. I think that time is the best doctor. Let's talk in two years, lieutenant colonel wink
  17. Hubun 20 October 2015 07: 07 New
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    It would be funny if it weren’t so sad
  18. Benia 20 October 2015 07: 22 New
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    Thanks to the author, he laughed heartily! lol
  19. Wolka 20 October 2015 07: 23 New
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    Well this is memoirs of dill in advance, Leningrad and Stalingrad have a rest before this highly artistic work ...
  20. AndreyS 20 October 2015 07: 52 New
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    Earlier, in the "terrible" USSR times, such things were called feuilleton! Honestly, I read with pleasure, than reminded me of Mikhail Zadornov "American Spy" - https://youtu.be/V7RrN8jisgw
  21. Shurale 20 October 2015 08: 15 New
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    A mona link to this opus? I would have thrown it to my friends in Ukraine, and when I throw off links to them from topvar, they swear.
    1. EvgNik 20 October 2015 10: 47 New
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      Quote: Shurale
      A mona link to this opus

      http://klimpodkova.ru/
      The link was given above, it is necessary to read carefully.
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      Quote: Shurale
      A mona link to this opus?


      Yes Easy .

      http://www.rusfact.ru/node/45747

      And by the way, this article was deleted from the “censor” very quickly, for some time the title of the article “sagged” without opening, then it disappeared. Only three people managed to “comment”. After that, the "censor" apparently "suspected" that something was wrong, and merged the article wassat laughing ..
  22. Flor Fokic 20 October 2015 08: 18 New
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    I am from the Crimea. I read and cried. To the author - offset! And so, all this crap with a blockade - to one place. Nothing has changed, everything is in the shops.
    1. asher 20 October 2015 16: 12 New
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      That's all, but the pricing is somehow muddy. With what fright, olives in Crimea have become more expensive than ours in Siberia, and melons with watermelons and other vegetables and fruits are the same for the price. Moreover, a stone's throw from the Turkish-Egyptian abundance of everything and everyone. Someone doing a very shitty business. About simple water in 60 p. for half a liter in the Nikitsky Botanical Garden and many similar places it’s not worth mentioning. In stores, it is three times cheaper.
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        C'mon friend. If you find out how much tea and coffee costs on Tverskaya ... Under the cakes ... I personally don’t bother - I just cook it all at home. I'm not AbramlwichChubais. wink Build your house - and everything will be a bunch. Break through!
  23. Oleko 20 October 2015 08: 34 New
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    Ah, good! Chess word. I won’t say for Crimea, but in Sevastopol they laughed at the blockade. From the source of infa.
    1. Flor Fokic 20 October 2015 08: 44 New
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      So I'm in the know!))
      To this day we laugh.)))
  24. Algetxnumx 20 October 2015 08: 52 New
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    Quote: Barracuda
    I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia.

    Your lack of sense of humor, this is your personal problem and do not impose your opinion on others lol
    1. Turkir 20 October 2015 10: 03 New
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      Quote: Barracuda
      I recommend not to read. The delirium of a gray-haired mare. As a crest I am writing to you, originally from Siberia.

      Your lack of sense of humor, this is your personal problem and do not impose your opinion on others


      Quote - “As a crest I am writing to you” and a crest “originally from Siberia” speaks of a great sense of humor. smile
  25. Stinger 20 October 2015 08: 56 New
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    Masterpiece! particularly pleased
    For lunch, each got a potato and a piece of fat the size of a matchbox. Andrei ached: "I want to eat!" Mum three times sang to him "Puppy died Ukraine!"
    . Although it was possible to sing four. There’s nothing to eat anyway. Underproduction. Serious.
  26. although 20 October 2015 09: 10 New
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    Thank! From the heart!
  27. rf xnumx 20 October 2015 09: 25 New
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    Notes of a Ukrainian nationalist from Crimea
    "Courageous people" laughing
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      MSL 21 October 2015 18: 32 New
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      Quote: treble 72019
      Courageous people "

      Could it be "MANLY PEOPLE"?
  28. wandlitz 20 October 2015 09: 31 New
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    Thanks to the author! Cheered up.
  29. Egoza 20 October 2015 09: 39 New
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    Here you are laughing, and the Ukrainian president is really worried about his people! As the "112 Ukraine" television channel reported, the president recommended:
    “We must understand with full responsibility that Ukrainian home-brew is far superior to factory production in its quality characteristics and, in addition, due to the low cost of the final product, Ukrainians can use it everywhere for the prevention and treatment of colds, it’s an effective warming agent, especially in the winter season. People will get less sick, and therefore the general health of the nation will only improve. Every Ukrainian family should have a moonshine. We can’t underestimate the positive effect of brewing in Ukraine. "
    Although it is possible, this is the channel’s revenge on the president for the fact that the presidential administration of Ukraine demanded that the channel do not broadcast on the air the handshakes of Vladimir Putin and Petro Poroshenko at a meeting in Paris. Well, Ukrainians should not see such a "zrada". But his advice has already been noted!
    1. AlexeyL 20 October 2015 10: 29 New
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      It looks like a fake.
    2. andrew42 20 October 2015 11: 14 New
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      A new era of home brewing! Somewhere I already heard it. Deja Vu 2. Mikita Nechiporuk nervously smokes.
    3. kil 31 20 October 2015 11: 16 New
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      Fake. I will not believe. The fact that the factory production of poor quality in Ukraine, I willingly believe (I myself often come across this in the Russian Federation) But what about taxes? request
  30. Vovanfalcon 20 October 2015 09: 58 New
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    In lying))))) .... had fun!
  31. ilyaches 20 October 2015 10: 31 New
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    He died for a long time, I especially liked about the drill. The author is 5 points.
  32. cniza 20 October 2015 10: 36 New
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    Original trolling had fun from the heart.
  33. IsailoR 20 October 2015 10: 37 New
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    "Putin steers, Bandera goats. L!"
    Oh my God!!! wassat
  34. Evil 55 20 October 2015 10: 54 New
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    Well done, the artist-poet ... Not everyone can write with a soul about an empty stomach ... Obviously not from Ukrainian patriots ..
  35. Arkan 20 October 2015 10: 56 New
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    Thank you to the author, laughed heartily, alas, the described condition, in the "notes of a Ukrainian madman, sorry potsriot, is true.
  36. Svetlana 20 October 2015 11: 07 New
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    Yes, it looks like Zadornov’s style.
  37. holgert 20 October 2015 11: 07 New
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    Thanks --- cheered up !!!!
  38. Archon 20 October 2015 11: 09 New
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    80's humor, unfortunately.
    certainly cool, but somehow low quality.
    Could try
  39. misterwulf 20 October 2015 11: 20 New
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    Something that reminds me. Visit to a psychoanalyst:
    -I don't want to piss.
    -I don't want to piss.
    -I'm not pissing.
    -I'm not pissing!
    -It's not me...
    -It's not me!
    _I did not piss ....
  40. vnord 20 October 2015 11: 22 New
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    I cried ....
  41. wild 20 October 2015 11: 56 New
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    What is there about the pro-Ukintsy say that? Yesterday, with a RBC admirer, I dived for half an hour, and that was all, Russian aggression, counter-terrorist operation, Buryats on tanks, etc. There are enough of your zombodowns and you are about Ukrainians. Imagine how they are being pressed on the brain ???
  42. Papin 20 October 2015 12: 36 New
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    Not at all, but Perlin writes more fun at times.
  43. Earnest 20 October 2015 12: 46 New
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    Quote: wild
    What is there about the pro-Ukintsy say that? Yesterday, with a RBC admirer, I dived for half an hour, and that was all, Russian aggression, counter-terrorist operation, Buryats on tanks, etc. There are enough of your zombodowns and you are about Ukrainians. Imagine how they are being pressed on the brain ???

    Okay, RBC - who is sitting in the Duma? How do you like that? "A member of the State Duma committee suggests making military service an alternative to criminal punishment", http://tass.ru/obschestvo/2360742, author of the initiative, member of the State Duma committee on constitutional law and state building Alexei Didenko (LDPR): "We have long had a problem with overcrowded prisons, we offer for men who have committed a criminal offense for the first time non-violent nature of light and medium gravity, consider correcting them through service in the Russian Armed Forces, especially since our army is probably an even more effective educational institution than the prison system "
    I’m making a counter proposal - to stay in the Duma as part of the LDPR faction equate to serving a criminal sentence, at the end of the term, infringe on the rights and disqualify, and transfer members who have proposed at least one initiative from general to particularly strict, and so for life, with a tattoo on their forehead. " MEMBER".
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      I understand that this member himself hid for a long time and squinted from the army! Otherwise, such nonsense did not offer.
  44. T-73 20 October 2015 12: 50 New
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    What for! The mood went up sharply!
  45. Leeder 20 October 2015 13: 09 New
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    That’s why I began to hate Svidomo separately, because it’s now that the phrase is “Glory to the Heroes!” became abusive ...
  46. nnz226 20 October 2015 13: 12 New
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    Yeah .... all the dullness of dill is clearly shown! They just behave this way, they think so ...
  47. sledge 20 October 2015 13: 46 New
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    Thanks neighing! Respect to the author!
  48. SCHNIFER 20 October 2015 13: 59 New
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    what Something is not particularly believed that this Hochma hung in the censor. There admins and for less harmless topics banned for a week at a time ...
    1. skifd 20 October 2015 15: 27 New
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      Quote: SCHNIFER
      Something is not particularly believed that this Hochma hung in the censor. There admins and for less harmless topics banned for a week at a time ...


      Yes, just imagine, "hung." But not for long, probably within 1,5-2 hours. After that, the article itself first disappeared (did not open), later its "heading" from the titles of publications.
  49. Lexa-149 20 October 2015 14: 12 New
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    Just lying around patstalom !!! laughing laughing laughing
  50. Balagan 20 October 2015 14: 27 New
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    Straight in the style of "Brownie Diary" or "Notes of the Shish Kebab Cat" laughing