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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. The Poles are crazy, and our head hurts

Hello my dear readers!

At one point, I even doubted that I could write it again. But once I wrote - it means I could. In general, we, cockroaches, people are quite strong, and you will not take us with anything like this. But, as it turned out, there are exceptions.

And the blame for this is the most "cherch la femme", as the French say. It is especially bad when this “la femme” arranges a “better” to you, beloved one. Yes, and with collisions. Winter, they say, is near. Cold And hope only on the mercy of nature, Putin and Miller can only brainless representative of the artiodactyls. Therefore, one cockroach is simply obliged to take the paws in the paws and throw down to get a sheepskin coat. Or a fur coat. And if this cockroach (that is, as you understood it, I) needs additional argumentation ...

In short, when your faithful says this, playing with a hammer to beat off meat products, that's all. Drain, as they say, water. For the hammer hammer is the next level after the rolling pin. That is, no chance.

In general, Tarakanushka suggested that I take up the old type of business - go to the border Polish town for an exchange for a fur coat with my labors of the extracted supplies. It is unfair, of course, but the hammer ... again, you see ...

All that is needed for such an event is to have a card that allows you to cross the border under a simplified protocol. Residents of border villages and cities can get such a card for just 20 euros. And stay in Poland until 90 days. And, of course, they do not inspect them in the same way as the usual "trashechens".

Understandably, I got hold of this card. Not for the euro 20, of course, I’m not registered in the border area. But there are friends, and embroidered a little help. He now also had patrons wound up.

We all did pretty quickly, got together, and exactly on a day off, October 14, drove through Lviv to the town of Shechini. There, as Vyshivanok said, there are fewer problems and not so many people.

Indeed, there were few people, and we moved to the other side very quickly. Our goal was the town of Medyka. As if the same Shechini, only a side view. Polish, European appearance.

And here we go, such square and unmarketable. I am a typical metropolitan intellectual (only without glasses, understandable), and Vyshivanok is a sort of dandy: there is a blue-yellow scarf around his neck, and a black-red belt wrapped around his loins. Holiday at the frill.

We go so-so calmly, we move our whiskers, we look for the market. It is necessary, I say, to ask, where is the market here? Yes, says this fool, right now ask. Language, he will bring to Kiev, and to the market all the more. And what, I ask, do you speak Polish? Come on, Vyshivanok laughs, we are brothers, we will understand at a time.

Here we see, it is worth a bunch of such themselves lords cockroaches. Quite an intelligent-looking. Discuss something. Well, Vyshivanok naturally on them and goes. And they saw him, and also to us. Well met.

The most imposing of the Polish so asks, "Witz cats, shyto, Tso Bandera?" Damn it will understand what he asked there, and my fool heard a familiar word, and how Pavlov's dog reacted. Belly with a belt stuck out, and so proudly he says: yes, you know, sir, Bandera is our hero and defender of the Fatherland. And we have a holiday today, defenders and praise! Can you tell me where is the market here? We want, you know, to make an exchange.

Polish began to talk among themselves. Again, I do not understand, only the words of friends trying to catch. And it seems I catch, but with the concept of complicated. "Ukrainian Drangs, whore are ours in Volyn". Oops, and what have Volyn?

Understand, ask, realize - nothing I did not have time. Because four began to beat Vyshivanka, and three went to me. And the horror began. Vyshivanok screams as cut, although no one, thank God, didn’t cut it, they began to stomp cleanly into sixteen paws. Well, I immediately grabbed into the left front eye. I scream that I am not from Volyn, not from Lviv, I am Kiev, I can show my passport!

Even showed. But they hit not on the passport, but on chitin.

We are lying, in short, in the dust, I have a vodka from broken bottles flowing, Vyshivanka suckling from all the cracks ooze ... Bargained, in short. And here the grandma from ours from somewhere was drawn. Sons, he says, it’s not Nenka, you can't roll around drunk. They will be taken away by the policemen - the card will be ottymut, fined, you say, get together and go home. And she ran to the border.

Somehow we limped in the opposite direction. Of course, the police should not look for the truth. Yes, and did not stand on it at all. Home, in the mink, and she fell through the hell, this fur coat.

Returned, of course, I'm on the shield. Well at least I did not finish off, I changed the hammer to the first-aid kit. And now, five days after these events, I began to think who and for which we had been so marked. And nothing, however, has not yet dug. But be sure to add. From the principle and harm. Because there is nothing left.

Strange it all turns out, dear readers. We, of course, live in a strange time, you won’t understand at all who is friend and who is enemy. Our Polish people are lobbying, sort of like Poland is the first one who is behind us in terms of European integration, is pushing straight into one place to get. And the face in the blood beat. And vice versa. Putin Porosha the first enemy on earth, and the gas is not blocked. And in Russia they take to work, as they used to take. All this is strange.

Is it possible for the Poles to have the roof done, not worse than the maydauns, but we didn’t notice, or maybe something cardinal happened to us?

But I will definitely deal with this. As soon as the head returns to normal.

And I tell you, dear readers, use your time, that is, the day, for smarter things than a trip to Poland. There, it turns out, anything can happen.

Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. The Poles are crazy, and our head hurts

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  1. By001261
    By001261 20 October 2015 06: 48 New
    And among the Poles there are still people!
    1. Conductor
      Conductor 20 October 2015 09: 06 New
      Yeah, anything can happen in Poland: D
  2. aszzz888
    aszzz888 20 October 2015 07: 12 New
    На верхнем фото, на футболке надпись - " Украинец мне не брат". Звучит и смотрится хорошо.
    But the campaign, these are the same Natsik, only on Polish soil.
    They, like the law enforcement officers and Bandera, have Poland for the Poles.
    Horseradish radish is not sweeter. laughing
    1. hydrox
      hydrox 20 October 2015 07: 43 New
      Quote: aszzz888
      Poland for the Poles.

      This is good for Ukrainians :: it freshens the memory and cools the hot - if not enough, then they will add ...
      And no exclusivity, but Poland has already prepared the bill for Volyn, as well as restitution certificates - fun will begin with NG in Western Ukraine - the Poles will begin to regain their property!
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    3. xBoris
      xBoris 20 October 2015 09: 25 New
      Yes, no .. There is a different story. Bandera cut very Poles.
      And since he is a hero in Urkain, the Poles are angry .. In my opinion, it’s quite the case.
      So really, such Urkain - Poland is not a sister .. =)
      1. marlin1203
        marlin1203 20 October 2015 11: 09 New
        Да поляки вообще себя лучше всех считают. Как же - "шляхетская гордость". Вот только выхватили от всех в 20 веке и скромно так себе на окраине европы сейчас "дрейфуют".
  3. inkass_98
    inkass_98 20 October 2015 07: 23 New
    I remember that restitution by the skips on the nose, Poles friends have already organized a committee on claims for property left in Kresy. Soon zapadentsy will appreciate the friendliness of the Polish hosts.
    1. hydrox
      hydrox 20 October 2015 07: 47 New
      Quote: inkass_98
      Soon zapadentsy will appreciate the friendliness of the Polish hosts.

      And by the way, they will get everything that they aspired to, but not in the EU, but in their own land: there will be no slavery yet, but the living spaces in the backyard, closer to the barn and poultry houses, need to be prepared, otherwise there will simply be no place to live .. But closer to the workplace (and feeding will be from one bucket for pigs and zapadentsiv)!
  4. parusnik
    parusnik 20 October 2015 07: 40 New
    We lie, in short, in the dust, I have a vodka flowing from broken bottles, Vyshivanka's oozing oozing from all the cracks ...... Mdyayaya ... went for a loaf of bread .. Vyshivanka, I would advise you not to learn English as well, here just now Getman Potroshenko suggested that English be made the second state language, it’s understandable, the colony needs to know the language of the mother country ..
    1. hydrox
      hydrox 20 October 2015 07: 51 New
      For kaklov, the language of the mother country will be Polish ...
    2. wandlitz
      wandlitz 20 October 2015 09: 26 New
      Yes, they still don’t squander everything on their own, but they’re talking somewhere in the Aglitz language about state affairs.
    3. Turkir
      Turkir 20 October 2015 15: 20 New
      just now Getman Potroshenko proposed that English be made the second state language

      It would be necessary for civil servants to make English the first state language.
      Then only two Valtsman and Bokai would have remained in power, butted them to the side.
      Here the hetman is not speculative - all his two-man critics would disappear in a moment.
  5. hohryakov066
    hohryakov066 20 October 2015 07: 41 New
    A HANGER BEGAN. I won’t say that I’m terribly glad, but nice.
  6. Wolka
    Wolka 20 October 2015 08: 16 New
    and the Ukrainians beat a few Poles, apparently it hasn’t reached yet for what ...
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 20 October 2015 09: 56 New
      Quote: Volka
      and the Ukrainians beat a few Poles, apparently it hasn’t reached yet for what ...

      Так как не бить-то? Оно полякам такие "супризы" надо?
      At the Krakovets checkpoint in the Lviv region, border guards prevented an attempt to move the tube from RPG-21 anti-tank grenades without proper 26 documents. Tubus was discovered by a border outfit with the help of a special Cherry service dog in a box with a transfer abroad, which was transported on a Kiev-Wroclaw bus. The dog clearly pointed to the border guard at one of the boxes among the suitcases and things of the luggage compartment of the bus, ”the SPSU reported.
      The bus driver said that he was asked to take this transfer halfway. Its contents were unknown to him, border guards said.
      According to the SPSU, investigative groups of the internal affairs bodies and the Security Service of Ukraine were called to the scene.
      1. wasjasibirjac
        wasjasibirjac 20 October 2015 15: 40 New
        Quote: Egoza
        border guards prevented the attempt to move 21 tubes without RPG-26 anti-tank grenades without proper documents.

        and tubes - i.e. Shotgun grenade launchers? were they brought to Poland as souvenirs or what?
  7. Mikhail Krapivin
    Mikhail Krapivin 20 October 2015 09: 04 New
    Polish Natsik piled on Ukrainian Natsik. The award found a hero! :)
  8. whiteeagle
    whiteeagle 20 October 2015 09: 24 New
    people in the province are tough
    1. Nagaibak
      Nagaibak 20 October 2015 10: 07 New
      whiteeagle"в провинции люди жесткиe."
      Who is hard there?))) Judging by the video, the Poles took a shot and entered into peace negotiations. But the crest was not afraid))) one against two))) Although I got it in the face.))) I climbed back into the bus.))) As a result, there was nothing to talk about peace. We would certainly have finished off. We would get out of the transport and inflate with beer bottles on the head.
  9. kizhe
    kizhe 20 October 2015 11: 26 New
    Ukrainian servants were not allowed to panam. Zapadentsev served the gentleman of the Poles. Their past and their future.
  10. _KM_
    _KM_ 20 October 2015 11: 32 New
    Поляки еще те "друзья". Поэтому когда жители Украины говорят о дружбе с ними они игнорируют исторический опыт. За что и страдают.
  11. Belousov
    Belousov 20 October 2015 12: 30 New
    A curious situation looms, a very curious one. So much for Poland's sister laughing And after they begin to squeeze zapadentsev restorations for restitution will become even more fun good laughing "Украина - це Еуропа" laughing
  12. Felix1
    Felix1 21 October 2015 06: 09 New
    Well this must be so miserable that would go from Kiev to a fur coat in the Polish Mukhos .... ny. And so poorly show how the Poles dislike Ukrainians. not, far from Kiselyov, sit down, deuce.
  13. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 22 October 2015 12: 03 New
    here they are the fruits of ingestion - which is the euro))))) thanks Tarakasha! pleased - hell and with sadness .......