US Navy men are worried about the further fate of the Illinois submarine after three attempts by Michelle Obama to smash a bottle of champagne

Perhaps the organizers of the ceremony of transferring the latest Illinois submarine to the underwater the fleet The United States regretted that the wife of the American president, Michelle Obama, was chosen as the main character of the ceremony. The first lady of the state was asked to make a speech and smash a bottle of champagne on board a submarine with the latest stealth technology. As a result, either the champagne bottle turned out to be too strong, or Ms. Obama beat with undue zeal (although you can’t say the exact thing in the video), but glassware was submitted only the third time.


And the bottle didn’t break at all from a strike on the board of a submarine, but after a strike by Michelle Obama on the beam holding the stand.

In the naval circles of the United States after the incident that occurred during the ceremony, with bitter irony they say that the incident, they hope, will not affect the service of Illinois and its crew.



One of the users of the American segment (nickname - Rod14) of social networks wrote that "it is better to let it happen, but you could have mistakenly smashed a bottle on the head of the submarine commander".

After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.
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  1. silberwolf88 12 October 2015 14: 15 New
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    We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))
    1. Baikonur 12 October 2015 14: 18 New
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      Black sign from Black Marriage`O`Baba!
      1. mishaia_23 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
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        Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law is the witch of Voodoo ... crying
        1. NEXUS 12 October 2015 15: 37 New
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          Quote: mishaia_23
          Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law is the witch of Voodoo ... crying

          Koldanula and broke ... drowned the boat nafig laughing
        2. kare 12 October 2015 18: 17 New
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          Quote: mishaia_23
          mishaia_23 SU Today, 14: 24 ↑

          Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law witch Voodoo ... crying


          I don’t know about the witch

          1. Lelek 12 October 2015 19: 28 New
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            Quote: kare
            I don’t know about the witch


            Me too, but however ...
      2. Themi30 12 October 2015 14: 42 New
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        It is worth recognizing that she looks more impressive, and more courageous than her husband.
        1. Vladimir 1964 12 October 2015 19: 40 New
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          Quote: TheMi30
          It is worth recognizing that she looks more impressive, and more courageous than her husband.


          Yes, Dear TheMi30, perhaps you are right, and not just in bed! wassat laughing good
      3. vell.65 12 October 2015 17: 09 New
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        Or a black mark! laughing
      4. gav6757 12 October 2015 23: 59 New
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        So what are you going to do?
        No, to do as in our shipyards, so no!
        These Yankees have baseball everywhere, they even hit the boat like in baseball ...
        De-bills in general !!!
        1. Themi30 13 October 2015 10: 50 New
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          Yes, laaad, do not go too far, she is a woman, all the same, and so here she was persecuted (not peasantly), although here 50% of the people could easily mess in this situation.
    2. SRC P-15 12 October 2015 14: 19 New
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      After the ceremony, the organizers hastened to explain the incident by saying that "the submarine is rubberized."

      So Michel had to explain that you first need to remove the condom from the boat! laughing
      1. oleg-gr 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
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        In the scrap of it, along with Michelle ... Surname Obama and here could not ...
      2. BMP-2 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
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        Urgently rename "Illinois" to "Illovaysk", and then reassure submariners guaranteed! laughing
        1. Hort 12 October 2015 16: 07 New
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          then they will raise the flag of the confederation and go to the Black Sea Fleet laughing
      3. NEXUS 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
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        Quote: SRC P-15
        So Michel had to explain that you first need to remove the condom from the boat!

        How can I take this off ?! She has a contraceptive husband. wassat
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        1. Vladimir 1964 12 October 2015 19: 43 New
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          Quote: yushch
          Yes, there is almost no density rubber inferior to metal, so this is an excuse for those who are not in the subject. In general, I saw the British have a special system of counterweights to the rope with the bottle, and when the old queen threw the bottle into the ship, this system (the bottle of course) was so dispersed that there couldn’t be a misfire even if you want.


          Vitaly, well, Americans are a more impudent and dumb derivative of the Anglo-Saxons, with no history or traditions. hi
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    3. vorobey 12 October 2015 14: 19 New
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      Quote: silberwolf88
      We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))


      Husband and wife are one Satan ... that the husband lies, that the wife ..
      1. X Y Z 12 October 2015 20: 40 New
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        That's for sure. What this family will not undertake, all Iraq turns out and even worse.
    4. vovanpain 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
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      At one time, the mattresses shot the film "K-19. There, too, the bottle didn’t break, so they kicked it on their own head.
      1. lelikas 12 October 2015 14: 46 New
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        Quote: vovanpain
        At one time, the mattresses shot the film "K-19. There, too, the bottle didn’t break, so they kicked it on their own head.

        She did not crash there in real life - as a result, one of the most unsuccessful boats.
      2. Greenwood 13 October 2015 06: 23 New
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        Well, filmmakers were not mistaken. How many accidents after that on K-19 ?!
    5. Alexander Romanov 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
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      Quote: silberwolf88
      We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew

      The crew in droves writes reports on dismissal from service. laughing
    6. atalef 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
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      Quote: silberwolf88
      We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))


      I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family. laughing
      1. EGOrkka 12 October 2015 14: 46 New
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        atalef
        I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.


        ..... and not even transmitted by blood ..... some kind of karma ???? wink
        1. BIGLESHIY 12 October 2015 14: 55 New
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          Quote: EGOrkka
          atalef
          I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.


          ..... and not even transmitted by blood ..... some kind of karma ???? wink

          Or sexually laughing
      2. Corsair 12 October 2015 16: 21 New
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        Quote: atalef
        I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.

        laughing husband and wife, one of Satan...
    7. Fregate 12 October 2015 14: 31 New
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      US Navy men are worried about the further fate of the Illinois submarine after three attempts by Michelle Obama to smash a bottle of champagne

      And instead of seven feet under the keel, she did not want seven minutes under the keel? laughing
      As for the bottle, it’s not surprising to look at what kind of dumbbells her husband lifted, then what can I say about her, although maybe she will be stronger.
      1. Amurets 12 October 2015 14: 43 New
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        Another "Hiroshima" which will bring Widows. There is nothing to be done, this is a sign.
      2. cyberspace 12 October 2015 15: 36 New
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        Quote: Fregate
        And instead of seven feet under the keel, she did not want seven minutes under the keel?

        After breaking champagne on her third attempt, she actually wished the boat seven miles above the wheelhouse.
    8. marlin1203 12 October 2015 15: 05 New
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      "A mother's drunkard is grief in the family!" laughing
      1. amirbek 12 October 2015 15: 38 New
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        they say she cut herself ... we will follow the history of a rubberized boat
      2. jjj
        jjj 12 October 2015 15: 39 New
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        Here she is a beauty!
        And when we take out the boat, an officer hits the bottle, striking the metal part of the hull in the stern
    9. Russian Uzbek 12 October 2015 15: 37 New
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      these are the last niggas in the white house
    10. varov14 12 October 2015 19: 38 New
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      Drown in grandmother, don’t go, you need to sell, change karma, it’s better for us, we will re-equip a little and break up a new bottle.
  2. AdekvatNICK 12 October 2015 14: 16 New
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    I wouldn’t go to such a boat)) not only did the bottle not break right away, but it’s also American
    1. lelikas 12 October 2015 14: 27 New
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      Quote: AdekvatNICK
      I would not go to such a boat))

      Hiroshima and Kursk also did not break bottles ...
      1. WUA 518 12 October 2015 14: 58 New
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        Quote: lelikas
        the bottles didn’t break with the Kursk ...
        Launching of the Kursk nuclear submarine. The first nuclear missile submarine of the USSR under the number "K-19", it seems, was written on the line to become a kind of record, to survive all conceivable and unimaginable misfortunes. By the way, their forerunner was a symbolic episode that happened already when the nuclear submarines descended from the slipways: a bottle of champagne did not crash on the boat stem.
        1. Amurets 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
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          How many books I read about ships, it’s written everywhere that if a bottle of wine didn’t break, a bottle of champagne didn’t break everywhere, and champagne is also wine, then the ship has an unfortunate fate.
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        3. gjv
          gjv 12 October 2015 16: 13 New
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          Quote: WUA 518
          what happened already during the descent of the submarine from the slipways: a bottle of champagne did not crash on the boat stem.

          I don’t get it. At 0:03, the spray flew in different directions. Is that not broken?
          1. WUA 518 12 October 2015 16: 29 New
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            Quote: gjv
            At 0:03, the spray flew in different directions.

            It just crashed, so I posted it, here is the full version.
      2. Manul 12 October 2015 15: 09 New
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        Quote: lelikas
        Hiroshima and Kursk also did not break bottles ...

        And Costa Concordia ...
    2. CARLSON 12 October 2015 14: 31 New
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      She just didn’t hit the boat 3 times, the article says that this boat is invisible (a submarine with the latest stealth technology), so I had to break it into a beam. The main thing is that the crew would not forget where to park, otherwise they will look for its invisible for years
  3. Million 12 October 2015 14: 16 New
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    You can not trust responsible affairs to blacks
    1. Scoun 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
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      Quote: Million
      You can not trust responsible affairs to blacks

      A woman at sea))) and everything else is details))) Lying to women to trust marine men's affairs)))
      1. WUA 518 12 October 2015 14: 47 New
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        The baptism of the ship is an old tradition. For this, the godmother is chosen. In this case, no comment .... But history has preserved other interesting facts. Before the war, one noble Englishwoman was honored to be the godmother of the cruiser at the John Brown shipyard in Glasgow. But it so happened that the trigger device worked before she waved the bottle. The ship began to move along the slipway to the water. Tearing off the cord tied to the top of the stem, the Englishwoman grabbed the bottle, rushed down from the ceremonial platform and ran along the slipway after the cruiser. At the very edge of the trigger track, she threw off her shoes and right in the dress, holding the bottle with one hand, sailed for the ship. Having reached the stopped cruiser, the brave godmother, with the approving roar of a crowd of thousands, broke a bottle of champagne, as it should be, on the ship’s bow and swam to the boat rushing towards her.
        1. gjv
          gjv 12 October 2015 16: 34 New
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          Quote: WUA 518
          one noble Englishwoman was honored to be a godmother

          In the second photo, on May 27, 1967, Caroline Kennedy spoke at the age of nine at the baptism ceremony of an aircraft carrier built on Newport News Shipbuilding named after her father, the last American non-nuclear aircraft carrier CV 67 John F. Kennedy, decommissioned in 2007.
          Most recently, on August 22, 2015, at the Newport News Shipbuilding American company Huntington Ingalls Industries in Newport News, Virginia, the official ceremony of the official laying of the nuclear aircraft carrier CVN 79 John F. Kennedy, the second ship of a new type after CVN, was under construction 78 Gerald R. Ford. The godmother of the new aircraft carrier was also the daughter of President John F. Kennedy (and the only one living of his children) 57-year-old Caroline Kennedy.

          During the laying ceremony of CVN 79, the initials Carolyn Kennedy - “ICS” were cut out by the welder Leon Walston from Massachusetts on the ship’s embedded plate.
      2. Amurets 12 October 2015 15: 33 New
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        Each ship "Godmother" is still a woman. And if there is a "Godfather", this is an order of Mafiosi.
  4. ilyaches 12 October 2015 14: 16 New
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    Surely now the American media will announce that here the "hand of Moscow" will be traced.
    1. sinukvl 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
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      Yeah, Putin is always their fault.
    2. Million 12 October 2015 14: 30 New
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      They will write that it was written on the bottle "Soviet champagne")
      1. amirbek 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
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        like a fish from Wait a minute !!!
    3. 33 Watcher 12 October 2015 15: 36 New
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      Yeah, it’s not enough that the boat is rubberized so they slipped a rubber bottle laughing
    4. gjv
      gjv 12 October 2015 16: 44 New
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      Quote: ilyaches
      Moscow’s hand will be traced.

      That's where the "hand of Moscow" ...
      On October 10, 2015, in Cairo, in the Presidential Palace of al-Ittihad, in the presence of Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi and French Prime Minister Manuel Waltz, an agreement was signed on the acquisition by Egypt of the French shipbuilding association DCNS of two universal landing ships built in France originally built for France ( UDC) of the Mistral type (in the construction they had the names of the Russian Navy "Vladivostok" and "Sevastopol").

      And here's where.

      The first exit to the sea at the factory sea trials of the Zvezdochka Shiprepair Center in Severodvinsk, the parent enterprise of the Akademik Kovalev armament marine transport project 20180TV (20181). Severodvinsk, 11.10.2015/XNUMX/XNUMX (c) Oleg Kuleshov / kuleshovoleg.livejournal.com

      Here is the "Moscow pen" ...
      During the Unified Acceptance Day, military builders reported to the Minister of Defense about the following facilities put into operation in the III quarter of 2015:

      .

      - berth for basing the strategic missile submarine cruiser (SSBN) of project 955 Alexander Nevsky in Vilyuchinsk. Before the arrival of the nuclear submarines, military builders completed the construction of a monolithic reinforced concrete site on a pile foundation, replaced cable lines for electricity supply, carried out anti-corrosion protection, and repaired access roads.
  5. Decathlon 12 October 2015 14: 17 New
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    Not racist and adequate, but it feels like a chimpanzee is practicing skills of knocking palm fruits with a stick! No?!
    1. Volodin 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
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      Quote: Decathlon
      Not racist and adequate, but it seems that chimpanzees have the skills of churning palm fruits


      Holy-holy ... What, then, feelings of racists, and yes even in inadequate? ..
  6. JACTUS RECTUS 12 October 2015 14: 17 New
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    And this is good)))!!!
  7. Funnels 12 October 2015 14: 19 New
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    Champagne probably "Soviet" was, well, or "Russian". That's the incident. It turned out a bad omen.
    1. inkass_98 12 October 2015 14: 25 New
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      Crimean laughing
    2. your1970 12 October 2015 16: 13 New
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      What are you ???? !!!!!!! what a bad omen this is !!!! This is the best omen for the RF — our “partners” will have one more problem boat!
      belay belay Or maybe she’s ours? How McCain the aircraft carrier didn’t crash a bit, this one - the nuclear submarine pushes her under the monastery !! Yes, and her husband also tries to dishonor the whole US world, and he does!
  8. Dezinto 12 October 2015 14: 21 New
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    Sailors now have to drive on it ...
    1. novobranets 12 October 2015 14: 51 New
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      Serve disciplinary action and arrests on it will be. American penal battalion. bully
  9. Llirik 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
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    With all my love for the weaker sex, women cannot be trusted to break bottles when launching ships. Well, just in case ... hi
    1. Rus2012 12 October 2015 14: 32 New
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      Quote: Llyric
      women cannot be trusted to break bottles when launching ships

      ...this is a tradition!
      Not following it threatens even greater troubles ...
      Where did the custom of breaking a bottle of champagne come from? The rite of consecration of ships has always had a religious character, its purpose is to earn the mercy of the gods. At one time, it was even believed that this goal can be achieved by sacrificing people. For example: the Vikings, launching ships on the water, laid under the keels of slaves. The Phoenicians and the peoples of the East sprinkled the sides of the new ship with the blood of the beautifully slaughtered beautiful girls - slaves, the Romans sacrificed captured pirates when launching the ships. In the Middle Ages, wine became an indispensable attribute of consecration. Before entering the first voyage, the deck of the ship generously sprinkled them. The rite of consecration of the vessel was always arranged very lavishly - the royal dignitary, who was presented with wine in a golden goblet, made a toast for the welfare of the ship, and then this goblet was thrown overboard. At the end of the 7th century, they stopped throwing precious goblets overboard, but the custom was established to break a bottle of wine on the stem of a descent vessel. This ceremony has survived to the present day, and following the example of France, champagne was used for it, which, as it were, symbolizes the first contact of the ship with the foaming sea wave.
      This is a custom that has long existed in America. The "lady" is usually the wife of the director of the company, engineer, foreman or worker. She is handed a large bouquet and issued documents: "Lady such and such is really the lady of such and such a ship."
      There is a solemn moment of the descent of the ship from the slipways. In front of the ship is a long colored ribbon. When the ship begins to move along the grated platform, the belt breaks, and the azure distances of the seas and oceans first open in front of the ship.
      The person presiding at the celebration gave a signal: the ship started, slipped on wooden boards, the "lady" broke a bottle of champagne on board.
      This happens almost all over the world!
      1. Llirik 12 October 2015 15: 10 New
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        Well. So you need to prepare a bottle. To avoid.
  10. kot23 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
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    In general, a monkey with a grenade is something, but here .....! And they have the wrong champagne!
  11. Zai pali 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
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    Most likely it will take off.
  12. Roman 1977 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
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    Well then: How do you call a yacht so it will float ... "
  13. Turkir 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
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    Probably this is "Soviet champagne" in a Soviet bottle.
    The American would have crashed the first time.
  14. Dezinto 12 October 2015 14: 25 New
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    After the ceremony, the organizers hastened to explain the incident by saying that "the submarine is rubberized."


    Well, what does the rubberized boat have to do with it ??!

    - She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time I stupidly missed, the second time I hit but did not break, .... well, then I waved it right.
    1. atalef 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
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      ?! She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time she stupidly missed, the second time she hit but did not break, .... well, then she made an awesome grimace and remembered

      like chopped coconuts. wassat
      1. novobranets 12 October 2015 14: 55 New
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        like chopped coconuts.

        While I lived in the White House, I lost my knack, now go and climb trees poorly. laughing
      2. Dezinto 12 October 2015 14: 57 New
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        like chopped coconuts


        But I corrected my comment))) yes, yes - "..and remembered the ancestors."
        1. Mercenary 12 October 2015 16: 33 New
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          Right!!! As she was a monkey, she remained (even in the white house, even in the booth ...) laughing
    2. atalef 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
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      ?! She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time she stupidly missed, the second time she hit but did not break, .... well, then she made an awesome grimace and remembered

      like chopped coconuts. wassat
    3. Vladimir73 12 October 2015 16: 38 New
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      THIS IRON - Quote: And the bottle didn’t break at all from a strike on the board of a submarine, but after a strike by Michelle Obama on the beam holding the stand. so the rostrum has a great future as a ship or submarine laughing yes
  15. flSergius 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
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    I also once saw in a zoo how an angry monkey threw his toy across the cage.
  16. VNP1958PVN 12 October 2015 14: 27 New
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    Why are you alarmed there! To China, for scrap. We have already passed this, not without the help, by the way, of these same applicants for world domination!
  17. HAM
    HAM 12 October 2015 14: 34 New
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    With these lips, only eat sour cream, and not make solemn speeches ... They like to draw with Baranchik - blacks, sir!
  18. AlexTires 12 October 2015 14: 35 New
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    It doesn’t get worse than a woman who is entrusted with the fate of sailors, especially a woman from a family that has ruined the whole world ...
  19. Polite Moose 12 October 2015 14: 37 New
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    - Captain! Captain! An anchor has surfaced !!!
    - Hmm. Bad omen.
  20. Denis DV 12 October 2015 14: 38 New
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    They squeezed money for a quality booze, now let them suffer drinks
  21. chikenous59 12 October 2015 14: 39 New
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    Family of losers! GG))
  22. Dan Slav 12 October 2015 14: 40 New
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    But!
    Could not make notches on the bottle or what?
  23. Stinger 12 October 2015 14: 40 New
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    She should have practiced on the Mistral. In the homeland of champagne. I also found Madame Clicquot.
  24. Rurikovich 12 October 2015 14: 41 New
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    Yes, a dog with her! Just business - put on iron and new riveting laughing Not to be released into the sea with curses - all of a sudden what else will drown al ?? what wassat
    Molly would file a bottle or whisper a godmother to whisper so that she could wave harder. Every godfather was a hardhat ... lol
  25. koksalek 12 October 2015 14: 41 New
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    the stealth bottle is not beating on the stealth ship, the woman’s hand is in the wrong system
  26. Bakht 12 October 2015 14: 44 New
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    "Rubberized boat." I immediately remembered a joke. Bearded Of course.

    The United States dropped a nuclear bomb on China, killing 50 million people. China dropped a rubber bomb on the United States, killing 200 million people. According to experts, the bomb will jump another week
  27. Pacifist 12 October 2015 14: 44 New
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    Try breaking the bottle on a rubber plate. Only pre-sell tickets for this sight, though you will not suffer in vain laughing
    1. WUA 518 12 October 2015 15: 47 New
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      Quote: Pacifist
      sell tickets for this sight, though you will not suffer in vain

      No tickets needed, you can watch for free laughing
  28. IAlex 12 October 2015 14: 49 New
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    Well, according to visible events, they got not a boat, but a rubberized G .... N in every sense, about which a noble bottle of sparkling wine does not want to be soiled ... laughing
  29. anderles66 12 October 2015 14: 51 New
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    The black president sent a black mark, i.e. aunt. "What is a black mark?" asked a young pirate - "This is death." "And blue?" “Nothing good, either!”
  30. blind 12 October 2015 14: 52 New
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    boogag really boat sent under the shores of Syria to intimidate the Russian. her fate is a foregone conclusion
  31. Babai34rus 12 October 2015 14: 56 New
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    b ... I'm a monkey! Face did this .... Vile
  32. MDesant 12 October 2015 14: 59 New
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    A young sailor caught a goldfish. She asks:
    - Let go! I fulfill any desire!
    “Well then, fulfill the captain’s first wish when he comes out on deck in the morning.”
    The captain comes out in the morning, stretches and says:
    - Well, the weather! Anchor in my ass!
  33. sieras 12 October 2015 15: 05 New
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    sorry for the guys drown.
    1. Belarus 12 October 2015 15: 16 New
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      sorry for the guys drown.


      Yeah, what a pity. These guys, in which case they grumble at people somewhere and that's all.
      I personally don’t feel sorry for the Americans after what happened with the Kursk nuclear submarine. Yes, and in general, after all that they have done on a global scale, I don’t want to spit on them if you don’t shit.
      And as for the Kursk nuclear submarine, this is generally a muddy story for me, and the version with a malfunctioning torpedo is so for the general public (this is another topic for discussion).
      1. Vadim237 12 October 2015 15: 38 New
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        And there are no other explanations besides the torpedo explosion.
        1. Amurets 12 October 2015 15: 52 New
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          Yes! Look at the archival photos of Kursk at the bottom after the accident and you’ll understand everything. This refers to the 1st compartment. If you know what the damage to the ships looks like during an external and internal explosion.
          1. kote119 12 October 2015 16: 03 New
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            and what is there?
            1. Amurets 12 October 2015 17: 36 New
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              And you can see there that the call was outside. And watch the French documentary "The Secret of the Death of Kursk". And if this problem is of interest, then there is a lot of literature on this topic. Moreover, the literature of professionals, and not fans of sensations, including foreign ones.
      2. kote119 12 October 2015 16: 01 New
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        And what does the Americans have to do with it?
        and second, do not wish the military dead.
      3. Greenwood 13 October 2015 06: 38 New
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        And what's the point for the Americans to drown the Russian nuclear submarine?
  34. KRIG55 12 October 2015 15: 35 New
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    Well, in order to avoid further troubles, the boat should be withdrawn from the fleet and presented to Ukraine, and henceforth Mishka should not be trusted with responsible matters, let him plant flowers on the lawn in front of the white house.
  35. semuil 12 October 2015 15: 36 New
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    Bottle Abrau Durso?
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  36. gukoyan 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
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    It's just that on this submarine there are so many advanced stealth technologies that even the bottle could not understand what it needs to break)))
  37. Retvizan 8 12 October 2015 16: 07 New
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    The same donkey as her hubby!
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  39. rus-5819 12 October 2015 16: 16 New
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    After the ceremony, the organizers hastened to explain the incident by saying that "the submarine is rubberized."

    And now it’s frayed too!
  40. pv1005 12 October 2015 16: 28 New
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    An exceptional nation. The exceptional "first lady", the exclusive president. In short, EXCLUSIVE AND, D, AND, O, T, S. wassat
  41. afrikanez 12 October 2015 16: 36 New
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    laughing How much shame on the whole world. well, damn it, clowning is just laughing
  42. Bort radist 12 October 2015 16: 36 New
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    I remember the comedy was with Louis de Phineas "Little Bather." As far as I remember, at the beginning of the film they beat a bottle on the side of the ship and punch a huge hole. At the end of the film - the ship on the slipways, they hit the bottle in a big way, everyone sweats from tension. The bottle is breaking. Everyone is thrilled. A ship slides off from the slipway into the sea and hides under the water. Straight remake.
    1. WUA 518 12 October 2015 16: 44 New
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      Quote: Bort Radist
      As far as I remember, at the beginning of the film they beat a bottle on the side of the ship and punch a huge hole

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        hi And I rummaged everything, but I did not find a fragment. The ending would still be when it goes under water.
  43. sw6513 12 October 2015 16: 50 New
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    It was necessary to call a smoked (husband) -may be able to break. And so the boat is doomed.
  44. Balagan 12 October 2015 17: 04 New
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    Why mattresses were alarmed by fate? Let it go to sea. Karma for the "Kursk" must be realized ...
  45. 1536 12 October 2015 17: 04 New
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    Such an advanced state, and could not make a bottle of champagne to break on a rubber case / outline of an underwater ship. Framed Madame President. This is what kind of strength you need to have in order to break a bottle on rubber .., at least from the third time! You will not envy Obama.
    In general, this example once again shows that in America they stopped thinking in the highest echelons of power. Stopped thinking at all. This is alarming because there may be "natural scientists" ready to test nuclear weapons in action.
  46. Lionsio 12 October 2015 17: 09 New
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    Add "five cents." During the descent of the submarine on Zvezdochka, there was a tradition.
    After the bottle was broken, a terrible hype and the struggle of sailors and workers for possession of champagne cork began. 3 bottles were broken - on the nose, on the side in the area of ​​the cabin (cabin) and on the screws. One video in this post shows this. If the hard workers defeated, then it cost the crew an immeasurable amount of awl. A collection of three traffic jams was kept by the first ship mechanic.
  47. Algetxnumx 12 October 2015 17: 16 New
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    Yeah, it’s not for her to peel bananas! lol
  48. barsik92090 12 October 2015 18: 14 New
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    We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable)) [/ quote]
    This was presented by the Potemkinsky inflatable dummy of a boat, because from a blow by an unpretentious bottle of such a powerful mistress, a hole, a shorting of power cables and a fire could form in a sturdy hull.
  49. ermolai 12 October 2015 18: 44 New
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    Quote: DEZINTO
    Sailors now have to drive on it

    submarine commander Porosenko, navigator-rabbit, boatswain-yarosh, kok-lyashka, well, and further down the list, they all have nowhere else to hide.
  50. udincev 12 October 2015 18: 48 New
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    Nobody wanted to give in ...
    As a result, the boat was stronger, and Michelle is insistent!