US Navy alarmed by the fate of the Illinois submarine after three attempts by Michelle Obama to break a bottle of champagne

Perhaps the organizers of the ceremony of transferring the latest Illinois submarine to the underwater the fleet The United States regretted that the wife of the American president, Michelle Obama, was chosen as the main character of the ceremony. The first lady of the state was asked to make a speech and smash a bottle of champagne on board a submarine with the latest stealth technology. As a result, either the champagne bottle turned out to be too strong, or Ms. Obama beat with undue zeal (although you can’t say the exact thing in the video), but glassware was submitted only the third time.

And the bottle didn’t break at all from a strike on the board of a submarine, but after a strike by Michelle Obama on the beam holding the stand.

In the naval circles of the United States after the incident that occurred during the ceremony, with bitter irony they say that the incident, they hope, will not affect the service of Illinois and its crew.

One of the users of the American segment (nickname - Rod14) of social networks wrote that "it is better to let it happen, but you could have mistakenly smashed a bottle on the head of the submarine commander".

After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.

Comments

[silverwolf88]

We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))

[Baikonur]

Black sign from Black Marriage `O`Baba!

[mishaia_23]

Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law is the witch of Voodoo ...

[NEXUS]

Quote: mishaia_23

Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law is the witch of Voodoo ...

Koldanula and broke ... drowned the boat nafig

[kare]

Quote: mishaia_23

mishaia_23 SU Today, 14: 24 ↑

Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law witch Voodoo ... crying

I don’t know about the witch

[Lelek]

Quote: kare

I don’t know about the witch

Me too, but however ...

[Themi30]

It is worth recognizing that she looks more impressive, and more courageous than her husband.

[Vladimir 1964]

Quote: TheMi30

It is worth recognizing that she looks more impressive, and more courageous than her husband.

Yes, Dear TheMi30, perhaps you are right, and not just in bed!

[vell.65]

Or a black mark!

[gav6757]

So what are you going to do?
No, to do as in our shipyards, so no!
These Yankees have baseball everywhere, they even hit the boat like in baseball ...
De-bills in general !!!

[Themi30]

gav6757
Yes, laaad, do not go too far, she is a woman, all the same, and so here she was persecuted (not peasantly), although here 50% of the people could easily mess in this situation.

[SRC P-15]

After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.

So Michel had to explain that you first need to remove the condom from the boat!

[oleg-gr]

In the scrap of it, along with Michelle ... Surname Obama and here could not ...

[BMP-2]

To urgently rename "Illinois" to "Illovaisk", and then the submariners will be guaranteed a win!

[Hort]

then they will raise the flag of the confederation and go to the Black Sea Fleet

[NEXUS]

Quote: СРЦ П-15

So Michel had to explain that you first need to remove the condom from the boat!

How can I take this off ?! She has a contraceptive husband.

[Vladimir 1964]

Quote: yushch

Yes, there is almost no density rubber inferior to metal, so this is an excuse for those who are not in the subject. In general, I saw the British have a special system of counterweights to the rope with the bottle, and when the old queen threw the bottle into the ship, this system (the bottle of course) was so dispersed that there couldn’t be a misfire even if you want.

Vitaly, well, Americans are a more impudent and dumb derivative of the Anglo-Saxons, with no history or traditions.

[vorobey]

Quote: silberwolf88

We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))

Husband and wife are one Satan ... that the husband lies, that the wife ..

[X Y Z]

That's for sure. What this family will not undertake, all Iraq turns out and even worse.

[vovanpain]

At one time, the mattresses were shot in the film "K-19, There, too, the bottle did not break, so they put it on their head.

[lelikas]

Quote: vovanpain

At one time, the mattresses were shot in the film "K-19, There, too, the bottle did not break, so they put it on their head.

She did not crash there in real life - as a result, one of the most unsuccessful boats.

[Greenwood]

Well, filmmakers were not mistaken. How many accidents after that on K-19 ?!

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: silberwolf88

We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew

The crew in droves writes reports on dismissal from service.

[atalef]

Quote: silberwolf88

We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))

I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.

[EGOrkka]

atalef
I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.

..... and not even transmitted by blood ..... some kind of karma ????

[BIGLESHIY]

Quote: EGOrkka

atalef
I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.

..... and not even transmitted by blood ..... some kind of karma ????

Or sexually

[Corsair]

Quote: atalef

I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.

husband and wife, one of Satan...

[Fregate]

US Navy alarmed by the fate of the Illinois submarine after three attempts by Michelle Obama to break a bottle of champagne

And instead of seven feet under the keel, she did not want seven minutes under the keel?
As for the bottle, it’s not surprising to look at what kind of dumbbells her husband lifted, then what can I say about her, although maybe she will be stronger.

[Amurets]

Another "Hiroshima" that will bring Widows. Nothing can be done, such is the omen.

[cyberspace]

Quote: Fregate

And instead of seven feet under the keel, she did not want seven minutes under the keel?

After breaking champagne on her third attempt, she actually wished the boat seven miles above the wheelhouse.

[marlin1203]

"Mother drunkard - grief in the family!"

[amirbek]

they say she cut herself ... we will follow the history of a rubberized boat

[jjj]

Here she is a beauty!
And when we take out the boat, an officer hits the bottle, striking the metal part of the hull in the stern

[Russian Uzbek]

these are the last niggas in the white house

[varov14]

Drown in grandmother, don’t go, you need to sell, change karma, it’s better for us, we will re-equip a little and break up a new bottle.

[AdekvatNICK]

I wouldn’t go to such a boat)) not only did the bottle not break right away, but it’s also American

[lelikas]

Quote: AdekvatNICK

I would not go to such a boat))

"Hiroshima" and "Kursk" also did not break bottles ...

[WUA 518]

Quote: lelikas

bottles did not break with Kursk either ...

Launching the Kursk submarine. The first nuclear missile submarine of the USSR under the number "K-19", it seems, was written on the line to become a kind of record, to survive all conceivable and unimaginable misfortunes. By the way, their forerunner was a symbolic episode that happened already when the nuclear submarines descended from the slipways: a bottle of champagne did not crash on the boat stem.

[Amurets]

How many books I read about ships, it’s written everywhere that if a bottle of wine didn’t break, a bottle of champagne didn’t break everywhere, and champagne is also wine, then the ship has an unfortunate fate.

[gjv]

Quote: WUA 518

what happened already during the descent of the submarine from the slipways: a bottle of champagne did not crash on the boat stem.

I don’t get it. At 0:03, the spray flew in different directions. Is that not broken?

[WUA 518]

Quote: gjv

At 0:03, the spray flew in different directions.

It just crashed, so I posted it, here is the full version.

[Manul]

Quote: lelikas

"Hiroshima" and "Kursk" also did not break bottles ...

And Costa Concordia ...

[CARLSON]

She just didn’t hit the boat 3 times, the article says that this boat is invisible (a submarine with the latest stealth technology), so I had to break it into a beam. The main thing is that the crew would not forget where to park, otherwise they will look for its invisible for years

[Million]

You can not trust responsible affairs to blacks

[Scoun]

Quote: Million

You can not trust responsible affairs to blacks

A woman at sea))) and everything else is details))) Lying to women to trust marine men's affairs)))

[WUA 518]

The baptism of the ship is an old tradition. For this, the godmother is chosen. In this case, no comment .... But history has preserved other interesting facts. Before the war, one noble Englishwoman was honored to be the godmother of the cruiser at the John Brown shipyard in Glasgow. But it so happened that the trigger device worked before she waved the bottle. The ship began to move along the slipway to the water. Tearing off the cord tied to the top of the stem, the Englishwoman grabbed the bottle, rushed down from the ceremonial platform and ran along the slipway after the cruiser. At the very edge of the trigger track, she threw off her shoes and right in the dress, holding the bottle with one hand, sailed for the ship. Having reached the stopped cruiser, the brave godmother, with the approving roar of a crowd of thousands, broke a bottle of champagne, as it should be, on the ship’s bow and swam to the boat rushing towards her.

[gjv]

Quote: WUA 518

one noble Englishwoman was honored to be a godmother

In the second photo, on May 27, 1967, Caroline Kennedy spoke at the age of nine at the baptism ceremony of an aircraft carrier built on Newport News Shipbuilding named after her father, the last American non-nuclear aircraft carrier CV 67 John F. Kennedy, decommissioned in 2007.
Most recently, on August 22, 2015, at the Newport News Shipbuilding American company Huntington Ingalls Industries in Newport News, Virginia, the official ceremony of the official laying of the nuclear aircraft carrier CVN 79 John F. Kennedy, the second ship of a new type after CVN, was under construction 78 Gerald R. Ford. The godmother of the new aircraft carrier was also the daughter of President John F. Kennedy (and the only one living of his children) 57-year-old Caroline Kennedy.

During the laying ceremony for CVN 79, Caroline Kennedy's initials SVK were carved into the ship's foundation plate by welder Leon Walston of Massachusetts.

[Amurets]

Every ship "Godmother" is still a woman. And if there is a "Godfather" it is that the order of MAFIOSI.

[ilyaches]

Surely now the American media will announce that here, too, the "hand of Moscow" will be traced.

[sinukvl]

Yeah, Putin is always their fault.

[Million]

They will write that it was written on the bottle "Soviet Champagne")

[amirbek]

like a fish from Wait a minute !!!

[33 Watcher]

Yeah, it’s not enough that the boat is rubberized so they slipped a rubber bottle

[gjv]

Quote: ilyaches

The "hand of Moscow" will be traced.

This is where the "hand of Moscow" is ...

On October 10, 2015 in Cairo, at the al-Ittihad presidential palace, in the presence of Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi and French Prime Minister Manuel Valls, an agreement was signed on the acquisition by Egypt from the French shipbuilding association DCNS of two universal amphibious assault ships built in France initially for Russia ( UDC) of the Mistral type (in the construction they had the names of the Russian Navy "Vladivostok" and "Sevastopol").

And here's where.

The first exit to the sea for the factory sea trials of the Akademik Kovalev maritime transport of weapons, project 20180TV (20181), built at the head enterprise of the Zvyozdochka Ship Repair Center JSC in Severodvinsk.

Here's another "Moscow pen" ...

During the Unified Acceptance Day, military builders reported to the Minister of Defense about the following facilities put into operation in the III quarter of 2015:

...

- berth for basing the strategic missile submarine cruiser (SSBN) of project 955 Alexander Nevsky in Vilyuchinsk. Before the arrival of the nuclear submarines, military builders completed the construction of a monolithic reinforced concrete site on a pile foundation, replaced cable lines for electricity supply, carried out anti-corrosion protection, and repaired access roads.

[Decathlon]

Not racist and adequate, but it feels like a chimpanzee is practicing skills of knocking palm fruits with a stick! No?!

[Volodin]

Quote: Decathlon

Not racist and adequate, but it seems that chimpanzees have the skills of churning palm fruits

Holy-holy ... What, then, feelings of racists, and yes even in inadequate? ..

[JACTUS RECTUS]

And this is good)))!!!

[Funnels]

The champagne was probably "Soviet", well, or "Russian". That's the case. Bad omen.

[inkass_98]

"Crimean"

[your1970]

What are you ???? !!!!!!! what a bad omen it is !!!! This is the best omen for the Russian Federation, our "partners" will have one more problematic boat!
Or maybe she’s ours? How McCain the aircraft carrier didn’t crash a bit, this one - the nuclear submarine pushes her under the monastery !! Yes, and her husband also tries to dishonor the whole US world, and he does!

[Dezinto]

Sailors now have to drive on it ...

[novobranets]

Serve disciplinary action and arrests on it will be. American penal battalion.

[Llirik]

With all my love for the weaker sex, women cannot be trusted to break bottles when launching ships. Well, just in case ...

[Rus2012]

Quote: Llyric

women cannot be trusted to break bottles when launching ships

...this is a tradition!
Not following it threatens even greater troubles ...

Where did the custom of breaking a bottle of champagne come from? The rite of consecration of ships has always had a religious character, its purpose is to earn the mercy of the gods. At one time, it was even believed that this goal can be achieved by sacrificing people. For example: the Vikings, launching ships on the water, laid under the keels of slaves. The Phoenicians and the peoples of the East sprinkled the sides of the new ship with the blood of the beautifully slaughtered beautiful girls - slaves, the Romans sacrificed captured pirates when launching the ships. In the Middle Ages, wine became an indispensable attribute of consecration. Before entering the first voyage, the deck of the ship generously sprinkled them. The rite of consecration of the vessel was always arranged very lavishly - the royal dignitary, who was presented with wine in a golden goblet, made a toast for the welfare of the ship, and then this goblet was thrown overboard. At the end of the 7th century, they stopped throwing precious goblets overboard, but the custom was established to break a bottle of wine on the stem of a descent vessel. This ceremony has survived to the present day, and following the example of France, champagne was used for it, which, as it were, symbolizes the first contact of the ship with the foaming sea wave.
This is a custom that has existed in America for a long time. "Lady" is, as a rule, the wife of the director of the firm, engineer, foreman or worker. She is handed a large bouquet and given documents: "Lady such and such is really a lady of such and such vessel."
There is a solemn moment of the descent of the ship from the slipways. In front of the ship is a long colored ribbon. When the ship begins to move along the grated platform, the belt breaks, and the azure distances of the seas and oceans first open in front of the ship.
The presiding officer at the celebration gave a signal: the ship started, skidded on wooden boards, the "lady" smashed a bottle of champagne on the side.
This happens almost all over the world!

[Llirik]

Well. So you need to prepare a bottle. To avoid.

[kot23]

In general, a monkey with a grenade is something, but here .....! And they have the wrong champagne!

[Zai pali]

Most likely it will take off.

[Roman 1977]

Well: How do you call a yacht so it will float ... "

[Turkir]

Perhaps this is "Soviet Champagne" in a Soviet bottle.
The American would have crashed the first time.

[Dezinto]

After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.

Well, what does the rubberized boat have to do with it ??!

- She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time I stupidly missed, the second time I hit but did not break, .... well, then I waved it right.

[atalef]

Quote: DEZINTO

?! She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time she stupidly missed, the second time she hit but did not break, .... well, then she made an awesome grimace and remembered

like chopped coconuts.

[novobranets]

Quote: atalef

like chopped coconuts.

While I lived in the White House, I lost my knack, now go and climb trees poorly.

[Dezinto]

like chopped coconuts

And I corrected my comment))) yes, yes - ".. and remembered the ancestors."

[Mercenary]

Right!!! As she was a monkey, she remained (even in the white house, even in the booth ...)

[atalef]

Quote: DEZINTO

?! She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time she stupidly missed, the second time she hit but did not break, .... well, then she made an awesome grimace and remembered

like chopped coconuts.

[Vladimir73]

THIS IRON - Quote: And the bottle didn’t break at all from a strike on the board of a submarine, but after a strike by Michelle Obama on the beam holding the stand. so the rostrum has a great future as a ship or submarine

[flSergius]

I also once saw in a zoo how an angry monkey threw his toy across the cage.

[VNP1958PVN]

Why are you alarmed there! To China, for scrap. We have already passed this, not without the help, by the way, of these same applicants for world domination!

[HAM]

With these lips, only eat sour cream, and not make solemn speeches ... They like to draw with Baranchik - blacks, sir!

[AlexTires]

It doesn’t get worse than a woman who is entrusted with the fate of sailors, especially a woman from a family that has ruined the whole world ...

[Polite Moose]

- Captain! Captain! An anchor has surfaced !!!
- Hmm. Bad omen.

[Denis DV]

They squeezed money for a quality booze, now let them suffer

[chikenous59]

Family of losers! GG))

[Dan Slav]

But!
Could not make notches on the bottle or what?

[Stinger]

She should have practiced on the Mistral. In the homeland of champagne. I also found Madame Clicquot.

[Rurikovich]

Yes, a dog with her! Just business - put on iron and new riveting Not to be released into the sea with curses - all of a sudden what else will drown al ??
Molly would file a bottle or whisper a godmother to whisper so that she could wave harder. Every godfather was a hardhat ...

[koksalek]

the stealth bottle is not beating on the stealth ship, the woman’s hand is in the wrong system

[Bakht]

"Rubber Boat". I immediately remembered the anecdote. Bearded Of course.

The United States dropped a nuclear bomb on China, killing 50 million people. China dropped a rubber bomb on the United States, killing 200 million people. According to experts, the bomb will jump another week

[Pacifist]

Try breaking the bottle on a rubber plate. Only pre-sell tickets for this sight, though you will not suffer in vain

[WUA 518]

Quote: Pacifist

sell tickets for this sight, though you will not suffer in vain

No tickets needed, you can watch for free

[IAlex]

Well, according to visible events, they got not a boat, but a rubberized G .... N in every sense, about which a noble bottle of sparkling wine does not want to be soiled ...

[anderles66]

The black president sent a black mark, i.e. aunt. "What is a black mark?" asked the young pirate - "This is death." "And blue?" - "Nothing good either!"

[blind]

boogag really boat sent under the shores of Syria to intimidate the Russian. her fate is a foregone conclusion

[Babai34rus]

b ... I'm a monkey! Face did this .... Vile

[MDesant]

A young sailor caught a goldfish. She asks:
- Let go! I fulfill any desire!
- Well then, fulfill the first wish of the captain when he goes on deck in the morning.
The captain comes out in the morning, stretches and says:
- Well, the weather! Anchor my ass!

[sieras]

sorry for the guys drown.

[Belarus]

sorry for the guys drown.

Yeah, what a pity. These guys, in which case they grumble at people somewhere and that's all.
Personally, after what happened to the Kursk nuclear submarine, I don’t want to feel sorry for the Americans. And in general, after all that they have done on a global scale, I don’t want to give a damn about them, if not.
And about the Kursk nuclear submarine, for me the story is generally muddy, but the version with a faulty torpedo is so for the general public (this is another topic for discussion).

[Vadim237]

And there are no other explanations besides the torpedo explosion.

[Amurets]

Yes! Look at the archival photos of Kursk at the bottom after the accident and you’ll understand everything. This refers to the 1st compartment. If you know what the damage to the ships looks like during an external and internal explosion.

[kote119]

and what is there?

[Amurets]

And you can see there that the call was outside. And watch the French documentary "The Mystery of the Death of Kursk". And if you are interested in this problem, then there is a lot of literature on this topic, moreover, literature of professionals, and not of fans of sensations, including foreign.

[kote119]

And what does the Americans have to do with it?
and second, do not wish the military dead.

[Greenwood]

And what's the point for the Americans to drown the Russian nuclear submarine?

[KRIG55]

Well, in order to avoid further troubles, the boat should be withdrawn from the fleet and presented to Ukraine, and henceforth Mishka should not be trusted with responsible matters, let him plant flowers on the lawn in front of the white house.

[semuel]

Bottle Abrau Durso?

[gukoyan]

It's just that on this submarine there are so many advanced stealth technologies that even the bottle could not understand what it needs to break)))

[Retvizan 8]

The same donkey as her hubby!

[rus-5819]

After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.

And now it’s frayed too!

[pv1005]

An exceptional nation. An exceptional "first lady", an exceptional president. In short, EXCEPTIONAL I, D, I, O, T, Y.

[afrikanez]

How much shame on the whole world. well, damn it, clowning is just

[Bort radist]

I remember the comedy with Louis de Phineas "Little Bather". As far as I remember, at the beginning of the film they beat a bottle against the side of the ship and punch a huge hole. At the end of the film - the ship is on the stocks, the bottle is beaten on a grand scale, everyone is sweating from the exertion. The bottle breaks. Everyone is delighted. The ship slides off the slipways into the sea and hides under water. Direct remake.

[WUA 518]

Quote: Bort Radist

As far as I remember, at the beginning of the film they beat a bottle on the side of the ship and punch a huge hole

[Bort radist]

And I rummaged everything, but I did not find a fragment. The ending would still be when it goes under water.

[sw6513]

It was necessary to call a smoked (husband) -may be able to break. And so the boat is doomed.

[Balagan]

Why did the mattress covers worry about fate? Let him go out to sea. Karma for the Kursk must be realized ...

[1536]

Such an advanced state, and could not make a bottle of champagne to break on a rubber case / outline of an underwater ship. Framed Madame President. This is what kind of strength you need to have in order to break a bottle on rubber .., at least from the third time! You will not envy Obama.
In general, this example once again shows that in America they have ceased to think in the highest echelons of power. They stopped thinking altogether. This is alarming, because there may be "natural scientists" ready to test nuclear weapons in action.

[Lionsio]

I'll add "five cents". There was a tradition when the submarine was launched at Zvezdochka.
After the bottle was broken, a terrible excitement began and the struggle of sailors and workers for the possession of the champagne cork began. They broke 3 bottles - on the bow, on the side in the area of ​​the wheelhouse (wheelhouse) and on the screws. One video in this post shows it. If the hard workers won, it cost the crew an unmeasured amount of "sews". A collection of three corks was kept by the ship's first mechanic.

[Algetxnumx]

Yeah, it’s not for her to peel bananas!

[barik92090]

We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable)) [/ quote]
This was presented by the "Potemkin" inflatable dummy of the boat, because from a blow with an unopened bottle of such a powerful lady, a hole could form in a strong hull, power cables short circuit and a fire.

[ermolai]

Quote: DEZINTO

Sailors now have to drive on it

submarine commander Porosenko, navigator-rabbit, boatswain-yarosh, kok-lyashka, well, and further down the list, they all have nowhere else to hide.

[udincev]

Nobody wanted to give in ...
As a result, the boat was stronger, and Michelle is insistent!

[mosquito]

Any event requires preparation...
You just need to make a few cuts on a bottle of ritual champagne with a glass cutter and there will be no troubles...

[v.yegorov]

Well, that's it, now the submarine is a skiff! The ship started badly, and it will end badly! Sailors people
superstitious, they will run in different directions like cockroaches.

[Kelwin]

A boat for lay-up, a stand with captain Michelle on combat duty in the galley)

[mamont5]

“The organizers hastened to explain the incident by saying that “the submarine is rubberized”

Didn’t you think of slipping some kind of piece of metal? Eh, Americans, Americans.
Well, stupid...

[Shuttle]

It was the omnipresent Putin who introduced such a system many years ago into the US Department of Education so that the future FLOTUS would never learn about the meaning of the ritual with a bottle of champagne when launching a ship, in order to annoy POTUS at a convenient moment for the all-seeing Putin.
Putin! Let's!

[Ze Kot]

I would try to hit metal with a glass bottle...