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US Navy alarmed by the fate of the Illinois submarine after three attempts by Michelle Obama to break a bottle of champagne

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Perhaps the organizers of the ceremony of transferring the latest Illinois submarine to the underwater the fleet The United States regretted that the wife of the American president, Michelle Obama, was chosen as the main character of the ceremony. The first lady of the state was asked to make a speech and smash a bottle of champagne on board a submarine with the latest stealth technology. As a result, either the champagne bottle turned out to be too strong, or Ms. Obama beat with undue zeal (although you can’t say the exact thing in the video), but glassware was submitted only the third time.


And the bottle didn’t break at all from a strike on the board of a submarine, but after a strike by Michelle Obama on the beam holding the stand.

In the naval circles of the United States after the incident that occurred during the ceremony, with bitter irony they say that the incident, they hope, will not affect the service of Illinois and its crew.



One of the users of the American segment (nickname - Rod14) of social networks wrote that "it is better to let it happen, but you could have mistakenly smashed a bottle on the head of the submarine commander".

After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.
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  1. silberwolf88
    silberwolf88 12 October 2015 14: 15 New
    39
    We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))
    1. Baikonur
      Baikonur 12 October 2015 14: 18 New
      53
      Чёрный знак от Чёрной Брак`О`Бабы!
      1. mishaia_23
        mishaia_23 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
        35
        Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law is the witch of Voodoo ... crying
        1. NEXUS
          NEXUS 12 October 2015 15: 37 New
          10
          Quote: mishaia_23
          Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law is the witch of Voodoo ... crying

          Koldanula and broke ... drowned the boat nafig laughing
        2. kare
          kare 12 October 2015 18: 17 New
          +5
          Quote: mishaia_23
          mishaia_23 SU Today, 14: 24 ↑

          Do not forget that the presidential mother-in-law witch Voodoo ... crying


          I don’t know about the witch

          1. Lelek
            Lelek 12 October 2015 19: 28 New
            +3
            Quote: kare
            I don’t know about the witch


            Me too, but however ...
      2. Themi30
        Themi30 12 October 2015 14: 42 New
        15
        It is worth recognizing that she looks more impressive, and more courageous than her husband.
        1. Vladimir 1964
          Vladimir 1964 12 October 2015 19: 40 New
          +2
          Quote: TheMi30
          It is worth recognizing that she looks more impressive, and more courageous than her husband.


          Yes, Dear TheMi30, perhaps you are right, and not just in bed! wassat laughing good
      3. vell.65
        vell.65 12 October 2015 17: 09 New
        +1
        Or a black mark! laughing
      4. gav6757
        gav6757 12 October 2015 23: 59 New
        +2
        So what are you going to do?
        No, to do as in our shipyards, so no!
        These Yankees have baseball everywhere, they even hit the boat like in baseball ...
        De-bills in general !!!
        1. Themi30
          Themi30 13 October 2015 10: 50 New
          0
          gav6757
          Yes, laaad, do not go too far, she is a woman, all the same, and so here she was persecuted (not peasantly), although here 50% of the people could easily mess in this situation.
    2. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 12 October 2015 14: 19 New
      38
      After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.

      So Michel had to explain that you first need to remove the condom from the boat! laughing
      1. oleg-gr
        oleg-gr 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
        +7
        In the scrap of it, along with Michelle ... Surname Obama and here could not ...
      2. BMP-2
        BMP-2 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
        43
        Срочно переименовать "Иллинойс" в "Илловайск", и тогда перемога подводникам гарантирована! laughing
        1. Hort
          Hort 12 October 2015 16: 07 New
          +5
          then they will raise the flag of the confederation and go to the Black Sea Fleet laughing
      3. NEXUS
        NEXUS 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
        +9
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        So Michel had to explain that you first need to remove the condom from the boat!

        How can I take this off ?! She has a contraceptive husband. wassat
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        1. Vladimir 1964
          Vladimir 1964 12 October 2015 19: 43 New
          +4
          Quote: yushch
          Yes, there is almost no density rubber inferior to metal, so this is an excuse for those who are not in the subject. In general, I saw the British have a special system of counterweights to the rope with the bottle, and when the old queen threw the bottle into the ship, this system (the bottle of course) was so dispersed that there couldn’t be a misfire even if you want.


          Vitaly, well, Americans are a more impudent and dumb derivative of the Anglo-Saxons, with no history or traditions. hi
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    3. vorobey
      vorobey 12 October 2015 14: 19 New
      +8
      Quote: silberwolf88
      We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))


      Husband and wife are one Satan ... that the husband lies, that the wife ..
      1. X Y Z
        X Y Z 12 October 2015 20: 40 New
        +1
        That's for sure. What this family will not undertake, all Iraq turns out and even worse.
    4. vovanpain
      vovanpain 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
      19
      В свое время матрасы сняли фильм"К-19,Там тоже бутылка не разбилась,вот и накаркали на свою голову.
      1. lelikas
        lelikas 12 October 2015 14: 46 New
        +4
        Quote: vovanpain
        В свое время матрасы сняли фильм"К-19,Там тоже бутылка не разбилась,вот и накаркали на свою голову.

        She did not crash there in real life - as a result, one of the most unsuccessful boats.
      2. Greenwood
        Greenwood 13 October 2015 06: 23 New
        0
        Well, filmmakers were not mistaken. How many accidents after that on K-19 ?!
    5. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
      15
      Quote: silberwolf88
      We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew

      The crew in droves writes reports on dismissal from service. laughing
    6. atalef
      atalef 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
      46
      Quote: silberwolf88
      We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable))


      I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family. laughing
      1. EGOrkka
        EGOrkka 12 October 2015 14: 46 New
        +1
        atalef
        I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.


        ..... and not even transmitted by blood ..... some kind of karma ???? wink
        1. BIGLESHIY
          BIGLESHIY 12 October 2015 14: 55 New
          +1
          Quote: EGOrkka
          atalef
          I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.


          ..... and not even transmitted by blood ..... some kind of karma ???? wink

          Or sexually laughing
      2. Corsair
        Corsair 12 October 2015 16: 21 New
        +1
        Quote: atalef
        I thought only B. Obama - a loser, it turns out - this is their family.

        laughing husband and wife, one of Satan...
    7. Fregate
      Fregate 12 October 2015 14: 31 New
      +3
      US Navy alarmed by the fate of the Illinois submarine after three attempts by Michelle Obama to break a bottle of champagne

      And instead of seven feet under the keel, she did not want seven minutes under the keel? laughing
      As for the bottle, it’s not surprising to look at what kind of dumbbells her husband lifted, then what can I say about her, although maybe she will be stronger.
      1. Amurets
        Amurets 12 October 2015 14: 43 New
        +2
        Ещё одна "Хиросима" которая будет приносить Вдов.Ничего не поделаешь,такова примета.
      2. cyberspace
        cyberspace 12 October 2015 15: 36 New
        +1
        Quote: Fregate
        And instead of seven feet under the keel, she did not want seven minutes under the keel?

        After breaking champagne on her third attempt, she actually wished the boat seven miles above the wheelhouse.
    8. marlin1203
      marlin1203 12 October 2015 15: 05 New
      +4
      "Пьяница мать - горе в семье!" laughing
      1. amirbek
        amirbek 12 October 2015 15: 38 New
        0
        they say she cut herself ... we will follow the history of a rubberized boat
      2. jjj
        jjj 12 October 2015 15: 39 New
        +2
        Here she is a beauty!
        And when we take out the boat, an officer hits the bottle, striking the metal part of the hull in the stern
    9. Russian Uzbek
      Russian Uzbek 12 October 2015 15: 37 New
      +4
      these are the last niggas in the white house
    10. varov14
      varov14 12 October 2015 19: 38 New
      +1
      Drown in grandmother, don’t go, you need to sell, change karma, it’s better for us, we will re-equip a little and break up a new bottle.
  2. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 12 October 2015 14: 16 New
    11
    I wouldn’t go to such a boat)) not only did the bottle not break right away, but it’s also American
    1. lelikas
      lelikas 12 October 2015 14: 27 New
      0
      Quote: AdekvatNICK
      I would not go to such a boat))

      У "Хиросимы" с "Курском" тоже не разбивались бутылки ...
      1. WUA 518
        WUA 518 12 October 2015 14: 58 New
        +4
        Quote: lelikas
        с "Курском" тоже не разбивались бутылки ...
        Спуск на воду АПРК "Курск". The first nuclear missile submarine of the USSR under the number "K-19", it seems, was written on the line to become a kind of record, to survive all conceivable and unimaginable misfortunes. By the way, their forerunner was a symbolic episode that happened already when the nuclear submarines descended from the slipways: a bottle of champagne did not crash on the boat stem.
        1. Amurets
          Amurets 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
          +2
          How many books I read about ships, it’s written everywhere that if a bottle of wine didn’t break, a bottle of champagne didn’t break everywhere, and champagne is also wine, then the ship has an unfortunate fate.
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        3. gjv
          gjv 12 October 2015 16: 13 New
          +1
          Quote: WUA 518
          what happened already during the descent of the submarine from the slipways: a bottle of champagne did not crash on the boat stem.

          I don’t get it. At 0:03, the spray flew in different directions. Is that not broken?
          1. WUA 518
            WUA 518 12 October 2015 16: 29 New
            +2
            Quote: gjv
            At 0:03, the spray flew in different directions.

            It just crashed, so I posted it, here is the full version.
      2. Manul
        Manul 12 October 2015 15: 09 New
        +3
        Quote: lelikas
        У "Хиросимы" с "Курском" тоже не разбивались бутылки ...

        And Costa Concordia ...
    2. CARLSON
      CARLSON 12 October 2015 14: 31 New
      14
      She just didn’t hit the boat 3 times, the article says that this boat is invisible (a submarine with the latest stealth technology), so I had to break it into a beam. The main thing is that the crew would not forget where to park, otherwise they will look for its invisible for years
  3. Million
    Million 12 October 2015 14: 16 New
    15
    You can not trust responsible affairs to blacks
    1. Scoun
      Scoun 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
      +7
      Quote: Million
      You can not trust responsible affairs to blacks

      A woman at sea))) and everything else is details))) Lying to women to trust marine men's affairs)))
      1. WUA 518
        WUA 518 12 October 2015 14: 47 New
        23
        The baptism of the ship is an old tradition. For this, the godmother is chosen. In this case, no comment .... But history has preserved other interesting facts. Before the war, one noble Englishwoman was honored to be the godmother of the cruiser at the John Brown shipyard in Glasgow. But it so happened that the trigger device worked before she waved the bottle. The ship began to move along the slipway to the water. Tearing off the cord tied to the top of the stem, the Englishwoman grabbed the bottle, rushed down from the ceremonial platform and ran along the slipway after the cruiser. At the very edge of the trigger track, she threw off her shoes and right in the dress, holding the bottle with one hand, sailed for the ship. Having reached the stopped cruiser, the brave godmother, with the approving roar of a crowd of thousands, broke a bottle of champagne, as it should be, on the ship’s bow and swam to the boat rushing towards her.
        1. gjv
          gjv 12 October 2015 16: 34 New
          +1
          Quote: WUA 518
          one noble Englishwoman was honored to be a godmother

          In the second photo, on May 27, 1967, Caroline Kennedy spoke at the age of nine at the baptism ceremony of an aircraft carrier built on Newport News Shipbuilding named after her father, the last American non-nuclear aircraft carrier CV 67 John F. Kennedy, decommissioned in 2007.
          Most recently, on August 22, 2015, at the Newport News Shipbuilding American company Huntington Ingalls Industries in Newport News, Virginia, the official ceremony of the official laying of the nuclear aircraft carrier CVN 79 John F. Kennedy, the second ship of a new type after CVN, was under construction 78 Gerald R. Ford. The godmother of the new aircraft carrier was also the daughter of President John F. Kennedy (and the only one living of his children) 57-year-old Caroline Kennedy.

          During the laying ceremony for CVN 79, Caroline Kennedy's initials SVK were carved into the ship's foundation plate by welder Leon Walston of Massachusetts.
      2. Amurets
        Amurets 12 October 2015 15: 33 New
        +2
        У каждого корабля "Крёстная Мать" всё-таки женщина. А если будет "Крёстный отец"это что заказ МАФИОЗИ.
  4. ilyaches
    ilyaches 12 October 2015 14: 16 New
    +4
    Наверняка теперь американские СМИ объявят, что и здесь "рука Москвы" будет прослеживаться.
    1. sinukvl
      sinukvl 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
      +7
      Yeah, Putin is always their fault.
    2. Million
      Million 12 October 2015 14: 30 New
      +4
      Напишут ,что это на бутылке было написано "Советское шампанское")
      1. amirbek
        amirbek 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
        0
        like a fish from Wait a minute !!!
    3. 33 Watcher
      33 Watcher 12 October 2015 15: 36 New
      0
      Yeah, it’s not enough that the boat is rubberized so they slipped a rubber bottle laughing
    4. gjv
      gjv 12 October 2015 16: 44 New
      +1
      Quote: ilyaches
      "рука Москвы" будет прослеживаться.

      Вот где "рука Москвы"...
      10 октября 2015 года в Каире в президентском дворце аль-Иттихад в присутствии президента Египта Абделя Фаттаха ас-Сиси и премьер-министра Франции Мануэля Вальса было подписано соглашение о приобретении Египтом у французского судостроительного объединения DCNS двух построенных во Франции изначально для России универсальных десантных кораблей (УДК) типа Mistral (в постройке имели названия ВМФ России "Владивосток" и "Севастополь").

      And here's where.

      The first exit to the sea for the factory sea trials of the Akademik Kovalev maritime transport of weapons, project 20180TV (20181), built at the head enterprise of the Zvyozdochka Ship Repair Center JSC in Severodvinsk.

      Вот ещё "московскеая ручка"...
      During the Unified Acceptance Day, military builders reported to the Minister of Defense about the following facilities put into operation in the III quarter of 2015:

      .

      - berth for basing the strategic missile submarine cruiser (SSBN) of project 955 Alexander Nevsky in Vilyuchinsk. Before the arrival of the nuclear submarines, military builders completed the construction of a monolithic reinforced concrete site on a pile foundation, replaced cable lines for electricity supply, carried out anti-corrosion protection, and repaired access roads.
  5. Decathlon
    Decathlon 12 October 2015 14: 17 New
    +6
    Not racist and adequate, but it feels like a chimpanzee is practicing skills of knocking palm fruits with a stick! No?!
    1. Volodin
      Volodin 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
      +7
      Quote: Decathlon
      Not racist and adequate, but it seems that chimpanzees have the skills of churning palm fruits


      Holy-holy ... What, then, feelings of racists, and yes even in inadequate? ..
  6. JACTUS RECTUS
    JACTUS RECTUS 12 October 2015 14: 17 New
    +2
    And this is good)))!!!
  7. Funnels
    Funnels 12 October 2015 14: 19 New
    +8
    Шампанское наверно "Советское" было, ну или "Российское".Вот и получился казус.Плохая примета.
    1. inkass_98
      inkass_98 12 October 2015 14: 25 New
      11
      "Крымское" laughing
    2. your1970
      your1970 12 October 2015 16: 13 New
      +1
      Вы что????!!!!!!!какая ж это плохая примета!!!!Это самая лучшая примета для РФ-будет у наших "партнеров" одной проблемной лодкой больше!
      belay belay Or maybe she’s ours? How McCain the aircraft carrier didn’t crash a bit, this one - the nuclear submarine pushes her under the monastery !! Yes, and her husband also tries to dishonor the whole US world, and he does!
  8. Dezinto
    Dezinto 12 October 2015 14: 21 New
    +5
    Sailors now have to drive on it ...
    1. novobranets
      novobranets 12 October 2015 14: 51 New
      +3
      Serve disciplinary action and arrests on it will be. American penal battalion. bully
  9. Llirik
    Llirik 12 October 2015 14: 22 New
    +2
    With all my love for the weaker sex, women cannot be trusted to break bottles when launching ships. Well, just in case ... hi
    1. Rus2012
      Rus2012 12 October 2015 14: 32 New
      +4
      Quote: Llyric
      women cannot be trusted to break bottles when launching ships

      ...this is a tradition!
      Not following it threatens even greater troubles ...
      Where did the custom of breaking a bottle of champagne come from? The rite of consecration of ships has always had a religious character, its purpose is to earn the mercy of the gods. At one time, it was even believed that this goal can be achieved by sacrificing people. For example: the Vikings, launching ships on the water, laid under the keels of slaves. The Phoenicians and the peoples of the East sprinkled the sides of the new ship with the blood of the beautifully slaughtered beautiful girls - slaves, the Romans sacrificed captured pirates when launching the ships. In the Middle Ages, wine became an indispensable attribute of consecration. Before entering the first voyage, the deck of the ship generously sprinkled them. The rite of consecration of the vessel was always arranged very lavishly - the royal dignitary, who was presented with wine in a golden goblet, made a toast for the welfare of the ship, and then this goblet was thrown overboard. At the end of the 7th century, they stopped throwing precious goblets overboard, but the custom was established to break a bottle of wine on the stem of a descent vessel. This ceremony has survived to the present day, and following the example of France, champagne was used for it, which, as it were, symbolizes the first contact of the ship with the foaming sea wave.
      Это обычай, издавна существующий в Америке. "Дама" является, как правило, женой директора фирмы, инженера, мастера или рабочего. Ей вручают большой букет и выдают документы: "Леди такая-то действительно дама такого-то судна".
      There is a solemn moment of the descent of the ship from the slipways. In front of the ship is a long colored ribbon. When the ship begins to move along the grated platform, the belt breaks, and the azure distances of the seas and oceans first open in front of the ship.
      Председательствующий на торжестве дал сигнал: судно тронулось, заскользило по деревянным доскам, "дама" разбила о борт бутылку шампанского.
      This happens almost all over the world!
      1. Llirik
        Llirik 12 October 2015 15: 10 New
        0
        Well. So you need to prepare a bottle. To avoid.
  10. kot23
    kot23 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
    +5
    In general, a monkey with a grenade is something, but here .....! And they have the wrong champagne!
  11. Zai pali
    Zai pali 12 October 2015 14: 23 New
    +1
    Most likely it will take off.
  12. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
    +3
    Ну что ж: Как вы яхту назовете так она и поплывет..."
  13. Turkir
    Turkir 12 October 2015 14: 24 New
    +1
    Наверное это "Советское шампанское" в советской бутылке.
    The American would have crashed the first time.
  14. Dezinto
    Dezinto 12 October 2015 14: 25 New
    0
    After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.


    Well, what does the rubberized boat have to do with it ??!

    - She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time I stupidly missed, the second time I hit but did not break, .... well, then I waved it right.
    1. atalef
      atalef 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
      12
      Quote: DEZINTO
      ?! She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time she stupidly missed, the second time she hit but did not break, .... well, then she made an awesome grimace and remembered

      like chopped coconuts. wassat
      1. novobranets
        novobranets 12 October 2015 14: 55 New
        +3
        Quote: atalef
        like chopped coconuts.

        While I lived in the White House, I lost my knack, now go and climb trees poorly. laughing
      2. Dezinto
        Dezinto 12 October 2015 14: 57 New
        +2
        like chopped coconuts


        А я ведь исправил свой коммент ))) да, да - "..и вспомнила предков".
        1. Mercenary
          Mercenary 12 October 2015 16: 33 New
          +3
          Right!!! As she was a monkey, she remained (even in the white house, even in the booth ...) laughing
    2. atalef
      atalef 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
      +1
      Quote: DEZINTO
      ?! She pounds on a specially screwed piece of iron! - the first time she stupidly missed, the second time she hit but did not break, .... well, then she made an awesome grimace and remembered

      like chopped coconuts. wassat
    3. Vladimir73
      Vladimir73 12 October 2015 16: 38 New
      +3
      THIS IRON - Quote: And the bottle didn’t break at all from a strike on the board of a submarine, but after a strike by Michelle Obama on the beam holding the stand. so the rostrum has a great future as a ship or submarine laughing yes
  15. flSergius
    flSergius 12 October 2015 14: 26 New
    +4
    I also once saw in a zoo how an angry monkey threw his toy across the cage.
  16. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 12 October 2015 14: 27 New
    +1
    Why are you alarmed there! To China, for scrap. We have already passed this, not without the help, by the way, of these same applicants for world domination!
  17. HAM
    HAM 12 October 2015 14: 34 New
    +3
    With these lips, only eat sour cream, and not make solemn speeches ... They like to draw with Baranchik - blacks, sir!
  18. AlexTires
    AlexTires 12 October 2015 14: 35 New
    +1
    It doesn’t get worse than a woman who is entrusted with the fate of sailors, especially a woman from a family that has ruined the whole world ...
  19. Polite Moose
    Polite Moose 12 October 2015 14: 37 New
    +8
    - Captain! Captain! An anchor has surfaced !!!
    - Hmm. Bad omen.
  20. Denis DV
    Denis DV 12 October 2015 14: 38 New
    +1
    They squeezed money for a quality booze, now let them suffer drinks
  21. chikenous59
    chikenous59 12 October 2015 14: 39 New
    +2
    Family of losers! GG))
  22. Dan Slav
    Dan Slav 12 October 2015 14: 40 New
    0
    But!
    Could not make notches on the bottle or what?
  23. Stinger
    Stinger 12 October 2015 14: 40 New
    +2
    She should have practiced on the Mistral. In the homeland of champagne. I also found Madame Clicquot.
  24. Rurikovich
    Rurikovich 12 October 2015 14: 41 New
    +1
    Yes, a dog with her! Just business - put on iron and new riveting laughing Not to be released into the sea with curses - all of a sudden what else will drown al ?? what wassat
    Molly would file a bottle or whisper a godmother to whisper so that she could wave harder. Every godfather was a hardhat ... lol
  25. koksalek
    koksalek 12 October 2015 14: 41 New
    +2
    the stealth bottle is not beating on the stealth ship, the woman’s hand is in the wrong system
  26. Bakht
    Bakht 12 October 2015 14: 44 New
    +2
    "Обрезиненная лодка". Сразу вспомнился анекдот. Бородатый Конечно же.

    The United States dropped a nuclear bomb on China, killing 50 million people. China dropped a rubber bomb on the United States, killing 200 million people. According to experts, the bomb will jump another week
  27. Pacifist
    Pacifist 12 October 2015 14: 44 New
    0
    Try breaking the bottle on a rubber plate. Only pre-sell tickets for this sight, though you will not suffer in vain laughing
    1. WUA 518
      WUA 518 12 October 2015 15: 47 New
      14
      Quote: Pacifist
      sell tickets for this sight, though you will not suffer in vain

      No tickets needed, you can watch for free laughing
  28. IAlex
    IAlex 12 October 2015 14: 49 New
    +3
    Well, according to visible events, they got not a boat, but a rubberized G .... N in every sense, about which a noble bottle of sparkling wine does not want to be soiled ... laughing
  29. anderles66
    anderles66 12 October 2015 14: 51 New
    +4
    Чёрный президент послал черную метку, т.е. тётку. "Что такое черная метка?" спросил молодой пират - "Это смерть". "А голубая?" - "Тоже ничего хорошего!".
  30. blind
    blind 12 October 2015 14: 52 New
    +2
    boogag really boat sent under the shores of Syria to intimidate the Russian. her fate is a foregone conclusion
  31. Babai34rus
    Babai34rus 12 October 2015 14: 56 New
    +2
    b ... I'm a monkey! Face did this .... Vile
  32. MDesant
    MDesant 12 October 2015 14: 59 New
    +5
    A young sailor caught a goldfish. She asks:
    – Отпусти! Я выполняю любое желание!
    – Ну тогда выполни первое желание капитана, когда он утром выйдет на палубу.
    The captain comes out in the morning, stretches and says:
    – Ну и погодка! Якорь мне в задницу!
  33. sieras
    sieras 12 October 2015 15: 05 New
    +1
    sorry for the guys drown.
    1. Belarus
      Belarus 12 October 2015 15: 16 New
      +6
      sorry for the guys drown.


      Yeah, what a pity. These guys, in which case they grumble at people somewhere and that's all.
      Лично мне после того что случилось с АПЛ " Курск" жалеть американцев как то не хочется.Да и вообще после всего того что они натворили в глобальном масштабе вообще на них плевать хочется если не нагадить.
      А по поводу АПЛ " Курск" так по мне вообще история мутная,а версия с неисправной торпедой она так для широкой общественности (эта другая тема для обсуждения).
      1. Vadim237
        Vadim237 12 October 2015 15: 38 New
        0
        And there are no other explanations besides the torpedo explosion.
        1. Amurets
          Amurets 12 October 2015 15: 52 New
          +2
          Yes! Look at the archival photos of Kursk at the bottom after the accident and you’ll understand everything. This refers to the 1st compartment. If you know what the damage to the ships looks like during an external and internal explosion.
          1. kote119
            kote119 12 October 2015 16: 03 New
            0
            and what is there?
            1. Amurets
              Amurets 12 October 2015 17: 36 New
              +2
              А видно там что взыв был снаружи.И посмотрите французский документальный фильм "Тайна гибели Курска". А если интересует эта проблема,то очень много литературы на эту тему.Причём литературы профессионалов,а не любителей сенсаций в том числе и иностранной.
      2. kote119
        kote119 12 October 2015 16: 01 New
        +1
        And what does the Americans have to do with it?
        and second, do not wish the military dead.
      3. Greenwood
        Greenwood 13 October 2015 06: 38 New
        0
        And what's the point for the Americans to drown the Russian nuclear submarine?
  34. KRIG55
    KRIG55 12 October 2015 15: 35 New
    0
    Well, in order to avoid further troubles, the boat should be withdrawn from the fleet and presented to Ukraine, and henceforth Mishka should not be trusted with responsible matters, let him plant flowers on the lawn in front of the white house.
  35. semuil
    semuil 12 October 2015 15: 36 New
    +1
    Bottle Abrau Durso?
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  36. gukoyan
    gukoyan 12 October 2015 15: 40 New
    +1
    It's just that on this submarine there are so many advanced stealth technologies that even the bottle could not understand what it needs to break)))
  37. Retvizan 8
    Retvizan 8 12 October 2015 16: 07 New
    +2
    The same donkey as her hubby!
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  39. rus-5819
    rus-5819 12 October 2015 16: 16 New
    +1
    After the completion of the ceremony, the organizers rushed to explain the incident with the fact that the “submarine is rubberized”.

    And now it’s frayed too!
  40. pv1005
    pv1005 12 October 2015 16: 28 New
    +3
    Исключительная нация. Исключительная "первая леди", исключительного президента. Короче, ИСКЛЮЧИТЕЛЬНЫЕ И,Д,И,О,Т,Ы. wassat
  41. afrikanez
    afrikanez 12 October 2015 16: 36 New
    +1
    laughing How much shame on the whole world. well, damn it, clowning is just laughing
  42. Bort radist
    Bort radist 12 October 2015 16: 36 New
    +1
    Помню комедия была с Луи де Финесом "Маленький Купальщик". На сколько помню в начале фильма бьют бутылку о борт корабля и пробивают огромную дыру. В конце фильма - корабль на стапелях, с размаху бьют бутылку, все потеют от напряжения. Бутылка разбивается. Все в восторге. Корабль со стапелей съезжает со в море и скрывается под водой. Прям ремейк.
    1. WUA 518
      WUA 518 12 October 2015 16: 44 New
      +9
      Quote: Bort Radist
      As far as I remember, at the beginning of the film they beat a bottle on the side of the ship and punch a huge hole

      1. Bort radist
        Bort radist 13 October 2015 16: 37 New
        0
        hi And I rummaged everything, but I did not find a fragment. The ending would still be when it goes under water.
  43. sw6513
    sw6513 12 October 2015 16: 50 New
    +1
    It was necessary to call a smoked (husband) -may be able to break. And so the boat is doomed.
  44. Balagan
    Balagan 12 October 2015 17: 04 New
    0
    А чего матрасники встревожились судьбой? Пусть-пусть выходит в море. Карма за "Курск" должна же быть реализованной...
  45. 1536
    1536 12 October 2015 17: 04 New
    +1
    Such an advanced state, and could not make a bottle of champagne to break on a rubber case / outline of an underwater ship. Framed Madame President. This is what kind of strength you need to have in order to break a bottle on rubber .., at least from the third time! You will not envy Obama.
    А вообще, этот пример лишний раз показывает, что в Америке перестали думать в высших эшелонах власти. Перестали думать вообще. Это настораживает, т.к. могут найтись "естествоиспытатели", готовые испытать ядерное оружие в деле.
  46. Lionsio
    Lionsio 12 October 2015 17: 09 New
    +2
    Добавлю "пять копеек". При спуске ПЛ на Звёздочке существовала традиция.
    После того, как бутылка разбита, начинался жуткий ажиотаж и борьба моряков и рабочих за обладание пробки от шампанского. Разбивали 3 бутылки - об нос, о борт в районе рубки (рубку) и о винты. На одном видео в этом посте это видно. Если побеждали работяги, то это стоило экипажу немеренного количества "шила". Коллекция из трёх пробок хранилась у первого механика корабля.
  47. Algetxnumx
    Algetxnumx 12 October 2015 17: 16 New
    +2
    Yeah, it’s not for her to peel bananas! lol
  48. barsik92090
    barsik92090 12 October 2015 18: 14 New
    0
    We all can only see the fate of this submarine of its crew ... judging by the signs ... their share is very unenviable)) [/ quote]
    Это был представлен "Потемкинский" надувной муляж лодки, ведь от удара непочатой бутылкой столь мощной госпожи, могла в прочном корпусе образоваться пробоина, замыкание силовых кабелей и пожар.
  49. ermolai
    ermolai 12 October 2015 18: 44 New
    0
    Quote: DEZINTO
    Sailors now have to drive on it

    submarine commander Porosenko, navigator-rabbit, boatswain-yarosh, kok-lyashka, well, and further down the list, they all have nowhere else to hide.
  50. udincev
    udincev 12 October 2015 18: 48 New
    0
    Nobody wanted to give in ...
    As a result, the boat was stronger, and Michelle is insistent!