Tricky comments. Panic in the Baltic after the Caspian show

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It's funny from time to time to visit the forums of our Baltic neighbors. Not bad because the feeling of own greatness wakes up, well, and the realization that you are almost the World Evil. As a representative of the Baltic neighbor. Feel like a real bear next to the Pekingese.

After launching missiles at ISIS, our neighbors burst. And, really so. You get real pleasure from reading some of the comments.

"This should cool hot heads wanting to war. What are we going to do with tanket shoes, if the Russians start bullying them right from the Ural Mountains? It would be better to spend money on them to build a bunker ... "

For example, from the Ural Mountains on three tanks to shoot there is no point. One rocket is more expensive than this armor. And, thank God, there is where to fuck up and take a closer look. But the bunker is a good thing. At least in order to gather, on occasion, all those whom Russia sees to be Mordor and the aggressor. At one time (in the sense of Iskander), many problems that have accumulated lately can be solved. And then peace, friendship and sprats will come.

"Against this background, Latvian hopes for these 5" tolerated "from NATO, who patrol our sky, look frivolous."

Yes, everything looks frivolously in the Baltics. And the cries of the imminent conquest by Russia of these "proud and independent" patches of land equal in size to some not very large areas, and hopes for NATO. Generally correctly said. That's just to enlist American pilots in the "terpily" is not worth it. Here is someone who, but Americans are not fools in this regard. And it is unlikely that with their carcasses they will protect the Baltic land from the Russians.

They generally why there? That's right, patrol the sky. And they patrol him. But if it really comes to serious disassembly, then any normal American will remember his duty to America, his family and himself. That is, press the button (or whatever they have in the F-15) “maximum boost” and stop this patrol. By stalling away from sin in the direction of another base, where quieter.

Because one thing is to show off in the Baltic skies, patrolling them for something there, and quite another to be compared with rocket phallic symbols with Russians. And as practice has shown in Syria, Russian has something to measure. The only question is quality. And to check it for the sake of the interests of some limitrofov down there - well, is it necessary for Americans?

The answer is obvious.

"If Putin, with 60 production missiles of the last century, goes for 1500 km to the warehouse weapons USA, what are the characteristics of his modern missiles? "

Yes, on this topic in the Baltics is better not to think at all. Normal specifications. Able to provide either a lack of sleep, or the presence of enuresis. So it’s better not to score at all on your head.

"Positional basing areas of the Russian Navy in the Black (and now in the Mediterranean) seas, on the Kola Peninsula and (what the hell is not joking) - even on the Ladoga and Peipsi lakes, they cover the whole territory of the EU like a bull with a Kalibra and resist there is nobody and nothing to do. "

A clever man wrote. Specially did not indicate who he was and where he came from, but there is one “but”. Okay, with the "Caliber" sorted out. But Russia has only "Calibers" in service? Or so that everyone has come to the conclusion that we have an order with the armaments in the army, do we need somewhere to beat the Topol or Yars?

If you take a sober look at the current situation, then this option is quite obvious. With Sergey Kozhugetovich become, would be a worthy goal.

“To parry this new threat for the West, it will take money as much as there is not either Europe or“ our overseas partners. ”And this means - as a countermeasure - only a private change of diapers and howls of all sorts of different loyalties on the subject of wild rocket weapons for RF ".

Here, finally. It got it. Again, the Baltic states did not identify those as allies. But we, as it were, do not insist especially. I don’t know, to be honest, who these “women” are, but I’ll say one thing for sure: guys, do not worry. No matter how expensive rocket weapons we have, but if it does, do not worry, we will endure such spending. Moreover, they are easier to compensate for simply - to plant another governor thief with confiscation - and no problems.

And the threat is not new. It is as if eternal, while Russia stands. It was simply beneficial for everyone to think that we always have drunken warrant officers and conscript soldiers on duty near rusty rockets with fading warheads. Yes please. But we know that this is "a little bit different from reality." And when it turns out to be an indisputable fact - oops, but nowhere to go. Russian missiles are flying as it should and where necessary.

And this is not “hurray-patriotism,” and not “we will win everybody,” no. This is simply a statement of the fact that Russia has modern weapons. Ready to use in range. The question, I repeat, is only in the purpose and expediency of the application.

Moreover, so someone who, and the Balts can sleep peacefully. If only because it makes no sense to spend on them really expensive weapons. The game is not worth the candle. In a sense, a territory the size of a sheepskin (or a can of sprats, if you like more) is not worth digging up a tree (in the sense of Topol) and sharashit it with a tree of this sheepskin.

Well, changing diapers ... that's someone like more. You can and levomycetin apply. It also helps.
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  1. +75
    13 October 2015 05: 48
    Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.
    1. +159
      13 October 2015 05: 53
      Quote: Putin
      Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

      Right now. A roll of sandpaper, nulevka, one at all, let them wipe.
      1. +37
        13 October 2015 06: 10
        Bastard rasp alone at all!
        1. +15
          13 October 2015 08: 59
          And Vaseline a ton ... bully
          1. +33
            13 October 2015 10: 59
            Quote: Putin
            Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.



            Why is that?

            Are they our friends?

            Let them live in their Mr.

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          3. +23
            13 October 2015 11: 18
            Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
            And Vaseline a ton.

            Yeah, schaz-zs, Vaseline still need to be earned ...
          4. +6
            13 October 2015 15: 04
            Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
            And Vaseline a ton ... bully

            Sir! Vaseline is a luxury. They are for nature. product (to tear)
            1. +1
              14 October 2015 17: 30
              They have fish oil fill up! ;)))))))
          5. +5
            13 October 2015 16: 08
            But as my commander used to say, "Vaseline must still be earned" (c)
          6. 0
            14 October 2015 22: 16
            will cost !!!
          7. 0
            15 October 2015 10: 48
            Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
            And Vaseline a ton ...

            And you, my friend, it's time to dispossess. am 1 kg of technical petroleum jelly costs 100 re, and medical vaseline is many times more expensive, so you are going to sponsor our "friends". wink Then it’s better to let this money into some real business. bully
          8. 0
            16 October 2015 11: 17
            Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
            The Putin EN 13 October 2015 05:48

            Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

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            Kos_kalinki9 (4) SU October 13, 2015 05:53 ↑

            Quote: Putin
            Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

            Right now. A roll of sandpaper, nulevka, one at all, let them wipe.

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            Lehalk (1) RU October 13, 2015 06:10 ↑

            Bastard rasp alone at all!

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            BLACK-SHARK-64 (6) SU October 13, 2015 08:59 ↑

            And Vaseline a ton ... bully

            laughing laughing laughing What evil guys are you all the same? lol You can’t scoff too much at the balts scared to a loose stool!
        2. +50
          13 October 2015 11: 45
          "If Putin, with 60-made missiles of the last century, falls over the 1500 km into the US arms depot, then what are the characteristics of his modern missiles?"

          It got it. Well, what are the characteristics. One rocket first destroys one target, then shakes off debris, jumps and flies to another target. And so up to ten times. And maybe more.
          1. +6
            13 October 2015 20: 37
            Pancake! But a good idea! ROCKET OF MULTIPLE USE!
          2. +1
            15 October 2015 10: 50
            Quote: Reserve officer
            One rocket first destroys one target, then shakes off debris, jumps and flies to another target. And so on up to ten times. Or maybe more.

            Yes Yes. There was such a joke about the Chinese and the rubber bomb laughing
          3. 0
            16 October 2015 03: 53
            This is a Chinese rubber.
        3. +2
          13 October 2015 13: 29
          chinese disposable
        4. 0
          14 October 2015 23: 07
          Better sherbel.
          1. 0
            15 October 2015 05: 57
            sherhebel- this is a plane .. there is also a tongue and groove ..)))
      2. +44
        13 October 2015 06: 16
        H-yes-ah! The delusions of grandeur are progressing ...fool
        Who do you need to fuck up, Chukhontsy, this is how to shoot sparrows from a cannon! winked
        1. +23
          13 October 2015 06: 27
          Quote: Sid.74
          H-yes-ah! The delusions of grandeur are progressing ...fool
          Who do you need to fuck up, Chukhontsy, this is how to shoot sparrows from a cannon! winked

          Inspired.
          1. +6
            14 October 2015 09: 14
            And they are just like that! and suddenly, already on a cargo ship, they came directly to them)
        2. +17
          13 October 2015 09: 00
          Fools, would live quietly under the arm of Russia ... am
          1. +36
            13 October 2015 11: 03
            Fools, we would live quietly under the arm of Russia ... ,,
            or maybe we already have enough of these ,, partner friends, ”only bash-on-bash, purely economic relations.
            1. +10
              13 October 2015 17: 01
              You all have not understood a little what time is coming. When Russia becomes the guarantor of peace in the ball and justice in the last resort. And we do not even repel the Saudis, but we say to everyone that we are ready to cooperate only so that no one goes offended. And in this regard, the Chukhons are not Chukhons, all human beings. Something like this. hi
          2. +18
            13 October 2015 11: 59
            Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
            Fools, would live quietly under the arm of Russia ... am

            Yes, which is under the arm. count between breasts, and you could suck in turn. And now in NATO, as in my anecdote, she’ll suck in turn.
          3. +3
            14 October 2015 12: 23
            Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
            Fools, would live quietly under the arm of Russia ... am

            It does not work out for them calmly. An Estonian served with me in training. On the rise in the ranks he always became slippers - well, he didn’t have time, it’s not Europe. And everyone was nervous. Because the fathers, the commanders tried to convert him to an Asian, so that he could manage to shoe. And he sadly again and again opened a thick book in Estonian. For the rehabilitation of affected nerves. Are there any thick books in Estonian in Europe now?
        3. +8
          13 October 2015 12: 36
          strange .... the Baltic states are in a panic, but in the Caspian countries no one sees any threat to themselves .....
          but surely the "Calibers" started from the Caspian Sea, not from the Baltic? ...
      3. +19
        13 October 2015 06: 47
        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        Quote: Putin
        Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

        Right now. A roll of sandpaper, nulevka, one at all, let them wipe.

        Dale is personal.
        1. +5
          13 October 2015 09: 01
          Very tolerant. !!
        2. +7
          13 October 2015 14: 31
          this is Chuck Norris's paper (he always takes Chelyabinsk, takes a severe one) :-)
        3. win
          +4
          13 October 2015 18: 37
          A roll of sandpaper is useful for other things. And you can wipe it with a natural product - a leaf nettles... And they will think faster.
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        5. +2
          14 October 2015 12: 24
          Quote: Kos_kalinki9
          Dale is personal.

          And not even null. Do not regret it. I approve.
      4. +27
        13 October 2015 06: 47
        Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

        Right now. Sandpaper roll, null, one at all, let them wipe
        A kick of a tarpaulin boot of size 45 not only disinfects the wiped area but also heals with a hemorrhoid.
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      5. +20
        13 October 2015 07: 19
        Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic.

        What the fuck diapers ...?! Let them live by whom they live, shave their pants and sleep with cattle in the stable, so that it is warm at night (if we turn off the gas), licking and sneaks are adaptive, if only we have learned how to choose an ass for many centuries, we need to kiss !!!
        1. +24
          13 October 2015 09: 10
          Quote: Bone
          What the fuck diapers ...?! Let them live by whom they live, shave their pants and sleep with cattle in the stable, so that it is warm at night (if we turn off the gas), licking and sneaks are adaptive, if only we have learned how to choose an ass for many centuries, we need to kiss !!!

          I already said that the launches of the Caliber, in addition to military use, will greatly disturb Europe. And I think this was the calculation. EuroPro proved to be useless iron, therefore this stench began. There will be more, as our VKS and Navy in the Middle East succeed.
          And then, when the dust settles and the matter goes to completion, the European countries will start talking about the opening of the "Second Front", talking about it with the same throat with the amers, in order to yell afterwards at every corner that they are the same winners of the ISIS plague.
          1. +16
            13 October 2015 09: 28
            Quote: NEXUS
            EuroPro turned out to be useless iron, and therefore this stink began



            And where does EuroPRO ??? Missiles flew over the territories of Iran and Iraq, making either 147 or 148 turns ...

            Another question is that they struck the Middle East, and they tackled the pants in Europe ...

            PS And in general, there is too much noise from these Livonia counties ... You don’t need to pay so much attention to them in VO ... The time will come - we’ll break all their military armored bicycles ...
            1. +17
              13 October 2015 09: 51
              Quote: veksha50
              And where does EuroPRO ??? Missiles flew over the territories of Iran and Iraq, making either 147 or 148 turns ...

              Despite the fact that the range of the Caliber, which went to Syria 1500 km, is already de facto, which means that from the territory of Russia, the whole of Europe is shot by our KR and there is essentially no protection against them. Herewith, the European missile defense system, which the Europeans are so carefully building .From here, these squeals would not be surprised if the Poles, Bulgarians and Romanians started yelling behind the Baltic states.
              Best regards hi
              1. +6
                13 October 2015 10: 27
                I will add: even though the NATO facilities could not fully track the missiles over the entire gap. Despite the fact that the region is, as it were, not in a completely peaceful state, there are plenty of any followers there now.
              2. +3
                13 October 2015 10: 34
                Quote: NEXUS
                Hence, these squeals will not be surprised if the Poles, Bulgarians and Romanians start yelling behind the Baltic states.



                We are talking about almost the same thing ... but we didn’t understand each other a little ... (I told you, we farted at the military base and put it on our pants in Europe) ...

                "Hence these squeals and I would not be surprised if Poles, Bulgarians and Romanians start yelling behind the Balts" ...

                The sense of these squeals ... They are afraid, they are shaking, but NATO is deploying in its territories ...

                If you want to be Europeans and NATO members - don’t bother with the client, get ready to get the full ...
              3. +3
                13 October 2015 16: 41
                The range of the calibers depends on the load. If the landmine weighs 500kg, the range is 1500km. If the apple is respectively 100-200kg (100-200kt), the range is 4000-3000km. Then you get all of Europe from Onega and the Caspian under ashes.
              4. +5
                13 October 2015 18: 17
                Quote: NEXUS
                Despite the fact that the range of the Caliber that went to Syria 1500 km is already de facto

                You said that correctly. Only this is for sea-based missiles. Missiles launched from airplanes fly at a distance of 4500 km. This was announced on our central television. Tomahawks do not have such a flight range (2500 km. Maximum) It's not that you worry, you can lose sleep. This means that their ships, even before reaching the line of production of a shot at Russia, will be attacked and possibly destroyed.
                1. +3
                  13 October 2015 19: 07
                  Quote: Алексей_К
                  Missiles launched from airplanes fly at a distance of up to 4500 km.

                  The X-101 launched from the TU-160 flies to a range of 5-000 km. This is the declared range, but it can be more. I think now our developers are heavily reliant on the creation of new missiles with a longer range. And something tells me that Gauges with the X-5 are far from everything. But there is also the X-500, about which nothing is known.
                  1. 0
                    13 October 2015 23: 31
                    Not so long ago, here in VO, information passed that we tested air-based cruise missiles with a range of about 8000 km.
                  2. win
                    +5
                    15 October 2015 11: 09
                    But there is also the X-555, about which nothing is known at all.


                    At least I found something:
                    The X-555 is equipped with new optical and satellite guidance systems, has a small effective scattering surface, and a variable flight profile. The X-555 flight range is close to 5 thousand km, which allows Tu-160 and Tu-95MS aircraft to strike at stationary stationary targets at any possible theater of operations, without coming into contact with the enemy’s air defense system.
                2. 0
                  13 October 2015 23: 29
                  Quote: Алексей_К
                  will be attacked and possibly destroyed.

                  Three Caliber is enough for an aircraft carrier. So rather the second, given them, Caliber, accuracy.
          2. 0
            13 October 2015 16: 00
            This is the natural behavior of parasites that come to everything prepared. And simultaneously with the cries of the winners, they will cry out that Russia gave rise to terrorism. After all, all sorts of marginals in the geyropa are already quacking that we are to blame for millions of refugees ...
          3. +1
            13 October 2015 23: 25
            Quote: NEXUS
            I have already said that the launches of the Caliber, in addition to military use, will greatly alar Europe.

            But not only Geyropu was alarmed ... You noticed that the American ships in the Persian Gulf, after the Caspian launch, lifted anchors and sailed away to strain the Chinese. They know, go that the Chinese have no Caliber.
      6. +4
        13 October 2015 08: 27
        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        Quote: Putin
        Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

        Right now. A roll of sandpaper, nulevka, one at all, let them wipe.

        Zeroing will not work, figure eight, or six, so that it gets to the liver.
        1. +10
          13 October 2015 10: 31
          Only a rasp, only hardcore !!! Or this one. And reusability, and massage in one bottle. Sorry, crank ...
          1. +2
            13 October 2015 18: 19
            Quote: abrakadabre
            Only a rasp, only hardcore !!! Or this one. And reusability, and massage in one bottle. Sorry, crank ...

            In your photo this is not a rasp. The rasp is a file, and in the photo - a brush.
            1. +1
              13 October 2015 23: 41
              "In your picture it is not a rasp. The rasp is a file, and in the picture it is a brush."

              It is written "Only rasp, only hardcore !!! Or this."
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            3. +2
              14 October 2015 09: 00
              This thing in the photo has the scientific name "needle file". It's not a joke. This is really her name in plumbing. But the thing called a "metal brush" has a metal wire bristle that is curved in a wave-like manner along the entire length of the bristle hairs.
      7. +6
        13 October 2015 08: 58
        So their ass will shine like a plaque .... our snipers will dazzle the optics ... bully
      8. +5
        13 October 2015 10: 09
        This is not necessary - in the entire history of the Baltic states, the hosts have taught Aboriginal people to use the language for this need
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      11. 0
        13 October 2015 12: 20
        "Right now. A roll of sandpaper, zeroes, one for all, let them wipe."
        Good YOU, however, a person, I would even say humane. And for me it’s not a roll, but a good rug, but more granular. And let when they get it done, they will sit on it with a soft spot with acceleration. You look, by the end of the rug, some ears will reach it.
      12. +3
        13 October 2015 14: 30
        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        Right now. A roll of sandpaper, nulevka, one at all, let them wipe.

        Sure, not a problem
      13. +5
        13 October 2015 18: 43
        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        Right now. A roll of sandpaper, nulevka, one at all, let them wipe.

        An anecdote, so to speak, in the subject of your message:
        He is riding a Russian bus in Riga. At the bus stop his acquaintance, a Latvian, enters. He looks at the transparent bag that the Russian holds in his hands, sees a roll of toilet paper there and speaks with a malicious smile:
        - Ohhhh! I see you - Russians, joined civilization, and finally learned how to use toilet paper?
        “I had to learn,” the Russian answers him, “after you stopped licking our ass and switched to the Americans.”
        wink
      14. 0
        13 October 2015 23: 19
        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        Right now. A roll of sandpaper, nulevka, one at all, let them wipe.

        No need to be so bloodthirsty (hee hee), they are also people, they are already unsweetened. It’s sinful to laugh at sick people!
      15. 0
        14 October 2015 09: 45
        Too weak 500ka not less laughing
      16. 0
        14 October 2015 14: 17
        They will manage without sandpaper, otherwise they will use it for other purposes. But Soviet-style toilet paper without perforation - just right. Let your European heads train how to adapt to it.
      17. +1
        14 October 2015 17: 29
        Not nulls, but 120s. Zeroing is too affectionate ...
      18. 0
        15 October 2015 21: 38
        I live in Votkinsk. We make "Yars" in 3 shifts at the plant! So let the enemy know that there is something to start!)))
    2. +21
      13 October 2015 05: 58
      Well, as I said, NATO bred the Baltic states for loot! They need to throw off somewhere unnecessary armored trash somewhere, here they are selling it b / y ... But the Balts amuse themselves .. like they have defenders what
    3. +6
      13 October 2015 05: 59
      They will not appreciate it. Schizophrenics will think that Iskander is hidden in diapers. It is better to send them a strong sedative, maybe even for a short while (or it would be better forever))) they will be forgotten in sleep if they drink.
      1. BMW
        +12
        13 October 2015 06: 10
        Why are you flawed? The dog barks the caravan goes. And if it is too intrusively barking, then a camel can spit or kick.
    4. +13
      13 October 2015 06: 11
      Russia let off steam on terrorists, let off steam for Ukraine and it became easier for all Russians
    5. +5
      13 October 2015 07: 02
      "Every friendly Russian should send each Balts a pack of diapers. We will help people."

      They, as always, will forget about help ...
    6. +16
      13 October 2015 07: 09
      I still can’t think of why the Balts took that we want to conquer them?
      1. +4
        13 October 2015 07: 32
        Exactly, enough to intimidate them, leave them alone, in general, to cut off any ties, especially economic ones, let the "sprats" be sold to the West.
    7. +42
      13 October 2015 10: 04
      Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people


      And who are these Baltic states? There are Estonians, there are Latvians, there are Lithuanians. All these are different nations, with completely different languages. Relations with Russians are much closer than relations with each other. In Latvia in general, almost half of the population is Russian.

      The second point, the author should give an example of a specific publication and specific comments. Here is an example: Edition DELPHI, published in Lithuanian, Latvian and Russian. We take a fresh article - "The United States threw off weapons to the rebels fighting with IS." We look at the comments in Lithuanian, click the anonymous windows, then the most popular ones.

      XXL 2015-10-13 08:02 IP: 78.57.186.236 USA

      We translate: - The USA trains and supports gangs of various terrorists, and then the Russians have to disentangle American porridge.

      amerikos logika 2015-10-13 08:09 IP: 88.216.6.182

      The Ukrainian rebels are not moderate, but Syrian moderate, which means they need to drop weapons, and bombs on hospitals.

      Such comments receive the greatest number of positive assessments, and the consciousness of citizens is such - while they are struggling for existence, politicians with the help of the media wash their brains scare Russia, and they brazenly steal. It is this kind of reviews that dominate, and not some kind of bunker and so on.

      The Baltic countries are small nations, where a fascist minority is in power, who came to power by deception and manipulation with the support of the West. They turned these countries into US bantustans, and the people into half-slaves, who after that fled around the world. They are already humiliated and robbed by their elites, and their attitude towards Russians is either neutral or positive in the overwhelming mass. Do you want to humiliate them even more? Your right. Only somehow it is very not in Russian.
      1. +1
        13 October 2015 13: 14
        Very correct remark! Rulers and their pack are one thing, and the population is quite the opposite. hi
      2. +1
        13 October 2015 20: 41
        Thanks for the comment! I completely agree with you.
      3. +2
        13 October 2015 23: 42
        Quote: Asadullah
        Do you want to humiliate them even more? Your right. Only somehow it is very not in Russian.

        I know what moods prevail in the Baltic social networks, but the facts are clear: the authorities of all Baltic countries compete with each other in Russophobia, not only in words but also in deeds, demolishing monuments to our soldiers, Russian-speaking there for second-class people, and ordinary Balts , ordinary people, they all see and are silent. I understand that they have a slow reaction, after a couple of decades they will come to their senses and rush to us with tears of sincere repentance. The Baltic states generally either remain silent (silence is a sign of consent) or flee from the country (from humiliation). It is a fact! So it’s hard to humiliate them more than they humiliated themselves.
    8. +3
      13 October 2015 10: 06
      Fear and hunger clear the brain better than words.
    9. +3
      13 October 2015 10: 40
      Well, they ... they still cannot understand and come to terms with the fact that they were the "showcase" of the Soviet Union, and now they have voluntarily become the "backyard" of Europe. And nobody needs nafig. It's a shame they understand .. do not notice .. laughing
    10. WKS
      +2
      13 October 2015 10: 42
      Quote: Putin
      Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

      It is not necessary to transfer to the whole people what the U.rodes in the government are doing and saying, sold to overseas sponsors. The Baltic peoples as a whole are normal people, living the same concerns and problems as the Russian people.
      1. +5
        13 October 2015 16: 00
        No, it is NECESSARY !!! In 1939, the Germans fell in love with Hitler, but we had to disentangle, up to 45 .........
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    11. +1
      13 October 2015 12: 42
      It's time for the pro-Balts to import the harem pants from the Maidan, they put a lot of "fear" into them.
    12. 0
      13 October 2015 14: 21
      Quote: Putin
      Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.


      Dear colleague Yuri, judging by the number of pluses, your statement is probably very witty?
      hi
    13. 0
      13 October 2015 21: 48
      We will overwhelm all the Baltic states ...
    14. 0
      13 October 2015 22: 47
      Well, why do diapers so immediately ?! They won’t appreciate the care, they will scream to the whole world that the Russians have already attacked them with diapers ....
    15. MSL
      0
      14 October 2015 15: 21
      Quote: Putin
      Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

      Sorry, but they will not be visible from under the diapers. Let it dry out like that.
    16. 0
      15 October 2015 10: 41
      Quote: Putin
      Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic.

      Fuck you, although I am friendly, but not a philanthropist for these miserable, well, except perhaps a blizzard as a catalyst for the existing reaction wassat
    17. 0
      16 October 2015 02: 38
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  2. +4
    13 October 2015 05: 49
    Americans will not even include the afterburner because they are afraid to cross the border with us
  3. +9
    13 October 2015 05: 51
    Well, a change of diapers ... this is someone like it more. You can use chloramphenicol. It also helps.

    You can still loperamide, well, if it is diarrhea. Great remedy.
    And to be honest, besides disgust, the Baltic position does not cause anything.
  4. +30
    13 October 2015 05: 52
    The funniest thing is that the baldons still think that Russia needs them! And on every corner they yell about it, trying to prove their worth to everyone! I once argued on this topic with the Swedes. They also asked me if Putin would attack the Baltic states after Crimea , Finland and Sweden. I convinced them with just two reasons.
    Firstly, in Crimea, the main population is Russian, unlike the above countries.
    And secondly, we have enough problems without them.
    1. +7
      13 October 2015 06: 08
      Quote: Magic Archer
      ... will Putin attack the Baltic states, Finland, and Sweden after Crimea? I convinced them with just two reasons. ...
      ... in Crimea, the main population of Russians, in contrast to the above countries.
      And secondly, we have enough problems without them.

      They themselves are always accustomed to attacking someone, so they just cannot understand that there is a different culture in Russia. Although if you look closely at them, then they are very similar to the Russians, and the genetics converge, and the Finns of the Swedes zavut "rossolainen", something familiar in the sound.
      1. +2
        13 October 2015 10: 20
        They want to show once again their significance ... which arises not from a great mind, but only from the neighborhood with Russia. There is absolutely no reason to say that Russia somehow threatens the Baltic countries or Ukraine. The West, by contrast, has made significant eastward progress over the past decade, recruiting one former Russian ally after another for NATO. Not Russia, as you see, brewed all this mess.
    2. 0
      14 October 2015 18: 24
      Agree with you. But the Swedes are very hard to convince of our not aggressiveness. They are very afraid of Russia and its inhabitants. For all arguments, one answer: you are Russian - angry and aggressive, even your women and children.
      1. 0
        16 October 2015 04: 08
        I am very, very aggressive, let them know. And wicked. And the whole family is the same. Let them sit there at home, they are afraid of us and never climb !!!
  5. +22
    13 October 2015 05: 54
    Fools ... Stuffing up their price ... Is there a problem now in the Baltic territories ??? And when was this a problem for Russia? Press - they themselves will beg for patronage, or for benefits, or for support, or something else ... They will not move closer to the United States. Will be here - next. And about this hysteria as a result of launches, so let them read a joke. Hurry !!! Especially for those who were not in Moscow at the Victory Parade and could not see samples of new military equipment, Russia is holding a demonstration performance in Syria !!!
    1. +11
      13 October 2015 06: 11
      Grybauskaite yapping - remember, stopped - forgot, but I also want to defecate with bricks to Russia as Ukraine and imagine ourselves to be centers of Europe
      1. +3
        13 October 2015 16: 57
        Two former Komsomol members, Gribauskaite and Merkel, are now fighting with the homeland of the Komsomol. Moreover, while studying in Leningrad, Gribauskaite was twice detained by the police for engaging in prostitution.
    2. +2
      13 October 2015 07: 46
      ... Yes, the Baltic states of Russia are not even needed ... - they will die out like mammoths themselves ..
      1. +7
        13 October 2015 08: 29
        "Don't let the mushrooms go" - that's how the Lithuanians call their prime minister Grybauskaite ... lol
  6. +4
    13 October 2015 05: 54
    Well, seem to have come! I can imagine how discouraged many are now in Europe laughing The author said correctly, do not worry, but live with us together and it will not even be necessary to build bunkers.
    1. +54
      13 October 2015 07: 57
      Give a missile ship of project 11661 - "Skobaristan" to Lake Peipsi! laughing It is a pity that Pskov Lake immediately stranded. wassat
      1. +2
        13 October 2015 10: 34
        What for? If there is Kaliningrad and a normal naval base.
  7. +5
    13 October 2015 05: 54
    Already tired of the Baltic tantrum. If only something more original came up.
    1. +5
      13 October 2015 06: 14
      Everyone earns as much as they can, here the leadership of the Baltic states earns on hysteria .. It is clear that they do not earn the Baltic countries, but some specific people ..
    2. 0
      13 October 2015 19: 45
      can't think of not pay
  8. +39
    13 October 2015 05: 56
    forever drunken warrant officers on duty

    Putin and Obama agree on nuclear disarmament. All warheads were detonated in space. A week later, a call to the Kremlin: - Hello Vova, I still have 7 missiles left here, so Russia is now a colony of the United States ... Well, Putin is thinking, scratching his turnip. Suddenly a press secretary runs into the office "Vladimir Vladimirovich, trouble! Near Saratov, one drunken warrant officer forgot about the whole base, about 40 Topol! What to do ?! Putin:" Well, first of all, not an ensign, but a lieutenant general, and secondly when Russia drinks, it is invincible!
    1. +8
      13 October 2015 08: 48
      Variations of this joke existed in the early 70s. But ... still good!
      1. +2
        13 October 2015 09: 03
        But to the place)))
    2. +1
      13 October 2015 13: 30
      The new version is more concise and topical, and therefore better =)
  9. +7
    13 October 2015 05: 57
    ... the bunker is a necessary thing ... you can store expired sprats there too
    1. +5
      13 October 2015 06: 18
      Quote: BLOND
      ... the bunker is a necessary thing ... you can store expired sprats there too

      And if they smell? Trouble. Again, Russia is to blame.
    2. +1
      13 October 2015 09: 22
      Sprats are better stored right in the sea. There will be someone to catch, process and sell them. wink
  10. +2
    13 October 2015 06: 05
    Pampers for NATO gaskets.
  11. +8
    13 October 2015 06: 11
    "" It was beneficial for everyone to think that drunken ensigns and conscripts were always on duty next to rusty missiles with glowing warheads "
    So they thought. In the West. And he was calmer to live. They were only afraid that all of a sudden Russians would climb on them in a crowd, but they would bravely hold out until the approach of the NATO forces. What shock did they experience (and not only the Balts) when it turned out that the Russians did not need to visit them themselves - it was enough to send a present. Yes, medicine - medicine, but without diapers - nothing. No medicine will help here.
  12. +10
    13 October 2015 06: 12
    in order to destroy the Baltic states, you don’t even need to fight with it, you just need to close its import to Russia, turn off gas and stop using its ports in the Baltic, and after 3 months it will be depopulated, the Russians will come to Russia, the natives in their EU ...
  13. +13
    13 October 2015 06: 14
    Lord ... Why spend rockets on them ... block ALL economic relations, block the border, and forget about them. When you completely press it, they themselves will come, then speak, on our terms ...
    1. +1
      13 October 2015 06: 35
      We will not be likened to non-downright and Svidomo neighbors who think the same about Crimea.
      1. +9
        13 October 2015 06: 43
        Quote: Good
        We will not be likened to non-downright and Svidomo neighbors who think the same about Crimea.

        But then do not bite the hand that feeds you.
        1. +5
          13 October 2015 07: 04
          I wanted to answer the same thing: Crimea does not host troops of foreign states, does not conduct a hostile policy with its neighbors and has no "non-citizens" ...
      2. +3
        13 October 2015 08: 51
        We will not be assimilated nezalezhnymi and Svidomo neighbors ...

        I agree with you, dear "Good", so much that I can't even express it in words right away. Yes + + + + +
        I got to this place today and was really upset ... sad Well, it's not like saying: "It was me who got to the" Censor ", or what? ..". belay Dear colleagues, fellow citizens, friends and comrades! Where did suddenly so much superfluous malice, cynicism suddenly come from? negative I understand that the information pressure on us (Russia) has so recently increased both qualitatively and quantitatively - there will be dead people, but we are ALIVE fellow , and, after all, we are preparing for the role of "saviors of mankind" (and for less and do not agree stop ) So - whether we want it or not - but it’s time to start matching. hi
        PySy: I immediately report to my opponents: I don’t watch a halo over my head, I often dabble in a stiff banter, but today it somehow doesn’t take it. No. Maybe he grew up and began to dream about the great? winked
        1. +3
          13 October 2015 10: 15
          Banter is not banter ... It’s just that life is turning now into a place where a kind word acts only with a fist.
          1. 0
            15 October 2015 06: 20
            Quote: alex-cn
            de kind word only works with a fist

            And now, not with a fist, but with a pistol of the necessary "Caliber"
        2. +3
          13 October 2015 10: 17
          Konstantin, I will answer with the long hackneyed, topical phrase of the movie hero Bodrov: "Strength is in truth! Who is right and strong !!!" The strong never takes revenge and crap on the sly! Well, something like this soldier
          1. +2
            13 October 2015 14: 39
            "Konstantin, I will answer with a long hackneyed, topical phrase of the movie hero Bodrov:" Power is in truth! Who is right is strong !!! "Strong never takes revenge and NOT crap on the sly! Well, something so soldier "

            Carefully need guys recourse
            1. 0
              13 October 2015 16: 11
              Thanks for the amendment!
  14. +5
    13 October 2015 06: 42
    I was pleased by ROMAN with my optimism ... well, life does not consist only of black tones ... there are also bright ones.

    And if these bright colors are backed up by life-giving Caliber and YaRS ... then this is just some kind of holiday.
    1. +2
      13 October 2015 08: 25
      Fun and fervent except for one moment ...
      “No matter how expensive we have missile weapons, but if you feel like it, don’t worry, we will withstand such expenses. Moreover, it’s easy to compensate for them - another thief-governor is imprisoned with confiscation - and no problem.
      About the thief-governor with confiscation, this same fly in the ointment ... I do not believe it.
      1. +1
        13 October 2015 19: 42
        in vain do not believe planting still how to plant
  15. +5
    13 October 2015 06: 46
    Roman, thanks for the positive!
    And about the Baltics - it is a sin to laugh at the poor. They try so hard to portray that they mean at least something in Europe, that they are ready to jump out of their pants. But, apparently, they began to realize that their name was "the elusive Joe". But if necessary, they may not have time to scream about aggression. Something like this.
  16. +12
    13 October 2015 06: 49
    Quote: EvgNik
    "" It was beneficial for everyone to think that drunken ensigns and conscripts were always on duty next to rusty missiles with glowing warheads "
    So they thought. In the West. And he was calmer to live. They were only afraid that all of a sudden Russians would climb on them in a crowd, but they would bravely hold out until the approach of the NATO forces. What shock did they experience (and not only the Balts) when it turned out that the Russians did not need to visit them themselves - it was enough to send a present. Yes, medicine - medicine, but without diapers - nothing. No medicine will help here.



    I agree 100%! How their propaganda taught it! And we are all such "barbarians", illiterate, ugly alcoholics sitting strictly in wooden sheds, where there is only one toilet for everyone and that one on the street! And we know nothing but how to fight and drink ... what And it never even occurred to me that this, by definition, could not be! Everyone is developing and it seems we are too .. But that's why we had to "lag behind in development" from them .. it's not clear .. belay And the main thing is their fear ... that we will "attack and capture them"! lol The omen is similar - "barbarians" always attack ... why is it not clear .. it seems that we have enough of our own land, why go to the sick? dont clear?... what The poor are unable to understand one thing, that we do not need them! Why do we need little hyenas barking at us? !!!! request
  17. +9
    13 October 2015 06: 50
    I remembered something old saying: "Each sausage poses as Krakow."
    1. 0
      13 October 2015 20: 47
      I remembered something old saying: "Each sausage poses as Krakow."


      I remembered the modern one about Yatsenyuk: "Every hectare ... he fancies himself an airship."
  18. +4
    13 October 2015 06: 53
    Quote: Good
    We will not be likened to non-downright and Svidomo neighbors who think the same about Crimea.

    It is not necessary to become like, but in the Baltic we have our own ports and we need to use them fully, there is nothing to feed the Latvians.
  19. +1
    13 October 2015 06: 54
    The article cheered up all day smile Thank you.
  20. +3
    13 October 2015 07: 08
    That’s what poor people might think about: why do they need Russia? The industry that we do not need is destroyed, agriculture - they grow the same as we do, we learn how to manage, ports - it’s cheaper and calmer to develop our own - which we do. And take under your wing to keep free - fire! Let them live quietly and not blather.
    1. +1
      13 October 2015 08: 12
      ... quite rightly - we absolutely do not need this abscess - let them create their own "mighty" empire - Poland and the Baltic states and Kaczynski on a white horse ..
    2. +1
      13 October 2015 08: 12
      ... quite rightly - we absolutely do not need this abscess - let them create their own "mighty" empire - Poland and the Baltic states and Kaczynski on a white horse ..
  21. +8
    13 October 2015 07: 36
    Everyone has finally decided.
    The Americans - the goal of the Russians is not ISIS, but Assad’s support. (Russian insolents imagined that they are the USA!)
    Balts - professional terpils from mythical aggression of Russians
    Hohland is a sufferer from terrible aggression, expensive gas and prepayment.
    EU - we are for, but against.
    And only ISIS cuts everyone.
  22. +3
    13 October 2015 07: 37
    Quote: Putin
    Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

    No way! Let ss --- e, cf --- e, as they always have been!
    Quote: oracul
    That’s what poor people might think about: why do they need Russia? The industry that we do not need is destroyed, agriculture - they grow the same as we do, we learn how to manage, ports - it’s cheaper and calmer to develop our own - which we do. And take under your wing to keep free - fire! Let them live quietly and not blather.

    Who knows. Here were the words that are happy to live without the Russian Federation? They are constantly jumping so that they would not be forgotten. Like Ukrainians. Insignificant little people.
  23. +2
    13 October 2015 07: 39
    The Balts are directly zombifying us - "attack, but attack"!
    Question - why the heck goat button accordion? How to explain to the "forest dwellers" that neither they, nor their bare territory, we nafig need! Even if they pay us extra! And contacting them is just getting dirty.

    Remember tripleprotection: as long as there are no provocations from your territory - sleep peacefully!
    1. +4
      13 October 2015 08: 27
      Quote: Volzhanin
      The Balts are directly zombifying us - "attack, but attack"!

      Yes do not zombie! What - they can’t even dream? fellow
      It's like an old anecdote about Baba Yaga, who lies under a tree and shouts "Rape!" laughing
  24. +1
    13 October 2015 07: 41
    even on the Ladoga and Peipsi lakes, they cover the entire EU territory with "Calibers"

    Probably, out of excess of feelings, I forgot to indicate the Swedish and Finnish waters, where our super submarines "constantly barrage" and evade pursuit. And so, the Baltic states gave a very good comment.
  25. +2
    13 October 2015 07: 46
    can withstand such a waste. Moreover, it is easier to compensate for them - one more thief-governor to plant with confiscation - and no problems.


    So this is how it turns out: such thieving governors are specially "imprisoned" in the province. Governor for two or three or four years, collect the scattered money in one fist, and then bang, confiscation!
    Fly swatter-mousetrap ...
  26. +2
    13 October 2015 07: 58
    Quote: oracul
    Let them live quietly and not blather.

    How can they not whine, they used to live at the expense of the USSR, now they are trying at the expense of 3.14 dos and this needs to be worked out.
  27. +3
    13 October 2015 08: 22
    No matter how expensive our missile weapons are, but if it’s worth it, don’t worry, we can withstand such expenses. Moreover, it is easier to compensate for them - one more thief-governor to plant with confiscation - and no problems.

    And if all these "thief-governors" are transplanted, then in general we will live, as in the UAE. lol
    1. +3
      13 October 2015 08: 29
      Quote: Kolka82
      And if all these "thief-governors" are transplanted, then in general we will live, as in the UAE.

      For this, it is necessary that the case is not ended by the governors alone, and that all the thieves get what they deserve. Yes hi
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  29. +3
    13 October 2015 08: 29
    Chukhonia will also regret that it has spat with Russia. We still tolerate them because there are many Russians there.
  30. +3
    13 October 2015 08: 41
    Remember the conflict between 888 and Georgia and the attack of our boat on a Georgian vessel, the weapon was from the 70s, but how beautifully they shot, who watched the video, under our kind and weighty MAT, our forty-year-old rocket smashed the vessel of the "proud eagles of the Caucasus" sparrows, if my memory serves me, then they planted three missiles, the first two drowned the "combat unit of the Georgian navy", and the third damaged the second "unit", and then they were completely finished off in Poti. If we proceed from the video of the recent mooring of such a "unit" in one of the Baltic countries, then even 60-year-old missiles are not needed there, they almost split their vessel on the pier in peacetime, and in wartime they will flood themselves out of fear, the warriors they DO NOT know it all, so popiz ... they can, but NO to fight.
  31. +2
    13 October 2015 08: 46
    Shoot the Baltic states))))? Too much honor! They will die out ...
  32. +1
    13 October 2015 08: 51
    I liked about levomecithin. They (the Baltic states) should also be reminded that there are a bunch of other tablets and powders that are not *** liquid.
  33. +1
    13 October 2015 09: 04
    Great fun article! Roman Skomorokhov - Respect! It is a sin not to bother with the puffy and proud former compatriots who, with tenacity worthy of the best application, continue to hate the one who was ultimately the best friend and breadwinner. Hardworking and thorough owners of their land, but they were ruined by pride and stupid prioritization. Sorry...
  34. 0
    13 October 2015 09: 17
    From diarrhea.
    Quote: Sergey Sitnikov
    Shoot the Baltic states))))? Too much honor! They will die out ...
  35. +1
    13 October 2015 09: 38
    What did they think of themselves? laughing Who will be the bullet in them, who needs the disease?
  36. 0
    13 October 2015 09: 39
    You can, of course, and Topol in Syria, you only need a suitable goal and go instead of the Kura.
  37. +2
    13 October 2015 09: 51
    As these three acne got to us near our borders .... Permanent
    hysterical diarrhea addressed to us, with an eye on Washington-as the host will appreciate their yapping.
  38. +2
    13 October 2015 09: 52
    How can I not understand why the Balts are so proud that at one time their crusaders "trampled"?
    1. +2
      13 October 2015 09: 54
      Stockholm syndrome. Love for the rapist due to deep psychological trauma, fixed by a long relapse at the genetic level.
  39. +1
    13 October 2015 10: 04
    The author Roman Skomorokhov did not take into account the wisdom and strength, as well as the power of the "eesstonian soldaten".

    Behind each of them (albeit in diapers) is not only NATO, but also millions of sprats of the Baltic Sea, while they all have a bite, they will have to drink so much ...
  40. +11
    13 October 2015 10: 05
    I liked the phrase about "rocket phallic symbols" ... It turns out that we have everything in order with potency!
    1. 0
      13 October 2015 17: 36
      Quote: drags33
      I liked the phrase about "rocket phallic symbols" ... It turns out that we have everything in order with potency!


      Don’t speak !!!!!!!!!!!! And if we eat a pill ????
    2. 0
      15 October 2015 11: 49
      Plant everything with poplars, from Origon to Virginia.
  41. +2
    13 October 2015 10: 15
    Yes, spit on these spratniks and forget. They have long been supported by the EU and the United States, therefore they have long forgotten about their own dignity. The concepts of "dignity" and "prostitution" rarely overlap.
  42. +1
    13 October 2015 10: 27
    Well, changing diapers ... that's someone like more. You can and levomycetin apply. It also helps.

    And you can also take nazepam or phenazepam with medical courses in order to be more comfortable with charred panties and diapers.
  43. Koh
    +2
    13 October 2015 10: 41
    Thank you for the article ! I was very pleased.
  44. +2
    13 October 2015 10: 43
    whatever we do in Russia, they think badly of us in the West, and it always has been. head in the West is not order
  45. 0
    13 October 2015 10: 43
    Well, just a fresh joke in the subject:

    "The GDP is waking up after the" day ", my head hurts, but I have to work ... They bring a summary of the news, read it ...
    "What? What are 26 missiles? Well, damn it told Kozhugetich that he would not dance on the remote control!" (C)
  46. +3
    13 October 2015 10: 48
    Quote: Asadullah
    The Baltic countries are small nations where a fascist minority is in power

    Each nation has those rulers whom it deserves that, as you say, this fascist minority fell from the moon?
  47. 0
    13 October 2015 10: 52
    Namesake respect for the article, as always sharp, caustic, but in the case, oh, such a talent disappears, we can go to writers lol good
  48. +3
    13 October 2015 10: 56
    Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
    Fools, would live quietly under the arm of Russia ... am

    on a shisha to you these parasites again at the expense of Russian to raise their well-being? so it was already
  49. +2
    13 October 2015 11: 02
    Yes, to hell with Hansam diapers, Latvians always went to laborers and under someone else! So we are used to shitting for ourselves, not getting used !!!
  50. +1
    13 October 2015 11: 07
    I liked it: Especially since it’s easier to compensate for them - to put another thief-governor with confiscation - and no problems. (ts) wink

    sort of a little egg, stash for a rainy day laughing
    1. +1
      14 October 2015 07: 56
      You can not plant, but confiscate the loot and let it accumulate again. Such a battery.
  51. 0
    13 October 2015 11: 12
    Quote: BLACK-SHARK-64
    And Vaseline a ton ... bully

    Baby cream is better; it also softens and disinfects.
  52. 0
    13 October 2015 11: 40
    At this rate of population outflow and aging, in 25 years these countries will become just territories... Incl. They themselves are ridding the world of themselves.
  53. 0
    13 October 2015 11: 54
    Quote: Putin
    Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.


    Let the Americans supply them... In the form of humanitarian aid
    1. 0
      13 October 2015 12: 22
      Exactly, with portraits of Obama... winked
  54. 0
    13 October 2015 11: 58
    Quote: abrakadabre
    I will add: even though the NATO facilities could not fully track the missiles over the entire gap. Despite the fact that the region is, as it were, not in a completely peaceful state, there are plenty of any followers there now.

    Where does this information come from?
    If the Yankers are silent, it doesn't mean anything. Maybe they are analyzing the information received. Don't underestimate your enemy!
  55. +2
    13 October 2015 12: 30
    The author Roman Skomorokhov, confirming his pseudonym or real surname, amuses the audience on the site. The public likes it. Only the respected author, I am sure, provided comments in Russian, from a Russian-language forum (most likely Delphi) and not a translation of the comments of the titular nation. I’m already tired of repeating here, we don’t need to paint us living in the Baltic states with the same brush. Russians, for example in Latvia, are overwhelmingly PRO-RUSSIAN and the caustic comments reflect this. These statements cannot be interpreted as fear - this is something from the series “Well, the Nazis - bite it!” It’s the same as taking comments from VO and creating analytics based on them. But if the author could read in Latvian, he would be surprised how much anger, hatred and Western propaganda is in the heads of commentators. I myself, knowing this language, sometimes go to read them on such resonant topics in order to once again receive an “inoculation of hatred.” It is impossible to perceive what they write there while remaining “adequate”. Yes, they are afraid of Russia! But at the same time, they believe that together with NATO they will cope with it. Explaining to them that no one has surrendered to attack them is unrealistic; everyone considers themselves the navel of the earth and a very tempting piece of land, where the evil Putin only dreams of invading. These are the complexes. Now, you can laugh at this.
    1. +2
      13 October 2015 14: 27
      I think the author in no way wanted to hurt the feelings of the Russians in the Baltic states, who are going through difficult times. The author ironically noted the policies of the countries, and with comments only emphasized its absurdity. And you don’t need to be a genius to understand that not only the Russians in the Baltic states are unhappy or generally against such a policy, but also many of the so-called titular nation, who have become hostages of the proteges of the masters because of a puddle. All the same, Soviet education is still bearing fruit, and unlike Western education, it taught logic and cause-and-effect relationships.
      But the actions of the governments of the Baltic states, Ukraine and Poland can hardly be called nationalistic, a nationalist will not give up his own, they are simply corrupt creatures hiding behind the flag and emblem of their countries, using brainless crowds of nationalists. In fact, these are the primary enemies of their countries and peoples, since they have been working for the other side for a long time, and their interests and future are connected with the other side.
  56. +2
    13 October 2015 12: 39
    They are cardboard fools. In the USSR they were a window to Europe, now they have become the ass of Europe. What did you win?
  57. +1
    13 October 2015 13: 01
    It was just beneficial for everyone to think that we had eternally drunken warrant officers and conscript soldiers on duty near rusty missiles with emitting warheads. Yes please. But we ourselves know that this “does not coincide a little with reality.”

    “They” knew too. In the 90s, I communicated with officers who took part in the exchange of “courtesy visits.” Ours were at American missile bases, they were at ours. The conclusions were as follows: how many times were they better organized in everything related to people (salaries, food, everyday life, etc.), so many times we had an advantage from the technical side. It was ours who saw RUST INSIDE the mine launchers, and they also saw on each shining bolt a security guard with a personal seal included in the route map for checking the initial position. A mixture of surprise, respect and fear is the main emotional background of American officers after visiting the Russian Armed Forces. But such a picture was unprofitable for propaganda, and now the results are showing.
  58. 0
    13 October 2015 13: 10
    There is undoubtedly jingoism in the text, but the meaning is presented correctly!
    We need our neighbors to be non-confrontational and to live in peace with other neighbors.
  59. 0
    13 October 2015 13: 23
    Okay, we've sorted out the "Calibers". But does Russia only have "Calibers" in its arsenal? Or, in order for everyone to understand that we have order with weapons in the army, we need to hit something with “Topol” or “Yars”?


    Oh, don’t provoke your adversaries. We have drunken demobilizers sitting at the controls, hugging bears, and they don’t give a damn about which button to press. drinks soldier
  60. +1
    13 October 2015 13: 28
    Quote: San_jok
    I liked it: Especially since it’s easier to compensate for them - to put another thief-governor with confiscation - and no problems. (ts)

    sort of a little egg, stash for a rainy day

    They now have a new fashion - to run to the West and sue Russia there, like they didn’t manage to kill everything
  61. 0
    13 October 2015 13: 29
    Who needs them? Previously, they were needed as a buffer, but with today’s weapons, these hysterics don’t care.
  62. -1
    13 October 2015 13: 46
    Let's say there is no point in shooting at three tanks from the Ural Mountains. One missile costs more than this armored junk

    why does it make no sense to have the same value?
    There is reliable information about a contract worth $2006 million concluded in 182 for 28 missiles for the Indian Navy (diesel-electric submarines pr. 877EKM), 24 of which were delivered in 2008 [7]. Noteworthy is the high cost of one missile - $6,5 million (if something else was not included in the contract price).

    Currently, the US Army has 2,4 thousand Abrams tanks in service, a third of which are the new version M1A2SEPv2. The average age of the cars is about three years. The cost of production and procurement of one new tank is currently $7,5 million.

    the exchange is unequivocally the same!!! soldier
  63. +2
    13 October 2015 14: 11
    The fucked-up people still can’t understand and accept that Russia doesn’t need them in the slightest. We already have access to the Baltic. The Soviet Union took them as dowries, fishermen, and diggers. They built industry, infrastructure, institutes, vocational schools, but when they joined the EU, they squandered it all, skipped it, gave it away for free, or stupidly buried it. We lost half the population who left to work. Like the natives, by God, who light fires with axes and are content with beads. Now they are screaming about our aggressiveness and anger, and they are doing it extremely angrily and aggressively. Dear Fuckers, Russia doesn’t need you, even for a wagonload of crackers in the years of famine. Get ready to accept refugees from the Middle East and Africa, that's why they pulled you out of your own homes and countries. Live quietly and you will be happy.
  64. 0
    13 October 2015 14: 14
    But the bunker is a good thing. If only in order to gather into it, on occasion, all those who see Russia as Mordor and an aggressor. In one go (in the sense of using Iskander) many problems that have accumulated lately can be solved. And then there will be peace, friendship and sprats.
    Right.
  65. 0
    13 October 2015 14: 22
    "Against this background, Latvian hopes for these 5" tolerated "from NATO, who patrol our sky, look frivolous."
    "If Putin, with 60-made missiles of the last century, falls over the 1500 km into the US arms depot, then what are the characteristics of his modern missiles?"

    Well, the Baltic tigers made me happy, I can’t laugh laughing
    At the end the beginning reaches the “slow gases”
  66. +2
    13 October 2015 14: 56
    Quote: Bone
    At least after many centuries they learned to choose the ass that needs to be kissed!!!

    come on, they attacked you that you’ve eaten mushrooms, you’re equating people, there are, of course, degenerates and their offspring from the SS, but in principle there are normal PEOPLE there. They’re much better than dill, and they’re not brainwashed, but they didn’t choose their ass, what they framed is what they have, it’s always been that way, and no one asks ordinary people anywhere. I was in Lithuania once, quite adequate people, friendly, polite people, although I spoke only Russian, I won’t speak for the Latvians, I don’t know how it is there. but the fate of mini-states is always unenviable, especially if there are no resources.
  67. 0
    13 October 2015 15: 37
    and the Balts can sleep peacefully. If only because there is no point in spending really expensive weapons on them.
    We’ll just come and kick the shit out of them (we have just enough boots for this action in the quantity required for this) and everyone will immediately become silky and smiling!
  68. +2
    13 October 2015 15: 59
    Latvia turned to Russia with a desire to review the results of World War II. Russia: - And let us show you the re!
  69. 0
    13 October 2015 16: 02
    how wonderfully these missiles confirmed their characteristics, they were already drawn into the latrines. You can understand them... they are sitting there like a yak in a bunker and on a goggle and there is no need to pull off their trousers once again. and get ready for the next gymnastics to perform the Z figure...
  70. 0
    13 October 2015 16: 13
    I liked it about it. Well, yes, mattress covers are essentially like that.
  71. 0
    13 October 2015 16: 22
    Diapers are a thing of the past... Now people from the African continent will quickly teach Gnoyropa how to wash the working organs...
  72. 0
    13 October 2015 16: 58
    These launches from the Caspian Sea are a double-edged sword! Now the whole West will start screaming:
    1. Russia has modern weapons.
    2.We are completely defenseless.
    3. Give Euro-PRO and Pershings to Europe! am
  73. 0
    13 October 2015 17: 01
    The Baltics are a passageway of world history
  74. +1
    13 October 2015 17: 01
    "Positional basing areas of the Russian Navy in the Black (and now in the Mediterranean) seas, on the Kola Peninsula and (what the hell is not joking) - even on the Ladoga and Peipsi lakes, they cover the whole territory of the EU like a bull with a Kalibra and resist there is nobody and nothing to do. "

    And we, the idiots, talk about this all the time: “Live in peace (why did you give in to us), don’t tease us and don’t threaten NATO, catch your own sprat, cook Vana Tallinn and Riga Balsam, go visit at least to hell and everything will be fine. Don't step on the rake of Lambergis and Grybauskasikha, look after your own, not overseas interests. I said everything - HOW. fool
  75. 0
    13 October 2015 17: 16
    Well, “our Baltic partners” have finally woken up!!! It took a long time for something to reach your mind and finally came to you after the “Caspian salute”!!! How many times have they said: “Calm down, let’s exist peacefully”!!! But no , everyone barked and hissed!!! Now, then, go deeper into the soil and start singing our anthem!!! Good luck!!!
  76. 0
    13 October 2015 17: 21
    The Baltic countries were necessary before World War II for only one task: to push a possible future front with the Wehrmacht as far as possible (to the west). And as allies, they are no more (more enemies), the population is fearful: they smile in the face, they shoot in the back. So not we must condemn them, but we shouldn’t feel sorry either: they themselves realize that there is no reason to be friends with them. So the love for limitrophes is mutual. It’s just important for the Balts to understand one thing: the USA is far away, but we are close and this is forever!
  77. 0
    13 October 2015 17: 34
    Bravo BUNCHY Bravo!!! That's exactly what I think!!! Great article. With evil and verified cynicism!!!
  78. 0
    13 October 2015 17: 52
    Regarding the thief of the governor... I understood the author correctly. that is, like ours (who needs it. It’s scary to assume (FSB???)) everyone knows about them (thieves) and are waiting for them to steal the next batch of missiles or a squadron of planes. And only then they are under white hands and in shackles..... But then the question. and why did Vasilyeva, like a white swan (don’t get it for comparing with the Tu-160), left the zone ahead of schedule and the unknown hero of RASSEI in the Russian-Georgian war, Mr. Perdyukov, didn’t even get a conditional amnesty.... in general, there are a lot of questions for the author from the category.... oh you goy, you are a good fellow.....
  79. +1
    13 October 2015 19: 31
    That's what I was inspired by.
    Russia is always personified: Tsar So-and-So, Lenin, Stalin,...Putin.
    Against, then the Entente, then the EU, then NATO.
    Russia lives and thrives by itself, because it is Russia. One unit.
    And there they decided to play a quartet, and you, friends, no matter how you sit down, are not fit to be musicians.
    Politically, Russia will always win. Divide and conquer, but Russia does not want to rule, but wants to be friends. This truth does not reach the quartet.
    The bald eagle sings along with them, guys, a little more and you will succeed...
    It turned out that “dutar” got into the quartet, and a new fable will be written about the quintet. And the condor will compose music for them. hi
  80. 0
    13 October 2015 19: 33
    Quote: Putin
    Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

    Why are they civilized, what do they find, let them wipe themselves off or ask in Europe
  81. 0
    13 October 2015 20: 29
    But in my opinion, the General Staff of the Russian Federation is not very concerned about the presence of armed forces in such quantity and quality near the borders with the Baltic states. The style is a bit old.
  82. 0
    13 October 2015 21: 20
    Damn... Comrades, why are you upset? Don't pay attention to the pile of crap lying on the side of the road...
  83. 0
    13 October 2015 22: 39
    One missile first destroys one target, then shakes off the debris, jumps up and flies to another target. And so on up to ten times. Or maybe more.[/quote]

    Or until the rubber band breaks.
  84. 0
    13 October 2015 22: 42
    Somehow it happened quickly, it can’t be, too little time has passed since the launches.
  85. rat
    0
    13 October 2015 22: 43
    [quote=kotvov]Idiots, they would live quietly under the arm of Russia...,

    Wherever you kiss this Baltic scum, it’s an ass! The USSR wiped everyone's ass all over the world - enough is enough! Let them learn on their own now!
  86. 0
    13 October 2015 22: 54
    what kind of evil, crazy, weak and helpless close neighbors of Russia you are!
    ..I feel sorry for the peoples, but I don’t feel a bit sorry for you, the fascist governments they chose!!!
  87. +1
    13 October 2015 23: 15
    And the author, it turns out, is also a comedian! laughing Look, he's taking away Zadorny's bread... laughing laughing But humor is humor, but essentially everything is true. Why the hell do we need the Balts, I’ve never vacationed there and I don’t plan to vacation there, even for nothing! We have the Black Sea, and now Crimea, it’s warmer here in the south. There’s a lot of work, I don’t argue, to develop the entire coastline properly, but it’s also interesting - we’ll build whatever we want, however we want!
  88. 0
    14 October 2015 06: 25
    Have you tried just saying “hello” and “thank you”? "We are neighbors, let's live in peace and friendship regardless of whether anyone knows Russian or Estonian-Latvian-Lithuanian languages ​​or not."
    And the Americans... They belong somewhere in Oklahoma, and not on the reaches of the Baltic Sea. Why bother and let the occupiers in? It won't be better. And is it really better to be a lackey than to live freely on your own land?
  89. 0
    14 October 2015 06: 28
    "Every friendly Russian should send each Balts a pack of diapers. We will help people."
    This is a wonderful proposal, I SUPPORT
  90. 0
    14 October 2015 07: 53
    The Balts behave like brainless brutes. They are training to repel tank attacks. So Moscow showed that it’s already the 21st century and besides tanks there are missiles that don’t care about their fences.
  91. 0
    14 October 2015 09: 01
    Yes, but they could live like good neighbors and the Balts would sometimes suck Russia’s tits. And now what have you achieved? They live by the principle that an ass without adventure is boring buns! Well, I don’t know what kind of funny ass they have now, but the fact that the buns are spread apart is definitely not a boob from Russia, but a penis from the West, and that’s a completely different story!
  92. 0
    14 October 2015 09: 12
    Quote: Putin
    Each friendly Russian should send a pack of diapers to each Baltic. We will help people.

    If necessary, Russia can send each Baltic a pack of diapers, having previously packed them in a compartment with a Caliber explosive or other product.
  93. 0
    14 October 2015 10: 47
    this is also apparently “ugly” to upload
  94. 0
    14 October 2015 15: 55
    Let them stock up on diapers. Or - to the Riga seaside. Crowd...
  95. win
    +2
    14 October 2015 17: 15
    Decommissioned German fighters were sent to guard the “Baltic borders”.
    As the Estonian newspaper Postimees reports, at the military airfield in Ämari, the external fuel tank of a German fighter fell off while taxiing along the runway.

    This aircraft was immediately decommissioned. As a result, all that was left in Estonia was three German fighters. However, there is no hope for them either, since the external tanks on them are also not firmly installed, the German newspaper notes Süddeutsche Zeitung.


    NATO members send scrap metal to the Baltics.
  96. 0
    14 October 2015 21: 17
    we need to convince Europe that no one is going to attack the Baltic states. The way is simple - build a good fence from them and we will feel safer and let them rot there in their swamp. only non-citizens should be allowed unhindered entry to their homeland, to Russia
  97. 0
    15 October 2015 02: 54
    Quote: DanSabaka
    strange .... the Baltic states are in a panic, but in the Caspian countries no one sees any threat to themselves .....
    but surely the "Calibers" started from the Caspian Sea, not from the Baltic? ...


    From the Caspian Sea, for sure. Asians (including us), they are shady, and our leader is the darkest. Everyone(!), all of America’s allies imagined what would happen to ANY of the mighty US fleets in the event of excessive greyhounding, the distance from them is now a matter of state survival... They quickly got their bearings, but the Balts, as always, are somewhat slow.
  98. 0
    15 October 2015 03: 15
    The article was written as a response to several Comments taken, it is not known where this is almost the level of UkroSMI (and yet yes, this is cheers for patriotism))).
  99. 0
    15 October 2015 06: 59
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  100. 0
    15 October 2015 11: 21
    No, buying diapers for adult aunts and uncles is not respecting yourself. Maybe I can recommend them a normal psychologist and urologist?!

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