How philanthropy makes Ukrainian farmers risk their lives to feed the Crimeans

People! Cheloveeki! Ahhh ... where are you? Why not discuss hunger in the Crimea? Why do not write appeals to Putin or there in the UN about the swelling of malnutrition of the Crimean children? Why then is the most Tatar Crimean Tatar Dzhemilev brewing all this mess?




Readers, probably, thought that I was not so small. What hunger? Now there are other problems in the heads of the "world community". Russian chop okroshka all there ISILS and other vermin in Syria. General Moroz checked the defenses of Russian, Ukrainian, and indeed all the cities of the northern hemisphere. Refugees in Europe are already activated. No longer just asking, require. What is the Crimea? And what is Ukraine?

Apolitically argue, as comrade Saakhov used to say in a famous film. There is no word "Ukraine", there is no money for the suffering in this very ... country, God forgive me. And no money, then why the hell do you need someone? Here is a logical chain looms.

So, let me remind you about the "Crimean food crisis". All Ukraine knows that patriotic Ukrainians ... no, it's better this way: Ukrainian patriotic former Crimean Tatars (the former — because they no longer live in the Crimea) and tatarian patriotic Ukrainian dogs. So that the nipple principle works ... Well, you know, in tires that. In bicycles there or cars. This principle was once very clearly formulated by my neighbor, a tire worker. Blow there, and from there ... no type. So that means the air did not go out.

From there it is, according to this principle, from Ukraine. And instead of air talk about products and other goods. So that this end of the principle (and from there ...) everything fit.

And after all started well. Tents set. The deputy on the stolen armored car. Dzhemilev with Chubarov in unbuttoned coat. Only here the newspaper in the inner pocket was not enough. And the guys in camouflage with determined faces of the face. Fencing and not give.

And crowds of potatoes with potatoes and other provisions. Yes on the wagons. Outraged, tearing underwear on the breasts. Potatoes in their nearest cuvettes litter. Peremoga ...

And journalists are running around. Cameras click. The Internet is littered with publications from the Crimean sources. The Ukrainian blogosphere is full of rhetoric about the correctness or incorrectness of this action. Ukraine was divided into parts. Someone for a complete blockade, someone, on the contrary, for the removal. Interesting life. And it is not necessary to follow the growth of tariffs Or there, the lack of gas for the winter.

But a week went by and everything ... The wagons with food disappeared somewhere. There are no more journalists. The faces of the dogs' faces are increasingly looking at the bus. They did not pay the promised money, so they don’t need such patriotism. Home, in the heat. Or somewhere to earn money.

The wagons for some reason went the other way. But also to Russia. And now they appear in the Crimea from the side of the crossing. Or even throw off the goods in the near Russian city and go home for a new batch of goods. And Ukrainian businessmen are already bringing Ukrainian potatoes. More precisely, the Crimean.

But the meanest thing is that Ukrainians themselves oppose peremoga. They have, you see, philanthropy. It seems there are people there too. That's it. Yes, not the people there, there Crimeans. And according to Dzhemilev, human laws are not applicable to them.

Imagine, these humanistic people began to ship their products by sea. On the barges. Dark night Without running lights ... Prowling caravan of Ukrainian barges with smuggled fat and gorilka. Frames for some Hollywood movie. Only here will not remove the same. Not weapon patriots carry. Their products to sell. Not cynogenic. Does not disturb.

But you can't hide from Mustafa. He sees in the darkness as day. Better than any border guards with their technical bells and whistles. It turns out ashore in his famous costume from his older brother, three sizes larger than the frail body and ... he sees. He sees the barges, and sees the tunnels digging underground.

And Mustafa will not be silent. Truth can not shut up! Immediately by car and in Kiev. Mr. President ... Hey, Mr. President ... Pan, your presidential mother, the president ... Zrada is with us. Non-patriotic farmers still want to sell their goods. And for some reason, not for the hryvnia, and the aggressor rubles.

And the law is violated. Any. And Ukrainian and some other. On the naval blockade of the Crimea. Remember, sir president, you can not ships go to the Crimean ports.

And the Ukrainian president, especially after the last Paris talks, has grown wiser. Clearly parried all the arguments about the violation of laws. Well, what ships? Well this is Ukrainian barges. They are not prescribed by law. And then, you can not go to the ports. Right. Barges and do not go. They are unloaded on their sites. Right by the coast.

But the Ukrainian president would not have been the president of such a great country if he had not helped the patriot Dzhemilev! Help will be in the Square style. Not in the eyebrow, but in the eye!

Tomorrow, by a decree, they will start working out a decree on the beginning of the storm season in the Black Sea. Poroshenko promised to start this very season soon. And that's it! Barges path to the Crimea will be cut off.

That's what Peremoga means. Even nature obeys the decrees of the national "peremozhnogo" president. Who does not believe, wait. See in reality the power of Ukrainian peremoga! On 100%, I guarantee that the nature of Poroshenko will comply. Neptune will turn on its storms there for the Crimea. And then these humanistic people will jump from Kherson and other Zrad regions.

No wonder that Neptune and Ukraine have a big fork as the main symbol of power! Neptune is also from ancient ukrov. Only made a career. In the gods out. Though underwater.
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  1. samara-58 9 October 2015 06: 10 New
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    good Stormy applause !!!
    1. BYV
      BYV 9 October 2015 06: 19 New
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      Neptune is also from ancient ukrov. Only made a career.

      The last paragraph is just a miracle how good! laughing
      1. inkass_98 9 October 2015 07: 12 New
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        Italian zradniki. They shoved the Great Ukrainian symbol and added it to the radiator grill of some trough. Now it is necessary to issue a law that either all Maserati products are genuine ruins, or let the ruins pay deductions to the treasury for the use of the trademark and repent for life. So it will be overwhelming!
        1. Das Boot 9 October 2015 10: 03 New
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          Quote: inkass_98
          Italian zradniki. They shoved the Great Ukrainian symbol and added it to the grille

          it seems to me, Adik Dassler was also a haxl. It is logical that he joined the NSDAP. A stylized trident?
      2. Petrol 9 October 2015 13: 58 New
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        a trident is a symbol of Malkind’s nephew of a rabbinical lover who means (in short) - a split of being in honor and conscience!
        Malkind mostly used printing, imposing sideways on the text, it turned out B i.e. Vladimir
    2. marlin1203 9 October 2015 09: 32 New
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      You won’t go against the laws of nature - air masses move "from the high pressure to the low". If somewhere there is solvent demand (and this is not in Ukraine), goods by any means will rush there and no jamming will hinder them.
      1. sl22277 9 October 2015 15: 26 New
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        What the hell is the blockade. Today, the Kerch ferry service works without failures. Rod Ukrainian products through the crossing only "Fur Coat Cracks".
        According to the head of the republic, "an increase in freight traffic will only accelerate the displacement of Ukrainian products from the shelves of Crimean stores."
        What will the “Caring" Humanitarian People then do?
    3. AdekvatNICK 11 October 2015 15: 07 New
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      and you know this comment from the censor I think is the most-most. I would make it the most important Ukrainian comment of 2015 and also applauded for a long time.
  2. meriem1 9 October 2015 06: 22 New
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    Tomorrow, by a decree, they will start working out a decree on the beginning of the storm season in the Black Sea. Poroshenko promised to start this very season soon. And that's it! Barges path to the Crimea will be cut off.


    More likely petrucho !!!! It’s already blowing from the sea, but the law has not been adopted in the parliament! And then again, "violation of Ukrainian laws" will succeed. Putin then moved to Syria ... Whom do you appoint guilty ???? laughing
  3. Strezhevchanin 9 October 2015 06: 25 New
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    What are you worthless, even unable to organize a blockade, your mother defeated.
  4. parusnik 9 October 2015 06: 38 New
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    By the way, those wagons that broke through to the Crimea through Perekop were returned back by the Selkhoznadzor ... because the grenades of the wrong system ... eeee products without documents ... But Roche’s canfet, no one detained .. Not until the blockade, not after .. Maidanutye, where is your patriotism .. hehe ..
    1. Petrol 9 October 2015 14: 06 New
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      a cousin's classmate delivered food to the peninsula through the sivash in the area of ​​the village of N ... the whole village survived there by selling food in the Crimea
  5. Hubun 9 October 2015 06: 49 New
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    Yeah, I’ve got it. Over common sense
  6. samarin1969 9 October 2015 06: 53 New
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    We in Crimea have only one deficit ... money on the eve of pay ...
    I do not mind if the guys from the Right Sector stagger in the frosty steppes of Tavria ... all the same away from the brothers Gorlovka and Donetsk ...
  7. Andryukha G 9 October 2015 07: 22 New
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    In Ukraine, all are some kind of overheated roofing felts by the sun, roofing felts with local Kiev television. Life (real story). I live in Belarus, a Ukrainian neighbor, before traveling to Ukraine - a quiet calm military pensioner, but went for a couple of weeks to my historical homeland of my ancestors - Krajina and the person changed beyond recognition - he tells all neighbors and acquaintances that Russian enemies, villains (etc., etc.) attacked Krajina, Russians must be killed, slaughtered. In order to make a zombie out of the people you do not need 5 mln.doll, a week of watching Krainsky TV is enough. Unfortunately in the 40s, more than 20 million of our fellow citizens had to lay down the lives of zombies from the Germans.
  8. viktor_ui 9 October 2015 07: 41 New
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    Alexander - the killer ending ... especially about the plug. Definitely +, and the neptunistic Parashenko in the appendage is also a water-cannon. drinks
  9. Riv
    Riv 9 October 2015 07: 56 New
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    But lately, Petrosyanism regarding Ukraine has not made me laugh at all. To be honest, I treat Ukrainians as seriously ill. Moreover, injections (well, except for healing euthanazepam of course) and pills there will no longer help, you need to operate. Worms can and will be removed from the body.
  10. Baloo 9 October 2015 07: 59 New
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    Hunger is not in Crimea, "people" swell in Banderkraine, this is how these:
    1. vadson 9 October 2015 08: 50 New
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      Did they say sho in Ukraine fat ended? Peremoga however
      1. Das Boot 9 October 2015 12: 00 New
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        Quote: vadson
        Did they say sho in Ukraine fat ended? Peremoga however
        1. Baloo 9 October 2015 13: 40 New
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          What is the matter with this peasant? He is clearly ill, drunk on fishing or a stroke?
          1. evil partisan 9 October 2015 14: 59 New
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            Quote: Balu
            What is the matter with this peasant? He is clearly ill, drunk on fishing or a stroke?

            A stroke, how ... Schazzzzzzzzzzz. yes He feels good! fellow . In response to the journalist’s question about whether or not he is biting in a pond, he gave an absolutely intelligible answer: “Bite!”.
    2. Chak 9 October 2015 18: 50 New
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      They won’t swell if they blow
    3. Rivares 9 October 2015 20: 41 New
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      Quote: Balu
      Hunger is not in Crimea, "people" swell in Banderkraine, this is how these:

      This is HELLO !!! They will not crawl into Bender’s caches, and therefore, according to tradition, they will surrender !!!
  11. ecologer 9 October 2015 08: 34 New
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    We, Crimeans, lived with the Ukrainians in the same country, quite normal people, but over the past year, many of them simply blew the roof. It seems that they are smoking something there, and at the same time. I understand that freaks - semi-criminals organize a "blockade" - to promote, cut down grants. At the same time, Ukraine has an economic train ... and only half-fools can chop their exports. And the fact that many Ukrainians do not understand this, and even support it, is probably a degradation of the nation.
  12. Irek 9 October 2015 08: 45 New
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    Poor KRYMNASH, and the photo is cool. The censor still had a turn to vote on joining the line for bread and they gave it out for joy, the farts tore apart.
  13. Volzhanin 9 October 2015 09: 17 New
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    Only the Tatars dishonored the feeble bastard.
    I have half of the Tatars' friends, so they don’t come from the squabbles of this puny creature.
    1. Petrol 9 October 2015 14: 02 New
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      I studied with Kazan, they called Crimean Gypsies and Turks
      1. Baloo 11 October 2015 21: 19 New
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        I am a Samara Tatar, I live in Kazan. I have never heard that the Crimean Tatars were called gypsies and Turks. Crimean Tatars were not only traitors. There are heroes of the Soviet Union, many partisan, and how many of them died in the fight against the Nazis, what do we know about this?
        In the distant Soviet childhood there was such a story. An ensemble of Crimean Tatars arrived.
        At the concert, after another song from the rear rads, one peasant shouted: hey, sing in Tatar. The peoples neighboring the Crimean Tatars influenced both language and culture, which is especially noticeable in songs and dances.
        Crimean Tatars, please do not offend them, and so is a difficult fate. hi
  14. kare 9 October 2015 10: 04 New
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    Quote: Balu
    Balu (6) SU Today, 07: 59 New

    Hunger is not in Crimea, "people" swell in Banderkraine, this is how these:



    Do not blaspheme, these are orphans
    1. Das Boot 9 October 2015 12: 09 New
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      Quote: kare
      Quote: Balu
      Balu (6) SU Today, 07: 59 New

      Hunger is not in Crimea, "people" swell in Banderkraine, this is how these:



      Do not blaspheme, these are orphans
    2. Baloo 9 October 2015 13: 41 New
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      This is what I meant, orphan-banderlogs swollen from hunger.
  15. katalonec2014 9 October 2015 10: 21 New
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    By actively killing its economy, Ukraine hopes that the neighbor will feel bad ... they are strange, however. As a result of the breakdown in cooperation, many enterprises will not recover and will simply be sold out. New technology enterprises are unlikely to appear in their place, they don’t have and will not have money and therefore there will be, as we have, new markets, supermarkets. As far as agricultural products are concerned, many farmers will think about whether to plant large areas or significantly reduce them, focusing only on the domestic market. One thing is clear, as a result of a rash, criminal policy of the Ukrainian leadership, the country's industry and agriculture will quickly decline, and the lives of ordinary Ukrainians will invariably worsen.
  16. 4ekist 9 October 2015 11: 10 New
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    They completely lost their scent.
  17. Volga Cossack 9 October 2015 11: 23 New
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    country - God forgive me ........... Thank you. sadly smiled!
  18. Belousov 9 October 2015 11: 43 New
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    Ukraine is such a Ukraine ... "In spite of my neighbor, I’m sleeping a hut that he didn’t see anything from the smoke"
  19. Alexey RA 9 October 2015 11: 44 New
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    Imagine, these philanthropists began to transport their products by sea. On the barges. Dark night Without running lights ... A crouching caravan of Ukrainian barges with smuggled fat and a vodka.
    On the Black Sea - this is an ancient tradition. smile
    By fish, by stars
    Carries the scow:
    Three Greeks to Odessa
    They are smuggling.
    On the starboard side
    What over the precipice has grown:
    Yanaki, Stavraki,
    Papa Satyros.
    1. Olezhek 11 October 2015 09: 13 New
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      Ay greek sail ..
  20. veksha50 9 October 2015 12: 23 New
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    "Why then did the most Tatar Crimean Tatar Dzhemilev make all this mess?"...

    Mdya ... Achieved ... Boomerang ... That's what they achieved:

    "The blockade of Crimea returned to Kiev as a boomerang.

    Russia did not provide a quota for the transit of Ukrainian goods through its territory ...

    Well, returning to the trucks. There is a great route for Ukrainian truckers who want to get to Kazakhstan, you just need to drive a few countriesincluding Moldova, Romania, Turkey, Iran, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan. The whole journey will turn out, but fun and will be remembered for a lifetime ...

    Source: http://vezdexodik.ru/blog/43939888769/Blokada-Kryima-vernulas-Kievu-bumerangom?u

    tm_campaign = transit & utm_source = main & utm_medium = page_2 & domain = mirtesen.ru & paid = 1 &

    pad=1&mid=D708AC32D962142407655EA028A13DF7
    1. Alexey RA 9 October 2015 15: 45 New
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      Quote: veksha50
      There is an excellent route for Ukrainian truckers who want to get to Kazakhstan, you just need to go through several countries, including Moldova, Romania, Turkey, Iran, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.

      Yeah ... and between Turkey and Iran - also drive through the territory of unrecognized Kurdistan. smile
  21. andrejwz 9 October 2015 12: 30 New
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    But you won’t hide from Mustafa. He sees in the dark as during the day.

    He was a jackal in Af ... and in Ukraine he was a jackal.
  22. Alex Nick 9 October 2015 12: 48 New
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    I read about the children of Crimea swollen from hunger and straight tears from my eyes. Everything, I can’t write further ...
    1. Baloo 9 October 2015 13: 42 New
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      I also have tears of laughter.
      1. BLOND 11 October 2015 09: 18 New
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        probably more like a room of crooked mirrors
    2. Chak 9 October 2015 18: 49 New
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      I remembered an old terrible tale from the time of the Holodomor: "Winnie the Pooh from hunger."
  23. Baloo 9 October 2015 18: 20 New
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    The latest news about the food blockade of the Crimea;

    According to the representative of the Crimean Initiative charitable foundation on his Facebook page, Gennady Sivak, according to the information he received from the carbates from the Ukrainian side, the Nazi patriots were corrupted "for money"
    “Mustafa has not paid off with the patriots who block the Crimea. Of the promised 10 thousand hryvnias per week for the command staff and 2 thousand ordinary soldiers, no one saw a penny. Discontent is ripening, everyone is armed ... ”- Sivak wrote.

    According to the leader of the Mejlis, it was not him who was to blame for the incident, but President Poroshenko, who was supposed to pay for the “banquet”. The Presidential Administration refutes the words of Dzhemilev and explains to the hungry and offended “right-wingers” that the leader of the Mejlis simply wanted to use the food blockade as a good reason for profit by issuing unauthorized permissions to Ukrainian entrepreneurs to transport goods to Crimea - for only 30 thousand hryvnias - from each wagon.

    The circus continues. What will happen to Mustafa when his Turkish construction business burns out and the State Department ceases to sponsor the trickster?
    1. Chak 9 October 2015 18: 46 New
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      Yeah, the circus ... P.I.d.a.r.a.sy lit transvestites ... The show goes on!
  24. Chak 9 October 2015 18: 44 New
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    No, it won't be Hollywood, but Bollywood: "Four Poles, Georgians and ... Jamil." And the song with a refrain: "Jamil, Jamil! And what, and what! ..."
    1. Baloo 9 October 2015 19: 08 New
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      Four pravoseki and Jamal are so more intriguing, or simply: Jamal and pravoseki. Accordingly, a song with a refrain: "Mustafa, Mustafa! And what, and what! ... Oh, ё, ё.ё ... And what, and what! ... Oh, it hurts, ёёё ...." wassat
  25. Vittt 9 October 2015 21: 49 New
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    Quote: Samara-58
    good Stormy applause !!!

    And who is Jemilev?
  26. Alexy 10 October 2015 04: 20 New
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    These two old-fashioned survivors no longer know how to draw attention to their personalities. I doubt that the Tatars in Crimea approve of their actions
  27. nagel_Oz 10 October 2015 07: 56 New
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    Yes, it was commonplace to redirect traffic to the Crimea, through a new feeding trough, wholesale markets on the border with the peninsula. And then the refusal of the Russian Federation in procurement ... It did not work out with a freebie lol
  28. seregatara1969 10 October 2015 18: 43 New
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    I was just recently in the Crimea-Khokhlv there as in Ukraine. On vacation, they. I could not feel the blockade!
  29. sevmar 11 October 2015 03: 14 New
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    Endless dirty tricks. This is all from a rotten gut. As a result, these evrokhlotatari all with their coder will be at a trough.
  30. bratchanin 11 October 2015 11: 17 New
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    Humor in the article pleased! But why laugh at the wretched? It is as if not human. Or maybe it is necessary with nonhumans ?!