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How philanthropy makes Ukrainian farmers risk their lives to feed the Crimeans

People! Cheloveeki! Ahhh ... where are you? Why not discuss hunger in the Crimea? Why do not write appeals to Putin or there in the UN about the swelling of malnutrition of the Crimean children? Why then is the most Tatar Crimean Tatar Dzhemilev brewing all this mess?

Readers, probably, thought that I was not so small. What hunger? Now there are other problems in the heads of the "world community". Russian chop okroshka all there ISILS and other vermin in Syria. General Moroz checked the defenses of Russian, Ukrainian, and indeed all the cities of the northern hemisphere. Refugees in Europe are already activated. No longer just asking, require. What is the Crimea? And what is Ukraine?

Apolitically argue, as comrade Saakhov used to say in a famous film. There is no word "Ukraine", there is no money for the suffering in this very ... country, God forgive me. And no money, then why the hell do you need someone? Here is a logical chain looms.

So, let me remind you about the "Crimean food crisis". All Ukraine knows that patriotic Ukrainians ... no, it's better this way: Ukrainian patriotic former Crimean Tatars (the former — because they no longer live in the Crimea) and tatarian patriotic Ukrainian dogs. So that the nipple principle works ... Well, you know, in tires that. In bicycles there or cars. This principle was once very clearly formulated by my neighbor, a tire worker. Blow there, and from there ... no type. So that means the air did not go out.

From there it is, according to this principle, from Ukraine. And instead of air talk about products and other goods. So that this end of the principle (and from there ...) everything fit.

And after all started well. Tents set. The deputy on the stolen armored car. Dzhemilev with Chubarov in unbuttoned coat. Only here the newspaper in the inner pocket was not enough. And the guys in camouflage with determined faces of the face. Fencing and not give.

And crowds of potatoes with potatoes and other provisions. Yes on the wagons. Outraged, tearing underwear on the breasts. Potatoes in their nearest cuvettes litter. Peremoga ...

And journalists are running around. Cameras click. The Internet is littered with publications from the Crimean sources. The Ukrainian blogosphere is full of rhetoric about the correctness or incorrectness of this action. Ukraine was divided into parts. Someone for a complete blockade, someone, on the contrary, for the removal. Interesting life. And it is not necessary to follow the growth of tariffs Or there, the lack of gas for the winter.

But a week went by and everything ... The wagons with food disappeared somewhere. There are no more journalists. The faces of the dogs' faces are increasingly looking at the bus. They did not pay the promised money, so they don’t need such patriotism. Home, in the heat. Or somewhere to earn money.

The wagons for some reason went the other way. But also to Russia. And now they appear in the Crimea from the side of the crossing. Or even throw off the goods in the near Russian city and go home for a new batch of goods. And Ukrainian businessmen are already bringing Ukrainian potatoes. More precisely, the Crimean.

But the meanest thing is that Ukrainians themselves oppose peremoga. They have, you see, philanthropy. It seems there are people there too. That's it. Yes, not the people there, there Crimeans. And according to Dzhemilev, human laws are not applicable to them.

Imagine, these humanistic people began to ship their products by sea. On the barges. Dark night Without running lights ... Prowling caravan of Ukrainian barges with smuggled fat and gorilka. Frames for some Hollywood movie. Only here will not remove the same. Not weapon patriots carry. Their products to sell. Not cynogenic. Does not disturb.

But you can't hide from Mustafa. He sees in the darkness as day. Better than any border guards with their technical bells and whistles. It turns out ashore in his famous costume from his older brother, three sizes larger than the frail body and ... he sees. He sees the barges, and sees the tunnels digging underground.

And Mustafa will not be silent. Truth can not shut up! Immediately by car and in Kiev. Mr. President ... Hey, Mr. President ... Pan, your presidential mother, the president ... Zrada is with us. Non-patriotic farmers still want to sell their goods. And for some reason, not for the hryvnia, and the aggressor rubles.

And the law is violated. Any. And Ukrainian and some other. On the naval blockade of the Crimea. Remember, sir president, you can not ships go to the Crimean ports.

And the Ukrainian president, especially after the last Paris talks, has grown wiser. Clearly parried all the arguments about the violation of laws. Well, what ships? Well this is Ukrainian barges. They are not prescribed by law. And then, you can not go to the ports. Right. Barges and do not go. They are unloaded on their sites. Right by the coast.

But the Ukrainian president would not have been the president of such a great country if he had not helped the patriot Dzhemilev! Help will be in the Square style. Not in the eyebrow, but in the eye!

Tomorrow, by a decree, they will start working out a decree on the beginning of the storm season in the Black Sea. Poroshenko promised to start this very season soon. And that's it! Barges path to the Crimea will be cut off.

That's what Peremoga means. Even nature obeys the decrees of the national "peremozhnogo" president. Who does not believe, wait. See in reality the power of Ukrainian peremoga! On 100%, I guarantee that the nature of Poroshenko will comply. Neptune will turn on its storms there for the Crimea. And then these humanistic people will jump from Kherson and other Zrad regions.

No wonder that Neptune and Ukraine have a big fork as the main symbol of power! Neptune is also from ancient ukrov. Only made a career. In the gods out. Though underwater.
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  1. samara-58
    samara-58 9 October 2015 06: 10 New
    good Stormy applause !!!
    1. BYV
      BYV 9 October 2015 06: 19 New
      Neptune is also from ancient ukrov. Only made a career.

      The last paragraph is just a miracle how good! laughing
      1. inkass_98
        inkass_98 9 October 2015 07: 12 New
        Итальяшки зрадники. Стырили великоукрский символ и присобачили его на радиаторную решетку какого-то корыта. Теперь надо закон издать, что либо вся продукция "Мазерати" является исконно руинской, либо пусть платят в казну Руины отчисления за использование товарного знака и каятся пожизненно. Вот и будет перемога!
        1. Das Boot
          Das Boot 9 October 2015 10: 03 New
          Quote: inkass_98
          Italian zradniki. They shoved the Great Ukrainian symbol and added it to the grille

          it seems to me, Adik Dassler was also a haxl. It is logical that he joined the NSDAP. A stylized trident?
      2. Petrol
        Petrol 9 October 2015 13: 58 New
        a trident is a symbol of Malkind’s nephew of a rabbinical lover who means (in short) - a split of being in honor and conscience!
        Malkind mostly used printing, imposing sideways on the text, it turned out B i.e. Vladimir
    2. marlin1203
      marlin1203 9 October 2015 09: 32 New
      Против законов природы не пойдешь - воздушные массы перемещаются "из области высокого давления в область низкого". Если где-то есть платежеспособный спрос (а это не на украине) товары любыми путями будут устремляться именно туда и никакой джемилев им не помеха.
      1. sl22277
        sl22277 9 October 2015 15: 26 New
        Какая к черту блокада.На сегодняшний день Керченская паромная переправа работает без сбоев. Прут украинские продукты через переправу только "Шуба Трещит".
        According to the head of the republic, "an increase in freight traffic will only accelerate the displacement of Ukrainian products from the shelves of Crimean stores."
        Что будут потом"Заботливые"Человеколюбы делать ?
    3. AdekvatNICK
      AdekvatNICK 11 October 2015 15: 07 New
      and you know this comment from the censor I think is the most-most. I would make it the most important Ukrainian comment of 2015 and also applauded for a long time.
  2. meriem1
    meriem1 9 October 2015 06: 22 New
    Tomorrow, by a decree, they will start working out a decree on the beginning of the storm season in the Black Sea. Poroshenko promised to start this very season soon. And that's it! Barges path to the Crimea will be cut off.

    Скорее петручо!!!! С моря уже дует, а закон в раде не принят! А то опять "нарушение украинских законов" получится. Путин-то в Сирию отъехал... Кого виноватыми назначите???? laughing
  3. Strezhevchanin
    Strezhevchanin 9 October 2015 06: 25 New
    What are you worthless, even unable to organize a blockade, your mother defeated.
  4. parusnik
    parusnik 9 October 2015 06: 38 New
    By the way, those wagons that broke through to the Crimea through Perekop were returned back by the Selkhoznadzor ... because the grenades of the wrong system ... eeee products without documents ... But Roche’s canfet, no one detained .. Not until the blockade, not after .. Maidanutye, where is your patriotism .. hehe ..
    1. Petrol
      Petrol 9 October 2015 14: 06 New
      a cousin's classmate delivered food to the peninsula through the sivash in the area of ​​the village of N ... the whole village survived there by selling food in the Crimea
  5. Hubun
    Hubun 9 October 2015 06: 49 New
    Yeah, I’ve got it. Over common sense
  6. samarin1969
    samarin1969 9 October 2015 06: 53 New
    We in Crimea have only one deficit ... money on the eve of pay ...
    I do not mind if the guys from the Right Sector stagger in the frosty steppes of Tavria ... all the same away from the brothers Gorlovka and Donetsk ...
  7. Andryukha G
    Andryukha G 9 October 2015 07: 22 New
    In Ukraine, all are some kind of overheated roofing felts by the sun, roofing felts with local Kiev television. Life (real story). I live in Belarus, a Ukrainian neighbor, before traveling to Ukraine - a quiet calm military pensioner, but went for a couple of weeks to my historical homeland of my ancestors - Krajina and the person changed beyond recognition - he tells all neighbors and acquaintances that Russian enemies, villains (etc., etc.) attacked Krajina, Russians must be killed, slaughtered. In order to make a zombie out of the people you do not need 5 mln.doll, a week of watching Krainsky TV is enough. Unfortunately in the 40s, more than 20 million of our fellow citizens had to lay down the lives of zombies from the Germans.
  8. viktor_ui
    viktor_ui 9 October 2015 07: 41 New
    Alexander - the killer ending ... especially about the plug. Definitely +, and the neptunistic Parashenko in the appendage is also a water-cannon. drinks
  9. Riv
    Riv 9 October 2015 07: 56 New
    But lately, Petrosyanism regarding Ukraine has not made me laugh at all. To be honest, I treat Ukrainians as seriously ill. Moreover, injections (well, except for healing euthanazepam of course) and pills there will no longer help, you need to operate. Worms can and will be removed from the body.
  10. Baloo
    Baloo 9 October 2015 07: 59 New
    Голод не в Крыму, "люди" пухнут на бандеркраине, вот как эти:
    1. vadson
      vadson 9 October 2015 08: 50 New
      Did they say sho in Ukraine fat ended? Peremoga however
      1. Das Boot
        Das Boot 9 October 2015 12: 00 New
        Quote: vadson
        Did they say sho in Ukraine fat ended? Peremoga however
        1. Baloo
          Baloo 9 October 2015 13: 40 New
          What is the matter with this peasant? He is clearly ill, drunk on fishing or a stroke?
          1. evil partisan
            evil partisan 9 October 2015 14: 59 New
            Quote: Balu
            What is the matter with this peasant? He is clearly ill, drunk on fishing or a stroke?

            A stroke, how ... Schazzzzzzzzzzz. yes He feels good! fellow . В ответ на вопрос журналиста о том: клюёт или нет на водоёме он дал абсолютно внятный ответ: "Клюёт!".
    2. Chak
      Chak 9 October 2015 18: 50 New
      They won’t swell if they blow
    3. Rivares
      Rivares 9 October 2015 20: 41 New
      Quote: Balu
      Голод не в Крыму, "люди" пухнут на бандеркраине, вот как эти:

      This is HELLO !!! They will not crawl into Bender’s caches, and therefore, according to tradition, they will surrender !!!
  11. ecologer
    ecologer 9 October 2015 08: 34 New
    Мы, крымчане, жили с украинцами в одной стране, вполне нормальные люди, НО за прошедший год у многих из них просто крышу снесло. Такое впечатление, что они там что-то курят, причем одновременно. Я понимаю, уродцы - полукриминалы организовывают "блокаду" - попиариться, гранты срубить. При этом в Украине - экономическая ж.., и рубить свой экспорт могут только полудурки. А то, что множество украинцев это не понимают, и даже поддерживают - это, наверное, уже деградация нации.
  12. Irek
    Irek 9 October 2015 08: 45 New
    Poor KRYMNASH, and the photo is cool. The censor still had a turn to vote on joining the line for bread and they gave it out for joy, the farts tore apart.
  13. Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 9 October 2015 09: 17 New
    Only the Tatars dishonored the feeble bastard.
    I have half of the Tatars' friends, so they don’t come from the squabbles of this puny creature.
    1. Petrol
      Petrol 9 October 2015 14: 02 New
      I studied with Kazan, they called Crimean Gypsies and Turks
      1. Baloo
        Baloo 11 October 2015 21: 19 New
        I am a Samara Tatar, I live in Kazan. I have never heard that the Crimean Tatars were called gypsies and Turks. Crimean Tatars were not only traitors. There are heroes of the Soviet Union, many partisan, and how many of them died in the fight against the Nazis, what do we know about this?
        In the distant Soviet childhood there was such a story. An ensemble of Crimean Tatars arrived.
        At the concert, after another song from the rear rads, one peasant shouted: hey, sing in Tatar. The peoples neighboring the Crimean Tatars influenced both language and culture, which is especially noticeable in songs and dances.
        Crimean Tatars, please do not offend them, and so is a difficult fate. hi
  14. kare
    kare 9 October 2015 10: 04 New
    Quote: Balu
    Balu (6) SU Today, 07: 59 New

    Голод не в Крыму, "люди" пухнут на бандеркраине, вот как эти:

    Do not blaspheme, these are orphans
    1. Das Boot
      Das Boot 9 October 2015 12: 09 New
      Quote: kare
      Quote: Balu
      Balu (6) SU Today, 07: 59 New

      Голод не в Крыму, "люди" пухнут на бандеркраине, вот как эти:

      Do not blaspheme, these are orphans
    2. Baloo
      Baloo 9 October 2015 13: 41 New
      This is what I meant, orphan-banderlogs swollen from hunger.
  15. katalonec2014
    katalonec2014 9 October 2015 10: 21 New
    By actively killing its economy, Ukraine hopes that the neighbor will feel bad ... they are strange, however. As a result of the breakdown in cooperation, many enterprises will not recover and will simply be sold out. New technology enterprises are unlikely to appear in their place, they don’t have and will not have money and therefore there will be, as we have, new markets, supermarkets. As far as agricultural products are concerned, many farmers will think about whether to plant large areas or significantly reduce them, focusing only on the domestic market. One thing is clear, as a result of a rash, criminal policy of the Ukrainian leadership, the country's industry and agriculture will quickly decline, and the lives of ordinary Ukrainians will invariably worsen.
  16. 4ekist
    4ekist 9 October 2015 11: 10 New
    They completely lost their scent.
  17. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 9 October 2015 11: 23 New
    country - God forgive me ........... Thank you. sadly smiled!
  18. Belousov
    Belousov 9 October 2015 11: 43 New
    Украина такая украина... "Назло соседу спалю хату, что он от дыма ничего не видел"
  19. Alexey RA
    Alexey RA 9 October 2015 11: 44 New
    Imagine, these philanthropists began to transport their products by sea. On the barges. Dark night Without running lights ... A crouching caravan of Ukrainian barges with smuggled fat and a vodka.
    On the Black Sea - this is an ancient tradition. smile
    By fish, by stars
    Carries the scow:
    Three Greeks to Odessa
    They are smuggling.
    On the starboard side
    What over the precipice has grown:
    Yanaki, Stavraki,
    Papa Satyros.
    1. Olezhek
      Olezhek 11 October 2015 09: 13 New

      Ay greek sail ..
  20. veksha50
    veksha50 9 October 2015 12: 23 New
    "Why then did the most Tatar Crimean Tatar Dzhemilev make all this mess?"...

    Mdya ... Achieved ... Boomerang ... That's what they achieved:

    "The blockade of Crimea returned to Kiev as a boomerang.

    Russia did not provide a quota for the transit of Ukrainian goods through its territory ...

    Well, returning to the trucks. There is a great route for Ukrainian truckers who want to get to Kazakhstan, you just need to drive a few countriesincluding Moldova, Romania, Turkey, Iran, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan. The whole journey will turn out, but fun and will be remembered for a lifetime ...


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    1. Alexey RA
      Alexey RA 9 October 2015 15: 45 New
      Quote: veksha50
      There is an excellent route for Ukrainian truckers who want to get to Kazakhstan, you just need to go through several countries, including Moldova, Romania, Turkey, Iran, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.

      Yeah ... and between Turkey and Iran - also drive through the territory of unrecognized Kurdistan. smile
  21. andrejwz
    andrejwz 9 October 2015 12: 30 New
    But you won’t hide from Mustafa. He sees in the dark as during the day.

    He was a jackal in Af ... and in Ukraine he was a jackal.
  22. Alex Nick
    Alex Nick 9 October 2015 12: 48 New
    I read about the children of Crimea swollen from hunger and straight tears from my eyes. Everything, I can’t write further ...
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 9 October 2015 13: 42 New
      I also have tears of laughter.
      1. BLOND
        BLOND 11 October 2015 09: 18 New
        probably more like a room of crooked mirrors
    2. Chak
      Chak 9 October 2015 18: 49 New
      Вспомнилась старая страшная сказка времён Голодомора: "Винни Пух с голоду".
  23. Baloo
    Baloo 9 October 2015 18: 20 New
    The latest news about the food blockade of the Crimea;

    According to the representative of the Crimean Initiative charitable foundation on his Facebook page, Gennady Sivak, according to the information he received from the carbates from the Ukrainian side, the Nazi patriots were corrupted "for money"
    “Mustafa has not paid off with the patriots who block the Crimea. Of the promised 10 thousand hryvnias per week for the command staff and 2 thousand ordinary soldiers, no one saw a penny. Discontent is ripening, everyone is armed ... ”- Sivak wrote.

    According to the leader of the Mejlis, it was not him who was to blame for the incident, but President Poroshenko, who was supposed to pay for the “banquet”. The Presidential Administration refutes the words of Dzhemilev and explains to the hungry and offended “right-wingers” that the leader of the Mejlis simply wanted to use the food blockade as a good reason for profit by issuing unauthorized permissions to Ukrainian entrepreneurs to transport goods to Crimea - for only 30 thousand hryvnias - from each wagon.

    The circus continues. What will happen to Mustafa when his Turkish construction business burns out and the State Department ceases to sponsor the trickster?
    1. Chak
      Chak 9 October 2015 18: 46 New
      Yeah, the circus ... lit transvestites ... The show goes on!
  24. Chak
    Chak 9 October 2015 18: 44 New
    Не, снимать будет не Голливуд, а Болливуд: "Четыре поляка, грузин и... Джамиль". И песенка рефреном: "Джямиль, Джямиль! А чё, а чё!..."
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 9 October 2015 19: 08 New
      Четыре правосека и Джамаль так более интригуеще, или просто: Джамаль и правосеки. Соответствено и песенка с рефреном: "Мустафа, Мустафа! А чё, а чё!... О, ё, ё.ё... А чё, а чё!... Ой, больно, ёёёё...." wassat
  25. Vittt
    Vittt 9 October 2015 21: 49 New
    Quote: Samara-58
    good Stormy applause !!!

    And who is Jemilev?
  26. Alexy
    Alexy 10 October 2015 04: 20 New
    These two old-fashioned survivors no longer know how to draw attention to their personalities. I doubt that the Tatars in Crimea approve of their actions
  27. nagel_Oz
    nagel_Oz 10 October 2015 07: 56 New
    Yes, it was commonplace to redirect traffic to the Crimea, through a new feeding trough, wholesale markets on the border with the peninsula. And then the refusal of the Russian Federation in procurement ... It did not work out with a freebie lol
  28. seregatara1969
    seregatara1969 10 October 2015 18: 43 New
    I was just recently in the Crimea-Khokhlv there as in Ukraine. On vacation, they. I could not feel the blockade!
  29. sevmar
    sevmar 11 October 2015 03: 14 New
    Endless dirty tricks. This is all from a rotten gut. As a result, these evrokhlotatari all with their coder will be at a trough.
  30. bratchanin
    bratchanin 11 October 2015 11: 17 New
    Humor in the article pleased! But why laugh at the wretched? It is as if not human. Or maybe it is necessary with nonhumans ?!