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The Russian submarine rode the Swedish coast!

When I went to kindergarten, there were two games: one banal — who would spit further, the other intellectual — who lied more. The current West, it seems, has taken both of them for ideological armament against Russia - which, I confess, is striking deeply. It seems like cultural countries, people: they do not spit at home on the floor, they make decent cars - and they bother like some kind of alcoholic Aunt Zina from the depressive Russian heartland.

The Russian submarine rode the Swedish coast!

Remember, a year ago, all the Western media trumpeted about our submarine, spying in the Swedish fjords - and just a miracle escaped from legal retribution? And now just in the English-language Swedish edition of “The local” a sensational article appeared “I am convinced that it was a foreign submarine!” - about that Russian submarine that was not found then. And the other day she was found! Well, not really hers - her tracks. And not at sea, but on land.

From this article, widely sold out in the West - and, naturally, in Ukraine - the following can be understood. That the boat was thrown out, like some whale, onto the shore - and then, it must be assumed, it slipped back into the water by means of some vile means that were not yet sufficiently studied by the cultural world. Here is what the head of Sweden's Armed Forces, Sverker Geranson, told the publication:

“They did not find the submarine, but the invasion was also from land ... I am convinced that last October they invaded Sweden. Now I am convinced of this even more than before. The final research we are doing is wider and deeper ...

There are several events on land. Our units analyze them together with the police. We made several finds on land and sea. They may not be associated with a foreign force, but it is possible that foreign forces used them. (The translation is not a mistake here, the general himself bears this nonsense: "They’re not used to talking about them, because if foreigners left them there, they should not know what exactly and where we found. ”

And the conclusion of the whole article: although it was not possible to catch the Russian submarine in 2014, now Moscow has been exposed all around and must admit the fact of its aggression against a peaceful Swedish family!

But recognize on what basis?

In the Swedish view, there is plenty of evidence of a Russian invasion - all of them are meticulously listed in this article:

1. On land and sea, the Swedish military found something.

2. They still do not know what it is, but they are analyzing the findings together with the police.

3. But they know authentically that the found could not and at the same time could be used by a foreign force.

4. And most importantly: no one should know what exactly and where they found it, and this is direct evidence that the Russian submarine was surfing not only the waters, but also the dunes of Sweden!

To tell the truth, when we were in kindergarten playing this “who will spit on and lie more,” we could not imagine that once an adult Swedish uncle, commander, would lead the same game seriously! “The Russian submarine left inexplicable but undeniable traces on the Swedish coast” - such a depressive aunt Zina, after two glasses, doesn’t come to mind. A progressive Swedes - easily wakes up!
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  1. Same lech
    Same lech 5 October 2015 05: 19 New
    1. On land and sea, the Swedish military found something.

    Bottle of RUSSIAN Vodka smile

    I suppose the Swedes got drunk on a picnic before losing heartbeat ... after that the Russian submarines began to seem ... delirium tremens you understand.
    On the other hand, the SWEDEN military had to throw money, there was no reason ... and after the binge appeared.
    1. Finches
      Finches 5 October 2015 06: 00 New
      Even if we assume that the submarine was, it only says that the Swedish army, the anti-submarine defense system, etc. are complete g ...! And the general would have better do combat training, and not walk and tryndet at every corner how old he is a donkey! laughing
      1. Ezhaak
        Ezhaak 5 October 2015 13: 40 New
        Quote: Finches
        Even assuming the submarine was,

        But what can I assume, As part of the Russian Navy there are submarines that can hide from enemy ships looking for them on the shore. It’s just that many still don’t know about it, but the Swedes were able to find out this secret.
    2. inkass_98
      inkass_98 5 October 2015 07: 28 New
      Quote: The same Lech
      Bottle of RUSSIAN Vodka

      Not, not Russian, Finnish "Absolute" or "Finland". Chel said after all
      They cannot be associated with foreign power, but it is possible that foreign forces used them

      Those. the find is not Russian, but the Russians definitely used it (the contacts were wiped there or disinfected, so how else can vodka be used?)
      What do they smoke there all the time, enviously ...
    3. Shiva83483
      Shiva83483 5 October 2015 08: 08 New
      Do not ... a beaver with a sledgehammer, all the Swedish bruises, you won’t get enough squirrels ...
    4. siberalt
      siberalt 5 October 2015 09: 00 New
      Does the submarine go astray? belay
    5. Kunar
      Kunar 5 October 2015 18: 08 New
      Senior officers of the new formation)))) One and a half South-North)))) Now in Sweden .... laughing
    6. svd-xnumx
      svd-xnumx 5 October 2015 19: 51 New
      A bottle of RUSSIAN vodka smile
      This does not fit with the statement.
      They cannot be associated with foreign power, but it is possible that foreign forces used them.
      then the vodka was not Russian. The guys seemed to be stocked in a local store.
  2. Kos_kalinki9
    Kos_kalinki9 5 October 2015 05: 23 New
    Somewhere in Sweden fool laughing
    1. Good me
      Good me 5 October 2015 13: 13 New
      From this article, widely distributed in the West - and, of course, in Ukraine - the following can be understood. That the boat was thrown, like a whale, onto the shore - and then, presumably, it crawled back into the water by some vile means, not yet sufficiently studied by the cultural world.

      In the steppes (!!!) of Donbass, Ukraine used these machines (photo).
      1. lelikas
        lelikas 5 October 2015 13: 38 New
        IRM "Beetle" is a test car, but he cannot reach the Swedish coast - it was not otherwise dropped from an airplane !!!
        This is probably used -
      2. shrimp
        shrimp 5 October 2015 14: 16 New
        WHAT FOR FIG
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  3. Barboskin
    Barboskin 5 October 2015 05: 27 New
    I remember in “Well, wait” the wolf drove a motor boat along the beach. Many years passed, progress has stepped far forward, and now submarines are jumping to the shore. The Swedes do not understand what to collect garbage, it was necessary to catch it immediately on the shore with a fishing net.
    1. a housewife
      a housewife 6 October 2015 02: 43 New
      There is another cartoon - about Artek and young explorers of the deep sea - there the bathyscaphe with long legs moved along the bottom. Well, maybe now they brought it to life, and he roams somewhere in Sweden, now at sea, then on land. laughing
  4. Wolka
    Wolka 5 October 2015 05: 28 New
    Swedes, you forgot the inscription on the left hand of your king - French Marshal Bernardot ...
  5. svp67
    svp67 5 October 2015 05: 30 New
    Lord, the man shouted so much about the threat from Russia, so he promoted Sweden to NATO, and leaving, do you think he admits that he was wrong?
  6. Name
    Name 5 October 2015 05: 45 New
    Greetings to all! Dementia, but rather insanity, turns out to be extremely contagious.
  7. ML-334
    ML-334 5 October 2015 05: 46 New
    Kuzmich overslept again, "Features of National Fishing", the second series.
  8. aszzz888
    aszzz888 5 October 2015 06: 05 New
    Well, what can I say: there is only one conclusion - the patient is sick for ALL.
    Maybe he should throw some pills, the Swede will go completely crazy on this basis.
    And by the way, and to hell with him.
    1. sharp-lad
      sharp-lad 5 October 2015 22: 36 New
      What should he plant? Judging by the voiced text, he does not slam off the tablets!
  9. Amurets
    Amurets 5 October 2015 06: 06 New
    Crazy nonsense on the board of a drunken drug addict. There was already a photo of this drug addict in general uniform on VO.
  10. Warbird # 4
    Warbird # 4 5 October 2015 06: 29 New
    Judging by the wording, I propose in psychiatry to highlight separately "Klitschko syndrome."
  11. 2С5
    2С5 5 October 2015 06: 34 New
    ... mdya ... cookies rule everywhere except Russia ... although they are apparently delivered to the liberals via diplomatic channels ... I wonder why they are silent? Like they themselves saw and secret sources, trustworthy, confirmed the fact that the Russian submarine was located off the coast of Sweden, and not trustworthy Putin mass media have the audacity to demand some kind of evidence there and call the Swedish border service bad words l..o..hi! What evidence do they need when everything is so clear, the more the person said! And not just there, but the whole head of the army! Moreover, it is absolutely clear and obvious that it was precisely in October, and not in September or there in November, as some might think ... and we are sure of that ... it seems what
  12. linadherent
    linadherent 5 October 2015 07: 07 New
    "Submarine, in the steppes of Ukraine" sorry, in the dunes of Sweden ... belay
  13. Vityok
    Vityok 5 October 2015 07: 10 New
    The Swedes have another seasonal exacerbation! What can you do is incurable! request
  14. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 5 October 2015 07: 16 New
    They didn’t find a submarine, but the invasion was also from land ... I am convinced that last October they invaded Sweden. Now I am convinced of this even more than before. The final study that we are conducting now is wider and deeper ...

    What can I say. The idea suggests itself that it is time for all these "figures" to conduct a study of the brain "wider and deeper ...".
  15. vovanpain
    vovanpain 5 October 2015 07: 17 New
    Swedes with Ukrainians brothers forever in terms of lies and panic.
    1. plotnikov561956
      plotnikov561956 5 October 2015 07: 28 New
      This business began from a fright near Poltava ... however.
      1. kepmor
        kepmor 5 October 2015 13: 41 New
        Yes, they have a "rag" -pardon-flag the same. More precisely, Ukrainians licked their own from them, only dung forks stuck there.
  16. EvgNik
    EvgNik 5 October 2015 07: 35 New
    "" shouting like some alcoholic Aunt Zina from a depressed Russian heartland ""
    No need to offend Aunt Zina. If she’s even an alcoholic (sick imagination of the author, see the major). She thinks better than, say, our highly respected deputies. And the outback, if depressing, is due to this outback and Moscow blossoms and smells. For this passage - for the article as a whole +, in the end - 0.
  17. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 5 October 2015 07: 58 New
    Well, what can you do, this is the human essence, every TV ... r wants to grab a piece of glory in the fight against barbarian Russia, and the Swedes like the rest of the insignificant Baltic states, Poland, Hohland and others want to be in the same ranks of those who are the first to catch p. .... th.
  18. press officer
    press officer 5 October 2015 08: 14 New
    Quote: Kos_kalinki9
    Somewhere in Sweden fool laughing

    well here she is! just hid! bully
    1. Volga Cossack
      Volga Cossack 5 October 2015 08: 29 New
      I’m watching outside the window))))))) okay - I’ll go dig the sea for her)))) with greetings from Belarus)))))
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  19. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 5 October 2015 08: 28 New
    wider and deeper))))) smiled ........)))) as a land submarine)))) I’m probably retraining in underground tankers or something ?????)))) although it’s possible underwater cavalry, the Cossack is still)))))
  20. nerd
    nerd 5 October 2015 08: 34 New
    “The Russian submarine left inexplicable, but indisputable marks on the Swedish coast” - such a depressing aunt Zina after two glasses does not wander to mind. A progressive Swedes - easily wanders!
    Oh, I also want it so that the Swedes drink / smoke there ... The picture of life outside the window faded, and here you plant a couple of glasses and here they are new colors: both boats in the sky and crucians in the dunes ...
    1. a housewife
      a housewife 6 October 2015 02: 51 New
      And in Adygea - the Eiffel Tower! Why not?
  21. Vladimir 1964
    Vladimir 1964 5 October 2015 08: 35 New
    Many thanks to the author. The topic has already been discussed, but in this case presented great. The mood lifted in the morning.

    Something like this. good laughing hi
  22. Yak-3P
    Yak-3P 5 October 2015 08: 37 New
    yeah .. that the Swedes that the shelter has the same flag colors --- it means they are the same Svidomo ... and Mova just redone for Sevara-frostbitten Ukrainians ..
  23. DMB2002
    DMB2002 5 October 2015 09: 03 New
    For some reason, I am not surprised at these statements. Judge for yourself. For many years they have been living quietly and calmly. They haven’t fought with anyone. They (Sweden, Norway) are doing well: social programs, medicine, education, economics. Brains quietly float with fat. And it is not surprising that over time you need to somehow express yourself, your importance in this world. And if the brain is not trained, then it begins to carry nonsense, passing it off as reality. Moreover, they sincerely believe in it like children do when they fantasize. Quite so-so normal statement characteristic of the Swedes.
  24. akudr48
    akudr48 5 October 2015 09: 07 New
    But the Swedes at the beginning of the 18th century made a rustle throughout Europe ...

    The frightened crow of a bush is afraid.

    Throughout World War II, the Swedes supplied Hitler with ore and metals, the neutrals wise.

    Now, after coastal submarines, with a fright, they will sign up for NATO.
  25. Horn
    Horn 5 October 2015 09: 16 New
    “And these terrible Russians irradiated Sweden with invisible rays!”
    - And the evidence?
    “Well, you see the rays?” No? Here is the evidence! They are invisible!
  26. Stalnov I.P.
    Stalnov I.P. 5 October 2015 09: 30 New
    Yes, they still can’t move away from POLTAVA, Karl in a place with galloping fennel, majestic maidepa took their legs away, and now the stinking Swedes and galloping dill are looking for Russian troops, YES WILL BE AND WE WILL GO IN AND WILL NOT ASK ASK. P ... crept unnoticed.
  27. nagel_Oz
    nagel_Oz 5 October 2015 10: 22 New
    Oh such a boat and yes to the farm!
    He’ll ride on the sea, and he will crawl out onto the shore for a little white until he rolls to the nearest prodmag ...
  28. Selevc
    Selevc 5 October 2015 10: 24 New
    Can I ask a simple question to the readership? - What the hell did Russia give up in Sweden? What could the elusive Russian special forces look for on the Swedish coast? Lost swimming trunks or forgotten slippers? Or maybe they have some top-secret project there right on the coast? Hardly !!! And where is the guarantee that they were exactly the Russians? What did they find swimming trunks with the inscription "Putin was here"? Or the boots of a Siberian oilman with the inscription "Ivanovo shoe factory"? ...)))
    In general, the Swedes cast a shadow on the fence - they have obviously too high self-esteem to represent themselves as victims of Russian espionage machinations !!! But on the other hand, for the Swedish inhabitants who are obese and stupid from the boring life, such a story is probably a good topic for beer gossip ...
  29. stas-xnumx
    stas-xnumx 5 October 2015 10: 40 New
    APVHL - "Atomic PodvodoEverywhereKhodoLodka" is ridiculous of course, but stupid, and he’s just stupid Swedish people who believe all this, and this adds to us only problems ... How did they get their nonsense already !!!!
  30. Dan Slav
    Dan Slav 5 October 2015 10: 42 New
    And what traces were found in the air! There are also indisputable traces of Russian activities there.
    They are now adopting a budget. They make noise and calm down.
  31. Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 5 October 2015 11: 17 New
    Sweden struck the virus of oppressed madness!
    Stop immediately ALL contacts with the inhabitants of this y-th country !!!
    Do not take anything into Swedish hands! From "Volvo" and other Swedish goods to run, as from an anathema!
    Swedish fools should not be allowed into Russia! Let them live a large Swedish family with the Arabs and Nigeria!
    Well, we didn’t need them, they didn’t have enough virus to degenerate from these madmen!
  32. Vlad5307
    Vlad5307 5 October 2015 14: 20 New
    “The Russian submarine left inexplicable, but indisputable marks on the Swedish coast” - such a depressing aunt Zina after two glasses does not wander to mind. A progressive Swedes - easily wanders! "

    And when they completely fade away, they’ll come up with something else! laughing laughing laughing
  33. Jan Ivanov
    Jan Ivanov 5 October 2015 15: 56 New
    maybe Godzilla came to them, Godzilla said to them?
  34. 56_br
    56_br 5 October 2015 16: 09 New
    What are they drinking in Sweden ???
  35. nov_tech.vrn
    nov_tech.vrn 5 October 2015 16: 10 New
    These are secret technologies, scientists don’t know anything about them!
  36. cap54
    cap54 5 October 2015 20: 07 New
    The Swedish military found something on land and sea. Russian submarine left inexplicable, but undeniable marks on the Swedish coast
    and it somehow somehow smells unpleasant, well, quite foreign ... And the heap - left by the Russian sailors - impressive - well, doesn’t want to either get out or stop stinking !!!
  37. Alfizik
    Alfizik 5 October 2015 21: 29 New
    Let them lie - it’s worse for them: soon Western media people will cease to believe at all. And ours should not be refuted, but bewilderedly agree (they say, perhaps, we’ll check right now), and then laugh. You need to play beautifully. Then the citizens of the West will wait for the next "laughter".
  38. RRR
    RRR 5 October 2015 22: 39 New
    “The submarine was not found, but the invasion was also from land ... I am convinced that they invaded Sweden last October. Now I am more convinced of this than before. The final study that we are conducting now is wider and deeper ..."

    I had the assumption that PROTOCRA was to blame for everything. They dragged the submarine to the sea and swam away to spy on the Russian Arctic oil platform. Why - "that Schaub sabotage mos_ka_lyam zrobity!"

    On the other hand, the Swedes could duplicate the film "Features of Russian fishing / hunting / ....." and it hit the Swedish brains so much that their psychiatrists simply got off their feet.
    Again as a result of massive psychosis laughing
  39. B- 3ACADE
    B- 3ACADE 6 October 2015 04: 38 New
    Swedes, Swedes what to say? Pour yes drink.
    --When tired under the vodka
    - from the Swedish waters goes home ... drinks drinks
  40. The stranger
    The stranger 6 October 2015 20: 11 New
    Come on guys, envy silently! That's how many of you will be able to give such a thing, huh? And without a liter? Here probably Zadornov the first time will not be able to. Here it is necessary for the general of Sweden, or whatever they have for the head of the beach defense.
    So learn!