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The outgoing commander in chief of the Swedish Armed Forces stated that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were found"

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Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter published an interview with the commander in chief of the Swedish armed forces, Sverker Joranson, who is leaving his post. Apparently, realizing that now he can say anything he wants, Joranson turned the interview into an information circus "Chapito". According to Joranson, the rumors that a foreign submarine appeared in the territorial waters of Sweden were not at all exaggerated. Moreover, the commander-in-chief of the royal armed forces announced that he had "evidence of foreign military landing on the shore." This statement plunged the Swedes into real shock.
Joranson's words replicated many media. The Local:


The outgoing commander in chief of the Swedish Armed Forces stated that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were found"


We got a few facts on the coast. These data were obtained from our units, as well as from the police. All data we compared and carefully analyzed. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I can not talk about what it was, because if a foreign state left us with the items we found, then it should not know what and where we found it.


This is a terrific logic of Mr. Joranson. It makes one doubt that professionals work in the Armed Forces of Sweden. After all, if the Swedes really discovered something (left by foreign military), then it’s stupid to hide exactly what, because the “foreign military” (if they landed on the coast) themselves know what it is.

Another question is: if submarines are strolling in Swedish waters, and foreign troops are landing on the shores, then why does the command of the Royal Armed Forces of the Armed Forces take up their posts? Or Joranson’s tirades about the “footprints of the foreign military” - another work of the Swedish oral “military” creativity - like the Scottish “civil” epic about the Loch Ness monster ... The Scottish tale is old, and the Swedish, it seems, is also finding its own history...

By the way, do the Swedes accidentally forget about the more frequent NATO exercises in the Baltic Sea, after which the "tracks" on various coasts remain? ..
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  1. iConst
    iConst 1 October 2015 13: 24 New
    +16
    Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.
    1. Sterlya
      Sterlya 1 October 2015 13: 26 New
      +16
      The Swedes had to be treated for a long time. And during World War II, they had to be "treated" for helping Germany under the guise of neutrality
      1. Baikonur
        Baikonur 1 October 2015 13: 31 New
        +3
        This statement plunged the Swedes into a real shock.
        Soon they will see their shadow and cry out with shouts: "The Russians have come!" fool
        1. Uncle VasyaSayapin
          Uncle VasyaSayapin 1 October 2015 13: 39 New
          +9
          Have seen enough Russian films about the features of the national ...
          1. demon1978
            demon1978 1 October 2015 14: 02 New
            +5
            Quote: Uncle VasyaSayapin
            Have seen enough Russian films about the features of the national ...


            But in fact, it’s the tribaltes dumped over the cardon, and the tracks were something like this
        2. avt
          avt 1 October 2015 13: 43 New
          +4
          Quote: Baikonur
          Soon they will see their shadow and cry out with shouts: "The Russians have come!"

          It is good that Aki Mak Namara did not jump out of the window during it in the USA, but only retired. laughing
      2. Temples
        Temples 1 October 2015 13: 31 New
        +5
        The king told me to go there - I don’t know where, to bring that - I don’t know what. ...
      3. zanoza
        zanoza 1 October 2015 13: 41 New
        +10
        Quote: Sterlya
        The Swedes had to be treated for a long time.

        A pack of Belomora was found on the Swedish coast. laughing
        1. Good me
          Good me 1 October 2015 13: 49 New
          +7
          We got a few facts on the coast. These data were obtained from our units, as well as from the police. All data we compared and carefully analyzed. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I can not talk about what it was, because if a foreign state left us with the items we found, then it should not know what and where we found it.


          Quote: zanoza
          A pack of Belomora was found on the Swedish coast.

          Here are just ruffling, no need. This time, we messed around, "until I can" ...

          Diplomatically, somehow, you need to get out of this trouble.

          After all, they “burnt”, in full ... How are we so ... With such evidence, they are alive, they will push us to the wall ...
        2. demon1978
          demon1978 1 October 2015 15: 07 New
          +4
          Quote: zanoza
          On the Swedish coast found a pack of "Belomor"


          with navigator notes ?? !! belay
        3. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 1 October 2015 15: 56 New
          +3
          Quote: zanoza
          On the Swedish coast found a pack of "Belomor"

          An empty bottle of the metropolitan, a crumpled pack of Java and a Russian-Swedish phrasebook.
      4. Amurets
        Amurets 1 October 2015 14: 18 New
        +4
        The question is from what? Although I have a daughter, a psychiatrist-narcologist, looking at the photo without reading the text, she immediately said: “A drunk stupid person.” And she has a lot of experience in dealing with such a contingent.
      5. zanoza
        zanoza 1 October 2015 14: 56 New
        +1
        Quote: Sterlya
        And during World War II it was necessary to "treat" them

        Peter the First began to "treat" them during the Hundred Years War. At the genetic level, apparently, Russophobia and fear of the Russians settled in them. We shook hands with them, they’re not climbing, but now they’re talking nonsense with their tongues.
        1. Sterlya
          Sterlya 1 October 2015 18: 01 New
          0
          laughing laughing laughing for sure. and only in language, in language
      6. sherp2015
        sherp2015 1 October 2015 19: 30 New
        0
        Quote: Sterlya
        The Swedes had to be treated for a long time. And during World War II, they had to be "treated" for helping Germany under the guise of neutrality


        Commander-in-Chief Swede suspects aliens?
    2. Major Yurik
      Major Yurik 1 October 2015 13: 28 New
      +13
      Yes, the health commissar was commissioned, I immediately saw that I was sleeping at a psychiatrist! Well, nothing, they still have it! fool
      1. subbtin.725
        subbtin.725 1 October 2015 13: 30 New
        +3
        The expected stink has gone.
        And here are the first stuffing and desin across Syria:

        Russian Air Force suffer first losses in Syria - opposition journalist
        The main thing for the day
        Russian journalist Oleg Kashin published in his blog information that 3 aircraft of Russian aviation were shot down in the sky over Syria. According to Kashin, the Syrians, using the SAM taken away from the troops of Bashar Assad, shot down 2 Su-34s and Tu-22s of the Russian army.

        The information was obtained from a personal friend of Kashin, who works in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation. The ministry itself did not give any official comments on this matter. The journalist suggested that the data on losses will be classified.
        1. nekot
          nekot 1 October 2015 13: 40 New
          +7
          And why not all 16 TU-160? Why even post this nonsense?
        2. Mountain shooter
          Mountain shooter 1 October 2015 14: 09 New
          +1
          Why not all? And where did the Tu-22 come from. Which side is it? In general, everyone died ...
          Yes, if there at least one locator turned on, he would fly first. A SAM - not a Kalashnikov assault rifle. In half an hour you can’t master. Therefore - complete nonsense. Most likely with a yellow-blue tint.
          1. Amurets
            Amurets 1 October 2015 15: 25 New
            +2
            These zhurnalyugi, as if in a movie, instantly master the latest technology. I took the S-200 into my hands, since it’s outdated, and let’s shoot like in a simulator, but before that DESKs have to start and power launchers and a backlight station before that, they don’t have a mind enough.
        3. veksha50
          veksha50 1 October 2015 14: 20 New
          +1
          Quote: subbtin.725
          shot down 2 Su-34 and Tu-2



          Ekarny Babai !!! Even Tu-22 !!! Yes, I learned from a personal friend working in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation !!!

          I think that the wedge is not only the Swedish military, but also entogo zhurnalyugi ...

          PS Damn, what a moron you need to be to consider readers of your opus even more debil ...
      2. Tatarus
        Tatarus 1 October 2015 13: 46 New
        +2
        Yes, these are migrants from Afghanistan who came and brought him high-quality dope.
      3. Sterlya
        Sterlya 1 October 2015 14: 15 New
        0
        Quote: Major Yurik
        Yes, the health commissar was commissioned, I immediately saw that I was sleeping at a psychiatrist! Well, nothing, they still have it! fool

        they have a lot of “cadres” there, it seems, the whole of Sweden, mine, as if we have problems besides Swedes
    3. Finches
      Finches 1 October 2015 13: 29 New
      +4
      I think, judging by the photographs, grandfather has been in senility for five years already ...! laughing
      1. Amurets
        Amurets 1 October 2015 13: 52 New
        +3
        No thirty years in a binge.
      2. Sterlya
        Sterlya 1 October 2015 18: 05 New
        0
        Quote: Finches
        I think, judging by the photographs, grandfather has been in senility for five years already ...! laughing

        and such a look. thinks all the fools. and he will receive money from the State Department. it's only the beginning.
        that is, there will be a lot of dirt, a lot. but I'm ready for this laughing And you?
    4. little girl15
      little girl15 1 October 2015 13: 32 New
      +7
      Footprints on the shore and voices in my head say, here was Vasya.
      1. ZU-23
        ZU-23 1 October 2015 13: 44 New
        +4
        A purely typical face of the educated halfwit of Europe, blurted out on a golden parachute from mattresses, or something they have on it.
      2. The comment was deleted.
      3. GRAY
        GRAY 1 October 2015 13: 46 New
        +18
        Quote: Vovochka15
        Footprints on the shore and voices in my head say, here was Vasya.

        There is photo evidence. Vasya was dressed in slippers.
        1. Tatarus
          Tatarus 1 October 2015 13: 49 New
          +6
          Yes it is Barracuda. This is his 46th wassat
    5. Vend
      Vend 1 October 2015 13: 40 New
      +4
      Quote: iConst
      Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.

      So the NATO traces were there))) Notice, he did not say the Russian military. Looks already afraid to openly bear slander towards Russia.
      1. Amurets
        Amurets 1 October 2015 13: 50 New
        +6
        Yes, this SUCK Ness Monster decided to visit relatives in Sweden. Here, by chance, and inherited on the beach.
    6. Fregate
      Fregate 1 October 2015 13: 55 New
      +1
      We are not ready yet ...

      I can not talk about ...

      And then what are you printing out the mittens?
    7. antoXa
      antoXa 1 October 2015 14: 10 New
      +3
      on one of the beaches traces of bast shoes and a bear were found in the sand, and empty bottles of Russian vodka in the bushes.
    8. Vadim237
      Vadim237 1 October 2015 14: 21 New
      +1
      Probably on the shores of Sweden landed NGOs - unidentified underwater objects.
    9. papas-57
      papas-57 1 October 2015 17: 02 New
      +3
      '' I can't talk about what it was. '' We found something, but we don’t know what it is and to whom it belongs, we don’t know either. But the Russians are to blame for everything.
    10. The comment was deleted.
  2. Lord of the Sith
    Lord of the Sith 1 October 2015 13: 24 New
    +8
    Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully
    1. Scoun
      Scoun 1 October 2015 13: 31 New
      +11
      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully

      Traces of the type were left: cans of “bull-calves in tomato”, paper “24 meters”, strings from balalaika and scraps of cigarettes torn from the newspaper “Pravda”. and "top secret" within a radius of 5 km, the absolutely drunken flora and fauna breathed the fumes from the "green mark and Putin" drunken Swiss girls found at the scene did not notice anything suspicious.
      Damn)) how easy it is to write nonsense))))
      1. Tatarus
        Tatarus 1 October 2015 13: 38 New
        +4
        Ha. Only the girls are Swedish. Or ours brought with us?
        1. Scoun
          Scoun 1 October 2015 14: 01 New
          +2
          Quote: Tatarus
          Ha. Only the girls are Swedish. Or ours brought with us?


          Swedish Dagens Nyheter newspaper published an interview with the commander of the armed forces Sweden

          I'm a little confused here, one figs are identical on the face laughing
          1. veksha50
            veksha50 1 October 2015 14: 27 New
            +1
            Quote: Scoun
            I'm a little confused here, one figs are identical on the face



            Somehow, in the 90s, I stumbled across a Moscow metro about a mastodon ... My foot - over eight, breasts - dimensionless, butt - four places ... Muzzle - stupid ... It turned out - a young Swedish girl ...
      2. veksha50
        veksha50 1 October 2015 14: 23 New
        +2
        Quote: Scoun
        drunk swiss girls


        "Damn)) how easy it is to write nonsense))))"

        Yep ...

        So Switzerland will declare war on assistance to Russian saboteurs ...
      3. Vadim237
        Vadim237 1 October 2015 14: 30 New
        +1
        “And also drunk locals and vacationers were found and everyone had bottles of Russian vodka with them” - after this message, communication with the search intelligence group was lost, 4 days after this mysterious incident, the missing group was found in a coastal sobering center.
    2. forester
      forester 1 October 2015 13: 35 New
      +3
      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully

      Yes, it’s unlikely - the features of national fishing - they drank on a boat, went ashore for booze, ran wink
    3. vorobey
      vorobey 1 October 2015 13: 37 New
      +11
      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully


      and we didn’t fornication at all .. celebrated the Navy’s day ... we went to barbecue
      1. GUKTU
        GUKTU 1 October 2015 14: 35 New
        +1
        laughing as always. out of habit laughing laughing
  3. A-Sim
    A-Sim 1 October 2015 13: 25 New
    +5
    Come on, see you!
  4. andrei332809
    andrei332809 1 October 2015 13: 25 New
    +5
    Martians Chi Venusians?
    1. veksha50
      veksha50 1 October 2015 14: 29 New
      +4
      Quote: andrei332809
      Martians Chi Venusians?



      Depends on the type of damage and disease suffered by the coastal population ...
  5. RUSIVAN
    RUSIVAN 1 October 2015 13: 25 New
    +6
    The retiring commander in chief of the Swedish Armed Forces said that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast have been discovered."
    If it is about the foreign military of the United States, then yes, they have been hosting in Pedropa for a long time ...
  6. Stiletto
    Stiletto 1 October 2015 13: 26 New
    +9
    Tales of Russians really began to resemble stories of aliens. Thousands of evidence, cases of abduction and close contacts, effects on the brain, etc. etc., and - not a single evidence.
    1. Amurets
      Amurets 1 October 2015 13: 57 New
      +2
      As no evidence, but in the PHOTO.
  7. Abbra
    Abbra 1 October 2015 13: 26 New
    +8
    Dude! Retired gray ass by the fireplace! I recommend writing a book called "Glitches on water, under water and on land. Sweden raves." I think it will be released in a million.
  8. Tatarus
    Tatarus 1 October 2015 13: 27 New
    +5
    Here is the case when insanity overtook a pension.
  9. brasist
    brasist 1 October 2015 13: 27 New
    +7
    We got a few facts on the coast. These data were obtained from our units, as well as from the police. All data we compared and carefully analyzed. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I can not talk about what it was, because if a foreign state left us with the items we found, then it should not know what and where we found it.
    Did he himself realize that he was babbling? request
    1. your1970
      your1970 1 October 2015 21: 16 New
      0
      Apostle Andrew was fishing from the pier
      and the Savior walked on water
      and Andrey got minnows out of the water
      and the Savior of the lost people
      and Andrei cried out: I will leave the pier
      if you tell me a secret!
      and the Savior answered: calmly, Andrew!
      no secret here © Nau

      The Swede just doesn’t know the classics repeat request lol
  10. Kradi
    Kradi 1 October 2015 13: 28 New
    +13
    yeah ... that's how it was
  11. FIREMAN
    FIREMAN 1 October 2015 13: 28 New
    +12
    Everyone is looking, looking ... fool
    1. anderles66
      anderles66 1 October 2015 13: 30 New
      +4
      I also immediately thought about these devils good
      1. APASUS
        APASUS 1 October 2015 18: 42 New
        +1
        Quote: anderles66
        I also immediately thought about these devils

        Oh well, how can I? The evidence was real!
  12. dima-fesko
    dima-fesko 1 October 2015 13: 29 New
    +3
    Mr. Joranson’s stunning logic raises doubts that professionals work in the Swedish Armed Forces

    I agree with the author of the article. The Swedish military came from kindergarten and their favorite cartoon "Bubka Bob" or vice versa, I can’t say for sure ........
  13. Same lech
    Same lech 1 October 2015 13: 29 New
    +5
    This amazing logic of Mr. Joranson makes one doubt that professionals work in the Swedish Armed Forces.


    In a country where fagots and homosexuals with lesbians rule the ball .... there can’t be professionals by definition.
  14. Valter1364
    Valter1364 1 October 2015 13: 32 New
    +4
    I read books about the German invasion of Denmark and Norway in 1940, and that’s it! recourse
    Just Sverker Yoranson, a very impressionable person, even visible in his eyes. yes
  15. anderles66
    anderles66 1 October 2015 13: 32 New
    +5
    It is necessary to clarify - have not several boxes of vodka been found on the coast? If so, we won’t even resist and provide a video. It turns out Kuzmich friends quite far, the Swedish cordon made wassat
  16. Rokossovsky
    Rokossovsky 1 October 2015 13: 33 New
    +7
    The main thing to believe! lol
    1. anfil
      anfil 1 October 2015 15: 58 New
      +2
      We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about using the power component of a foreign state. I can’t say what it was, because if the foreign state left the objects we discovered with us, then it should not know what and where we found.


      As it immediately came to the mind of A.S. Pushkin:

      There on unknown paths
      Traces of unseen beasts;
      The hut is there on chicken legs
      It is without windows, without doors;
      There the forest and the dale of the visions are full;
      There will come waves about dawn
      On the shore is sandy and empty,
      And thirty fine heroes
      The dark out of the waters are clear,
      And with them their uncle is marine;

      <...>
      commander in chief of Sweden said
      There is a Russian spirit ... there it smells of Rus!
      And there I was, and I drank honey;
      I saw a green oak by the sea;
      There was a scientist under it, and a cat
      He told me his tales.
      One I remember: this fairy tale
      Now I tell the light ...,
      The following is the text of the statement.
  17. maximus235
    maximus235 1 October 2015 13: 33 New
    +8
    I can even imagine what they will show to the world as evidence: a Stolichnaya vodka bottle - 3 pcs., Canned meat cans with a star on the lid - 5 pcs., Broken balalaika - 1 pcs., Poorly readable ID of the GRU Colonel RF - 1 pc. Well, and something else on the little things. Like a collar for a bear, sunglasses of the factory "dawn" and all sorts of nonsense laughing
    Apparently the commissar for health fool
    1. Beaver
      Beaver 1 October 2015 13: 57 New
      +1
      Quote: maximus235
      I can even imagine what they will show the world as evidence

      A test tube with sand on which traces were found ... blah blah blah ...
    2. Rokossovsky
      Rokossovsky 1 October 2015 13: 59 New
      0
      Johansson, old prideha! It's time to retire! To write a book ... Something like "On guard of the Motherland. The history of my huns."
      Stolichnaya vodka bottle - 3 pcs., stew jars with a star on the lid - 5 pcs., broken balalaika - 1 pcs., poorly readable ID of the GRU Colonel of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation - 1 pc. Well, and something else on the little things. Like a collar for a bear, sunglasses of the factory "dawn" and all sorts of nonsense

  18. Aslan
    Aslan 1 October 2015 13: 33 New
    +2
    Maybe someone grabbed the stomach ... With whom it doesn’t happen, but they inflated an international scandal, you see the traces you found on the shore !!
  19. HAM
    HAM 1 October 2015 13: 34 New
    +1
    We found the Ukrainian newspaper in which the fat was wrapped, the Zaporizhzhia submarine, however ..
    1. Good me
      Good me 1 October 2015 13: 57 New
      0
      Quote: HAM
      We found the Ukrainian newspaper in which the fat was wrapped, the Zaporizhzhia submarine, however ..


      Quiet ! T-ss! Not a word to anyone about the Zaporozhye diesel-electric submarine ...

      She stayed with us in the Crimea. Need to consider ...
  20. Masya masya
    Masya masya 1 October 2015 13: 35 New
    +3
    "what and where did we find" a glass of vodka, a herring tail?
  21. press officer
    press officer 1 October 2015 13: 35 New
    +11
    Quote: Abbra
    Dude! Retired gray ass by the fireplace! I recommend writing a book called "Glitches on water, under water and on land. Sweden raves." I think it will be released in a million.


    and put the picture in the header! laughing
  22. Denis DV
    Denis DV 1 October 2015 13: 36 New
    +4
    Eper ballet, where they have an action officer appointed to the post - “look at all the Dom-2 series and become a Swedish admiral”?
  23. iliitchitch
    iliitchitch 1 October 2015 13: 36 New
    +4
    Quote: iConst
    Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.


    Carlson's place in the attic. And do not lean out, otherwise we recall. Poltava. But they are breathing something very agile - the submarines are "unidentified" already in Stockholm.
  24. Yugra
    Yugra 1 October 2015 13: 36 New
    +3
    It was he who had seen enough of the Norwegian series, how we capture them. Old senile, fantasy immediately began to play ...
  25. DobryAAH
    DobryAAH 1 October 2015 13: 36 New
    +2
    The outgoing commander in chief of the Swedish Armed Forces stated that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were found"


    45th trampled.
  26. Tatarus
    Tatarus 1 October 2015 13: 37 New
    +2
    "traces of the presence of foreign military on the coast were discovered"

    What exactly is this? A bunch of poop or a wrapper from Alyonushka. More specifically, the starter.
    1. iliitchitch
      iliitchitch 1 October 2015 14: 03 New
      +1
      A pack of "Belomor" with a map of Sweden, and poop inside (well, without them in any way). Do not put the candy there.
  27. linadherent
    linadherent 1 October 2015 13: 37 New
    +3
    No, it's definitely not us, that’s really full of Russian vodka in the Swedes and Finns. Moreover, they are simply saturated with it. What other Russian presence do you need? lol
  28. kil 31
    kil 31 1 October 2015 13: 38 New
    +2
    Our diaspora rested. Grilled kebabs, drank vodka, caught fish.
    1. Denis DV
      Denis DV 1 October 2015 13: 54 New
      +1
      Clearly, a second holiday could result in an ambush of the Swedish guard bully
  29. katalonec2014
    katalonec2014 1 October 2015 13: 39 New
    +2
    He kept silence about the thing, probably waiting for the agents to transport the packages from the dry packs from Russia, but for now there is nothing to show. They lived quietly, and now they wanted to join NATO, well then call me if missiles aim at you.
  30. Vladimir 1964
    Vladimir 1964 1 October 2015 13: 42 New
    +4
    According to Joransson, the rumors that a foreign submarine appeared in the territorial waters of Sweden were not exaggerated at all. Moreover, the commander in chief of the royal armed forces announced that he has "evidence of the landing of foreign military on the shore."


    So there were traces of submarines, there were traces on land ... Now, according to the logic of things, it’s time for the Swedes to find any traces in the air.

    Like at least a laugh. laughing fool
    1. brasist
      brasist 1 October 2015 13: 55 New
      +2
      here Klitschko went down a notch and weeps nervously ...
    2. Amurets
      Amurets 1 October 2015 14: 07 New
      +3
      For the first time in the entire service, Dmitry Donskoy blew fan tanks off the coast of Sweden. The Swedes took this as a gas attack.
  31. Retvizan 8
    Retvizan 8 1 October 2015 13: 42 New
    +4
    Oh, God the Russians have already landed in Sweden !!!
    Irrefutable evidence was found on the shore: matryoshka, empty vodka bottle and balalaika !!!
    1. iConst
      iConst 1 October 2015 13: 48 New
      +4
      Quote: Retvizan 8
      matryoshka, empty vodka bottle and balalaika !!!
      - To unambiguously identify and state, now they are looking for a Cossack saber and hat ... smile
    2. Barakuda
      Barakuda 1 October 2015 13: 51 New
      +3
      And the bear is drunk, what? Got lost smile Or with the Buryats from Ukraine in the taiga. Mark DAY TROOPS.?
  32. aszzz888
    aszzz888 1 October 2015 13: 43 New
    +4
    You look at this face - "moron bl.d!"
  33. V.ic
    V.ic 1 October 2015 13: 48 New
    +2
    Also we talk about facts on the water.

    .written by pitchfork?
  34. hunt
    hunt 1 October 2015 13: 49 New
    +4
    Quote: Lord of the Sith
    Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully

    Yes, this Kuzmich again made a cordon mistake.
  35. Stinger
    Stinger 1 October 2015 13: 51 New
    +2
    Once again I was convinced that the general is a colonel who has survived from the mind.
  36. Taygerus
    Taygerus 1 October 2015 13: 53 New
    +1
    He found circles on the water, correctly retired - they don’t give a pension in vain, but what else he sees
  37. Burmistr
    Burmistr 1 October 2015 13: 54 New
    0
    The outgoing commander in chief of the Swedish Armed Forces stated that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were found"


    laughing

    Then, he might say that the "foreign military" raped him in the ass.
    Information garbage, ept.
  38. 79807420129
    79807420129 1 October 2015 13: 59 New
    +9
    Well, the guys agreed after all, the bulls should be taken away with them. Damn well, what kind of observant Swedes are ..
    1. Das Boot
      Das Boot 1 October 2015 14: 30 New
      +3
      Quote: 79807420129
      Well, the guys agreed after all, the bulls should be taken away with them. Damn well, what kind of observant Swedes are ..

      yes, a goby on the shore - it will fly ...
  39. kizhe
    kizhe 1 October 2015 14: 02 New
    +1
    What traces are there? There is already a whole path, and maybe a path .... in the brain of a retiree.
  40. Das Boot
    Das Boot 1 October 2015 14: 02 New
    +4
    Retiring The Commander-in-Chief of the Swedish Armed Forces stated that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast have been discovered

    The Commander-in-Chief of the Swedish Armed Forces has retired ... But even here the GRU special forces get his jokes ...
    1. Jan Ivanov
      Jan Ivanov 1 October 2015 14: 11 New
      +1
      If you shit at the door first and then call, this is the installation.
      And if you first called and then did not give a shit, this is a performance.
  41. Million
    Million 1 October 2015 14: 07 New
    0
    Judging by his physiognomy, he could dream of anything!
  42. Tanker55
    Tanker55 1 October 2015 14: 07 New
    +3
    Complete nonsense, especially:
    We are also talking about facts on the water.
    . On WATER along the coast there was an inscription VILA: Tagil steers. wassat
  43. x.andvlad
    x.andvlad 1 October 2015 14: 09 New
    +4
    Probably, it’s really scary to live with the ministers of defense - women and commanders-in-chief. Gossip, fables, bedtime stories ... - stresses. They scared people at all.
  44. iliitchitch
    iliitchitch 1 October 2015 14: 24 New
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    Quote: linadherent
    No, it's definitely not us, that’s really full of Russian vodka in the Swedes and Finns. Moreover, they are simply saturated with it. What other Russian presence do you need? lol


    If vodka was made of stone, they would have gnawed at it, inexpensively because.
  45. mamont5
    mamont5 1 October 2015 14: 29 New
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    Quote: iConst
    Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.

    And making pocket money.
  46. KRIG55
    KRIG55 1 October 2015 14: 58 New
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    And this is what is missing?
  47. 33 Watcher
    33 Watcher 1 October 2015 15: 00 New
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    Traces of your stay? Do not say what they found? I know! Boo. a shny disposable grill from the supermarket, several empty vodka bottles, and two drunk local women laughing
  48. Arkan
    Arkan 1 October 2015 15: 05 New
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    Grandfather, the photo in the article, is harmful to eat mushrooms, after them, the dumplings, in Yoranson, can’t get through to the brain.
  49. Riv
    Riv 1 October 2015 15: 17 New
    +5
    How many times have the marines of the 336th Guards say: go for barbecue - clean up after yourself. So no, again they pissed me off. So what if local bottles were asked not to be thrown away? And why did they pack bundles of cigarettes? And most importantly: who again wrote on the roadside banner: "Goranson cattle and Russian spy"? They have a traffic jam there for three kilometers.
    Three outfits, each. Then swim and rewrite the inscription in Swedish.
    1. wandlitz
      wandlitz 1 October 2015 18: 38 New
      +1
      Guilty, I recall that I was swollen and dried footcloths on the branches. I drank and forgot ...
      Otherwise, where does the Russian spirit come from?
  50. alessio
    alessio 1 October 2015 15: 18 New
    0
    biological origin))) laughing