The retiring Commander-in-Chief of the Swedish Armed Forces said that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were discovered"

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Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter published an interview with the commander in chief of the Swedish armed forces, Sverker Joranson, who is leaving his post. Apparently, realizing that now he can say anything he wants, Joranson turned the interview into an information circus "Chapito". According to Joranson, the rumors that a foreign submarine appeared in the territorial waters of Sweden were not at all exaggerated. Moreover, the commander-in-chief of the royal armed forces announced that he had "evidence of foreign military landing on the shore." This statement plunged the Swedes into real shock.
Joranson's words replicated many media. The Local:

The retiring Commander-in-Chief of the Swedish Armed Forces said that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were discovered"


We got a few facts on the coast. These data were obtained from our units, as well as from the police. All data we compared and carefully analyzed. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I can not talk about what it was, because if a foreign state left us with the items we found, then it should not know what and where we found it.


This is a terrific logic of Mr. Joranson. It makes one doubt that professionals work in the Armed Forces of Sweden. After all, if the Swedes really discovered something (left by foreign military), then it’s stupid to hide exactly what, because the “foreign military” (if they landed on the coast) themselves know what it is.

Another question is: if submarines are strolling in Swedish waters, and foreign troops are landing on the shores, then why does the command of the Royal Armed Forces of the Armed Forces take up their posts? Or Joranson’s tirades about the “footprints of the foreign military” - another work of the Swedish oral “military” creativity - like the Scottish “civil” epic about the Loch Ness monster ... The Scottish tale is old, and the Swedish, it seems, is also finding its own history...

By the way, do the Swedes accidentally forget about the more frequent NATO exercises in the Baltic Sea, after which the "tracks" on various coasts remain? ..
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  1. +16
    1 October 2015 13: 24
    Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.
    1. +16
      1 October 2015 13: 26
      The Swedes should have been treated for a long time. And during World War II it was necessary to "treat" them for helping Germany under the guise of neutrality
      1. +3
        1 October 2015 13: 31
        This statement plunged the Swedes into a real shock.
        Soon they will see their shadow and make up with shouts: "The Russians have come!" fool
        1. +9
          1 October 2015 13: 39
          Have seen enough Russian films about the features of the national ...
          1. +5
            1 October 2015 14: 02
            Quote: Uncle VasyaSayapin
            Have seen enough Russian films about the features of the national ...


            But in fact, it’s the tribaltes dumped over the cardon, and the tracks were something like this
        2. avt
          +4
          1 October 2015 13: 43
          Quote: Baikonur
          Soon they will see their shadow and make up with shouts: "The Russians have come!"

          It is good that Aki Mak Namara did not jump out of the window during it in the USA, but only retired. laughing
      2. +5
        1 October 2015 13: 31
        The king told me to go there - I don’t know where, to bring that - I don’t know what. ...
      3. +10
        1 October 2015 13: 41
        Quote: Sterlya
        The Swedes had to be treated for a long time.

        A pack of "Belomor" was found on the Swedish coast. laughing
        1. +7
          1 October 2015 13: 49
          We got a few facts on the coast. These data were obtained from our units, as well as from the police. All data we compared and carefully analyzed. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I can not talk about what it was, because if a foreign state left us with the items we found, then it should not know what and where we found it.


          Quote: zanoza
          A pack of "Belomor" was found on the Swedish coast.

          Here are just fumbling, no need. This time, we got into a mess, "I can't do it" ...

          Diplomatically, somehow, you need to get out of this trouble.

          After all, "burned", in full ... How are we so ... With such evidence, they will bolt us to the wall alive ...
        2. +4
          1 October 2015 15: 07
          Quote: zanoza
          A pack of "Belomor" was found on the Swedish coast


          with navigator notes ?? !! belay
        3. +3
          1 October 2015 15: 56
          Quote: zanoza
          A pack of "Belomor" was found on the Swedish coast

          An empty bottle of the metropolitan, a crumpled pack of Java and a Russian-Swedish phrasebook.
      4. +4
        1 October 2015 14: 18
        The question is from what? Although my daughter, a psychiatrist-narcologist, looking at the photo, without reading the text, immediately said: "A drunken stupid person." And she has a lot of experience in dealing with such a contingent.
      5. +1
        1 October 2015 14: 56
        Quote: Sterlya
        And during the Second World War it was necessary to "treat" them

        Peter the First began to "treat" them during the "Hundred Years War". At the genetic level, apparently, Russophobia and fear of the Russians stuck in them. We slapped them on the hands, they can't fit, but now they are talking nonsense with their tongues.
        1. 0
          1 October 2015 18: 01
          laughing laughing laughing for sure. and only in language, in language
      6. 0
        1 October 2015 19: 30
        Quote: Sterlya
        The Swedes should have been treated for a long time. And during World War II it was necessary to "treat" them for helping Germany under the guise of neutrality


        Commander-in-Chief Swede suspects aliens?
    2. +13
      1 October 2015 13: 28
      Yes, the health commissar was commissioned, I immediately saw that I was sleeping at a psychiatrist! Well, nothing, they still have it! fool
      1. +3
        1 October 2015 13: 30
        The expected stink has gone.
        And here are the first stuffing and desin across Syria:

        Russian Air Force suffer first losses in Syria - opposition journalist
        The main thing for the day
        Russian journalist Oleg Kashin published in his blog information that 3 aircraft of Russian aviation were shot down in the sky over Syria. According to Kashin, the Syrians, using the SAM taken away from the troops of Bashar Assad, shot down 2 Su-34s and Tu-22s of the Russian army.

        The information was obtained from a personal friend of Kashin, who works in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation. The ministry itself did not give any official comments on this matter. The journalist suggested that the data on losses will be classified.
        1. +7
          1 October 2015 13: 40
          And why not all 16 TU-160? Why even post this nonsense?
        2. +1
          1 October 2015 14: 09
          Why not all? And where did the Tu-22 come from. Which side is it? In general, everyone died ...
          Yes, if there at least one locator turned on, he would fly first. A SAM - not a Kalashnikov assault rifle. In half an hour you can’t master. Therefore - complete nonsense. Most likely with a yellow-blue tint.
          1. +2
            1 October 2015 15: 25
            These zhurnalyugi, as if in a movie, instantly master the latest technology. I took the S-200 into my hands, since it’s outdated, and let’s shoot like in a simulator, but before that DESKs have to start and power launchers and a backlight station before that, they don’t have a mind enough.
        3. +1
          1 October 2015 14: 20
          Quote: subbtin.725
          shot down 2 Su-34 and Tu-2



          Ekarny Babai !!! Even Tu-22 !!! Yes, I learned from a personal friend working in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation !!!

          I think that the wedge is not only the Swedish military, but also entogo zhurnalyugi ...

          PS Damn, what a moron you need to be to consider readers of your opus even more debil ...
      2. +2
        1 October 2015 13: 46
        Yes, these are migrants from Afghanistan who came and brought him high-quality dope.
      3. 0
        1 October 2015 14: 15
        Quote: Major Yurik
        Yes, the health commissar was commissioned, I immediately saw that I was sleeping at a psychiatrist! Well, nothing, they still have it! fool

        they have a lot of "cadres" there, it seems like the whole of Sweden, e mine, as if we don't have enough problems besides the Swedes
    3. +4
      1 October 2015 13: 29
      I think, judging by the photographs, grandfather has been in senility for five years already ...! laughing
      1. +3
        1 October 2015 13: 52
        No thirty years in a binge.
      2. 0
        1 October 2015 18: 05
        Quote: Finches
        I think, judging by the photographs, grandfather has been in senility for five years already ...! laughing

        and such a look. thinks all the fools. and he will receive money from the State Department. it's only the beginning.
        that is, there will be a lot of dirt, a lot. but I'm ready for this laughing And you?
    4. +7
      1 October 2015 13: 32
      Footprints on the shore and voices in my head say, here was Vasya.
      1. +4
        1 October 2015 13: 44
        A purely typical face of the educated halfwit of Europe, blurted out on a golden parachute from mattresses, or something they have on it.
      2. The comment was deleted.
      3. +18
        1 October 2015 13: 46
        Quote: Vovochka15
        Footprints on the shore and voices in my head say, here was Vasya.

        There is photo evidence. Vasya was dressed in slippers.
        1. +6
          1 October 2015 13: 49
          Yes it is Barracuda. This is his 46th wassat
    5. +4
      1 October 2015 13: 40
      Quote: iConst
      Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.

      So the NATO traces were there))) Notice, he did not say the Russian military. Looks already afraid to openly bear slander towards Russia.
      1. +6
        1 October 2015 13: 50
        Yes, this SUCK Ness Monster decided to visit relatives in Sweden. Here, by chance, and inherited on the beach.
    6. +1
      1 October 2015 13: 55
      We are not ready yet ...

      I can not talk about ...

      Why then print the "mitten"?
    7. +3
      1 October 2015 14: 10
      on one of the beaches traces of bast shoes and a bear were found in the sand, and empty bottles of Russian vodka in the bushes.
    8. +1
      1 October 2015 14: 21
      Probably on the shores of Sweden landed NGOs - unidentified underwater objects.
    9. +3
      1 October 2015 17: 02
      "I can't talk about what it was." We found something, but we don't know what it is and we don't know who it belongs to either. But the Russians are to blame for everything.
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  2. +8
    1 October 2015 13: 24
    Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully
    1. +11
      1 October 2015 13: 31
      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully

      They left traces of the type: cans of "gobies in a tomato", paper "24 meters", strings from a balalaika and scraps of cigarettes torn from the newspaper "Pravda". and "top secret" within a radius of 5 km, absolutely drunk flora and fauna breathing in fumes from the "green mark and putinka", drunken Swiss girls discovered at the scene did not notice anything suspicious.
      Damn)) how easy it is to write nonsense))))
      1. +4
        1 October 2015 13: 38
        Ha. Only the girls are Swedish. Or ours brought with us?
        1. +2
          1 October 2015 14: 01
          Quote: Tatarus
          Ha. Only the girls are Swedish. Or ours brought with us?


          Swedish Dagens Nyheter newspaper published an interview with the commander of the armed forces Sweden

          I'm a little confused here, one figs are identical on the face laughing
          1. +1
            1 October 2015 14: 27
            Quote: Scoun
            I'm a little confused here, one figs are identical on the face



            Somehow, in the 90s, I stumbled across a Moscow metro about a mastodon ... My foot - over eight, breasts - dimensionless, butt - four places ... Muzzle - stupid ... It turned out - a young Swedish girl ...
      2. +2
        1 October 2015 14: 23
        Quote: Scoun
        drunk swiss girls


        "Damn)) how easy it is to write nonsense))))"

        Yep ...

        So Switzerland will declare war on assistance to Russian saboteurs ...
      3. +1
        1 October 2015 14: 30
        "And also drunken local residents and vacationers were found and everyone had bottles of Russian vodka with them" - after this message, communication with the search reconnaissance group was lost, 4 days after this mysterious incident, the missing group was found in a coastal sober.
    2. +3
      1 October 2015 13: 35
      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully

      Yes, it’s unlikely - the features of national fishing - they drank on a boat, went ashore for booze, ran wink
    3. +11
      1 October 2015 13: 37
      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully


      and we didn’t fornication at all .. celebrated the Navy’s day ... we went to barbecue
      1. +1
        1 October 2015 14: 35
        laughing as always. out of habit laughing laughing
  3. +5
    1 October 2015 13: 25
    Come on, see you!
  4. +5
    1 October 2015 13: 25
    Martians Chi Venusians?
    1. +4
      1 October 2015 14: 29
      Quote: andrei332809
      Martians Chi Venusians?



      Depends on the type of damage and disease suffered by the coastal population ...
  5. +6
    1 October 2015 13: 25
    The retiring commander-in-chief of the Swedish Armed Forces said that "traces of the presence of foreign military personnel on the coast were found."
    If it is about the foreign military of the United States, then yes, they have been hosting in Pedropa for a long time ...
  6. +9
    1 October 2015 13: 26
    Tales of Russians really began to resemble stories of aliens. Thousands of evidence, cases of abduction and close contacts, effects on the brain, etc. etc., and - not a single evidence.
    1. +2
      1 October 2015 13: 57
      As no evidence, but in the PHOTO.
  7. +8
    1 October 2015 13: 26
    Dude! Gray Ass By The Fireplace Retired! I recommend writing a book called Glitches on Water, Underwater and On Land. Sweden is Delirious. I think it will be released with a circulation of a million.
  8. +5
    1 October 2015 13: 27
    Here is the case when insanity overtook a pension.
  9. +7
    1 October 2015 13: 27
    We got a few facts on the coast. These data were obtained from our units, as well as from the police. All data we compared and carefully analyzed. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I can not talk about what it was, because if a foreign state left us with the items we found, then it should not know what and where we found it.
    Did he himself realize that he was babbling? request
    1. 0
      1 October 2015 21: 16
      Apostle Andrew was fishing from the pier
      and the Savior walked on water
      and Andrey got minnows out of the water
      and the Savior of the lost people
      and Andrei cried out: I will leave the pier
      if you tell me a secret!
      and the Savior answered: calmly, Andrew!
      no secret here © Nau

      The Swede just doesn’t know the classics feel request lol
  10. +13
    1 October 2015 13: 28
    yeah ... that's how it was
  11. +12
    1 October 2015 13: 28
    Everyone is looking, looking ... fool
    1. +4
      1 October 2015 13: 30
      I also immediately thought about these devils good
      1. +1
        1 October 2015 18: 42
        Quote: anderles66
        I also immediately thought about these devils

        Oh well, how can I? The evidence was real!
  12. +3
    1 October 2015 13: 29
    Mr. Joranson’s stunning logic raises doubts that professionals work in the Swedish Armed Forces

    I agree with the author of the article. The Swedish military come from kindergarten and their favorite cartoon "Bubka Bob" or vice versa, I can't say for sure ........
  13. +5
    1 October 2015 13: 29
    This amazing logic of Mr. Joranson makes one doubt that professionals work in the Swedish Armed Forces.


    In a country where fagots and homosexuals with lesbians rule the ball .... there can’t be professionals by definition.
  14. +4
    1 October 2015 13: 32
    I read books about the German invasion of Denmark and Norway in 1940, and that’s it! recourse
    Just Sverker Yoranson, a very impressionable person, even visible in his eyes. Yes
  15. +5
    1 October 2015 13: 32
    It is necessary to clarify - have not several boxes of vodka been found on the coast? If so, we won’t even resist and provide a video. It turns out Kuzmich friends quite far, the Swedish cordon made wassat
  16. +7
    1 October 2015 13: 33
    The main thing to believe! lol
    1. +2
      1 October 2015 15: 58
      We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about using the power component of a foreign state. I can’t say what it was, because if the foreign state left the objects we discovered with us, then it should not know what and where we found.


      As it immediately came to the mind of A.S. Pushkin:

      There on unknown paths
      Traces of unseen beasts;
      The hut is there on chicken legs
      It is without windows, without doors;
      There the forest and the dale of the visions are full;
      There will come waves about dawn
      On the shore is sandy and empty,
      And thirty fine heroes
      The dark out of the waters are clear,
      And with them their uncle is marine;

      <...>
      commander in chief of Sweden said
      There is a Russian spirit ... there it smells of Rus!
      And there I was, and I drank honey;
      I saw a green oak by the sea;
      There was a scientist under it, and a cat
      He told me his tales.
      One I remember: this fairy tale
      Now I tell the light ...,
      The following is the text of the statement.
  17. +8
    1 October 2015 13: 33
    I can even imagine what they will show the world as evidence: a bottle of Stolichnaya vodka - 3 pcs., Cans of stew with a star on the lid - 5 pieces, a broken balalaika - 1 pc., Badly readable ID of the GRU colonel of the General Staff of the Armed Forces RF - 1 pc. well, and something else on the little things. Like a collar for a bear, sunglasses from the Zarya factory and all sorts of nonsense laughing
    Apparently the commissar for health fool
    1. +1
      1 October 2015 13: 57
      Quote: maximus235
      I can even imagine what they will show the world as evidence

      A test tube with sand on which traces were found ... blah blah blah ...
    2. 0
      1 October 2015 13: 59
      Johansson, old priydoch! It's time to retire! To write a book ... Something like "On guard of the Motherland. The history of my golyunov".
      a bottle of Stolichnaya vodka - 3 pcs., cans from under the stew with a star on the lid - 5 pieces, a broken balalaika - 1 pc., badly readable ID of the GRU colonel of the General Staff of the RF Armed Forces - 1 pc. well, and something else on the little things. Like a collar for a bear, sunglasses from the Zarya factory and all sorts of nonsense

  18. +2
    1 October 2015 13: 33
    Maybe someone grabbed the stomach ... With whom it doesn’t happen, but they inflated an international scandal, you see the traces you found on the shore !!
  19. HAM
    +1
    1 October 2015 13: 34
    They found a Ukrainian newspaper, in which fat was wrapped, the submarine Zaporizhzhia, however ..
    1. 0
      1 October 2015 13: 57
      Quote: HAM
      They found a Ukrainian newspaper, in which fat was wrapped, the submarine Zaporizhzhia, however ..


      Quiet ! Shh! Not a word to anyone about the Zaporozhye diesel-electric submarine ...

      She stayed with us in the Crimea. Need to consider ...
  20. +3
    1 October 2015 13: 35
    "what and where did we find" a glass of vodka, a herring tail?
  21. +11
    1 October 2015 13: 35
    Quote: Abbra
    Dude! Gray Ass By The Fireplace Retired! I recommend writing a book called Glitches on Water, Underwater and On Land. Sweden is Delirious. I think it will be released with a circulation of a million.


    and put the picture in the header! laughing
  22. +4
    1 October 2015 13: 36
    Joperny ballet, there they have an officer appointed to the post according to the action - "watch all the episodes of" Dom-2 "and become a Swedish admiral"?
  23. +4
    1 October 2015 13: 36
    Quote: iConst
    Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.


    Carlson's place in the attic. And do not stick out, otherwise we will remind. Poltava. But they are puffing up something very strong - the submarines "unidentified" are already in Stockholm.
  24. +3
    1 October 2015 13: 36
    It was he who had seen enough of the Norwegian series, how we capture them. Old senile, fantasy immediately began to play ...
  25. +2
    1 October 2015 13: 36
    The retiring Commander-in-Chief of the Swedish Armed Forces said that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were discovered"


    45th trampled.
  26. +2
    1 October 2015 13: 37
    "traces of foreign military presence on the coast were found"

    What exactly is this? A bunch of poop or a wrapper from Alyonushka. More specifically, the starter.
    1. +1
      1 October 2015 14: 03
      A pack from "Belomor" with a map of Sweden, and poop inside (well, you can't do without them). Don't put the candy there.
  27. +3
    1 October 2015 13: 37
    No, it's definitely not us, that’s really full of Russian vodka in the Swedes and Finns. Moreover, they are simply saturated with it. What other Russian presence do you need? lol
  28. +2
    1 October 2015 13: 38
    Our diaspora rested. Grilled kebabs, drank vodka, caught fish.
    1. +1
      1 October 2015 13: 54
      Clearly, a second holiday could result in an ambush of the Swedish guard bully
  29. +2
    1 October 2015 13: 39
    He kept silence about the thing, probably waiting for the agents to transport the packages from the dry packs from Russia, but for now there is nothing to show. They lived quietly, and now they wanted to join NATO, well then call me if missiles aim at you.
  30. +4
    1 October 2015 13: 42
    According to Joransson, the rumors that a foreign submarine appeared in the territorial waters of Sweden were not exaggerated at all. Moreover, the commander in chief of the royal armed forces announced that he has "evidence of the landing of foreign military on the shore."


    So there were traces of submarines, there were traces on land ... Now, according to the logic of things, it’s time for the Swedes to find any traces in the air.

    Like at least a laugh. laughing fool
    1. +2
      1 October 2015 13: 55
      here Klitschko went down a notch and weeps nervously ...
    2. +3
      1 October 2015 14: 07
      For the first time in the entire service, Dmitry Donskoy blew fan tanks off the coast of Sweden. The Swedes took this as a gas attack.
  31. +4
    1 October 2015 13: 42
    Oh, God the Russians have already landed in Sweden !!!
    Irrefutable evidence was found on the shore: matryoshka, empty vodka bottle and balalaika !!!
    1. +4
      1 October 2015 13: 48
      Quote: Retvizan 8
      matryoshka, empty vodka bottle and balalaika !!!
      - To unambiguously identify and state, now they are looking for a Cossack saber and hat ... smile
    2. +3
      1 October 2015 13: 51
      And the bear is drunk, what? Got lost smile Or with the Buryats from Ukraine in the taiga. Mark DAY TROOPS.?
  32. +4
    1 October 2015 13: 43
    You look at this face - "Moron bl.d!"
  33. +2
    1 October 2015 13: 48
    Also we talk about facts on the water.

    ...written by pitchfork?
  34. +4
    1 October 2015 13: 49
    Quote: Lord of the Sith
    Well, okay, we spotted our DRG ... A little guys got lost bully

    Yes, this Kuzmich again made a cordon mistake.
  35. +2
    1 October 2015 13: 51
    Once again I was convinced that the general is a colonel who has survived from the mind.
  36. +1
    1 October 2015 13: 53
    He found circles on the water, correctly retired - they don’t give a pension in vain, but what else he sees
  37. 0
    1 October 2015 13: 54
    The retiring Commander-in-Chief of the Swedish Armed Forces said that "traces of the presence of foreign troops on the coast were discovered"


    laughing

    Then, maybe he will say that the "foreign military" fucked him in the ass.
    Information garbage, ept.
  38. +9
    1 October 2015 13: 59
    Well, the guys agreed after all, the bulls should be taken away with them. Damn well, what kind of observant Swedes are ..
    1. +3
      1 October 2015 14: 30
      Quote: 79807420129
      Well, the guys agreed after all, the bulls should be taken away with them. Damn well, what kind of observant Swedes are ..

      yes, a goby on the shore - it will fly ...
  39. +1
    1 October 2015 14: 02
    What traces are there? There is already a whole path, and maybe a path .... in the brain of a retiree.
  40. +4
    1 October 2015 14: 02
    Retiring The commander-in-chief of the Swedish Armed Forces said that "traces of the presence of foreign military personnel on the coast were found"

    The Commander-in-Chief of the Swedish Armed Forces has retired ... But even here the GRU special forces get his jokes ...
    1. +1
      1 October 2015 14: 11
      If you shit at the door first and then call, this is the installation.
      And if you first called and then did not give a shit, this is a performance.
  41. 0
    1 October 2015 14: 07
    Judging by his physiognomy, he could dream of anything!
  42. +3
    1 October 2015 14: 07
    Complete nonsense, especially:
    We are also talking about facts on the water.
    . On WATER along the coast there was an inscription VILA: Tagil steers. wassat
  43. +4
    1 October 2015 14: 09
    Probably, it’s really scary to live with the ministers of defense - women and commanders-in-chief. Gossip, fables, bedtime stories ... - stresses. They scared people at all.
  44. 0
    1 October 2015 14: 24
    Quote: linadherent
    No, it's definitely not us, that’s really full of Russian vodka in the Swedes and Finns. Moreover, they are simply saturated with it. What other Russian presence do you need? lol


    If vodka was made of stone, they would have gnawed at it, inexpensively because.
  45. 0
    1 October 2015 14: 29
    Quote: iConst
    Well, Sweden is clearly pushing into NATO.

    And getting money for "pocket money".
  46. 0
    1 October 2015 14: 58
    And this is what is missing?
  47. 0
    1 October 2015 15: 00
    Traces of your stay? Do not say what they found? I know! Boo. a shny disposable grill from the supermarket, several empty vodka bottles, and two drunk local women laughing
  48. 0
    1 October 2015 15: 05
    Grandfather, the photo in the article, is harmful to eat mushrooms, after them, the dumplings, in Yoranson, can’t get through to the brain.
  49. Riv
    +5
    1 October 2015 15: 17
    How many times was it said to the Marines of the 336th Guards: let's go to the barbecue - clean up after yourself. But no, they blamed again. So what if local bottles were asked not to be thrown away? And why did you scatter the packs of cigarettes? And most importantly: who again wrote on the roadside banner: "Joranson is a brute and a Russian spy"? They have a traffic jam there now for three kilometers.
    Three outfits, each. Then swim and rewrite the inscription in Swedish.
    1. +1
      1 October 2015 18: 38
      Guilty, I recall that I was swollen and dried footcloths on the branches. I drank and forgot ...
      Otherwise, where does the Russian spirit come from?
  50. 0
    1 October 2015 15: 18
    biological origin))) laughing
  51. +2
    1 October 2015 15: 19
    Yes, I wrote recently that Kuzmich came for vodka! No need to worry anymore!
  52. +1
    1 October 2015 15: 24
    I quote: We got a few facts on the coast. These data were obtained from our units, as well as from the police. All data we compared and carefully analyzed. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to connect them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I can not talk about what it was, because if a foreign state left us with the items we found, then it should not know what and where we found it. I re-read it several times and someone, either me or the Swedish representative, went crazy. It’s not clear, some kind of stream of consciousness = - like on the one hand, on the other hand, we’re not ready to connect, but it’s quite possible.
  53. 0
    1 October 2015 15: 24
    now he can say whatever he wants
    wassat
    I don’t even want to comment... It would be better if I didn’t take my tongue out of the warm place where it was - while my grandfather was working, that is, he was kind of serving.
  54. +1
    1 October 2015 15: 31
    Apparently they found a large warm pile of crap, and next to it were scraps of the Pravda newspaper from 1965? laughing
  55. +1
    1 October 2015 15: 36
    It's time, it's time for you to retire, and then quickly go to the doctor.
  56. +1
    1 October 2015 15: 42
    Quote: zanoza
    A pack of "Belomor" was found on the Swedish coast.


    They know that for us a pack of Belomor is a card. That’s why they were alarmed that our military were on the shore. Although this pack could have been thrown out of the plane when the navigator saw the Kremlin star and could fly without a map.
  57. +1
    1 October 2015 16: 22
    Moreover, the commander-in-chief of the royal armed forces announced that he had “evidence of foreign military landings”

    And irrefutable...
  58. +1
    1 October 2015 16: 38
    Swedes cannot shake the feeling of an outside presence on their territory laughing This is already some kind of mania-persecution. laughing Swedes, you seem to be completely lost fool
  59. 0
    1 October 2015 17: 52
    As the popular Russian proverb says, spring will show who is where.
    Although, as they have done more than once, they will shake a test tube with flour and then say that this herd of Alenya was running through.
  60. 0
    1 October 2015 19: 38
    (We received several facts on the coast. This data was received from our units, as well as from the police. We collated all the data and carefully analyzed it. We are also talking about facts on the water. We are not yet ready to link them with a foreign state, but it is quite possible that we are talking about the use of the force component of a foreign state. I cannot say what it was, since if a foreign state left the objects we found with us, then it should not know what and where we found.)

    And the hedgehog knows who is operating in Sweden. Ears grow from the Pentagon and NATO. And now, Göranson, you can shoot yourself with peace of mind or start growing cabbage on the rocks of the fjords. bully
  61. 0
    1 October 2015 20: 54
    Quote: Amurets
    For the first time in the entire service, Dmitry Donskoy blew fan tanks off the coast of Sweden. The Swedes took this as a gas attack.


    We're not animals.
  62. 0
    1 October 2015 20: 59
    Flipper prints with a red triangle factory label and an open can of pork stew from the Tikhvin meat processing plant.
  63. 0
    1 October 2015 22: 14
    Quote: Riv
    How many times was it said to the Marines of the 336th Guards: let's go to the barbecue - clean up after yourself. But no, they blamed again. So what if local bottles were asked not to be thrown away? And why did you scatter the packs of cigarettes? And most importantly: who again wrote on the roadside banner: "Joranson is a brute and a Russian spy"? They have a traffic jam there now for three kilometers.
    Three outfits, each. Then swim and rewrite the inscription in Swedish.


    For harvesting potatoes for all the kosyachniks, for a month. The Swedes are seriously hysterical, but we laugh.
  64. 0
    1 October 2015 23: 37
    In my opinion, even the great Ukrainians are not so strong-willed! wassat
  65. 0
    2 October 2015 13: 52
    Vasya Rogov also found traces of a sniper in the mountains!
  66. 0
    2 October 2015 14: 14
    There is an urgent need to build an Orthodox church in Sweden!!! As soon as it seemed like that, go straight to the church! Get baptized.
  67. 0
    5 October 2015 20: 32
    How many years have passed and the Swedish paranoids are still the same, I even feel sorry for them.
    Maybe give them a decommissioned submarine?

    "The other day a Swedish newspaper
    She gave an article from the series:
    How the Soviet army penetrated overseas,
    How the Russian Ivans got to Guiana,
    And the Russian Vasilys are waging war in Brazil"