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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Life has become more fun!

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Well, the night has stood out! Greetings to all readers, as if for the last time ... Because the dangers began to wait for cockroaches at every turn.


I needed to run down the street today. What for? About this below. There is nothing heroic about it. Run, run, and we will run. More precisely, before there was nothing heroic. And now...

Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Life has become more fun!


I don’t know why, but at night my legs, legs, legs ... and tires from bicycles just got scary. Kievans like healthier? Ours, however, say that it is a saving. Roll on their own cars was a little expensive. And taxis in general ... So they become all supporters of a healthy lifestyle. And how are we? We have lost the habit of so many soles on the streets.

And now about the reason that inspired me to heroism. Home, of course, is love for you, dear readers. A secondary - the draft law on prostitution. Remember, I guess I wrote about it somehow. And now I have a document too. Merry such

"The Law of Ukraine" On the regulation of prostitution and the activities of sex institutions ".

The project was submitted by the people's deputy of Ukraine Nemirovsky A.V. Why so formal? The country should know its heroes, and the world - clowns.

Well, so that you do not have any discrepancies, I will immediately quote the article 2. This is about terms.

"Intimate services - erotic, pornographic display, demonstration of the body by one person to another person on a paid basis;
prostitute - an individual entrepreneur who provides services of an intimate nature, commits sexual intercourse with another person on a fee basis;
prostitution is a type of entrepreneurial activity, the purpose of which is to provide services of an intimate nature, the performance by a person of actions or activities that make it available for the performance of sexual intercourse with another person on a fee basis;
sex institution - a legal entity where prostitutes provide services of an intimate nature, commit sexual acts with other persons on a paid basis. "

Now it is not necessary to explain to the wife why you were not the day ... Immediately bang - a check on the table. Worked with an entrepreneur. Nothing personal, just business. But then, in general, humor, and as Arkady Raikin used to say, I’m not afraid of that word, satire.

"Article 5. The activity of a prostitute.

The prostitute is obliged to:
undergo a preliminary and periodic medical examination in the manner prescribed by law;
take care of personal safety and health, as well as the safety and health of the person with whom sexual intercourse takes place.
The prostitute provides services of an intimate nature, performs sexual intercourse with another person on a fee basis by mutual desire.
A prostitute can provide services of an intimate nature, perform sexual intercourse with another person for a fee in a sex institution.
The prostitute is directly responsible for the violation of the requirements of the first part of this article. "

In short, in order not to be tired of quoting the whole project, I will write a summary on this part. When the cat has nothing to do, he ... writes such draft laws. And when there are many cats, they do it collectively.

Although in vain I have it. Lawmaking is a process for very advanced minds. Because I have not left the topic. How can you not see who with the feminine charms will be the most. It is clear that not prostitutes.

"The implementation of state policy in the field of prostitution and the activities of sex institutions is carried out by the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine directly and through the central executive body, ensuring the formation and implementation of state policy in the field of the protection of human and civil rights and freedoms."

That's who we have the most frequent users! Or users? Nevermind. The main thing, as I understand it, will be the creation of the Ministry of Affairs ... I don’t even know how to correctly name it. Let it be "for adults", as the shops used to be called.

So I will keep abreast of the topic. And then you never know ... I suddenly lose my job. Immediately become an entrepreneur. Yes, and join the union. Divorce, however, just have to. Do not appreciate missus.

And now I will take a walk on another topic, which the Russian media are silent about. And Kiev is buzzing. On the sanctions against only two Russian airlines. Just. Well, they were forbidden to fly, so what? Banned to fly in transit. Just think ...

In Russia, these airlines are like dirt. Won Yakut local airlines are not banned the same. Or there Vorkuta. Let fly. So no, the Muscovites are again "building mean-minded mstyu" free Ukrainians. The prime minister announced a mirror response. Why, I ask?

"It is necessary to declare that, unlike the two sanctions of Russian airlines mentioned in the list, UIA never violated the legislation of the Russian Federation. Moreover, UIA has been suffering for more than a year from the sanctions imposed by the Russian Federation, which prohibit the passage of Russian airspace with reference to technical reasons, which led to a significant increase in the length of a number of UIA routes and financial losses of about $ 6 million per year. "

This was stated by the representative of the Ukrainian company Evgenia Sackaya. Here! For what? Ukraine will suffer huge losses! And Ukrainians will not be able to fly to work in Russia! Such measures on the part of Russia, in the opinion of the airline, can provoke a reciprocal step on the part of Ukraine, up to a total ban on all Russian airlines to operate flights to Ukraine.

Of course, if you are banned from flying, then they will not fly. And this is called a complete ban. We do not have Yakut local airlines. So today Ukrainians are scratching their bald heads. And for us something for what?

But the most interesting is that this question is really asked sincerely. Really surprised by the meanness of the Russian authorities. And the desire to tear the poor Ukrainians away from relatives in Russia, from working there, from Russian culture.

In addition to this "revenge", the Russians came up with even more insidious. In Crimea. Even a few. I'll start with the most insidious. Imagine, dear readers, now Crimeans should become only citizens of Russia. Interesting so. And if, just in case, and the Ukrainian passport will be? In Crimea, I am Russian, and in Kiev, Ukrainian. I'm just smarter than everyone else, that's all. In Ukraine, half the cabinet has two or three passports each. Maybe collectors.

In short, the Crimean authorities began to withdraw passports from Ukrainian students. Those who came to study at universities. Just take and brazenly withdraw. And they came up with a motivation. Like, you are citizens of Ukraine, registered there, and did not refuse citizenship. So what? Or maybe these same students are "citizens of the world"? Temporarily citizens of Russia, then temporarily citizens of some other country. You never know where the work will find.

But the glory of "Hero", we have Tatars and pravoseki. They also answered with the mean Crimean Federal Migration Service. Just yesterday, how far they were ... Now even trains cannot go to Crimea! Our guys put there anti-hedgehogs! Right on rails and set. Imagine, the train is going, and there ... bam! Jerzy! However, judging by the pictures of these rails, something railway was rolling on them for the last time 10-15 years ago. But a fact!

Well, finally left our peremog. It peremogu to the fullest. This peremoga was long gone. Today, everyone writes about the speech of the Russian president at the UN. Wherever you go, just about it. And few of us are great. Because we, led by our president, wanted to spit on ...

The whole world is "zradniki". Of course, we did not expect this. Just think, the president of Russia. Here is our Poroshenko, or there, the owner ... of the White House. This is yes. Listen, open mouth. And we do not listen! We pointedly "piled" from the hall. True, then one elusive American journalist tried to find out what our president was doing in the hall. Like, for such VIPs there are special rooms. There is nothing to push among subordinates.

Yes, I did! Specially come to get out! Imagine how it would look if the Ukrainian president came out of a special room ... And so, who should, like me, be noticed, appreciated. Yes, and attitude to Ukraine, too, appreciated. There was an empty place, and left an empty place.

True, to my knowledge, there was a little more. Ours sat peacefully ate lard, with garlic and tsibule. Well, do not touch anyone. And these neighbors did not like the Ukrainian spirit. Garlic for them, you know, stinks. Well this is health! And health onions! In short, burst into tears. Go, they say, in the lobby devour. Well, ours went with the whole crowd. Who will leave the fat unattended?

This is how we live. Fun. Here so we struggle with the Russian dirty tricks and "revenges". But still we live. And I hope it will last as long as possible.

Morning fries out the window sunlight. So you have to go to sleep. And you, dear readers, have a calm and peaceful day! Let you pass someone's sole.

Your cockroach.
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  1. Barboskin
    Barboskin 2 October 2015 06: 22 New
    31
    Thanks to the author for the morning positive. As the saying goes - A joke is a serious thing, and if not serious then ridiculous. Grotesque in one word!
    1. vyinemeynen
      vyinemeynen 2 October 2015 12: 07 New
      +9
      it is curious where they will be trained in prostitutes not by chance in the Rada! laughing
      1. datur
        datur 2 October 2015 23: 25 New
        0
        Quote: vyinemeynen
        it is curious where they will be trained in prostitutes not by chance in the Rada! laughing

        --- so judging by the situation --- Everywhere !!!!! Moreover, on accelerated courses !!!! wink
    2. Kaluzhanin
      Kaluzhanin 2 October 2015 13: 46 New
      +5
      I would replace the words simple in their place .... tutka, se ... ks, intimate ... services to some others, so that my eyes would not hurt. Like in America, lobbying, and everyone has corruption. But it sounds different, and the attitude to this term is more positive, but in essence the actions are one and the same.
  2. svp67
    svp67 2 October 2015 06: 22 New
    18
    And the attitude towards Ukraine was also appreciated. There was an empty place and ... there was an empty place.
    Yes, it’s a pity, and why did you "jump"? ...
    Around Radskiy - hi hi hi
    Is Vyshyvanka back? I really look forward to his story ...
  3. Same lech
    Same lech 2 October 2015 06: 28 New
    +9
    Now you don’t have to explain to your wife why you weren’t in the afternoon ... Just a bang - a check on the table. Worked with an entrepreneur. Nothing personal, just business.


    It is interesting ...
    but I have a question right away ...
    and if this prostitute Lyashko or the like?

    And what about the services of buggers, gays, lesbians.
    And as the place of service is prescribed in the law ...
    suddenly the client was impatient right at the meeting of the KYIV RADA ...

    smile Like there at Klitschko ... about the deputies lying on the table ...

    Generally crazy house or house of tolerance as you want.
    1. svp67
      svp67 2 October 2015 06: 47 New
      +9
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      and if this prostitute Lyashko or the like?

      And sho? It is said: "Nothing personal, just business ..."
      1. captain
        captain 2 October 2015 08: 50 New
        +5
        Everything for the treasury, everything for the people, good fellows Svidomo, not like in Russia, all my life on the oil needle. In Ukraine, there is a sincere concern for small business. I just didn’t understand, but that pederasts will be exempted from taxes? Not words about them. Apparently the "agents" of the Kremlin did not allow the young Ukrainian democracy to develop fully. Or maybe corruption in the person of Lyashko. Where is the prosecutor's office looking?
        1. Angry orc
          Angry orc 3 October 2015 22: 29 New
          0
          And I personally for legalization, I rephrase a little - if you can’t eradicate, legalize!
    2. inkass_98
      inkass_98 2 October 2015 08: 02 New
      +6
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      And what about the services of buggers, gays, lesbians.

      Everything was not invented by us, jokes on this topic circulated back in Soviet times. To destroy the shadow business, it must be legalized and obliged to work in the planned system. And the question will be practically resolved, as in that joke: "and Aunt Sonya, lie down and carry out the plan." laughing .
      And with minorities in the same way - everyone is on the flow, on FE, and tax imputed income, with the bar of income raised higher. And the supervision of the implementation of the plan is tougher. Did not fulfill the plan for buggers - increase the plan and tax lol . So win!
    3. veksha50
      veksha50 2 October 2015 11: 04 New
      +5
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      Generally crazy house or house of tolerance as you want.



      Crazy house in which all everything suffer ...

      Especially Article 5 in the law touched: "The prostitute is obliged... "...
  4. Alekseev-Orsk
    Alekseev-Orsk 2 October 2015 06: 28 New
    +7
    Cockroach, we are waiting for more articles, write, you are good at it))))
  5. Egoza
    Egoza 2 October 2015 06: 53 New
    11
    Just a week has passed since the beginning of the blockade of Crimea by the forces of the Right Sector and Mejelis, and the organizers of the “constipation” of the peninsula have already begun to hint to Poroshenko that it would be time to pay for services. And then they will eliminate the roadblocks and will again start to let trucks into the Crimea. And if the pravoseki still perform performances, placing portraits of the leader of the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists Stepan Bandera at the checkpoint Chongar, then the Tatars immediately ask for money. The headquarters of the campaign “Public blockade of Crimea” is already begging for help and requires volunteers.
    “.... We appeal to Ukrainian society, in particular to the volunteer movement, with an appeal to join the action“ Civil blockade of Crimea ”and to provide comprehensive assistance to its participants. For all proposals regarding your own participation in the Crimean Public Blockade campaign and the provision of financial assistance, please contact the campaign headquarters located at the Chongar checkpoint or by calling 096 34 777 77 (ask Mustafa Dzhemilev. If he is at the UN, then call Refat Chubarov).
    Below is a checking account for those patriots who wish to send their contributions through Privatbank - in the name of a certain Lyumanov Lenur Ismailovich. It is not specified who this person is, but it is proposed to immediately send more money. That would be enough for pravoseki, who, together with the Tatars, courageously protect the border from trucks with food and wagons of the oligarch Firtash with titanium ore.
    In general, Mejelis and PS work according to the scheme already debugged from the time of the ATO: donations from the "maydauns" - volunteers - "double bass". Nothing new. On Chongar, the right-wingers intimidate Bandera's truck drivers in a bright way, and a little further, in the bushes, cunning Tatar deputies remove the fat for crossing the border at night. Purely Mukachevo. Cash flows have already gone into the pockets of the leaders of the PS and Mejelis, however, the “blockers” still want to tear the main jackpot from Poroshenko - otherwise they threaten to stop “clearing the border”. At least a month Poroshenko will have to pay them. Firstly, the blockade of Crimea by a party member and a deputy from the BPP Dzhemilev will raise the frail pre-election ratings of the president’s party. Secondly, while the elections are going on, the guarantor of the nation is forced to keep the “Right Sector” away from the capital and the CEC, and this is not a cheap pleasure.
    1. Karasik
      Karasik 2 October 2015 07: 59 New
      +2
      But I wonder if Roshen sweets are also allowed for a bribe? Or is there no need to bring them from Ukraine, does the Lipetsk factory supply everything?
      1. Mikhail Krapivin
        Mikhail Krapivin 2 October 2015 10: 00 New
        +4
        This is a cunning plan of Poroshenko! He does this on purpose so that all Crimeans become extinct from diabetes and then Svidomo populate Crimea :)
        1. orphan 63
          orphan 63 2 October 2015 12: 11 New
          14

          For a long time it was necessary to come up with something with this confectionery business of the "chief of Shchenesdokhliya" in Russia! Where is Rospotrebnadzor and Sanitary and Epidemiological Station looking ?! angry
          1. Old shoe
            Old shoe 2 October 2015 18: 59 New
            0
            What for? The enterprise gives our Russian citizens a job and, accordingly, a salary, the state receives taxes. And the fact that the Ukrainian oligarch gets richer from him, and not ours, is neither better nor worse for me. Or do you think that Petya will start up this money for ATO? Something I STRONGLY doubt it. And to close the enterprise and throw our people out into the street for political overtures - our "brothers" are a lot for that. Why should we be like?
  6. Shiva83483
    Shiva83483 2 October 2015 07: 08 New
    +7
    So Ukrainians are scratching their bald heads today. And us for what?
    Yeah .... nothing has changed since the entry of these Raguli into the EMPIRE, when they were shitting their lactating hand, they continue to this day ... and who do you ask after that? wassat
  7. slizhov
    slizhov 2 October 2015 07: 37 New
    +1
    This winter will seem to be the last for the seasonless ...
    Who will find in such a situation in the whole world a desire to throw finances into the Black Hole ???
  8. parusnik
    parusnik 2 October 2015 07: 38 New
    +3
    Not fun, sad .. a large part of the population of Little Russia, went crazy .. and most importantly does not want to be treated .. There are normal, but their minority ..
  9. cuzmin.mihail2013
    cuzmin.mihail2013 2 October 2015 08: 10 New
    16
    A textbook for Ukrainian prostitutes has been released in the Czech Republic.
    In it, Ukrainian girls who come to work in the Czech Republic teach all the vicissitudes of the profession.
    Basically, how not to get sexually transmitted diseases, how to behave with a client, etc.
    More details: http://trinixy.ru/54639-uchebnik-dlya-ukrainskix-prostitutok-11-foto.html
    1. Mikhail Krapivin
      Mikhail Krapivin 2 October 2015 09: 57 New
      +7
      You can see right away that Ukraine is a cultural European power :) Respect, textbooks in the Ukrainian language are printed. What are the textbooks about? But is it really important, the fact itself is important!;)
  10. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 2 October 2015 08: 11 New
    +4
    There was an empty place, and there was an empty place.

    This author is well noticed.
  11. Starover
    Starover 2 October 2015 08: 45 New
    +1
    Thanks a lot to the author! He barely got out from under the table, for a long time he didn’t laugh like that.
  12. mamont5
    mamont5 2 October 2015 08: 49 New
    +4
    "Pro ... ka must:
    undergo a preliminary and periodic medical examination in the manner prescribed by law;
    to take care of personal safety and health, as well as the safety and health of the person with whom the sex act is performed.
    The request ... provides services of an intimate nature, performs a sexual ... act with another person on a paid basis, according to mutual desire.
    A request ... can provide services of an intimate nature, perform a sex act with another person on a paid basis in a s ... kc institution. "

    It is immediately clear what was compiled with knowledge of the matter. And, it is possible that knowledge was on both sides. wink
    (By the way, it’s rather strange that some words are allowed to be used in the article, but ... when quoting the same article, the words are not permissible. Although, as in this case, they are not obscene, but quite common. Strange? What kind of hypocrisy? )
  13. evil partisan
    evil partisan 2 October 2015 09: 26 New
    +6
    [02. 10. 2015 10:51] Kruglov Konstantin Valerevich:
    "The Ukrainian Cabinet of Ministers thinks that the GDP is Putin, so they are trying in every possible way to drive this indicator to zero."
    laughing good
  14. Stiletto
    Stiletto 2 October 2015 09: 47 New
    +2
    Reading about the law on prostitution, for some reason I imagined not corrupt women who were ordered to do this, but one very small, proud and almost European country ...
  15. Mikhail Krapivin
    Mikhail Krapivin 2 October 2015 09: 54 New
    +2
    I liked the lard with garlic and garlic :)
  16. walrus-a
    walrus-a 2 October 2015 09: 55 New
    +3
    He is a brothel brothel! According to written or unwritten laws - still a brothel !.
  17. 2s1122
    2s1122 2 October 2015 10: 20 New
    +3
    It will be interesting to see the awarding "entrepreneur of the year", the best pro .... ka, the drummer of labor, for the best sponsorship for the poor.
    1. Weyland
      Weyland 4 October 2015 00: 54 New
      0
      fool
      Quote: 2s1122
      best sponsorship for the poor


      You laugh in vain - in Turkey it is quite real. Google yourself about the honorary citizen of Istanbul, Madame Manukyan - I tried to answer in more detail, but awesome smart moders wassat stated that the site’s rules prohibit it! am angry
  18. dmi.pris
    dmi.pris 2 October 2015 10: 43 New
    +2
    In general, their prostitution was and is the best export commodity ...
  19. pensioneree
    pensioneree 2 October 2015 11: 12 New
    +1
    Thanks to the Author for the morning! How I read it - to work, like a holiday. (I used to read more and more the magazine "Crocodile", but now about 404)
  20. Alekseyklg
    Alekseyklg 2 October 2015 11: 23 New
    0
    Great idea this law. The country's GDP must be raised, again, there will be something to export!
  21. allian
    allian 2 October 2015 11: 58 New
    -3
    I read, cried and laughed. As in Ukraine, everything is bad and funny.
    And where is it good and not funny? To do this, let's turn to the data of the well-known and reputable Allianz company. She just released her 2014 annual report at the end of September. The company reflects "net per capita financial assets (in EUR)". All the assets of the country minus its liabilities. Those. displays the figure of how much of its own funds the country actually owns. In Euro. And then all this is divided by the population of this country. As a result, we get "how much," as the Americans say, every inhabitant of every country. Very handy for comparison. For convenience, their data for 2013 is also attached there. To see the dynamics. The main plate can be viewed at rbk.ru.
    1. sergey100174
      sergey100174 2 October 2015 18: 16 New
      +1
      The rating is super. Pleased with Ukraine -40%, we have -50%, awesome! Yes, the ruble exchange rate flew down, and "X, Yigrek, and what is there from higher mathematics" with him. Everything is bad at home, the Alliance said. We are half poorer! Wow, I went to the swamp to collect cranberries, otherwise the alnets have some kind of wrong cranberry, with GMOs.
    2. erseer
      erseer 2 October 2015 19: 23 New
      0
      Smishno.
      But the balm to the horses from the neighboring country - the Russians jumped.
      Advertising a couple of "famous and reputable companies" detected?
  22. lukke
    lukke 2 October 2015 12: 58 New
    +3
    But my question is: under the new law, will a Ukrainian prostitute (entrepreneur) be able to provide professional services to a citizen of Russia? Or will the deputies be glad to make some exceptions? After all, they "eat bread for a reason" there and are smart as to the selection, must take into account the current political situation and the specifics of both ancient professions!
    1. dudinets
      dudinets 2 October 2015 17: 17 New
      +2
      the fact of the matter is that now the Ukrainian president can officially impose sanctions: "Don't let the Russian." and then prove in court that it was free!
      1. Baloo
        Baloo 2 October 2015 23: 26 New
        0
        Yes, freedom of prostitution, peace, labor, May ...
  23. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 2 October 2015 13: 26 New
    +2
    thanks Tarakashechka !!!! a little Positive is good. we are always waiting for your articles with Joy !!!! Although it is sad sometimes, we smile!
  24. Balagan
    Balagan 2 October 2015 18: 42 New
    +1
    I agree with vyinemeynen. And where will the professionals be taught?
    Will education be higher or secondary special? Or they will come up with graduation and continuing education courses. What about taking exams or job interviews? And on the recommendation, you can enter the Kiev Sovereign University of sex services?
  25. mihasik
    mihasik 2 October 2015 19: 20 New
    +1
    prostitute - an individual entrepreneur who provides services of an intimate nature, performs sexual intercourse with another person on a paid basis

    Lyashko will be offended! The rights of sexual minorities have been violated! He is not a prostitute, he is a prostitute!)
  26. Baloo
    Baloo 2 October 2015 22: 51 New
    0
    The project was submitted by the people's deputy of Ukraine Nemirovsky A.V. Why so formal? The country should know its heroes, and the world - clowns.

    What a human being this Nemirovsky, what a giant of thought !!!
    Although ... Shakespeare believed that the whole world is a theater, but forgot to add that Ukraine is a circus.
  27. Weyland
    Weyland 4 October 2015 00: 50 New
    0
    Gentlemen, moderators, what’s up with you - an autist is sitting, a moral policeman - or is it just a robot? if the rules of the site do not allow quite adequate comments on an article on a specific topic, then why publish articles on such topics at all - or why keep a forum?