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Planetary supernation



In fact, Ukraine is a world superpower and determines the geopolitical agenda in the entire human (inhuman, by the way, also) civilization. Any meetings between the leaders of the USA, Great Britain, France, Germany, Japan, Honduras and Gabon begin with a global question: Chetamuhokhlov? In no other country in the world does the preparation for the next UN session evoke so many emotions, heated discussions with personalities and even drunken brawls, as in Ukraine. [/ center] Residents of many developed countries, accidentally outstripping Kiev in terms of living standards (the same Gabon), do not even know where this UN is located, and wonder why in the news show some Korean with a strange last name Pangemun? The European superpower is another matter.

It is Kiev that forms the UN agenda and is the pioneer of the necessary reform of this organization. The Foreign Minister of a superpower with a typical Aryan name Klimkin announced the coming changes in the United Nations. It turns out that the UN structure does not at all correspond to modern realities, since it does not take into account the emergence on the world stage of the leading force of modernity, which is rapidly and inevitably integrating into the EU, despite the timid protests of Muslim European majority. Take the same Security Council. Some insignificant political dwarfs in the face of the Russian Federation and China can impose a veto on everything. Did they have a revolution of dignity? What can they boast of at all, except for the “Great Wall of China”, which cannot be compared with the “Great European shaft of Arseny,” and two dogs in space? It was Ukraine who first launched the man to the moon. Just about this, few people know. And after the most modern army was created in Europe, everyone is forced to reckon with Kiev. Moreover, Ukraine is de facto a nuclear power, because one of the fifteen reactors can explode at any time, and in such a way that it will not seem to anyone much. The tests at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, conducted in the 1986 year, have clearly proven this.

Therefore, Kiev should be given the status of “received” by the UN Security Council with the aim of deterring Russia's aggression, which represents the main threat to civilization. What is "received" and how it differs from the "member", Klimkin did not specify. But the head of the foreign ministry clearly and unequivocally stated the need to do something with the Ukrainian member before Putin’s meeting with Obama, scheduled for September 28. Time does not wait. The fighters Motorola and Givi, in close cooperation with the regular units of the Russian special forces, invaded Syria. The world was on the verge of a third world war. The jackals howled, stopped the six-day hunger strike in the detention center of the Security Service of Ukraine Mosiychuk. And all it takes is to nip the imperial ambitions of Moscow, 1254 Javelina. Give us 1254 Javelina and you can forget about the Russian threat forever.

None of the countries in the world, except the USA, write the theses of speeches to Obama during negotiations with Putin. Only in Ukraine in all forums does the work tirelessly boil: America’s coordinated position on Crimea is being worked out, proposals are being developed to strengthen the sanctions against the Kremlin, and a clear and understandable analysis is given of modern strategies for the development of civilization. Everyone recommends that Obama be aggressive, especially not to stand on ceremony with the Kremlin dwarf, since Russia is on the verge of collapse and we need to think about what Ukraine will do with the nuclear potential of the Russian Federation. Any patriotic blogger is aware of exactly how to behave with Putin, which development scenario is optimal. Without exception, everyone knows that Putin has two scenarios left. Both end with its inglorious end.

Even professors of sociology, having distracted themselves from urgent matters at the dacha, consider it appropriate to use one careless offer to describe the prospects of the Kremlin. Type "Putin sends militants to Syria to clean up the Donbass and give it to Ukraine under the control of the local oligarchy, and Obama is aware of this and the essence of the world behind the scenes." In my entire life in journalism, I have not met so many “experts” thoroughly versed in the subtleties of the behavior of world leaders who know exactly how to solve the key points of world crises, when to start a military operation, when to stop. I involuntarily feel like a provincial who suddenly got into a meeting of a club of elected representatives of a superracial who dictated their rules to the rest of the world. Naturally, I am not given to understand all the nuances of the upcoming UN meeting. They are available only to moderators of patriotic forums, office plankton and representatives of the Javelin sect. But I understood: it was at the UN meeting with the participation of Klimkin that the fate of the rest of humanity would be decided. It simply cannot be otherwise, since the key to the new world order lies in the pocket of the pants of a modest person in a baggy suit with an extremely ambiguous expression on his face. Some consider Klimkin an idiot, but in reality we are the creator of civilization. There is only one superpower in the world that can match Ukraine. This is, of course, America, whose main mission is to protect the peace and security of Kiev as the apple of an eyeball. One involuntarily feels pride in a great nation that has conquered space and almost the entire parallel universe.
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  1. 3 Gorynych
    3 Gorynych 28 September 2015 05: 48
    +7
    The article is a bit of nothing ... But the photo is super !!!
    1. Alexkorzun
      Alexkorzun 28 September 2015 06: 06
      17 th
      Not an article, trash. Why place these libelous on the resource; we go down to the level of xloplitec.
      1. Rostovchanin
        Rostovchanin 28 September 2015 06: 16
        37
        Not an article, trash. Why place these libelous on the resource; we go down to the level of xloplitec.

        Comrades, do not forget about satire and humor, especially on Monday morning.
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          1. Ruslan67
            Ruslan67 28 September 2015 06: 25
            +2
            Quote: Alexkorzun
            Not an article, trash.

            Quote: Alexkorzun
            I do not think opus can be considered satire

            No No. In a nutshell, you on ... do not send request (V.Vishnevsky)
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        3. V.ic
          V.ic 28 September 2015 06: 40
          +3
          Quote: Rostovchanin
          Do not forget about satire and humor, especially on Monday morning.

          Most likely the article was written on Monday.
        4. Alexkorzun
          Alexkorzun 28 September 2015 07: 17
          -5
          Good admins deleted my answer to you, but I repeat by the point: such articles do not honor the resource, but only give yellowness.
          1. vladimirw
            vladimirw 28 September 2015 12: 42
            +7
            And I liked it, of course, it’s against the dill for dill, but you have to laugh at the great outskirts, because seriously commenting on the speeches of its politicians, this is not to respect yourself
        5. BMP-2
          BMP-2 28 September 2015 18: 46
          +2
          In the order of delirium: "I wonder what the Svidomye will fight for next, if Russia now switches to Ukrainian and changes its name to" Ukraine "? laughing wassat
        6. 34 region
          34 region 29 September 2015 00: 15
          0
          I support! Zubchenko is a comedian! laughing And judging by the name of the outskirts! wassat
      2. Smirnov Vadim
        Smirnov Vadim 28 September 2015 06: 50
        11
        It is necessary to read carefully, tovarisch:

        "Opinions" Rubric: Here are laid out completely different opinions, articles of site visitors, as well as articles from other sites for discussion. The site administration about this news may have an opinion different from the opinion of the authors of the materials.
        1. Ruslan67
          Ruslan67 28 September 2015 06: 54
          +5
          Quote: Smirnov Vadim
          The site administration regarding this news may have an opinion that is different from the opinion of the authors of the materials.

          Reminds sellers reminder:
          "Any phrase .... I do not fully reflect the range of our store" laughing
        2. Alexkorzun
          Alexkorzun 28 September 2015 07: 15
          +2
          and why then deleted my comment? it's my opinion
      3. inkass_98
        inkass_98 28 September 2015 07: 20
        +6
        Quote: 3
        The article is a bit of nothing.

        Quote: Alexkorzun
        Why place these libelous on the resource;

        You will be smiyatstsa, but this is an article by a ruin journalist. Zubchenko is published in "version.com", you can go and read. There is a good selection of journalists: Skachko, Smirnov, Akimova, Bobrov, Zubchenko. How they have not been covered up until now is unclear. But they write well, not always exactly, but nevertheless - I recommend it to everyone.
        1. Alexkorzun
          Alexkorzun 28 September 2015 07: 52
          -7
          If the Ukrainian journalist, then what, does this change everything? Ukraine will not cease to be our neighbor, relative. And falling into a rage of mutual insults does not do us honor. Time will pass, the Ukrainians will have to wake up from the frenzy in which they are now located almost throughout the country. And it will be necessary to move closer to each other again.
          1. nekot
            nekot 28 September 2015 08: 59
            +5
            So what? Inadequate is now not only not to be called inadequate, but also to joke on this subject?)))
    2. kodxnumx
      kodxnumx 28 September 2015 07: 03
      +4
      laughing laughing lol This is exactly what the swinks did! Glory to Ukraine, the cradle of celezation. laughing
    3. CONTROL
      CONTROL 28 September 2015 08: 52
      0
      Quote: 3
      ... But the photo is super !!!

      ... only some Swinks gnawed at? Who is it so sick? or tasty? ...
      1. Dembel77
        Dembel77 28 September 2015 09: 31
        +4
        The author is well done! Thank! Well, I ask his ardent opponents to recall the expression - in every joke there is a fraction of a joke.
  2. prosto_rgb
    prosto_rgb 28 September 2015 05: 48
    +2
    In fact, Ukraine is a world superpower and determines the geopolitical agenda in all human (non-human, however, too) civilization.

    Well, then. wink
    The ancients do not doze off. Rather, they are not themselves, but their fame does not fade for centuries. Only now there is no place to dig a new sea, so you have to get out. fellow
  3. Barakuda
    Barakuda 28 September 2015 05: 49
    10
    HA, HA! Well, do not humor like that in the morning, I still want to sleep. winkedAnd walk the bulldog. Although he has and fall from ear to ear, he smiles.
    1. leo3972
      leo3972 28 September 2015 05: 57
      +2
      The theory of moronism and cretinism is quite persistent for Gunpowder. laughing
    2. svp67
      svp67 28 September 2015 06: 00
      +6
      Quote: Barracuda
      HA, HA! Well, do not humor like that in the morning, I still want to sleep. And walk the bulldog. Although he has and fall from ear to ear, he smiles.

      Well, how can he not smile, he is also involved in the "supernation" and can he explain what is "received" by the UN Security Council? So how? And where is the other half?
    3. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee 28 September 2015 06: 05
      +7
      Humor is a very necessary thing in production and at home, and even in cynology lol
    4. meriem1
      meriem1 28 September 2015 06: 14
      +3
      Funny sarcasm, uplifting for the whole week))))) The photo is just valid !!!
  4. fest 1973
    fest 1973 28 September 2015 05: 54
    +2
    Bravo author! Laughed in the morning!
  5. andrei332809
    andrei332809 28 September 2015 05: 54
    0
    they are already in ruins all baby
  6. domokl
    domokl 28 September 2015 05: 57
    +8
    laughing Echidina ... Beautifully written. Monday morning right balm to ... go to work.
    Indeed, panic is now in Ukraine. It turns out that their independence is no longer needed by anyone. The show is over. Now in Syria the main thing. It's a shame.
    1. inkass_98
      inkass_98 28 September 2015 07: 22
      0
      Quote: domokl
      Monday morning straight balm on

      Friday's article, "Review", as always, slows down with fresh information. It’s some kind of trouble, you have to do something. Citizen Smirnov, fend off.
  7. slizhov
    slizhov 28 September 2015 05: 59
    +2
    Ukrainian politicians completely lost the line, stepping over which, in the direction of each, you can twist at the temple ...
    Apparently, this gang of "politicians" was selected for more than a decade into one team, in order to cover it with one hand of God ...
  8. Kos_kalinki9
    Kos_kalinki9 28 September 2015 06: 02
    +5
    Received by the UN Security Council. Cool. I remembered the joke, an old one.
    -Maxim, what are you doing?

    -I dig a tree, a mathematician asked me a homework-find the root!

    -No, you’re still lucky: She generally told Fedka to divide the term into a polynomial. The knife sits sharpening and crying.
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  10. Vladimir71
    Vladimir71 28 September 2015 06: 04
    +2
    Ukraine under the mustache))) Sala Ukraine heroes of Sala and Mr. in Jo-Pu. The country of legalized prostitution and high-ranking morons, with duped or maybe just bad people)))
  11. ImPerts
    ImPerts 28 September 2015 06: 04
    +3
    stopped the six-day hunger strike in the pre-trial detention center of the SBU Mosiychuk

    N. Savchenko held out longer, although Mr. Mosiychuk could hold her three times longer in his domestic stocks.
    And the diagnosis of obstructing a hunger strike killed me - a common osteochondrosis. He just needs to lose weight, the musculoskeletal system, and the spine in particular, does not cope well with such a mass)))
    And about protoukrov ...
    Let the Turkmens (any other post-Soviet republic) find out for starters who is better, smarter and older)))
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  13. dsi
    dsi 28 September 2015 06: 10
    0
    I won’t be surprised if Ukrainians print this opus as a recognition of their greatness.
  14. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 28 September 2015 06: 20
    +2
    The Kashchenko Clinic turns pale and the orderlies smoke nervously while looking at Ukropia. For the first time in the history of the planet, a country has appeared where almost the entire population needs straitjackets.
  15. B- 3ACADE
    B- 3ACADE 28 September 2015 06: 22
    -1
    Here’s the life of U Patra, and in the morning the president received him all day.
    He shook the "shovel" into drunkenness -All VO in the rollback of comments on three sheets
    I have no room left. It's time to tie up with unproductive articles.
    And to open a page like the HUMOR universe in a country of limited ...
    write it yourself. I taught Patro the courses of dental dentists opened.
    Let’s see in December how it is with the tax on the trick ... three watermelons ...
  16. samarin1969
    samarin1969 28 September 2015 07: 01
    +3
    Hollande yesterday explained the bombing in Syria as a response to a national security threat. Considering the new military doctrine of "Nezalezhnaya" and Poroshenko's speech, Russia already has the legal right to bomb airfields and training grounds in Kiev .... Israel would have done this long ago.
  17. Doctor Savage
    Doctor Savage 28 September 2015 07: 09
    -3
    Clowning makes you sick. From any of their kind.
    And from such literary excrement - too.
  18. Name
    Name 28 September 2015 07: 14
    +2
    Welcome all! Urine "got" on a chain from a half-wax from Fashington. An original duet.
  19. koksalek
    koksalek 28 September 2015 07: 16
    +2
    That’s what I’m thinking, why are the halo over dill? Chernobyl truth
  20. Reptiloid
    Reptiloid 28 September 2015 07: 34
    +2
    But what about writing about a madhouse, about stupidity? Mocking and making fun of it. So much time has passed and it seems that nothing new will be there, but all new nonsense is appearing. They are trying - dill politicians are working on their salaries
  21. Monster_Fat
    Monster_Fat 28 September 2015 07: 34
    +1
    It may seem strange, but the author is right (although he is ironic about this) - Ukraine, now, indeed, together with Syria, determine the fate of not only Russia but the entire civilization.
    1. Bashibuzuk
      Bashibuzuk 28 September 2015 17: 58
      +1
      Here’s keeping Fatovaty-Monster ...
      Jokes and jokes, but for this lack of sufficient and understatement, if someone does not understand, the "maximum favored nation" regime is included.
      Those. - nobody really bothers what is happening there, I need help, I don’t need ...
      This is a great indicator - from the word - manifesting features - a litmus test of the present world.
      Which indacrator perfectly shows who and how is breathing in relation to the USA ... the main MOLOHOY of the modern world.
      ... Support morons - you're right, you're on the mainstream.
      And it doesn’t even matter that the main stream goes deep into the mile, and sharp, obsidian edges await you.
      ...
      and those who are not in the mainstream - those - Russia and Russians. Maybe the Syrians even. With the Iranians.
      Obsidian blades await this fraternity everywhere. And everywhere.
      ......
      Regrettably.
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  23. Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 28 September 2015 08: 28
    +1
    It would seem that a handful of walruses with the help of Yankerstan litter the brains of the people ... But how folding and curly they succeeded!
    What is surprising is how enthusiastically the brothers Slavs eat the Jewish-American lie!
  24. surrozh
    surrozh 28 September 2015 08: 30
    +3
    The Ukrainian-Klimkinsky "received" must be turned into a member, and I will tell you what to do with it.
    Klimkin approached the Gabonese in the UN bathhouse, and that member was hanging to the knee. Well, Klimkin asks how his "got" to the knee to grow. Gabonese to him - and you hang a weight, and walk like that for a week. The Ukrainian hung up a pound weight, walked like that for a month, stretched out "received" even below the knee - and once - and not worth it. Klimkin to the Gabonese - say so and so, what to do now. And the Gabonese to him: I don’t know, I’m wiping my own woman, but brush your teeth. Bearded, of course, but as in the subject.
  25. mikh-korsakov
    mikh-korsakov 28 September 2015 09: 00
    +4
    It was interesting to read the comments in chronological order. The very morning comrades have not yet fallen asleep after yesterday or woke up early in a bad mood, so they took what was stated at face value with a rebuke to the editors, saying why such a publication. But later commentators understood that this article is a satire on Kh.Okhlov. All this would be funny when it were not so sad. It is true that Poroshenko and Co., having comfortably placed themselves in the palm of the curator, felt like Napoleons and began to carry all the nonsense. But their nonsense does not meet any physical rebuff in our country, like you have to answer for the bazaar, you can’t get ridiculous comments and remarks to Zakharova, these guys are like water off a duck. Meanwhile, under the strict guidance of our government, things in the economy are getting worse and worse, and they (the government) are not shy to say that they will be even worse, as if justifying Poroshenko’s nonsense.
    1. dmb
      dmb 28 September 2015 15: 21
      0
      Yes, apparently this is satire, but a very bad kind. "Comedy Club" no more. It can be safely placed on a par with the film-revelations of a transvestite, to whom Saakashvili day and night "blurted out state secrets" and other similar delights of our propagandists, which cause nothing but doubts about their mental health.
  26. Gardamir
    Gardamir 28 September 2015 09: 04
    -1
    After the first lines, an unpleasant sensation of disgust. Enough already. As we were humiliated in the 90s, such as Russian (Soviet) subhuman, so changing the minus to the plus now they are talking about the great ukrov. In a country of devastation, what are the faults of ordinary people who do not always understand what is happening around. And you are well-fed, snickering, sitting on the couch watering their mud.
    1. mikh-korsakov
      mikh-korsakov 28 September 2015 09: 20
      +2
      Are you sitting on a stool? Ordinary people of Ukraine are happy to throw mud at the Russians, they disdain brotherhood with Russia, and even to the Crimea. "We will never be brothers" appeared immediately after the putsch. Not brothers - so not brothers, so don't come to us.
      1. Barakuda
        Barakuda 28 September 2015 09: 44
        +1
        Not true ! Dumb zapadentsev not to be confused with the PEOPLE, they are silent, but for now. Stuffing in telly and the media, the fate of the wretched, will die out. Where are the explosions in Kharkov and Odessa from? PEOPLE are still there.
        1. mikh-korsakov
          mikh-korsakov 28 September 2015 09: 59
          +2
          BUT. Is it not your legally elected President Poroshenko, not a bum from a trash heap, and not a Westerner, but quite a confectionery genius, teaches Americans. how is it better for them to kill Russians and is going to give Russia a mouthful. So what then - advise us to do. Wipe off and ignore? Dudki. Well, yes, yes, "Hitlers come and go ...". We have already gone through this. But for him to leave, what happened ...
          1. Gardamir
            Gardamir 28 September 2015 15: 37
            0
            So then - advise us to do.
            All questions to the President of Russia.
        2. mikh-korsakov
          mikh-korsakov 28 September 2015 11: 43
          +2
          The explosions in Kharkov and Odessa, although the Nazi marches in the same cities, are "facts in the world of the galaxy." Yes, the people are silent, but we do not know what they think to themselves in our area. But we see sanctions, the blockade of Crimea, bans on flights, further down the list. So your leaders are trying to spread rot on Russia, even though the people are silent.
          1. Gardamir
            Gardamir 28 September 2015 15: 47
            0
            . But we see sanctions, the blockade of Crimea, flight bans, then on the list.
            This is all done by the Ukrainian government, and here you insult ordinary people.
            your leaders
            The second one already.
            I’m from Vyatka myself, but I don’t see Cho, you pray for the wheel. Does it matter how you got up to it here.
            I’m just a Russian person and I am worried about all the Russians and those who are in Ukraine too. But who are you, that you hate the whole world, and pray for the one whom you were shown on TV!
          2. forester
            forester 29 September 2015 03: 53
            0
            Quote: mikh-korsakov
            The explosions in Kharkov and Odessa, although the Nazi marches in the same cities, are "facts in the world of the galaxy." Yes, the people are silent, but we do not know what they think to themselves in our area. But we see sanctions, the blockade of Crimea, bans on flights, further down the list. So your leaders are trying to spread rot on Russia, even though the people are silent.

            Ukrainians riot rot Russia? don’t tell me - the introduction by the EU and the mattresses of sanctions against Russia not because of the Crimea and the Donbass but for the conduct of an independent foreign policy. But the Khokhlyat sanctions against us primarily hit the Ukrainians themselves. It’s not hot
      2. Gardamir
        Gardamir 28 September 2015 15: 35
        0
        Are you sitting on a stool?
        So you spying on me?
        "We will never be brothers
        Is that all the people chanted?
  27. Izotovp
    Izotovp 28 September 2015 11: 05
    +2
    Not in Ukraine, but in Ukraine. The modern misunderstanding as separate states of Ukraine and Belarus, I hope, will last no more than three historical cycles.
  28. 23424636
    23424636 28 September 2015 11: 14
    +1
    Alexander Zubchenko as well as Alexander Yablokov are pseudonyms of an extremely talented author whose articles make it possible to understand many processes in Kiev. His satire is inimitable and I think that Ilf, Petrov and Zoshchenko would be happy for his work.
  29. Oleko
    Oleko 28 September 2015 11: 41
    +1
    Laugh, right, not sinful
    Over what seems funny
    And this truth among the people,
    From century to century stubbornly walks.
    And laughter, he will find his goal,
    The funny thing in us is lurking,
    Even the one afraid of laughter
    Who is not afraid of anything.

    M. Nozhkin
  30. Oleko
    Oleko 28 September 2015 11: 42
    +1
    "Lurking" is written without a soft sign.
  31. akudr48
    akudr48 28 September 2015 12: 04
    0
    Kiev should be granted UN Security Council “Received” Status

    You should not even scatter received, in view of the fact that Ukraine has already come a long way from a real member to the body opposite to it. For 140 thousand years of UCRF, civilization can be reborn many times from male to middle and then female, and then back to full and full member.

    There is even a monument to this opposite to the male member organ somewhere in Europe, and one curious Japanese, in search of thrills, tried to get through it again, but was deafly stuck in concrete, so that the police had to caesar, it was in the plot on TV.

    Ukraine is stuck in a body that is not a member and has not even been received, firmly and permanently.
  32. Ignatius
    Ignatius 28 September 2015 13: 09
    0
    Quote: Oleko
    Laugh, right, not sinful
    Over what seems funny
    And this truth among the people,
    From century to century stubbornly walks.
    And laughter, he will find his goal,
    The funny thing in us is lurking,
    Even the one afraid of laughter
    Who is not afraid of anything.

    M. Nozhkin

    The ridiculous things in us are hidden - so right in Russian.
    1. Oleko
      Oleko 28 September 2015 20: 25
      +1
      Thank you, Ignatius, but I corrected myself. In the second comment
  33. Indifferent
    Indifferent 28 September 2015 13: 43
    +1
    I advise all people who do not understand this article will turn to the work of this author. Alexandra Zubchenko.
    For example, here you can see:
    http://politicon1.at.ua/forum/64-3853-1
    He writes very competently, very funny and always in the subject. Great clever!
    A better look here: https://vk.com/alexander.zubchenko
    Everything is the freshest here!
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  35. Reptiloid
    Reptiloid 29 September 2015 19: 37
    0
    Quote: Barracuda
    Not true ! Dumb zapadentsev not to be confused with the PEOPLE, they are silent, but for now. Stuffing in telly and the media, the fate of the wretched, will die out. Where are the explosions in Kharkov and Odessa from? PEOPLE are still there.

    When will this division finally end? I would like it to quickly become clear who is who. I would like it to be manifested more clearly from our side. For example, before Victory Day - a poster with a different date. I would kick in the face, yes. prevented me ". Oh, wrong" Or posters with Victory Day - the Germans "did not understand." A lot of things come out, it is clear that all sorts of pod. 3,14n.d.s. nor ..... still there.