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In Sweden, published the search results of the submarine, allegedly recorded last year in the territorial waters of the country

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In October last year, an “unidentified underwater object” invaded the waters of the Stockholm archipelago, and it was impossible to determine “the national identity of the underwater object,” said the spokesman for the Swedish military, Jesper Tenrut. Reports about it Look with reference to the portal Sverigesradio.


Search for intruder submarine, 2014

“The report of the Swedish Armed Forces, transmitted to the government of the country, states that there is little doubt that the intruder-submarine entered the Stockholm archipelago last October. Her nationality could not be established. The report’s conclusions were presented by the Swedish Foreign Policy Commission, ”writes the Swedish edition.

“We came to the conclusion that, without any reasonable doubt, there was a violation of the borders of the Swedish territorial waters,” said Tenrut.

However, he pointed out that in the course of conducting a thorough analysis of the reports received, one of them “the most reliable evidence of violation of the Swedish sea border is no longer considered as such”.

“Then we thought so, then, when you do a deep analysis, as we did, some observations are classified as more reliable, and some less reliable,” the spokesman explained.

What was this “super-important testimony, fully subsequently revoked”, Tenrut did not explain, citing secrecy.

From where the intruder arrived, also remained unknown.

“As we have already said, we could not determine nationality. We believe that there is no point in following this trail, ”he noted.

“It is worthwhile to pay attention to the fact that the word“ submarine ”has never been heard in the press statement of the Swedish Armed Forces, or in an interview with the press secretary. But something deeply alien invaded the territorial waters of Sweden last October and even lay on the Swedish bottom of the Baltic, ”the author concludes.

The newspaper reminds that the establishment of “underwater activity of a foreign state” that ended without result took place from 17 to October 24. 2014 was originally supposed to be broken by a Russian submarine.
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  1. SAG
    SAG 26 September 2015 13: 08 New
    78
    The diagnosis of schizophrenia went into a chronic phase with a negative prognosis.
    But something deeply alien invaded nevertheless in October last year

    If Sweden has taken the same position as the entire European Union, do not be surprised that something deeply alien has invaded them!
    1. bulvas
      bulvas 26 September 2015 13: 10 New
      25
      I don’t believe that today it’s impossible to identify an underwater object,
      especially in coastal waters and in a country like Sweden.

      It was such a time when they tried to put pressure on Russia wherever possible and impossible

      and the means then did not matter - the most dirty, from the passenger crash

      liner to such nonsense as a Russian submarine in territorial

      waters of Sweden.

      The conclusion suggests itself - we (sofa observers) have a poor idea of ​​the goal (or

      goals) that were set before the West in relation to Russia.

      Apparently, we were at a very serious trait

      If the real reason were “a just struggle of the Ukrainian people for a bright European future”, everything would be cleaner and simpler

      1. Baikonur
        Baikonur 26 September 2015 13: 15 New
        +6
        I won’t be surprised if they soon declare that somewhere at the bottom their scuba fishermen saw gastarbaiter-divers from Russia building a secret underwater, nuclear, superbase under the guidance of alien creatures friends of Russia! laughing
        1. meriem1
          meriem1 26 September 2015 14: 47 New
          +9
          Quote: Baikonur
          I won’t be surprised if they soon declare that somewhere at the bottom their scuba fishermen saw gastarbaiter-divers from Russia building a secret underwater, nuclear, superbase under the guidance of alien creatures friends of Russia! laughing


          Do not mind it!!! Verbiage is the most important weapon of the Swedes. Forward to NATO. Have you forgotten the history of King Charles, who imagined himself to be the Lord? We remember ... I’m modestly silent about Poltava))) I didn’t write a little poltava))) And the colors of Mazepa from there. Karl was generous. Only the Great Ukrainians forgot to look into the heraldry explanations !!!

          Divers. Aliens. hohlonnepotreblenie and others like them MUST remember ... I do not want to remind them.
          And then they will conquer help ... save ... SOS.

          One of the statements of the “iron chancellor” of Bismarck can be considered as his political testament to the descendants: “Even the most favorable outcome of the war will never lead to the decomposition of the main power of Russia. Russians, even if they are dismembered by international treatises, will just as quickly reunite with each other as particles of a cut piece of mercury. This is an indestructible state of the Russian nation, strong in its climate, its spaces and limited needs. ”

          PS

          About treatises !!! And the contracts! Bismarck was a rock. He believed in contracts. Just a rock. Last Romantic. And you are sweetest (the language does not turn out to be called gentlemen) is simply empty in empty. Pa.da.l sounds more powerful.
          1. veksha50
            veksha50 26 September 2015 16: 47 New
            +3
            Quote: meriem1
            Do not mind it!!! Verbiage is the most important weapon of the Swedes.



            Well done !!! The key phrase in the entire comment ...

            The Swedes prove this verbiage by farting their lips in the teachings of their army ...
        2. zanoza
          zanoza 26 September 2015 15: 11 New
          +8
          Quote: Baikonur
          I won’t be surprised

          I don’t understand why anyone will penetrate the Swedish coastal territorial waters? fool
          Spy on Swedes bathing on a nudist beach ??? laughing
          What secrets do the Swedes keep in coastal waters, what are the crowds of “Russian” submarines roaming around in, or what else?
          The Swedes have gone mad for a long time!
          1. arane
            arane 26 September 2015 20: 46 New
            +1
            Quote: zanoza
            Quote: Baikonur
            I won’t be surprised

            I don’t understand why anyone will penetrate the Swedish coastal territorial waters? fool
            Spy on Swedes bathing on a nudist beach ??? laughing
            What secrets do the Swedes keep in coastal waters, what are the crowds of “Russian” submarines roaming around in, or what else?
            The Swedes have gone mad for a long time!


            In, you raised the most important question! And nah we need it, di generally to someone ......
        3. dmi.pris
          dmi.pris 26 September 2015 16: 40 New
          +3
          Oh tail, scales ... I didn’t catch anything ..
          Quote: Baikonur
          I won’t be surprised if they soon declare that somewhere at the bottom their scuba fishermen saw gastarbaiter-divers from Russia building a secret underwater, nuclear, superbase under the guidance of alien creatures friends of Russia! laughing
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      3. Silkway0026
        Silkway0026 26 September 2015 16: 26 New
        +4
        by golly, in Europe there is such a general misery of politicians, leaders, military, that, for all the disgusting ideas, you begin to look, if not with respect, then, at least, with an understanding of the euronationalists ... there is at least some kind of strength of spirit visible. Eurotolerasts are jumping, it has become easier for Natsiks to look for pain points in order to motivate a relaxed, well-fed, loose population for "unpopular measures."

        Py.Sy. I talked with my aunt yesterday, lives in Germany. Strong German guys with short haircuts are harnessing refugee shelters. And a complete taboo in the German press about this unsightly fact.
      4. arane
        arane 26 September 2015 20: 42 New
        +3
        Quote: bulvas
        I don’t believe that today it’s impossible to identify an underwater object,
        especially in coastal waters and in a country like Sweden.

        It was such a time when they tried to put pressure on Russia wherever possible and impossible

        and the means then did not matter - the most dirty, from the passenger crash

        liner to such nonsense as a Russian submarine in territorial

        waters of Sweden.

        The conclusion suggests itself - we (sofa observers) have a poor idea of ​​the goal (or

        goals) that were set before the West in relation to Russia.

        Apparently, we were at a very serious trait

        If the real reason were “a just struggle of the Ukrainian people for a bright European future”, everything would be cleaner and simpler


        You doubt in vain! Really impossible or very difficult! I will try to explain!
        Judging by the article, they even had some kind of crap on the ground! From this conclusion, we exclude atomic submarines, they can not lie on the ground. And the sea is not that!
        If you use specific means, you can state the fact of staying in the area of ​​pl during 10 hours after she was there. They do not have such equipment! They drive the creatures!
        Another option is a system of hydrophones when hydrological noise is being recorded. In this case, using spectral analysis and digital signal processing, you can determine the stay of PL at a certain point at a certain time. But this also did not happen! T e drive again.
        Conclusion, they have nothing ....... one PR
        1. Serg koma
          Serg koma 27 September 2015 02: 38 New
          +3
          Quote: arane
          Another option is a system of hydrophones when hydrological noise is being recorded. In this case, using spectral analysis and digital signal processing, you can determine the stay of PL at a certain point at a certain time.

          In this case, the submarine would have been identified with a high degree of probability - noise from floating vehicles is like fingerprints ... Swedes are driving! Excuses / excuses are made to themselves and the spent dough.
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      1. vovanpain
        vovanpain 26 September 2015 13: 14 New
        17
        The object, of course, can be identified and found, but it is impossible to find a black cat in a dark room if it is not there.
        1. KazaK Bo
          KazaK Bo 26 September 2015 13: 30 New
          +3
          vovanpain SU Today, 13:14 ↑ New
          The object, of course, can be identified and found, but it is impossible to find a black cat in a dark room

          There may be two explanations for this problem.
          - it was an underwater UFO of "green men" on a foreign pepelats ...
          - or it passed a successful test for the “lice” of Sweden and its coastal defense ALREADY VERY EARTHLY “PEPELATSEM” ... but since they did not find an empty bottle of vodka ... 3 glasses ... at the place of detection ... cheese, as well as a bit of pickled cucumber, we could not make a conclusion about the state ownership of this earth pepelats ...
          Yes, and it is clear that this pepelats was really good! And to whom then could he belong ???
          1. bulvas
            bulvas 26 September 2015 15: 24 New
            0
            Quote: KazaK Bo
            There may be two explanations for this problem.
            - it was an underwater UFO of "green men" on a foreign pepelats ...



            Most likely, there was one reason:
            - were afraid of green Polite people
            1. Temples
              Temples 26 September 2015 15: 54 New
              +4
              This is not a UFO.

              This is Kraken. He has been living in the local regions since the seventeenth century. laughing

              Eric Pontoppidan (God gave the name!) Bishop of Bergen (1698-1774) wrote that the kraken is able to grab with tentacles and pull even the largest warship to the bottom. The whirlpool that occurs when the kraken is quickly submerged on the seabed is even more dangerous for ships. am

              So the Swedes are afraid after the Danes!

              And they hope in secret that this is not a terrible kraken but a Russian submarine))) wassat
    3. Genych
      Genych 26 September 2015 13: 14 New
      +1
      the word "submarine" never sounded.

      Ahhhh, an unknown Russian pepelats! wink
    4. milann
      milann 26 September 2015 13: 16 New
      +1
      Quote: SAG
      when you do in-depth analysis

      Do not do what is beyond the power.
      1. MIKHAN
        MIKHAN 26 September 2015 13: 20 New
        16
        Well there was so what ..? Caught ..? NO! And that’s all ...
      2. SAG
        SAG 26 September 2015 13: 35 New
        +1
        milann SU Today, 13:16 PM ↑
        Quote: SAG
        when you do in-depth analysis
        Do not do what is beyond the power.
        Dear, you mixed something up ... where did you get such a quote (I didn’t write this!) And are still trying to insult !!
    5. ROD VDVshny
      ROD VDVshny 26 September 2015 13: 17 New
      +8
      The first time I lived in the new house was Drum. I’m looking for a box with drills - no, I’m gone. I went to the store. He returned - they are in place. The wife turned the whole hut upside down - the seaming machine for cans disappeared. Bought a new one. Arrived - lies in its place. But here she lost herself (himself) Lamb ... went to the Swedes, whether wassat lol
      1. MIKHAN
        MIKHAN 26 September 2015 13: 23 New
        30
        Well, something like this .....)))))
        1. WUA 518
          WUA 518 26 September 2015 13: 29 New
          12
          Quote: MIKHAN
          Well, something like this .....)))))
      2. sabakina
        sabakina 26 September 2015 13: 38 New
        +4
        the drum is a psychic, we have them are called "bump", and leave when they do not believe in them. Admit what offended the bump? By the way, I lost the charge from the phone, and then the USB cable from the phone ... I charge from a universal crocodile charge ...
        1. SAG
          SAG 26 September 2015 13: 51 New
          +1
          I charge from a universal crocodile charge ...

          Throw this thing ... universal frog charging is very harmful to batteries.
        2. WUA 518
          WUA 518 26 September 2015 14: 03 New
          18
          Quote: sabakina
          here they are called "bump"

          Well, the "bumps" are different. We have third graders just did not disassemble the rink for parts laughing
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov 26 September 2015 14: 47 New
            +1
            Quote: WUA 518
            third-graders didn’t take us apart

            Is Sanya your photo?
            Hi hi
            1. WUA 518
              WUA 518 26 September 2015 14: 48 New
              +1
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              Is Sanya your photo?

              Hi San, not found on the Internet.
              1. Alexander Romanov
                Alexander Romanov 26 September 2015 14: 58 New
                +5
                Quote: WUA 518
                not found on the Internet.

                Understandably, but the photo itself still raises questions.
                Due to age, the car cannot be his, which means that the moment of the theft attempt is captured here. Young talent earns 158.h.2 p. 15 of the Criminal Code winked
                1. northern
                  northern 26 September 2015 17: 51 New
                  +3
                  jump off in infancy
                2. The stranger
                  The stranger 26 September 2015 22: 51 New
                  0
                  She can and does not have the right, but she can own it.
                  There were no rights - only Shishig was handed over to Dan of birth, and everything is in order.

                  Why are you so tense with these Swedes ... Well, they looked under the water for the brains of their leadership - and they didn’t find there, and all things. Think about it ...
                3. Serg koma
                  Serg koma 27 September 2015 03: 38 New
                  0
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  Young talent earns 158.h.2 p.15 CC RF

                  Dear, what kind of "assaults" on baby!
                  when a person’s actions contain both signs of an act for which responsibility is possible only from 16 years of age, and signs of an act for which responsibility is provided for from 14 years of age (for example, theft of an item of particular historical value lol (Article 164 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation) by theft (Article 158 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation).
                  In h. 2 Article. 20 of the Criminal Code lists the elements of crimes for which the age of criminal responsibility reduced to 14 years is established.

                  Once again make a similar attack I will complain to you P. Astakhova!
                  Here you are not Sweden !!! drinks
                  PS about p.15 p.158.ch.2 "please in more detail - I write down" (c)laughing
        3. ROD VDVshny
          ROD VDVshny 26 September 2015 14: 06 New
          +2
          Quote: sabakina
          Admit what offended the bump?

          A series of "loss" is very significant in scale. Especially tools and construction stuff. How not to believe here lol He even poured milk in a saucer, and set it in a corner .... but the dog drank laughing
          1. WUA 518
            WUA 518 26 September 2015 14: 17 New
            +3
            Quote: PANEL VDVshny
            He even poured milk in a saucer,

            Grandmother, the kingdom of heaven to her, at night one plate with the remnants of food did not soap, left for the brownie laughing
          2. The stranger
            The stranger 26 September 2015 22: 54 New
            0
            Like milk, too?
            So He was there!
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    7. siberalt
      siberalt 26 September 2015 13: 32 New
      +3
      Something huge has invaded the waters of Sweden! belay So maybe they need to read about the prehistoric submarines of the ancient ukrov of their modern historians? laughing
      1. Manul
        Manul 26 September 2015 15: 07 New
        +3
        Quote: siberalt
        Something huge has invaded the waters of Sweden! So maybe they need to read about the prehistoric submarines of the ancient ukrov of their modern historians?

        Maybe it's Nessie? For a long time nothing was heard about the animal.
    8. sherman1506
      sherman1506 26 September 2015 13: 36 New
      +2
      It is necessary to distract people from internal problems.
    9. Zoldat_A
      Zoldat_A 26 September 2015 13: 39 New
      +4
      Quote: SAG
      If Sweden has taken the same position as the entire European Union, do not be surprised that something deeply alien has invaded them!

      I even guess that the owner of this "alien" walks in striped red and white shorts and speaks "English surzhik" - in American ...

      But it would be cool if our special services provided data that the submarine was American. And the Swedes would immediately shut the waffle-iron, and the Americans - try to get out. And then we are accused of all imaginable and unimaginable sins in the world, and we just make excuses, as a first grader for a broken window. And let them make excuses to try to “play from the offensive,” like the West does towards us ... laughing

      If our special services lack evidence that it was an American submarine, then, I think, in our country there are many people who own photoshop ...
    10. Maxom75
      Maxom75 26 September 2015 13: 48 New
      +1
      Isn't the minister there one whose ass is periodically invaded is something alien?) The Ministry of Defense complains that it does not know what is happening in their territorial waters and after that they are still at their posts?)))
    11. Aleksandr72
      Aleksandr72 26 September 2015 14: 04 New
      +3
      The report of the Swedish Armed Forces, handed over to the government of the country, states that there is practically no doubt that an intruder submarine entered the Stockholm archipelago last October. Her nationality could not be established.

      It is amazing how the Swedes' point of view is changing after undoubtedly a "deep analysis" of the "evidence" of foreign interference in the internal affairs of the Vikings. Initially, the Swedes enthusiastically engaged in the game in search of a Soviet submarine in their cords, even found tracks from caterpillars (!) At the bottom near their shore. Well this is to the doctor who is a psychiatrist. Then they also enthusiastically searched for the Russian submarine, until yes, they didn’t find it - it turned out that it was the Som submarine that had died off the coast of Sweden during the Imperialist War, by the way it is very likely not without the help of the same eternally neutral Swedes. Now there is a search for just a "foreign" submarine. Apparently, after all, political schizophrenia, which was first shown to the whole world by Bush Jr. and his followers in the USA, then by the leaders of 404, is still a very contagious disease. Or maybe the fact is that autumn is an aggravation. In general, the clinic.
      When will they grow wiser?
      I have the honor.
    12. Juborg
      Juborg 26 September 2015 14: 59 New
      +1
      The campaign of the Swedes developed the syndrome of the unloved wife and she feels that she always comes in and goes out, but she can’t get pleasure.
    13. Tor5
      Tor5 26 September 2015 15: 08 New
      0
      Look, look for the missing black cat in a dark room, under this business and the budget can be cut.
      1. Oprychnik
        Oprychnik 26 September 2015 16: 09 New
        0
        At us, in Russia, it is somehow easier to relate to such things.)))

        "An ax is floating along the river from the village of Kukuev.
        Yes, and let yourself swim, a piece of wood ... Gee-gee)))
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    15. northern
      northern 26 September 2015 17: 53 New
      0
      Quote: SAG
      The diagnosis of schizophrenia went into a chronic phase with a negative prognosis.
      But something deeply alien invaded nevertheless in October last year

      If Sweden has taken the same position as the entire European Union, do not be surprised that something deeply alien has invaded them!

      not otherwise - colonoscopy showed that it invaded
    16. leo3972
      leo3972 27 September 2015 09: 49 New
      0
      In a word, the diagnosis is simple: Swedish family, Swedish love, etc.
      DEBILS !!!!!!
  2. Oman 47
    Oman 47 26 September 2015 13: 09 New
    +4
    The Russian armored killer whale SSBN wandered into the skerries.
    ZAKHERILA.
    1. BDRM 667
      BDRM 667 26 September 2015 13: 13 New
      +2
      Quote: Oman 47
      The Russian armored killer whale SSBN wandered into the skerries.

      Moby Dick? belay belay belay
      1. Barakuda
        Barakuda 26 September 2015 13: 18 New
        -1
        Do not insult the writer, especially since few have read it.
    2. lelikas
      lelikas 26 September 2015 13: 36 New
      27
      We think about the whole world, and not just about the Swedes ....
      1. Amurets
        Amurets 26 September 2015 16: 18 New
        +2
        They didn’t notice that the SSBN Dmitry Donskoy entered the Swedish waters to charge the batteries, fleeing the ships of the Andorran submarine.
  3. BDRM 667
    BDRM 667 26 September 2015 13: 10 New
    +8
    In Sweden, published the search results of the submarine, allegedly recorded last year in the territorial waters of the country

    Everything is in no way and not in a hit.

    Must be so : In Sweden, allegedly published the results of the search for the allegedly submarine allegedly recorded last year in the territorial waters of the country.

    So CAMILFO ...
    1. Rader
      Rader 26 September 2015 13: 20 New
      +1
      And I liked this moment:
      “The report of the Swedish Armed Forces, handed over to the government of the country, states that there is practically no doubt that the intruder submarine entered the Stockholm archipelago last October. Her nationality could not be established. Findings of the report reported to the Swedish Foreign Policy Commission”, Writes the Swedish edition.

      Those. conclusions about the affiliation of the submarine / submarine will do policy ! NOT military, NOT experts, but POLICIES! wassat Curtain...
      P.S.
      It is appropriate to draw attention to the fact that the word "submarine" was never spoken either in the press release of the Swedish Armed Forces or in the interview of the press secretary
      Was the Lochne Monster sailing to visit its northern relatives? laughing
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  4. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 26 September 2015 13: 14 New
    +4
    “Then we thought so then when do dickey analysis of how we did ....
    laughing
    ... and cho ?, did not get dirty ??? wassat
  5. dr.star75
    dr.star75 26 September 2015 13: 15 New
    10
    Captain Nemo lived! Captain Nemo is alive! Captain Nemo will live!
  6. Barakuda
    Barakuda 26 September 2015 13: 16 New
    +5
    For more than six months, they looked into Obama's underpants? So what ? Has it become easier? And the submarine is still there smile I’d better listen to ABB, Id.
    1. WUA 518
      WUA 518 26 September 2015 13: 21 New
      +8
      [img] http://fs212.www.ex.ua/show/35253431/35253431.jpg?800 [/ img]
      The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming / The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming (1966) At the height of the Cold War, a Soviet submarine runs aground near a certain island in Massachusetts. Not knowing what to do in this situation, the most sensible decision is to land ashore and find a ship that would tow the submarine aground and quietly sail away. However, the Russians cannot go unnoticed, and soon the whole small island is in a panic: "The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!" Highly recommend a look. http://www.videomax.org/videos/10825/russkie-idut-russkie-idut/
    2. Yura
      Yura 26 September 2015 17: 59 New
      +1
      Quote: Barracuda
      For more than six months, they looked into Obama's underpants? So what ? Has it become easier?

      It was hardly easier for them, they didn’t find anything, and an analysis of the event showed that there was no need to look for something that wasn’t, it turned out to be a big zilch Swedish Harrow Minister is thinking about smile
  7. Oman 47
    Oman 47 26 September 2015 13: 18 New
    +2
    Quote: BDRM 667
    Quote: Oman 47
    The Russian armored killer whale SSBN wandered into the skerries.

    Moby Dick? belay belay belay

    The fighting squid trolls from the 11th division of the Northern Fleet did not squeeze into the skerries because of the mega-sizes! request
    1. Kos_kalinki9
      Kos_kalinki9 26 September 2015 15: 29 New
      0
      Quote: Oman 47
      Quote: BDRM 667
      Quote: Oman 47
      The Russian armored killer whale SSBN wandered into the skerries.

      Moby Dick? belay belay belay

      The fighting squid trolls from the 11th division of the Northern Fleet did not squeeze into the skerries because of the mega-sizes! request

      Maybe stingrays?
  8. dr.star75
    dr.star75 26 September 2015 13: 25 New
    +3
    No, well, why? The Swedes quickly realize that the Dutch won’t be able to decide on a Boeing for more than a year, they didn’t even come to the crash site for a long time, maybe they smoke what? wassat
  9. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 26 September 2015 13: 28 New
    +5
    Yes, tell the Swedes already that it was Kuzmich who went to Finland for little vodka, and he fornication, otherwise they’re cheating on what year laughing
    1. WUA 518
      WUA 518 26 September 2015 13: 31 New
      +5
      Quote: VNP1958PVN
      that it’s Kuzmich who went to Finland for little vodka, and he’s fornication, and what year are they for treason

  10. MIKHAN
    MIKHAN 26 September 2015 13: 29 New
    +5
    They played the Cossack robbers ... And that’s it! Calm down the Swedes ...
  11. Vadim12
    Vadim12 26 September 2015 13: 32 New
    +1
    The Swedes have not been beaten for a long time. On the head. And over time, the mind eroded, nonsense accumulated. It is necessary to conduct repeated therapy.
    1. oldzek
      oldzek 26 September 2015 13: 39 New
      0
      It’s useless! If a person comes away from it, then for a long time IMHO.
  12. Baloo
    Baloo 26 September 2015 13: 40 New
    +3
    It is the Buryat horse divers who got lost and accidentally fell into the waters of Sweden. Rested and Alga (forward in Tatar) to Ukraine.
  13. gladysheff2010
    gladysheff2010 26 September 2015 13: 44 New
    0
    Quote: SAG
    Dear, you mixed something up ... where did you get such a quote (I didn’t write this!) And are still trying to insult !!

    As an outside observer, I allow myself to note that the aforementioned comments were hardly related to you hi ! As for the Swedes, the result was predictable: nothing comes out of nothing!
  14. armata37
    armata37 26 September 2015 13: 47 New
    +2
    Let them apologize now. And then a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine ...
  15. APASUS
    APASUS 26 September 2015 13: 47 New
    +1
    Western media search topic Russiansubmarines always increase exponentially with the complication of relations with Russia. In the USSR, they smashed the bottom there every year and I would not be surprised if we caught a NATO ally’s boat, but they blamed us anyway
  16. Denis DV
    Denis DV 26 September 2015 13: 48 New
    +2
    Duc, I don’t remember when, but the Swedish ecologist explained to the military that it was a school of herring. They decided to leave this mark to the fishermen yes
  17. Dimka999
    Dimka999 26 September 2015 14: 03 New
    +2
    And I was still looking for the word Russia))
  18. demo
    demo 26 September 2015 14: 04 New
    +2
    I suggest that the Swedes translate into their own language and take instead of the anthem.

    Our service is both dangerous and difficult,
    And at first glance, as if not visible.
    If someone here and there sometimes
    Honestly does not want to fight.
    So we fight with them invisible
    So appointed fate for you and me-
    Service days and nights.
  19. bsk_mna54
    bsk_mna54 26 September 2015 14: 14 New
    +1
    Still, all sorts of Swedes mumble that the submarine was Russian? Was the American plane that violated Swedish airspace also Russian? Do not hesitate: it was all the same Russian, you have a hat with a head sick.
  20. Mastercat
    Mastercat 26 September 2015 14: 16 New
    +1
    Quote: WUA 518
    Quote: sabakina
    here they are called "bump"

    Well, the "bumps" are different. We have third graders just did not disassemble the rink for parts laughing

    Ha, I remembered.
    Ended home serovachek. Granddaughter did not fit. I complain to a friend, and he tells me how their little one managed to steal high-voltage wires from the car. How climbed hbz. But imagine the face of the grandfather's face when he opened the hood.
    He drove into the garage himself in the evening, the hood is closed and the car too ... :)
    1. WUA 518
      WUA 518 26 September 2015 14: 26 New
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      Quote: MasterCat
      Ha, I remembered.

      As I walk past the headquarters, two shkets are sitting in the bushes and busily stuffing a sleeve from a 23mm shell with gray from matches. Dialogue:
      -Lech can gunpowder?
      The second is a little burr:
      -Opafno Pasha, opafno (dangerous) :)
  21. lecturer
    lecturer 26 September 2015 14: 22 New
    +2
    But something deeply alien invaded nevertheless in October last year in the territorial waters of Sweden and even lay on the Swedish bottom of the Baltic
    -First, they didn’t intrude, but they entered decorously and graciously, and secondly, they didn’t lie and rested after labor marriages ...... eeeee-fishing weekdays! And thirdly, once again "drive up" on the prisoners (!) To the ass .... eeeee- "package" insert!
  22. Foxmara
    Foxmara 26 September 2015 15: 09 New
    +3
    Well, all the aliens ..
  23. njvlin
    njvlin 26 September 2015 15: 13 New
    +1
    A bowhead whale swam to the Swedes to visit, and Tenrut Yes (loudly) kicked out of fear. Just like Vysotsky’s: “They frighten them with plates, they say they’re vile fly; sometimes Bermuda bark at them; sometimes they say dogs!”
  24. tyzyaga
    tyzyaga 26 September 2015 15: 32 New
    +2
    “It is appropriate to draw attention to the fact that neither the press message of the Swedish Armed Forces, nor the interview with the press secretary, the word" submarine "has ever been spoken

    Maybe an underwater drone? ...
    1. lelikas
      lelikas 26 September 2015 16: 53 New
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      Quote: tyzyaga
      Maybe an underwater drone? ...

      Then the "bezvodnik" laughing
  25. evil partisan
    evil partisan 26 September 2015 15: 35 New
    +4
    We concluded that, beyond any reasonable doubt,
    Masterpiece! good
  26. roskot
    roskot 26 September 2015 15: 41 New
    +2
    Look, kitty. Look for ...
  27. rosstov
    rosstov 26 September 2015 16: 57 New
    0
    Why are there no science fiction writers in Sweden? Answer: in Sweden, science fiction, fantasy, and jokes are replaced by newspapers in which all of the above is called news.
  28. Vasisualiy
    Vasisualiy 26 September 2015 17: 34 New
    0
    Why ours do not respond in the spirit of psakovsky pearls? It’s a shame to go down to the level of the State Department mattress.
  29. Lelek
    Lelek 26 September 2015 17: 39 New
    +2
    “Then we thought so, then when you do an in-depth analysis, as we did, some observations are classified as more reliable, and some - less reliable”

    BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! wassat
  30. VP
    VP 26 September 2015 18: 13 New
    +2
    Merged shorter. We found out that all this was nonsense and orderly, but to admit it was face loss.
  31. universe1
    universe1 26 September 2015 19: 22 New
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    Quote: SAG
    The diagnosis of schizophrenia went into a chronic phase with a negative prognosis.
    But something deeply alien invaded nevertheless in October last year

    If Sweden has taken the same position as the entire European Union, do not be surprised that something deeply alien has invaded them!

    And this is something that is clearly brown.
  32. Bort radist
    Bort radist 26 September 2015 19: 30 New
    0
    Who lay at my bottom and crushed it? Masha and the bears are the Swedish version.
  33. alexander 2
    alexander 2 26 September 2015 20: 08 New
    0
    Translated from clerical to universal: They spread panic, spent a bunch of dough, did not find anything, but report as it should.
  34. ssn18
    ssn18 26 September 2015 20: 35 New
    0
    Such a ravine, even with a wild hangover did not read. Well, M. Zadornov made fun of their education, and as a normal sane person I understand that in every joke there is a fraction of a joke, but here ... Everyone was seen, but this ...
  35. Denis_469
    Denis_469 26 September 2015 20: 38 New
    0
    People - calm down and stop laughing at the mentally ill Swedes. They have had this disease since 1914. And since then, Russian and Soviet submarines are constantly looking for and attacking.
  36. KRIG55
    KRIG55 26 September 2015 20: 48 New
    0
    Look, yes you will find out .. The taxpayer is persistently interested in where the money is spent.
  37. SCHNIFER
    SCHNIFER 26 September 2015 21: 51 New
    +2
    Look for firefighters,
    The police are looking ...
  38. Darwin
    Darwin 26 September 2015 22: 22 New
    +1
    All existing submarines recorded screw noise, they could be compared and that's it. They would have asked for amers help, and most likely they washed the loot.
  39. Lexa-149
    Lexa-149 26 September 2015 22: 33 New
    0
    Yes it’s ours rushed for vodka again !!!
    Well, or the film "Features of National Fishing-2" was shot laughing
  40. Old saam
    Old saam 26 September 2015 23: 12 New
    0
    Hysterics. A version of an alien invasion was not considered, I wonder?
  41. Chak
    Chak 26 September 2015 23: 23 New
    +1
    Perhaps it was a Mongolian or Belarusian submarine. Most likely Belarusian. Transported Belarusian salmon, sturgeon, exotic Belarusian fruits to Russia.
    MOSCOW, September 23 - RIA News. The Rosselkhoznadzor asked Belarus to provide information on volumes of production, export and domestic consumption, as well as information on producers of off-season and exotic fruits and vegetables of allegedly Belarusian origin in connection with the increased supply of such products, the agency said.
    The Rosselkhoznadzor has repeatedly appealed to the Belarusian Ministry of Agriculture with such requests, however, since December 2014, the Belarusian side has not responded to numerous requests from the Russian department.
    Growing vegetables in a greenhouse in the Kaliningrad region
    © RIA Novosti. Igor Zarembo | Buy illustration
    Dvorkovich: Russia will not produce products with GMOs
    "In order to protect the territory of the Russian Federation from the introduction and acclimatization of pests, taking into account the risks associated with the importation of regulated products of" dubious "origin, the Rosselkhoznadzor again contacted the Ministry of Agriculture and Food of Belarus on this issue," the statement said.
    As the regulatory body indicates, the analysis of regulated goods received in the Russian Federation from Belarus revealed a sharp increase in the volume of fruits and vegetables of Belarusian origin for seven months of this year compared with 2014 (according to customs statistics).
    At the same time, supplies of lettuce, citrus, gourds and papaya, apples, pears, apricots, cherries, cherries and other fruits and vegetables of Belarusian origin have more than doubled over this period.
    The Rosselkhoznadzor also notes the facts of deliveries of fruit and vegetable products formally produced in Belarus during the uncharacteristic period of its ripening. Thus, marked Belarusian strawberries, blackberries and raspberries, currently arriving in the Russian Federation for morphological and seasonal signs, "have the status of origin from third countries."
    RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/society/20150923/1277478367.html#ixzz3msVJRWlW
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  43. naGua
    naGua 27 September 2015 00: 10 New
    0
    I read the message and began to laugh. Laughed to exhaustion. Well, probably as a lieutenant colonel from the "Soldiers" on the vidos at Lelek. And the passage about “something deeply alien” simply twisted the laugh into a paroxysm. Barely straightened. I have not read the funniest news from politics for a long time. Swedes from all over Mach sat bare back in a puddle and landed on a sea urchin. Now, they bent out pulling thorns, grimacing and moaning. So lose face muzzle ...!
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  45. TanakaKenshin
    TanakaKenshin 27 September 2015 00: 15 New
    0
    Or maybe all the same ...
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2015/497/gimo632.jpg
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    pvv113 27 September 2015 00: 42 New
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    [quoteBut something deeply alien invaded nevertheless in October last year in the territorial waters of Sweden]

    I propose a working hypothesis wink
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  • dchegrinec
    dchegrinec 27 September 2015 04: 51 New
    0
    Does this country seem to have legalized drugs? That's the answer why they are still looking for something there. In Russian speaking, the devils are being driven.
  • kotev19
    kotev19 27 September 2015 12: 39 New
    0
    A boat in the photo is not bad for skerries! Was yes swam! laughing
  • Kotofey Olegovich
    Kotofey Olegovich 27 September 2015 14: 00 New
    0
    It is difficult to find a black cat in a dark room, especially when she is not there ...
    The Swedish War Office is working with trusted sources such as OBS (One Grandmother Said), and the result is consistent.
  • chunga-changa
    chunga-changa 27 September 2015 14: 33 New
    0
    Those. usual - "we found spoons, but the sediment remained." There was definitely something, although there was no evidence. Give money "on defense", and that’s what’s going on.