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Country 404. Help me find a turnip, save a friend's family

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So, millet - 1 kg, buckwheat - 1 kg, macaroni - 1 kg ... Matches must be bought. Box 10-15 ... And batteries to the receiver. Braised beef, pork, goose, horse in a couple of cans is necessary ... That's because the Russian post. Parcels by weight limits! And urgently need to send. There, people from hunger will soon swell.




I have an ideological opponent, even sometimes an enemy, but in life is quite a normal friend. Greek-Ukrainian-Crimean-Tatar Russian. Long time ago his family lives in the Crimea. Since tsarist times. Therefore, there are so many bloodshed there that God forbid that you should go for an operation. Doctors go crazy, what kind of blood to pour.

We survived a lot together. And I must say that I do not know a more terrible person. He managed to accommodate all the negative traits of all his ancestors. And in the sum it turned out a good friend, a good father, an honest soldier, the soul of the company. And most importantly, his children. The wings would have been thought to be angels. It is clear, of course, that they are not made with the head or with their hands, but ... There are also not angels.

I learned that one of the branches of his relatives decided to declare a blockade to his children. To babies from the famine of that ... We went to the very angels, they are like. Well, of course, I can not allow this. Still a relative too. He is Russian at the end, and I am Russian. So - a relative. And a close relationship. Our fence is a cousin. So collect parcel. Only now I read about hunger and I just can not remember what turnip looks like. Not in the sense of the face of the enemy's face. And in the sense of a vegetable. All the writers write that the starving people with this very turnip were the only ones who saved themselves from starvation. So, if anyone remembers how she looks, write in the comments. Must be a couple of pieces in the package to cram.

I collected the parcel. Such a weight. And then Skype. Just the Crimean comrade and calls. Well, I think that's all. Began. They eat nettles, every kind of swan (by the way, who knows too, write at least what it looks like). And I slob, was too lazy to send a parcel today. For tomorrow postponed this business.

I'm opening skype. There is a smiling physiognomy of a friend. What, they say, freeze, Siberian birches? Anyone with fluppers get cold fluffy ... And laughs. And we have a warm, light and ... Flies, however, bite. Still, autumn, became evil.

I told him about the blockade. And he laughs even louder. What is such a blockade? So I speak you, as Leningraders in 41, blocked. There will be winters waiting for you to freeze out from the cold and die of hunger.

Well, you and ...! Further, the Tatar expression that characterizes me as a not very intelligent person. You yourself...! This I have already expressed to him the Russian expression in response to his expression. To be clear. I collect a package for him here, and he swears.

In general, we talked about my package. He said that cedar nuts, and better cones, are much more necessary in his family than all that I have collected. And if I send salted mushrooms and saffron milk mushrooms, I will generally be the greatest helper to his family.

And then there was a blockade. The whole of Crimea is laughing now at otherworldly stupidity. The blockade in Ukrainian. Month talked on all channels. For a month, everyone who needed something from Ukraine carried it by waggons. For a month, the relatives called, transmitted, simply talked about this very blockade. Rod is holy. And the Crimean Tatars have friends. From Russian, Armenians, Greeks and other Crimeans. Everyone was in the know.

And the holiday season is over. Harvesting too. And some no, but the harvest has grown. And more. Need to sell. And where? Theoretically, you need to drive to Russia. And who is lucky? Crimean couch potatoes are not accustomed to this. That is sold cheaply grown by dealers. Only greed is eating. So much labor, and earn others.

And then there's the Ukrainians. They also have a harvest. And there is nowhere to sell. They do not buy their own at the normal price, but they don’t take them to Europe. All sorts of certificates are required. That rod in the Crimea, all that has grown. Wagons rod. And sell for a penny. Somehow it's not patriotic. Russian pennies are going to buy Ukrainian potatoes.

In short, the blockade is very timely. Now the harvest is exactly in the markets bought up. By the way, prices also do not give rise. Market inspections roam like stray dogs. Evil and all-seeing. And such fines impose that you do not want to trade.

But, the blockade only applies to trucks. Cars rush here and there without problems. And tourists roll out. Usual life. No politics. Only business.

On the Ukrainian side, patriots have already appeared. 21 September one such thundered on all the media. Patriotic deed! Hurray, peremoga peremoga even businessmen! And it was like that.

On the other side of the border, there were almost 4 hundreds of trucks with food. Are standing. Mothers for what the Crimean Tatars in vain, the Majlis, Chubarov, Dzhemilev and all the power in full force. The usual thing. And the product of that ... It is perishable. So perish actively.

Yesterday they tried to block the road by waggons. The activist maydanut, and now the deputy head of the local police, quickly rushed over. Talked gently. The car was removed.

Here is one of the entrepreneurs of the patriots that stanchion and stood up to their throats. He rolled out two of his trucks from the column and dumped all the potatoes on the ground. 40 tons, as in a pharmacy. Then he said a patriotic speech. Something about choking up on this potato. And drove off home.

Take away the abandoned potatoes to all and sundry. But where, 40 tons - this is not 400 kilograms. We decided to share with the other blockers. They called from all three roadblocks. Dragged, dragged ... Not taken away. Called a representative of the administration. Help pull.

"A real example of the manifestation of patriotism in carrying out this action. The owner of the cargo understood the situation, did not complain and left the goods for the blockade participants. We do not even know the name or the name of this entrepreneur, but we express our gratitude to him."

That's what it means efficient head of administration. In short, we decided to send everything that weren't taken apart to the ATO zone.

I think tomorrow and the day after tomorrow there will be more such patriots. Where to take the damaged goods? Home? So he will be golden. So in the ATO area with products will be all right. But in the area of ​​the peasants with money is bad. But ukroSMI, I am sure, this act will be smashed into cities and villages. Patriotism in real performance.

But in general, my Crimean friend is right. Somehow looks Ukrainian now stupid. Everything. And precisely stupid. Like the right things say. Threaten. Torn last vests on his chest. And everyone around is funny. They struggle with oligarchs - even oligarchs laugh. The criminal deputy was arrested and the traitor colonel, again the “goggle” such that the geese are jealous. The circus that the country has turned into is gradually becoming not only ridiculous, but also dangerous for the Ukrainians themselves.

For example, from November 1, a ban will be imposed on the felling of relict beech forests. Good deed? Of course. These forests are the property not only of the Carpathians, but of the whole world. So what? Now, on the Carpathian roads, sawn wood is being driven more than from northern or Siberian timber industry enterprises. Cut down everything. So, by November 1 there will be no need to protect anything.

I remembered the old parable about the king and his tax collectors. The king ordered to stop collecting taxes when the people began to laugh. Just the people have nothing left. And there was nothing to lose. So in Ukraine it is now, I repeat, ridiculous. People still chuckles. But soon "rzhach" will go across the country. Very soon.

So I will not send the parcel yet. Yes, and write the address too. From my Soviet past and there are friends. And friends have children and grandchildren. It would not have had to be sent there.
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  1. Sasha75
    Sasha75 22 September 2015 06: 27 New
    +63
    Briefly but with meaning.
    1. JACTUS RECTUS
      JACTUS RECTUS 22 September 2015 06: 58 New
      +37
      What a wild nonsense? I live on Sakhalin, I work as a boatmaster. Navigation is year-round, Khomsk almost never freezes, and if icebreakers freeze, it’s a little more difficult with Korsakov, but it's okay, there is an ice-free port of Nevelsk, but it is not used by transport. Yes and the winters have been mild recently, the ice is normal. All last winter I was on a flight, I never boarded it, even there were nothing on Kronsky’s beam.
      1. JACTUS RECTUS
        JACTUS RECTUS 22 September 2015 07: 15 New
        +14
        When I worked on crab, they even went to Magadan in the winter. By the way, Petropavlovsk is also navigable in the winter. Heavy ice only in Berigovka and in the north-east of Okhotsk and even there they fish and we transport them without ice class to go to them for overload.
        1. marlin1203
          marlin1203 22 September 2015 09: 23 New
          +15
          Well, it makes sense to block something if the bridge is built anyway. And for 3-4 years, Russian people will somehow interrupt by ferry service. And the meaning of the whole blockade, as it turned out, was to build their own hub markets at the border with Crimea and to roof them with the so-called Crimean Tatar Mejlis. Normal business.
  2. mamont5
    mamont5 22 September 2015 06: 39 New
    +21
    Come on, dill, come on! Inflate the situation ... in the Ukraine-Ruin. And then on in YOUR cities on the walls SUCH leaflets appear.
  3. Vladimirets
    Vladimirets 22 September 2015 06: 43 New
    +16
    Dragged abandoned potatoes all and sundry. But where, 40 tons is not 400 kilograms. We decided to share with the rest of the blockers. Called from all three checkpoints. Dragged, dragged ...

    Do I have to shut off the M7? So that means that the Muscovites didn’t get anything, but I got it. what I'm afraid I will live 30 seconds. recourse
    1. evil partisan
      evil partisan 22 September 2015 08: 11 New
      +19
      Quote: Vladimirets
      I'm afraid I will live 30 seconds.

      Optimist... sad
      1. vorobey
        vorobey 22 September 2015 09: 28 New
        +6
        Quote: wicked partisan
        Quote: Vladimirets
        I'm afraid I will live 30 seconds.

        Optimist... sad


        it is contagious ... at first Ukrainians began to build fences, now they are blockading .. I feel the Balts after the fence sprats will be dumped on the border ... if Zheka caught this virus, it’s immunodeficient Balts and even more so ..
        1. ROD VDVshny
          ROD VDVshny 22 September 2015 14: 35 New
          +5
          Quote: vorobey
          I so feel the Balts after the fence sprats will be dumped on the border ..

          Yeah, dreaming is not bad laughing
          Yesterday, in the parking lot at Tape 3 Neoplan. I don’t know the capacity, but a horde of them rolled out not small. Hungry Europe came for grub. After this locust, as always - no bread, no cigarettes.
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  4. Voha_krim
    Voha_krim 22 September 2015 06: 52 New
    +20
    On Sunday, they closed it, and on Monday from morning until noon (while I was at work there), a queue of Ukrainian wagons is on the import in Simferopol laughing Something I didn’t understand - are they from Sivash? Do they get to us? Or maybe by sea? laughing laughing laughing
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 22 September 2015 09: 18 New
      +9
      Quote: Voha_krim
      On Sunday, they closed it, and on Monday from morning until noon (while I was at work there), a queue of Ukrainian wagons is on the import in Simferopol laughing Something I didn’t understand - are they from Sivash? Do they get to us? Or maybe by sea? laughing laughing laughing


      smart rods through Rostov and Krasnodar ... tryndels with one in a traffic jam ... you even don’t have any desire to use foul language ..
    2. Andrey Skokovsky
      Andrey Skokovsky 22 September 2015 13: 40 New
      +7
      The blockade of Crimea - the right music
  5. strelets
    strelets 22 September 2015 06: 58 New
    +7
    And what to take from them? As the Americans order, they are substituted.
  6. inkass_98
    inkass_98 22 September 2015 07: 02 New
    +21
    There is such a folk Skaklyat fun (sorry for my clutch) - to run around the pillar and fuck yourself in the ass. Here the same thing is happening here - instead of making Crimea worse, they cut off earnings for themselves and their own entrepreneurs. Peremoga, cho ...
  7. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 22 September 2015 07: 05 New
    +14
    They came up with it! They waited for the end of the tourist season, and the blockade was announced. Not otherwise, Crimean manufacturers paid. And then the competition, you know!
    Poor carriers. What are they raking for?
  8. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 22 September 2015 07: 14 New
    +3
    The fact that I spoke with him in Russian, well done.
  9. Gray 43
    Gray 43 22 September 2015 07: 16 New
    +2
    The blockade in Ukrainian-like a "corncob" and a barn in a famous joke
  10. Billikid
    Billikid 22 September 2015 07: 33 New
    +11
    In army jargon they would be called "self-bugs."
    1. bocsman
      bocsman 22 September 2015 09: 23 New
      +1
      About bugs cool! Such "bugs" are now all of Europe!
  11. parusnik
    parusnik 22 September 2015 07: 39 New
    +1
    And then there are Ukrainians. They also have a crop. And nowhere to sell. They do not buy their own at a normal price.. Blockade on the principle that I won’t eat, by biting .. let it make me worse ..
  12. Hubun
    Hubun 22 September 2015 07: 48 New
    +1
    Ukrainians there are their own and suffer again
  13. Barboskin
    Barboskin 22 September 2015 07: 55 New
    +7
    You do not understand anything, they did not block the Crimea, but they themselves were blocked from it. This is now Ukraine in isolation.
  14. Marwel-f
    Marwel-f 22 September 2015 09: 18 New
    +2
    Everything is simpler. Someone organized another feeding trough. And trying to wash the dough.
  15. Nyrobsky
    Nyrobsky 22 September 2015 09: 20 New
    +13
    The turnover of Ukraine with Crimea is 475 million dollars. It looks like a bunch of cunningly .. "leaders" decided to pinch off 10-20% of this amount, putting control over trade. At the same time, out of 3 transitions, the Tatars lit up only on one, while the rest were blocked by the PSs and the National Guard, reinforced by units of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, which means "much more interesting" higher persons. Tatars provocateurs from the “Mejelis” in this scheme play several tasks;
    -to demonstrate to curators from Turkey and the USA that they are able to organize resonant actions,
    -to provoke hostility towards the Tatars on the peninsula and provoke their oppression in order to further play out the theme of the Crimean Tatars genocide.
    In principle, with the blockade, they succeeded ......... but only this whole crap can be solved within a day. You just need to take a decree banning the import into the Crimea of ​​products from Ukraine. All! It will be necessary for PSs, Medzhelisites and Natsiks, to load concrete blocks back onto cars and get out on their own, as the turnover will stop. The political effect of the action will be reduced to zero, and the economic loss of Ukraine of 475 million bucks will be another "breakthrough".
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  17. Fotoceva62
    Fotoceva62 22 September 2015 09: 52 New
    +14
    Well, who determined the occupier in Crimea. Finally ... the cross was removed and left without panties ... otherwise they all sang about “charismatic Krim, that Vkrainsky ensign, what’s above him” Now the last idiot, that is, it became clear to the romance who wants to be friends with us behind Perekop . Give them something like a lip-cutting machine, a button so that they can fasten a lip, they themselves will sew on their foreheads. Well done, a great example of the power of roosters (a proud bird is not a welcome here.)
  18. xBoris
    xBoris 22 September 2015 11: 03 New
    0
    Literally on Sunday, September 20, over the residence of the President of the Czech Republic, rofer jokers pleased the whole world, lowered .. national flag and lifted red pants, gigantic sizes.
    In my time, it’s time for the Ukraine’s ruffers to raise something similar in Kiev.
    But instead of cowards - you need to raise a sheet with the inscription - CHAMBER No. 6 ..
    And what is the truth .. All the more sense than climbing the Moscow skyscrapers, and the stars repaint. After all, in Kiev - the revolution won ..? Is not it..?
  19. LMaksim
    LMaksim 22 September 2015 11: 38 New
    +3
    That would be ours mocked and refused to supply gas to Ukraine. Generally. Fundamentally! In response to sanctions. Let gas go to the EU, but not to Ukraine. Will they shave from the highway? Well, that’s the EU’s problem, there was no need to smash it. And leave the reverse supply. Let Europe buy gas at the return. It will even be easier, because an inadequate client will be left behind even in this matter. The transit will remain, it is understandable, but at least there will be no negotiations on issues of supplies specifically to Ukraine. And let them buy gas there. How much is he there now 270? This is like one moment. On the other hand, the Ukrainian government is doing everything possible to ensure that the Russian and Ukrainian fled to different angles and never to be together again. Hence this whole nuthouse. What to do? Although it is not pleasant to say this, efforts must be made to ensure that these psychos go for treatment with the release of their offices. There are many options, but it is better that the people fix everything themselves. Themselves brewed, let them rake themselves. For there is no sense in bringing troops in, it will only get worse. Yes, someone else will suffer more than once, but they themselves jumped there on the Maidan. You can change the situation radically as follows. Amerikos stuck in the former republic of the USSR, repulsed the attack (peaceful opposition) and hold a referendum for the entry of the state into the Russian Federation. We Russians are better able to live in peace with other nations than anyone else. Yes, not everything is smooth, but better than others. The idea is of course utopian, but it would be a good incentive not to meddle in us and not to touch our neighbors. And that’s how they will cover us with bonfires on all sides.
  20. delorian
    delorian 22 September 2015 11: 41 New
    0
    I’m trying to imagine a miracle truck that carries simultaneously 40 tons, as well as Superman, well, just a pure Ukrainian !!! which alone could throw all 40 tons to the ground with his hands !!! lol as soon as the Russians doubt that the Black Sea was not bought by Ukrainians !!!
    1. 97110
      97110 22 September 2015 12: 15 New
      +5
      Quote: Delorian
      I am trying to imagine a miracle truck that transports SIMULTANEOUSLY 40 tons

      And you do not try to understand how 63 tons were loaded at the same time in the Goby or GAZ-40. I had to weigh road trains of 75 tons of gross weight. Specialists from the transport inspection claim that 100 tons at the same time - it happens. And 40 tons is a typical grain truck. And dump 20 tons at least to the left, at least to the right. Therefore, a dump truck with side unloading. And he has the same trailer, also 20 tons. If the wheat is obtained, then the potatoes will be mastered. They will not drive empty.
      1. delorian
        delorian 22 September 2015 12: 38 New
        0
        Thank you dear 97110! hi can enlighten further why our Emergencies Ministry humanitarian aid in the Donbass more than 12 (twelve) tons in one Kamaz does not load ??? what
        1. Ruslan67
          Ruslan67 22 September 2015 14: 32 New
          +5
          Quote: Delorian
          Why does our Ministry of Emergency Situations humanitarian aid in Donbass more than 12 (twelve) tons in one Kamaz does not load ??? what

          Probably because the Ministry of Emergencies do not keep idiots
        2. kotvov
          kotvov 22 September 2015 21: 14 New
          0
          12 (twelve) tons in one Kamaz does not ship ??
          it happens at 10.a you can give a guarantee. that the columns will not fall under fire-ticking how? Yes, and cars do not like overload.
        3. walrus-a
          walrus-a 23 September 2015 07: 03 New
          0
          Enlighten. Because such a carrying capacity of Kamaz according to the passport. And more than what is required by the passport, they will not be loaded in any state office ...
    2. Alekseits
      Alekseits 22 September 2015 12: 21 New
      +2
      = Here is one of the entrepreneurs of patriots, this stanchion and stood across the throat. He rolled out two of his wagons from the column and dumped all the potatoes on the ground. 40 tons, as in a pharmacy. =
    3. domokl
      domokl 22 September 2015 18: 30 New
      +1
      Quote: Delorian
      I am trying to imagine a miracle truck that transports SIMULTANEOUSLY 40 tons

      laughing What for? I just read in an article that an entrepreneur dumped potatoes from two trucks ... That's all ...
  21. nikcris
    nikcris 22 September 2015 15: 14 New
    +1
    Grandfather planted a turnip. Turnip has grown big, big. I remember and know this, but what a turnip looks like - I don’t know. For the sixth decade I don’t know ... I also remember half the proverb - More than steamed turnip.)))
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 22 September 2015 21: 04 New
      0
      Quote: nikcris
      Grandfather planted a turnip. Turnip has grown big, big. I remember and know this, but what a turnip looks like - I don’t know. I don’t know for six years ...

      )))))))) Everything is simple there ...
      Grandfather planted turnip, turnip came out and killed Grandfather)))
  22. godun
    godun 22 September 2015 15: 58 New
    0
    But you can be, you can be ... well, as an option: goods remain in Ukraine, overstock occurs and, as a result, prices fall. Crimeans, starving, on expensive products, with tears in their eyes, on their knees, pray, take them back to Ukraine.
    But seriously, it is already starting to stir up all this nonsense happening in Ukraine.
  23. nikcris
    nikcris 22 September 2015 16: 47 New
    0
    Quote: 97110
    Quote: Delorian
    I am trying to imagine a miracle truck that transports SIMULTANEOUSLY 40 tons

    And you do not try to understand how 63 tons were loaded at the same time in the Goby or GAZ-40. I had to weigh road trains of 75 tons of gross weight. Specialists from the transport inspection claim that 100 tons at the same time - it happens. And 40 tons is a typical grain truck. And dump 20 tons at least to the left, at least to the right. Therefore, a dump truck with side unloading. And he has the same trailer, also 20 tons. If the wheat is obtained, then the potatoes will be mastered. They will not drive empty.

    What are you? Are you kidding? The volume of the truck is 80 cubic meters. How do you load it in 75-100 tons except cast iron ingots? Grain weight approximately 700 kg \ m60. Grain truck with a trailer of XNUMX cubes per studio !!!
  24. a housewife
    a housewife 22 September 2015 22: 57 New
    +1
    Quote: 97110
    Quote: Delorian
    I am trying to imagine a miracle truck that transports SIMULTANEOUSLY 40 tons

    And you do not try to understand how 63 tons were loaded at the same time in the Goby or GAZ-40. I had to weigh road trains of 75 tons of gross weight. Specialists from the transport inspection claim that 100 tons at the same time - it happens. And 40 tons is a typical grain truck. And dump 20 tons at least to the left, at least to the right. Therefore, a dump truck with side unloading. And he has the same trailer, also 20 tons. If the wheat is obtained, then the potatoes will be mastered. They will not drive empty.
    He wrote - "rolled his two wagons", so 40 tons should be divided by 2.
  25. Zomanus
    Zomanus 23 September 2015 06: 31 New
    0
    Well, in general, you can understand why this is done.
    Well, if the country's leadership is adequate, right?
    Blockade, goods are getting cheaper, right?
    The state is buying stocks cheaply, storing.
    Even the figs with it, with warehousing, let it be stored locally.
    In winter, when the full opa in cities begins,
    stocks are rolled out and distributed as humanitarian aid,
    to prevent hunger riots.
    The same reserves go to the troops in the Donbass.
    This, I repeat, if the leadership is adequate.
  26. Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 23 September 2015 13: 22 New
    0
    The "outskirts" gradually "reach the handle" ...

    Shalun froze his finger:
    To him both it is sick and ridiculous,
    A mother threatens him in the window.

    A.S. Pushkin.
  27. a71
    a71 27 September 2015 15: 02 New
    0
    Quote: nikcris
    Grandfather planted a turnip. Turnip has grown big, big. I remember and know this, but what a turnip looks like - I don’t know. For the sixth decade I don’t know ... I also remember half the proverb - More than steamed turnip.)))

    not so - it's easier than steamed turnips.