Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Under the guidance of dragonflies
Good day to you, dear readers! Whatever happens, but I am always glad to have our next meeting. But I don’t know if we will meet in a couple of months or have to be postponed for “to heat”. But about it one after another.
All night long I was searching and dragging infrared films to cover the floor. Well, those that do not let the cold into the house, and the heat is not released. Tarakanushka said that without them did not return. And judging by my notes, I still "returned". Got it, therefore. Winter on the mustache, so to speak. I don't have a nose ...
It all started with our Kulyavloba. That climbs into the TV constantly, and I suffer. And from this very TV the prime minister suddenly gave out. Frankly, for many Ukrainians issued unexpected news. Especially for those who sit in large offices. It turns out that summer is red, we already sang ...
Only in the famous classic work from the life of insects dragonfly was engaged in this. And then she suffered herself. And at us it turns out, do dragonflies, and we will already suffer. Kulyavlob said that our heat minister did not notice the coming winter at all and is now personally responsible. For what, it is not clear. For not coming? Or for the coming, but this, like the Thai, or there as in the Republic of Cape Verde. Only now, if you do not appoint those responsible, the Ukrainian winter will come.
All summer, our lords atamans sat exactly on the ... armchairs and waited for the Russian "Gazprom" to crawl over to them with a plea to buy gas. It seems like there is nowhere to go. Take yourself, we also pay extra. Here we have mocked enough. They would ask that the gas should not burn with a blue flame in the burner, but in the color of the Ukrainian flag. Half is blue and the other half is yellow.
And this damned already by all Ukrainians and not once Gazprom didn’t crawl, but also turned somewhere in China. And the guys from the EU do not particularly yearn for the absence of gas. Over the summer, they pumped themselves into each bucket and trough, and they also laugh. True, not all.
Our best friends, Poles, Slovaks, Balts, also do not really laugh. This nasty "Gazprom" is going to stop in their pipe gas for the EU to pump. Peremoga on the Eastern European scale. And what are the Germans? Also nasty. Even more. Not only do they not want to freeze a little for the sake of our peremoga in winter. Yes, and what a winter there is with them ... So they also gathered all the gas pipes for themselves. So it means to become a European "gas station" and "gas distribution". And we? And the Poles? And all there Slovaks with Bulgarians?
The song on this subject sounded, but such a song is more called or moaning or crying.
Okay. Let's return to our dragonflies. Kulyavlob, as I wrote above, appointed my personal and our Minister of Energy and Coal Industry Demchishin to be the “personally responsible” for the winter. Previously, he, I think, was responsible for the summer, even earlier for the spring ... The Steward of God in Ukraine according to the weather.
Vladimir we also talk to the master. Started with electricity. Well, the one from which the light bulbs shine and, if you foolishly climb into the outlet, shakes strongly. And right away, bam for the Russian electric power industry. But reduce purchases three times. This is our August-September cold. And October or December is there ... We, therefore, are now buying 300 million kilowatts, but we will be only one hundred. And illuminate your streets and porches for rubles, and not for full-fledged hryvnia. In both.
We are waiting for the shreds of hair bosses from electricity in Russia. Such a buyer will lose. True, there is one question. And in August, why did you buy so much? Here it is. You do not know, dear, the structure of the energy sector. We buy because ... we save anthracite. And now we will not save.
So smoothly passed to this very anthracite. I saw him. Black, shiny like that. And completely tasteless. Let them eat themselves. Well, this is a matter of taste. So, we have accumulated it in August ... so much ... it captures the spirit. You can even more in December, they drown. Unless of course the “personally responsible” agrees there, in the heavenly office, about a warm winter.
Only here, December is not the end of winter, but the middle. So at the end did not accumulate. Fortunately, there are people in the Donbas. Will sell, probably. They, too, need to put coal somewhere. No, but what? Gunpowder said that the Donbass - Ukraine. Not in the sense, when pensions or food are imported there, but in the sense, when coal is taken out from there ... And if Ukraine, then we will buy coal at Ukrainian prices.
Well, Demchishin 15 September confirmed. "Each product has its price. We agreed to buy it at the same price at which we buy from Ukrainian producers - it is 1100 hryvnia plus VAT. As far as I understand the cost structure, at least half of the coal that is mined in the uncontrolled territory has a cost price smaller than this value. " Quite our price. Not as much as the seller wants, but as much as we give. Well this is Ukraine.
And, most importantly, how quickly they forgot about the separatists, about some kind of blockade. Anthracite is needed. Though burst. And at such a ridiculous price in 55 you can not buy American hryvnias per ton. For the rest, for some reason, one and a half to two times more expensive. Some kind of anti-Ukrainian conspiracy of the world economy.
And then there's the Donetsk chief for something offended at us. Not selling, said coal at this price. I will trade at the market. That's because the separatist. Probably also has its way out in the heavenly office on Himself.
But this is not all zrady today. There is more gas. More precisely, there is no gas. Slovaks, of course, helped politically in the summer. We pumped our gas backwards in full. Only here again this "Gazprom". Do not have time to pump. "Mine" began to dry up. Total 15 billion cubic meters and pumped. Still with heels of a billion need somewhere ... well, like to buy.
And the most disgusting thing is that for gas for Ukraine they speak not with the Ukrainian minister, but Russians and Europeans. And the Ukrainians only send suggestions. It's a shame, of course. Only and understandable. In these negotiations, don’t gallop, but pay. The EU pays, this very EU will "dance" us. Also in full.
But ours is also not a finger of affairs ... they think. We remembered the old contract. Another one for which Tymoshenko was sent to the kitsch. Well, let's assume that how much. In short, we know how much gas should be loved for us! 252 is their dollar per thousand cubic meters. And not a dollar more. Gas transportation costs 32 dollars per thousand. Total - consider yourself. And we don’t have to pay anymore, because we are a Great Ukraine, and we determine for what we will buy.
In short, we naprygalis to the fullest. Summer red sang. We will see the result soon. One joy with us. The presence of genius Kulyavloba. He has already solved the problem. Remember the old rule that everything ingenious is simple? I'm not talking about the simplicity of this premiere device. I'm talking about solving the problem.
So here. What do you think, why winter is drowned in residential and other premises? Readers with a primitive "so that people do not freeze" immediately go into Putin's trolls. Think narrowly. Not patriotic. Even if you are Russians.
Heating for the winter includes so that the pipes from frost do not burst! They are metal. And water tends to expand. And both from a frost, and from heating. Here are the pipes and burst. And these are the costs ... But if the temperature in the pipes is small, they will not freeze anyway. Here is the prime minister and ordered for this winter to reduce this very temperature in the premises. From 18 to 16 degrees. Ukrainians are not any Papuans. Do not freeze.
Okay. Now about the Russian stupidity. Yeah, they pricked their ears ... What do you think, we are a brotherly people ... At least they were recently.
Remember the message of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation that the Ukrainian RDG “stole” a Russian contract soldier and his brother directly from home on the territory of Russia and dragged them to him? Quite by chance I know this history. I'll tell you. To keep your nose up.
So, the boy serves in the Russian military unit. And not just anywhere, but in the famous Mulino. And since he serves under the contract, he has a legitimate weekend. And since he is a Russian man, he didn’t care about any combat readiness there and left Mulino for the weekend. To mom on pies.
They sit, it means they eat pies. And then the neighbor to my mother came running. Do you need a parasyuk? Cheap? Of course it is necessary. So go to the next, true, Ukrainian, village and buy ... It's cheap there. They themselves took yesterday.
And it must be said that with all our wars and truces, the residents of the border villages wanted to spit on this border from a high bell tower. Russians go to Ukraine for vodka and snacks. Ukrainians for manufactured goods and money. Godfathers live on both sides of the border.
Mom means to his sons. Like, piglet something would be necessary to buy. And what about some hundreds of km for Russian? They sat down in the car, mother, two sons with a close mind and the bride of one of the guys. We arrived at the railway embankment. Women are more cunning. Type, you already run back and forth, and we'll watch the car here.
Sons and happy to try. Kontraktnik as he was in the Russian military uniform, and went. And the younger brother took care. He went in shorts. Frozen Here's his jacket and bro gave vilify. And here in the market of the Ukrainian village two Russian soldiers wander. Ask about parasyukam. It was here that this most "Ukrainian RDG" knit them.
To sweeten the pill, I will tell the same story. But on the other hand. Yesterday, exactly the same situation happened at Sivash. Ukrainian fishermen went fishing. It's okay Always there was fishing. (Just as always, the previous two bought there.) What are such boundaries? We are fishermen. And below us is the Sivash. Suitable border boat. Like who and what? Documents and other. And the fishermen, like a cat Matroskin, mustache, paws and tail. They took "saboteurs" to the Russian outpost. Now the wife runs around the checkpoint with a passport, so that means a fine to issue for illegal crossing.
This is what I? No matter how much we say that we are different, but we are the same. Equally crazy. Equally disorderly. Equally live in one phrase.
And I heard these stories myself understood where. And I heard something else. Not very much, but interesting.
According to the DNI. It seems like everything goes according to the Ukrainian plan. Zakharchenko and Pushilin reject the main condition that hampered the negotiations. That is, from the order of execution of the points of the agreement. Now the focus is simply on the availability of completed items.
The entire system of Ukrainian laws and legal proceedings is being restored. Undesirable deputies were removed from the National Council (12 people). A one-party system is being formed. But I wrote about this in past notes.
According to specialists from the Security Service of Ukraine, they are now trying to reproduce the mini-USSR in the DPR.
But the most interesting thing is that the oligarchs barely hide what is happening. Akhmetov and his ilk agreed to continue the work of their enterprises with Kiev. Moreover, they agreed clearly on conditions that were completely unacceptable for the people's republics. That is why 15 September, Zakharchenko, and issued a warning about the termination of the shipment of coal to Ukraine at domestic prices. So our waiting, when Zakharchenko throw off.
More interesting with the LC. You should have seen the face of the person responsible for working with this republic. Boiled cancer would envy such a complexion. This information blockade, which exists now in the LC, has never happened before. The intelligence of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the Security Service of Ukraine feeds on more rumors than real facts. Even electronics engineers do not really what they can. So what is happening in Lugansk is sealed.
One of the clerks once told me that there is now 37 a year of the last century. Any "bunch" responds with a knock at the door. I do not know if this is true, but they say so. And my sources from there, too, fell silent.
It seems that this is not the beginning of the end, this is the end of the end. The end is not the DNI or the LC, but the end of Ukraine as a Leninist project. Like countries in general. On both sides we see some kind of stirring. Or death agony.
In the meantime, we have another holiday today. It is a holiday. "On September 16, a ceremony of signing a loan agreement in the amount of $ 16.00 million will be held to strengthen the financial sector of Ukraine. The ceremony will take place in the building of the World Bank office in Ukraine in Kiev."
Like this. Ukrainians now even borrow money in a festive atmosphere. Not so often such holidays, although it pleases. It is sad to realize that nothing can be done. You can only silently watch your homeland die. Watch and understand that you will probably die with your homeland.
I apologize for the end of the notes. It just became sad from the awareness of its insignificance in this world. See you in the next notes. And God give us patience and understanding.
All night long I was searching and dragging infrared films to cover the floor. Well, those that do not let the cold into the house, and the heat is not released. Tarakanushka said that without them did not return. And judging by my notes, I still "returned". Got it, therefore. Winter on the mustache, so to speak. I don't have a nose ...
It all started with our Kulyavloba. That climbs into the TV constantly, and I suffer. And from this very TV the prime minister suddenly gave out. Frankly, for many Ukrainians issued unexpected news. Especially for those who sit in large offices. It turns out that summer is red, we already sang ...
Only in the famous classic work from the life of insects dragonfly was engaged in this. And then she suffered herself. And at us it turns out, do dragonflies, and we will already suffer. Kulyavlob said that our heat minister did not notice the coming winter at all and is now personally responsible. For what, it is not clear. For not coming? Or for the coming, but this, like the Thai, or there as in the Republic of Cape Verde. Only now, if you do not appoint those responsible, the Ukrainian winter will come.
All summer, our lords atamans sat exactly on the ... armchairs and waited for the Russian "Gazprom" to crawl over to them with a plea to buy gas. It seems like there is nowhere to go. Take yourself, we also pay extra. Here we have mocked enough. They would ask that the gas should not burn with a blue flame in the burner, but in the color of the Ukrainian flag. Half is blue and the other half is yellow.
And this damned already by all Ukrainians and not once Gazprom didn’t crawl, but also turned somewhere in China. And the guys from the EU do not particularly yearn for the absence of gas. Over the summer, they pumped themselves into each bucket and trough, and they also laugh. True, not all.
Our best friends, Poles, Slovaks, Balts, also do not really laugh. This nasty "Gazprom" is going to stop in their pipe gas for the EU to pump. Peremoga on the Eastern European scale. And what are the Germans? Also nasty. Even more. Not only do they not want to freeze a little for the sake of our peremoga in winter. Yes, and what a winter there is with them ... So they also gathered all the gas pipes for themselves. So it means to become a European "gas station" and "gas distribution". And we? And the Poles? And all there Slovaks with Bulgarians?
The song on this subject sounded, but such a song is more called or moaning or crying.
Okay. Let's return to our dragonflies. Kulyavlob, as I wrote above, appointed my personal and our Minister of Energy and Coal Industry Demchishin to be the “personally responsible” for the winter. Previously, he, I think, was responsible for the summer, even earlier for the spring ... The Steward of God in Ukraine according to the weather.
Vladimir we also talk to the master. Started with electricity. Well, the one from which the light bulbs shine and, if you foolishly climb into the outlet, shakes strongly. And right away, bam for the Russian electric power industry. But reduce purchases three times. This is our August-September cold. And October or December is there ... We, therefore, are now buying 300 million kilowatts, but we will be only one hundred. And illuminate your streets and porches for rubles, and not for full-fledged hryvnia. In both.
We are waiting for the shreds of hair bosses from electricity in Russia. Such a buyer will lose. True, there is one question. And in August, why did you buy so much? Here it is. You do not know, dear, the structure of the energy sector. We buy because ... we save anthracite. And now we will not save.
So smoothly passed to this very anthracite. I saw him. Black, shiny like that. And completely tasteless. Let them eat themselves. Well, this is a matter of taste. So, we have accumulated it in August ... so much ... it captures the spirit. You can even more in December, they drown. Unless of course the “personally responsible” agrees there, in the heavenly office, about a warm winter.
Only here, December is not the end of winter, but the middle. So at the end did not accumulate. Fortunately, there are people in the Donbas. Will sell, probably. They, too, need to put coal somewhere. No, but what? Gunpowder said that the Donbass - Ukraine. Not in the sense, when pensions or food are imported there, but in the sense, when coal is taken out from there ... And if Ukraine, then we will buy coal at Ukrainian prices.
Well, Demchishin 15 September confirmed. "Each product has its price. We agreed to buy it at the same price at which we buy from Ukrainian producers - it is 1100 hryvnia plus VAT. As far as I understand the cost structure, at least half of the coal that is mined in the uncontrolled territory has a cost price smaller than this value. " Quite our price. Not as much as the seller wants, but as much as we give. Well this is Ukraine.
And, most importantly, how quickly they forgot about the separatists, about some kind of blockade. Anthracite is needed. Though burst. And at such a ridiculous price in 55 you can not buy American hryvnias per ton. For the rest, for some reason, one and a half to two times more expensive. Some kind of anti-Ukrainian conspiracy of the world economy.
And then there's the Donetsk chief for something offended at us. Not selling, said coal at this price. I will trade at the market. That's because the separatist. Probably also has its way out in the heavenly office on Himself.
But this is not all zrady today. There is more gas. More precisely, there is no gas. Slovaks, of course, helped politically in the summer. We pumped our gas backwards in full. Only here again this "Gazprom". Do not have time to pump. "Mine" began to dry up. Total 15 billion cubic meters and pumped. Still with heels of a billion need somewhere ... well, like to buy.
And the most disgusting thing is that for gas for Ukraine they speak not with the Ukrainian minister, but Russians and Europeans. And the Ukrainians only send suggestions. It's a shame, of course. Only and understandable. In these negotiations, don’t gallop, but pay. The EU pays, this very EU will "dance" us. Also in full.
But ours is also not a finger of affairs ... they think. We remembered the old contract. Another one for which Tymoshenko was sent to the kitsch. Well, let's assume that how much. In short, we know how much gas should be loved for us! 252 is their dollar per thousand cubic meters. And not a dollar more. Gas transportation costs 32 dollars per thousand. Total - consider yourself. And we don’t have to pay anymore, because we are a Great Ukraine, and we determine for what we will buy.
In short, we naprygalis to the fullest. Summer red sang. We will see the result soon. One joy with us. The presence of genius Kulyavloba. He has already solved the problem. Remember the old rule that everything ingenious is simple? I'm not talking about the simplicity of this premiere device. I'm talking about solving the problem.
So here. What do you think, why winter is drowned in residential and other premises? Readers with a primitive "so that people do not freeze" immediately go into Putin's trolls. Think narrowly. Not patriotic. Even if you are Russians.
Heating for the winter includes so that the pipes from frost do not burst! They are metal. And water tends to expand. And both from a frost, and from heating. Here are the pipes and burst. And these are the costs ... But if the temperature in the pipes is small, they will not freeze anyway. Here is the prime minister and ordered for this winter to reduce this very temperature in the premises. From 18 to 16 degrees. Ukrainians are not any Papuans. Do not freeze.
Okay. Now about the Russian stupidity. Yeah, they pricked their ears ... What do you think, we are a brotherly people ... At least they were recently.
Remember the message of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation that the Ukrainian RDG “stole” a Russian contract soldier and his brother directly from home on the territory of Russia and dragged them to him? Quite by chance I know this history. I'll tell you. To keep your nose up.
So, the boy serves in the Russian military unit. And not just anywhere, but in the famous Mulino. And since he serves under the contract, he has a legitimate weekend. And since he is a Russian man, he didn’t care about any combat readiness there and left Mulino for the weekend. To mom on pies.
They sit, it means they eat pies. And then the neighbor to my mother came running. Do you need a parasyuk? Cheap? Of course it is necessary. So go to the next, true, Ukrainian, village and buy ... It's cheap there. They themselves took yesterday.
And it must be said that with all our wars and truces, the residents of the border villages wanted to spit on this border from a high bell tower. Russians go to Ukraine for vodka and snacks. Ukrainians for manufactured goods and money. Godfathers live on both sides of the border.
Mom means to his sons. Like, piglet something would be necessary to buy. And what about some hundreds of km for Russian? They sat down in the car, mother, two sons with a close mind and the bride of one of the guys. We arrived at the railway embankment. Women are more cunning. Type, you already run back and forth, and we'll watch the car here.
Sons and happy to try. Kontraktnik as he was in the Russian military uniform, and went. And the younger brother took care. He went in shorts. Frozen Here's his jacket and bro gave vilify. And here in the market of the Ukrainian village two Russian soldiers wander. Ask about parasyukam. It was here that this most "Ukrainian RDG" knit them.
To sweeten the pill, I will tell the same story. But on the other hand. Yesterday, exactly the same situation happened at Sivash. Ukrainian fishermen went fishing. It's okay Always there was fishing. (Just as always, the previous two bought there.) What are such boundaries? We are fishermen. And below us is the Sivash. Suitable border boat. Like who and what? Documents and other. And the fishermen, like a cat Matroskin, mustache, paws and tail. They took "saboteurs" to the Russian outpost. Now the wife runs around the checkpoint with a passport, so that means a fine to issue for illegal crossing.
This is what I? No matter how much we say that we are different, but we are the same. Equally crazy. Equally disorderly. Equally live in one phrase.
And I heard these stories myself understood where. And I heard something else. Not very much, but interesting.
According to the DNI. It seems like everything goes according to the Ukrainian plan. Zakharchenko and Pushilin reject the main condition that hampered the negotiations. That is, from the order of execution of the points of the agreement. Now the focus is simply on the availability of completed items.
The entire system of Ukrainian laws and legal proceedings is being restored. Undesirable deputies were removed from the National Council (12 people). A one-party system is being formed. But I wrote about this in past notes.
According to specialists from the Security Service of Ukraine, they are now trying to reproduce the mini-USSR in the DPR.
But the most interesting thing is that the oligarchs barely hide what is happening. Akhmetov and his ilk agreed to continue the work of their enterprises with Kiev. Moreover, they agreed clearly on conditions that were completely unacceptable for the people's republics. That is why 15 September, Zakharchenko, and issued a warning about the termination of the shipment of coal to Ukraine at domestic prices. So our waiting, when Zakharchenko throw off.
More interesting with the LC. You should have seen the face of the person responsible for working with this republic. Boiled cancer would envy such a complexion. This information blockade, which exists now in the LC, has never happened before. The intelligence of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the Security Service of Ukraine feeds on more rumors than real facts. Even electronics engineers do not really what they can. So what is happening in Lugansk is sealed.
One of the clerks once told me that there is now 37 a year of the last century. Any "bunch" responds with a knock at the door. I do not know if this is true, but they say so. And my sources from there, too, fell silent.
It seems that this is not the beginning of the end, this is the end of the end. The end is not the DNI or the LC, but the end of Ukraine as a Leninist project. Like countries in general. On both sides we see some kind of stirring. Or death agony.
In the meantime, we have another holiday today. It is a holiday. "On September 16, a ceremony of signing a loan agreement in the amount of $ 16.00 million will be held to strengthen the financial sector of Ukraine. The ceremony will take place in the building of the World Bank office in Ukraine in Kiev."
Like this. Ukrainians now even borrow money in a festive atmosphere. Not so often such holidays, although it pleases. It is sad to realize that nothing can be done. You can only silently watch your homeland die. Watch and understand that you will probably die with your homeland.
I apologize for the end of the notes. It just became sad from the awareness of its insignificance in this world. See you in the next notes. And God give us patience and understanding.
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