SBU: spies everywhere ...

The Security Service of Ukraine barely manages to publish news about the detention of "Russian" and "pro-Russian" "spies". Literally every day on the official website of the agency there are messages about the next capture of a "spy" or "agent", without fail "having a relationship" with the Russian Federation. This time, a 21-year-old resident of the Luhansk region was declared a spy, allegedly recruited by the Russian special services, and who had previously served in the Ukrainian armed forces.

From the message press service of the SBU:

In the Luhansk region, the Security Service of Ukraine detained a spy of terrorists. The attacker served in the Ukrainian Armed Forces, but at the beginning of the Russian aggression, she went over to the side of the militants and joined one of the terrorist groups “LPR”.

Employees of the Russian special services seconded to the so-called. “LNR” to carry out sabotage and subversive work recruited a traitor to carry out “spy” orders.

The 21-year-old girl of attractive appearance should have established personal contact with the person who possesses the secret information about the forces of the anti-terrorist operation. When trying to get the secret materials, the spy was detained.

Criminal proceedings under Art. 111 (High treason) of the Criminal Code of Ukraine.

The girl herself, whose face in the SBU footage is somehow hiding, declares in front of the camera that she was recruited by the GRU of the Russian Federation about two months ago. At the same time, the “spy” reports that a “comrade of Murmants” was engaged in her recruitment.

Information published by the press service of the SBU raises several questions. First: why is information about the forces of the “anti-terrorist operation” called secret if it is literally every day voiced by high-ranking officials of the Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine? Second: how many more residents of the Luhansk and Donetsk regions in the SBU are ready to declare "spies"?

Comments

[sever.56]

What a bullshit ...! The supply of information goes straight to their General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the SBU. Information is given both by those who hate the junta, and those who are ready to sell their mothers for "pennies", and not just some "military secret."

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Boring .... Yawning!
Here are the spies so the spies.! We wanted to eat watermelon with bacon and a vodka with our border guards! After all, for a month they would have brought the frontier post with indigestion ..)))))

And they wanted to a bathhouse with lice ... Well, washed, fed ..

[marlin1203]

Any resident of Donetsk and Lugansk region with a mobile phone is a seasoned agent of the GRU

[thinking]

The rank is not lower than the colonel.

[KERTAK]

just like in the TV series "Americans", where the main characters are a family with two children, the parents are Soviet spies during the Cold War.

[prosto_rgb]

Quote: marlin1203

Any resident of Donetsk and Lugansk region with a mobile phone is a seasoned agent of the GRU

And also spies of the English-Japanese-German-Spanish intelligence.
Somewhere we have already passed this in history.

[your1970]

so she wanted secret or secret материалы отшпионить?мало ли какие тайны у мужчин водются?

[tatarin_ru]

Quote: marlin1203

Any resident of Donetsk and Lugansk region with a mobile phone is a seasoned agent of the GRU

В последнее время девушки ,причем молодые,просто других способов "завоевать" женщину у отморозков нет.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: marlin1203

Any resident of Donetsk and Lugansk region with a mobile phone is a seasoned agent of the GRU

We have as many people in the entire army as there have already been destroyed the APU, if the censor is not read. Now it turns out that in Ukraine, NOT Kremlin spies only Saakashvili with Gaidarovka ...

[KazaK Bo]

MIKHAN
Boring .... Yawning!

Наоборот...смеяться нужно!!! Смеяться от того ШОУ... В КОТОРОМ ЭСБЭУШНИКИ РАЗВОДЯТ СВОИХ ЖЕ ПОЛИТИКОВ И ГОСМУЖЕЙ -- ДЕНЬГИ, ПОДИ, НА БОРЬБУ СО ШПИЁНАМИ РАСПИЛИЛИ ...ВОТ И ЛОВЯТ ВСЕХ ПОДРЯД...ВЕШАЮТ ЯРЛЫКИ!
Потому и лицо не показывают..ФИО не называют... улики не предъявляют ... дилетанты укроповские! У них же оплата идёт по факту...отдельно за подбитый танк..отдельно за ополченца...повышенная в том случае, если при пойманном оказалась балалайка...бутылка водки, подтяжки в цветах триколора, удостоверение "грушника" с фото в обнимку с ВВП и его подписью! Так же обстоят дела и по выполнению ПЛАНА ПО ПОИМКЕ ШПИЁНОВ!!!

[ramzes1776]

We still forgot about the bottle of vodka and the balalaika, and the St. George ribbon is mandatory)

[vorobey]

Quote: MIKHAN

Boring .... Yawning!

Wait, you’ll open your mouth even wider ...


A group of Ukrainian lenders and bondholders whose maturities expire already in 2015, advocated revising the terms of the preliminary agreement on the restructuring of Ukrainian debt, Bloomberg reports.

The agency writes that the creditors, whose interests are represented by the American law firm Shearman & Sterling, consider the previously agreed option for resolving the debt issue "dishonest."

According to the terms of the agreement, in exchange for writing off 20 percent of the debt body and deferring the repayment of bonds, lenders must receive packages of specially issued VRI (Value Recovery Instrument) securities, according to which, under certain conditions, they will be paid a kind of compensation. In particular, the VRI distribution procedure caused dissatisfaction, which dissatisfied believe infringes on the interests of the owners of those Ukrainian bonds, which are due in 2015.

"It is assumed that all bondholders will receive the same packages of new securities. Our clients consider this approach unfair, since for bonds maturing in 2015, the delay can be more than eight years, while for other bonds it will be only about six months," - says Shearman & Sterling.

However, the company does not disclose the names of creditors whose interests it represents, and what proportion of Ukrainian bonds they control. It is also known that by the end of September 2015 Ukraine should pay off bonds worth $ 500 million, and in October - another 600 million euros.

Bloomberg notes that part of the "September" bonds belongs to the Franklin Templeton fund, which heads the creditors' committee with which the Ukrainian Ministry of Finance previously negotiated, but it is not known who controls the rest of the securities.

The authorities of Ukraine are planning to approve final agreements on debt restructuring of $ 18 billion in mid-September, but disagreements among creditors threaten to disrupt the transaction. For the agreement to enter into force, at least 75 percent of the participants in the meeting, in which at least two-thirds of the creditors will take part, must come out in support.
http://zn.ua/ECONOMICS/kreditory-potrebovali-peresmotra-usloviy-restrukturizacii
-dolga-ukrainy-bloomberg-188139_.html

[cuzmin.mihail2013]

The authorities of Ukraine are planning to approve the final agreement on debt restructuring of $ 18 billion in mid-September, but disagreements among creditors threaten to disrupt the transaction.
It would be funny if a deal breaks down! The main thing, then Poroshenko’s argument about non-payment of the debt of Russia, because Allegedly, Ukraine has restructured debts from creditors, it loses all meaning. And you have to give the money in any way!

[BMP-2]

Due to the fact that the bulk of the population in Ukraine according to the SBU are spies, the Verkhovna Rada is invited to change the name of the country to Spy!

Due to the uncontrolled influx of spies, henceforth, it is proposed to give espionage citizenship only to those who identify themselves with indigenous spies and provide a certificate certified by the GRU of the Russian Federation!

[SRC P-15]

21-year-old girl of attractive appearance

Now in Ukraine, beautiful girls, just like during the Nazi occupation, smear themselves with soot and dirt, so as not to catch the eye of the SBU - in a moment they will be made a "spygunka".

[Sauron80]

So they go to Europe by leaps and bounds! This one was lucky - they would put him, the next one probably like in Europe in the old days - right on the fire.

[Now we are free]

21 year old girl attractive appearance had to establish personal contact with a person who possesses secret information about the forces of the anti-terrorist operation. When trying to get secret materials, the spy was detained.

Ooo "Strawberry" went (at the crucial moment, Patro Tararasyuk jumped out of bed and shouted "Glory to Ukraine! He pointed his ..." pistol "on the spy). And I used to think that in order to get secret information from the Armed Forces of Ukraine / SBU it is necessary to give 1000 UAH. on the sweaty paw of an employee of the Junta "Officer" ... Bed espionage is a matter of world powers, which the Ruin apparently wants to consider itself ...

The girl herself, whose face is hidden for some reason in the frames of the SBU, claims in front of the camera that she was recruited "GRU of the Russian Federation" about two months ago. Moreover, the "spy" reports that her recruitment engaged in a "comrade Murmantsev."
Well, yes GRU, all the time it is restless and ubiquitous GRU. And what are not "horse divers" of the Buryat-Chechen 200 thousandth contingent ?
Comrade Murmantsev? There is an eyelid Comrade Putintsev ...

P.S. No one has yet asked the question - Why haven’t the prisons of Ruins yet burst from the number of countless agents, employees, GRU / FSB informants sitting in them? ..

[tol100v]

Quote: sever.56

who is ready to sell his own mother for "pennies", and not just some "military secret."

The most important spies in Ukraine are Potroshenko and Yaytsenyukh! All other Maidanut will be lower rank.

[Wolverine]

I’ll add that the most important American spies are Potroshenko and Yaytsenyuk ...

[vkl-47]

The face is closed so that it wouldn’t appear, but it was like she was reading a text on a piece of paper

[Fidget]

ahhhaahaha! =) Have you noticed one funny detail? .. the girl is sitting in handcuffs .... and DARK GLASSES on the top =))) is it like that ???
I can directly imagine the picture of the detention: two outbacks popping up from the bushes on the street, grabbing a pretty girl going about her business and - into the jail, shoot the video =)))))))))

[demo]

Nothing can be entrusted to these banderochochlam dibiloids.
And the Boeing was knocked out in the wrong place, and the glasses were not removed.

[vodolaz]

But the order signed personally by Bortnikov was not found with her?

[mirag2]

But the Czechs say that they recorded the work of the SBU against the Czech Republic.

[inkass_98]

And why did the GRU recruit her? And not the GPU-NKVD-MGB-KGB-FSB ?. Already not even funny.

[Tor5]

Well, that's what they wanted!

[Maksus]

Was the prostitute detained?

[evil partisan]

Quote: Maksus

A 21-year-old girl of attractive appearance was supposed to establish personal contact with a person who has secret information about the forces of the anti-terrorist operation.

It’s somehow difficult ... Why the heck to spoil a girl, all the more attractive, if on the Censor all the secrets of the ATO are open access ...

[33 Watcher]

So really. What is there to spy at all? Also great secrets to me ...

[kil 31]

The sympathizers were always called spies. And in the Lugansk region there are 90% of them. You can spy everyone.

[Decathlon]

"... possessing secret information about the forces of the anti-terrorist operation ..."
Typesetter from a local advertising agency ?!

[Uncle VasyaSayapin]

Guys, next time you want to cheer on a Ukrainian woman, do not introduce yourself as GRU officers, but as producers or journalists.

[vekxx1986]

Soon light drugs will be officially allowed to replenish the budget, and then the SBU will "shine"!

[asadov]

the next military lump of the Armed Forces of Ukraine is trying to get rid of the field wife

[afdjhbn67]

Quote: wicked partisan

Quote: Maksus

A 21-year-old girl of attractive appearance was supposed to establish personal contact with a person who has secret information about the forces of the anti-terrorist operation.

It’s somehow difficult ... Why the heck to spoil a girl, all the more attractive, if on the Censor all the secrets of the ATO are open access ...

да нет эту девку лучше в Москву отправить баксы зарабатывать на панели..пользы больше

[evil partisan]

Quote: afdjhbn67

this girl is better to send bucks to Moscow to earn money on the panel .. more

I share. А то у меня сынмузыкантматьего с ипотекой.

[kil 31]

Quote: wicked partisan

Quote: afdjhbn67

this girl is better to send bucks to Moscow to earn money on the panel .. more

I share. А то у меня сынмузыкантматьего с ипотекой.

So you're on a log or partisan. The same ?

[evil partisan]

Quote: keel 31

So you're on a log or partisan. The same ?

We have 1 son for two ...

[kil 31]

Quote: wicked partisan

Quote: keel 31

So you're on a log or partisan. The same ?

We have 1 son for two ...

So buy your son a piano for two. He will be glad.

[Nord2015]

Well, in general, it was not surprising. But now I know the Ukrainian criminal article (111 - high treason). Although the frequency of its application, it reminded me of a slightly different article - 58-1. Any action aimed at the overthrow, undermining or weakening of power is recognized as counter-revolutionary .....

[cuzmin.mihail2013]

And also, external appeal and charm in the first place. Because the question arises: why is it not a panel in Europe, or at least in Moscow?

[2С5]

... you understand the competition! Our "butterflies" kaklyatskih defectors are already beating, arguing that they are already sitting on a freebie, 820 rubles / day allowance for one refugee! And our unemployed will not see such help even close ... such is the Russian charity

[Kolka82]

Yes, be vigilant, we are everywhere ...

[kursk87]

Schizophrenia among senior officials of the SBU just rolls over

[roskot]

This is not schizophrenia. This is an abscess of the brain. It is removed with the head.
They themselves believe in what they say.

[2С5]

... the main thing is that the population believes!

[3 Gorynych]

Not a day without "fried" - dutch probably already causes heartburn, not only in our country, but also in the EU.

[sl22277]

We don't have that many spies. I think Russia doesn't need it. There are enough deserters from Dill, who have occupied rather non-ordinary posts. There is such a thing: Hunt for Witches! And promise the "True Ukrainian" a well-fed and contented life ..., he will sell you and the Motherland with all the giblets! So, as you can see, there is no such need yet, after all, Russia does not conduct military and espionage activities in Dill. And what you need to know, the special services, believe me, know!

[ArhipenkoAndrey]

And something that the liberal-democratic hmyry about the 37th does not remember how they got water in their mouths, or is it the democratic repression authorized by the UN?

[Asadullah]

SBU: spies everywhere ...

The most interesting thing is that back in 95, some people in the leadership of the Russian Federation pushed the concept of undercover activity and influence on the territory of Ukraine. For which they suffered organizationally. I understand that if it worked, then Ukraine today would look very different .....

[Sanain]

"A certain" comrade Murmantsev "was engaged in her recruitment." But Popovich was not there?

[roskot]

The spy became shallow. They do not pull on Krasnodonts.

[Baloo]

The girl herself, whose face in the SBU footage is somehow hiding, declares in front of the camera that she was recruited by the GRU of the Russian Federation about two months ago. At the same time, the “spy” reports that a “comrade of Murmants” was engaged in her recruitment.

I know him. Here he is, comrade Murom:

[Asadullah]

that a certain “comrade Murmantsev” was engaged in her recruitment.

It is interesting that it turns out that a public figure from the GRU was engaged in her recruitment? Officially, he introduced himself as Comrade Murmantsev. It is not clear why the GRU is recruiting an ordinary whore .... liberals should now start yelling that Aunt Grusha is laundering money ....

[morpogr]

У них в стране на каждом углу
One hundred GRU spies,
Crest flashes - GRU knows.
The spies are there, the spies are here
You cannot get up without them, you cannot sit without them.
Crest sigh - GRU knows.

Here you are rushing into a bird - a spy!
You will meet the girl - a spy!
And away, and then - a spy!
You’ll go for a walk, and there’s a spy!
Dive into bed - and there is a spy!
And your dreams are known to the GRU and the FSB!

[sagitch]

There are more of ours in Ukraine!

[rumiigo]

Insanity was strong ...

[klavyr]

reason will gradually return to the people of Ukraine and they will all become spies

[The boat]

Everything is clear, what ....

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Found after hacking ... photo ..)))) It looks like the devil take it (but it's not him) He promised not to burn the office ...

[Baloo]

He is now working on polar bears in Alaska, recruiting. A lieutenant colonel for the Crimea?

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: Balu

He is now working on polar bears in Alaska, recruiting. A lieutenant colonel for the Crimea?

A star for Crimea! Lieutenant Colonel for Syria ... We are trying to land in the Arctic .... Damn it does not work ...))) Crying!

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[The boat]

There was already a comment from local conspiracy theorists:

The girl must be pulled out!

or did i miss ??

[RiverVV]

"Comrade Muromtsev" ... Do you understand? COMRADE

[Landwarrior]

Damn, but it’s true ... A hackneyed stamp from an American action movie was ripped off and even in the brain didn’t click

[2С5]

... what, I apologize, didn’t click?

[Landwarrior]

Well, where do they eat?

[navigator]

I immediately remembered Vladimir Semenovich.

"There are spies with a strong body,
You are them at the door, they are at the window
Say that with entim business
We finished a long time ago .. "

[sagitch]

ВСЕ старше 24-х лет шпионы, т.к. родились в СССР! Кто-то был пионером и комсомольцем. а ещё коммунистом!. а ещё служили половина в Советской армии. и присягу давали СССР!. Так что всех не пересажаете.
There are only enough prisons for you, those in power!

[ODERVIT]

Whoa, she?

[Vitaly Anisimov]

I am an Israeli intelligence spy Mossad! Who is on me? (Professor will confirm) Tomorrow reports in PM at 12.00! Putin is in the know!

[vlad.svargin]

SBUshniki stuff the price for themselves. It’s necessary to somehow attract attention

[Watchman]

У нас вот в Днепропетровске ГРУ закрашивает патриотические граффити на заборах. "Патриоты" негодуют!

[The boat]

Quote: Watchman

У нас вот в Днепропетровске ГРУ закрашивает патриотические граффити на заборах. "Патриоты" негодуют!

badly. not creative. we have an inscription in front of the house "Shumeiko is a Ukrainian spy!" rolled up with fresh asphalt. Some suggested carving "Poroshenko is our President!" On the lawn in order to somehow update the lawn. The House Committee did not approve.
ps Moscow...

[Evilcat]

Yes, okay, so what is there. Under the NKVD, one of the teachers at the medical institute, as a Latin spy, was arrested.

[cuzmin.mihail2013]

It’s my fault. It was not necessary to write Latin in the recipe for analgin.

[KRIG55]

..Comrade Murmantsev ... but where are the comrades Magadantsev, Vorkutintsev ....

[Baloo]

Kolymtsev in ambush with Solovkivtsev, and Mordovtsev and Karelsky come from the rear. They will beat the radio operator. The order of prisoners not to take. Surrender to the banderlogs.

[sergei_zap]

Maybe the joke is old but the topic.
The FSB spy enters the duty officer and says:
I, such a foreign intelligence spy, want to be.
Duty: go to the fifth office.
He goes into the fifth office and says:
Я шпион иностранной разведки, офицер ФСБ спрашивает:
-You have weapons
- There is
-Then you are in the ninth.
Goes into the ninth office and says
-Я шпион иностранной разведки.
Officer asks
- Do you have a task?
- There is. Then to you at the twelfth.
Goes in the twelfth and says:
- Я шпион иностранной разведки, оружие есть, задание есть.
To which the officer answers him:
Well, go and do it.

[press officer]

Quote: kursk87

Schizophrenia among senior officials of the SBU just rolls over

The “spy” reports that a certain “comrade Murmantsev” was engaged in her recruitment. "SPIES" are such spies! lying under the table from their stupid names! Nothing brings a smile in the morning like the word "another Russian SPIGUN" !!! AND! I also don’t remember the YOBIK party in which country! This is also a name! Have you noticed the joke? The surname "Comrade Murmantsev" was already in the news bulletins of the Outskirts! He seems to have already been planted or something like that ... And now all the "comrades" have become Murmantsevs, or in the brains of dill it has become even tighter ... now even the surnames cannot be thought of by the Russians ...