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The White House "did not know" that Beijing is going to mark the end of the Second World War

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Journalists asked the press secretary of the US President why Barack Obama would not take part in large-scale celebrations on the occasion of the 70 anniversary of the victory in World War II and the 70 anniversary of the victory in the liberation war of China against militarist Japan, which (the celebrations) will be held in Beijing. Press Secretary Josh Ernest said that the White House "did not know" about the plans for the parade and other celebrations in China ...


Information Agency TASS quotes Ernest:

I must admit directly that I really did not know about the plans of the PRC Chairman to mark the end of the Second World War. But you can ask the State Department if they have an official response to it.


The White House "did not know" that Beijing is going to mark the end of the Second World War


The parade, which will be held in the Chinese capital, will be attended not only by Chinese military personnel, but also by representatives of the armed forces of Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Egypt, Serbia, Mexico and other countries. The head of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon, will arrive in Beijing as the guest of honor. Russian President Vladimir Putin is also going to visit Xi Jinping.

Recall that on the eve of the American media came out with materials that say that the administration of President Obama is considering the possibility of imposing sanctions against China, arguing that Chinese hackers allegedly intensified activities to hack computer systems of US energy companies.

American experts called Obama's position "unintelligible" and even "isolationist" in the sense that Obama himself is doing everything to remove the US from a pragmatic partnership with countries that are not part of the so-called "democratic coalition."
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  1. Same lech
    Same lech 1 September 2015 07: 12 New
    +23
    The White House "did not know" that Beijing is going to mark the end of the Second World War



    smile But what are you ... what does a bunch of US special services (the NSA, the CIA, the FBI, the Pentagon, strategic intelligence ..... etc.) Do ???

    Ah ah ah, how do I get into my computer here please ... everyone knows, but how to support the Chinese in celebrating their holiday so they heard nothing, nothing ... selective ignorance of the US State Department.
    1. MIKHAN
      MIKHAN 1 September 2015 07: 24 New
      +27
      Obama is just scared of Putin! Remember how he ran from him when they solved the problem of Syria!))))))

      1. Stalker.1977
        Stalker.1977 1 September 2015 07: 33 New
        +19
        Yeah, the wrong country was called Honduras ....
        1. dima-fesko
          dima-fesko 1 September 2015 07: 37 New
          +24
          Yeah, the wrong country was called Honduras ....

          Do not offend Honduras ...
    2. vodolaz
      vodolaz 1 September 2015 08: 00 New
      +7
      I don’t understand: how do such stupid people manage to work for Americans as press secretaries?
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 1 September 2015 08: 02 New
        +15
        Quote: vodolaz
        I don’t understand: how do such stupid people manage to work for Americans as press secretaries?

        But it doesn’t bother you that the president works dumb for them. And the main thing is that millions of dumb ones chose this stupid one.
        1. Simon
          Simon 1 September 2015 08: 16 New
          +5
          That's why they all look stupidly at the world! Who, what to choose, got worse. laughing
        2. shibi
          shibi 1 September 2015 08: 57 New
          +4
          But it doesn’t bother you that the president works dumb for them. And the main thing is that millions of dumb ones chose this stupid one.
          Do you still believe that the people elect their president?
        3. demo
          demo 1 September 2015 09: 01 New
          +3
          In the USA, the election system is not the same as ours.
          There will be a maximum of 100 voters.
          The rest are extras.
        4. Ezhaak
          Ezhaak 1 September 2015 10: 30 New
          0
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          this stupid was chosen by millions of the same stupid

          You're not right. In Perdostan there is a slightly different system of shitty democratic elections than in Russia.
          Presidential elections in America are held on Tuesday after the first Monday of November of a leap year. This formulation, strange to the eyes and ear, is traditional. The tradition was established back in 1845.
          ....
          Directly for the president and vice-president (who run the election campaign in a very close connection) are not directly voting by US citizens, but the so-called electoral college.
          .
          In November, general elections are held. Residents of each state choose the so-called electors, who must enter the electoral college and ultimately decide the outcome of the presidential campaign. There are 538 electors in total - as many as members in the US Congress.

          Why 2-stage elections?
          The United States is a federal state, the choice of the president is determined by the support of the majority of states, and not by the number of votes throughout the country, otherwise the states of California and New York, where about 60 million people live, could ensure the victory of the candidate simply due to this quantitative advantage.

          Electors
          The number of electors from each state depends on its population and on how many state representatives have seats in Congress. For example, California (as the most populous state) has 55 electors, and Wyoming has only 3.

          There are states whose residents traditionally vote for the candidate of a party. So, California and New York most often vote for the Democrats, the central states - for the Republicans. There are states whose inhabitants vote differently each time. Often, it is precisely these states, which are undecided with their choice, that can change the outcome of the presidential race.
          .
          Why is it considered that the decision of the electors is a formality?
          The fact is that Republican electors will vote for the Republican presidential candidate, and Democratic voters will vote for the Democratic Party. In such a situation, the US president is formally elected by the electoral college. And the whole world expects precisely the results of November 6th, when the electors themselves will be chosen.
        5. Foxmara
          Foxmara 2 September 2015 03: 55 New
          +1
          everything is logical. dumb and dumber .. who else could they choose?
      2. mmk
        mmk 1 September 2015 08: 39 New
        +3
        Do not underestimate opponents.
      3. demo
        demo 1 September 2015 09: 00 New
        +5
        They are far from dumb.
        They are specially trained.
        The Russians say - "under the fool."
      4. EGOrkka
        EGOrkka 1 September 2015 09: 16 New
        +1
        vodolaz
        how do such stupid people manage to work for Americans as spokespersons?



        ... like everywhere, by pull!
      5. Sergey Vladimirovich
        Sergey Vladimirovich 1 September 2015 11: 15 New
        0
        I beg of you! Let's recall the description from M. Zadornov! He, in my opinion, is very close to the truth! Hence the conclusion - and what kind of people should work as press secretaries? And where to get them? They don’t have others! smile
    3. Samaritan
      Samaritan 1 September 2015 08: 36 New
      +9
      The Americans, as always, turned on the fool, without them, it’s just like a holiday will normally pass!
    4. demo
      demo 1 September 2015 08: 58 New
      +1
      And you still need to take into account the congestion with questions of Ukraine, Libya, Iraq, Yemen, the European Union, the Russian question is also haunting.
      Well, the guys spun in their kitchen.
      That's "not in the know."
      It happens.
      1. Kasym
        Kasym 1 September 2015 09: 56 New
        +2
        Obama has recently traveled a little - too many "uncomfortable" questions begin to ask. And notice how little he speaks with official speeches. The Lame Duck. hi
    5. bocsman
      bocsman 1 September 2015 10: 28 New
      +1
      Quote: The same Lech
      Ah ah ah, how do I get into my computer here please ... everyone knows, but how to support the Chinese in celebrating their holiday so they heard nothing, nothing ... selective ignorance of the US State Department.

      It's easy! Beijing wisely did not give the United States a chance to once again make a feint with its ears, refuse to come to the celebration! He just DOES NOT INVITE! So Pokémon make a good face ... well, then we already know!
    6. Alekseev
      Alekseev 1 September 2015 17: 54 New
      0
      Quote: The same Lech
      how to support the Chinese in celebrating their holiday

      Well, the end of World War II is not just a Chinese holiday.
      And on the babble, they say, "... I really did not know about the plans of the President of China to mark the end of World War II." So the famous exclamation in Russia is asked: fool, or something! laughing
    7. Foxmara
      Foxmara 2 September 2015 03: 54 New
      0
      they didn’t write to facebook, intelligence is not up to date ..
  2. Dezinto
    Dezinto 1 September 2015 07: 13 New
    +15
    As usual - the function of the State Department is included for talking with reporters - "we are like idiots" ...

    "They didn’t know, not in the know, not verified, not studied, not clarified" .....- phrases in the first thirty pages of the folder that each new talking head carries with it.
    1. sanja.grw
      sanja.grw 1 September 2015 09: 19 New
      +1
      "They didn’t know, not in the know, not verified, not studied, not clarified" ..

      I apologize for adding - it is necessary to specify in the office
    2. Zoldat_A
      Zoldat_A 1 September 2015 09: 42 New
      +8
      Quote: DEZINTO
      They didn’t know, not in the know, not verified, not studied, not clarified ".....

      Interesting tops coming out - I, sitting at home, in the middle of Russia, knew that China would celebrate the 70th anniversary of the end of the war and hold a parade. And the American president, with all his two dozen special services, did not know.

      Involuntarily, a crazy thought creeps in about his own exceptional knowledge and possession of superknowledge ... laughing This is probably paranoia ...
      1. veksha50
        veksha50 1 September 2015 10: 00 New
        +2
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        Involuntarily, a crazy thought creeps in about his own exceptional knowledge and possession of superknowledge ... Perhaps this is paranoia ...



        I am not a psychiatrist, but when the idea of ​​my own exceptionalism arises, it will not lead to good ...

        Look at Obama - this is a vivid negative example ... If you do not want your head to be suitable only for eating bananas and saying stupid things, urgently throw such thoughts out of your head ...

        Drink, have a bite - and everything will pass ...
      2. Ezhaak
        Ezhaak 1 September 2015 10: 39 New
        +2
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        And the American president, with all his two dozen special services, did not know.

        So, the intelligence of the Pants works fine. But they saw the face and know for sure the name and surname of the one who shot down the Malaysian Boeing. Just call shy.
  3. SAM 5
    SAM 5 1 September 2015 07: 15 New
    +11
    The White House, it turns out, did not know that China was going to hold a parade in honor of the anniversary of the end of WWII

    They did not know about our victory parade either. But about everything else they know better than others and teach, or even forced to live.
    1. veksha50
      veksha50 1 September 2015 10: 01 New
      0
      Quote: SAM 5
      They did not know about our victory parade either.



      They will be recognized on the next round anniversary ... And they may even participate ... as prisoners of war ...
  4. Egoza
    Egoza 1 September 2015 07: 19 New
    +16
    Well, it’s inconvenient to say, “They didn’t invite us,” so they “didn’t know”
    1. Penetrator
      Penetrator 1 September 2015 07: 30 New
      +12
      Quote: Egoza
      Well, it’s inconvenient to say, “They didn’t invite us,” so they “didn’t know”

      The invitation most likely was. However, Obama, for some reason, played it (he probably doesn’t want to meet with Putin laughing ) But the Chinese attach particular importance to such events, so they will be remembered by the Americans as well ..
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 1 September 2015 07: 31 New
      +14
      Quote: Egoza
      Well, it’s inconvenient to say, “They didn’t invite us,” so they “didn’t know”

      Yes, the monkey would not have gone, Putin is in the same place, but you will have to run from him.
      Scha Putin will come to the UN, and there the poor secret service of the United States will be for Obama to lay routes along the corridors, so that he doesn’t interfere with Putin. One word is a cowardly monkey.
      1. Corsair
        Corsair 1 September 2015 11: 47 New
        0
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Scha Putin will come to the UN, and there the poor secret service of the United States will be for Obama to lay routes along the corridors, so that he doesn’t interfere with Putin.

        wassat Obama doesn’t solve anything and stupidly dwells on his term, here are the Evon party members and close oligarchs - they think and break their head about how to live on. And those who feed on the military-industrial complex to those FSUs - they will always be at the feeding trough.
    3. Sergey-8848
      Sergey-8848 1 September 2015 07: 33 New
      +8
      The Chinese could invite so ingeniously that the "most important person" on the planet did not realize that he was simply sent to all known addresses at once.
    4. mmk
      mmk 1 September 2015 08: 41 New
      +4
      Absolutely to the point. After England began to look towards Asia, the Americans did not want to be outcasts. They fear a riot on the ship against the captain Blackbeard.
      1. Zoldat_A
        Zoldat_A 1 September 2015 09: 48 New
        +4
        Quote: mmk
        They fear a riot on the ship against the captain Blackbeard

        What a Blackbeard! So, the Joker is unfinished ...
    5. veksha50
      veksha50 1 September 2015 10: 03 New
      +1
      Quote: Egoza
      Well, it’s inconvenient to say, “They didn’t invite us,” so they “didn’t know”


      The official invitation was ... So they did not deign even to respond in a timely manner ...

      That is, for the East, they showed extreme disrespect ... let them now get out ...
  5. pv1005
    pv1005 1 September 2015 07: 21 New
    +19
    As usual, the toggle switch is in the ON position. wassat
    1. victorsh
      victorsh 1 September 2015 07: 54 New
      +7
      And when he was in the OFF position? A nation that makes films "Dumb and Dumber" only in that rhythm and lives.
      1. Rader
        Rader 1 September 2015 22: 25 New
        0
        Quote: victorsh
        And when he was in the OFF position? A nation that makes films "Dumb and Dumber" only in that rhythm and lives.

        Let them make films and shows of degenerates, whatever, the main thing is that as a result people don’t die. But the situation with politicians is completely different: a little bit wrong, they screwed up, so immediately the State Department in its entirety pretends to be like nothing (in the Donbas, the government army shells the civilian population - the State Department: yes, but we did not see anything; representatives in Syria the constructive opposition beheaded the prisoners- State Department: and we don’t know this ....) US leadership: We are not responsible for anything .... So it turns out?
        Ugh shorter, auwnik throughout the Western world, the principle of irresponsibility.
  6. 205577
    205577 1 September 2015 07: 21 New
    +11
    Bravo!
    I have already said, but it’s not a sin to repeat itself - we don’t have to invent anything against them in order to compromise them, in this matter the Americans will cope on their own and better than anyone else.
    Not to "notice" SUCH an event, to "forget" about it, but at the same time about the real winners - this is in the style of the USA.
    So I look at them and immediately the image of an amballa-idiot arises - there really is a lot of strength, there is one goal - to push forward and grab everything, but the Lord clearly deprived the elementary mind, wisdom. It’s just that a strong, spoiled, arrogant child, who has never really received a priest, is not of age.
    The trouble is that if no one punished in childhood, they can even smash their faces in the blood when they are older. And now this "state" with ambitions of a fool will again not understand FOR WHAT!
  7. inkass_98
    inkass_98 1 September 2015 07: 22 New
    +24
    It’s time to get the secret device again, and check if it has rusted:
    1. Russian Uzbek
      Russian Uzbek 1 September 2015 07: 57 New
      +5
      70th anniversary ... and there still "do not know" ... sit down Josh - two! Parents to school ...
    2. Curculum
      Curculum 1 September 2015 08: 31 New
      +4
      Quote: inkass_98
      It's time to get the secret device again

      Oscilloscope Arrow? (@ Latynina) laughing
    3. veksha50
      veksha50 1 September 2015 10: 17 New
      +1
      Quote: inkass_98
      It’s time to get the secret device again, and check if it has rusted:



      As long as there are countries such as the USA, Naglia, Poland, the Baltic States and modern Ukraine - this device will constantly be in a fever ...
  8. Dezinto
    Dezinto 1 September 2015 07: 22 New
    +6
    Why did you bomb Iraq and Afghanistan if a terrorist hid all this time in Pakistan ???

    Reply gos.depa usa ??? - ________
    1. Zoldat_A
      Zoldat_A 1 September 2015 09: 57 New
      +1
      Quote: DEZINTO
      Why did you bomb Iraq and Afghanistan if a terrorist hid all this time in Pakistan ???

      Because he was not there at all. There was a non-progeny offspring of business partners. We decided to make each other nice. One little family - once and for all, to pull the unsophisticated son out of world terrorism, returning him to the family stall. Another family - the victim's political bonuses and the opportunity to find terrorism wherever they want with free hands. They dressed him up, shaved, and, under reliable guard, drove him somewhere to Texas. And the other family did what they did ...

      Something I can not believe that with the eternal American “something went wrong” in Pakistan, everything went so smoothly. And, by the way, quite inappropriately (pun intended!) The participants in this “operation” became extinct for various reasons in a very short time.

      If we were to drop the carcass of terrorist No. 1 from a helicopter, then we had to throw out the CIA with all its agents and agencies.
    2. Corsair
      Corsair 1 September 2015 11: 50 New
      0
      Quote: DEZINTO
      Why did you bomb Iraq and Afghanistan if a terrorist hid all this time in Pakistan ???

      tongue Pakistan has nuclear weapons, who knows what it’s up to them to come up with this “clean” evil.
  9. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 1 September 2015 07: 25 New
    +3
    in the White House "did not know" about the plans for the parade and other celebrations in China ...

    He had to ask where China is located. He would then go into a complete stupor. When there is nothing to say, then the Americans. by an ingrained habit, include "pineapple." What can you do - such a country.
    1. veksha50
      veksha50 1 September 2015 10: 18 New
      +1
      Quote: rotmistr60
      He had to ask where China is located. He would then go into a complete stupor.



      I would have turned around ... I thought and thought, and would answer: "In the zone of US interests" ...
  10. Oman 47
    Oman 47 1 September 2015 07: 26 New
    +4
    They threw mattresses sideways, forgot, ignored, laid down, penguin, etc. etc.
    EMPTY.
  11. Grbear
    Grbear 1 September 2015 07: 29 New
    +5
    It seems that the Dragon will not forget the "forgetfulness" of the State Department fool .

    And psaki was more effective and more fun. tongue current talking head recourse . The State Department has lost a lot what
  12. Raptor_RB
    Raptor_RB 1 September 2015 07: 29 New
    +2
    Well. It remains only to impose sanctions for the "invasion" of Hong Kong or Taiwan, and we - together. Even more sobriety and playfulness of the already sober Chinese leadership. In the promotion of a dollar-free world. And the coalition is knocking together. Will live!
  13. Arkan
    Arkan 1 September 2015 07: 30 New
    +3
    The White House "did not know" that Beijing is going to mark the end of the Second World War


    The State Department found the same dumb excuse, in general they turned on a fool, you can not say otherwise.
  14. bronik
    bronik 1 September 2015 07: 31 New
    +4
    The victory over fascism does not please the United States, and that is not celebrated.
    1. Stanislas
      Stanislas 1 September 2015 08: 28 New
      +4
      Quote: bronik
      The victory over fascism does not please the United States
      They probably regret that they did not help Hitler to cope with the whole Kodla with the USSR.
  15. Voha_krim
    Voha_krim 1 September 2015 07: 32 New
    +5
    And there, in the State Department, in general is aware that the Second World War is over?
  16. Bvg132
    Bvg132 1 September 2015 07: 36 New
    +3
    The White House "did not know" that Beijing was going to mark the end of World War II ??? !!!
    And what remains for them now - China is actively getting rid of their "candy wrappers", dropping US debt
  17. Doctor Savage
    Doctor Savage 1 September 2015 07: 44 New
    +2
    This is not a lordly affair - to know something about some celebration of the end of the Double-y-Double-y-Tu.

    And to the Spokesperson's Organizer - and even more so. He has just a few perforated plays.
  18. Masya masya
    Masya masya 1 September 2015 07: 46 New
    +8
    The invitation was in Chinese! laughing
  19. koksalek
    koksalek 1 September 2015 07: 50 New
    +4
    What a pronounced symptom of amnesia! Yes, there is a whole chamber number 7, complete and under one roof
  20. pirate
    pirate 1 September 2015 07: 55 New
    +2
    Clowns in the arena. The whole world is laughing at them.
  21. sem-yak
    sem-yak 1 September 2015 07: 59 New
    +2
    I really wanted to isolate RUSSIA Barack Husseinich! He scored insulating tape in all his colonial countries! Worked day and night! And here is the long-awaited result !!!

    America turned out ISOLATED !!!
  22. chelovektapok
    chelovektapok 1 September 2015 07: 59 New
    +4
    "The most democratic" - the only ones in the world who used nuclear weapons in cities with a civilian population, airstrike wiped other cities from the face of the earth - Dresden for example. It would not be bad for them to recall this fact at the celebration. World gopniks feel that the matter can be a disgrace for them. They will remember the people who made the main contribution to the defeat of the Nazis and took Berlin. They will recall who earned a hefty price in that war right up to the dollar being declared world currency. The ears of a large baraka will be red and will erase teeth from anger to the roots. Therefore, children's babble about "did not know" (c).
  23. Sinbad
    Sinbad 1 September 2015 08: 00 New
    +3
    ... the Obama administration is considering the possibility of imposing sanctions on China ... As always, they will write down sanctions and say, but we don’t know anything ...
  24. K-50
    K-50 1 September 2015 08: 01 New
    +3
    Not only do Estonians learn bad things from the Yankens, but have mattresses become “inhibited”? belay
    Contagious, however! laughing
  25. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 1 September 2015 08: 01 New
    +1
    It was not for nothing that the Chinese factories began to take off, it did not work out to undermine the situation democratically, the Americans are also terroristly capable.
  26. andrei332809
    andrei332809 1 September 2015 08: 15 New
    +3
    like children, right.
    I didn’t know, they didn’t tell me ...
  27. mamont5
    mamont5 1 September 2015 08: 19 New
    +1
    "Spokeswoman Josh Ernest said the White House" did not know "about the plans for the parade and other celebrations in China ..."

    Tan turned on the "fool" again ...
  28. Dobroslav2015
    Dobroslav2015 1 September 2015 08: 22 New
    0
    The end of the Second World War ... ??? Oh do not fuck yourself, I'm not in the know. The bearded man just smokes aside.
  29. fif21
    fif21 1 September 2015 08: 23 New
    +1
    This is exactly the case when "ignorance" is fraught with consequences! US authorities isolate themselves from the BRICS, insulting the Chinese people! The world is becoming bipolar - BRICS, NATO, non-aligned countries. Keep up the good work gentlemen mattresses lol
  30. atamankko
    atamankko 1 September 2015 08: 24 New
    +2
    The answer is worthy of a petty thief.
    1. Executer
      Executer 1 September 2015 09: 55 New
      0
      ... third grader.
  31. MIKHAN
    MIKHAN 1 September 2015 08: 26 New
    +11
    In vain Obamych ...... I would have looked!
    1. brasist
      brasist 1 September 2015 08: 47 New
      +2
      Such soldiers and small arms do not need to look at them and it is not a sin to take their breath away for an hour and surrender peacefully ... But what about Father Bamushka, all this fraternity in its repertoire.
    2. screw cutter
      screw cutter 1 September 2015 09: 49 New
      +1
      Good girls, but saluting and waving with the other hand is somehow not very good.
  32. Million
    Million 1 September 2015 08: 29 New
    +2
    Zadornov is right about the Americans
  33. Vladimir Pozlnyakov
    Vladimir Pozlnyakov 1 September 2015 08: 31 New
    +3
    To the main BANDERLOG, maddened by his own "significance and importance", who believed in the supremacy in the whole world for RELATIVITY, CALLED THE AMERICAN nation, which turned 239 years old! We only have the fleet of Peter 1 officially 80 years older!
  34. brasist
    brasist 1 September 2015 08: 32 New
    0
    Quote: Stalker.1977
    Yeah, the wrong country was called Honduras ....

    Because of one "handuras" you can’t rename the whole country ...
  35. akudr48
    akudr48 1 September 2015 08: 41 New
    0
    The White House "did not know" that Beijing was going to mark the end of World War II.

    Worst of all, when you do not know, and even forget it.
  36. dudinets
    dudinets 1 September 2015 08: 41 New
    +2
    many knowledge - many sorrows.
  37. Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 1 September 2015 08: 43 New
    +1
    It’s not bad that the stripes do not go to China for a holiday!
    And without that, the charred image of these earhooks quickly rolls down to the plinth.
    And the geyropa and the Arab world, and even Israel, are less and less willing to deal with inadequacies.

    And why so little by little the Chinese sell Jankerson bonds? You need to increase the pace - to sell at 100 billion. Zealots in a week!
  38. RuslanNN
    RuslanNN 1 September 2015 08: 50 New
    +1
    Yes, they didn’t know, of course. They still think that in the second world Germany attacked Israel and the valiant American army defeated the Germans.
  39. Wolka
    Wolka 1 September 2015 09: 02 New
    +2
    the Yankees are no longer happy, and therefore are not invited to visit, because the Yankees simply do not know how to be guests ...
  40. Aleksandr1959
    Aleksandr1959 1 September 2015 09: 09 New
    +18
    History need to know wassat

    Beginning of the school year at an American school. The class teacher introduces the class:
    - Children, we have a new one - Shakiro Suzuki from Japan, get acquainted. Now we are starting the lesson and see how well you know American history.
    Who said "Freedom or death"?

    There is dead silence in the class. Suzuki raises his hand:
    - Patrick Henry, 1775, Philadelphia.
    - Very well. And whose words: "The state is a people, and as such should never die"?
    Suzuki's hand again:
    - Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington.
    The teacher strictly looks at the class:
    - It's a shame, children! Suzuki is Japanese, but he knows American history better than anyone!
    At this moment, a quiet voice from the rear desk:
    - For. Bali japs!
    The teacher turns around sharply:
    - Who said???!!!
    Suzuki jumps up and taps:
    - General MacArthur, Guadalcanal Island, 1942.
    With a complete numbness of the class, an exclamation from Kamchatka:
    - Yes, you suck!
    The teacher goes spotted:
    - Whooooo ??? !!!
    Suzuki jumps up instantly:
    - Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, Washington, 1997.
    Indignant cry:
    - Suzuki - shit !!!
    And not a second of delay:
    - Valentino Rossi at the Grand Prix Brazil motorcycle racing in Rio de Janeiro, 2002! - the Japanese blurts out!
    The class is hysterical, the teacher is swooning, the door opens and an angry school principal appears:
    - Oh (b) your mother! What a mess here ??? !!!
    Not having time to sit Suzuki:
    - President Yeltsin, meeting of the Russian Parliament, 1993
  41. klavyr
    klavyr 1 September 2015 09: 13 New
    +1
    Quote: demo
    They are far from dumb.
    They are specially trained.
    The Russians say - "under the fool."

    in this way they show their attitude and in this case, not "under the fool", but hold everyone "for fools" yes
  42. made13
    made13 1 September 2015 09: 25 New
    +2
    Specially for the Day of Knowledge, the US State Department recalled the schoolboy’s main excuse: “I didn’t know ...”. In the coming days, expect a continuation: "I do not remember ..." and "did not ask ..." fellow
  43. f, hfrjlf, hf
    f, hfrjlf, hf 1 September 2015 09: 34 New
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    America’s Second World War is still going on, they haven’t stopped now they are fighting in Syria as in that anecdote, my grandfather in Belarus derails not knowing that the war is over
  44. roskot
    roskot 1 September 2015 09: 49 New
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    The main winners feel that because of the bombing of Japan will have to hide their eyes. So they forgot about the parade.
  45. veksha50
    veksha50 1 September 2015 09: 54 New
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    "the White House" did not know "about the plans for the parade and other celebrations in China" ......

    Well, right kindergarten for downs ...

    In their village (USA) there is no radio, no TV, no diplomatic corps, the floors in the wigwam are earthen, their ears have not been cleaned for a long time, and in general, 70 years after the end of WW2 is not a reason to celebrate in a situation when China multiplies and increases the strength of its army and fleet ...
  46. roskot
    roskot 1 September 2015 10: 06 New
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    Chewing gum has ended with Obama. So I did not go.
  47. dakka-dakka
    dakka-dakka 1 September 2015 10: 08 New
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    Quote: Sergey-8848
    The Chinese could have so ingeniously invited that the "most important person" on

    read as "the main feature" however
  48. sisa29
    sisa29 1 September 2015 10: 38 New
    +1
    But they decided to make a gift for the holiday ... introduce sanctions
    1. veksha50
      veksha50 1 September 2015 10: 47 New
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      Quote: sisa29
      But they decided to make a gift for the holiday ... introduce sanctions



      But for sure !!!

      So then the staff members twice in front of China got rid of !!! Wow, and for a long time the Chinese will remember it !!!

      Well done staff ... Everything according to our Chernomyrdin: We wanted the best, but again managed it ...
  49. LeftPers
    LeftPers 1 September 2015 10: 55 New
    +1
    Abram’s banana will not come to the parade, oh, what are the pin-d-Osiki sanctions imposed against China.
  50. gladysheff2010
    gladysheff2010 1 September 2015 10: 55 New
    +1
    It seems that the Obama administration, as well as the current composition of the State Department, will go down in history as America’s most incompetent and shy state formations, there is nothing to be proud of, it’s time to be ashamed, but even this will not work!