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More than 120 thousands of Japanese protested against the bill authorizing the use of self-defense forces in special operations outside the country.

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On the eve of Tokyo, the most massive rally in recent years has been held. Around 40, thousands of Japanese protested against the bill that allowed the use of Japanese self-defense forces (in fact, the armed forces of Japan) in special operations outside the country. Despite the pouring rain, the protesters approached the Japanese government building with the slogans “Abe, leave!” And “We don’t need a new war!” The Chinese news agency reported Xinhua.


More than 120 thousands of Japanese protested against the bill authorizing the use of self-defense forces in special operations outside the country.


Protests against the bill to expand the territories for the action of national self-defense forces were held not only in the capital, but also in such cities as Hiroshima, Nagoya, Osaka, in Okinawa prefecture, where American military bases are located. In total, more than 120 thousand people participated in the protest in Japan.



Representatives of the opposition political forces in Japan, as reported by the media of the Land of the Rising Sun, said that if the law on the possibility of using the Japanese military outside Japan will be passed, this will be "a triumph of absurdity." Japanese oppositionists refer to the name of the country's armed forces, and this, as already noted, “the forces national self-defense».

We should not forget that the official Tokyo, trying to legitimize the use of its military abroad, regards the actions of the Russian military in the Crimea as an “invasion”. That is, the presence of the Russian military on the Crimea peninsula at the time of spring 2014 of the year, which (presence) was once secured by a bilateral agreement between Moscow and Kiev, is an “invasion”, but an attempt to legally push through the possibility of Japanese soldiers participating in operations outside Japan - national self-defense "... Interesting logic of the Japanese Cabinet, once again demonstrating double standards.
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  1. roskot
    roskot 31 August 2015 18: 47 New
    +6
    They cannot live without double standards.
    1. MIKHAN
      MIKHAN 31 August 2015 18: 52 New
      +8
      Looks like a well-remembered Japanese mother .....


      1. Amurets
        Amurets 1 September 2015 01: 06 New
        +1
        They have a good memory. Cemeteries are scattered throughout the Far East. Every year they come to bow to their ancestors and relatives.
    2. Starover_Z
      Starover_Z 31 August 2015 18: 54 New
      +6
      That is, the presence of the Russian military on the Crimean peninsula at the time of spring 2014, which (presence) was once secured by a bilateral agreement between Moscow and Kiev, is an "invasion", but an attempt to legislatively push through the possibility of Japanese soldiers participating in operations outside of Japan - " national self-defense "...

      For such servants, star-striped hosts write standards!
      In total, more than 120 thousand people participated in the protest in Japan.

      And despite the propaganda, there are thinking people in Japan!
      1. Su24
        Su24 31 August 2015 21: 45 New
        -3
        [quote] In total, more than 120 thousand people participated in the protest in Japan. [/ quote]
        And despite the propaganda, there are thinking people in Japan! [/ Quote]

        These people are the result of propaganda, which from the age of 45 trampled on the Japanese identity.
    3. Sweles
      Sweles 31 August 2015 18: 56 New
      +4
      whoever asks them stupid Japanese, democracy for that and democracy, what will happen the way the people don’t want ...
      1. razzhivin
        razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 17 New
        +4
        There is no democracy there ... One appearance ... they will exchange Abe for an Ebu of some sort and will do what they need ... And for the sake of visibility of the opinion of the people they will do it "tacks" ... That's all ... there it remained the same as it was in the war, but it doesn’t stick itself out to show ... For them, they didn’t even conduct a tribunal like in Nuremberg ... the Americans covered everything with their "constitution" ...
        1. razzhivin
          razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 46 New
          0
          Interesting ... The one who "-" put that knows something about the Japanese government - so shy? Or do you prefer to simply believe in a fantasy world ...
      2. SSR
        SSR 31 August 2015 23: 51 New
        +2
        Quote: Sveles
        whoever asks them stupid Japanese, democracy for that and democracy, what will happen the way the people don’t want ...

        Eee sorry, I’m a little incomprehensible to your chauvinism. The question is, what sector are the Japanese stupid in? What kind of economy in the world are these fools? And the last question, how did these stupid people rebuild the cities of the 22nd century? Let us not confuse quack quack and III other circumstances.
        Urakryak we are forward!))) Although in the ass.)) I apologize, I do not want to offend anyone, but throwing cracks is not comme il faut)))) and just not for VO.
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    5. tol100v
      tol100v 31 August 2015 19: 06 New
      -2
      Quote: roskot
      They cannot live without double standards.

      After receiving several tens of 200s from abroad, double standards will be drastically revised!
      1. djqnbdjqnb
        djqnbdjqnb 31 August 2015 19: 24 New
        +3
        I never thought that in Japan so many people would come out for a demonstration! Wow. The Japanese are not Germans, it turns out they remember how it can end.
        1. razzhivin
          razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 50 New
          +2
          The Germans just remember ... But the Japanese have a different memory ... Read at least about the 731 squad, yesterday there was a good article ... Only few people were interested in it ...
          1. Amurets
            Amurets 1 September 2015 02: 17 New
            +1
            I want to add. The Japanese writer Morimur Saeiichi has a terrible book: "The Devil's Kitchen." About the same detachment, but much wider. The book is documentary and available online.
      2. SSR
        SSR 31 August 2015 23: 57 New
        0
        Quote: Tol100v
        Quote: roskot
        They cannot live without double standards.

        After receiving several tens of 200s from abroad, double standards will be drastically revised!

        Uh, after a few dozen seppuku?
        By the way, their suicide is not "sin." Yes, and + kamikaze ..... Doesn’t resemble anything?
        In general, henna, that is, henna you froze and did not even bother.
        Henna dye and painter if that. I drive henna is a squeeze from henna. For lovers of zavmata.
    6. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 11 New
      +1
      Apparently the states are still tired of covering "pacifist" Japan - I wanted it hot ... They ordered me to work out the number ...

      They forgot about the constitution at once, which everyone was bred to before ... That was what our liberals needed to prove ...
    7. Su24
      Su24 31 August 2015 21: 43 New
      -2
      Oh, the Japanese forgot their pride. Pacifists are bad.
  2. Vadim237
    Vadim237 31 August 2015 18: 47 New
    +4
    Japanese Mayudan - the beginning.
  3. Oberon812
    Oberon812 31 August 2015 18: 49 New
    +3
    If we trace the correlation between the number of different anti-war rallies in Japan and the number of closed military bases, repealed constitutional reforms, etc., then with a high degree of probability this particular rally will allow achieving NIFIGA request However, employees of the Japanese department in Washington do not care about this rally either.
  4. avvg
    avvg 31 August 2015 18: 50 New
    +3
    The Japanese know how this whole thing will end; they have very well studied history.
    1. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 31 New
      +5
      For their elite, the story is impunity for war crimes and the hope of revenge already with a big Amer brother ...
      1. Rader
        Rader 31 August 2015 20: 22 New
        +5
        For their elite, the story is impunity for war crimes and the hope of revenge already with a big Amer brother ...

        Exactly. Japan from year to year more and more shows (in relation to neighbors) its militancy. Things are not limited to “our smokers”, “our shinkako”, etc. If you look at the trends in the development of "self-defense forces", it becomes clear that every year there is less and less smell of self-defense. the most striking example are Hyuga destroyers, which in fact can be called nothing more than a light aircraft carrier (for VTOL f35).
  5. chelovektapok
    chelovektapok 31 August 2015 18: 52 New
    -9
    Where and when did the Japanese army defeat whom? Medieval Korea - Lee Sung Sinhero of the Korean people smeared samurai on sea sand and azure waves. The Kwantung army did a mass seppuku when G. Zhukov engaged in it. Americans in World War II simply abused the samurai perversely (Pearl Harbor is just an example of arrogance and deafness). They would have already sat on the islands, eaters of raw seafood and not farted with unsanitary sticky rice. We didn’t live heroically;
    1. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets 31 August 2015 19: 15 New
      +8
      Quote: chelovektapok
      Where and when did the Japanese army defeat whom?

      Russian-Japanese 1905th.
    2. Oberon812
      Oberon812 31 August 2015 19: 19 New
      +13
      Hat-making is a bad thing. Has a smack of tears. And blood.
      1. razzhivin
        razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 25 New
        +4
        That's right ... Here on the site they like to scare danger from China, although it has long been an empire in itself ... But Japan's revenge-seeking ambitions (we VERY underestimate !!!
        1. Amurets
          Amurets 1 September 2015 02: 32 New
          +1
          Everything is right! When the Japanese delivered logging equipment and mining equipment to the north of the Far East, they did not hide the fact that they were testing materials and technical solutions for military equipment designed for operation in low and ultra-low temperatures. The same tests they carried out in Antarctica at the Showa station.
        2. Andrey Yuryevich
          Andrey Yuryevich 1 September 2015 05: 52 New
          0
          Quote: razzhivin
          But the revanchist ambitions of Japan (we are VERY underestimated !!!

          it’s easier with the island, here it is, but it is not ...
    3. 6 inches
      6 inches 31 August 2015 20: 17 New
      +1
      less emotions more knowledge. advice for the future ....
  6. knn54
    knn54 31 August 2015 18: 54 New
    +2
    The Yankees want to create an East NATO region.
  7. kil 31
    kil 31 31 August 2015 18: 57 New
    0
    More than 120 thousand Japanese protested against the bill This was reported by the Chinese news agency Xinhua. The population of Japan is 120 million with copecks, probably the Chinese media did not write tac toe. The Chinese will naturally describe this in all the media; I would beware of believing such an amount from the Chinese media.
    1. Vasisualiy
      Vasisualiy 31 August 2015 23: 04 New
      0
      If it was a liberoid rally in Moscow, then the ear-Matsovsky dozhik would have reported hundreds of thousands of Protestants!
  8. atamankko
    atamankko 31 August 2015 18: 58 New
    0
    There’s nothing to get into other people's fights,
    sit at home and learn history.
  9. sv68
    sv68 31 August 2015 19: 00 New
    +2
    There were still adequate people in Japan and it pleases! they would still drive the United States from its territory.
    1. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 28 New
      +2
      If you take an interest in the history of relations between Japanese and Amer elites, then you will understand - NEVER ...
    2. sir.jonn
      sir.jonn 31 August 2015 20: 06 New
      +1
      Quote: sv68
      There were still adequate people in Japan and it pleases! they would still drive the United States from its territory.

      And join the BRICS lol
  10. marlin1203
    marlin1203 31 August 2015 19: 01 New
    +3
    I’m only afraid that the average age of the protesters is 70-80. Those. those who horror 2 world remember. Who is younger is already indifferent to all this, you look and want to wave a katana. Although, when you watch TV on young people, in particular, Japanese, they somehow do not make a bellicose impression. So ... anime yes all kinds of Pokemon laughing
    1. Oberon812
      Oberon812 31 August 2015 19: 12 New
      +2
      A lot of accuracy - those who are 70-80 years old, hardly even remember the Second World War, unless post-war devastation. Yes, and the first "animeshnikami" will soon be 50 each. So I would not do this a hallmark of youth.

      Who is younger is already indifferent to all this

      And here I agree, therefore this statement
      you look and want to wave a katana

      Hardly true. They have a very color and geometric relation to the outside world (in mass), they are violet and parallel to it.
  11. Hubun
    Hubun 31 August 2015 19: 05 New
    +3
    everything became forgotten, few protesters
  12. Basil_3
    Basil_3 31 August 2015 19: 09 New
    0
    Smart people understand that they want to use them !!!!
    But everything is decided by the government and it sold .....
  13. dsi
    dsi 31 August 2015 19: 20 New
    +2
    These are those who know what nuclear weapons are, and most importantly, who used them.
  14. PQ-18
    PQ-18 31 August 2015 19: 29 New
    -2
    remember also, japan-mother HOW the "return" flew in! ... wink
  15. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 31 August 2015 19: 33 New
    +2
    Japan so frankly licks the west
  16. KBR109
    KBR109 31 August 2015 19: 38 New
    -1
    Quote: razzhivin
    There is no democracy there ... One appearance ... they will exchange Abe for an Ebu of some sort and will do what they need ... And for the sake of visibility of the opinion of the people they will do it "tacks" ... That's all ... there it remained the same as it was in the war, but it doesn’t stick itself out to show ... For them, they didn’t even conduct a tribunal like in Nuremberg ... the Americans covered everything with their "constitution" ...
    If you do not know about the Tokyo Tribunal, this does not mean that it was not there. It began work on May 3, 1946. The sentences were executed in 1948. 7 or 8 of the hanged and 25 to various terms of imprisonment.
    1. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 19: 59 New
      0
      Well, yes, yes ... How many, how many were sentenced? And then, as German criminals, they searched for and planted for decades?
      1. Amurets
        Amurets 1 September 2015 02: 35 New
        +1
        Do not forget that many war criminals in Japan made themselves hara-kiri.
    2. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 20: 35 New
      +2
      Read for the sake of interest how this “tribunal” was held ... How MacArthur judged on behalf of the whole world on the basis of Anglo-Saxon practice .. Read ... And you will understand ...
  17. KBR109
    KBR109 31 August 2015 19: 43 New
    +1
    Quote: chelovektapok
    Where and when did the Japanese army defeat whom? Medieval Korea - Lee Sung Sinhero of the Korean people smeared samurai on sea sand and azure waves. The Kwantung army did a mass seppuku when G. Zhukov engaged in it. Americans in World War II simply abused the samurai perversely (Pearl Harbor is just an example of arrogance and deafness). They would have already sat on the islands, eaters of raw seafood and not farted with unsanitary sticky rice. We didn’t live heroically;
    /////// Please remind, when was G.K.Zhukov engaged in the Kwantung Army? What, directly from Berlin, commanded?
    1. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets 31 August 2015 19: 46 New
      +1
      Quote: KBR109
      when it was G.K.Zhukov engaged in the Kwantung army

      He thought of her. laughing
    2. Amurets
      Amurets 1 September 2015 02: 42 New
      +1
      Zhukov commanded troops during the conflict on Khalkhin Gol in 1939
  18. olimpiada15
    olimpiada15 31 August 2015 19: 52 New
    +1
    So the chameleon skin got off the Japanese — why do they need the Kuril Islands — so that the US military bases could be placed closer to the borders of Russia, or rather, on Russian lands. And what to talk about with them?
    1. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 20: 04 New
      0
      They need these “Kuril Islands” in order that the militaristic spirit among the people would not go out ... If not them (and similar with other countries) - 120 million came out.

      And the states diligently “warm” it, then Australia and the Philippines run to them for a defensive alliance ... Separate and conquer is called ...
  19. classik46
    classik46 31 August 2015 19: 53 New
    +3
    The Japanese are not people. I was always sick of their samurai. In Russian-Japanese killing their own family or wife was considered a manifestation of loyalty to the emperor. In order not to waste gunpowder and ammunition, they cut and chopped everyone's heads. For samurai, it was fun. Next in the 2nd the world Americans did not call the orderly with the standard cry of “orderly”, but the “Tallulah” (from the actress Tallula Bankhead) because the Japanese liked what they called calling the orderly, and then shoot him, and they simply could not pronounce two “LLs”. Also, the act of cannibalism was widespread among Japanese soldiers (it is still unclear how many Australians were eaten). You should not forget about the pressure chamber, too, when the poor fellow was brought into an airtight room and pumped out air due to pressure mismatch - the eyes and intestines first got out, his head swelled and in the end the poor fellow literally burst.
    There is only one conclusion: they cannot have an army and an emperor, as power and a sign of empire
    1. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 20: 06 New
      0
      That's right ... But unfortunately they have a good one - the fleet and tanks, for example ..
      1. classik46
        classik46 31 August 2015 20: 27 New
        +1
        As for the tanks and ground army, they are very weak. But the Navy has always been strong since the creation and war of the Bosin. It was he who humiliated the Republic of Ingushetia, and not the notorious Japanese army who was supplied with the devil knows than through a single channel. The same thing happened in World War II , while their Navy was drowned by American land-based ships amused in China and as a result the USSR shamefully merged.
        Since then, little has changed in this regard — self-humiliation forces are being reformed for the hundredth time, while the fleet is building Izumo and other nishtyaks (which they are forbidden to have)
        1. 6 inches
          6 inches 31 August 2015 20: 37 New
          +1
          it’s normal for an island nation to have a powerful fleet. By the way, under the mukden, we were defeated by the army. And tanks ... well, this is traditionally a Japanese school ... remembering their tank building.
          1. classik46
            classik46 31 August 2015 20: 50 New
            +1
            Well, it’s not right that every island nation can be in the Navy. By the way, they even cry for Hiroshima and immediately develop a nuclear accident on Fukushima and sediments on Sakhalin, confirm the presence of highly enriched uranium. It’s just like North Korea ascertained this fact, well, or as Jews would have turned on a fool, no one would have put words across.
            1. 6 inches
              6 inches 31 August 2015 20: 54 New
              0
              Well, or how the Jews would have included a fool. Well, you are not there. The Jewish nuclear program was completed long before the Japanese. and yes, far from every island nation can do that. Or rather, only 2. England and Japan. but they could and can do it. But where did the information come from the highly armed uranium? I didn’t get it.
              1. classik46
                classik46 31 August 2015 21: 29 New
                +3
                In general, anon wrote about uranium, in which topic I do not remember, the wiki says the same thing.
                Here it is literally:
                The presence of thorium in aerosol emissions from emergency reactors
                On March 17, 2011, radioactive releases from Fukushima reached Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky. The radionuclide station of the international monitoring system under the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky took samples and, using gamma-ray spectrometry, determined the content of radionuclides in the aerosol sample characteristic of “design basis” accidents and activation products of “reactor” origin [167]. Then, according to mass spectrometry of secondary ions on the surface (and not inside) of the aerosol particles, the relative atomic concentrations of the 238U and 232Th isotopes (in the form of oxides) were found to be tens (Uranium-238) and hundreds (Thorium-232) times the average content of these elements in the earth's crust.

                Since there were no particles with a high volume content of uranium or thorium in the samples, the scientists of the station concluded that the emission of irradiated fuel was insignificant and occurred only through the gas phase with the formation of only secondary aerosols. From this it follows that the accident at the Fukushima nuclear power plant, qualifying for the fact that the fuel assemblies were melted as “beyond design”, should be classified as “design” by the mechanism of radionuclide leakage into the environment, since there was no primary aerosol release (as in Chernobyl).

                In addition, concentrations of 232Th in the samples indicate that [168]:

                Uranium and thorium were released into the environment from the melt of the fuel assemblies of the reactors through the gas phase.
                The concentration of thorium on the surface of the aerosol particles is higher; therefore, when ejected from the reactor in the gas phase, there was more thorium than uranium.
                Meanwhile, UO2 evaporates without decomposition above 1400 ° C, and ThO2 is exceptionally refractory: Tmelt = 3200 ° C, Tkip = 4400 ° C. Hence the conclusion: thorium was not part of the uranium fuel, since it was present in the melt not in the form of oxide, but in the form of another chemical compound, much more volatile than UO2 (since it was more in aerosol).
                Suitable compounds are thorium salts, for example, ThCl4 (mp = 765 ° C, bp = 922 ° C).
                Based on these facts, laboratory scientists concluded that it was most likely that thorium was irradiated separately from uranium in the reactor, since it was not part of the uranium fuel, but was in the melt (in the form of salt), therefore, before the accident it was in separate capacities, but within the core. Such thorium irradiated with neutrons during the decay gives uranium-233 (mixed with uranium-232). This may indicate Japan’s intention to obtain pure uranium-233 in quantities that exceed concentrations resulting from the agreement on the non-proliferation of nuclear weapons in the uranium-thorium cycle.

                Uranium-233-based nuclear devices were developed as part of the Thorium Nuclear Program in the early stages of the development of nuclear weapons production. For example, a charge from a mixture of plutonium and uranium-233 was detonated in the United States on April 15, 1955 during Operation Teapot.
                1. 6 inches
                  6 inches 31 August 2015 21: 32 New
                  0
                  Thank you I read what is on this topic.
              2. Amurets
                Amurets 1 September 2015 02: 55 New
                +1
                I also doubt about weapons-grade uranium. But what happened at Fukushima is very similar to what happened at Mayak in 1957. (Kyshtym accident) .Americans, unlike us, do not collect their spent fuel, it is stored at nuclear power plants.
        2. razzhivin
          razzhivin 31 August 2015 20: 50 New
          0
          Did you hear about the Type-10 tank?
          1. 6 inches
            6 inches 31 August 2015 20: 55 New
            0
            heard. but not impressed. nothing outstanding.
            1. razzhivin
              razzhivin 31 August 2015 21: 02 New
              0
              Well, well, what did the 90 type not please?
              1. 6 inches
                6 inches 31 August 2015 21: 14 New
                0
                the cars are not bad .. but look at the rate of release ..
            2. razzhivin
              razzhivin 31 August 2015 21: 07 New
              0
              At least his LMS (type 10) can be envied ...
              1. 6 inches
                6 inches 31 August 2015 21: 12 New
                +1
                Yes, you can envy a lot of things. But there is such a thing as a tank building school. It doesn’t come out of nowhere. You can put a tricked out suo. You can put a mega gun. But without accumulated experience in operating the production and use, this does not mean much.
                1. razzhivin
                  razzhivin 31 August 2015 21: 19 New
                  0
                  You can’t argue ... But there is an expression - experience is gaining business ... So they want to participate in conflicts ... Mal is small ..
                  1. 6 inches
                    6 inches 31 August 2015 21: 22 New
                    0
                    let them not go anywhere ... at least until a big fight happens ... and they themselves are very unlikely.
                    1. razzhivin
                      razzhivin 31 August 2015 21: 49 New
                      0
                      In Iraq, it’s already "tousy" ...
    2. razzhivin
      razzhivin 31 August 2015 20: 14 New
      0
      The entire elite was brought up on the Shinto religion, and its main temple is Yasukuni ... And this, as it were softer - the "patriotic" or Nazi religion ... Something in between ...
  20. shelva
    shelva 31 August 2015 19: 58 New
    +1
    Quote: KBR109
    Remind, please, when was G.K.Zhukov engaged in the Kwantung Army? What, directly from Berlin, commanded?

    Hassan and Halhingol, even before the 2nd World War.
    And the Japs, like the South Koreans, are the agents of the American policy in the Far East. There are no Chinese on them.
    1. KBR109
      KBR109 31 August 2015 21: 16 New
      0
      Kwantung army - over 1 million hp See for yourself. At the lake HASAN taxied Blucher then Stern. Japanese students. approx. 20 thousand. Khalkhin-Gol - an operation of almost the corps level. And do you compare this to the rout of the Army of 1945?
    2. Amurets
      Amurets 1 September 2015 03: 00 New
      +1
      Clarify! On Hassan Blucher commanded.
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  22. Anchonsha
    Anchonsha 31 August 2015 20: 20 New
    +2
    Oh Japs, Japs, you will bring mattresses to a new surrender, if not the worst state. They are far away, you are near both China and Russia.
  23. pescimakhi
    pescimakhi 31 August 2015 20: 23 New
    +2
    Short memory of the current "samurai"
  24. Vladimir Pozlnyakov
    Vladimir Pozlnyakov 31 August 2015 22: 09 New
    0
    Nevertheless, almost every tenth JAPAN participated in a protest rally against the bill allowing the use of self-defense forces in special operations outside the country! Maybe not everything is lost in their brains?
    In addition, in accordance with the humorous theory of SAMURAI - the descendants of the Voguls, the inhabitants of the Amur! When they were asked "who will you be," they answered "WITH AMUR I!"
    1. pv1005
      pv1005 31 August 2015 23: 35 New
      0
      However, almost one in ten JAPAN participated in a protest rally against the bill,

      Sorry, but if you divide 120 million into 120 thousand, then 10 does not work, but only 1000. hi
  25. NordUral
    NordUral 31 August 2015 23: 46 New
    0
    The neighbors will draw you into the next war room. Do you need it?
  26. Mishut37rf
    Mishut37rf 1 September 2015 00: 19 New
    +1
    Just a joke:
    The Japanese invented a new superbomb to suppress enemy electronic weapons and were surprised to find that microprocessors are not used in Kalashnikov’s assault rifles ...
  27. Wolka
    Wolka 1 September 2015 05: 18 New
    0
    Revanchism is very bad, but the imperial ambitious samurai spirit once again penetrates the minds of the Japanese government, by the persistent stumbling of the Yankees ...
  28. sa-zz
    sa-zz 1 September 2015 08: 24 New
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    Beginning of the school year at an American school. The class teacher introduces the class:
    - Children, we have a new one - Shakiro Suzuki from Japan, get acquainted. Now we are starting the lesson and see how well you know American history. Who said "Freedom or death"?
    There is dead silence in the class. Suzuki raises his hand:
    - Patrick Henry, 1775, Philadelphia.
    - Very well. And whose words: “The state is a people, and as such should never die”?
    Suzuki's hand again:
    - Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington.
    The teacher strictly looks at the class:
    - It's a shame, children! Suzuki is Japanese, but he knows American history better than anyone!
    At this moment, a quiet voice from the rear desk:
    - Zae ** whether japs!
    The teacher turns around sharply:
    - Who said!!!
    Suzuki jumps up and taps:
    - General MacArthur, after the defeat of the Japanese landing in the Philippines, 1942.
    With a complete numbness of the class, an exclamation from Kamchatka:
    - Yes, you suck!
    The teacher goes spotted:
    - Whooooo !!!
    Suzuki jumps up instantly:
    - Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, Washington, 1997.
    Indignant cry:
    - Suzuki - shit !!!
    And not a second of delay:
    - Valentino Rossi at the Grand Prix motorcycle race — Brazil in Rio de Janeiro, 2002! - Japanese blurts out!
    The class is hysterical, the teacher is swooning, the door opens and an angry school principal appears:
    - E * your mother! What a mess here !!!
    Not having time to sit Suzuki:
    - President Yeltsin, meeting of the Russian parliament, 1993!