Poroshenko will give Crimea a special status as part of Ukraine

The administration of Petro Poroshenko is developing a "road map" to provide Crimea, which has become part of the Russian Federation, with "the status of national-territorial autonomy within Ukraine". The head of state said this in a welcoming speech addressed to the participants of the 2-th World Congress of the Crimean Tatars gathered in Turkey.

“We have created state institutions that are engaged in the implementation of state policy regarding the Crimea. (...) Our plans include the development of a “road map” regarding the provision of Crimea to historical the homeland of the Crimean Tatar people - the status of national-territorial autonomy as part of the Ukrainian state ”- Poroshenko quotes RIA News.

Earlier, as is known, the president promised to restore Ukraine’s control over the Crimean peninsula.

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[surovts.valery]

As always - drunk.

[Baikonur]

Poroshenko will give Crimea a special status as part of Ukraine

This Crimea, as part of Russia, will provide PARASH (ss) with a special SOSUS!

[dmi.pris1]

There is no need to strain the Crimeans, but the Magadan administration is about to think about granting "special status" to the brisk hohlopithek plots in the Susuman region.

Quote: Baikonur

Poroshenko will give Crimea a special status as part of Ukraine

This Crimea, as part of Russia, will provide PARASH (ss) with a special SOSUS!

[Vitaly Anisimov]

I don’t know what to comment on .. So what they do in the Donbass scum just think so ..

[Prokop]

His condition should worry us least of all, it doesn't matter who is the stolen keeper, Fashington is in charge. But Turkish provocations are worth thinking about. In response to the Turkish Congress of Crimean Tatars, it is necessary to convene a Congress of the "Kurdish Workers' Party" in Crimea to restore a united Kurdish homeland, even if Erdogan does not relax, he is two-faced sidor.

[SRC P-15]

Poroshenko will give Crimea a special status as part of Ukraine

And then Peter suffered ...

[demo]

It would be better if it carried, without stopping.
He would sit, groan, and would not go to the leadership of the country (what's the truth?).

[Vasiliev Yu]

The law is not written for fools, as they say. It is time to ignore all the statements of these foolish fools.

[Retvizan 8]

A real man does and does not bazaar, and this Cockerel only crowes and does nothing. The conclusion is appropriate.

[demo]

This is a good idea.
Let the Kurds living in Russia create a social movement.
And with good reason you can start work.

[Prokop]

Quote: demo

This is a good idea.
Let the Kurds living in Russia create a social movement.
And with good reason you can start work.

Such work with Kurds should have been started a long time ago, moreover, with Kurds living not only in Russia, but everywhere, by the way, there are a lot of them all over the world .. In response, at least, it would be better to think over work with Indians, "African Americans" and Latinos of the United States , British Irish and Australian Aborigines.

[Belarus]

I always said that the Americans are constantly preparing a spare dirty trick, as if you look at this, nobody essentially pays attention to this thing until it explodes (God forbid). I would like to hope that the leadership of the Russian Federation is aware of this problem and is taking or will take the necessary measures.
I really do not want anything to be like in a proverb: until the thunder strikes the peasant does not cross himself.

[Sergey Vl.]

This drunken chocolate pretzel just touches me! Woke up, threw the slogan - and again you can fill the balls. And what is the president, however ...

[Mviktor]

No, as always, empty blah blah blah

[Major Yurik]

White, white and very hot!

[Tanais]

Quote: Major Yurik

White, white and very hot!

Looks like yes!

[iliitchitch]

But he will sober up - bang, and sits in place, and his surname is suitable - "Parashenko". Yo, lads in Russian zones are waiting for this passenger ...

[Darkmor]

Nobody knows, but Porosenko has not declared the moon the property of Ukraine?
And then you can, after all, charge a tax for moonlight at night from all over the earth - why not help?
At least this is a more realistic option than with the Crimea.

[Lyton]

Quote: surovts.valery

As always - drunk.

Yeah, or with a hangover is another nonsense, even the teachers in the Ukrainian kindergarten understand that the Crimea can not be returned, and the offal can not be understood.

[Alexey Boukin]

It is time for this ubka not for a special status, but for a special regime.

[Hubun]

and stupid as always

[North]

someone whistles not sickly

[gla172]

And the clowning continues and continues, powder, how much is it possible? (((

[rotmistr60]

"Status of national-territorial autonomy within Ukraine"

Poroshenko is obviously drunk to the point of "devils" if he is going to provide part of the territory of Russia with such a status. Launched in Ukraine, everything is final and will not do without surgical intervention.

[xavbek7]

insanity grows stronger! degrees in the body of the petenka rises!

[Strashila]

If you go this way ... Russia ... for national Polish autonomy in Lviv and Vilnius.
And then they forget who grew up to whom.

[AdekvatNICK]

“We have created state institutions that are engaged in the implementation of state policy regarding the Crimea. )))

gospadi yes Crimea is no longer for Ukraine, even the nationalists know them. For embezzlement of money, you better ask Petya what these institutions do, which are ultimately doomed to failure.

[Tanais]

Quote: AdekvatNICK

gospadi yes Crimea is no longer for Ukraine it is even nationalists know them

However, in Crimea: "Not everything is so simple" ...

Watch the video from Sharia.

[AdekvatNICK]

Yes, I already saw in the morning. I look at Sharia constantly. He is right there is no turning back.

[Conn]

Laughing for a long time, thanks!

[Irokez]

Oops. This is the dual citizenship of Crimea. Not bad, however, for Crimeans.

[arane]

[quote = Irokez] Oops. This is the dual citizenship of Crimea. Not bad, however, for Crimeans. [/

Will the Russian Crimea have a special status in Ukraine?

Does Petya want to slowly attach the entire ruin to Russia?
Yes, you need ....

[nahalenok911]

Here is another unfulfilled promise from the guide. This proposal will be quickly appreciated by the Crimeans, Tatars, including, and everyone will quickly rush to Nenku! ;)) Even if Texas is promised a special status as part of "Independent", the United States will at least be happy, or just worry.

[Pashhenko Nikolay]

Maybe we should start drawing up a "road map" for granting autonomy to the outskirts of the Russian state?

[Kos_kalinki9]

Do not!!!!!

[Tusv]

Quote: Pashhenko Nikolay

Maybe we should start drawing up a "road map" for granting autonomy to the outskirts of the Russian state?

they’re children, they’ll break autonomy too ... well

[Aandrewsir]

I made fun of you, poor fellow! Crimeans are probably just happy! I was in Crimea in June. The overwhelming majority recalls life as part of Ukraine as "far from the best years" and happily "feel they are Russians." And then suddenly a gut with "little happiness for the Crimeans" ... I think that the Crimeans hardly want to see bitch offal with their "head". Well, let him push, by ... ro ... little son! Maybe he will "put it in his pants" from the strain!

[Egoza]

to the participants of the 2nd World Congress of Crimean Tatars gathered in Turkey.
Well, there was something to blurt out in Turkey, otherwise it is not clear why he came. And so - in action, most importantly, not in Kiev ...

[Kos_kalinki9]

and pravosek yarosh offered his "road" map. And which of them is "more adequate" in Ukraine - Valtsman or Dmytro is not clear.

[APASUS]

Better Crimea be completely TATAR
Dmitry Yarosh

I don’t understand, how is it?
These are just words, for the nationalist there is no difference between Russians and Tatars, Greeks and Moldavians. Literally half a year and we will see new clashes with Hungarians and Poles in the West of the country, in fact, they do not care who to Ukrainize.

[sharp-lad]

And this gov.nyuk did not think about the fact that he like him can silently liquidate? Actually, it's high time!

[sharp-lad]

And this gov.nyuk did not think about the fact that he like him can silently liquidate? Actually, it's high time!

[Kos_kalinki9]

Quote: sharp-lad

And this gov.nyuk did not think about the fact that he like him can silently liquidate? Actually, it's high time!

He’s like Dmitro, he thinks about a lot .....

[Volzhanin]

You can't. He will be a martyr. Nat. A hero. With his icon Russes will be cut with double enthusiasm. But how to get rid of the mess, discrediting their "values", then he will organize the alignment of Sashko Bilyo without us.
But this maggot will not die by his death - this is also a hedgehog.

[voronbel53]

"The Russians cannot be assimilated, so let the Crimea be completely Tatar" and the Tatars, as Yarosh thinks, will always be assimilated by the Ukrainians ... or they will be expelled, as Stalin already did in his time ... So, let the Tatars not think that in Crimea they organize their republic, Yarosh will not give ...

[kil 31]

Pigging is good for the world to prove that you are the best clown in the world, everyone has long agreed.

[Tusv]

Do Crimeans understand this promise? You now have a special status - Russian.
Parashenka himself admitted

[midshipman]

As follows from the media on this bunch in Turkey gathered that scum that feeds the United States. These Tatars do not represent anyone.
The Tatars of Crimea, and this is not more than 15% of the total population of the peninsula, have already expressed to French parliamentarians what they think about Ukraine and in what country they want to live.
It is time to populate Crimea with our population, and not with the runaway Jews and Germans. I have the honor.

[33 Watcher]

I don’t even know how to comment on this ... Well, I’ve got it myself as a government in exile

[Kot58]

And in the ass, he did not try to kiss himself !!!

[lewerlin53rus]

Quote: Kot58

And in the ass, he did not try to kiss himself

He has another for this. Black one.

[2С5]

... it’s better to let him bite and harder, maybe at least for a short time he’ll come to his senses ... although I’m lousing

[Belarus]

Don’t pour this idiot anymore, that's enough.At such a pace, he will soon agree to the point that he will grant the Russian Federation a special status. From a normal country in Ukraine, the Americans did not comedy but comedy, comedy in every sense of the word - black comedy, absurd comedy, comedy for life. And the main role in this comedy is black Potoroshenko -piggy-drunk de beat.

Do you want a little forecast on the situation on the uhh development in the black comedy Ukraine? So: the Russian Federation with Ukraine is an empire (Brzezinski said one of the most odious figures of the American foreign policy elite.) ..... so think for yourself what will happen next. They want to tear Ukraine away from the Russian Federation so that even no pixel would connect it with RF.I will say this: Kiev will not help the business much, it is necessary to "break" something in the mind. How to do this? The question is not for me.

[kolkulon]

In the course of transitioned to our glass)))

[razved]

Generally a crazy pastry chef.

[sever.56]

http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2015/422/pjvb68.jpg

[PValery53]

"The rough language of the poster" - after the "great and terrible" Poroshonkin.

[Kos_kalinki9]

Beautifully stated. Yes, and pictures in the subject.

[Shpagolom]

.... yes there wasn’t such a movie in this poster!

[Sergey-8848]

The galloping horses who chose this moron - not for this, the president is needed in order to carry all kinds of crap by the bucket, but in order to govern the state, at the very least, entrusted. Well, straighten him crazy already! After all, he will agree before Antarctica!

[2С5]

... who will correct something if these same huge horses-horses from Petya in mental development DO NOT DIFFER IN ANYTHING ?! They scammed the whole country for cookies and promises to get attached to Europa ... ugh underdeveloped unicellular

[Lelek]

“We have created state institutions that are engaged in the implementation of state policy in relation to the Crimea. (...) In our plans, the development of a "road map" regarding the granting of Crimea - in the historic homeland of the Crimean Tatar people - the status of national-territorial autonomy within the Ukrainian state "

, Pan Padro was clearly overheating or was using something obscene. It is necessary to reach such a state. A straitjacket is a minimum of medicines (and a kul in the bridge of the nose will cure quickly and without harmful consequences).

[gormonix]

Rzhunimagu ... So he managed to make me laugh!

[serenja]

And what did he don’t give Turkey right away? Or was he afraid that pravoseki would not appreciate such a broad gesture?

[BOB044]

Sorry, a friend accidentally put you a minus. And you are right about Turkey.

[pvv113]

We have created state institutions that are engaged in the implementation of state policy in relation to Crimea

It looks like Parasha has "something with my memory has become", I'm not talking about the adequacy

[armata37]

We have created state institutions that are involved in the implementation of state policy towards Crimea. (...) We plan to develop a "road map" for granting Crimea, the historical homeland of the Crimean Tatar people, the status of a national-territorial autonomy within the Ukrainian state

Petya, all this is a waste of time and energy of your chatting tongue. Think about the DNI and LC better. So far, it's only for now, they are still in the 404th.

[BOB044]

When he was at the psychiatrist’s appointment. He’s sick all over.

[Tusv]

Quote: BOB044

When he was at the psychiatrist’s appointment. He’s sick all over.

Campaign, outside Ukraine, for holding a public position, a certificate from a psychiatrist with a diagnosis of sick for all three heads is required

[ALABAY45]

"2nd World Congress of Crimean Tatars"
Does anyone have materials from the "3rd Intergalactic Forum of the Volga Yakuts" ?! I, forever, epoch-making events pro-abakhtung ...! I probably drink a lot ?!

[2С5]

... don’t drink, Alabai-in Petsu will turn

[Mark Alekseevich]

The head of state said this in a welcoming speech addressed to participants in the 2nd World Congress of Crimean Tatars gathered in Turkey.

[Lyton]

Ahahah amused, one Cameron hears something there, but the rest of this topic is generally not interesting.

[Decembrist]

pensioners solve problems of a universal scale as they can ...

[PValery53]

One of this "series" looks a lot like a dead man, and another, you see, is a Gauleiter of the United Kingdom, look up his nose! And one more asks for salvation from the Almighty, but does not receive it yet, because you do not shave.

[arane]

Mlyayaya! Is it all Crimean Tatars in the photo?
Is smoked Crimean Tatar also?
Are Kenyan Tatars relatives Crimean?

[vlad.svargin]

Sees an eye, yes a tooth is numb ,,,

[sv68]

He would at least translate the text of the State Department for a start! The original says "to grant the peninsula maximum rights after its return to the ukroiny by 2800, and provided that if the ukroinu is not connected to the Crimea as part of the Russian land"!

[company7777]

let Crimea say at least a thousand times to Ukraine; it won’t become sweeter

[mamont5]

In what reality do these dill bears live? I understand, of course, that most people are zombie (as recently in one video on YouTube, a Russian who visited Ukraine said that after watching ukrTV for several hours he himself was ready to run to the military registration and enlistment office, volunteer), but the top ukrokhunt should understand that then ... Or play along in unison with their propaganda?

[Proud.]

"... The administration of Petro Poroshenko is developing a" road map "for granting Crimea, which became part of the Russian Federation," the status of national-territorial autonomy within Ukraine "...". "... Earlier, as you know, the president promised to restore control of Ukraine over the Crimean peninsula ... "- I went to the Fix Price store. I saw it. I put it in the right order (hello to the logisticians!).

[sw6513]

Let New Vasyukov grant autonomy. Crimea did not want to live in a criminal fascist country.

[Tusv]

Let New Vasyukam grant autonomy. Crimea did not wish to live in a criminal fascist country

And why is the suburb of Elista autonomy?

[will give]

President, and argues as a drug addict.

[Tanais]

Quote: Dast

President, and argues as a drug addict.

Not this way...

"ALCOHOLIC, but he talks like a drug addict" ... More precisely, and in essence.

[chelovektapok]

News from "Parallel Universe". There Crimea is a ukraine. Disposal of other people's property and tales "for lepshe zhittyo" are a sign of the last stage of ukroshizophrenia. "The disease develops most strongly in the body, weakened by Alcohol, NICotine and .... bad excesses" (c). Prisoner of the Caucasus. In general, it is common for the skippers to regard someone else's as their own and "to whom I must, I forgive everyone." It's so Ukrainian!

[rustemkm]

Phew, I don’t even know how to comment on Alkashenko’s next statement)))
Just curious how he is going to return the Crimea? Nobody will voluntarily surrender it, by military means, too, is futile, even NATO will not get involved in such an adventure, because teeth immediately loses. The question is HOW?

[v.yegorov]

How easy it is to manage what does not belong to you!

[ALEA IACTA EST]

Thanks, laughed.
PS Petya, tie with alcohol !!!

[arane]

Quote: rustemkm

Phew, I don’t even know how to comment on Alkashenko’s next statement)))
Just curious how he is going to return the Crimea? Nobody will voluntarily surrender it, by military means, too, is futile, even NATO will not get involved in such an adventure, because teeth immediately loses. The question is HOW?

Like a joke! I'll tell you now!

80 summer grandfather comes to the sex therapist, and says that he has had no problems with women lately!
The doctor tells him that it’s time, as it were, age type .....
Grandfather replies: what is age? There, neighbor. Him 92, but says that still hoo .....
Doctor: grandfather, so you too ...... Speak ....

[voronbel53]

That's right, but who will give him? .. and this and that.

[stimulus69]

Parasha is becoming smaller in his fantasies, but where is the special status of Russia within Ukraine?

[Vadim12]

Already somehow Porosyuk does not pay attention to himself. Whatever nonsense he didn’t, all his crazy ideas do not end there. Maybe someone thread will end this chronicle? Well, do not kill right away, just close in the PND?

[konvalval]

Well, thanks, "dear", respected.

[bdo28]

Late to drink Borjomi when the kidneys fell off.

[Vladimir71]

In this clip, everything is said about Ukraine and Petya gunpowder)))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB7klIFE4S8

[Share]

It is very convenient to consider Crimea to be your own, you can allocate funds for various projects in the Crimea and more ....

[olimpiada15]

Accurately noticed money received, sawn, reported.
It was inspired: in the housing and communal services sector, they asked for a report on which the money was written off, and the service company came to the house, looked at what was done by the tenants for their money, included it in the report and wrote off the house.
Such a scheme in the Crimea probably ukrov will be.

[fif21]

This is quite in the Jewish style - to give the Tatars something that is not theirs! Will the Tatars really fall for it? Russia is not the Soviet Union, either live peacefully or kirdyk

[FREGATENKAPITAN]

When the people are exhausted by hunger, cold and war, there is no better excuse and brainwashing with thoughts about the status of the Crimea, which is already alien in fact, about the hordes of Russian troops in the Donbass.....so far it’s rolling, although already with a creak

[X Y Z]

It’s good that at least Honduras doesn’t bother him! You need to keep yourself busy with something. Either with the question of the collapse of Russia, or with the fate of Rostov, Bryansk and Belgorod, or with concentration camps for militias, or with the fate of Crimea. What an active nature and rich imagination. Only the scale is too small. What about the Ukrainian share in mining on the Moon?

[Evil 55]

Old, stupid, sick...anything can be a dream...

[unsinkable]

Petka, come to Crimea. You will also have the special status of a clown in a striped robe.

[Grigorievich]

I wonder what they poured him in Turkey that made him so sick. In Ukraine it sticks out from the vodka, everything is clear, but there?

[AdekvatNICK]

Meanwhile, in Moldova they talk less and less about Crimea.

Prime Minister of Moldova Valery Strelets supported the restoration of cooperation and development of relations with Russia during a speech on the Publika TV channel. According to him, Russia is an important partner for Moldova, but there is not enough mutual understanding in relations between the countries.

[galact]

What special status is promised to Crimea (Crimea already has sufficient status - the Russian Federation) we see in the example of Donbass. North Africa is completely covered with special statuses. Now the Americans want to achieve complete special status in Europe, the name of this status is the Fourth Reich.

[Svetovod]

Quote: voronbel53

That's right, but who will give him? .. and this and that.

Case for small:
1) invent/steal/receive a time machine from the USA...
2) go back in time...
3) Give Crimea a special status...

All three points are fantastic.

[Retvizan 8]

Hey, Piglet, hey storyteller!

[AdekvatNICK]

Crimean Prosecutor Natalya Poklonskaya received a collective appeal from the Crimean Tatars with a request to protect them from former leaders of the Majlis Mustafa Dzhemilev and Refat Chubarov, acting as “irritants among the Crimean Tatar population.”
They were banned from entering Russia for five years, TASS recalls. They are preparing to put Chubarov on the international wanted list for encroaching on the territorial integrity of the Russian Federation. A case has already been opened against him.

[2С5]

...looks like a final tour before leaving...you need to say something that will be remembered for a long time..."Notes of a Mad President" will soon be on all shelves in the country!

[Conn]

Drunk Patrick is causing a blizzard!

[dobryak19]

Quote: surovts.valery

As always - drunk.

How funny he is)))

[Galan]

Giving Crimea the status of national-territorial autonomy within the Ukrainian state is an excellent idea. It needs to be developed, I propose that Ruina announce the granting of the status of national-territorial autonomy within the Ukrainian state to Alpha Centauri, because the great Ukrainians come from there, and maybe to Mars and Venus. What an interesting idea: ALL GALACTIC GREAT UKRAINE. For mattress covers, all the stripes on the pants will become the same color - brown.

[Evilcat]

Why is this being done, huh? Crimea was both part of the USSR and part of Ukraine and was an Autonomous Republic. Well, you can’t hang noodles like that.

[Don_Pedro]

Petrukha opened his “little face”. Diagnosis: the dull gaze from under the forehead of a crazy alconaut in remission.

[olimpiada15]

Time after time, the government of Ukraine demonstrates complete mental failure, and given that this is part of world politics, it must also be recognized as a hegemon.
Even the slogans taken contradict themselves, in this case the world is in danger, because life is reasonable in itself.
Real Ukraine is a multi-ethnic state, represented by people of different nationalities, which is explained by its geographical location, size and historical events.
The ruling junta positions Ukraine as a mono-ethnic state, regardless of objective reality. This policy is inhumane, because it violates one of the fundamental rights of the individual - the right of people to speak their native language, which can only be considered the one in which a person thinks. The vast majority of citizens of Ukraine thinks in Russian, look at the episode of the fire at the oil depot near Kiev - in extreme conditions only Russian is heard. Yes, there are many more nationalities there: the same western part of the Odessa region is Bessarabia, and this is a different national bouquet. The western part of Ukraine is represented by several more bouquets of nationalities that became part of the country after the war. And all these people are subjected to genocide.
Crimea clearly does not fit into the policy of mono-ethnicity, which led to its secession. What kind of national-territorial autonomy can we talk about in a state with a policy of monoethnicity? The only thing that can be said about Poroshenko after this statement is that the place of the head of state should not be occupied by a person who is unaware of the contradictions of his own statements; this is a subject for assessment not by politicians, but by psychiatrists.

[sgr291158]

From a dead donkey ears.

[press officer]

Quote: surovts.valery

As always - drunk.

Let him give America a special status! Here they will be surprised!

[Vik66]

He might as well grant a special status to the Moon...

[f, hfrjlf, hf]

Why did he get high again? Moscow has been given another special status, he’s already like a Japanese drying in the Kuril Islands

[Zingvar]

Another shock of air.