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Tricky comments. Seven more for one?

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Mogherini in joy! Their regiment arrived! Seven more embarked on the path of hard struggle with the Crimea. And six are also against Russia. Foreign media are full of headlines on this topic. Like, together we - the power!



It is clear that, as in the old song, "a crowd of hares flatten a lion." But here it’s not that hares, mosquitoes. Against the bear. And not just mosquitoes, but weird mosquitoes.

So, Montenegro, Albania, Iceland, Norway, Liechtenstein, Ukraine and Georgia joined the list of sanction adventurers. They confirmed to the EU Council their decisions to extend the accession regime to the EU sanctions against the Crimea and Sevastopol until 23 June 2016.

And six also joined the EU decision of July 22 to extend the EU economic sanctions against the Russian Federation to January 31 2016.

The smartest mosquito is Georgia. Ah, Georgians, that's great! Flies from cutlets learned to separate. Apparently, the 2008 year just did not pass for them. Crimea - separately, and wine and peaches - separately. Europeans ... See there, dear, do not play. There are no queues behind your wine anyway, but for some reason they are sweeping away the Crimean one. Whether the price is twice as good, or the bouquet is not worse.

Ukraine. This is another masterpiece! We look legally: for Ukraine, Crimea is a temporarily occupied territory. So? So. That is, Ukraine imposes sanctions against itself.

Of course, after Poroshenko's kinks, on instructions to withdraw the troops to himself, this is so, a trifle. But internationally, if you think ... some sadomasochism. But we are no stranger to it. We got used to it.

The candidate countries for EU membership are Montenegro and Albania. Well, everything is clear. To take a volunteer, you definitely need to loudly poyavkat. And scratch the ground with claws. Denote that we, they say, are always ready for a mortal battle with Russia in the name of the Euro-ideals.

I want to go tsiferkam. For the last year.

Russian exports to Albania amounted to $ 80,7 million dollars. The volume of Albanian imports to Russia amounted to $ 21,3 million dollars.

Twenty. One. And three tenths. A million dollars. What is it like? Albanians, are you aware that we bought these damn sprats from the Balts on 100 millions per year?

Russian exports to Montenegro amounted to $ 29,6 million dollars. Montenegrin imports to Russia amounted to $ 6,1 million dollars.

So what? Everybody tremble-afraid? By the way, we will not live without Montenegrin melts (70% of imports is). But I don’t know how they are, if anything, without our aluminum. This is greater than 80%. About trade relations with Albania just keep silent, for laughter. See for yourself who is interested in what we export from them (http://www.rusexporter.ru/research/country/detail/2415/).

Liechtenstein ... What is it like? Where - I do not ask, I know. But how - this is a question. It is clear that this state is one of the shelters of those who need low taxes and financial secrets. Like Belgium and Switzerland. And, accordingly, live on interest and taxes. Hypothetically - they can hurt someone.

However, as it was said in the immortal film "The Diamond Hand", "Our people don't go to the bakery by taxi." And the money is stored in Russia, respectively. Well, and if anyone presses - except for the "pressed", no one especially burst into tears. Shared, as they say, a thief and flour.

With Iceland and Norway, everything is clear and so, even to touch is not interesting. For them, first of all, it would be necessary to counter-sanction the strike. More trout in the seas will be. Another question is that in this case it is urgent to raise our fishing fleet. For they themselves must be able to catch fish. And not these ... feed.

Dmitry Anatolyevich, this is a question for you!

It all looks funny, to be honest. It is clear that if the master orders, the servant performs. Nowhere he can not get away from this. But when such mosquitoes try to sting a bear, it even becomes somehow offensive. What else to expect from "partners"? What, we will declare sanctions Papua New Guinea or Andorra? Then for sure, "drain the water, come."

In general, I would like to quote another film. "Aladdin" Disney. There, the parrot very so militantly yelled from a safe distance: "Soul it, Jafar!"

Come on, strangle ...
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  1. Tatar 174
    Tatar 174 3 August 2015 06: 26
    +29
    Here it becomes clear who is who. Yes, not to us, to us it has been clear and understandable for a long time, but to them, to the people who live there, it will become clear where they live. Well, not to everyone, but to those who can still think and know how, not all have swam with fat ... They will look, feel the Russian counter-sanctions and decide what to do next with their "in power." In fact, this is even a plus - this is the beginning of something new in favor of the improvement of the world and the beginning of its emergence from the bondage of the hegemon. How else could it be?
    1. Sensatus
      Sensatus 3 August 2015 06: 34
      +19
      Moreover, the West itself made zugzwang. First he established an equilibrium where everyone else couldn’t get any worse, and then this equilibrium itself destroys it, hoping that it will be even worse for us. No guys, now it's your turn to swallow dust.
      1. Hauptmann emil
        Hauptmann emil 3 August 2015 14: 52
        +9
        Really masochists. They do not understand that if we suddenly cease to produce agricultural products in the required volume, then there will be other "non-Western" states. And the country that survived the 90s will survive without parmesan and mazarella.
        1. SEIM
          SEIM 4 August 2015 17: 52
          -13
          But, nevertheless, the West is civilized and smart, and the sanctions imposed by it against Russia work. Russia has lost all its markets, and its products, even at dumping prices, are of no interest to anyone.
          Do you think Putin delivered an ultimatum to the West because he suddenly felt a surge of strength?
          Banned the purchase of products in the West? To punish the West ???
          Do not make me laugh!
          Putin has banned the purchase of products: because tomorrow he will have nothing to pay for it!
          And when everyone finds out - he’s finished! In fact, he just warned the events!
          Sanctions - this is the end of Russia, the country of the fungus, the country of the parasite, depriving the useless mass of people who have forgotten about their true purpose. http://fakeoff.org/war/pochemu-putin-do-sikh-por-ne-obyavil-ukraine-voynu
          1. Valga
            Valga 4 August 2015 18: 15
            +2
            We already lived under the iron curtain. And even then we had friends and partners. And now we are not alone, but, - our partners have an economy based on real GDP, while your owners are parasites, and their economies are artificially inflated and when they burst your scraps will fly in our direction.
            We have yes, imperial manners, and your masters have colonial ones. They will not treat you as equals.
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          3. ty60
            ty60 4 August 2015 21: 30
            +1
            This is first the end of Svidomo. In the coming winter. And we have already passed, and there is plenty of firewood.
          4. a housewife
            a housewife 4 August 2015 22: 25
            +1
            The so-called "Diet". angry I will not speak on behalf of Russia; it is too Great. And I am a simple woman. How dare you, single-celled, dare to call me, a woman, a mother, a personality, God's creation such words? !!! I would be offended if I said that towards me and other Russians, a respected person, but you, a microbe, have no right to even open your mouth.
          5. patriot-rf
            patriot-rf 4 August 2015 23: 02
            0
            if you’re not happy with something, go hide in a corner and cry
      2. BMP-2
        BMP-2 3 August 2015 17: 03
        +4
        I wonder how then the signatories will otmazyvatsya? fool
        Surely they say that they say, a typo came out!request Well, described, that is ... lol
    2. Starover_Z
      Starover_Z 3 August 2015 06: 35
      +18
      Well, with Georgia, then everything is clear just - Ossetia and Abkhazia are further and further separated from it (almost according to the Crimean scenario). But then the rest of the Pugs where to yap intend to ?! fool
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 3 August 2015 07: 37
        +39
        Another question is that in this case, we urgently need to raise our fishing fleet. For they themselves must be able and able to fish. And not these ... to feed.The fleet, that is, for the most part is not new, but it exists and produces fish.
        The first problem is vessels with convenient flags. This should generally be prohibited.
        The second problem is that the caught products go to China for processing, and only then they go to our stores from there.
        The third problem is quotas, or rather, our stupidity for fishing, if a vessel caught a ton of extra fish and recorded it in the port of arrival, then they will put in such a fine - belay Because all the excess flies overboard.
        1. EGOrkka
          EGOrkka 3 August 2015 09: 14
          +3
          Alexander Romanov
          The third problem is quotas, or rather our stupidity


          Quotas are generally accepted fishing standards in the world! Needed to maintain abundance of fish in ponds!
          1. veksha50
            veksha50 3 August 2015 10: 31
            +20
            Quote: EGOrkka
            Quotas are generally accepted fishing standards in the world! Needed to maintain abundance of fish in ponds!



            It seems to me that the main goal (in quotas) is not to preserve living creatures, but to create unnecessary corrupt schemes for officials ... And not only here ...

            PS In the world a lot of nasty things are done under specious pretexts ...
            1. EGOrkka
              EGOrkka 3 August 2015 11: 26
              +5
              veksha50
              I think,


              ...... it may seem like anything, like using a table knife for killing. But ban table knives is complete idiocy. Why should it be different here? .....
          2. K-50
            K-50 3 August 2015 11: 04
            +20
            Quote: EGOrkka
            Quotas are generally accepted fishing standards in the world! Needed to maintain abundance of fish in ponds!

            Well, maybe then for exceeding quotas not to "reward" with a fine, but simply to reduce the purchase price to the cost price or slightly lower.
            On the other hand, what kind of quotas can we talk about if the cost of fish is deeper than a thousand kilometers than meat is obtained? Means it is not enough for buyers? So the quotas need to be increased? Then it will not be profitable to sell for the "hillock"? And even more so to prohibit foreigners from fishing in our economic and territorial waters so that their citizens get more fish. The same japia for many BILLIONS of bucks catches fish from us, stealing half of it, but for its citizens they regretted it! am
            1. EGOrkka
              EGOrkka 3 August 2015 11: 29
              -2
              K-50
              sorry!


              .... pity humiliates a person! If they regretted the next generation! From whom "good uncles" want to take out a piece of fish from their mouths .......
              1. EGOrkka
                EGOrkka 3 August 2015 12: 40
                +2
                Instead of grinning your teeth, dam up the pond, start the fish and grow it, and the "quotas" will be cut by the neighboring boys, but at night the watchman ....... in quiet. But if you are unlucky and you live in ruins .... then those maydanutye to you with their "quota" will come when they want ...
                1. a housewife
                  a housewife 4 August 2015 22: 34
                  +1
                  Excuse me, do not teach how to grow, for example, herring, flounder, toothfish, mackerel in a pond? Do you have them in stores? And if you suddenly have - the cost?
                  1. patriot-rf
                    patriot-rf 4 August 2015 23: 07
                    0
                    we have in Sevastopol, a flounder for 850 rubles. There is a herring, toothfish, but I have not seen mackerel
            2. ty60
              ty60 4 August 2015 21: 35
              +1










              It’s normal to organize the processing, only nobody wants to invest in it. Payback is not fast. Make Prokhorovs finance. Deripasso and others like them. Or deprive of property.
          3. Albert1988
            Albert1988 4 August 2015 11: 26
            +2
            Quote: EGOrkka
            Quotas are generally accepted fishing standards in the world! Needed to maintain abundance of fish in ponds!

            That's right, the problem is that sometimes quotas are set like this. in order not so much to maintain the number of fish, but to compete unfairly - for example, Norway itself imposed on us a number of rules that, in principle, sharply limited the possibilities of our fishermen in our waters, while the norgs could catch almost as much as they wanted and then sell them to us. So only business and nothing environmental hi
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        3. siberalt
          siberalt 3 August 2015 11: 23
          +12
          Chernomyrdin gave quotas for 60% of fish catch in the Sea of ​​Okhotsk to China for 50 years. And who will replace them if we have peace and friendship phai-phai? laughing And here, some comrades demand that our children smuggle free smuggler. hi The system needs to be changed.
        4. Lenin
          Lenin 4 August 2015 20: 29
          +3
          Raise, develop ... What to raise and who will develop ??? The private trader is complete nonsense. They are not capable of thinking on a state scale, their own skin, as they say, is closer to the body. Only the state is capable of reviving fishing collective farms with its own fleet, factories and fish farming. All this was under the Soviet regime, not everything has been stolen yet, put the thieves in jail and return the property, and at the same time, do not forget about the collective farmers whom these gentlemen have warmed up, that the new owners clearly owe them. We had such a collective farm millionaire "Progress" in the Baltic Sea, and the same Balts from the workshop in Rucheyi used to feed sprats with great pleasure and could not get the technology, and now we are buying a shame from them. So dig deeper, gentlemen, otherwise something is happening in our state, since the state still does not think about the people and gives private owners forests, water reservoirs and minerals!
          1. tokens2
            tokens2 4 August 2015 20: 43
            0
            Lenin
            Private trader - this is complete nonsense.
            Only the state is able to revive fishing collective farms with its fleet

            And the state has a different name
            official?
            Yes, there are no conditions in our country for a private trader. Or for the association of private traders.
            But for the official under the guise of a private trader. The conditions are full.
            the state does not think about the people and gives to private owners forests, ponds and minerals!

            at the mercy of mass production, nothing is given to private owners. The class of small private owners is absent in the management of mineral resources.
      2. AUL
        AUL 3 August 2015 08: 55
        +12
        Georgia imposed sanctions only against Crimea? But we do not separate Crimea from the rest of Russia! So - counter-sanctions in full!
        1. Slobber
          Slobber 3 August 2015 09: 25
          +9
          Dream, comrades. There will be no sanctions against anyone as such. How long have sanctions been imposed on Russia? And where are the Russian sanctions? Oh damn, Spanish fruits and Latvian sprats? Not funny. Instead of blocking the aluminum, as it is said in the article, and even not giving any color, our homosexual kings do not impose sanctions, they simply impose. And on the people as well. We were like a serf for them, and remained.
          1. Varyag_1973
            Varyag_1973 3 August 2015 11: 13
            +13
            For the slobber. Yeah, cover, aluminum, titanium, gas and oil at the same time! And what will you fill the budget with, womniks ?! I have a direct relationship with aluminum, I work as an economist at an aluminum plant, and here's what I tell you:
            Of course, everything can be forbidden, only it must be remembered that a holy place does not happen empty, as soon as you leave, others come! It is easy to lose a place in the market, but it is very difficult to restore one’s position, it’s practically impossible!

            So before you wave your sword right and left, you have to think with your head! And then they took the fashion, then ban it, then do not take it out, and then the whining begins why in Russia everything is getting more expensive and there is a budget deficit! The budget is not a toy and it is necessary to constantly replenish it, womniks of mlyn!
            1. Russian063
              Russian063 3 August 2015 14: 29
              -3
              They try to kick Russia with kicks, but we also direct our feet so that the blow is more accurate. so chtoli? when there will be an understanding among economists like you that enemies are not around, and they are not trading with enemies. They are defeated. People like you are ready to sell your homeland for a long raw ruble. And what is being done higher than you - extinguish the light, throw a grenade. !! Filling the budget is good, but not at the cost of Russia's image. And self-esteem? Yesterday was the day of the Airborne Forces, I am ashamed of scribblers like YOU, the dearest economist of the aluminum plant ...
              You cannot trade with the enemy ...
              I have the honor! NOBODY EXCEPT US!!!
              1. Varyag_1973
                Varyag_1973 4 August 2015 09: 03
                +6
                For Russian063. And I am ashamed of you! I personally am a patriot of my country, but I have a bad attitude to hurray-patriots, because apart from slogans and shouts of "wevsekhpArvem" you cannot say anything worthwhile!

                "Filling the budget is good, but not at the cost of Russia's image. What about self-respect?"

                And what are you going to fight ?! Self-respect or the slogan "nobody but us" ?! We know, passed: one rifle for three and we will throw our hats! For those who are on the armored train, I explain that the budget is not only pensions, salaries for soldiers and officers, it is, first of all, missiles, tanks, airplanes, electronic warfare and so on and so forth! Probably Stalin was stupider than you, that he traded with Germany until the very beginning of the war! It is because of such woodpeckers as you, dear, that we lost the wars (Crimean, Russian-Japanese), because we considered our enemies stupider and weaker than ourselves! It is necessary to prepare for war and thoroughly prepare, and this requires money and VERY BIG MONEY! And personally, I do not care who we trade with, if it ultimately leads to an increase in the country's defense capability!

                And you can continue to crow, with whom you can trade, and with whom you can’t, only there’s no more weapons from this! But you probably do not understand this! Rushing into a tank with a sapper blade is certainly the height of valor, but I would prefer to destroy the tank with an ATGM, and then you can finish it with a sapper blade, and not vice versa!

                I have the honor!
                1. antoXa
                  antoXa 4 August 2015 13: 12
                  +4
                  Varyag_1973
                  I agree with you!
                  The only gentlemen do not humiliate yourself with mutual insults, each person can have his own opinion and everyone should do his own thing, his paratrooper, and his own economist.
                  But the fact is that it is impossible to fight without money and technology, and technology today is again, first and foremost, money!
              2. ty60
                ty60 4 August 2015 21: 40
                0
                What prevents win - only with personal ambitions?
              3. nagel_Oz
                nagel_Oz 5 August 2015 13: 46
                0
                I can’t agree with you Rusian 063, countermeasures are politics, of course it’s nice that we respond, BUT the pleasantness will take place at the nearest store, with a notice in your pocket about the reduction of your workplace. Politics, politics, and people should be thought of first of all.
        2. GELEZNII_KAPUT
          GELEZNII_KAPUT 3 August 2015 09: 36
          +11
          Standard situation: ZAPOR crashes into a 600th gelding.
          From the gelding get out 4 brother (B) cabinet-shaped, in leather, shaved
          occiput, shorter than the classic version. And from ZAPOR - grandfather (D), but not
          simple, but with an AK-47 assault rifle.
          B (seeing the machine): everything is fine, grandfather, no problem, we are leaving, everything
          fine!
          D (directing the machine gun at the brothers): so, they lined up in a row,
          paid off on the first or second B: grandfather, why are you stunned? nah need we
          we're leaving Grandfather gives a turn from AK-47 to the brothers ...
          B: first-second, first-second D: so, and now 1st numbers are leaving
          to the right, 2nd to the left.
          (diverge) D: so, now 1st numbers take off their pants and get cancer, and 2nd
          numbers have them in the ass B: grandfather, you were stunned, what the hell are they? !!!!
          Grandfather gives a turn from Ak-47 to his brothers ...
          B (doomed): okay, grandfather ...
          2 numbers have in the ass first ... Thawed.
          D: so, and now the 1st numbers are in the ass of the second B: oh well, grandfather to you, we
          let's go (the line from AK-47 under my feet) - well ...
          Rebuild and the procedure repeats.
          Okay, it's done, the lads are in shock ...
          D: so, and now the 1st numbers are paired with the second and dance the waltz.
          Brothers split in pairs and dance.
          Grandfather sits down in his constipation, turns it on.
          B: GRANDFATHER, YOU DO NOT PRESENT WHAT PROBLEMS YOU FIND YOURSELF !!!!
          D: why?
          B: because we are a BAND !!!
          D: what the fuck are you a gang, YOU ARE A GANG 3,14 DORASOV !!!
    3. Lint64
      Lint64 5 August 2015 00: 22
      0
      Tatar - a bite! Well done!
    4. Anton Valerevich
      Anton Valerevich 5 August 2015 04: 56
      0
      Friend is known in trouble! Finally, we found out who is who in this world!
      If this war had not happened, they would have lived in ignorance!
  2. fa2998
    fa2998 3 August 2015 06: 26
    +6
    All this is of course fun, but I think that Norwegian and Icelandic fishermen will not die of hunger. In the usual way, "Belarusian" salmon, shrimps and even octopus go to Russia. And "daddy" cannot be touched - an ally, even a customs adviser. wassat hi
  3. rf xnumx
    rf xnumx 3 August 2015 06: 33
    +33
    Ukraine. This is another masterpiece!
    So they live in another dimension
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 3 August 2015 07: 39
      +20
      Quote: vc 72019
      So they live in another dimension

      Why do minute hands show different times?
      1. reservist
        reservist 3 August 2015 10: 29
        +3
        so it looks like their hands are generally "counterclockwise" spinning ...
        time in Berlin is only 11 minutes different from time in Delhi
      2. K-50
        K-50 3 August 2015 11: 07
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Why do minute hands show different times?

        Maybe the clock is just not set? laughing
      3. Max otto
        Max otto 3 August 2015 11: 25
        +8
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Why do minute hands show different times?

        Damn, Alexander, well, here is a naive question on your part, what generally works correctly for them?
        laughing
  4. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 3 August 2015 06: 37
    +12
    Montenegro, Albania, Iceland, Norway, Liechtenstein, Ukraine and Georgia

    In this situation, it is not necessary to declare that Russia will take adequate measures (when it sees fit), but to immediately take these measures, so that hiccups begin in these loafers.
    1. atos_kin
      atos_kin 3 August 2015 09: 06
      +3
      With the obligatory loud and serious scoring for all the media, so that the residents of the sanctioners knew.
  5. Shiva83483
    Shiva83483 3 August 2015 06: 38
    +3
    Come on, strangle ...
    If the stranglehold of these comrades was not pooped, otherwise there could be anything. And for these lupmen und oligophrenics, there are only virtues, thoughts, how it is more profitable to lie under someone. Ugh, what an abomination .... request
  6. dsi
    dsi 3 August 2015 06: 49
    0
    Montenegro, Albania, Iceland, Norway, Liechtenstein, Ukraine and Georgia.

    CHAINLUG -there China is already grazing ...
  7. MAXUZZZ
    MAXUZZZ 3 August 2015 07: 18
    +3
    And who of them sobsssno at least some kind of real interest for our country is? Yes, in general, no one, therefore, there’s no way to call them. And seafood, apparently, anyway, they will surrender to their ports and go to us through third countries.
  8. Yun Klob
    Yun Klob 3 August 2015 07: 18
    +24
    I risk running into cons from the tolerant all brothers, but after Okruashvili's statement in 2006 about "importing fecal matter into Russia under the guise of wine," I no longer buy anything Georgian. Get away from sin
    http://8b.kz/JmFr
    1. kil 31
      kil 31 3 August 2015 09: 53
      +6
      Quote: Yoon Clob
      I risk running into cons from the tolerant all brothers, but after Okruashvili's statement in 2006 about "importing fecal matter into Russia under the guise of wine," I no longer buy anything Georgian. Get away from sin
      http://8b.kz/JmFr

      Also a week ago, my wife and I went to her friend's birthday. We went to the store to buy wine, I was stunned by Georgian at two to three times more expensive than ours. Even my wife was indignant at the swab and molasses price (she said if I see such a flag on any product, I will know it is much more expensive than the analogue, figs and not a purchase for them)
      1. Corsair
        Corsair 3 August 2015 11: 46
        +4
        Quote: keel 31
        Also a week ago, my wife and I went to her friend's birthday. We went to the store to buy wine, I was stunned by Georgian at two to three times more expensive than ours. Even my wife was indignant at the swab and molasses price (she said if I see such a flag on any product, I will know it is much more expensive than the analogue, figs and not a purchase for them)

        laughing the most interesting thing is that they and Borjomi, for the price of a liter of juice or not the worst beer, go for what it is not clear what they expect?
  9. parusnik
    parusnik 3 August 2015 07: 21
    +9
    The smartest mosquito is Georgia.... The press passed the information .. Georgia changed its mind .. otherwise .. Latvian sprats, Borzhom will have to drink ..
  10. Egoza
    Egoza 3 August 2015 07: 35
    +15
    "This is not Russia for you,
    the climate here is different
    problems go one by one
    and here, the idiot is followed by the idiot from ... "(c)

    you can’t say better. hi
  11. gla172
    gla172 3 August 2015 07: 37
    +22
    Thanks to the author !!! Laughed in the morning))) laughing
  12. bubla5
    bubla5 3 August 2015 07: 37
    +2
    Damn and the whole story consists of a paradox, as soon as cataclysms happen somewhere or some other difficult times, Russia becomes a fraternal people, but as life goes on, we are acupants
  13. kitpit
    kitpit 3 August 2015 07: 42
    +7
    It’s time to move from conversations to business. The same sprats should have been banned a year ago. For these countries, it was necessary to introduce bans the day after their announcement of sanctions.
    1. Vasiliev Yu
      Vasiliev Yu 3 August 2015 10: 54
      +4
      I have been writing about this for a long time, what is the point of waiting, I must immediately answer. Iceland got the most because of its stupidity, a population of 300, live in fish, now live in search of buyers for your fish.
      As I understand it, in a year of sanctions (they did not participate in the sanctions and supplied their fish to us) they probably became all billionaires, and the closed market in Russia is not a problem for them, they will go for half a year to probably rest on cheap Canaries from their labors the righteous.
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  14. Masya masya
    Masya masya 3 August 2015 07: 44
    +5
    Ha! Euro aviary !!! Liked! laughing
  15. ZU-23
    ZU-23 3 August 2015 08: 03
    +3
    I practically did not pay attention to this show, even if at least some countries make inside Liechtenstein and impose sanctions against us.
  16. Zomanus
    Zomanus 3 August 2015 08: 07
    +2
    Well, apparently they found words for each of the countries, they convinced. Not without reason, shortly before that, someone from America was visiting these countries. Well, what, we can make a return move, it’s not difficult for us, since there is experience.
  17. arane
    arane 3 August 2015 08: 09
    +3
    Quote: Alexander Romanov
    Quote: vc 72019
    So they live in another dimension

    Why do minute hands show different times?


    So Ukraine! This is just fine.
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  19. zena-iva
    zena-iva 3 August 2015 08: 16
    +3
    Montenegro, population - 621 thousand, Iceland - 321 thousand, Liechtenstein - 33 thousand aaaaaaa .... dwarfs attack)))) How to live boom, comrades without their participation in our life?)))
    EU: everything mixed up in the EU house ... black is called white, evil is declared good ... revenge is justice ... capitalism cannot exist without fascism, well, it cannot ... what Churchill said there? will the fascists of the future call themselves anti-fascists? but he knew what he was talking about, saw a European future ...
  20. kot28.ru
    kot28.ru 3 August 2015 08: 24
    +16
    Quote: gla172
    Thanks to the author !!! Laughed in the morning))) laughing
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  22. kot28.ru
    kot28.ru 3 August 2015 08: 27
    +30
    Quote: Egoza
    "This is not Russia for you,
    the climate here is different
    problems go one by one
    and here, the idiot is followed by the idiot from ... "(c)

    you can’t say better. hi
  23. Karayakupovo
    Karayakupovo 3 August 2015 08: 28
    0
    I also did not understand one. Here, on the Russia-1 channel, it was shown in the news that 3 factories were built in the Lipetsk economic zone and, most importantly, One Ukrainian plant. What is it like? Either I, or something is wrong with the media. Explain dear ones.
    1. Russian063
      Russian063 3 August 2015 14: 34
      0
      in the same place in Lipetsk the candy factory belonging to Poroshenko continues to work .. how do you?
  24. Icebreaker
    Icebreaker 3 August 2015 08: 30
    +4
    Not exactly a sanction, but it was still very amusing when, in the UN vote on the Boeing tribunal, I found the mega-power Chad (!) Among those who voted in favor. I just want to ask them - guys, you are somehow sideways ... uh-uh ... worries ?! Have you ever seen the planes live? So these - well, we will not live without melon crusts from Albania laughing
    But about Liechtenstein - I would not be so sure. Unfortunately, decisions at the state level are mostly taken by those who, including those who keep their capital there sad
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  26. s.melioxin
    s.melioxin 3 August 2015 08: 32
    +7
    YES Gentlemen! To behave like Mogherini, you still need to be something of yourself. Be more modest milady
  27. Sinbad
    Sinbad 3 August 2015 09: 13
    +4
    To take to the Euro aviary
    it’s not a Euro-aviary to anyone, it is EUROSTADO.
  28. tolancop
    tolancop 3 August 2015 09: 35
    +7
    If my memory serves me right, a few years ago, Iceland’s Russia saved money ... Apparently, the Icelanders decided to return the favor.
  29. The point
    The point 3 August 2015 09: 42
    +14
    Wow, fleas are wound up in the Russian bear, they are trying to bite. recourse am
    1. veksha50
      veksha50 3 August 2015 10: 29
      +2
      Quote: Maksud
      Wow, fleas are wound up in the Russian bear, they are trying to bite.



      So, even though like-minded people met ... And then I was scared for myself, I thought that in my old age I had turned into a sexual pervert - the word "sanctions" began to evoke sexual fantasies in me ...
  30. Earnest
    Earnest 3 August 2015 09: 52
    +2
    Quote: Alexander Romanov

    Why do minute hands show different times?

    Well, batteries aren't free. laughing
  31. veksha50
    veksha50 3 August 2015 10: 17
    +1
    "The smartest mosquito is Georgia ...
    Liechtenstein ... How is that? Where - I do not ask, I know "...

    Liechtenstein is one of the smallest states in the world. Its area is 160 km2. The population of the Principality of Liechtenstein (estimated for 2008) is 31717 people ... [Wiki]

    Its territory and population are smaller than the territory of the district and the district town in which I live ...
    Hmm, mysterious ways to change the psyche of politicians of different ranks ...
    1. a housewife
      a housewife 4 August 2015 22: 50
      +1
      Adygea is about 5 times larger in population and I don’t know how much in area than Liechtenstein. wassat
      1. bubalik
        bubalik 4 August 2015 22: 58
        0
        housewife SU  Today, 22: 50 Adygea is approximately 5 times more in population and I don’t know how much in area than Liechtenstein

        ,,,
        Adygea Square - 7790 sq. Km. Adygea is slightly inferior in size to its neighboring republics: Karachay-Cherkess (14,1 thousand sq. Km), Kabardino-Balkar (12,5 thousand sq. Km), North Ossetian (8 thousand sq. Km)

        http://23.rkn.gov.ru/about/p4700/p8344/?print=1
    2. a housewife
      a housewife 4 August 2015 22: 50
      +1
      Adygea is about 5 times larger in population and I don’t know how much in area than Liechtenstein. wassat
  32. veksha50
    veksha50 3 August 2015 10: 22
    +5
    "Another question is that in this case urgently need to raise our fishing fleet"...


    Oooo, Roman, what a painful question he raised ...

    Already then to pick it up and hit them on the head of DAM for a long time it was necessary ... Without introducing any ssssanktsii ...
  33. Vladimir1960
    Vladimir1960 3 August 2015 10: 49
    +5
    Damn, it’s so convenient, not to do anything and blame everything on the enemy environment. Start working already! We put up with it (prices, utilities, etc.), where are the results of your work?
  34. Aasdem
    Aasdem 3 August 2015 11: 36
    +2
    The first problem is vessels with convenient flags. This should generally be prohibited.

    Why ban? You just have to do it your way, do you need a "convenient" flag? And as far as I remember, the Kaliningrad region is a FEZ, with a simplified registration or something like that, well, so it is allowed to sell "convenient" flags within this FEZ, and to re-register the entire fleet that has already been hidden.
    Norway also makes money on this.
  35. asiat_61
    asiat_61 3 August 2015 11: 52
    +2
    The article and comments were fun, so we will survive in spite of our government and the Central Bank. They are not familiar with the word. They are busy with other things, fulfilling the decisions of the Washington Regional Committee, they do not care about us. Our rulers live in a parallel world, and our paths will never intersect.
  36. GYGOLA
    GYGOLA 3 August 2015 12: 01
    +1
    It is clear that, as in the old song, "a crowd of hares flatten a lion." But here it’s not that hares, mosquitoes. Against the bear. And not just mosquitoes, but weird mosquitoes.
    And these oddities with a "blue" tint, will overly love each other in the nearest grove - there is no longer a bear at all ... "Georgian sukhach" will cool the hot ardor of the hottest heads.
  37. vovanpain
    vovanpain 3 August 2015 12: 24
    +12
    Well, if Liechtenstein imposed sanctions on what’s going on. And what did he sell us? Earthworms?
  38. LeftPers
    LeftPers 3 August 2015 12: 38
    +3
    ".... So, Montenegro, Albania, Iceland, Norway, Liechtenstein, Ukraine and Georgia have been added to the list of adventurers seeking sanctions ...."
    Cho will do now. laughing
  39. Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 3 August 2015 13: 11
    +5
    BUY FOOD AND DRINK FROM WESTERNS and their henchmen - CRIME equal to CHANGE TO THE HOMELAND !!!
  40. galact
    galact 3 August 2015 13: 57
    +1
    We know how to fish, but changing the management style of government agencies would not hurt.
  41. verb
    verb 3 August 2015 13: 59
    +1
    It is a pity that Shoigu is not the head of the government. In general, IMHO, NeDimon is not drawn to the prime minister, on the one hand, but on the other, is he an agent of influence? For there are too many very controversial (to put it mildly) figures in our government. I am silent about Sberbank. Honestly, if I were in the place of the GDP, I would dissolve and put all the leaders of the government and the Security Council in prison. This is the head of the "fifth column" in Russia. BUT! And alas ... This will not happen - they are all tied up there, including the president.
  42. slave2014
    slave2014 3 August 2015 14: 35
    0
    The article writes about goods and trade with the countries that joined the sanctions. And that these same sanctions prohibit aluminum from Russia or Russian tourists are not "allowed in"? In my opinion, all these sanctions are “not hot, not cold”, there are more talking houses and we need to “bend over”. What specific factories in Russia, having lost large export contracts, stopped? Imports from Europe have decreased, so who is worse off? The price of oil is another matter, but there are probably no sanctions here, and certainly not Europe, although it is really beneficial for it. I wonder who any of the world politicians believes that Russia will return Crimea? Well, you have to do a "European politician", then bargain for the lifting of sanctions.
  43. Sergey Vladimirovich
    Sergey Vladimirovich 3 August 2015 14: 50
    +3
    And that's all, in fact, for the sake of the Americans !!! How could half the world have been processed so that everyone began to do miracles !? I am far from thinking that people do not understand what they are doing - they do! But they do it all the same !!! ... My family lives on the floor below, and so, too, all "sanctions were announced to me" - they themselves came with ultimatums (for some reason, only to my wife, I did not speak openly yes ), letters with threats (funny, admit, and printed on a computer, for cospiration, apparently wink ) they threw them into the mailbox, they complained to the district police officer (and in all seriousness, he came 4 times!) - then the refrigerator works loudly for me - the child is scared, all nervous has already become, then the outdoor unit from the air conditioner drives mosquitoes into the open window, and then completely "I am obnoxious" - my CAT STOKES all night long - it is impossible for the poor neighbors below to sleep, the child is growing neurasthenic !!! We will sue !!! This is the current situation in relations between the "Euriks", "Ukriks", "Georgians", etc. with Russia reminds me of this everyday situation with neighbors 1: 1, only on a larger scale. It seems both funny and sad ... is it impossible for so many people around the world to go crazy? Wonders request
  44. Vladimir1960
    Vladimir1960 3 August 2015 15: 16
    0
    The girl who received on her birthday not quite what she wanted, said from the chair not quite what she taught.
  45. Vladimir1960
    Vladimir1960 3 August 2015 15: 23
    +1
    - So, gentlemen, customs officers, in the course of today's lesson you will learn which sanctions cheese and which sanctions wine should be washed down in the process of destruction.
  46. Proxor_P
    Proxor_P 3 August 2015 16: 09
    +3
    To be honest, all the sanctions for me are on the drum, or - to the lantern. Personally, I don’t eat sprats (poison and muck), I prefer “Poshekhonsky” and “Kostroma” cheese, I don’t drink any wine, I’m cracking vodka or Armenian brandy “Noy”, the machine is South Korean, like a phone with a laptop, potatoes - from the village, local milk, pasta too. I hardly eat fish (I’m a Japanese, perhaps!), Meat from the market ... I live and don’t blow my mind. Whisper.
    And let the trepngs, parmesans, jamon and other junk eat our elitists, for a short time, it seems, they have left ....
  47. Bor
    Bor 3 August 2015 16: 17
    +5
    I will not be original in my statement, however, we were late with import substitution for .... twenty years.
    It is clear that until the thunder strikes, the man will not cross himself. But it’s a shame for the Power! Indeed, there were probably smart heads predicting this situation with sanctions. Our top leaders slammed, slammed ... I hope there is enough time to rectify the situation.
  48. TsUS-Air Force
    TsUS-Air Force 3 August 2015 16: 21
    0
    great article. it is such a PR campaign in small countries so that the Yankees give an extra penny, otherwise they live neither who knows about them nor who does not remember them laughing
  49. den3080
    den3080 3 August 2015 18: 00
    +1
    And the funniest thing is that nothing dazzles anywhere. In any case, I have not seen.

    In general, one gets the feeling that it is only in Russia that dazzles and even kaklov. Nowhere else and even funnier is that in Europe almost no one is interested in this (population). There is some consensus. Most people trust governments, and that’s all.

    And I think it is no coincidence that the author did not give a single link, well, so that it looked like a mottling or at least one "pestle" ...
  50. v.yegorov
    v.yegorov 3 August 2015 18: 00
    +1
    Hit by enemy sanctions own production!
    1. valerysvy
      valerysvy 4 August 2015 00: 38
      +2
      Aga-Aga .... Where is it Production then? What is the profitability and what is the salary of workers? No production is possible at such loan rates and such an energy price ...