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Media: The Third World War will begin after the attack of the "Islamic State", the Taliban and al-Qaida on India

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The terrorists of the Islamic State have planned to unite with the Taliban and Al-Qaida militants to create an "invincible army" that will start a third world war, reports LifeNews with reference to Dailu Star. To do this, extremists plan to attack India.

Media: The Third World War will begin after the attack of the "Islamic State", the Taliban and al-Qaida on India


Grouping released 32-page document, which contains a description of the strategy. According to militants, such a move would immediately lead to a sharp confrontation with the United States.

“Instead of wasting energy in direct confrontation with the United States, we should focus on an armed uprising in the Arab world. Even if the States try to attack us with their allies, which undoubtedly should happen, the Muslim community will unite and give them the final battle, ”the group said in a statement.

Also reported on the creation of "army of terror", which will include dozens of factions of the Afghan and Pakistani Taliban.

In addition, the document contains a plan of attacks on US military facilities in Afghanistan, and in the future - on Pakistani government facilities. It is also noted that the head of the terrorist group Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi must be recognized as the sole ruler of the Muslims on Earth.

According to the publication, the booklet was handed over to a US intelligence officer by a Pakistani citizen. According to experts, the document is genuine and there is a real threat to international security.
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  1. Mainbeam
    Mainbeam 30 July 2015 06: 54
    +22
    Grouping unveiled 32-page document that describes the strategy.

    It is not sickly for "uneducated" dushmans to have such plans for the future. Apparently, the Yankos did their best.

    booklet handed US intelligence Pakistani citizen

    laughed
    1. Cosmos1987
      Cosmos1987 30 July 2015 07: 08
      +9
      laughed
      if about 3 years ago, I would say that Ukraine would be in a state of war with Russia in the future, I think they would consider me crazy, but that’s how it turned out ....
      1. SSR
        SSR 30 July 2015 07: 14
        +6
        Quote: Cosmos1987
        laughed
        if about 3 years ago, I would say that Ukraine would be in a state of war with Russia in the future, I think they would consider me crazy, but that’s how it turned out ....

        We all then siotrel to Libya and then Syria and then this misfortune came on the side and we really thought that our rooms are smarter than Arabs and other banana ..... And it turned out. (((((
        1. Cosmos1987
          Cosmos1987 30 July 2015 07: 18
          +10
          We all then siotrel to Libya and then Syria and then this misfortune came on the side and we really thought that our rooms are smarter than Arabs and other banana ..... And it turned out. (((((

          Here I also want to recall how the people in the early nineties supported EBN in the collapse of the country, which also meant they were not very smart ...
          1. Irkutsk
            Irkutsk 30 July 2015 07: 34
            +5
            The collapse of the country swallowed, but did not support. They supported the departure from the communist path.
          2. Temples
            Temples 30 July 2015 07: 56
            +10
            The people did not support the collapse.

            March 17, 1991 was the only referendum in the 70 year period of the existence of the USSR.

            The citizens of the Soviet Union were asked the question: "Do you consider it necessary to preserve the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics as a renewed federation of equal sovereign republics, in which the rights and freedoms of a person of any nationality will be fully guaranteed?"

            Answered: "Yes" 113 512 812 people, or 76,4%; "No" - 32 people, or 303%; Invalid - 977 21,7 2 ballots, or 757%.
            1. Cosmos1987
              Cosmos1987 30 July 2015 08: 39
              -6
              Isn't that the people?
              1. KERTAK
                KERTAK 30 July 2015 09: 01
                -1
                Strongly do not believe that due to the Islamic State 3 World War will begin
                1. samurai way
                  samurai way 30 July 2015 10: 49
                  0
                  It will only be an occasion
              2. Sergey Medvedev
                Sergey Medvedev 30 July 2015 09: 20
                +2
                Quote: Cosmos1987
                Isn't that the people?


                Civilians in your photo-the first maydanuty in the USSR.
                1. Cosmos1987
                  Cosmos1987 30 July 2015 10: 07
                  -1
                  And others who do not maidunyut why they were sitting at home ??? just like now we are talking about Mariupol, Odessa and so on? Maybe they also wanted chewing gum and jeans, just did not shout about it in the square.
              3. The comment was deleted.
    2. INVESTOR
      INVESTOR 30 July 2015 07: 14
      +5
      This is a distracting move. Their goal is our Russia.
      1. atalef
        atalef 30 July 2015 07: 29
        -3
        Quote: INVESTOR
        This is a distracting move. Their goal is our Russia.

        The next article * by an expert * - the fourth world war will begin when Isil, the Taliban and El Qaida - defeating India will attack Russia
        In general, some articles are apparently intended to determine what smokers and what commentators inject.
        Judging by the comments, many people smoke, not just the author.
        He is in a wonderful company.
        1. corporal
          corporal 30 July 2015 09: 04
          +1
          Quote: atalef
          Judging by the comments, many people smoke, not just the author.

          good And not only in articles about "politics", because they are trying to express their "only correct" opinion when reviewing technology.
        2. INVESTOR
          INVESTOR 30 July 2015 18: 03
          +2
          Thugs from the yoke have repeatedly stated that they will come to us in the Caucasus and Central Asia, only the blind-deaf citizen of Israel does not see anything, he does not hear anything. A scumbag better to wet at distant approaches.
      2. SibSlavRus
        SibSlavRus 30 July 2015 08: 24
        +4
        Is quite real. Please pay attention to the work of S. Huntington (still "distant" 1993) "The Clash of Civilizations".
        Really visionary and thinking people have long exposed the problem in the form of a threat.
        And the current leaders of many states (especially Europe) are blatantly short-sighted and incompetent in matters of national and state security.
        Russia, what, save Europe again ?! No, that's enough. Only utilitarian behavior.
        But radical Islamic fanatics still need to be put in their place. And the currents of this confession are under the most severe control of the state, because this religion was born just in opposition to Christianity and the Western world. Fewer different "tolerances" and the basis for success will be.
      3. NORILCHANIN
        NORILCHANIN 30 July 2015 08: 34
        +3
        The goal is not Russia itself, but the Russian territory with mineral resources and natural resources!
        1. Tanais
          Tanais 30 July 2015 09: 06
          0
          Quote: NORILCHAN
          The goal is not Russia itself, but the Russian territory with mineral resources and natural resources!



          Do not rush to conclusions ... Actually, ISIS itself, to Russia, is as far away as our militia is from Kiev (Lviv?) ...

          If we talk about the Russian Federation as a target for ISIS, then it is probably more correct to formulate it as: ISLES CELLS, created in the vicinity of the territory of Russia from the extremists Sev. Caucasus and Middle Asia, with funding and coordination of actions with the ISIS core in the BV ... "

          The threat undoubtedly exists, but not in the form as, for example, for Byzantium, which fell under the onslaught of hordes of Ottomans, who came ... again from BV ...
    3. pazuhinm
      pazuhinm 30 July 2015 11: 08
      +1
      There was probably a stamp on the booklet ...
  2. press officer
    press officer 30 July 2015 06: 57
    +1
    Well now let the mattresses and their pupils fight! Without our participation! In the meantime, we'll see ...
    1. Dmitry Desnyansky
      Dmitry Desnyansky 30 July 2015 07: 05
      +3
      The project of ISIS was created by the hands of the Peaceans, it is naive to believe that they will fight against their masters. This is about the same as in WWII, Bandera fought with the Germans. Surely the IG will take possession of Pakistani nuclear weapons, there we will see who has the missile defense, and who has the fiction.
    2. little girl15
      little girl15 30 July 2015 07: 25
      +3
      Yes, they won’t fight! It’s not for this that the mattress mattresses started to buzz. They need to overwhelm Russia, so they will start sending these extremists to us. The Americans themselves were sitting in a puddle to snitch at ISIS.
  3. Igor39
    Igor39 30 July 2015 06: 58
    +7
    To attack India through Pakistan, for this it is necessary first I think to attack Pakistan. But what if they act small, they would attack the USA and Britain at once.
  4. Eragon
    Eragon 30 July 2015 06: 58
    +14
    This makes no sense. What does India have to do with the sharp confrontation with the USA? Is it because of India chtoli? N-yes, this is the main ally of the United States. And why did they suddenly call this attack the third world ???
    And anyway, why the hell India?
    1. Tatar 174
      Tatar 174 30 July 2015 07: 57
      +3
      Quote: Eragon
      And anyway, why the hell India?

      That's right! Rather, Israel, Syria and access via Turkey to Europe and the Russian Caucasus ... Before India, Iran and Pakistan still have nuclear weapons.
    2. donavi49
      donavi49 30 July 2015 08: 29
      +3
      The nuclear arsenal triple this time.
      Armament is two.
      To free 160 (this is more than Russia) million Muslims and shave them into the army / surveillance.
      To take possession of a billion nonhumans and make them work for Jihad, including the forces of 160 millions of liberated believers from the paragraph above.


      Strategically, the whole idea is true. It is foolish to go without a base, without nuclear weapons, without a normal mobilization, weapons and industrial bunker into a large cabin. That is, from Iraq and Syria to Europe or Russia.

      Plus, Pakistan is now quite actively wobbling from the inside, there the political elites are beating each other with maidan and if it is good to direct human anger, then you can overthrow the system.

      The weak point in the strategy is:
      - if the Afghan Taliban are still subscribing, then the Pashtuns from the Tribal Zone of the IG will be sent immediately to paradise gardens, they will occupy a position at the Kurdish level there - they will come by IS — we will kill, Pakistani soldiers will come — we will kill, we do not need anyone.

      - The Americans will seriously engage already at the stage of breaking Pakistan. And not only the Americans - it is quite possible that China will send humanitarian bombing and the humanitarian corps. For Pakistan is fed and rebuilt with a Chinese hand, after breaking with the United States, China has invested a lot, and most importantly, China itself will begin to fall apart behind Pakistan, first from the Uyghurs and further through the provinces ...
  5. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 30 July 2015 06: 59
    +4
    to create an “invincible army”

    Three in one will not lead to the strengthening (if only at the first stage) of Islamic radicals. When there are many Muslim "napoleons" who seem to declare common goals, but pursue their own, then there is no need to expect any world seizures from this combination of forces and means (well, this is unlikely, their greens are closer to the body). Although blood is shed not measured. The only thing I cannot understand is the meaning of the attack on India - as a member of the BRICS or what?
  6. Konstantm
    Konstantm 30 July 2015 07: 01
    +1
    Quote: Eragon
    And anyway, why the hell India?

    To conquer China. Then Japan, and there not far to the SGA.
  7. Vaska Petkin
    Vaska Petkin 30 July 2015 07: 02
    +4
    Some kind of nonsense. Another scary tale.
  8. Cosmos1987
    Cosmos1987 30 July 2015 07: 05
    +3
    Media: The Third World War will begin after the attack of the "Islamic State", the Taliban and al-Qaida on India

    I made such a prediction back in May
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  10. rf xnumx
    rf xnumx 30 July 2015 07: 08
    +16
    The third world war will begin after the attack of the Islamic State, the Taliban and Al Qaeda on India
    Apparently from this story ...
  11. Yak-3P
    Yak-3P 30 July 2015 07: 09
    +5
    so the Indians a whole yard .. gig just trample there .. yes and they will be helped
  12. Wolka
    Wolka 30 July 2015 07: 15
    0
    bullshit by definition, not otherwise a provocation ... wassat
  13. parusnik
    parusnik 30 July 2015 07: 17
    0
    Islamic State terrorists plan to unite with Taliban and al Qaeda militants... Given that the Taliban and al-Qaeda with the Islamic State were created with the direct participation of the United States .. and Pakistan and India in the BRICS .. and Russia is trying to resolve, within the framework of this alliance, a conflict between these states .. Such an option is not excluded .. there will be no war as such .. but destabilization in the region is possible ..
  14. Kasym
    Kasym 30 July 2015 07: 18
    0
    Something they have grandiose plans. Now the Caucasus, then Central Asia, then Syria with Iraq, then North Africa, then Saud. Give Arabia. Now plans have reached India. The IS "got away from the loot," they felt like the navels of the earth. Will Pakistan meet ISIS with flowers? hi
    1. Cosmos1987
      Cosmos1987 30 July 2015 07: 23
      +3
      And will Pakistan meet the IGilovites with flowers?
      and in Pakistan, too, there are enough of all kinds of radically minded. What did the people in Libya, Syria, Ukraine rashir @ honor their country, the same thing made them do it in Pakistan.
  15. Decathlon
    Decathlon 30 July 2015 07: 24
    0
    I was especially pleased with the form of the "document": A booklet is a type of printed matter typical for advertising printing ... I rummaged through my memories, this is the seventh scenario of the beginning of the third world, from the beginning of the month.
  16. f, hfrjlf, hf
    f, hfrjlf, hf 30 July 2015 07: 26
    0
    Well, Th Americans wash the withers, they raised naughty boys, now the boys will make you the steeples
  17. gla172
    gla172 30 July 2015 07: 28
    +1
    What kind of amerikosovsky is it seems to me .....
  18. varag81
    varag81 30 July 2015 07: 37
    +3
    There is such an old strategy game "Generals". Very reminiscent of the current situation in the world.
  19. Old26
    Old26 30 July 2015 07: 48
    +1
    Quote: parusnik
    Such an option is not excluded .. there will be no war as such .. but destabilization in the region is possible ..

    And that’s enough. Destabilization in a region where two nuclear powers ....
    Pakistan can still somehow ensure the safety of its nuclear weapons. Will he be able to do this if the Taliban and Al Qaeda unite on the territory of the same Pakistan - HZ.
    So far, these are only "plans for the future". But who took ISIS seriously 2-3 years ago?
    LIGIL may be created by the hands of the USA, but usually such structures tend to get out of control of the creators
  20. Shmel-pchel
    Shmel-pchel 30 July 2015 07: 57
    0
    All according to the American scenario!
    But this is not the third world. But when they attack China ...
  21. Valkh
    Valkh 30 July 2015 07: 58
    0
    Quote: atalef
    Quote: INVESTOR
    This is a distracting move. Their goal is our Russia.

    The next article * by an expert * - the fourth world war will begin when Isil, the Taliban and El Qaida - defeating India will attack Russia
    In general, some articles are apparently intended to determine what smokers and what commentators inject.
    Judging by the comments, many people smoke, not just the author.
    He is in a wonderful company.

    But you have the wrong company!?!
  22. sgr291158
    sgr291158 30 July 2015 07: 59
    0
    In my opinion this is all just another cartoon. Although what the hell is not joking, who knows what is in their head, and even the Americans will heat it up.
  23. tnk1969
    tnk1969 30 July 2015 08: 09
    0
    By creating an extremely unstable, explosive area that would include countries like Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Lebanon, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Somalia, Western politicians would cut off energy supplies from this region. And only Turkey would benefit from this. After all, the only safe way would be through its territory. And so they are now fighting not with IS, but with the Kurds. After all, it is through the Kurdish territories that all channels of oil and gas supply pass. it was here that both Iraqi Kurdistan and the Islamic State "broke a window to Europe" for themselves. And Turkey contributed to this. The supply of hydrocarbons to China and other countries will decrease significantly. After all, the entire coast to India will be under the control of militants. Apart from the coast of Iran. But since Iran is in a state of war with IS, it can be assumed that its coast will be unsafe for navigation. I wouldn't be surprised if China backs Pakistan with weapons, instructors and troops. To protect their interests in this region of the Middle East.
  24. 70BSN
    70BSN 30 July 2015 08: 14
    +1
    ISIS does not need to attack INDIA, but on Amer! Here they need to rule their whole anger !!!
  25. Combitor
    Combitor 30 July 2015 08: 25
    +2
    Let's not be naive: ISIS, the Taliban and al-Qaeda are flesh from the flesh of Washington, the CIA and the Pentagon. All plans of these groups were written by hand or dictated by Pentagon strategists and specialists from the CIA. And they do not care whose hands and where to start another war. But it’s just not clear, are the Americans really hoping to sit out overseas if the Big Mix starts, thinking that nothing will fly to them? And if we can’t change anything, then we will have enough strength to punish the main organizer and sponsor. The Russians have a good saying: Once such a booze has started, cut the last cucumber. Before it is too late, it would not be bad for the Americans to understand its meaning.
    1. MichaelS
      MichaelS 30 July 2015 10: 23
      +1
      I absolutely agree that ISIS is a product of Washington (and London) and all those global players of the Western world who are behind them. And the fact that Russia still does not openly accuse them of this (as they are for the fall of Boeing and the support of Donbass), and the media continue to hang noodles that ISIS is an independent entity, is no longer funny, but simply infuriates. It was created as a supposedly non-subjective structure with which bribes are smooth and no one decides from it, and from which it is not clear what to expect and where it will go (and the puppeteers will direct it depending on the situation - I’m sure that hundreds of different options are being worked out - how and where in the event of a turn of events) In the meantime, its task is to grow and gain strength. It is doubtful that the main scenario is being developed for India, but if the task will give rise to the unleashing of the Third World, then perhaps such a scenario will work.

      see: "US Supports ISIS: Proven" http://cont.ws/post/81834/

      The report of an American plane that delivered weapons for ISIS, shot down by the Iraqi military, caused shock and a wave of denial in Western countries. Only a few in the Middle East doubt that the US is playing a “double game” with a “pocket army” in Syria, but some key myths are extremely important to keep as such for a much more ignorant Western audience ...

      It is reliably known that ISIS leaders were held in American prisons. The head of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, was held at the CampBucca military base in Iraq for a long time and was released in 2006. At the same time, the Bush administration announced a “creative destruction” strategy for the “New Middle East,” built on inciting religious violence ...
      With the visible support of the “large Arab allies” and substantial cooperation between the “moderate rebels” and ISIS armed with America, it’s not so difficult to guess that US flights to ISIS (supposedly to “weaken” extremists) could be a cover for weapons supply lines ... Courtesy of Jane's Terrorism & Insurgency Center (https://www.ihs.com/products/janes-terrorism-insurgency-intelligence-centre.htm

      l) An open database of terrorism and rebel activity indicates that ISIS attacks on Iraq are more frequent with the start of US air raids. The main battles were fought specifically by the Syrian army and, later, by the Iraqi armed forces with the support of Iran.
  26. solovey
    solovey 30 July 2015 08: 30
    0
    It’s enough to attack Iran and everything will spin. And India is very far away.
  27. provincial
    provincial 30 July 2015 08: 39
    0
    Somewhere at night, under the bed they found 32 leaf garbage, called up the documents and threw it on the site. Read the analysts and see how smart I know everything. Prophet nasradamus local spill.
  28. donavi49
    donavi49 30 July 2015 08: 44
    +2
    Well, they now have a positional dead end:

    Syria - in the South, the attack on dismemberment ran out, literally a week and a thousand were not enough to cut Syria into Damascus and the rest, cutting roads to Homs. On the other hand, the counter-attack on Palmyra from the army was also exhausted, the SAA cannot conduct two offensive operations, and all the forces are now in Zabadan, they are squeezing 400 dollars from Jordan. In the North and the West, everything is bad, the Caliphate is in strategic defense, Hasake has a catastrophe with up to 1000 killed caliphates (moreover, there were Alaverds in Palmyra, when the Caliphates were dying under the flank fire from machine guns and drove them in jeeps in the desert).

    Iraq is all bad army tactical groups come on vacation from Iran, several Shiite brigades under the auspices of the IRGC (Iraqis trained in Iran using Iranian technology) and the Iraqis themselves shook themselves. Now they have thrown the caliphate away from Badji far away, are fighting in the suburbs of Fallujah and entered Ramadi.

    Libya - Derna and its environs, but this is the closest point to Tobruk - the capital of Haftar, in Benghazi everything is bad, everyone is fighting against everyone there, and the Caliphate is not very positioned in the port area. But there is little strength there. The same Sirte did not hold, the most important city, held less than 100 caliphates.

    Egypt - in the Sinai, an attempt to exacerbate real combat with armored vehicles and the seizure of the city, resulted in the exchange of 40 army men on more than 100 caliphates. Therefore, they returned to their favorite ambush tactics. They conduct searches on the Sinai roads with execution, fire at roadblocks, burn tanks from ATGMs.

    Yemen is the biggest success, AQAP actually ceased to exist 6 / 7 of the former AQAP swore allegiance to IS. They control half of the country on the map, but in fact the desert and mountains, with 4 cities. But they cannot climb somewhere, because there are no forces.

    Africa - everything is complicated there.

    Therefore, the Caliphate is likely to roll back if they do not urgently find a strategic solution that changes the course of the campaign.
  29. slizhov
    slizhov 30 July 2015 08: 50
    +2
    there on the outskirts of great India and ... STOP ... :)
  30. aromatologist
    aromatologist 30 July 2015 08: 56
    +1
    The third world war began in 1985. And the USA, IS, Alkaida, etc. are synonyms.
  31. guznorodov
    guznorodov 30 July 2015 09: 44
    +2
    Destroy IS is not a big deal if you want to. But it’s not profitable for the American to see they released this gin from the bottle and help him in every possible way. They are specially fomenting war for them; this is the only way out of the deepest crisis in which America is stuck. As the saying goes, the war will write everything off. That's just we still can not get involved, but as we see this matter of time. Ukraine is preparing for the restoration of constitutional order in the prenist. This is the only chance to drag us into the war. But Americans understand that a lightning war on the part of Russia can quickly ruin their plans as it was with Georgia. No one else doubts otherwise they would have already begun. There will be no direct war with America. The reason is simple if we weaken each other. China, with its economy, will easily take the lead. Therefore, they are shaking us from Ukraine and China will get from India and Japan.
  32. HAM
    HAM 30 July 2015 09: 57
    +1
    "..According to the publication, the booklet was handed over to the American intelligence officers by a citizen of Pakistan." ...

    "The whole counter-band is done here at PENTAGONOVSKAYA!" (Ostap Berta Bey Bender).
  33. 23424636
    23424636 30 July 2015 14: 31
    0
    apparently the boys thumped and pressed the wrong buttons once india tat became a traffic jam What kind of clowns manage these names
  34. Aisha
    Aisha April 11 2018 16: 46
    0
    ISLAM HERE NO REASON, ISLAM A PURE PERFECT RELIGION. ISLAM DO NOT KILL EVEN A MOSQUITO! NO LIVING BEING HAS THE RIGHT TO KILL A MAN, NOT A PLANT, NOT A BRAIN CAN HARM. And the fact that in Syria is far from religion in general
    1. kipod
      kipod April 11 2018 16: 55
      0
      Quote: Aisha
      SLAM IS NOT HERE ANYTHING, ISLAM IS A PURE PERFECT RELIGION. IN ISLAM DO NOT KILL EVEN A MOSQUITO! NO LIVING BEING HAS THE RIGHT TO KILL A MAN, NOT A PLANT, NOT A BRAIN CAN HARM.

      maybe they will believe you
      1. Aisha
        Aisha April 11 2018 17: 03
        0
        IT IS NECESSARY TO SURVIVE AND DO NOT DIE FROM HUNGER, A MAN NEEDED TO HAVE
        1. Aisha
          Aisha April 11 2018 17: 06
          0
          I will be glad if at least someone understands what a true true Muslim is striving for. which is real, not a terrorist from Syria (shaitan). these they just pretend and do everything like Muslims, but they are shaitans.
      2. Aisha
        Aisha April 11 2018 17: 09
        0
        Unfortunately, it was LATE TO SPEAK ISLAM TO SAY IT AND TURNED THE WHOLE WORLD AGAINST ISLAM with the help of such hired terrorists
        Already all .. then only stains, gay pride parades, etc.
      3. Aisha
        Aisha April 11 2018 17: 11
        0
        Then only degeneration, gay pride parades, drunkenness, same-sex marriage, or even without children. Islam is also dirty. Then only G ...
      4. Aisha
        Aisha April 11 2018 17: 46
        0
        THE MAN NEEDS TO EAT MEAT !!! OF COURSE THIS IS NEEDED
      5. Aisha
        Aisha April 11 2018 17: 49
        0
        It's necessary. A man needs to eat meat .. Are you really chtoli. Man needs it!
  35. Aisha
    Aisha April 11 2018 16: 55
    0
    Well, you know, after unidentified objects (UFOs) ONLY CIRCLES REMAIN ON THE GRASS. BUT NONE OF THE GRASS HAS BEEN SUFFERED! SCIENTISTS KNOW! THAT MEANS CIVILIZATION !!! IT IS NECESSARY TO REACH THIS! THIS IS THE TRUE, REAL ISLAM!