Statement

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Advisor to the Minister of Internal Affairs of Ukraine
Gerashchenko Anton Yuryevich


STATEMENT


I, Kazakov Alexey Igorevich, being in my right mind and firm memory, of my own will and without coercion and pressure from anyone, inform you that I am a padded jacket, a colorado, a Russian occupier, a saboteur and a terrorist, as well as a secret freelance Surkov's propagandist GRU GSh MO RF, the owner of 5 is given Yoshinkan aikido, instructor in hand-to-hand combat of various types of special forces, including Japanese. Under cover, he trained in hand-to-hand combat in Japan under the guidance of instructors of the squad against street riots (Kidotai). Since January 2015, I have been systematically engaged in subversive activities on the territory of Ukraine with the aim of secession of the South-East of Ukraine and its accession to the Russian Federation.

Since 2015, I have been involved in distributing Surkov propaganda on the Internet among Ukrainian citizens. I began my subversive activity by writing the propaganda opus “I am Russian”, the goal of which was to prove the superiority of imperial Russia over independent Ukraine and to set up Ukrainian citizens to return to the Russian Empire. This propaganda text provoked fair indignation among Svidomo Ukrainians and the Russian opposition fighting the totalitarian Putin regime.

In January 2015 of the year, taking advantage of the lack of control by the border guards of Ukraine, I insidiously penetrated through the Gukovo checkpoint into the city of Lugansk, where I was engaged in combat training for separatists from 5 to 12 years for a week, instilling in them secret aikido skills to fight the Ukrainian armed forces .

In March, 2015, with a group of musical propagandists from the Kamchatka and Khabarovsk regions in Donetsk, organized zombie sessions by playing musical instruments and extracting various sounds from the throats based on secret shamanistic rites of the peoples of the north. This effect by an unprepared person is perceived as songs and allows him to hypnotize (zombie) on various actions against the authorities of Ukraine. For residents and militias, it was presented as concerts to raise morale and fighting spirit.

Currently, I am in Donetsk already in my third business trip. As in the past times, I illegally entered the city under the cover of the day in the curtain-locked cabin of a public bus. I had to carefully hide from the eyes of the Ukrainian border guards, who kept a close eye on me from a distance of five hundred kilometers from the Izvarino border crossing. I write propaganda articles that Donetsk (despite the shelling of the Ukrainian Armed Forces) lives a normal life, that people are paid a salary, and the old people receive a pension, that there are products in the shops (despite the blockade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces) and the prices are quite satisfactory. I also make and publish photos about how Donetsk looks now. At the same time I am engaged in the main activity - I teach the secret techniques of Japanese martial art. In addition, on dark evenings over a glass of tea, I and my accomplices discuss the insidious plans of a phased seizure of Ukraine and are engaged in undermining Ukraine’s defenses by destroying its strategic resources, and in the common people FAT and GORILKA, which is quite successful.

In connection with the above, I ask you to place my personal data on the Peacemaker website, since the unreasonable absence of my data on this resource reduces my fees to a freelance employee of the Russian Ministry of Propaganda and adversely affect my reputation.

Statement


Kazakov Alexey Igorevich,
16 July 2015, Donetsk













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  1. +73
    July 18 2015
    Good luck, Alex!
    1. +40
      July 18 2015
      Lesh, you turn to Banshee laughing He knows exactly how to get on this "peacemaker" bully Yes, and in the SBU and the GPU ...
      Dared ... in the morning then laughing
      1. +27
        July 18 2015
        Those who make such statements, dill can not be defeated. It is time for the juntyatam to admit defeat and bring down from Ukraine. So far, a tribunal has not been organized for them.
        1. +19
          July 18 2015
          Quote: oleg-gr
          dill not win

          Perhaps your first sentence would be more correct to write exactly as I quoted.
          And those who, under the gaps of the street, are sweeping to win? Or those who hold concerts to the sound of breaks?
          Everyone deserves respect. This war has one very important, from my point of view, feature. She formed another nation out of the amorphous concept of "Ukrainian". Such people appeared in Donbass.
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    2. +20
      July 18 2015
      As for the fake "Surkovian propaganda" announced by the fifth column at the behest of the State Department, I somehow did not understand. winked And for the photo of the military-peaceful Donetsk, special thanks!
    3. +35
      July 18 2015
      Quote: sanyadzhan
      I, Alexei Igorevich Kazakov, being in my right mind and firm memory, of my own free will and without coercion and pressure from anyone, I inform you that I am a quilted jacket, Colorado, Russian occupier, saboteur and terrorist, as well as a secret freelance Surkov propagandist GRU GSH MO RF, the owner of 5 is given Aikido Yoshinkan, an instructor in hand-to-hand combat of various types of special forces, including Japanese. Undercover, he studied hand-to-hand fighting in Japan under the guidance of instructors from the anti-riot squad (Kidotai).
      1. +16
        July 18 2015
        I can not see because I take pictures
        1. 0
          July 18 2015
          And I'm the one on the right side!
      2. +7
        July 18 2015
        Where is the Predator ??? with the Alien .... laughing
        1. +13
          July 18 2015
          Quote: cat 23
          Where is the Predator ???

          Yes, here it is - between Arnie and Dolph - just in optical camouflage)))
          Quote: cat 23
          with the Alien ...

          A stranger at the feet fell apart and did not get into the frame))))
        2. +3
          July 18 2015
          at Donetsk airport, daytime standing
    4. +2
      July 18 2015
      And new letters and photos.
    5. +9
      July 18 2015
      and Alexey Kazakov called Avakov an earthworm.
      1. 0
        July 19 2015
        Would you hear that he sings after fighting with resources ...
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  2. +36
    July 18 2015
    Man! I respect good
    but I’m not a bit myself, sometimes I have to bump into (Skype, Facebook), the SBU case is open, I can’t blame it, my mother has no one to leave .. sad And to the homeland in Tyumen with all the junk is expensive, well, let’s see ..
    1. +20
      July 18 2015
      Quote: Barracuda
      I respect
      but myself a little

      Drop it, Valera! Well, do not drag against a tank with a sapper blade ?! Everything has its time.. hi
      The photos are good .. it seems looking at them that and there is no war, we dreamed everything ..
      1. +10
        July 18 2015
        Looking where to shove this shovel wink
        1. +16
          July 18 2015
          Quote: Barracuda
          Looking where to shove this shovel

          laughing !
          I think that the strongest action of opposing the state machine of the outskirts will not lose a human face, no matter how hard the Svidomo try to force you to do the opposite.
          And the more such people there are, the sooner the "imported" system of Ukraine's collapse will fall apart .. hi
      2. +24
        July 18 2015
        Quote: avia1991
        The photos are good .. it seems, looking at them that there is no war, we dreamed everything ..

        Yeah...
      3. +22
        July 18 2015
        A film crew from St. Petersburg is working in Donetsk now, they are filming about the life of civilians in a war. At first, they were very surprised at the zero reaction of the peaceful to the sounds of shelling, on the street young people, mothers with strollers, lovers in the park kiss, that there are a lot of girls and women in military uniform ... And they thought that people were sitting here in the basements ... However, they sit in Gorlovka and sometimes you can see how in Donetsk people from destroyed houses on the outskirts move to hostels.
    2. +5
      July 18 2015
      Quote: Barracuda
      Man! I respect good
      but I’m not a bit myself, sometimes I have to bump into it, the SBU case is open, I can’t blame it, my mother has no one to leave .. sad And to the homeland in Tyumen with all the junk is expensive, well, let’s see ..

      Explain that you have some kind of lousy SBU? As far as I am aware, it does not really "tackle" and paddles all the little, little suspicious indiscriminately "to the basement" ...

      Strange you are a separatist. Or not a separatist? What article? Number etc ...
      1. +13
        July 18 2015
        I have already earned an article for "Household separatism", bill No. 4524-1. The old generation of the SBU has "gone", and young people are clamoring for their shoulder straps. Stupid.
        1. +4
          July 18 2015
          Quote: Barracuda
          I have already earned an article for "Household separatism", bill No. 4524-1. The old generation of the SBU has "gone", and young people are clamoring for their shoulder straps. Stupid.

          That, and so freely, "with access to the Internet", you can, while under SUCH ARTICLE, "wander" in freedom ???
          Actually, I asked to bring the NUMBER of the article on which you are attracted. If you were with the investigator, then you should have been acquainted with the essence of the matter and the article number ... Have you been with the investigator?
          1. +9
            July 18 2015
            Thank God no . I’m not “the first day,” my fellow students, classmates, colleagues informed me in advance. Hawali was once from one bowl, but it’s like it, and who knows how it will be.
    3. +16
      July 18 2015
      Quote: Barracuda
      case in SBU is open

      Valera, there cases on almost all the regulars of VO were opened up. On some there are already three, under different names. This is normal. Let them work.
      If there is a "business", then you are doing a business. Something like this.
      1. +7
        July 18 2015
        I agree, but I’m from Vladimirskaya (there is the head office of the State Dept-SBU) in an hour's drive, that’s the "problem". They can close at any time, if they do not shoot.
        1. -8
          July 18 2015
          Quote: Barracuda
          I agree, but I’m from Vladimirskaya (there is the head office of the State Dept-SBU) in an hour's drive, that’s the "problem". They can close at any time, if they do not shoot.

          Are you such an "important bird" that you expect to get into the basement on Vladimirskaya?
          Given some knowledge of the realities in Donbass-Ukraine, I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU ...

          You, either a dumb-boy who doesn’t need the SBU, because of the complete stupidity and danger, or a useless actress ...
          1. +12
            July 18 2015
            Well, okay. Live in Peace! But here I am, and you there. And where does the thought of an important bird come from? Well, yes, an actress, he cut himself with a specialist, shot himself from a self-made gun, then fled tearfully to the surgeons. And the boy is already almost bald, although only 42.
            I didn’t pretend to be elected, I just talk, I’m not a fan of inflating ..
            Hey.
            1. +11
              July 18 2015
              Quote: Barracuda
              But here I am, and you there.

              Yes, I am in the DPR, and it is all the more disgusting to see the periodically "pop-up" whining of a Kuevlyan about how he is not well ...
              1. +12
                July 18 2015
                Sorry . In Kiev, there is also something to do. Not everyone is fleeing to Russia, many are with us. We help as we can.
              2. +11
                July 18 2015
                Taichka, well, why are you so rude and brutal, I will say even more - unprofessional, or do you really consider everyone on the other side as weaklings and whiners? You also need to submit an article, and show the address, and then you need to assure you of something. Or don’t you know how many people were arrested? Maybe they think there are sanatorium conditions? This cup has not passed me, I, too, on the other side, thank God they have changed - but this is precisely the exception. You have to be kinder ... and more polite, the avatar obliges you.
          2. +7
            July 18 2015
            Quote: Tanais
            Are you such an "important bird" that you expect to get into the basement on Vladimirskaya?

            Tanais, why are you all so classified and encrypted to get to the end of a verified person? Look for spies and traitors somewhere in your environment. Judging by the profile picture, this is your specialty. And Alexey for the photo of Donetsk - many thanks. Not everywhere reached APU. On our TV, by the way, for some reason this is not shown.
            1. +1
              July 18 2015
              Quote: EvgNik
              Tanais, why are you all so classified and encrypted to get to the end of a verified person?

              About "checked", I wrote to you in a "personal". I do not intend to discuss this here.
      2. +4
        July 18 2015
        Quote: domokl
        there affairs on almost all the regulars of VO

        I hope there is the first on the list ..? bully
      3. +6
        July 18 2015
        Quote: domokl
        there affairs on almost all the regulars of VO

        belay where are the firewood from?
        Quote: domokl
        On some there are already three

        better people, however ... lol
        1. +5
          July 18 2015
          bully What? So the same for FSE? laughing laughing Evening on VO laughing fellow
  3. +10
    July 18 2015
    God help you, Alexey! Thanks for the photo of wonderful Donetsk!
    1. +7
      July 18 2015
      Actually, this is not Donetsk. All photoshot wink Heaps are painted. This is quite on the Donetsk embankment (one of the most favorite places of rest for Donetsk residents). And the river is not Kalmius at all. There are no such bridges on Ilyich Ave. wink Believe us, "the son of a miner" and "the daughter of an officer" - we live in Donetsk. Thanks to the author for the article. I am ready to enroll in the section on undermining the economic power of Ukraine (eating "lard and vodka")
      1. +5
        July 18 2015
        Quote: German Titov
        Actually, this is not Donetsk. All photoshot

        But don't "La-La" ... This is EXACTLY Donetsk, the "Donbass-arena" area in the frame is just the area around the stadium, by the way, which landscaping designers from Germany were engaged in, and the memorial to the miners (upper left corner) who fell in the Second World War. Although I don't live in Donetsk itself, I know something in the city.
        You, with similar and "presentations", can really be known as "the son of a miner" and "the daughter of an officer."
        1. +3
          July 18 2015
          Quote: Tanais
          This is EXACTLY Donetsk, the "Donbass Arena" area in the shot is just the area around the stadium, by the way, landscaping of which was carried out by landscape designers from Germany, and the memorial to the miners (upper left corner) who fell in the Second World War.


          The monument to the miners, in this satellite image, to the right of the stadium bowl, on a triangular platform.
        2. +5
          July 18 2015
          Well this is banter, Taichka, but the surroundings of the Donbas Arena are my favorite place for walking, the landscape design is excellent.
          1. +1
            July 19 2015
            Quote: bayard
            Well this is banter, Taichka, but the surroundings of the Donbas Arena are my favorite place for walking, the landscape design is excellent.


            Quote: German Titov
            Actually it was a joke of humor


            Actually, I was joking too ...
        3. +6
          July 18 2015
          It was actually a joke of humor. I am now on Miner's Square listening to the "immortal artillery symphony". Where there is a monument, there is a park of "Lenin Komsomol" (as before). One of the photographs is the bridge across Kalmius along Ilyich Avenue (behind the bridge is the First Military Hospital and Kalinin Hospital). Tanais! Get a kitten - learn to smile. Even at this time. A smile beautifies. love
          1. +2
            July 19 2015
            Quote: German Titov
            Tanais! Get a kitten, learn to smile. Even at this time. A smile decorates. love

            Tanais (Tanais) - the ancient Greek name for the Don River, as well as the ancient city located at the mouth of the Don ...
  4. +8
    July 18 2015
    America does not want our cities to look like this. She wants us to have the same as in Libya, Syria, Iraq.
    So powders appear.
    Clean, beautiful city. And what a beautiful nature. I look and see our Russia.
    1. 0
      July 18 2015
      Quote: Ermak
      America does not want our cities to look like this. She wants us to have the same as in Libya, Syria, Iraq.
      So powders appear.
      Clean, beautiful city. And what a beautiful nature. I look and see our Russia.

      Americans, somewhere, can be understood. What does American Detroit or the black neighborhoods of most other, especially major American cities, look like? Without any shelling, please note. Well, aren't you offended by the Americans? ...
  5. +3
    July 18 2015
    Thanks for the photos Alexey! I’ve been at home ..
  6. +5
    July 18 2015
    By the way - there are sent Cossacks on the site, they knock on the SBU (although not everything is in order in the SBU itself). So I recommend that people living in Ukraine be careful in their statements. I am an example of this, although I do not care. They get it, I’ll leave to fight again .. meet
    1. +3
      July 18 2015
      Quote: Barracuda
      By the way - there are sent Cossacks on the site, they knock on the SBU (although not everything is in order in the SBU itself). So I recommend that people living in Ukraine be careful in their statements. I am an example of this, although I do not care.

      "No knocking AT SBU "and"В SBU ", and besides, provide the FACTS exposing the" sent cossacks ", otherwise everything you wrote is nothing more than a slander on the site and its visitors ...
      1. +2
        July 18 2015
        Who can report my statements HERE? The site is clearly not broken. There is only one conclusion - there are snitches, as elsewhere. There are no complaints about the site and visitors.
        1. +8
          July 18 2015
          The Chrome program, which is recommended for the correct operation of the site, is spyware, and indeed such a site cannot bypass the NSA’s attention, what is the danger of the Security Service of Ukraine?
          I registered on the site and used the installed browser, as soon as I started to write comments, my personal account stopped working and until I installed Shcome, my personal account could not be opened, so the information from the site is merged.
          1. +5
            July 18 2015
            Quote: olimpiada15
            The Chrome program, which is recommended for the correct operation of the site, is spyware, and indeed such a site cannot bypass the NSA’s attention, what is the danger of the Security Service of Ukraine?

            Do you think that the browsers Opera, Mozilla, Internet Explorer, etc. do not merge the American special services about you? Remember Edward Snowden? All Yandex and Amigo browsers, if I’m not mistaken, are made on the core of Chrome, not the fact that they do not merge our data into the CIA and other offices bully
            Quote: olimpiada15
            I registered on the site and used the installed browser, as soon as I started to write comments, my personal account stopped working and until I installed Shcome my personal account could not open

            Slowed-down Internet Explorer is needed only to download the browser (C)
      2. +2
        July 18 2015
        The SBU reported so much that some of the employees were "closed", some were kicked out. Is all this thanks to the VO site?))) And so, yes. Real "posriots" are knocking at the SBU.
      3. +2
        July 18 2015
        Taichka, and you are not a Cossack?
  7. +12
    July 18 2015
    As long as there is a sense of humor, no enemy can defeat such a people! Thank you, Alex. Soul and heart with the people of Donbas!
  8. +7
    July 18 2015
    if there were more people like the author, then the devil would not be scared to mother Russia.
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  10. +9
    July 18 2015
    Good luck, Alexey Igorevich! I liked your application - a good banter! and the photo is so super-general - with such beauty, war seems sacrilege ...
    1. +3
      July 18 2015
      Quote: pincet
      Good luck, Alexey Igorevich! I liked your application - a good banter! and the photo is so super-general - with such beauty, war seems sacrilege ...

      And war is blasphemy, even without any photographs ...
  11. +9
    July 18 2015
    Well its this policy, Saturday - let's smile. Hello from the USSR.
  12. +9
    July 18 2015
    Wonderful photos!
    I wanted to go on vacation, and visit that beautiful land!
    This monstrous destruction of the people, villages and cities of this land would soon end.
    As they say: - "PEACE to your home"! Yes
    1. +6
      July 18 2015
      I advise. You can safely go right now :-) A hut from 1800 gr (3600 rubles) per month in the center (though the center is big), I eat 200-300 rubles a day for food. Only not for a month like me, but for two weeks. Only in some areas I do not recommend traveling. Echoes of war and the surrounding areas can be seen.
      1. +11
        July 18 2015
        Quote: Irbis
        Only in some areas I do not recommend traveling. Echoes of war and the surrounding areas can be seen.


        Petrovsky and Kirov districts are not particularly successful in this. But actually, in them, you can not only see, but also feel, perhaps for the last time ...

        Of course, directly, in the "place of events" you are unlikely to get (convincingly "wrapped"), but what the hell is the VSUushny not joking ...
        1. +10
          July 18 2015
          Even with all my desire, my friends would rather lock me in a closet :-) So that I would not heroize :-) Yes, and this is superfluous. Why should people be nervous about idle curiosity? In my opinion, of course.

          And the horrors of war everywhere show in our country how, in my opinion, one of the goals of the government of 404 is contributing to the intimidation of the population. Showing only one side of life in the Donbass, our media, as well as bloggers, are supporters of the intimidation propaganda. I'm talking about the Russian media. In Donetsk, that television works fine. As one of the participants in the television interview I say.


          Life must be shown from all sides. To evil enemies. So that they know that whatever they do, they cannot break. Again, this is just my opinion.
          1. NO PASARAN
            +4
            July 18 2015
            Quote: Irbis
            Showing only one side of life in the Donbass, our media, as well as bloggers, are accomplices of intimidation propaganda. I'm talking about the Russian media.

            I absolutely agree with you.
            I would like to note that the "horror stories" are designed specifically for the Russian man in the street, look, they say, and be afraid of what protests against the authorities can lead to and that a protest against the destructive economic policy and arbitrariness of the authorities will certainly lead to civil war.
            So sit "patsak" and do not twitch, p.r.os.r.r.a.l you your happiness-country in 91-93, sometimes ponastalgia around the USSR, but to revive it by nizzyayaya, well, by no means nizyayaya, you think about it, it means "you are headless", as our president says.
            And most importantly, now that at 404 there is a civil war, which some have provoked, while others have ignited and constantly pour kerosene into the fire, we somehow all began to perceive our republics as a real "Zakordonia", completely forgetting that together we were building a single country that together they defended it in a terrible war, that together they restored and improved it, and that it turned out that we were not brothers now, but fierce enemies, and that the enmity of our government was reliably sealed with the people's blood, so that, in the opinion of the authorities, we would forever share the same " rebellious people in the world "...
            Sit down, "Vanya", and chew Kiselyov-Solovyov noodles, but thinking "Vanya" is harmful to you.

            PS. Thanks to the author for the article and the photo story.
  13. +3
    July 18 2015
    Finally, the damned confession, aggression. Achtung, aggression, blanched, blown away. The same manche pa sis jour.
  14. +6
    July 18 2015
    Thank you, Alex, for the positive article. The junta of such people will never be defeated. Let him rage in impotent rage.
  15. +4
    July 18 2015
    Hold the crab! Respect, man!
  16. -5
    July 18 2015
    Laughter and pussies are probably needed in life. Before Sochi, there were explosions in Volgograd and I remember a wave of condolences under the flags of Ukraine at VO. If something like this happened today, probably now there will be no such condolences, most likely there will be laughter and pussies in response, and there are not so many users under the flag of Ukraine, although until 2014 they were the third in number after the flag of the Russian Federation and the USSR. There is a principle of criticizing-suggest, I suggest it might be time on the site at least to quietly muffle anti-Ukrainianism, especially since you are not going to include the "DNR-LPR" in the Russian Federation and against the fact that the Russian Armed Forces entered Ukraine and conquered Novorossia. DNR-LPR remains two ways to return to Ukraine, or remain a gray zone between Russia and Ukraine. The experience of the PMR, Karabakh, etc. shows that the gray zone is depopulation and degradation. Belator Koreshkov-Lima watched the supplement in the morning and was rooting for the “Spartan” congratulations on the championship, but now I thought who the majority of Ukrainians were rooting for?
    1. +11
      July 18 2015
      Quote: Semurg
      There are not so many users under the flag of Ukraine, although until 2014 they were the third largest after the flag of the Russian Federation and the USSR.


      Yes, and now there is. For example, I hid behind the flag of the USSR, this shameful rag. I do not want to go out under it "in the people" ...

      Quote: Semurg
      especially since you are not going to include "DNR-LPR" in the Russian Federation and against that the RF Armed Forces entered Ukraine and conquered Novorossiya. DNR-LPR remains two ways to return to Ukraine, or remain a gray zone between Russia and Ukraine. The experience of the PMR, Karabakh, etc. shows that the gray zone is depopulation and degradation.


      There is a third way. CHANGE UKRAINE. By forcibly changing the current "status quo".
      And that would be the most acceptable option for everyone. And Russia receives a "buffer", moreover, not a "gray" one, and the problems of survival of the "bits of Ukraine" will disappear by themselves ...

      But things are still there ...

      And the question begs: PAPER ??
      1. +8
        July 18 2015
        At the expense of laughter ... Let us then sit in a corner and wake up quietly crying about how unhappy we are, no one takes us anywhere, no one helps us, or we will start to become brutal and eventually turn into the same Bandera, only which will already be for our ". Can you ban people from laughing in Donbass? Well, what? There is a war here, they feel bad. So there is no place for fun. Holidays, concerts, competitions should be banned along the way. Well, in general, everything that distracts from the war. Let's leave only a nervous laugh during a hysterics.

        To paraphrase one joke:
        Smile - it annoys Ukraine (and others like them).
        1. +3
          July 18 2015
          Quote: Irbis
          To paraphrase one joke:
          Smile - it annoys Ukraine (and others like them).

          To the point .. On the Censor how many times I checked! Fall into a tantrum ... laughing good
        2. -3
          July 18 2015
          Laughter laughter strife. Vaughn Life.News posted a video with Poroshenko singing the anthem of Kazakhstan from the film Borat. Probably also found it funny and creative. and so kanesh smile and remember the phrase from the movie "courier" (Bazin you that laugh like a horse all the time)
          1. +2
            July 18 2015
            Of course different, who is arguing with you? There is a Comedy Club, and there is Zadornov. Someone laughs hysterically with shaking pods when scared, and someone laughs in the face of death. What is you?

            Well, again, it is possible, as in that Jumble, where the boy walked all was outraged that the birds fly, and people walk, and the sun shines. Remember what ended? :-) Although it is your right to be such a boy.
            1. -6
              July 18 2015
              The comedy club and Zadornov are laughing in the same field, it’s not for nothing that Zadornov was excited at the expense of the Comedy club, they take his bread from him. I like Zhvanetsky’s laugh from Russian comedians laughing ... My right is always with me do not worry about me, you can continue to laugh or "laugh in the face of death" (high calm) wink .
              1. +2
                July 18 2015
                To begin with, Zhvanetsky is an inhabitant of Odessa and lives in Odessa. Secondly, do not confuse humor with satire. Thirdly, do not confuse ill laughter with healthy one.

                In my opinion, in mf. Cheburashka was a character who resented all positive ... :-)
                1. +1
                  July 18 2015
                  Generally mine laughing aware that Zhvanetsky lives in Odessa and a Jew by nationality, but from this he does not cease to be a Russian comedian, like Zadornov living in the Baltic states.
                  1. +2
                    July 18 2015
                    He ceased to be Russian, as soon as he disowned Russianness, and Zadornov acts in the opposite direction from him, although he does not live in Russia (this is his right). Differences do not catch?

                    It's funny to watch a laughing face in the text from a person who is against laughter. You really decide. Or is it hysterical already? Role Shapoklyak tired and do not know how to disown the first post about laughter?
                    1. -1
                      July 19 2015
                      Quote: Irbis


                      It's funny to watch a laughing face in the text from a person who is against laughter. You really decide. Or is it hysterical already? Role Shapoklyak tired and do not know how to disown the first post about laughter?

                      Quote: Semurg
                      Laughs and cunts are probably needed in life, I suggest maybe it's time on the site at least to quietly drown out anti-Ukrainianism,

                      Quote: Semurg
                      Laughter and laughter. (Bazin, you're laughing like a horse all the time)
                      Or maybe Bazin is a horse without neighing in any way?
                      1. 0
                        July 19 2015
                        Again you have a hard time with the conceptual apparatus. The rejection of such heroes of modern Ukraine and anti-Ukrainianism are different things. Please specify the place where this text is anti-Ukrainian. If for you Mr. Gerashchenko and Ukraine are one and the same, then I will agree. But for me, Ukraine is those who, in spite of everything, never began to ride the junta's tune. And there are so many more than you can imagine.

                        By the way, among the Ukrainians, this article went well and caused a storm of laughter :-) I think that the opinion of a person living in Kazakhstan and under the EU flag is of little interest to those living in the South-East.

                        For this I leave you alone with you and your thoughts :-)
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      2. -6
        July 18 2015
        Tanais: Did you hide the flag for shame? Do you have Ukrainian citizenship? Did you receive a Ukrainian passport in due time? Have you officially renounced citizenship by writing an application and handing over your passport of Ukraine? The DNR-LPR does not have the strength to change the "status quo" and the salutary "north wind" is now under sanctions and is clearly not eager to tighten them for trying to blow them out again. So while the "gray zone" is your destiny, until the king dies or the donkey dies. Perhaps it's time to start asking the eternal questions "what to do and who is to blame." True, you can not ask these questions, but live in a "gray zone" the example of Karabakh, PMR, YU, etc. is in front of you.
        1. +4
          July 18 2015
          Quote: Semurg
          Tanais. Hid the flag from shame? Do you have citizenship of Ukraine? Did you get a Ukrainian passport at one time? Have you officially refused citizenship by writing an application and handing over your Ukrainian passport?

          Yes, I am ashamed of the bloody zhovtoblakite rag, the passport with which I was FORCED only by the refusal to apply for a job in 1999, and before that, I kept the SOVIET one, and did not want to change it to "independent".

          I will hand over the passport of Ukraine when I receive another official document. But do you know, from the Ukrainian side, so far no one has asked me to do this ... We are still "ours" for them, and we are like this, " -properties "and bang ...
          1. -3
            July 18 2015
            It turns out from your post. When the USSR fell, the stomach won and you didn’t resist it, then you took the convictions up and you saved the USSR passport until 1999, then the stomach won again and you took the Ukrainian passport, then in 2014 the convictions won and you decided to join the Russian Federation (although maybe it’s the stomach again I took up the general standard of living in the Russian Federation was higher than in Ukraine), and if suddenly the standard of living in Ukraine pumped up from the USA rises, such as in Germany after the war, you and the patchport of Ukraine have a broken stomach and human convictions.
            1. +2
              July 18 2015
              Quote: Semurg
              stomach won

              Brad.
              From your post - and especially based on the flag - we can conclude that your stomach made you sing along to Geyrope! The relation of which to Russia is known. So what is better ?!
              Or did you "accidentally" change the checkbox?
              1. -1
                July 19 2015
                Quote: avia1991
                Quote: Semurg
                stomach won

                Brad.
                From your post - and especially based on the flag - we can conclude that your stomach made you sing along to Geyrope! The relation of which to Russia is known. So what is better ?!
                Or did you "accidentally" change the checkbox?

                I do not carry out a secret mission for the collapse of the VO site on instructions from the SBU and the State Department.
            2. +1
              July 18 2015
              I have a USSR passport, there are no others tongue I’m not going to change for ideological reasons. As for the stomach - yes, brains fuck where with regards to bureaucracy, there is a wife and two children, so their stomachs play a role in choosing tactics laughing
              Well, maybe me immediately to the presidency instead of GDP? And cho, in my opinion deserved soldier But your claim has a downside - since everything has changed (mainly due to negro and under the influence of pseudo-patriotic emotions), then you need to pin up so that "like a mustache" and "so that like people" ???
              And someone from the herorope will answer me for this am , for me and for those guys who are ... rest assured ...
              And so, nothing personal, just business laughing
              1. -1
                July 19 2015
                Quote: demon is ada
                I have a USSR passport, there are no others tongue I’m not going to change for ideological reasons.
                And so, nothing personal, just business laughing

                Your position is simple and clear and does not raise any questions. My neighbor lives the same with a passport of the USSR and a mustache (he says that he took the oath of the USSR and will not give other oaths). and kanesh nothing personal except those guys at one time were glad nae ... rest assured, and now they are peeping that their nae ...
            3. +3
              July 18 2015
              Quote: Semurg
              It turns out from your post. When the USSR fell, the stomach won and you didn’t resist it, then you took the convictions up and you saved the USSR passport until 1999, then the stomach won again and you took the Ukrainian passport, then in 2014 the convictions won and you decided to join the Russian Federation (although maybe it’s the stomach again I took up the general standard of living in the Russian Federation was higher than in Ukraine), and if suddenly the standard of living in Ukraine pumped up from the USA rises, such as in Germany after the war, you and the patchport of Ukraine have a broken stomach and human convictions.

              And what comes of your post? What are you getting at?
              When some, including the Ukrainian separatists led by Kravchuk, "brought down the USSR" to others, they explained that it was necessary to renegotiate a new union treaty, but without the participation of the one who had gotten everyone with his demagogy and political impotence. Or are you such a "tough person" - even then you saw everything, knew, understood and foresaw?
              Judge not lest ye be judged!...
              "He who is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at me" ...
              1. -1
                July 19 2015
                when I received the passport of the Republic of Kazakhstan I was glad and satisfied, although I understood the Soviet gingerbread cookies were over. While I do not regret that I am a citizen of the Republic of Kazakhstan, Kanesh lives worse and harder than in the USSR, but there are no thoughts back in the USSR.
              2. 0
                July 19 2015
                when I received the passport of the Republic of Kazakhstan I was glad and satisfied, although I understood the Soviet gingerbread cookies were over. While I do not regret that I am a citizen of the Republic of Kazakhstan, Kanesh lives worse and harder than in the USSR, but there are no thoughts back in the USSR.
            4. +3
              July 19 2015
              Quote: Semurg
              It turns out from your post. When the USSR fell, the stomach won and you did not resist it

              My stomach, then, was on state grubs of the USSR Ministry of Defense, away from Ukraine ...
        2. +3
          July 18 2015
          Quote: Semurg
          Tanais: Did you hide the flag for shame? Do you have Ukrainian citizenship? Did you receive a Ukrainian passport in due time? Have you officially renounced citizenship by writing an application and handing over your passport of Ukraine? The DNR-LPR does not have the strength to change the "status quo" and the salutary "north wind" is now under sanctions and is clearly not eager to tighten them for trying to blow them out again. So while the "gray zone" is your destiny, until the king dies or the donkey dies. Perhaps it's time to start asking the eternal questions "what to do and who is to blame." True, you can not ask these questions, but live in a "gray zone" the example of Karabakh, PMR, YU, etc. is in front of you.

          Katz offers to give up? Or how?... negative
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  17. +4
    July 18 2015
    Resolution:
    Panu Yarosh.
    I ask you to prepare an answer to the applicant using the European norms of disassembly and purely Russian vocabulary. In response, I ask you to indicate that statements by Russian citizens and residents of certain areas of Donetsk and Lugansk, for which a special management procedure has been introduced, are called ATOs, they are considered exclusively at the Reception Office of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in Kiev in the presence of the Altai Armored Division with subsequent publication on Facebook.
    Advisor to the Minister of Internal Reference
    A. Gerashchenko
  18. +6
    July 18 2015
    One was found brave, admitted that he is a padded jacket and wants to disconnect and reconnect.

    There would be more such people, especially at the top of our sovereign democracy, so that they could be seen through TV.
    Imagine the esthete Naryshkin (who was thrown out of Finland, and he tries to get to Europe from another aisle, instead of sending them away), going to the podium of the Duma and stating that he, like a true padded jacket, takes off his English cylinder and parliamentary tailcoat, and will henceforth wear a quilted jacket without taking off, in the Duma and in all other places, up to the complete and final victory of quilted jackets in Ukraine (or at least in the Donbass).

    Then there would be clarity, behind clarity - appropriate actions in all directions, then the junta could not kill people in the Donbass either.

    Long live the padded jacket!
  19. +3
    July 18 2015
    I join this statement, recognizing myself as an open padded jacket.
    On this occasion, wrote a little poem:
    Quilted jacket
    http://www.stihi.ru/2014/12/06/3032
  20. +1
    July 18 2015
    Ay-y-yay! What an intruder! Who do you work for (who do you get your salary and how much)? - People for a part-time job.
  21. +1
    July 18 2015
    And the site of Gerashchenko can be considered a census ... At that time, in Ukraine, censuses will be replaced by roll call.
  22. +3
    July 18 2015
    Well done author! A good article, the illustrations are wonderful - you can immediately see the patriot man to the core!
  23. +2
    July 18 2015
    Thanks to the author for a drop of good, in this heap ...
  24. +2
    July 18 2015
    Horrosho is written
  25. 0
    July 19 2015
    Quote: sanyadzhan
    Good luck, Alex!


    unfortunately, Alexei, it seems to me that I’ll have to flee to Russia soon, because your leadership
    according to the instructions of our wisest, they "sensationally declare" that even if you stand, even fall ...
    soon the machine gun will be taken away from you on the front line and given a stick ... so that you fight off the "respected guys",
    when they will move you with a tank,
    zakharchnko and the company have probably already laid their own escape routes ... but what’s interesting with 15-20 thousand ordinary soldiers
    militias, because so many of them are local with families and mothers, entih in the field ???
    1. 0
      July 19 2015
      With all due respect to your position:
      1. They refused to join the militia.
      2. I do not possess the specialty required here.
      3. I am older than the required age and I am blind in one eye.
      4. I am a volunteer and nothing can be taken away from me and I know how, in reality, people like me are on the border :-)
      5. Here, no one believes in the theme "Leaked everything ..."
  26. +1
    July 19 2015
    I shake a hand Alexey! Comes to the topic ....
  27. 0
    July 19 2015
    Banter in the subject ...
  28. +2
    July 19 2015
    ", Kazakov Aleksey Igorevich, being of sound mind and memory, of my own free will and without coercion and pressure from anyone, I inform you that I am a quilted jacket, Colorado, Russian occupier, saboteur and terrorist, as well as a secret freelance Surkov propagandist GRU General Staff of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, owner of 5th dan aikido Yoshinkan, an instructor in hand-to-hand combat of various types of special forces, including the Japanese. Under cover he was trained in hand-to-hand combat in Japan under the guidance of instructors from the street riot squad (Kidotai). "

    Yes Yes. Somewhere already it was like that ... wink
    “I, a foreign intelligence agent, John Kaif. Born on assignment from the CIA. I am fluent in fourteen languages, telepathy, yoga and karate, Nanai wrestling, judo and judo after, I can seduce women from a distance, I photograph with my left eye, I use my right to develop microfilms, shoot down helicopters and extinguish fires by spitting, shoot from any button, and from all four holes at once, by an effort of will I can cause earthquakes, tsunamis and taxis.

    I was shot 16 times, drowned 32 times in the Atlantic Ocean. I kidnapped 5 residents, 11 presidents, killed 47 border dogs. He made the horns of thirty-three shahs with their harems. "
    M. Zadornov

    Here we are quilted jackets, colorado, etc. Good luck to Alexei Kazakov!
    1. 0
      July 19 2015
      Honestly, I already forgot about this joke, but I see that the "idiots' thoughts converge" :-) There are similarities, but honestly this is not plagiarism :-)
      By the way, this day I walked around the places of today's shelling ... Ukrainians ... You! A hole in the middle of a strategic object - a grocery store ... Looks like the APU is turned on by sausage in Donetsk stores
  29. +1
    July 19 2015
    Respect and respect, especially for humor. I’ll go throw for the Victory of Donbass and the author. drinks

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