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Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"

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President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko, booed today by Odessa residents, visited the “base” of the Ukrainian Navy, or rather, what was left of the Ukrainian Navy. In a familiar populist vein, Poroshenko, boarding the Getman Sagaidachny, announced that Ukraine was beginning to “revive its naval fleet". On my page in Facebook Poroshenko publishes these words:

Ukraine was, is and will be a sea power.
Just as we have created a combat-ready army on land for a year, we are able to repeat such a miracle at sea.
In order to implement the Maritime Doctrine of Ukraine, I am starting a pilot project for the revival and development of the Navy. The navy should be modern, high-tech and interoperable with partner countries.


Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"


"Pivot Choven Zaporizhzhya" Poroshenko will also make "mutually compatible"? ..

Penetrating ukropatriotizma, Poroshenko said that the updated fleet will allow Ukraine to restore territorial integrity, returning the Crimea ...
Such words are inspired by pearls and dill users on Facebook. One of these (Artyom Tkachenko, Kharkov) writes:

Why did not you become president in 1991. Now everything would be different. Nothing, break through! ..


If we consider that in Poroshenko’s 1991 year was 26 years, and he perfectly felt himself behind his father’s “communist” economic manager, the Facebook user’s initiative evokes roughly the same feelings that the Ukrainian president’s statement about “reviving the Ukrainian Navy” and the "return of the Crimea."
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  1. RUSOIVAN
    RUSOIVAN April 10 2015 17: 47
    +44
    they also have 5 adherents and 15 admirals: how can one not call a fleet?)
    1. herruvim
      herruvim April 10 2015 17: 47
      +120
      Poroshenko arrived in a village in the Western region, they show him everything, talk about his successes and problems. Suddenly an old grandfather jumps up to him with a poster "Glory to Russia!" Poroshenko, recovering from the shock, asks:
      - And who is this ?!
      - This is Grandfather Panas, a local separatist.
      “So why don't you arrest him?”
      - Well, firstly, he is very old ...
      - And secondly?
      - And secondly, he alone drives the awesome moonshine all over the village, and if he is arrested, then the whole village will stand with such posters tomorrow.
      1. Ruthless
        Ruthless April 10 2015 17: 54
        +27
        It's scary to think that the parsley will blurt out pretentiously when the "turn comes" to some cosmic garbage ... bully
        1. science fiction writer
          science fiction writer April 10 2015 18: 01
          +16
          Quote: Ruthless
          It's scary to think what the parsley will say when the "turn comes" to some space bullshit ... bully

          We’ll soon learn the other day Brazil dill in a joint space project
          sent to hell.
        2. Fin
          Fin April 10 2015 18: 11
          +40
          Quote: Ruthless
          It's scary to think that the parsley will blurt out pretentiously when the "turn comes" to some cosmic garbage ... bully

          So he already stated, something like: Ukraine was, is and will be a space power!
          Addicts all over the world are no longer just interested in being rude in ruins, threatening to insistently demand a prescription!
        3. good fair
          good fair April 10 2015 18: 13
          +13
          Quote: Ruthless
          It's scary to think that the parsley will blurt out pretentiously when the "turn comes" to some cosmic garbage ...

          They will begin to build an inflatable orbital station, there will be a good cut.
          1. tol100v
            tol100v April 10 2015 18: 57
            +5
            Quote: good fairy
            They will begin to build an inflatable orbital station, there will be a good cut.

            Why not? There is an inflatable fleet, there will be an inflatable space flotilla! But only Potroshenko will not see him! His time has come to a logical END!
        4. Pilot
          Pilot April 10 2015 18: 56
          +2
          Marazmatiki.
        5. Alexey Boukin
          Alexey Boukin April 10 2015 18: 57
          +16
          Something Poroshenko forgot to note that the Ukrainian Navy is one of the strongest fleets in the world. If you shock the world, then to the end.
          1. APASUS
            APASUS April 10 2015 20: 29
            +8
            Quote: alexey bukin
            Something Poroshenko forgot to note that the Ukrainian Navy is one of the strongest fleets in the world. If you shock the world, then to the end.

            Poroshenko reminds something of this grandfather with an ax, like going to build ........?
        6. veksha50
          veksha50 April 10 2015 19: 23
          +5
          Quote: Ruthless
          It's scary to think that parsley will blurt out pretentious when "it's turn" to some cosmic garbage ..



          So they already seem to be "creating the best anti-missile defense system in the world," here, at the VO, either today or yesterday there was news ...

          In general, Petsya is the best PROSNIK on the planet and the captain of the yacht "Trouble" ...
          1. serezhasoldatow
            serezhasoldatow April 10 2015 20: 29
            +6
            Do not offend Vrungel!
            1. veksha50
              veksha50 April 10 2015 21: 34
              +1
              Quote: serezhasoldatow
              Do not offend Vrungel!



              And Petsya Vrungel is, baaaalschshchiy ...

              PS No offense to the present ... Although he was Vrungel, he was so harmless ...
              1. Vasek
                Vasek April 10 2015 22: 57
                +4
                Quote: veksha50
                And Petsya Vrungel is

                And then who is Giulico Bandito about De La Voro Gangsterito? bully bully
                Parubiy with Yarysh?
            2. BMP-2
              BMP-2 April 10 2015 21: 58
              +7
              He is not Vrungel, he is Brechler !!!
        7. Alekseev
          Alekseev April 10 2015 20: 13
          +1
          Quote: Ruthless
          that parsley pathetically blurt out

          But what even now: ".. we are able to repeat a similar miracle at sea." I just forgot to add - miracle Yudo, it would be more accurate! laughing
          1. Vasek
            Vasek April 10 2015 22: 59
            +4
            Quote: Alekseev
            wonder-yudo

            Miracle Yudo is a Yudo who by miracle didn’t leave for Izrail.
            1. Alekseev
              Alekseev April 11 2015 12: 22
              +1
              Quote: Vasek
              Miracle Yudo is Yudo

              Miracle-yudo of the Navy, like a whale fish, it lies on the Odessa shore and looks into its blue magnifying glass ....
              For it is no longer capable of anything ... request
        8. INVESTOR
          INVESTOR April 11 2015 07: 05
          +3
          Zadolbala this Ukraine, just tired, occupies the entire information space. as Dorenko said, "Fuck you to the o..pu ukraine" ..
        9. Smith713
          Smith713 April 11 2015 07: 36
          +1
          The Ukrainian MFA adopted the latest and high-tech inflatable tires with a sail, created in just 1 year from scratch.
      2. svp67
        svp67 April 10 2015 17: 56
        +5
        Quote: herruvim
        Poroshenko arrived in the village ...

        Vitally ... good
      3. lelikas
        lelikas April 10 2015 18: 11
        +7
        Why did not you become president in 1991. Now everything would be different. Nothing, break through! .. This hour there would have been nothing at all, neither Ukraine, nor the naval raft with a military kite.
        I remember the old joke - and we will steal from you Gorbachev! - Well then, you will have nothing .....
      4. Момент
        Момент April 10 2015 18: 21
        +12
        That you will not lie and you will not promise if the ghost of Maidan-3 rustles behind him all the time.
        1. Vasilenko Vladimir
          Vasilenko Vladimir April 10 2015 19: 53
          +18
          and the naval raft is the most dense
      5. yugan
        yugan April 10 2015 21: 29
        +2
        The presence of clowns, it turns out in no way connected with the lack of a circus. The trend in Ukraine however. laughing
    2. vodolaz
      vodolaz April 10 2015 17: 50
      +5
      Yes, let's build the galleys on oars !!!
      1. GUS
        GUS April 10 2015 17: 59
        +19
        Quote: vodolaz
        Yes, let's build the galleys on oars !!!
        1. lelikas
          lelikas April 10 2015 18: 14
          +2
          parashka - then floats in a bra?
          1. GUS
            GUS April 10 2015 18: 26
            +4
            Quote: lelikas
            parashka - then floats in a bra?

            So Europe ...
      2. SteelRatTV
        SteelRatTV April 10 2015 18: 01
        +12
        For some reason I remembered the Fleet of Anchuria from O'Henry's "Kings and Cabbage". The Admiral is especially similar! wassat (Pobrecito loco) A "complete set" of characters is selected. Not so long ago "ran" Hasekovsky Pepka-jump. good
        1. SteelRatTV
          SteelRatTV April 10 2015 20: 21
          +4
          I could not add comments. Therefore - the Admiral of Anchuria - separately.
    3. Karasik
      Karasik April 10 2015 17: 51
      +9
      Here to think how to save access to the sea ... and he is about the fleet!
      1. Egoza
        Egoza April 10 2015 18: 14
        +13
        Quote: Karasik
        Here to think how to save access to the sea ... and he is about the fleet!

        This is he from grief ... the American ship did not come crying ... and the speech has already been prepared !! recourse Well, do not disappear! I had to blurt out where I had to! request
    4. Arh
      Arh April 10 2015 17: 56
      +3
      Scarecrow Idrilovy)))))) fool wassat laughing
    5. Giant thought
      Giant thought April 10 2015 18: 02
      +4
      Again, the slaughter fantasies of the Ukrainian president, apparently, took him on his chest well before that.
      1. GUS
        GUS April 10 2015 18: 10
        +7
        The navy must be modern, high-tech and interoperable with partner countries

        Those. "Compatible" is it so that you can quickly twist something from a NATO ship while it is on a visit to Odessa, and add yourself?
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    7. Vadim237
      Vadim237 April 10 2015 18: 07
      +2
      Moreover, the entire budget of Urkaflot goes to the maintenance of these 15 admirals.
    8. good fair
      good fair April 10 2015 18: 08
      +4
      Quote: RUSOIVAN
      they also have 5 adherents and 15 admirals: how can you not call a fleet?

      It would be necessary to build another inflatable submarine for the kit.
      Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"

      Look what you thought of, I also have a pilot - designer. I guessed it, who thought of Ali? It’s not for you to stamp candy, the pilot is a confectioner, damn it.
      1. Vasek
        Vasek April 10 2015 23: 03
        +1
        Quote: good fairy
        I also have a pilot - designer

        Designer in a leather cap.
      2. Serg 122
        Serg 122 April 11 2015 00: 54
        +3
        Quote...
        It would be necessary to build another inflatable submarine for the kit.

        Already ready! Now they are thinking how to bring her tapercha to the sea intact ... hi
    9. Angro Magno
      Angro Magno April 10 2015 18: 10
      +6
      I can tell you the smartest option.
      Let him outbid the Mistral.
      And we are well, and Banderlog pleased.
      And how can you gamble gallop at the ceremony of transmission! Another great change.
      Only money forward.
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    11. sherman1506
      sherman1506 April 10 2015 18: 17
      +3
      I think that the Ukrainians do not already believe in this nonsense. I hope the majority does not believe in our invasion, and even it is somehow not convenient to read how shkolota bursts our armatics in packs.
      1. Egoza
        Egoza April 10 2015 18: 37
        +2
        Quote: sherman1506
        I think that the Ukrainians do not already believe in this nonsense. I hope the majority does not believe in our invasion,

        how not to believe when immediately after the "warm welcome" of Odessa residents such infa appears ...


        The Security Service of Ukraine has already detained 40 saboteurs in Odessa. This was announced on her Facebook page by SBU spokeswoman Elena Gitlyanskaya, a UNN correspondent reports.

        “New detentions of saboteurs and their accomplices, who intended to criminally disrupt Easter for Odessa residents, continue. In total, the SBU detained 40 people, ten of them announced suspicion of creating a terrorist organization. Searches do not stop. The Ministry of Internal Affairs continues the active phase of "cleansing" the region from criminally - separatist elements. We will report on its results, "Gitlyanskaya said.

        The speaker added that "cleaning" the Odessa region from saboteurs and terrorists will continue.

        As reported by UNN, the Security Service of Ukraine detained a sabotage group of 29 people in Odessa.

        The representative of the President S. Tsegolko stated that grenade launchers and schemes of infrastructure facilities in the Odessa region, in particular ports, were seized from the militants.
        http://versii.com/news/325449/
        1. sherman1506
          sherman1506 April 10 2015 18: 50
          +1
          Lena, my sun, my word, they didn’t send anyone. Ours are not visible and not heard.
          1. enot73
            enot73 April 10 2015 19: 45
            +8
            Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"
            Some ships of the Ukrainian Navy only need painting laughing
          2. Kasym
            Kasym April 10 2015 19: 57
            +3
            Oh, it would be better if he took care of pensioners, but the elderly would take care of them than build a Navy.
            1. enot73
              enot73 April 10 2015 21: 04
              +1
              Quote: Kasym
              Oh, it would be better if he took care of pensioners, but the elderly would take care of them than build a Navy.
              IMHO, while ykry will build a fleet, they will have no sea left, they will have to dig a new one. Or, as in antiquity, climb the moon on a rope - there are also seas there. laughing bully
        2. Vasek
          Vasek April 10 2015 23: 07
          +2
          Quote: Egoza
          Elena Gitlyanskaya

          Pretty, huh? wassat
        3. tol100v
          tol100v April 10 2015 23: 15
          0
          Quote: Egoza
          how not to believe

          Listen to your father, and you will be on the right track! Good luck in your good journey!
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    14. siberalt
      siberalt April 10 2015 20: 05
      +2
      If anything revives the Parashenka, then only fascism. And so, let him go for a last go. Soon.
      1. tol100v
        tol100v April 10 2015 23: 00
        0
        Quote: siberalt
        Soon.

        Not long left!
    15. Pomah
      Pomah April 10 2015 21: 05
      +2
      If it weren’t so tragic, it would be REALLY FUNNY !!!!

      Recently, Ukraine has become a great space, nuclear, non-corrupt power ...
      1. Viktor Kudinov
        Viktor Kudinov April 11 2015 00: 57
        0
        And it will become - the Mockery of all peoples, the Great European Desert and the Reserve of lying goblins. laughing
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    16. Thunderbolt
      Thunderbolt April 11 2015 01: 27
      0
      Thoughts of ukrovoins ----- it’s fun and scary, but we’ll suck local prabls to suck, T-50 will be in the parade (in what quantity and cells are pumped up. Let's talk about entom, ...
    17. lev1201
      lev1201 April 11 2015 03: 06
      -4
      Pearl Harbor in Sevastopol, against the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, this horde can completely arrange ...
      1. yugan
        yugan April 11 2015 16: 09
        0
        Quote: lev1201
        Pearl Harbor in Sevastopol, against the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, this horde can completely arrange ..

        The attempt is not torture. Do you personally try to do this? Or will you be a couch general? (On the sofa it’s all Suvorovs, Kutuzovs and Rokossovskys)
        Want to be listened to - justify. An unintelligent person can throw words, but to fulfill what has been said (or at least to justify logically and with numbers) - somehow it does not work out. Please dissuade, for otherwise your koment is just a collection of words from a foolish person.
    18. Vladimir 23rus
      Vladimir 23rus April 11 2015 10: 01
      0
      Not yet painted laughing European paint. Guidness !!! Sala Ukraine !!!
    19. SAXA.SHURA
      SAXA.SHURA April 11 2015 11: 52
      0
      His surname should be changed to Balzaminov, "if I were a king."
    20. Skif83
      Skif83 April 11 2015 16: 57
      0
      Yes ... the weedy grass in the piglet.
      And for the revival of the Ukrainian fleet, you can send products No. 2, high inflate and sail!)
      As the sailors say, only g ...
  2. Hubun
    Hubun April 10 2015 17: 47
    +1
    honey exudes directly from its serpentine lips, although this flow of information reminds one of some vital products
  3. svp67
    svp67 April 10 2015 17: 48
    +9
    Yes ... well, let's see.
    So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU will buy the "Mistrals" from France and give them to Ukraine ...
    In the meantime, on Ukrainian websites it is vigorously discussed how many "Russian" ships the brave APU have already "destroyed" in the Sea of ​​Azov ... So much so that there is nowhere to get away from the floating corpses of the "Russian-terrorist invaders" in the sea, but not one photo or video ... they offer to take our word for it, "well, gentlemen are sh"
    1. vodolaz
      vodolaz April 10 2015 17: 50
      +1
      Quote: svp67
      Yes ... well, let's see.
      So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...
      In the meantime, on Ukrainian sites, it is vigorously discussed how many "Russian" ships the brave APU have already destroyed in the Sea of ​​Azov ...

      They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))
      1. svp67
        svp67 April 10 2015 17: 58
        +6
        Quote: vodolaz
        They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))

        Yes, they have NOTHING, but here the main symbol ...
        And so, while the cruiser "Ukraine" is such a symbol of the fleet, in 90% of readiness it has been rusting at the berth for a year ...
        1. vanavatny
          vanavatny April 10 2015 18: 11
          +2
          90 percent did not even believe stools
          1. svp67
            svp67 April 10 2015 18: 36
            +1
            Quote: vanavate
            90 percent did not even believe stools

            I don’t know what this non-respected one believed in, but somehow the question of buying this ship by Russia was discussed and our representatives examined it, and 90% of the readiness was confirmed, but according to the systems still installed in the USSR, and so the ship was recognized as obsolete and requiring a lot of work for revision and restoration. The main value - power plants, they, in extreme cases, could be used for repairs, the same on our ships ...
        2. Alexey RA
          Alexey RA April 10 2015 18: 13
          +3
          Quote: svp67
          And so, while the cruiser "Ukraine" is such a symbol of the fleet, in 90% of readiness it has been rusting at the berth for a year ...

          And one compartment of the new Ukrainian corvette, built already since the time of Yushchenko - which according to some sources is now being sawn into metal.

          What can I say - magnificent symbolism: the Soviet legacy is afloat with all its might, rusting and rotten, and what was built during independence is sawn right during construction.
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        4. Severomor
          Severomor April 10 2015 20: 12
          +4
          Even in this form krvsavets !!!
          Soviet shipbuilders are the best designers!
      2. EvgNik
        EvgNik April 10 2015 18: 01
        +2
        Why do they need helicopters? They jump, wave their hands - and take off themselves.
      3. Angro Magno
        Angro Magno April 10 2015 18: 14
        +1
        Quote: vodolaz
        They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))


        These are trifles.
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    2. Alexey RA
      Alexey RA April 10 2015 18: 09
      +2
      Quote: svp67
      So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...

      After that, the budget of Ukraine suddenly dies in convulsions.
      If you want to destroy the country, give it a navy. laughing
    3. Angro Magno
      Angro Magno April 10 2015 18: 13
      +1
      Quote: svp67
      Yes ... well, let's see.
      So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...


      Oh, get ahead.
      But since such an idea is visited by many minds, it must be realized.
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  4. _my opinion
    _my opinion April 10 2015 17: 48
    +11
    Just as we created a battle-worthy army on land over the year from scratch ...

    what did you create there ?? army ??? Yes, and combat-ready ????? mdaaa, this army is capable of fighting with civilians ...
    1. vodolaz
      vodolaz April 10 2015 17: 51
      +2
      Quote: _my opinion
      Just as we created a battle-worthy army on land over the year from scratch ...

      what did you create there ??? army ???? and even combat-ready ????? mdaaa, this army is capable of fighting with civilians ...

      It’s you, my friend, you watch Ukrainian channels a little, they’ll tell you something different)))))))))))))
    2. Volga Cossack
      Volga Cossack April 10 2015 17: 55
      +3
      to the point)))) and the fleet also revive)))
  5. Bormental
    Bormental April 10 2015 17: 50
    +8
    The basis of the Ukrainian Navy was, is and will be Zaporozhye seagulls.
    1. Wiruz
      Wiruz April 10 2015 18: 02
      0
      The basis of the Ukrainian Navy was, is and will be Zaporozhye seagulls.

      You know, no offense, but now you are not much different from the border troll, laughing at the Russian Navy and admiring the US Navy.
      hi
      1. kotvov
        kotvov April 10 2015 19: 55
        0
        You know, no offense, but now you are not much different from the outskirts of the troll, laughing at the Russian Navy and admiring the US Navy. ,,
        but what was Bormental wrong? were Cossack spokesmen, at that time, by the way, they were very justified. they built them without shipyards, you can say on the knee. Ukraine now it is also possible to build only on the knee, if someone doesn’t serve. Again, if they serve, it’s probably not the latest developments, as God says to you, that we don’t care. Since what you can sell and not give away, Western partners will do so. So, it remains only to be honest and to do it.
    2. tol100v
      tol100v April 10 2015 19: 29
      +1
      Quote: Bormental
      The basis of the Ukrainian Navy was, is and will be Zaporozhye seagulls.

      This is the air force stolen!
    3. your1970
      your1970 April 10 2015 22: 02
      +1
      and crap just like in flight ....
  6. Putnik960
    Putnik960 April 10 2015 17: 51
    +9
    Enrages only one thing, because they all svidomye studied with us in the same schools, according to one program. When they managed to change their brains ....
    1. Karasik
      Karasik April 10 2015 18: 00
      +5
      Quote: Putnik960
      Enrages only one thing, because they all svidomye studied with us in the same schools, according to one program. When they managed to change their brains ....

      No, the "jumping" young people studied according to a completely different program. And the fact that they "jump" - the fault of the parents first of all! We thought that the school subject of the history of Ukraine is nonsense, not dangerous. They even laughed while reading this nonsense. And this resulted in ...
      1. SteelRatTV
        SteelRatTV April 10 2015 18: 08
        +15
        Only such an answer comes to mind. request
    2. Revolver
      Revolver April 10 2015 18: 08
      +3
      Quote: Putnik960
      When they managed to change their brains ....

      Since 1991, a lot of water has flowed ...
  7. fomkin
    fomkin April 10 2015 17: 55
    +15
    Well, what about, the unfinished cruiser was never able to play out? something about him is not heard.
    1. Vasilenko Vladimir
      Vasilenko Vladimir April 10 2015 20: 04
      +5
      and from the air it will cover a military kite
      1. Vasilenko Vladimir
        Vasilenko Vladimir April 10 2015 20: 06
        +4
        especially since there is someone to train specialists
  8. horoh
    horoh April 10 2015 17: 55
    +4
    The mustache, kirdyk, the piglet finally got drunk. What he says is a clinic.
  9. science fiction writer
    science fiction writer April 10 2015 17: 55
    +5
    Why did not you become president in 1991. Now everything would be different. Nothing, break through! ..


    You can’t imagine where you would be today if this one were in power in the 91st.
  10. Vityok
    Vityok April 10 2015 17: 56
    0
    he felt great behind the back of his father - a business executive, a “communist," It turns out from whom he learned to chat and steal. wassat
  11. Genur
    Genur April 10 2015 17: 56
    +1
    ... the fleet must be modern, high-tech and mutually compatible with partner countries.

    You should read: "...'re coming out for the fleet fits in any pocket partner countries ... "
  12. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack April 10 2015 17: 56
    +5
    Ukraine was and is - a sea power))))) I forgot to add - a great and invincible)))) but tell me when Ukraine had a navy ????))))))
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    2. Wiruz
      Wiruz April 10 2015 18: 11
      +4
      tell me when Ukraine had a navy ????))))))


  13. Baloo
    Baloo April 10 2015 17: 58
    +4
    Porosenko is the greatest clown among the politicians of our time.
  14. ALABAY45
    ALABAY45 April 10 2015 17: 58
    +11
    "In order to implement the Maritime Doctrine of Ukraine, I am starting a pilot project"
    So, Peter, you got me! Tomorrow, I am bringing the peace-sleeping fleet of the Ob-Irtysh Shipping Company into a state of alert, accompanied by a small fleet, in terms of number and quality, many times superior to the "naval Ukraine", in terms of tonnage, security, adequacy, armament, I am ready to bring the "great Ukraine" to any port! soldier Oh, said, but a glass of cognac ...! feelWell, I'm sorry, Peter ... cryingI drink too ..
  15. made13
    made13 April 10 2015 17: 59
    +2
    Navy submarine pilots will lift their vehicles above the steppes of Ukraine in spite of the laws and contrary to the laws of physics.

    For reference, the IUD is an intrauterine device.
  16. s.melioxin
    s.melioxin April 10 2015 17: 59
    +3
    ... Ukraine was, is and will be a sea power.
    Just as we have created a combat-ready army on land for a year, we are able to repeat such a miracle at sea.
    "Boilers" on land, the entourage-captive (if you're lucky), the cauldron in the Morekhan for everyone. It is a miracle and a miracle in Africa. Only miracles do not happen with people like you, there is fate. Loser and killer.
  17. BABAY22
    BABAY22 April 10 2015 17: 59
    +2
    Powder in a pond at his dacha built a fleet. The builders convinced the president that this is the most powerful fleet in the world and now Ukraine has regained the name of a great sea power.
    1. Igor F.
      Igor F. April 10 2015 18: 13
      0
      So there’s nowhere to swim in the pond! laughing It's like Peter the Great built a funny fleet on Lake Pleshcheyevo ..
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  18. Wiruz
    Wiruz April 10 2015 17: 59
    +3
    Honestly, I was glad for Ukraine when I first learned about the Haiduk corvette project. Of course, it was twisted that the Ukrainian admirals preferred Western to Russian weapons, but still the ship turned out to be a good competitor to the Guardian.
    What is it for? Oh yes, to that now the phrase "Ukrainian Navy" can be considered a full-fledged anecdote laughing
    1. Alexey RA
      Alexey RA April 10 2015 18: 30
      +2
      Quote: Wiruz
      Honestly, I was glad for Ukraine when I first learned about the Haiduk corvette project. Of course, it was twisted that the Ukrainian admirals preferred Western to Russian weapons, but still the ship turned out to be a good competitor to the Guardian.

      However, most experts immediately said - won't take off (C).
      For one simple reason: even then on such a corvette the ataman had a dumb gold reserve.

      Moreover, the news about laying the head and multi-billion dollar plans for the construction of a series of corvettes coexisted in the news line with a request from the design bureau of this corvette to pay for the project (at least partially, otherwise they received nothing besides the advance).
  19. Major Yurik
    Major Yurik April 10 2015 17: 59
    +3
    Petya burns, apparently the Odessa residents whistled strongly in the ear. "Saiga dachny", according to the project, will soon become part of the submarine fleet kaklov.Petyun, do not make Odessa gulls laugh, wretchedness !!! stop
  20. Mindaugas
    Mindaugas April 10 2015 17: 59
    +10
    Ukrainian Navy (Fu-fleet) is the most powerful Armada of combat rubber boats, reinforced by a brigade of combat air mattresses ... Russia is again in a panic ...
    1. yugan
      yugan April 10 2015 21: 36
      +2
      Is it an aircraft carrier cruiser? wassat
  21. Bradypodidae
    Bradypodidae April 10 2015 17: 59
    +8
    The fleet will not be built, but the tax "on the revival of the fleet" will be introduced.
  22. ava09
    ava09 April 10 2015 18: 00
    +4
    "A submarine in the steppes of Ukraine" - as they once said about the impossible.
  23. Kolyan 2
    Kolyan 2 April 10 2015 18: 01
    +14
    Hohloflot, well wassat
    1. yugan
      yugan April 10 2015 21: 38
      0
      Quote: Kolyan 2
      Hohloflot, well

      Hochsee wassat
  24. Merlin
    Merlin April 10 2015 18: 03
    +2
    We are waiting for a statement on the creation of a space group by Ukraine.
    1. Wiruz
      Wiruz April 10 2015 18: 04
      +3
      Here you are laughing, and they have already talked about ABM laughing
      1. Vadim237
        Vadim237 April 10 2015 18: 13
        +4
        For all the missile defense, the Fleet, the Super Walls, I will be able to pay the European Union, well, all the citizens of free Uruins - the state will remove ten skins from the citizens.
    2. Alexey RA
      Alexey RA April 10 2015 18: 32
      0
      Quote: Gyrfalcon
      We are waiting for a statement on the creation of a space group by Ukraine.

      Why wait? Yesterday stated:
      NSDC Secretary Oleksandr Turchynov said the Ukrainian authorities are working to build an effective aerospace reconnaissance system.

      “Undercover and space intelligence will be strengthened. A modern aerospace reconnaissance system has been created, ”said Turchinov, quoted by Ukrinform.

      Ukraine is a country of realized jokes. laughing
  25. Funnels
    Funnels April 10 2015 18: 04
    +4
    We need to help them, return the Zaporozhye. Only so that they have time to weld it to the berth. And there will be an “armada” - an underfregate and a semi-submarine.
  26. bannik
    bannik April 10 2015 18: 05
    +3
    Interestingly, but among the Big Britons, the acre of written-off armored cars, there is nothing like that for UkrFlot? To somersault, say, not on the road, but on the water. To immediately: the boulevard - and peremoga!
  27. Landwarrior
    Landwarrior April 10 2015 18: 06
    +4
    That's it, from tomorrow I will rename my rubber boat to the destroyer "Crazy" and start rebuilding my own Navy laughing
    1. tol100v
      tol100v April 10 2015 19: 38
      +1
      Quote: Landwarrior
      and start recreating my own navy

      The Navy will do it! If only the Navy!
    2. your1970
      your1970 April 10 2015 21: 59
      +3
      I have a gun, you’ll take the chief gunner of the fleet? And also an inflatable pillow and a canopy to hide from enemy shells ....
  28. be0560
    be0560 April 10 2015 18: 06
    +3
    Oh, I can’t! Laughed to tears ... Ukraine is a great sea power ??? Hold me seven. Poroshenko must act together with Petrosyan ... In the clown!
    1. Igor F.
      Igor F. April 10 2015 18: 20
      0
      I also! The Black Sea is almost a closed reservoir, you can say the inland sea! With whom to fight? Surely ukroflotiliya will fight in, say, the Mediterranean Sea? But you have to get there by swimming the Bosphorus Bay, and there is already Turkish territory!
    2. Vasek
      Vasek April 10 2015 23: 24
      0
      Quote: be0560
      Poroshenko must speak with Petrosyan

      Petrosyan next to him is a tragedian.
  29. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket April 10 2015 18: 07
    +3
    Muuzhikiii !!!! What smokes such a sucky little pig? I do not smoke, just interesting laughing laughing
    1. rf xnumx
      rf xnumx April 10 2015 18: 13
      +7
      Quote: Russian quilted jacket
      Muuzhikiii !!!! What smokes such a sucky little pig? I do not smoke, just interesting
      Maybe even eating
    2. Vasek
      Vasek April 10 2015 23: 25
      +2
      Quote: Russian quilted jacket
      What smokes such a sucky little pig?

      Kaldyrite he is not childish.
  30. EvgNik
    EvgNik April 10 2015 18: 07
    +2
    I already wrote that it would be nice to collect all the "pearls" of Klitschko's statements and publish them as a separate book. The success will be incredible. Poroshenko, in my opinion, will soon surpass, excuse me, he will bypass Klitschko, and even a two-volume edition can be published.
  31. perm23
    perm23 April 10 2015 18: 08
    +1
    Laughing, but they can do something with the support of the West. It was impossible to give them anything. The Nazis also started with nothing. and what they created. And this scum against us to prepare, And Iya will help.
    1. Bradypodidae
      Bradypodidae April 10 2015 18: 13
      +7
      Yeah, we can do it. Our government can buy a couple of decommissioned "Oliver H. Perry", at the price of "Arlie Berkows" Taking all the money from the IMF, at 200% quarterly. But the result will still be the same. No dough or "Oliver H. Perry "Guarantee.
  32. Vityok
    Vityok April 10 2015 18: 09
    +2
    evokes the statement of the Ukrainian president himself about the "revival of the Ukrainian Navy" and "the return of the Crimea." From "DEAD DONKEY EARS" you and not the Crimea! Crimea is the Russian land! angry
  33. sever.56
    sever.56 April 10 2015 18: 13
    +9
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2015/583/rwwg853.jpg
  34. vanavatny
    vanavatny April 10 2015 18: 14
    +5
    Well, there they believe in this dart, like now a little more and ... fool
    1. FREGATENKAPITAN
      FREGATENKAPITAN April 10 2015 18: 44
      +2
      EEEE ... do not touch 641B ... this is our native ... stands in a museum in Tolyatti ...
  35. Egor Sergeevich
    Egor Sergeevich April 10 2015 18: 15
    +4
    Quote: herruvim
    for a year from scratch created a combat-ready army on land

    This is great .... FOR A YEAR ..... FROM ZERO .... And I didn’t know that in Ukraine there was no army before Poroshenko ..... never ....
  36. guznorodov
    guznorodov April 10 2015 18: 16
    +3
    Interestingly, on these ships in launch containers. If they were actively selling weapons for 20 years, then something could remain on the so-called fleet.
  37. vobels
    vobels April 10 2015 18: 19
    +2
    As in a fairy tale: "Petrusha smoked some grass, waved his tongue - and destroyers, cruisers and other surface and underwater ukronechist floated across the sea-okiyana. The grass" hooked on "tightly.
  38. act
    act April 10 2015 18: 23
    +1
    Only an independent and self-sufficient power can build and maintain a modern fleet. Dill would feed their country.
  39. old pioneer
    old pioneer April 10 2015 18: 24
    0
    Sing, well, think about it, why the heck is a goat button accordion? You are still a pilot project of an orbital station, announce anyway gas for pensioners will not become cheaper, and the pension will not increase. Understand that the sea for you, already in this century, will be as unattainable as space.
  40. Simple
    Simple April 10 2015 18: 24
    +1
    "" Always faithful "- in Nikolaev the military passed tests for black berets"

    We are talking about the marines, which in the spring of the 2014 of the year were redeployed to Nikolaev from occupied Crimea.

    http://nikvesti.com/news/public/67954

    1. EGOrkka
      EGOrkka April 10 2015 18: 53
      +2
      The boys feel sorry for being slaughtered like cannon fodder!
    2. Severomor
      Severomor April 10 2015 20: 15
      0
      Certainly also in vests, kaak and paratroopers. Sorry.
  41. starshina pv
    starshina pv April 10 2015 18: 27
    +1
    when will the powder finally get drunk?
  42. Alfer
    Alfer April 10 2015 18: 30
    +1
    The revival of the Ukrainian fleet will end in the fact that the US fleet will be in Odessa. I simply can’t find any other explanation.
  43. Stinger
    Stinger April 10 2015 18: 30
    +1
    It's time to think about space. Kuchma will make a rocket, Kolomoisky launch pad, Julia will gas and Gunpowder with a Rabbit - to Mars. And start a miracle from scratch.
    1. Vasek
      Vasek April 10 2015 23: 31
      +2
      Quote: Stinger
      Kolomoisk starting table

      Kolomoisky has so far made loose stools.
  44. andrei332809
    andrei332809 April 10 2015 18: 31
    0
    b (censorship) I, moron ... and the same morons eat this fool
    the box is not a tank, but a boat ...
  45. AIR ZNAK
    AIR ZNAK April 10 2015 18: 32
    0
    Quote: vodolaz
    Quote: svp67
    Yes ... well, let's see.
    So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...
    In the meantime, on Ukrainian sites, it is vigorously discussed how many "Russian" ships the brave APU have already destroyed in the Sea of ​​Azov ...

    They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))

    And * bucks *
  46. vanavatny
    vanavatny April 10 2015 18: 35
    +5
    their best pilot project ...
    1. FREGATENKAPITAN
      FREGATENKAPITAN April 10 2015 18: 47
      0
      The only thing Ukraine can count on is the revival of the Fleet, so this is the purchase of ships written off from the USA or Europeans ..... at frantic prices and on loan .... as with the British Saxons ...
    2. muhomor
      muhomor April 10 2015 20: 00
      +2
      The first one on the left is to dress a cowgirl and go to my bedchamber! wassat
      1. Vasek
        Vasek April 10 2015 23: 33
        0
        Quote: muhomor
        The first one on the left is to dress a cowgirl and go to my bedchamber!

        No. Lop-eared.
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  48. kelevra
    kelevra April 10 2015 18: 44
    0
    There are so many empty, stupid and pompous words from a joker, you are directly surprised that he learned them!
  49. Afinogen
    Afinogen April 10 2015 18: 46
    0
    Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"


    Maybe he was planning to make a squadron out of the inflatable boats that the mattresses had given?
  50. sabakina
    sabakina April 10 2015 18: 48
    +12
    Three wise men in one basin
    Set sail on a thunderstorm.
    Be stronger old pelvis,
    My story would be longer.
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    2. siberalt
      siberalt April 10 2015 20: 16
      -1
      Something familiar in the translation S.Ya. Marshak. If not your own, it is customary to refer to the author or enclose in quotation marks. And so, everything in the subject hi