Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"

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President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko, booed today by Odessa residents, visited the “base” of the Ukrainian Navy, or rather, what was left of the Ukrainian Navy. In a familiar populist vein, Poroshenko, boarding the Getman Sagaidachny, announced that Ukraine was beginning to “revive its naval fleet". On my page in Facebook Poroshenko publishes these words:

Ukraine was, is and will be a sea power.
Just as we have created a combat-ready army on land for a year, we are able to repeat such a miracle at sea.
In order to implement the Maritime Doctrine of Ukraine, I am starting a pilot project for the revival and development of the Navy. The navy should be modern, high-tech and interoperable with partner countries.


Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"


"Pivot Choven Zaporizhzhya" Poroshenko will also make "mutually compatible"? ..

Penetrating ukropatriotizma, Poroshenko said that the updated fleet will allow Ukraine to restore territorial integrity, returning the Crimea ...
Such words are inspired by pearls and dill users on Facebook. One of these (Artyom Tkachenko, Kharkov) writes:

Why did not you become president in 1991. Now everything would be different. Nothing, break through! ..


If we consider that in Poroshenko’s 1991 year was 26 years, and he perfectly felt himself behind his father’s “communist” economic manager, the Facebook user’s initiative evokes roughly the same feelings that the Ukrainian president’s statement about “reviving the Ukrainian Navy” and the "return of the Crimea."
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    1. +44
      April 10 2015 17: 47
      they also have 5 adherents and 15 admirals: how can one not call a fleet?)
      1. +120
        April 10 2015 17: 47
        Poroshenko arrived in a village in the Western region, they show him everything, talk about his successes and problems. Suddenly an old grandfather jumps up to him with a poster "Glory to Russia!" Poroshenko, recovering from the shock, asks:
        - And who is this ?!
        - This is Grandfather Panas, a local separatist.
        “So why don't you arrest him?”
        - Well, firstly, he is very old ...
        - And secondly?
        - And secondly, he alone drives the awesome moonshine all over the village, and if he is arrested, then the whole village will stand with such posters tomorrow.
        1. +27
          April 10 2015 17: 54
          It's scary to think that the parsley will blurt out pretentiously when the "turn comes" to some cosmic garbage ... bully
          1. +16
            April 10 2015 18: 01
            Quote: Ruthless
            It's scary to think what the parsley will say when the "turn comes" to some space bullshit ... bully

            We’ll soon learn the other day Brazil dill in a joint space project
            sent to hell.
          2. Fin
            +40
            April 10 2015 18: 11
            Quote: Ruthless
            It's scary to think that the parsley will blurt out pretentiously when the "turn comes" to some cosmic garbage ... bully

            So he already stated, something like: Ukraine was, is and will be a space power!
            Addicts all over the world are no longer just interested in being rude in ruins, threatening to insistently demand a prescription!
          3. good fair
            +13
            April 10 2015 18: 13
            Quote: Ruthless
            It's scary to think that the parsley will blurt out pretentiously when the "turn comes" to some cosmic garbage ...

            They will begin to build an inflatable orbital station, there will be a good cut.
            1. +5
              April 10 2015 18: 57
              Quote: good fairy
              They will begin to build an inflatable orbital station, there will be a good cut.

              Why not? There is an inflatable fleet, there will be an inflatable space flotilla! But only Potroshenko will not see him! His time has come to a logical END!
          4. +2
            April 10 2015 18: 56
            Marazmatiki.
          5. +16
            April 10 2015 18: 57
            Something Poroshenko forgot to note that the Ukrainian Navy is one of the strongest fleets in the world. If you shock the world, then to the end.
            1. +8
              April 10 2015 20: 29
              Quote: alexey bukin
              Something Poroshenko forgot to note that the Ukrainian Navy is one of the strongest fleets in the world. If you shock the world, then to the end.

              Poroshenko reminds something of this grandfather with an ax, like going to build ........?
          6. +5
            April 10 2015 19: 23
            Quote: Ruthless
            It's scary to think that parsley will blurt out pretentious when "it's turn" to some cosmic garbage ..



            So they already seem to be "creating the best anti-missile defense system in the world," here, at the VO, either today or yesterday there was news ...

            In general, Petsya is the best PROSNIK on the planet and the captain of the yacht "Trouble" ...
            1. +6
              April 10 2015 20: 29
              Do not offend Vrungel!
              1. +1
                April 10 2015 21: 34
                Quote: serezhasoldatow
                Do not offend Vrungel!



                And Petsya Vrungel is, baaaalschshchiy ...

                PS No offense to the present ... Although he was Vrungel, he was so harmless ...
                1. +4
                  April 10 2015 22: 57
                  Quote: veksha50
                  And Petsya Vrungel is

                  And then who is Giulico Bandito about De La Voro Gangsterito? bully bully
                  Parubiy with Yarysh?
              2. +7
                April 10 2015 21: 58
                He is not Vrungel, he is Brechler !!!
          7. +1
            April 10 2015 20: 13
            Quote: Ruthless
            that parsley pathetically blurt out

            But what even now: ".. we are able to repeat a similar miracle at sea." I just forgot to add - miracle Yudo, it would be more accurate! laughing
            1. +4
              April 10 2015 22: 59
              Quote: Alekseev
              wonder-yudo

              Miracle Yudo is a Yudo who by miracle didn’t leave for Izrail.
              1. +1
                April 11 2015 12: 22
                Quote: Vasek
                Miracle Yudo is Yudo

                Miracle-yudo of the Navy, like a whale fish, it lies on the Odessa shore and looks into its blue magnifying glass ....
                For it is no longer capable of anything ... request
          8. +3
            April 11 2015 07: 05
            Zadolbala this Ukraine, just tired, occupies the entire information space. as Dorenko said, "Fuck you to the o..pu ukraine" ..
          9. +1
            April 11 2015 07: 36
            The Ukrainian MFA adopted the latest and high-tech inflatable tires with a sail, created in just 1 year from scratch.
        2. +5
          April 10 2015 17: 56
          Quote: herruvim
          Poroshenko arrived in the village ...

          Vitally ... good
        3. +7
          April 10 2015 18: 11
          Why did not you become president in 1991. Now everything would be different. Nothing, break through! .. This hour there would have been nothing at all, neither Ukraine, nor the naval raft with a military kite.
          I remember the old joke - and we will steal from you Gorbachev! - Well then, you will have nothing .....
        4. +12
          April 10 2015 18: 21
          That you will not lie and you will not promise if the ghost of Maidan-3 rustles behind him all the time.
          1. +18
            April 10 2015 19: 53
            and the naval raft is the most dense
        5. +2
          April 10 2015 21: 29
          The presence of clowns, it turns out in no way connected with the lack of a circus. The trend in Ukraine however. laughing
      2. +5
        April 10 2015 17: 50
        Yes, let's build the galleys on oars !!!
        1. GUS
          +19
          April 10 2015 17: 59
          Quote: vodolaz
          Yes, let's build the galleys on oars !!!
          1. +2
            April 10 2015 18: 14
            parashka - then floats in a bra?
            1. GUS
              +4
              April 10 2015 18: 26
              Quote: lelikas
              parashka - then floats in a bra?

              So Europe ...
        2. +12
          April 10 2015 18: 01
          For some reason I remembered the Fleet of Anchuria from O'Henry's "Kings and Cabbage". The Admiral is especially similar! wassat (Pobrecito loco) A "complete set" of characters is selected. Not so long ago "ran" Hasekovsky Pepka-jump. good
          1. +4
            April 10 2015 20: 21
            I could not add comments. Therefore - the Admiral of Anchuria - separately.
      3. +9
        April 10 2015 17: 51
        Here to think how to save access to the sea ... and he is about the fleet!
        1. +13
          April 10 2015 18: 14
          Quote: Karasik
          Here to think how to save access to the sea ... and he is about the fleet!

          This is he from grief ... the American ship did not come crying ... and the speech has already been prepared !! recourse Well, do not disappear! I had to blurt out where I had to! request
      4. Arh
        +3
        April 10 2015 17: 56
        Scarecrow Idrilovy)))))) fool wassat laughing
      5. +4
        April 10 2015 18: 02
        Again, the slaughter fantasies of the Ukrainian president, apparently, took him on his chest well before that.
        1. GUS
          +7
          April 10 2015 18: 10
          The navy must be modern, high-tech and interoperable with partner countries

          Those. "Compatible" is it so that you can quickly twist something from a NATO ship while it is on a visit to Odessa, and add yourself?
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      7. +2
        April 10 2015 18: 07
        Moreover, the entire budget of Urkaflot goes to the maintenance of these 15 admirals.
      8. good fair
        +4
        April 10 2015 18: 08
        Quote: RUSOIVAN
        they also have 5 adherents and 15 admirals: how can you not call a fleet?

        It would be necessary to build another inflatable submarine for the kit.
        Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"

        Look what you thought of, I also have a pilot - designer. I guessed it, who thought of Ali? It’s not for you to stamp candy, the pilot is a confectioner, damn it.
        1. +1
          April 10 2015 23: 03
          Quote: good fairy
          I also have a pilot - designer

          Designer in a leather cap.
        2. +3
          April 11 2015 00: 54
          Quote...
          It would be necessary to build another inflatable submarine for the kit.

          Already ready! Now they are thinking how to bring her tapercha to the sea intact ... hi
      9. +6
        April 10 2015 18: 10
        I can tell you the smartest option.
        Let him outbid the Mistral.
        And we are well, and Banderlog pleased.
        And how can you gamble gallop at the ceremony of transmission! Another great change.
        Only money forward.
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      11. +3
        April 10 2015 18: 17
        I think that the Ukrainians do not already believe in this nonsense. I hope the majority does not believe in our invasion, and even it is somehow not convenient to read how shkolota bursts our armatics in packs.
        1. +2
          April 10 2015 18: 37
          Quote: sherman1506
          I think that the Ukrainians do not already believe in this nonsense. I hope the majority does not believe in our invasion,

          how not to believe when immediately after the "warm welcome" of Odessa residents such infa appears ...


          The Security Service of Ukraine has already detained 40 saboteurs in Odessa. This was announced on her Facebook page by SBU spokeswoman Elena Gitlyanskaya, a UNN correspondent reports.

          “New detentions of saboteurs and their accomplices, who intended to criminally disrupt Easter for Odessa residents, continue. In total, the SBU detained 40 people, ten of them announced suspicion of creating a terrorist organization. Searches do not stop. The Ministry of Internal Affairs continues the active phase of "cleansing" the region from criminally - separatist elements. We will report on its results, "Gitlyanskaya said.

          The speaker added that "cleaning" the Odessa region from saboteurs and terrorists will continue.

          As reported by UNN, the Security Service of Ukraine detained a sabotage group of 29 people in Odessa.

          The representative of the President S. Tsegolko stated that grenade launchers and schemes of infrastructure facilities in the Odessa region, in particular ports, were seized from the militants.
          http://versii.com/news/325449/
          1. +1
            April 10 2015 18: 50
            Lena, my sun, my word, they didn’t send anyone. Ours are not visible and not heard.
            1. +8
              April 10 2015 19: 45
              Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"
              Some ships of the Ukrainian Navy only need painting laughing
            2. +3
              April 10 2015 19: 57
              Oh, it would be better if he took care of pensioners, but the elderly would take care of them than build a Navy.
              1. +1
                April 10 2015 21: 04
                Quote: Kasym
                Oh, it would be better if he took care of pensioners, but the elderly would take care of them than build a Navy.
                IMHO, while ykry will build a fleet, they will have no sea left, they will have to dig a new one. Or, as in antiquity, climb the moon on a rope - there are also seas there. laughing bully
          2. +2
            April 10 2015 23: 07
            Quote: Egoza
            Elena Gitlyanskaya

            Pretty, huh? wassat
          3. 0
            April 10 2015 23: 15
            Quote: Egoza
            how not to believe

            Listen to your father, and you will be on the right track! Good luck in your good journey!
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      14. +2
        April 10 2015 20: 05
        If anything revives the Parashenka, then only fascism. And so, let him go for a last go. Soon.
        1. 0
          April 10 2015 23: 00
          Quote: siberalt
          Soon.

          Not long left!
      15. +2
        April 10 2015 21: 05
        If it weren’t so tragic, it would be REALLY FUNNY !!!!

        Recently, Ukraine has become a great space, nuclear, non-corrupt power ...
        1. Viktor Kudinov
          0
          April 11 2015 00: 57
          And it will become - the Mockery of all peoples, the Great European Desert and the Reserve of lying goblins. laughing
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      16. 0
        April 11 2015 01: 27
        Thoughts of ukrovoins ----- it’s fun and scary, but we’ll suck local prabls to suck, T-50 will be in the parade (in what quantity and cells are pumped up. Let's talk about entom, ...
      17. lev1201
        -4
        April 11 2015 03: 06
        Pearl Harbor in Sevastopol, against the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, this horde can completely arrange ...
        1. 0
          April 11 2015 16: 09
          Quote: lev1201
          Pearl Harbor in Sevastopol, against the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, this horde can completely arrange ..

          The attempt is not torture. Do you personally try to do this? Or will you be a couch general? (On the sofa it’s all Suvorovs, Kutuzovs and Rokossovskys)
          Want to be listened to - justify. An unintelligent person can throw words, but to fulfill what has been said (or at least to justify logically and with numbers) - somehow it does not work out. Please dissuade, for otherwise your koment is just a collection of words from a foolish person.
      18. 0
        April 11 2015 10: 01
        Not yet painted laughing European paint. Guidness !!! Sala Ukraine !!!
      19. 0
        April 11 2015 11: 52
        His surname should be changed to Balzaminov, "if I were a king."
      20. 0
        April 11 2015 16: 57
        Yes ... the weedy grass in the piglet.
        And for the revival of the Ukrainian fleet, you can send products No. 2, high inflate and sail!)
        As the sailors say, only g ...
    2. +1
      April 10 2015 17: 47
      honey exudes directly from its serpentine lips, although this flow of information reminds one of some vital products
    3. +9
      April 10 2015 17: 48
      Yes ... well, let's see.
      So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU will buy the "Mistrals" from France and give them to Ukraine ...
      In the meantime, on Ukrainian websites it is vigorously discussed how many "Russian" ships the brave APU have already "destroyed" in the Sea of ​​Azov ... So much so that there is nowhere to get away from the floating corpses of the "Russian-terrorist invaders" in the sea, but not one photo or video ... they offer to take our word for it, "well, gentlemen are sh"
      1. +1
        April 10 2015 17: 50
        Quote: svp67
        Yes ... well, let's see.
        So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...
        In the meantime, on Ukrainian sites, it is vigorously discussed how many "Russian" ships the brave APU have already destroyed in the Sea of ​​Azov ...

        They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))
        1. +6
          April 10 2015 17: 58
          Quote: vodolaz
          They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))

          Yes, they have NOTHING, but here the main symbol ...
          And so, while the cruiser "Ukraine" is such a symbol of the fleet, in 90% of readiness it has been rusting at the berth for a year ...
          1. +2
            April 10 2015 18: 11
            90 percent did not even believe stools
            1. +1
              April 10 2015 18: 36
              Quote: vanavate
              90 percent did not even believe stools

              I don’t know what this non-respected one believed in, but somehow the question of buying this ship by Russia was discussed and our representatives examined it, and 90% of the readiness was confirmed, but according to the systems still installed in the USSR, and so the ship was recognized as obsolete and requiring a lot of work for revision and restoration. The main value - power plants, they, in extreme cases, could be used for repairs, the same on our ships ...
          2. +3
            April 10 2015 18: 13
            Quote: svp67
            And so, while the cruiser "Ukraine" is such a symbol of the fleet, in 90% of readiness it has been rusting at the berth for a year ...

            And one compartment of the new Ukrainian corvette, built already since the time of Yushchenko - which according to some sources is now being sawn into metal.

            What can I say - magnificent symbolism: the Soviet legacy is afloat with all its might, rusting and rotten, and what was built during independence is sawn right during construction.
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          4. +4
            April 10 2015 20: 12
            Even in this form krvsavets !!!
            Soviet shipbuilders are the best designers!
        2. +2
          April 10 2015 18: 01
          Why do they need helicopters? They jump, wave their hands - and take off themselves.
        3. +1
          April 10 2015 18: 14
          Quote: vodolaz
          They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))


          These are trifles.
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      2. +2
        April 10 2015 18: 09
        Quote: svp67
        So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...

        After that, the budget of Ukraine suddenly dies in convulsions.
        If you want to destroy the country, give it a navy. laughing
      3. +1
        April 10 2015 18: 13
        Quote: svp67
        Yes ... well, let's see.
        So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...


        Oh, get ahead.
        But since such an idea is visited by many minds, it must be realized.
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    4. +11
      April 10 2015 17: 48
      Just as we created a battle-worthy army on land over the year from scratch ...

      what did you create there ?? army ??? Yes, and combat-ready ????? mdaaa, this army is capable of fighting with civilians ...
      1. +2
        April 10 2015 17: 51
        Quote: _my opinion
        Just as we created a battle-worthy army on land over the year from scratch ...

        what did you create there ??? army ???? and even combat-ready ????? mdaaa, this army is capable of fighting with civilians ...

        It’s you, my friend, you watch Ukrainian channels a little, they’ll tell you something different)))))))))))))
      2. +3
        April 10 2015 17: 55
        to the point)))) and the fleet also revive)))
    5. Bormental
      +8
      April 10 2015 17: 50
      The basis of the Ukrainian Navy was, is and will be Zaporozhye seagulls.
      1. 0
        April 10 2015 18: 02
        The basis of the Ukrainian Navy was, is and will be Zaporozhye seagulls.

        You know, no offense, but now you are not much different from the border troll, laughing at the Russian Navy and admiring the US Navy.
        hi
        1. 0
          April 10 2015 19: 55
          You know, no offense, but now you are not much different from the outskirts of the troll, laughing at the Russian Navy and admiring the US Navy. ,,
          but what was Bormental wrong? were Cossack spokesmen, at that time, by the way, they were very justified. they built them without shipyards, you can say on the knee. Ukraine now it is also possible to build only on the knee, if someone doesn’t serve. Again, if they serve, it’s probably not the latest developments, as God says to you, that we don’t care. Since what you can sell and not give away, Western partners will do so. So, it remains only to be honest and to do it.
      2. +1
        April 10 2015 19: 29
        Quote: Bormental
        The basis of the Ukrainian Navy was, is and will be Zaporozhye seagulls.

        This is the air force stolen!
      3. +1
        April 10 2015 22: 02
        and crap just like in flight ....
    6. +9
      April 10 2015 17: 51
      Enrages only one thing, because they all svidomye studied with us in the same schools, according to one program. When they managed to change their brains ....
      1. +5
        April 10 2015 18: 00
        Quote: Putnik960
        Enrages only one thing, because they all svidomye studied with us in the same schools, according to one program. When they managed to change their brains ....

        No, the "jumping" young people studied according to a completely different program. And the fact that they "jump" - the fault of the parents first of all! We thought that the school subject of the history of Ukraine is nonsense, not dangerous. They even laughed while reading this nonsense. And this resulted in ...
        1. +15
          April 10 2015 18: 08
          Only such an answer comes to mind. request
      2. +3
        April 10 2015 18: 08
        Quote: Putnik960
        When they managed to change their brains ....

        Since 1991, a lot of water has flowed ...
    7. +15
      April 10 2015 17: 55
      Well, what about, the unfinished cruiser was never able to play out? something about him is not heard.
      1. +5
        April 10 2015 20: 04
        and from the air it will cover a military kite
        1. +4
          April 10 2015 20: 06
          especially since there is someone to train specialists
    8. +4
      April 10 2015 17: 55
      The mustache, kirdyk, the piglet finally got drunk. What he says is a clinic.
    9. +5
      April 10 2015 17: 55
      Why did not you become president in 1991. Now everything would be different. Nothing, break through! ..


      You can’t imagine where you would be today if this one were in power in the 91st.
    10. 0
      April 10 2015 17: 56
      he felt great behind the back of his father - a business executive, a “communist," It turns out from whom he learned to chat and steal. wassat
    11. +1
      April 10 2015 17: 56
      ... the fleet must be modern, high-tech and mutually compatible with partner countries.

      You should read: "...'re coming out for the fleet fits in any pocket partner countries ... "
    12. +5
      April 10 2015 17: 56
      Ukraine was and is - a sea power))))) I forgot to add - a great and invincible)))) but tell me when Ukraine had a navy ????))))))
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      2. +4
        April 10 2015 18: 11
        tell me when Ukraine had a navy ????))))))


    13. +4
      April 10 2015 17: 58
      Porosenko is the greatest clown among the politicians of our time.
    14. +11
      April 10 2015 17: 58
      "In order to implement the Maritime Doctrine of Ukraine, I am starting a pilot project"
      So, Peter, you got me! Tomorrow, I am bringing the peace-sleeping fleet of the Ob-Irtysh Shipping Company into a state of alert, accompanied by a small fleet, in terms of number and quality, many times superior to the "naval Ukraine", in terms of tonnage, security, adequacy, armament, I am ready to bring the "great Ukraine" to any port! soldier Oh, said, but a glass of cognac ...! feelWell, I'm sorry, Peter ... cryingI drink too ..
    15. +2
      April 10 2015 17: 59
      Navy submarine pilots will lift their vehicles above the steppes of Ukraine in spite of the laws and contrary to the laws of physics.

      For reference, the IUD is an intrauterine device.
    16. +3
      April 10 2015 17: 59
      ... Ukraine was, is and will be a sea power.
      Just as we have created a combat-ready army on land for a year, we are able to repeat such a miracle at sea.
      "Boilers" on land, the entourage-captive (if you're lucky), the cauldron in the Morekhan for everyone. It is a miracle and a miracle in Africa. Only miracles do not happen with people like you, there is fate. Loser and killer.
    17. +2
      April 10 2015 17: 59
      Powder in a pond at his dacha built a fleet. The builders convinced the president that this is the most powerful fleet in the world and now Ukraine has regained the name of a great sea power.
      1. 0
        April 10 2015 18: 13
        So there’s nowhere to swim in the pond! laughing It's like Peter the Great built a funny fleet on Lake Pleshcheyevo ..
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    18. +3
      April 10 2015 17: 59
      Honestly, I was glad for Ukraine when I first learned about the Haiduk corvette project. Of course, it was twisted that the Ukrainian admirals preferred Western to Russian weapons, but still the ship turned out to be a good competitor to the Guardian.
      What is it for? Oh yes, to that now the phrase "Ukrainian Navy" can be considered a full-fledged anecdote laughing
      1. +2
        April 10 2015 18: 30
        Quote: Wiruz
        Honestly, I was glad for Ukraine when I first learned about the Haiduk corvette project. Of course, it was twisted that the Ukrainian admirals preferred Western to Russian weapons, but still the ship turned out to be a good competitor to the Guardian.

        However, most experts immediately said - won't take off (C).
        For one simple reason: even then on such a corvette the ataman had a dumb gold reserve.

        Moreover, the news about laying the head and multi-billion dollar plans for the construction of a series of corvettes coexisted in the news line with a request from the design bureau of this corvette to pay for the project (at least partially, otherwise they received nothing besides the advance).
    19. +3
      April 10 2015 17: 59
      Petya burns, apparently the Odessa residents whistled strongly in the ear. "Saiga dachny", according to the project, will soon become part of the submarine fleet kaklov.Petyun, do not make Odessa gulls laugh, wretchedness !!! stop
    20. +10
      April 10 2015 17: 59
      Ukrainian Navy (Fu-fleet) is the most powerful Armada of combat rubber boats, reinforced by a brigade of combat air mattresses ... Russia is again in a panic ...
      1. +2
        April 10 2015 21: 36
        Is it an aircraft carrier cruiser? wassat
    21. +8
      April 10 2015 17: 59
      The fleet will not be built, but the tax "on the revival of the fleet" will be introduced.
    22. +4
      April 10 2015 18: 00
      "A submarine in the steppes of Ukraine" - as they once said about the impossible.
    23. +14
      April 10 2015 18: 01
      Hohloflot, well wassat
      1. 0
        April 10 2015 21: 38
        Quote: Kolyan 2
        Hohloflot, well

        Hochsee wassat
    24. +2
      April 10 2015 18: 03
      We are waiting for a statement on the creation of a space group by Ukraine.
      1. +3
        April 10 2015 18: 04
        Here you are laughing, and they have already talked about ABM laughing
        1. +4
          April 10 2015 18: 13
          For all the missile defense, the Fleet, the Super Walls, I will be able to pay the European Union, well, all the citizens of free Uruins - the state will remove ten skins from the citizens.
      2. 0
        April 10 2015 18: 32
        Quote: Gyrfalcon
        We are waiting for a statement on the creation of a space group by Ukraine.

        Why wait? Yesterday stated:
        NSDC Secretary Oleksandr Turchynov said the Ukrainian authorities are working to build an effective aerospace reconnaissance system.

        “Undercover and space intelligence will be strengthened. A modern aerospace reconnaissance system has been created, ”said Turchinov, quoted by Ukrinform.

        Ukraine is a country of realized jokes. laughing
    25. +4
      April 10 2015 18: 04
      We need to help them, return the Zaporozhye. Only so that they have time to weld it to the berth. And there will be an “armada” - an underfregate and a semi-submarine.
    26. +3
      April 10 2015 18: 05
      Interestingly, but among the Big Britons, the acre of written-off armored cars, there is nothing like that for UkrFlot? To somersault, say, not on the road, but on the water. To immediately: the boulevard - and peremoga!
    27. +4
      April 10 2015 18: 06
      That's it, from tomorrow I will rename my rubber boat to the destroyer "Crazy" and start rebuilding my own Navy laughing
      1. +1
        April 10 2015 19: 38
        Quote: Landwarrior
        and start recreating my own navy

        The Navy will do it! If only the Navy!
      2. +3
        April 10 2015 21: 59
        I have a gun, you’ll take the chief gunner of the fleet? And also an inflatable pillow and a canopy to hide from enemy shells ....
    28. +3
      April 10 2015 18: 06
      Oh, I can’t! Laughed to tears ... Ukraine is a great sea power ??? Hold me seven. Poroshenko must act together with Petrosyan ... In the clown!
      1. 0
        April 10 2015 18: 20
        I also! The Black Sea is almost a closed reservoir, you can say the inland sea! With whom to fight? Surely ukroflotiliya will fight in, say, the Mediterranean Sea? But you have to get there by swimming the Bosphorus Bay, and there is already Turkish territory!
      2. 0
        April 10 2015 23: 24
        Quote: be0560
        Poroshenko must speak with Petrosyan

        Petrosyan next to him is a tragedian.
    29. +3
      April 10 2015 18: 07
      Muuzhikiii !!!! What smokes such a sucky little pig? I do not smoke, just interesting laughing laughing
      1. +7
        April 10 2015 18: 13
        Quote: Russian quilted jacket
        Muuzhikiii !!!! What smokes such a sucky little pig? I do not smoke, just interesting
        Maybe even eating
      2. +2
        April 10 2015 23: 25
        Quote: Russian quilted jacket
        What smokes such a sucky little pig?

        Kaldyrite he is not childish.
    30. +2
      April 10 2015 18: 07
      I already wrote that it would be nice to collect all the "pearls" of Klitschko's statements and publish them as a separate book. The success will be incredible. Poroshenko, in my opinion, will soon surpass, excuse me, he will bypass Klitschko, and even a two-volume edition can be published.
    31. +1
      April 10 2015 18: 08
      Laughing, but they can do something with the support of the West. It was impossible to give them anything. The Nazis also started with nothing. and what they created. And this scum against us to prepare, And Iya will help.
      1. +7
        April 10 2015 18: 13
        Yeah, we can do it. Our government can buy a couple of decommissioned "Oliver H. Perry", at the price of "Arlie Berkows" Taking all the money from the IMF, at 200% quarterly. But the result will still be the same. No dough or "Oliver H. Perry "Guarantee.
    32. +2
      April 10 2015 18: 09
      evokes the statement of the Ukrainian president himself about the "revival of the Ukrainian Navy" and "the return of the Crimea." From "DEAD DONKEY EARS" you and not the Crimea! Crimea is the Russian land! angry
    33. +9
      April 10 2015 18: 13
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2015/583/rwwg853.jpg
    34. +5
      April 10 2015 18: 14
      Well, there they believe in this dart, like now a little more and ... fool
      1. +2
        April 10 2015 18: 44
        EEEE ... do not touch 641B ... this is our native ... stands in a museum in Tolyatti ...
    35. +4
      April 10 2015 18: 15
      Quote: herruvim
      for a year from scratch created a combat-ready army on land

      This is great .... FOR A YEAR ..... FROM ZERO .... And I didn’t know that in Ukraine there was no army before Poroshenko ..... never ....
    36. +3
      April 10 2015 18: 16
      Interestingly, on these ships in launch containers. If they were actively selling weapons for 20 years, then something could remain on the so-called fleet.
    37. +2
      April 10 2015 18: 19
      As in a fairy tale: "Petrusha smoked some grass, waved his tongue - and destroyers, cruisers and other surface and underwater ukronechist floated across the sea-okiyana. The grass" hooked on "tightly.
    38. act
      act
      +1
      April 10 2015 18: 23
      Only an independent and self-sufficient power can build and maintain a modern fleet. Dill would feed their country.
    39. 0
      April 10 2015 18: 24
      Sing, well, think about it, why the heck is a goat button accordion? You are still a pilot project of an orbital station, announce anyway gas for pensioners will not become cheaper, and the pension will not increase. Understand that the sea for you, already in this century, will be as unattainable as space.
    40. +1
      April 10 2015 18: 24
      "" Always faithful "- in Nikolaev the military passed tests for black berets"

      We are talking about the marines, which in the spring of the 2014 of the year were redeployed to Nikolaev from occupied Crimea.

      http://nikvesti.com/news/public/67954

      1. +2
        April 10 2015 18: 53
        The boys feel sorry for being slaughtered like cannon fodder!
      2. 0
        April 10 2015 20: 15
        Certainly also in vests, kaak and paratroopers. Sorry.
    41. +1
      April 10 2015 18: 27
      when will the powder finally get drunk?
    42. +1
      April 10 2015 18: 30
      The revival of the Ukrainian fleet will end in the fact that the US fleet will be in Odessa. I simply can’t find any other explanation.
    43. +1
      April 10 2015 18: 30
      It's time to think about space. Kuchma will make a rocket, Kolomoisky launch pad, Julia will gas and Gunpowder with a Rabbit - to Mars. And start a miracle from scratch.
      1. +2
        April 10 2015 23: 31
        Quote: Stinger
        Kolomoisk starting table

        Kolomoisky has so far made loose stools.
    44. 0
      April 10 2015 18: 31
      b (censorship) I, moron ... and the same morons eat this fool
      the box is not a tank, but a boat ...
    45. 0
      April 10 2015 18: 32
      Quote: vodolaz
      Quote: svp67
      Yes ... well, let's see.
      So far, the only chance for this is that the United States, from the master's shoulder, "threw" a dozen decommissioned "buildings" or the EU bought the "Mistrals" from France and presented them to Ukraine ...
      In the meantime, on Ukrainian sites, it is vigorously discussed how many "Russian" ships the brave APU have already destroyed in the Sea of ​​Azov ...

      They have no helicopters for Mistral)))))))))))))))

      And * bucks *
    46. +5
      April 10 2015 18: 35
      their best pilot project ...
      1. 0
        April 10 2015 18: 47
        The only thing Ukraine can count on is the revival of the Fleet, so this is the purchase of ships written off from the USA or Europeans ..... at frantic prices and on loan .... as with the British Saxons ...
      2. +2
        April 10 2015 20: 00
        The first one on the left is to dress a cowgirl and go to my bedchamber! wassat
        1. 0
          April 10 2015 23: 33
          Quote: muhomor
          The first one on the left is to dress a cowgirl and go to my bedchamber!

          No. Lop-eared.
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    48. kelevra
      0
      April 10 2015 18: 44
      There are so many empty, stupid and pompous words from a joker, you are directly surprised that he learned them!
    49. 0
      April 10 2015 18: 46
      Poroshenko in Odessa announced a "pilot project to revive the Ukrainian Navy"


      Maybe he was planning to make a squadron out of the inflatable boats that the mattresses had given?
    50. +12
      April 10 2015 18: 48
      Three wise men in one basin
      Set sail on a thunderstorm.
      Be stronger old pelvis,
      My story would be longer.
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      2. -1
        April 10 2015 20: 16
        Something familiar in the translation S.Ya. Marshak. If not your own, it is customary to refer to the author or enclose in quotation marks. And so, everything in the subject hi
    51. +2
      April 10 2015 18: 48
      The Ukrainian submarine fleet has received replenishment! Yesterday, the old tug "Opanas Stytsko" sank near the quay wall.
    52. 0
      April 10 2015 18: 51
      Does anyone else really believe in the crap he spouts? at most they can sell them old rusty junk that is expensive to cut themselves.. which NATO countries are getting rid of.. such bullshit won’t even be able to float.. soldier
    53. 0
      April 10 2015 18: 52
      Here it’s not even talent, but talent that disappears
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    55. 0
      April 10 2015 18: 52
      Why build a fleet when the treasury is empty or again the SMS people will collect a small share... laughing
    56. wow
      0
      April 10 2015 18: 54
      As about a worthless rooster: “...my job is to crow, and then let the sun not rise...”!
    57. +1
      April 10 2015 19: 01
      I am starting a pilot project for the revival and development of the Navy.

      I’m embarrassed by my ignorance, but can someone explain to me the meaning of the word “pilot” in this opus
      1. +1
        April 10 2015 20: 25
        Quote: pvv113
        can someone explain to me the meaning of the word “pilot” in this opus

        Pilot = trial...they'll try to launch the fleet. feel
        1. 0
          April 10 2015 20: 31
          Quote: Egoza
          Pilot = trial...they'll try to launch the fleet.
          Perhaps, perhaps... Although, something tells me that the meaning here comes from the concept of “flight”...
          1. 0
            April 11 2015 10: 09
            With the same success they can “launch” their fleet on Alpha Centauri and with the same success. wassat
    58. 0
      April 10 2015 19: 11
      Just as we created a combat-ready army on land from scratch in a year
      What can I say - I myself admitted that a year ago the Ukrainian army was ZERO!!!

      By the way, these words could be spoken by Novorossians with a clear conscience; they got to parsley by mistake, apparently...
    59. 0
      April 10 2015 19: 14
      Another nonsense! Well, it’s not funny for the Russians anymore, but the crests are eating everything! Damn, well, these are the same people, like, how can you be so stupid? What fleet, where from? There is not a single shipyard, there is money to buy ships over the hill too! Option one, the NATO fleet in Odessa! Apparently everything is heading towards this! As they say, we'll see.....
    60. 0
      April 10 2015 19: 38
      Why even pay attention to this alcoholic liar?
    61. 0
      April 10 2015 19: 53
      Quote: pvv113
      I am starting a pilot project for the revival and development of the Navy.

      I’m embarrassed by my ignorance, but can someone explain to me the meaning of the word “pilot” in this opus

      In this case, only the absolutely indecent meaning of the word “cap” comes to mind.
    62. Tribuns
      0
      April 10 2015 20: 01
      Poroshenko talks a lot about different things, including on their pages on the Internet: both about the “pilot project” for the Navy and about the “cynical Banderaite”...
      But he only does what the overseas owner orders...
    63. 0
      April 10 2015 20: 07
      Quote: Egoza
      Quote: Karasik
      Here to think how to save access to the sea ... and he is about the fleet!

      This is he from grief ... the American ship did not come crying ... and the speech has already been prepared !! recourse Well, do not disappear! I had to blurt out where I had to! request

      Not really, he’ll buy Mistrals.
    64. 0
      April 10 2015 20: 10
      gas hang
      But who cares about these ratings?

      Until Ukraine is ready to confront Russia in every possible way, civilized countries will not abandon it!
      Throw money and, and - the most important thing! - weapons.

      And after the collapse of Russia, already very soon, Ukraine will live like in paradise.
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    65. +1
      April 10 2015 20: 14
      This morning the dollar has fallen in price to almost 50 rupees. Everyone rushed to buy American money on the cheap in order to keep prices on the shelves. I'm having fun in this online circus. laughing What else is there to do but laugh on these amusement rides? It won't be better. The system needs to be changed.
    66. 0
      April 10 2015 21: 01
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2015/656/dpwq154.jpg
    67. 0
      April 10 2015 21: 22
      (Parashenko) Ukraine was, is and will be a maritime power.

      How else? The fooled Banderlogs - the Ukronatsiks, obsessed with their self-important greatness and exclusivity - will not understand! The great Svidomo Ukrainians are the new founders of everything in the world, who built the pyramids, dug up the Black Sea, and simply cannot help but be a maritime power!
    68. 0
      April 10 2015 21: 38
      Poroshenko gives the impression of a mentally ill person, as does the entire government of Ukraine.
    69. 0
      April 10 2015 21: 53
      And again, the encroachments on Crimea, this Russian territory, a subject of the Russian Federation, by this person from Ukraine remain unanswered and without any response from our Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Government. One gets the impression that everything rests on Putin, and the rest don’t care?
    70. +1
      April 10 2015 22: 04
      This is what a powerful fleet looks like, one of the five strongest countries on the continent.
    71. 0
      April 10 2015 23: 54
      I have a good memory.. this same Hetman Sahaidachny “dispersed the entire Russian fleet” a year ago.. they talked about it.. and then it turned out that the Hetman stood quietly by the wall in Odessa and “did not leave the port.”

      Funny? Nope.. it’s just that the country of Ukraine has been living in some kind of virtual reality for a year now. And this is not funny at all.
    72. 0
      April 11 2015 00: 21
      Okay, it’s understandable that Parashaenko is “a liar, a talker and a laugher.” But do the citizens of the Independent take this liar seriously? "Fleet for the year", "maritime power" -!
    73. 0
      April 11 2015 00: 23
      They will stupidly buy aging ships from NATO countries.
    74. T34
      0
      April 11 2015 00: 53
      thank you laughed heartily good
    75. 0
      April 11 2015 01: 13
      He will collect trash from the Poles, Balts, etc. and he will have a fleet. But I think by that time he will already be far from Ukraine.
    76. 0
      April 11 2015 01: 21
      Penetrating ukropatriotizma, Poroshenko said that the updated fleet will allow Ukraine to restore territorial integrity, returning the Crimea ...


      No matter what it, in the sense of gutting, amuses itself with, it doesn’t ask to eat.
    77. +3
      April 11 2015 01: 49
      Poroshenko decided to revive the Ukrainian Navy. The main thing is that there is enough material.
    78. 0
      April 11 2015 03: 23
      What kind of ass army and navy can there be without AVIATION? And in general, just like in the joke when the Little Russian dunked his son’s head in the Black Sea.
      - Father! What is it?
      -More, son..More..
    79. +1
      April 11 2015 05: 31
      For the people who dug up the Black Sea and filled the Carpathian Mountains, there are no impossible tasks! wassat wassat
      1. 0
        April 11 2015 05: 48
        Not for the people, but for politicians am
    80. 0
      April 11 2015 05: 47
      Now all rubber boats will be confiscated from the fishermen and the Black and Mediterranean seas will be developed. Just don't forget the oars.
    81. 0
      April 11 2015 05: 50
      Quote: james
      Just don't forget the oars.

      In jargon, an oar is a spoon. Now there really is a situation where pensions and salaries are only enough for food.
    82. 0
      April 11 2015 07: 26
      However, he is effective. He created the missile defense system, took on the fleet, and then it’s not far from Mars. Learn how to hang noodles.
    83. 0
      April 11 2015 07: 59
      It’s interesting how former Ukrainian sailors regret that they did not join the flag
      Russia, succumbing to the idea of ​​Svidomo on the ruins of the Ukrainian Navy?
      They have no future, the construction of a fleet is the destiny of economically powerful states, and not a pathetic semblance called Ukraine!
    84. 0
      April 11 2015 10: 05
      Quote: kotvov
      You know, no offense, but now you are not much different from the outskirts of the troll, laughing at the Russian Navy and admiring the US Navy. ,,
      but what was Bormental wrong? were Cossack spokesmen, at that time, by the way, they were very justified. they built them without shipyards, you can say on the knee. Ukraine now it is also possible to build only on the knee, if someone doesn’t serve. Again, if they serve, it’s probably not the latest developments, as God says to you, that we don’t care. Since what you can sell and not give away, Western partners will do so. So, it remains only to be honest and to do it.
      Well, God bless you, okay, they’ll give it to the Ukrainians. Will they be able to support them? Maintain combat readiness, train crews to go to sea (fuel), etc. ? Conduct shooting, purchase ammunition, maintain a target farm?
    85. 0
      April 11 2015 16: 02
      will build submarines in the steppes of the Kherson region. laughing
    86. 0
      April 11 2015 20: 26
      And now the next news from ward No. 6 from patient ParAshenko: “We will revive the IUD in a year!!! Hurray!!!”
    87. 0
      April 11 2015 22: 06
      The flagship of the new ukroflot, named after the fighter with the green serpent Paty))))))
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