Insanity of the week. Beggar & "one and a half", Ukraine is an icon and a Bandera from Baba Shura
So, news of the day In Ukraine, which is solemnly and sadly turning into Somalia, knocking out anti-ratings from all the third world countries from under its feet, the parliament recognized Russia as an aggressor country. The decision on the relevant statement voted 271 MP, with the necessary 226-ti. “The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine recognizes the Russian Federation as an aggressor country and calls on international partners to prevent impunity of perpetrators of crimes against humanity,” the statement said.
Ukrainian button-holders also appealed to the UN, the European Parliament, PACE, the NATO Parliamentary Assembly, and the parliaments of the world to recognize Russia as an aggressor country that supports terrorism and blocks the activities of the UN Security Council, thus endangering international peace and security. The LC and the DPR of the junta’s parliament call for recognition as terrorist organizations.
And the truth - how? You can’t be half pregnant, Panov MPs! Even if you really want to get the next handouts for weapons and food ... And even if the country has an eminent beggar in the person of the president himself, who showed himself to the world in the form of "I am drunk", excuse me, I am Volnovakha.
“Strike while the iron is hot!” - an enterprising pastry chef saw and presented a part of the minibus, fired by the Ukrainian army in the DPR, at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. “I have a part of the bus from Volnovakhi here. And there are traces of the Russian rocket, which hit people. For me, this is a symbol of terrorist attacks against my country. The same symbol as the magazine “Charlie Hebdo”, and as a terrorist attack, which was committed under the leadership of a Russian officer, when a Malaysian plane was shot down, ”Poroshenko said. Next - the standard theme: give money to fight the Kremlin terrorism!
"Before the public of Davos" Peaceful "President came out
And let's shake with iron: “Give me money! No money left!"
Before notable guests shaking a yellow piece of iron,
Speaking in parts, As a worthy swineherd ... "
/Folk art/
Even in spite of the fact that the junta provided “irrefutable” evidence: Vladimir Putin personally blew up the bus under Volnovakha. Europe has ignored the message "ukroelity" mouth of the notorious Anton Gerashchenko that the shelling of a bus stop and a trolley bus in Donetsk is Putin's answer to the tragedy in Volnovakha. Probably in Europe they thought: why did Putin first blow up a minibus, and then he answered himself, blowing up a trolley bus?
According to the junta, Mariupol from Gradov also fired on Putin. True, the further fate of these installations "military experts" did not understand. Rather confused. For example, from the "Details" you can find out that the "Grads" were assigned to Russia. But "Facts" reported the destruction of these "Grads" victorious Ukrainian soldiers. Come on, figure it out ...
While society understood what was happening, the Minister of Defense of Ukraine Stepan Poltorak clarified what was happening. As befits a Ukrainian general, Poltorak Yugo-Severnyi reported professionally: “Six of the four“ Grads ”that bombarded Mariupol were destroyed.” This phrase immediately became the subject of numerous jokes in social networks. And Kiev mayor Vitaly Klitschko, who not long ago had “two deputies, four of whom were in the Cabinet of Ministers,” had a worthy competitor. Still would! Six of the four "Grad" can destroy not only everything, very few people can do it!
Clearly noticed. "Poltorakom" covered another mogilizatsiya, because potential recruits, regardless of the natural acceleration, recall the school "hundred meters" and scatter, wherever they look, just to get away from the military enlistment office. “Poltorak” covers the myth about Ukrainian punishers: “Divan patriots” learned with horror that “invincible cyborgs” actually turned out to be ordinary mortals, and those who survived were snotty rural boys.
“Poltorakom” covers Ukraine, where a full-scale scenario of extermination of the population is launched. Any way. The United States, for which Ukraine is only a proving ground in the confrontation with Russia, does not give a damn if anyone dies as a result of the bloodbath in the Donbas: militiamen from Horlivka or militants from Azov from Ternopil. True, the last overseas sponsors encourage: who will allocate money for the funeral, who will give the badge ...
“Hodges has a lot of badges with him. He must give them all to the disabled, the sick, the crippled, who defended American interests in the Donbas. And to distribute quickly, since General Hodges has little time, we must go further, and after a short acquaintance with the soldiers, he leaves. And they remain. They remain - helpless, with no one but their families, unnecessary, with Ukrainian flags and American badges, lying on their beds. Ukraine was promised a great European future. Honorable place among the richest and most civilized countries. Parting with poverty, corruption, lies ... And instead presented a badge. So, as beads and mirrors were given to some natives on the islands discovered by the colonialists, ”said the politician Oleg Tsarev, commenting on the“ general visit ”.
Aleksandra Kuzhel, MP of Ukraine and Tymoshenko’s ally, does not serve. But once again she managed to gain an impressive portion of fame. Kuzhel was born a grandson. They say the fourth. Everything would be fine - an everyday matter, and it would be appropriate to congratulate the “babShur” on the birth of a child. But! Kuzhel decided to present this purely family event as a political one. Here is what she wrote on her Facebook page:
Oleksandra Kuzhel is a Russian-speaking native of Konstantinovka, Donetsk region, who has worked closely with Leonid Kuchma, Viktor Yanukovych, and Sergei Tigipko. A logical question: where could the “one hundred percent Banderaite” come from? This is reflected in social networks ...
“God, protect him from such grandmothers, and he will cope with his enemies! Maybe I don’t understand something, but use the birth of a grandson only as a regular information aid. Blasphemy is not blasphemy, blasphemy is not blasphemy ... Is it not debilism by chance? Would you, aunt, have written: “The Aryan, the future soldier of the Reich, is a real fascist. Kill at least two or three hundred klyatyh Muscovites when he grows up. " Shame, ”writes Alexander Solonovich.
“Of course, a child of all the best! But when were the Cossacks in Lviv? Probably, only when he was occupied by the Russian army? ”- Zurab Tsalikov wonders. “The Cossack from Lviv is the same nonsense as a Jewish reindeer breeder! Cossacks are Orthodox warriors, not Pope’s lackeys! ”- comments Alan Mamiev. “Cossacks and Bandera are different people from different parts of Ukraine, learn materiel!”, Advises Yuri Alekseevich.
Glory - she is like this: she comes unexpectedly, leaves suddenly ... While the questions to Alexandra Kuzhel remain unanswered. As with all defendants of this marasmiracy.
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