Bloomberg and his predictions for the 2015 year. "Not only everything" will survive

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Against the background of the 2014 results of the year, which are summarized by almost all the media without exception, attempts are being made to look into the near future. Forecasters practice who will more accurately guess the direction of occurrence of phenomena and processes in the 2015 year. For example, experts from the Bloomberg news agency decided to take this path, having chosen more than the original theme for forecasts. The originality of the topic lies in the fact that the Bloomberg residents made a forecast of the most pessimistic scenarios of the next year.

The forecast from Bloomberg is such that if all of its items come true, then Bloomberg itself can close almost all of its overseas representative offices already on December 31 of this year, because the world predicted by its experts will collapse to the US borders.

So, it is worth running through the main points of the "negative forecast" from the American "Wang" and "Nostradamus".

Bloomberg and his predictions for the 2015 year. "Not only everything" will survive


Since the word "Russia" in this forecast appears more often than others, it is worth starting with the predictions for our country. "Bloomberg" reports that Russian President Vladimir Putin is so "loose" in 2015, that he will destabilize a number of states of the North Atlantic Alliance. How will he (Putin) destabilize NATO? Bloomberg knows the answer to this question: Vladimir Putin will use the “Russian minority” in the Baltic States. Allegedly, this is already happening, and the flights of the aircraft of the Russian Air Force show that Putin is checking whether NATO is ready to respond to Russia's actions.

It turns out that on earth, the “Russian minority” is threatened by the same Grybauskaite under the roar of Russian strategic bombers, coming from somewhere in the sky ... And we here think that for a nervous attack, the “red Dahl” allows itself in Lithuania.

And in Latvia, apparently, the greatest danger to NATO is represented by Igor Krutoy, Valeria and Iosif Kobzon, whom the Latvian Foreign Ministry closed access to the Riga beach, so as not to disturb the "Russian minority" ... Igor Krutoy, threatening NATO? .. Apparently, the alliance confused the name of the composer ... NATO is not envy ...

The second forecast, in which Russia appears, concerns the deployment of the Ukrainian conflict. According to Bloomberg, Putin gives the order to "pierce the corridor" to the Crimea and invade the western Ukrainian regions. And what about NATO? Also included in Ukraine to resist the "Putin aggression"? Oh, no ... This is too pessimistic for Bloomberg. The news agency is predicting a "new wave of sanctions from the US and the European Union" and "new support for Ukraine." It's funny, isn't it ... American forecasters somehow do not take into account that if Russia “invades the western regions of Ukraine” and “cuts through the corridor to the Crimea”, then the West simply will not support anyone as Ukraine ... The West will not find Ukraine after such ... Well, if we took up such predictions, then it was necessary to think about it in Bloomberg.

Do you think that this “negative predictions” associated with Russia, are exhausted. No, no, and no again. Bloomberg claims that Russia "continues to expand" in the Arctic, which leads to the need to confront Russia with states such as the United States, Norway, Canada and Denmark. Warships are involved in the conflict, against the same background in 2015, Bloomberg predicts large-scale melting of ice. In general, all podtaplivaet, all fighting for the water surface. From destroyers and cruisers literally dazzled in the eyes.

Quite unexpectedly, against the background of such “monumental Arctic cataclysms”, Bloomberg switches to Greece ... While the ice of the Arctic is melting, and while the ships of the “white warriors of light” fight with “Putin's black armadas”, a coalition of the left comes to power in Greece, which decides to withdraw the Greeks from the eurozone . This leads to mass protests and a new economic crisis.

In this regard, the question arises for Bloomberg: why does the forecast concern the left for Greece? Elections in 2015 year, not only in this country. And why are elections necessary? .. Why not predict, for example, the democratic seizure of power in the USA - the victory of those who lead the USA out of the dollar circulation zone ... Well, just like that ... And the forecast for the USA could look like this: a crowd of black protesters with the support of Latinos attacked the US Federal Reserve, seized the CIA, announced the return of Texas to Mexico and the withdrawal of American troops from more than 4 hundreds of foreign military bases ... Apparently, in the pages of Bloomberg there is no such forecast for the simple reason that the forecast is not pessimistic Chny, and very much the other way ...

Above all, American forecasters are talking about a conflict between India and Pakistan that could erupt with new force, the victory of Boko Haram group over Nigeria’s government forces, as well as the unification of the Taliban of Afghanistan with the Islamic State militants.

To emphasize the global “Armageddon”, Bloomberg predicts the start of the war between China and Japan over the Senkaku Islands (Diaoyu), representatives of the Hamas movement against Israel on two fronts, the active work of Iran on a nuclear bomb and military actions by the same Israel against Iran .

But according to Bloomberg, this is not all. Assad and the IG defeat Syria’s “moderate opposition” and begin hostilities against Turkey, Jordan and Lebanon. Whether Assad keeps pace with the IG or turns into an accidental travel companion is not reported ... At this time, the leaders of Saudi Arabia are dying like flies - there is anarchy prevailing in the country, and the Islamic State is preparing to invade the CA, having at the same time fully seized the Iraqi oil industry.

And then, what else are you going to do, Kim Jong-un ... The submarine of the North Korean Navy is attacking a certain (apparently extremely peaceful) South Korean ship, which leads to a new war between the North and South of the Korean Peninsula.

Ufff ... It seems to be all!

To top it off, Bloomberg forgot to write that over the United States of America the whole 2015 year would be a friendly sun, and only white doves would fly, delighting the country with the most democratic democracy in the world.
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  1. +29
    25 December 2014 06: 32
    And relations between Ukraine and Zimbabwe will finally deteriorate as a result of which both countries will be on the brink of war fool
    1. +16
      25 December 2014 08: 05
      The economy of Geyropa will die - this is my forecast for 2015.

      I advise Geyrope to begin to actively adopt the best practices of Bandera in the extraction of primary gas)))

      Recipe:

      The geyropeets should eat 2 kg of Polish apples, bite with Norwegian salmon and drink Estonian milk.

      For a better reaction, you can add a frog foot from France.

      Next - place the lower part of the geyropeyts body in a barrel with a gas pipe and tightly isolate the top of the barrel to avoid methane losses.

      Gas from Russia will go to Asia.
      1. 0
        25 December 2014 09: 33
        The decision to put the rating ceiling of Russian currency bonds at the level of the rating of government bonds reflects Moody's opinion that, in all likelihood, the government, in the event of a default on its own debt obligations, will introduce currency regulation measures that will prevent non-state issuers from fulfilling their obligations under foreign currency loans. Moody's also talks about the growing likelihood of a government moratorium on paying off external debt even in the absence of default. This likelihood increases in the context of a significant depreciation of the Russian currency and given the fact that the state can control access to foreign exchange reserves.
        - "reflects an opinion", "in all likelihood", "probability increases" ... Here are the dogs, but what about the present? Not a "possible future"?
      2. +2
        25 December 2014 23: 55
        Quote: Enot-poloskun
        The economy of Geyropa will die - this is my forecast for 2015.

        I advise Geyrope to begin to actively adopt the best practices of Bandera in the extraction of primary gas)))

        Recipe:

        The geyropeets should eat 2 kg of Polish apples, bite with Norwegian salmon and drink Estonian milk.

        For a better reaction, you can add a frog foot from France.

        Next - place the lower part of the geyropeyts body in a barrel with a gas pipe and tightly isolate the top of the barrel to avoid methane losses.

        Gas from Russia will go to Asia.

        Sprats forgot)))
    2. +1
      25 December 2014 09: 39
      It's just a horror laughing good wassat
      1. +1
        25 December 2014 14: 56
        It is interesting against whom all these armada will eventually unite .... ???
        Indians will go to the selected lands by lawlessness to return ...?!
  2. +16
    25 December 2014 06: 33
    Forecasts regarding Russia are saturated with Western Russophobia and dull thinking. The Bloomberg news agency is the information enemy of Russia, therefore its forecasts must be treated accordingly.
    1. +3
      25 December 2014 07: 59
      The Bloomberg news agency is the information enemy of Russia, therefore its forecasts must be treated accordingly.
      -This is understandable, but sucks that a huge part of the world's population - from the "advanced civilized" - treat Bloomberg's forecasts, almost as the ultimate truth.
      For, when informResources constantly refer to someone, willy-nilly, people begin to think that what they say is true.
      And ours, by the way, went to the "Standard and Pulse" - to persuade that the rating would not be lowered ...
      1. +6
        25 December 2014 08: 55
        Quote: mirag2
        a huge part of the world's population - from the "advanced civilized" - treat Bloomberg's forecasts, almost as the ultimate truth.

        In Russia, people like Bloomberg were called hunters, i.e. those through whose mouth the devil himself speaks, well, and "a huge part of the world's population" has long been under his influence, and therefore believes in all sorts of nonsense.
        1. +2
          25 December 2014 09: 34
          Exactly!
          1. +5
            25 December 2014 09: 59
            In general, at first did not understand what I read.
            At first it seemed that the script was a new action movie, and Alexey confused the names of Bloomberg and Spielberg.
            But no. It did not seem.

            It's a pity. Norris or Williams would look good in the title role.
            1. +1
              25 December 2014 11: 45
              It's a pity. Norris or Williams would look good in the title role.


              Norris as Russia and Williams as China?
              1. +3
                25 December 2014 13: 03
                Quote: Dreamscripter
                Norris as Russia and Williams as China?

                Why do we need them? * We have Porechenkov and Okhlobystin! soldier
                1. +2
                  25 December 2014 16: 32
                  It’s also true) And on the role of God, watching all this, Bezrukov)
  3. +6
    25 December 2014 06: 33
    And in Latvia, apparently, the greatest danger to NATO is represented by Igor Krutoy, Valeria and Iosif Kobzon, whom the Latvian Foreign Ministry closed access to the Riga beach, so as not to disturb the "Russian minority" ... Igor Krutoy, threatening NATO? .. Apparently, the alliance confused the name of the composer ... NATO is not envy ...


    The diagnosis ... RUSSOPHOBIA ... the European elite is gravely affected by this form of mental disorder.

    In the USA, some patients with this diagnosis were thrown out of the window of a multi-story building with a cry RUSSIAN GO ... sad all of this ... we should not live in a crazy house, but in a normal one.
  4. Gluxar_
    +15
    25 December 2014 06: 35
    I am glad that schizophrenia in the United States continues to grow. It is difficult to defeat a smart opponent, but a fool will plague himself.
    1. +8
      25 December 2014 07: 04
      But I am not happy. If at this level of insanity the United States is creating a nightmare all over the planet, then what if this insanity progresses? After all, the United States has a huge nuclear arsenal. And we have already heard who sits there directly on the buttons. Plus inadequate "nuclear suitcase owners".
      Imagine an order for a dumbfounded drug addict with a nuclear button gives a psychopath with megalomania.
      1. +1
        25 December 2014 13: 00
        And I would not be so worried in your place. If they only covered us with rockets, it would be sad and sad. But they will fly from the dacha. It’s just that even after a nuclear strike on Russia there will be a nuclear winter. And very few will survive it. So in YaV there are no winners.
        1. 0
          26 December 2014 11: 37
          Quote: kingnothing
          in YaV there are no winners.
          These are adequate people understand. And you clearly showed an example:
          Quote: angel of hell
          an order to a dumbfounded addict with a nuclear button is given by a psychopath with megalomania.



          In general, I would take the staff of such media, put it on the wall and rest my soul from the PKK. You need to understand the difference between coverage of events (even one-sided) and the agitation of a nervous situation!
          Since mid-2013, I have seen an increase in the number of Ukrainian journalists who have made sensations from scratch. They rounded their eyes, drool, tears and even, sometimes, something from the nose. I could not understand - what is it for? In the fall, "onizhedeti" began. In winter, a real chaos began in Kiev. I saw with my own eyes a Nazi spinning a chain with woven barbed wire around him; a Nazi throwing a Molotov cocktail at the police; a burning special forces soldier who tears off his "sphere" and a bulletproof vest, also flaming. A change of frame and another journalist whore loudly broadcasts about "the complete lawlessness of the Berkutovites against peaceful students." AS ? How can you make a name for yourself in sensations and not think about future victims? How can one stoop to such a blatant lie? How can one be the mouthpiece of inciting militancy in people?
          These "as much as possible" I still have a lot, as much and hatred for such media. And what this led to, I began to feel on myself already at the end of May, with the first "swallows". Rather "rooks".
          And if Bloomberg is now broadcasting that in 2015 nothingexcept wars will not be, then I see nothing in such broadcasting except the preparation of the consciousness of the masses for the coming war. Something like "humble yourself, we have already told you about this war, everything has been decided long ago." Therefore, excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I will not have any other award, except for "nine grams", for such journalists.
  5. +3
    25 December 2014 06: 39
    It looks like a guide to novice paranoid.
    Fantasy is good for writers; for analysts, fantasy is a symptom.
  6. +2
    25 December 2014 06: 50
    "... And then, what are you going to do, Kim Jong-un ... A submarine of the DPRK Navy is attacking some (apparently, exclusively peaceful) South Korean ship, which leads to a new war between the North and South of the Korean Peninsula."

    The DPRK submarine sank like something military in South Korea and nothing, no war happened
  7. +4
    25 December 2014 06: 52
    What is this next nonsense?
  8. +5
    25 December 2014 07: 09
    from the Don.
    Both laughter and sin! ANALITES burn!
  9. Dumb
    +2
    25 December 2014 07: 10
    American forecasters somehow do not take into account that if Russia “invades the western regions of Ukraine” and “cuts a corridor to the Crimea”, then there will simply be nobody to support the West as Ukraine ... The West will simply not find Ukraine after such ...

    However, this is the most realistic prediction for next year than all
    written by Bloomberg :)
  10. +5
    25 December 2014 07: 22
    Another pro-Western world stupidity for everything that happens.

    O N AND V S E B O L N S !!!!
    1. 0
      25 December 2014 16: 03
      Yes, the blue society needs treatment.
  11. +5
    25 December 2014 07: 36
    Bloomberg clearly leads his readers to a single thought. Buy US Treasuries, invest in dollars. Everything connected with Russia (despite the frenzied oversold of the market and extremely attractive prices) will be destroyed. This is already a mantra. For some reason, Bloomberg forgets the words of Warren Buffet. "You need to buy when blood is pouring on the streets." Yesterday there was news about BP's purchase of a 20% stake in Rosneft's field. Thinking companies using market conditions are trying to take a place in the Russian market. And Bloomberg is broadcasting a complete collapse ... wassat
  12. Tugarin
    +5
    25 December 2014 07: 42
    It seems that in Bloomberg, the New Year began to be celebrated much earlier, and even with vodka (again, the machinations of Russia bully )
    1. +3
      25 December 2014 08: 15
      I think Bloomberg doesn’t drink vodka ...

      A squirrel with a coconut came to him!
      1. Tugarin
        +2
        25 December 2014 09: 08
        So the complaint of Colombia, on the fact of the supply of low-quality coconut! drinks
  13. +3
    25 December 2014 07: 44
    Forecasts are not grateful, including weather and events in sports, and political all the more, because there will always be an unexpected person ...
  14. Taltanbek
    +3
    25 December 2014 07: 53
    "" forecast from "bloomberg" "" - if we didn't think of something and didn't bark, then GDP is also to blame. "
    "Bloomberg" is a private office-brothel of schizophrenics (like all the know-it-yourselfers at the driveway), definitely chosen by "their master"! unambiguously "prophesies" as TABLETS, COVENANT, etc ...
  15. +3
    25 December 2014 08: 02
    Yes, but most of all it is striking that after reading this "prediction" an ordinary American will believe in him as if these are not fictions, but facts that, well, cannot come true ... After all, they live there overseas and do not blow a mustache, but these wars that were predicted somewhere far away. They are simply not spoiled by conflicts like us, and do not understand the consequences of wars. Once I watched a video where initiative groups conducted a survey with ordinary people from the streets in Russia and in the United States, so when asked the citizens of Russia: - "Do you consider the United States the main enemy of our country?" Received the answer: "What kind of enemies are you talking about? we need to be friends and not be at enmity. " and to the same question in the United States received the answer: - "Of course, they want to destroy the whole world." So much for the opinions of ordinary people.

    And if the United States continues in the same vein, to set its citizens against Russia, then, except for direct conflicts, all this will bring. It’s sad.
  16. +2
    25 December 2014 08: 11
    Dumb forecast for stupid EU and US
    as I understand it went fashion forecasts? so maybe it’s time for us to draw up our own for the EU and the USA?
    Then I will be the first to come up with and write let them think.
  17. Dima190579
    +3
    25 December 2014 08: 12
    A few years ago I read the forecast that Turkey will become a superpower and will attack the United States in space.
  18. +1
    25 December 2014 09: 35
    Well, rightly Zadornov calls them stupid! I read the forecast as a humorous note.
  19. +1
    25 December 2014 09: 37
    Oooh! Well, these clowns p.ed.do.s.s. They have brains like canaries, the same thing in different scenarios! If only something new came up with damn mattresses! Well, for a laugh laughing good
  20. +1
    25 December 2014 09: 43
    I like the satirist M. Zadornov, he trolls a lot of Americanosov, well, the gentlemen from the Bloomberg agency decided to give an asymmetrical answer. Zadorny has a competitor, however! Seriously, it would be very funny, if not, it would be so sad.
  21. +1
    25 December 2014 10: 00
    agency "OBS" (one woman said)
  22. 52
    0
    25 December 2014 11: 54
    Still, cool grass is smoked in Bloomberg! Looks like familiar drug dealers from the black quarters import shmal!
    1. +1
      25 December 2014 13: 09
      ... to me at the beginning of that week
      Predictions
      Adventures in bed.
      I, as d.ura.k, waited all night.
      Advised me on wednesday
      Traveling with my wife.
      Well, if I go where,
      So from home to the pub.
      There will be happiness at work
      And the attraction to work.
      And be gentle to the authorities.
      What is meant?
      These stars are overwhelmed.
      I have astral stress.
      Adventures in bed?
      Well, probably enuresis.
      T. Shaov.
  23. +1
    25 December 2014 12: 58
    Well stupid!
    Everything is like a comedian.
  24. 0
    25 December 2014 15: 06
    Read Blumberg. Mandatory. The current employees of the US State Department also read. In Blumberg, smart guys are picked up. So they write scripts for the CIA, for the NSA, and for Obama's speechwriters. They used to come up with multi-way services in Secret Service, but now - open the Internet and write off your work as a student. Blumberg has already cut through and now writes frankly get along so that readers from the State Department tried to embody their nonsense.
  25. concrete
    0
    25 December 2014 17: 49
    Everything can be. Who could have thought a year ago that a Boeing would be shot down, and not by chance. And a million refugees from Ukraine. The killing of children, women and not somewhere in Somalia, but in Ukraine.
  26. +1
    25 December 2014 20: 21
    What nonsense. And they also receive money for this?
  27. +3
    25 December 2014 20: 55
    Bloomberg fulfills an order for American money. For our money there would be a different forecast hi
  28. +1
    25 December 2014 21: 31
    How will he (Putin) destabilize NATO? Bloomberg knows the answer to this question ...

    Putin himself does not know this yet, and they are already very worried. Afraid means ... And then - sanctions, sanctions!
  29. 0
    25 December 2014 22: 08
    Bradovina Mattresses no longer know how to cast out in stupidity Sanctions do not help decided to shaman good laughing
  30. +1
    25 December 2014 22: 10
    Why are we afraid in the EAEU? Its meat, its grain, its metal, its uranium, its milk, its own oil, its own gas, the army is. Do not give the opportunity to buy iPhone-7 and olives? Will they ban licensed Windows and disconnect Skype? Well, buoy with them.
  31. +2
    25 December 2014 22: 43
    Quote: Enot-poloskun
    Recipe:

    The geyropeets should eat 2 kg of Polish apples, bite with Norwegian salmon and drink Estonian milk.

    For a better reaction, you can add a frog foot from France.

    Next - place the lower part of the geyropeyts body in a barrel with a gas pipe and tightly isolate the top of the barrel to avoid methane losses.
    Before you place a gay person in a barrel, you must make him jump for half an hour to speed up the reaction and increase gas recovery!
  32. 0
    25 December 2014 23: 34
    Blumberg, blumberg or what to call them so let them write what they want. And WE say it: Vaska reads and does his own thing. I already wrote, ratings, forecasts are all a sick invention, and the paper on which it is written will survive everything. We need not read forecasts to read sick schizophrenics, but just do our thing .Well, you can even laugh at them.
  33. 0
    25 December 2014 23: 39
    Bloomberg, Bloomberg !!! Read the predictions of Vanga and Nostradamus! And more pleasant, and more reliable! wink
  34. 0
    26 December 2014 04: 10
    Against the same background, in 2015, Bloomberg predicts large-scale melting of ice.
    Will Russia melt ice too? wassat
  35. 0
    26 December 2014 06: 29
    this is how much vodka you need to drink to make something ...
  36. 0
    26 December 2014 23: 41
    Quote: Enot-poloskun
    Recipe:

    The geyropeets should eat 2 kg of Polish apples, bite with Norwegian salmon and drink Estonian milk.

    For a better reaction, you can add a frog foot from France.

    Next - place the lower part of the geyropeyts body in a barrel with a gas pipe and tightly isolate the top of the barrel to avoid methane losses.