History lesson

Lesson stories in Panasia High School, 8 class. The teacher looked at the class above the glasses: the faces of children of all shades of yellow and are impenetrable, the eyes are fixed on the teacher And Lew Sheen.

Only in the farthest corner of the white crow, and in the literal sense of the word "white", did the student Wang Yu-Shin stand out. His skin was lighter than other students, his hair was not black, but brown, and his eyes were not brown, but blue, and very slightly slanting.

Yu-Shin was from the East Siberian Reservation. Needless to say that other children did not like him and constantly beat him.

- Children, today we will study the Ancient Times, which belong to the Epoch of the Land Collecting by China-Founder and his Great Pilot, which led to the creation of our Great Motherland - Celestial Panazia.

The anthem of Panazia began to play, the class rose and sang, pressing his right hand to his heart. To the teacher And it seemed that Yu-Shin was not singing well enough and decided after the lesson to make him a dragging out.

“Today I will tell you about the Ruler of Tin-Pu and his Great Three Mistakes. Do you all know these Great Three Mistakes, children?

- Yes, teacher I! - the children said well.

- Name these Three Great Mistakes of Tin-Pu that led to the creation of Celestial Panazia. The Great Si taught not to repeat them, ”Teacher I. said sternly.

- Error One, - the students answered in chorus, - Inconsistency.

- Right. - The history teacher nodded. - Farther.

“Mistake Two,” said the children in unison. - Do not donate your own, even if they drown you.

“Right,” the teacher nodded. - Farther.

“Mistake Three,” the children continued in chorus. - Engage in complacency and hope that it will resolve itself.

- That's right, kids! - the teacher nodded again. - You all know this Ancient story about the Ruler Ting-poo, who until recently tried to be friends with the country of Pan Am.

Tin-Pu took from a neighboring state, whose name did not reach our time, something that did not belong to him. But he took a little, less than he should have, and his subjects were dissatisfied with him.

And Panam did not like it. They set up the ruler of that state, Pi-Tra, against Tin-Pu.

And all the states of that time began (yes, children, then there was not only Celestial Panazia in the world, but many different states with different rulers, but they all obeyed Panam even if it was not profitable for them) to curse Tin-Pu and introduce sanctions against his country.

And in the country itself, at Tin-Pu, his people were divided in opinions: some believed that it was enough that he took, others scolded him for taking little and demanded to send troops.

And Tin-Pu rushed between everyone, trying to please everyone, and could not please anyone.

Why children?

The class pulled out a forest of hands. Teacher And nodded the high school student Liu. He rose from his seat and said confidently:

- Because in the founder China there was a saying: “Having taken a tiger by the tail, do not let it go”. Taking part of another state, it was necessary to take everything that could be taken, and to do so, so that Pee-Tr could not do anything about it. Or do not climb at all.

“That's right, Liu,” the teacher nodded. - It was the first mistake Tin-Pu.

The teacher was in doubt, it seemed to him that the forest of hands was not complete. He looked closer. Wang Yu-Shin looked out the window.

- And will not young Mr. Yu-Shin be so kind to get up and tell us why Tin-Pu did not solve the issue with the neighboring state, whose name did not reach us by sending troops?

Van reluctantly stood up. Looking boldly with his round blue eyes, he said:

- Maybe Tin-Poo had a cunning plan?

Discipline at school, especially at a history lesson in Panazia, is sacred, but the teacher And could not help it, could not even be angry with his students. The whole class just rolled on the floor with laughter. The teacher himself was laughing too. To tears.

Now everything was clear with Yu-Shin. He was from the ancient sect of the “Witnesses of the Tin-Pu Tricky Plan”, which was preserved even in nuclear ashes and existed for another two thousand years, reaching our time. Now members of the sect lived in the East Siberian Reservation, along with other descendants of those who survived the war.

Laughing heartily and restoring order in the classroom, the teacher also decided to change the course of the lesson.

He asked the flushed, but obviously not changed his opinion, Van to go out in front of the class.

The children looked at the sectarian with impenetrable faces, and only their almond-shaped eyes turned into alkali due to the hardly suppressed laughter. Vann stood, stubbornly clenched into fists.

The teacher knew that no remedial classes, electric shocks, or even hypnosis helped to heal the members of the sect.

“Tell me, Wang, about Tin-Pu's Second Mistake,” the teacher began patiently.

- Yes, there was no mistake! This is all your pan-Asian propaganda! Our ancient texts indicate that the government and the Central Bank did everything right! - cried the flushed Van. - And Tin-Pu's friends did not want to expose him, they just made them. But they were all very nice people, and loved him very much.

The second wave of laughter lasted longer than the first. Having worn away the tears, the teacher Shin thought to himself that there was still a bit of such laughter, and something inside him would burst. So he will die in the workplace from laughter. I wonder if the family will get insurance? Would this be considered a work injury?

- OK, Van. Tell me then how it all ended for that country, ”the teacher asked.

- On New Year's Eve (this is such an ancient pagan holiday) Pi-Tra's troops attacked the troops of Tin-Pu. Tin-Pu was forced to answer. His army marched to the capital Pi-Tra, Van told reluctantly.

- That is, it did not resolve itself? - neutral tone clarified the teacher.

Wang grunted in reply.

“Go on,” Sheen asked.

- PanAm gave Pi-Tru nuclear missiles to guarantee non-aggression on the capital and Tin-Pu was forced to stop the troops, although the people demanded to reach the capital.

But drunk military P-tra, trying to deal with missiles, accidentally launched half of them to the capital of Tin-Pu, half to the capital of Pan Ama.
Tin-Pu thought that PanAm attacked him, and PanAm thought that Tin-Pu attacked him, and they fired all the missiles at each other and at Europe too.

- So, Wang, tell me, what did the founder China do?

“Founder China with Korchim Xi did not intervene in the conflict and waited until Tin-Pu and PanAm destroy each other,” Yu-Shin replied.

“You tell me everything, Wang, how your ancestors survived and preserved to us your faith in“ Sly plans ”, the teacher asked politely.

- The Great Pilot Xi defended his missile defense part of the country's Tin-Pu from the ancient Urals and sent troops there. After that, the surviving inhabitants of the country proclaimed themselves in the referendum by Minor China and asked to join the Founder China, after which Panazia was created, said Wang.

“True, Van, and mind you, no one then drove your ancestors by force on the Reservation.” Your ancestors themselves decided that they were not worthy to occupy such a large and rich land, since they could not defend it without the Founder China themselves, and left on the Reservation themselves. Providing a place for life and development of this pan-Asian.

Remember, Van, Panazia is created and stands on the fact that it does not repeat the Three Great Mistakes of Tin-Pu, ”the history teacher said wearily.

The bell rang and the children left the classroom. Only Van stayed by the window, repeating his sectarian mantras:

- HPP, HPP, HPP ...

Comments

[Kakaktus]

Import of grass to Russia should be limited

[smart75]

Especially for members of the "Polymer Drain Witnesses" sect

[crazyrom]

Why is this crap not erased and the author is not banned by IP block?

[smart75]

Probably because we live in a free country

[Mexican]

The polymers were not leaked, they were ... rushed!

[baltika-18]

Quote: Kakaktus

Import of grass to Russia should be limited

Founder China is the largest supplier of synthetic drugs to Russia. Cool, neighing.

[WKS]

In a fantastic parable, the main thing is not true, if Tin-pu and PanAm would have fired all their nuclear weapons at one another, the planet would plunge into the so-called nuclear winter for at least a hundred years. And after its end, the largest surviving mammal would be no larger than a rat, and all the rest, including homo sapiens, would lay down the upper layer of the Cenozoic era with their skeletons.

[Alf]

Quote: wks

And after its end, the largest surviving mammal would be no larger than a rat,

Still cockroaches would survive and the Cubans, no cholera takes them.

[gav6757]

And I think so ...
Everything is possible in life, but it has not been possible to somehow bend Russia, so far! True, much has been done for this by Gorbaty with Yolkin, but now much is being done to defend the country.
God willing, nothing of the kind will happen, the main thing is that shit-mokrats will not come to power !!!

[SveTok]

This is from the series "Nemtsov saw it today."

[Civil]

Very disgusting!

[Koloradovatnik]

A fairy tale for those who are capable of abstract thinking and want to think with their own head, and not with Zionokremlepropaganda.
Indeed, who will emerge victorious from a possible nuclear war between Russia and the USA? Right. One who is rich and will try to take the same position as America during World War II, i.e. China.
And will the recession of the Russian economy end after the return of crude oil prices to stdollars per barrel, and then suddenly there will be a rapid growth, as the GDP said at a big press conference? I, unlike the overwhelming majority of members of the forum, do not believe in miracles, as well as in a "cunning plan".
Does anyone consider the GDP policy in Ukraine to be consistent? First, they annexed Crimea, then an uprising in the Donbas, then the DPR almost got to the edge of death, then a humanitarian-military operation, then an uprising, the Minsk talks, when the Ukrainians. Were they on the verge of defeat?
Putin is trying to please everyone, to be both a liberal and a patriot.
There was such an example in history, instructive for Putin, of the Athenian archistrategist Solon, who destroyed debt stones, infuriated Athenian moneylenders, and did not prohibit usury, infuriated the Athenian poor, and as a result was expelled from shame in Hellas.
Yes, you don’t need to go to Solon - Yanuk sits in Rostov, can tell you how comfortable it is to sit on two chairs.
Putin wants to share their fate?
Only now he has nowhere to run, and the country will be rendered torn to pieces.
Apparently, the cunning plan of GDP implies just that.
But we here, the PEOPLE here, he has not gone anywhere and will show more what he needs, will show that the power is Us, this is the Russian multinational people. At the most difficult time for the country, the Leader of the masses is always there, he will be there now and will lead us along when the country is on the verge of collapse, and he will be given to us by God, as once Kuzma Minin, Joseph Stalin. And together with him we will build a truly free, socialist Russia. Maybe I will not be there by this moment, maybe I will fall victim to my own ideas, almost dreams, my ideals, but I will die convinced of my righteousness, convinced of the inevitable revival of Russia.

[Kirzhak]

Indeed, who will emerge victorious from a possible nuclear war between Russia and the USA?

Cockroaches, well, maybe even rats. But there will be no winners among people.

[Baloo]

Dear, what kind of victory in a nuclear war are you talking about? What kind of war? One salvo of any nuclear submarine in any direction is 3 months of a nuclear winter. And if the exchange of blows begins .... Which China, dear? Now the arms race has lost all meaning. And missile defense will not save, there will be an apocalypse.
Do you have information comparable to what GDP has access to criticize? Are you competent enough? Why do you consider yourself competent?
Go to the pot and go to bed early. And let you have an erotic dream, it will help.

[saag]

Quote: Balu

to criticize him?

And why is this aforementioned person can not be criticized, especially since it is not against?

[Baloo]

And why is this aforementioned person can not be criticized, especially since it is not against?

Do you have information comparable to what GDP has access to criticize? Are you competent enough? Why do you consider yourself competent? Keyword competence.

[saag]

I understand you, you can not criticize Him, since such a verse attacks you at His mention

[ssergn]

And then what, someone hopes to fly past China? But China certainly does not hope.

[Tambov Wolf]

Gorbachev was competent with us and knew everything. However, he passed everything along with the country. And to our guarantor, who only whispers in the ear, God knows, since liberals are covering up all.

[No. 4№y]

Your calls are calls to the Maidan. And the states will not get the kind of money we have on the Maidan on a fascist basis - you will help to stir up the patriotic. This is precisely the collapse of the country. When will you start to think with your head? (You write with a small letter because I appeal to everyone.)

[Dart2027]

Quote: Colorado

who will emerge victorious from a possible nuclear war between Russia and the USA

Cockroaches and rats. All the rest one way or another will be destroyed by radiation.

[mervino2007]

Quote: Colorado

I do not believe in miracles, as well as in the "cunning plan".

The inconsistency of our actions is visible to the naked eye - according to the statements of our leadership at key moments of this year. It doesn't even smell like chess. Politics - too, which is "The Art of the Possible". It looks like the principle is used - "get involved in a fight, and then - how it goes" .... Here's a reliance on ANALYTICS.

[ilyich]

you just die, not interesting to anyone.
sorry Please

and we live in an era of change now

[Nick]

Quote: Kakaktus

Import of grass to Russia should be limited

This is not grass, this is a sofa DLBEB

[Basarev]

My opinion is as follows. You need to be friends with China, but be friends like the Stalinist USSR - on the one hand, your friends were thrilled, even fought hand in hand in Korea ... But not an inch! And no claims on the part of China for dominance and power.

[dmitrich]

Quote: Kakaktus

Import of grass to Russia should be limited

he’s such a life without grass!

[Su24]

Hahaha, hello to all "witnesses of the cunning plan")))) Dill in Donbass, a dollar at 60 is normal, everything is calculated))

[89067359490]

Not weakly covered the author.)))

[ziqzaq]

Quote: 89067359490

Not weakly covered the author.)))

That's for sure, and tomorrow at work ... we hope that he will let go .....

[Yon_Silent]

The sleep of reason gives rise to monsters. But this opus is something outstanding.

[GUS]

Ban what? Forever, this author is not taking it there.

[Buran]

What for? Alternative point of view. It has the right to be, in terms of delirium.

[BMP-2]

An alternative is that which leads to the same result, but in a different way. Nonsense can only lead to the hospital!

[Buran]

Rather, Ivanov will rule China, and Petrov America. The author is you dunce.

[Legate]

Flying over Cuckoo's Nest.

[Buran]

Crashing into a cuckoo's nest.

[sever.56]

The author got lost after getting a cigarette, or getting stuck! On the "censor", "Rain", or "Echo ..." would have emanated snot and saliva with delight, reading this dirty trick !!!

[zero12005]

Do not take it so literally, just a hypothesis ... or a warning ...

[serg. 75]

Yeah, it’s robust, but Ki-yan has already learned that there is no need to tease Tin-pu?

[hrapon]

One is not a general, but a writer by the name of Pelevin also wrote a fairy tale in which the Chinese, as a side effect of the economic miracle, converted to Orthodoxy all at once and became Russian. Uncle Sam could not survive this and rested in a Bose.

Such an outcome seems more likely to me. In what perspective, the role of HPP is difficult to say. Pelevin wrote nothing about this, and I was too shy to ask.

[Vasily Ivashov]

I did not understand, the author is afraid of the Chinese or believes that it is necessary to conquer Ukraine and take under its wing the thieving population who hates us now. and after the conquest he will hate even more, passing this hatred from generation to generation? ..

[andj61]

Quote: Vasily Ivashov

I did not understand, the author is afraid of the Chinese or believes that it is necessary to conquer Ukraine and take under its wing the thieving population who hates us now. and after the conquest he will hate even more, passing this hatred from generation to generation? ..

Both! Rather, the other is

in Founder China, there was a saying: "Take the tiger by the tail, do not let it go." AThaving declared part of another state, it was necessary to take everything that could be taken, and make sure Pi-Tr couldn't do anything about it. Or do not climb at all.

[Dart2027]

Quote: andj61

Having taken part of another state, it was necessary to take everything that could be taken

Are you talking about Crimea? Well, winter is coming soon, but there is no coal, and there is no gas, and there is no money, and there are tens of millions of people - and what will all these Poroshenko and Turchinovs do? This is just the beginning.

[Vasily Ivashov]

You do not confuse anything, calling Ukraine a tiger, or a tiger, someone or something else.
"And there was nothing to climb," I was especially interested: that is, would it be normal to see a US base in Crimea? Do I understand you correctly?

[andj61]

Quote: Vasily Ivashov

Are you talking about Crimea?

Quote: Vasily Ivashov

You don’t confuse anything, calling Ukraine a tiger,

I just quoted the article! My opinion is that you need to be more consistent and tough in pursuing a policy and defending your interests - that’s all. In my opinion, it was necessary to clearly communicate to all interested parties: the use of aviation, artillery of MLRS against civilians will have an immediate answer. And hardly anyone would jerk. And the US reaction is worse than it could not be now. But this is purely my opinion.
And decisions to take - there is a leader for this, he has a lot of advisers, and there is more information for this than any of us.

[Kirzhak]

I understand that after a long New Year’s recess, this can also inspire. And with a fright?

[Finches]

I did not ... I did not understand!

[saag]

Well, if the author wrote something similar, but in the style that a referendum was held in Alaska and she was ready to join the Russian Federation, then there would be a jingoistic patriotic roar and the bells would be sounded like a bomb for three days :-)

[Buran]

Viktor Marakhovsky on Facebook:

... I have repeatedly repeated: the Russian kreakl intelligentsia was revealed to us by God as a protective layer from external intrigues. A billion rubles, two billion, ten billion rubles to undermine the regime can fall into it - and it will not fail, it will not be mistaken.
She will do everything according to the recipe for the film "Producers", only more masterly. Having received one hundred billion rubles for a major revolution against the Russian state, the creakle intelligentsia:
1) He will put on his best scarlet winter sneakers, checkered pipe trousers, baldnesses and glasses in horn frames, he will fluff the muffler and beat up the warm canary jackets;
2) Will carry out a powerful art preparation on instagram and twitter and facebook against cotton wool, tops, television zombies bydlanov and putinoidny peripheral drunks-degenerates;
3) Will appoint a verdict for protest in the case of fraud against the glamorous metropolitan web solicitor;
4) Will print intelligible posters with quotes from the Strugatsky and frames from Fassbinder;
5) And this whole pride will be still proudly self-broadcasting on the network, reveling in different “Met Tolya Shkolnika, cheers! All Moscow is with us! ”And“ Makar. No comment. Cops take autographs. The crack of Putin’s vertical is heard. ”
6) And he will also begin to shout “glory to the“ heroes ”, trying very hard on the fricative“ g ”. And someone will necessarily climb with a yellow-blue ensign onto a lamppost and fall off it and fall on the beginning poetess Lena Ryzhik, and her relatives, including grandchildren from California, will be inconsolable.
... And then, when the money is spent on virtual breakthroughs and a non-illusory plasticine, the creak intelligentsia will stand up, sniff and shout over the ocean: “And you want us to fight against them, endure curses, be known as traitors, risk ourselves and our own a country for your sake, including safety - in poverty, for miserable pennies? ”

Well, you’re straight to our soul

[saag]

Quote: Buran

Well, you’re straight to our soul

pattern of thinking however i don't like the crowd

[kush62]

saag (1) Today, 19:18 New
Well, if the author wrote something similar, but in the style that a referendum was held in Alaska and she was ready to join the Russian Federation, then there would be a jingoistic patriotic roar and the bells would be sounded like a bomb for three days :-)

No . if you wrote how bad everything is. how they all profiled, Then the opposition would have had joy.
Grandmother came to the savings bank, and there is no line. My darling went to the post office, maybe there’s even a mess there. And then there is nowhere to lament.

[Amper]

Nonsense!
The writer does not know the basics.
There is nothing about the unpredictable effect of the sacred waters of the Vod-KA River on warriors, and indeed the population as a whole, which at the same time is knee-deep in the sea.
The deadly weapon of Shap-ka.
And the magic cliche Po-Shli-Na .., URR-A, Yes-Eat!
No I do not believe!
In garbage!

[Baloo]

Di-van-ny wrote slurred crap. Negative for the lack of specificity, logic, argumentation, clogging of the air.

[konvalval]

Did you understand what you wrote?

[Ilotan]

The plot is far-fetched and naive, literary presentation is mediocre, but I want to write - my hands are itching. Conclusion: the author belongs to a not so rare species - "ordinary graphomaniac"

[andj61]

Quote: Ilotan

Conclusion: the author belongs to a not so rare species - "ordinary graphomaniac"

Normally written if there is a sense of humor!
We graphomaniacs are stubborn people!
You can’t intimidate us
We are not intimidated by a worthless review:
All files will be erased - we will write in a new one!

[Ilotan]

Write, since it is absolutely unbearable. Whatever the child would amuse, if only he would not hang himself.

[Grigorievich]

After reading the article, in addition to the emoticon, nothing came to mind.

[voyaka uh]

"- Maybe Ting-Poo had his own cunning plan?" ///

The author’s plan, apparently, is strong ... Flatters on the couch and on literary thoughts
knocks out ...

[sertar]

You are so serious here, well, just like a bulldozer in first gear. Just reading smile. It’s funny.

[Aibolit64]

Sheer nonsense.

[serg. 75]

I say that the author sticks NEXT !!!

[LukaSaraev]

Quote: GUS

Ban something

What's the point? Read and not that. Can Lukashenka ban? Or psaki?

Without women, life is boring. Without fools - unbearable ...

[Gardamir]

The main mistake of the author Div Gen. therein. that he wanted to tell the truth where it is not needed. For the inhabitants of the putinoid tribe have long looked in the distorting mirror of Lies. They are ready to win without war. They rejoice at the deaths of Donbass children, for "Krymnash". They buy up to 5 TVs to take revenge on the evil Banam. They don't remember. when they hit them with a hammer, so they forgot the past. But everything was already.

[stas52]

The main mistake of the author of this stuffing is that in the event of a nuclear war, which he described, China will also be wiped off the face of the earth in China, unlike the author, they understand this.
There are only two countries that in this case have the smallest chance of all possible for salvation, these are Australia and New Zealand. And that’s only because they are very far away and nobody needs them.

[Commissar of the NKVD]

I have long said that vodka is poison. And in combination with zaborotoy grass - generally a poison - the Ebola virus will die instantly. Only the Pan Commandant is more powerful than the virus; it did not kill him.

[Old warrior]

Well and nonsense!

[will go]

Quote: Gardamir

The main mistake of the author Div Gen. therein. that he wanted to tell the truth where it is not needed. For the inhabitants of the putinoid tribe have long looked in the distorting mirror of Lies. They are ready to win without war. They rejoice at the deaths of Donbass children, for "Krymnash". They buy up to 5 TVs to take revenge on the evil Banam. They don't remember. when they hit them with a hammer, so they forgot the past. But everything was already.

Duc like our army decided on Ukraine, and have already gone to the second round! And they just gave it with a hammer, because they forgot how Ukrainians were to us s.r.a.l. and twenty years old, they are brothers, they are children. But we certainly are not happy about children's deaths, but the Ukrainians are already jumping up and down. And we, our dear, are not zombies, we are sending convoys there.

[Gardamir]

Baby you learn to read. and then show the teeth. Convoys talking? Infrastructure must be restored, but you won’t be fed up with handouts.
And finally. the convoy is not Russian, oh, you are patriotic.

[ik0]

crap be3 comments

[free]

did the sofa general start to spoil something, or did I understand something wrong? in any case, a nuclear war will not leave anyone a chance, even if you ensure that the missiles are not undermined in its territory, radiation knows no boundaries, is the sofa general a word (is it not the case with the stool troops?) !

[qQQQ]

The reincarnation of an old joke of the late 70s. Brezhnev and Carter are sitting and eating a balanza, one with a spoon, gouging on their foreheads: - They were shortened, the second with the first bowl in the face: - They were disarmed. The Chinese man comes in: “Well, they bit me, and now I’m on the cameras.”

[smart Fox]

Dear author, you need to go to a page of some fan fiction, you have confused sites.

[bes513]

Aftarrr! I wish you immediately and certainly to go on a fascinating erotic journey to the area of ​​the male (and precisely male) genital organ !! And in fellow travelers you will end up with a wurst or someone else (I’m just scared worse). With this you and my intracranial cockroaches from Belgorod (we make a mistake here). D.

[shinobi]

But why the hell did they put it on display? Has the owner changed the resource? Or how? Something painfully often began to publish an open crap.

[Oldwiser]

They say that the site was subjected to a "massive DDos attack" - so the "results went" ...

[urrawpot]

1. Nuclear war yesterday. For a long time already, from what is more or less known, geotectonic weapons, nuclear weapons are resting. And we are ahead of the rest in development.
2.Russia refuses "green paper" and quietly drains it, exchanging it for rubles, because very soon it will be necessary to buy rubles, yuan, bunnies ... in order to buy something from us.
Remember my word. People from KOB (concept ...) write about this too. Wait or survive not long left !!!
Putin well done!

[Pomah]

can go to children's tales completely, and not half ...?

[Ajevgenij]

And I liked it. Such an alternative bike is quite suitable for evening reading before bedtime. The main thing is that it remains a tale ...

[Makarych]

And I’ll probably pump a glass (albeit night in the yard). Rave!

[pensioner]

SW Couch General. Stop posing as a writer. Not yours. Here already ...

[langeron]

Today is his second throw

[Tambov Wolf]

Let's minus. An article with a hint. As long as liberoids rule, you can all come out with drooling, there won’t be any sense. And while at the helm of Tin-Pu, as they say in the article, we will be ruled by Me-two, Nabi-u, U- hatch, and the Horses and Echoes of sound in the mountains will not touch you to listen to them. And when some of the young and early begin to cut, remember the two and a half million jobs promised to you and the implementation of the May decrees, which are already three years are not fulfilled. In the ninety-first, they also yelled, how did this turn out? Disintegration. Now you’ll also sing ur, you mustache correctly, then with age look what will happen next.

[BMP-2]

Well, well, do you think if there will be Na-Val-No, I-Vlin-, Ka-Spa-Rov something will change? You are right, will change. And it will be like now in Ukraine. Only four times bigger ...

[Pushkar]

Beautiful satire, although I do not agree with all the conclusions of the article. Thank you, I laughed heartily, even if the article is based on an ancient Chinese parable about two tigers fighting in the valley and the king of monkeys watching this from the mountain.

[aba]

"- And along the road the dead with scythes stand ...
- Nonsense-I-II..." (with)

[Lumumba]

Yes ... Well, the article ...

DOCTOR-A-A-A !!! 11

[Lumumba]

Quote: Alf

Quote: wks
And after its end, the largest surviving mammal would be no larger than a rat,

Still cockroaches would survive and the Cubans, no cholera takes them.

And Hiro Onoda :)

[Alf]

Quote: Lumumba

Quote: Alf
Quote: wks
And after its end, the largest surviving mammal would be no larger than a rat,

Still cockroaches would survive and the Cubans, no cholera takes them.

And Hiro Onoda :)

And he will not know that an Armageddian happened.

[if else]

Most of the comments aroused my sincere inspiration and optimism, for the great man said: “A flock of rams led by a lion is better than a flock of lions led by a ram ...” (Napoleon Bonaparte). That's just left to find a lion.

[dmitrich]

Quote: if else

Most of the comments aroused my sincere inspiration and optimism, for the great man said: “A flock of rams led by a lion is better than a flock of lions led by a ram ...” (Napoleon Bonaparte). That's just left to find a lion.

so you have neither one nor the other, you have a pig leader!

[Mountain shooter]

Vile reading. The author writes that in a couple of thousand years, humanity will be in the Middle Ages.
And no one wants to estimate where humanity will be in 50 years while maintaining the "consumer" model of development?

[Hleb]

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[if else]

Dmitrich (2). Don't try to prove that you are smarter than Napoleon. And what does this have to do with pigs? Napoleon probably saw pigs as excellent food for his soldiers. He accurately and succinctly expressed that if the commander-in-chief is not a sheep (and he is clearly not a sheep), then in order to win, the army must unquestioningly carry out the orders of the commander-in-chief, even if it seems to someone that the orders are incorrect or stupid, and they themselves are smarter than the commander-in-chief.

[Sasha Belyaeva]

Dear Couch General, you are trying to throw pearls (to warn of danger), not realizing that people lacking imagination a priori cannot have the gift of foresight.
Everything is written correctly, but the scenario that will lead to these consequences seems a little different to me:
It is known from open sources that after the collapse of the USSR, several nuclear warheads stored on the territory of Ukraine were “lost.” They are believed to be in the USA. In the event of a threat of the Russian army entering the territory of South-East Ukraine, these warheads or one of them could be detonated, for example, in Crimea in the Sevastopol Bay, which would cause detonation and ignition of hydrogen sulfide layers of the Black Sea and the release of gas onto the coast of the entire Black Sea basin. The result will be the death of the Russian Black Sea Fleet and residents of coastal cities.
It will look like Ukraine’s liberation war against Russian aggression.
The next step will be to provoke an Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict. Russia (102 military base) and Turkey (a NATO member) will inevitably be drawn into it. A big Russian-Turkish war will begin in the Caucasus. NATO will deploy its forces around the perimeter of Russia. The US fleet will be deployed incl. in the Pacific Ocean and blocks the supply of energy resources to China by sea. The IS army will take control of Syria and link up with the Turkish army in the Caucasus on one side and enter Central Asia through Afghanistan on the other. Gas pipelines from Turkmenistan to China will be cut and it will be under an energy blockade.
In this situation, with Russia exhausted by the war, China will make the only choice possible for it and will take control of the Altai and Power of Siberia gas pipelines (if they have been built by that time) or gas and oil fields to ensure its own energy security and prevent them capture by Japan.
Perhaps formal guarantees will be given to the leadership of the Russian Federation, for the population of the occupied territories of Siberia and the Far East. Thus, Siberia and the Far East will be cut off from the Russian Federation along the Ural ridge, after which the Japanese will land on the islands of the Kuril chain, Sakhalin and the Pacific coast of the Russian Federation, and the Americans will land on Chukotka.

This is the part of the scenario that concerns Russia.

Perhaps this is the reason why the GDP does not send troops to Ukraine and is trying to come to an agreement with the West, while simultaneously rearming the army...

P.S. The concept when the strength of our defense was directly proportional to the number of “oaks” (hurray-patriots) in our army has irrevocably sunk into oblivion. The architecture of the world is determined by “high-quality brains”, not by brainwashed “scammers”.

P.P.S I predict that the number of minuses will exceed the number of pluses. This will once again confirm "P.S".

[Oldwiser]

A blonde with brains is a “terrible force”!

[Sasha Belyaeva]

Quote: bes513

Aftarrr! I wish you immediately and certainly to go on a fascinating erotic journey to the area of ​​the male (and precisely male) genital organ !! And in fellow travelers you will end up with a wurst or someone else (I’m just scared worse). With this you and my intracranial cockroaches from Belgorod (we make a mistake here). D.

And you too (go there). You need to be more polite.

[bes513]

Noble Donna! Regarding being more polite... You know, in my native collective farm there is no concept of “tolerance” or anything attached to it, which determined my attitude - to speak as it is. This armchair organism, which was not “directed” in such a politically correct way, in a sly, veiled form says that I am complete, incapable of counting two plus two and figuring out such a simple situation. Where there! He is an intellectual worker, accustomed to making money with the help of his “high-quality” brain, and not a pathetic mediocrity from the electoral masses, well, who delves.. into “childish substance”. The arrogant disgust of this opus caused the reaction you did not like. It looks like you and he are two boots in this?
The problem is... it’s these “high-quality brains” that brought Russia to where we are now. For example: I have an outbreak of necrobacteriosis in the area, and the main specialists of the agricultural holding - well, very “creative” and “high-quality brains” - do not know what to do with it, just like small children. And so everywhere I was.
Afterword. (I love Latin, but not in this case).
But you shouldn’t have attached the demotivator for the reason stated above. I didn’t insult you, so why the devil? D.

[Ryuuk]

I gave the article a plus. Still, in every fairy tale, there is some truth.

In Ukraine, it’s true that if we had already started, we had to finish it. Or then lead a more consistent line along it.

As for China, you really should be wary of it and at the moment it is stronger than us. We can fire at least a thousand missiles at him, but what does he need to lose? Even the loss of territory from radiation is not so painful, because he can gain territory up to the Urals.
And who will use these nuclear weapons? Who wants to live in a radioactive world later? Even a schizophrenic doesn’t want to))

In general, the article, in a somewhat unusual, hidden form, says that: our government is not consistent enough; China's problem is still much more real than people think; about the results that MAY, in one form or another, follow the not entirely thought-out actions of our government.

[sergbasic]

In modern realities, such an article is not good. Of course, there is no need for mischief. But why go to the other extreme? Minus.

[BecmepH]

What nonsense.... And what a meager fantasy.

[divangeneral]

Quote: Pushkar

Beautiful satire, although I do not agree with all the conclusions of the article. Thank you, I laughed heartily, even if the article is based on an ancient Chinese parable about two tigers fighting in the valley and the king of monkeys watching this from the mountain.

Thank you. you are one of the few who realized that this is satire.

[divangeneral]

Quote: retired

SW Couch General. Stop posing as a writer. Not yours. Here already ...

not everyone will agree with you

[divangeneral]

Quote: Ajevgenij

And I liked it. Such an alternative bike is quite suitable for evening reading before bedtime. The main thing is that it remains a tale ...

Amen

[divangeneral]

Quote: free

did the sofa general start to spoil something, or did I understand something wrong? in any case, a nuclear war will not leave anyone a chance, even if you ensure that the missiles are not undermined in its territory, radiation knows no boundaries, is the sofa general a word (is it not the case with the stool troops?) !

do you follow my work?
don't take it all seriously, it's just satire.
so that without unnecessary jingoism, which has become abundant here.
Readers here have changed, not for the better. zombies too, although they are certainly far from Ukrainian ones

[divangeneral]

Quote: Ryuuk

I gave the article a plus. Still, in every fairy tale, there is some truth.

In Ukraine, it’s true that if we had already started, we had to finish it. Or then lead a more consistent line along it.

As for China, you really should be wary of it and at the moment it is stronger than us. We can fire at least a thousand missiles at him, but what does he need to lose? Even the loss of territory from radiation is not so painful, because he can gain territory up to the Urals.
And who will use these nuclear weapons? Who wants to live in a radioactive world later? Even a schizophrenic doesn’t want to))

In general, the article, in a somewhat unusual, hidden form, says that: our government is not consistent enough; China's problem is still much more real than people think; about the results that MAY, in one form or another, follow the not entirely thought-out actions of our government.

thank you too.
I compare the assessments and understand that there are very few adequate people left.
some aggressive, patriotic zombies.
You also need to think with your head. even if you don’t like someone else’s point of view, so what, is it possible to insult another author?
zombies. in a word.

[divangeneral]

Quote: Sasha Belyaeva

Dear Couch General, you are trying to throw pearls (to warn of danger), not realizing that people lacking imagination a priori cannot have the gift of foresight.
Everything is written correctly, but the scenario that will lead to these consequences seems a little different to me:
It is known from open sources that after the collapse of the USSR, several nuclear warheads stored on the territory of Ukraine were “lost.” They are believed to be in the USA. In the event of a threat of the Russian army entering the territory of South-East Ukraine, these warheads or one of them could be detonated, for example, in Crimea in the Sevastopol Bay, which would cause detonation and ignition of hydrogen sulfide layers of the Black Sea and the release of gas onto the coast of the entire Black Sea basin. The result will be the death of the Russian Black Sea Fleet and residents of coastal cities.
It will look like Ukraine’s liberation war against Russian aggression.
The next step will be to provoke an Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict. Russia (102 military base) and Turkey (a NATO member) will inevitably be drawn into it. A big Russian-Turkish war will begin in the Caucasus. NATO will deploy its forces around the perimeter of Russia. The US fleet will be deployed incl. in the Pacific Ocean and blocks the supply of energy resources to China by sea. The IS army will take control of Syria and link up with the Turkish army in the Caucasus on one side and enter Central Asia through Afghanistan on the other. Gas pipelines from Turkmenistan to China will be cut and it will be under an energy blockade.
In this situation, with Russia exhausted by the war, China will make the only choice possible for it and will take control of the Altai and Power of Siberia gas pipelines (if they have been built by that time) or gas and oil fields to ensure its own energy security and prevent them capture by Japan.
Perhaps formal guarantees will be given to the leadership of the Russian Federation, for the population of the occupied territories of Siberia and the Far East. Thus, Siberia and the Far East will be cut off from the Russian Federation along the Ural ridge, after which the Japanese will land on the islands of the Kuril chain, Sakhalin and the Pacific coast of the Russian Federation, and the Americans will land on Chukotka.

This is the part of the scenario that concerns Russia.

Perhaps this is the reason why the GDP does not send troops to Ukraine and is trying to come to an agreement with the West, while simultaneously rearming the army...

P.S. The concept when the strength of our defense was directly proportional to the number of “oaks” (hurray-patriots) in our army has irrevocably sunk into oblivion. The architecture of the world is determined by “high-quality brains”, not by brainwashed “scammers”.

P.P.S I predict that the number of minuses will exceed the number of pluses. This will once again confirm "P.S".

I'm just scared by people who don't accept an alternative point of view.
this article is a satirical joke, a banter dystopia, but look, almost no one understood this, only 5-6 people.

[divangeneral]

Quote: GUS

Ban what? Forever, this author is not taking it there.

Are you the only one who knows where it needs to go?

[divangeneral]

Quote: BMP-2

An alternative is that which leads to the same result, but in a different way. Nonsense can only lead to the hospital!

There are also alternative points of view

[riding]

It turned out to be an interesting fairy tale, purely oriental.