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Integrity revolution

Integrity revolutionI fully support the initiative of Dmitry Yarosh, who was wanted in Russia for war crimes, to organize our beloved Maidan. The reason is more than suitable: 21 November, an Afghan Tajik wrote on Facebook, it's time to go. And tens of thousands of office hamsters rebelled against the bloody regime of Viktor Yanukovych, as well as Sasha Dentist, who took away the most precious property of every mature Ukrainian - the right to determine their sexual and European orientation. A terrible crime against humanity, Conchita Wust and transvestite beavers, raised the masses on the Maidan.

And now again there is a reason. So it is: 21 November, every year, Ukrainians gather on the Maidan and jump there. There was, however, a period when they missed ten Maidans in a row. But the reason is more than respectful, because Yushchenko, a bitch, with her acne, brought the country to the handle and blew it up, such a nit (this is not a very rude expression), faith in the bright ideals of the dioxin revolution. For ten long years, non-governmental public organizations, network managers, charitable foundations, extremely honest journalists in grant juices, opinion leaders, zadroty, and simply not indifferent citizens registered with psychiatric institutions could not carry out a “gidnosti” revolution. Strange, isn't it? The need was because the regime barbarously kept the hryvnia exchange rate at around eight per dollar, mocked pensioners and state employees, raising social benefits for them for a miserable two to five hundred hryvnias, but somehow failed to gather on the Maidan. Perhaps there was a shortage of an Afghan Tadjik brought up by Levochkin in the spirit of loyalty to the Firtash group, a developed social network, a team from the US Embassy. Hard to say. But, I repeat, everything has finally worked out, and every year people gather in Kiev to overthrow another regime, distorting the bright ideals of the revolution that took place a year ago.

This, I repeat, is a completely logical mini-cycle, to which the country is simply doomed. If not Yarosh, then someone else will definitely gather friends on Independence, set up tents and announce an indefinite protest action. Fortunately, this time all social activists called upon the people of Kiev and the guests of the capital to gather in front of the burnt down House of Trade Unions. What these meetings lead to, we know perfectly well.
The oil tank turned upside down, and the Tajik wrote the same post as last time: “Exit, yes, on the Maidan, you don’t need to take the party flag, you just have to stand and jump sometimes, because five thousand hryvnias work in parliament per month".

All the prerequisites for the “revolution of integrity” (working title) are ripe. First, Putin - x ... lo. Secondly, the hryvnia slipped twice. Thirdly, a bloody regime was established in the country, betraying the interests of the revolution. Fourth, Europe has betrayed Ukraine and does not allow it into its bosom until 2020. Fifth, the agricultural season is over, the piglets are still too early to cut and you can go to work in Kiev, where free feeding and happy pre-Christmas festivities with songs “Palala Shina ..” are planned. I think the unified impulse of the office masses, with the support of the first heroes of Maidan, cannot be stopped. The war has got everyone, so the new Maidan promises to be dynamic and spectacular. The presidential administration was suspicious of something, since they began to focus frantically on yet another favorite holiday of the people - the day of the famine. Large-scale celebrations are planned, and for this purpose a record number of high-quality Ketai candles has been purchased, which will symbolize Putin’s crimes in the thirties of the last century. However, the patriots are serious. Moreover, the compensating show - the Verkhovna Rada of the new convocation with fresh clowns and Europeans - has not begun.

There is a shocking information. Not only did Russian terrorists intend to carry out a terrorist attack against a government delegation of gay Dutchmen who, for reasons that were not clear, wanted to visit the Malyshev plant. This, citizens, is simply nonsense compared to the regime's plan to establish a bloody Christmas tree in the center of Kiev. Everybody understands what is going on. Again, they will disperse children who peacefully thumps in front of a woman on a hefty phallus. No wonder that the Minister of Internal Affairs, Arsen Avakov, said that prostitutes, drug addicts and cattle are gathering on Independence Square. He owns some information.

In the US embassy, ​​the idea of ​​a new Maidan is only being analyzed. The sources of financing have not been determined, since Firtash for some reason decided that the current parliamentary representation is sufficient for him. However, by default, the new hero of the revolution is known, who with an unwavering hand will lead the country to meet the bullets with a cobalt tip, low-power nuclear shells and the Omsk Airborne Division. This time there will be no mistakes with the three leaders.
And no, this is not Yarosh, who, according to analysts from the Psaki office, is discrediting the bright ideal of the European future of the nation. The name of the new hero is Arseniy Yatsenyuk. He, according to the general opinion expressed during the operational redistribution of voting results, is intended to be Adam Smith, Saint-Simon and Kennedy in one person. Perhaps there will even be snipers. Maidan so Maidan. The city has accumulated large reserves of summer rubber and alcohol. If you add a few cash dollars to them (no more than two Hercules airplanes at a time), then you get quite a decent "revolution of integrity." Oh yeah, I forgot to explain why the "integrity". This, of course, is not about the anus of Mr. Lyashko, which, as even schoolchildren know, has remained untouched. In general, sexual parallels in this case are absolutely inappropriate. This is when Yegor Sobolev (the “Self-Satisfaction” organization) is outraged about the disappearance from the prelude to the coalition agreement of the topic of “deputy non-negotiation”, it is possible to laugh. Yegorka knows what he is talking about, since he lost this “non-power generation” during intense discussions with another leader of the second Maidan. Understandably, he insists on the total loss of “non-negotiability”, since such a scenario in the Rada sharply brings Ukraine’s European perspective and increases the number of good and understanding coalition partners.

In this case, we are talking about the territorial integrity of Ukraine, which must be urgently restored. One great power - from Brussels to the Urals. Sounds romantic and impressive. The topic is not a single psychiatric study. But it is in the future. In the meantime, since Putin is x ... lo, one should immediately invade Russia in order to cut off the Kremlin top from gas. Gas is ours. And the Crimea, of course, too. Since Europe frowns in disgust at the sight of patriots in sweat and armor, the time has come to integrate into the EU without any association agreements and other nonsense. What could keep a million people on the Polish border if they came with tires and shields? Never mind! And just then a new page will begin in the era of the Ukrainian state. Everything will end immediately: both the ATO, and the hryvnia, and the dollar. A general lustration and purification of power will be held, during which only the veche of Maidan will remain. And he, in the end, lyustriruyut. The nation will remain in its purest form. No impurities. And start a new Maidan. Ukraine is a distinctive, unique state, which can exist only in the format of revolutions. Amen.

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  1. DMB-75
    DMB-75 19 November 2014 05: 28
    ... and add not even what, but Yarosh on a dumbbell, let him jump negative
    1. Giant thought
      Giant thought 19 November 2014 09: 56
      Let them jump, you see the last brains fly.
    2. mihasik
      mihasik 19 November 2014 14: 35
      Alexander Zubchenko, as always, "burns". A bold plus to the Author!))
  2. Revolver
    Revolver 19 November 2014 05: 49
    indignant over the disappearance from the prelude to the coalition agreement of the theme of “deputy lack of fabrication”
    Jump and smoke another - maybe it will stick.wassat
  3. mamont5
    mamont5 19 November 2014 06: 09
    "The US Embassy is only analyzing the idea of ​​a new Maidan. The sources of funding have not been identified,"

    That's right, until they decide whether they need this mess, in the form of a "new Maidan", nothing will happen. There is no Maidan without money. Who will bring the "cookies"?
  4. siberalt
    siberalt 19 November 2014 06: 48
    There will be a maidan. And not only in Kuev. Tension in society does not subside, but grows. In addition, the population has weapons. In the APU problem, people still do not know about the true losses in the war. Everyone is waiting for what the newly elected Council will say. And time is running out. And from that no one is easier.
    1. Egoza
      19 November 2014 09: 41
      Quote: siberalt
      There will be a maidan

      Here is Andrei Vajra of the same opinion ....
      Ukraine on the eve of the new Maidan
      On Friday and Saturday (November 21-22) on the Maidan, in addition to the official celebration of the same ... in which the country found itself as a result of the Maidan "revolutions", the beginning of a new "correct" Maidan is also expected. Some individuals are already going to pitch tents.
      "We collect assets on the square, pass them on through our connections, so that they can prepare for the week - bring tools, tents, because we will be there around the clock, " - Andrei Khoma, a representative of a certain Maidan Coordination Council, told reporters (he was one of the leaders of the Maidan at the last stage of its existence). - "We will act according to the situation, there is no goal to capture buildings yet, and we use a large number of people to adopt a new declaration. "NOT YET (NB) ...
      It seems like the Maidan residents have already prepared a kind of "declaration", which, as the Maidan activists say, “Proclaim the Maidan the supreme power. For two years, he will announce a transition period, will form a Government of National Salvation, one of the branches of which will be represented by Maidan activists, the other by politicians, executors: president, prime minister, Cabinet of Ministers, Rada. ” And if the declaration is not accepted, the Maidan people are going to promote it by all means available to them.
      Neofascists, mixed with racists, will also take part in the rally. "Revenge", whose activists participated in the October kicking near Rada, is the initiator of the Student March. November 21, at 19:00, at the Shevchenko monument in Kiev, he collects young animals in the Right column, which will go down to the Maidan.
      “The government and the collaboration president have forgotten what popular anger is. Students, as the vanguard of the revolution, will remind them that we all remember and will not forgive, there are many of us, and we are stronger than ever, ”they wrote in the Revenge group on VKontakte.
      As I understand it, on the 21st, everyone who is tired of the unbearable boredom and severity of post-Maidan life will come to the Maidan. A new formation of "revolutionaries" has grown up. In general, it looks like it will be fun.

      Long live the Maidan!
      Andrew Vajra
    2. Penelope
      Penelope 19 November 2014 14: 35
      Ukraine is full of surprises, probably, it will surprise us more than once.
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  5. Don Cesar
    Don Cesar 19 November 2014 07: 44
    I liked the article. it’s kind of necessary to laugh, but for some reason it’s not funny
  6. Zomanus
    Zomanus 19 November 2014 08: 02
    Outside the ruin, generally interesting things are expected. And if the local radicals and other fascists do not breed motions with truces and the fulfillment of treaties, we will be able to observe the collapse of the state. Funny should be a sight ... if you watch from the side.
  7. Ratmir
    Ratmir 19 November 2014 08: 51
    Thanks to Alexander Zubchenko. Political satire, as always, not in the eyebrow, but in the eye !!! hi
    1. Nikolav
      Nikolav 19 November 2014 09: 44
      Admins in VO love publishing Zubchenko. And I love reading it!)))
  8. svp67
    svp67 19 November 2014 09: 43
    No comments. The result of one of the anonymous polls on the Ukrainian site ...

    What has changed the Maidan in your life?
    23% - I'm tired of politics and wait for it to end
    20% - I am waiting for a new Maidan
    14% - I started to appreciate my country
    12% - I am proud that I am Ukrainian and live in this period of formation
    11% - I was disappointed in the ideas of the Maidan
    9% - I look forward to when Ukraine becomes a member of the EU
    9% - I lost my job and income
    2% - Life has become better, life has become more fun
    1% - I lost my relatives and friends during the ATO
    0% - Maidan has opened up new opportunities for me
  9. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 19 November 2014 10: 49
    Twenty-three years ago, Ukraine began the era of great upheavals of the foundations of statehood, the Maidan era, which continues to this day, any crest will give one hundred odds to any expert on the organization of Maidan, you won’t drink any experience, maybe in time Ukraine will be called the state of the country of Maidan and other states they will study the best practices of Ukropia in the production of Maidan and Ukrainians with pride and looking high on the rest of the world, will share the experience of group races against the background of yellow-blue coloring of fields, forests, streets and houses.
  10. Aibolit64
    Aibolit64 19 November 2014 11: 58
    The situation outside the outskirts seems such that it becomes scary and insulting for a recently adequate people.
  11. KBR109
    KBR109 19 November 2014 12: 15
    Well, the news is fabulous. Yesterday in Uglich celebrated the birthday of Santa Claus. And today it became known that this character is prohibited in Ukraine. Yes, yes, together with the granddaughter, the Snow Maiden. From now on, only Santa Claus with all the relevant bells and whistles (striped stockings, deer, etc.) are planned closer to Christmas already and the burning of stuffed animals of our beloved characters. After such an unfriendly act, Grandfather simply considers it his duty to shake the old days, put on a general's uniform, and go to avenge the traitors. But already alone. Without the Snow Maiden. Children do not belong in war. God grant that it would be so ...
    1. pensioner
      pensioner 19 November 2014 13: 00
      Quote: KBR109
      Without the Snow Maiden. Children do not belong in war.

      And when were our Snow Maidens afraid of war ??
  12. pensioner
    pensioner 19 November 2014 12: 55
    Integrity revolution
    Those. violate integrity - and jump? So what the hell? what
  13. drags33
    drags33 19 November 2014 13: 10
    ukro-ruin - the territory of the eternal Maidan ... I don’t know of another country like this, where people jump so briskly!
  14. Darek
    Darek 19 November 2014 15: 42
    I do not really like popcorn, but stocked up. I'm waiting for the start of the next show of jumpers.
  15. Charles_NK
    Charles_NK 19 November 2014 17: 35
    ... Europe has betrayed Ukraine and will not let into its fold until 2020

    That is what the author is a cultured person, even curses culturally. We must take into service. Go to the fold! Not in the fold, not in the red army. etc. laughing