Insanity of the week. Radical Shukhevych, the invasion of Kobzonov and Porechenkov's “safari”
Author Ukraina.Ru Oksana Skoda analyzes the actions and statements of Ukrainian politicians. Ukraine elected a new parliament. With a minimum turnout with the maximum stuffing of ballots and confrontations with the parliament, all the color of the nation available in the country passed. The color is so colorful that involuntarily begs the question, traditional for Ukraine: why do psychiatrists stay idle in the country? The valiant CEC had not yet had time to officially announce the entire list of rogues and parasites, but potential “public servants” had already begun to delight them with their statements.
The most Svidomo of all Svidomo Tajiks, Mustafa Nayem, who rushed into the Rada on the lists of the presidential bloc, is disappointed with the low rates of military labor of the legislators. “For 5 thousand hryvnia, I will not work in parliament. In Kiev, it is impossible to live on 5 of thousands of hryvnias, ”said the Ukrainian winner, which supposedly caused a wave of compassion from the Ukrainian state employees and pensioners to his person. Responsive residents of Kiev are not opposed to dumping on food to the Ukrainian-speaking tajik and providing him with tokens to travel to the subway in case Mustafa suddenly has to sell his motorcycle, acquired by overworking for long years of work in the Ukrainian Truth.
Naima was supported by “not only everyone, few did it from among the newly elected parliamentarians” (ed. - a reference to Klitschko’s famous statement “Today, not everyone can watch tomorrow. Not everyone can see it more correctly, only few can do it ").
For example, the future legislators Cossack Gavrylyuk and centurion Parasyuk, as former unemployed, are satisfied with five thousand - this is a good help for their family budgets. Plus, free housing in the capital and other deputy privileges. The boys are delighted: not in vain on the Maidan galloping!
I agree to work for 5 thousand hryvnia and the son of the commander of the UPA Roman Shukhevych Yuri, now - the radical from Lyashko. But with one condition: if in the process of work it is possible to “resume the Ukrainian Ukraine from Tisza across the Caucasus”. “Ukraine, first of all, should regain Kuban. And in what way, you know. And do not think that there is such an unambiguous position in the Kuban, that everyone there believes that they are Russian. Far from it. Kuban Cossacks know their origin. And they will come back to us. I mean the territory. This also applies to other lands that are inhabited by Ukrainians. In 1926, a piece of Slobozhanshchina was cut off, now Belgorod is there. This is the Southern Don. These lands, of course, must express the initiative to join Ukraine, ”explained Shukhevych. On the eve of the Crimean referendum, the Internet was pawed by sentimental recognition "I am a Crimean, the daughter of an officer, we are not so simple." We are expecting from a Galician, the son of a Bandera criminal with an ambiguous perception of the realities, a campaign tour of the territories indicated by him with the aim of attaching them to Ukraine. Therefore, the Kuban Cossacks should now stock up on popcorn and think about their origin, at the same time preparing the script for Shukhevych’s protocol meeting in the Kuban.
While the aged adept of the Hitler Youth is developing a plan to incite the Kuban Cossacks, the commander of the punitive battalion "Dnepr-1", the people's deputy from the "Popular Front" Yatsenyuk Yuriy Bereza, is ready to send the victorious National Guard to conquer Russia. “We are ready now to go forward and enter the Russian Federation. To enter the reconnaissance detachments, sabotage groups ... to undermine in the territory of the Russian Federation ... ", - he said on the talk show" Schuster Live ". That is, the militia of electricians, miners, taxi drivers and teachers in the “Ukrainian Donbass”, presumably, “lossless heroes” are already peremogly ... Now you can go to Moscow!
A lump in my throat, tears are wrapped around, for the indescribably grief of those who haven’t fallen into the current parliament: “Svoboda”, which stood at the origins of the Maidan, flew at the elections like plywood over Kolomyya ... could not melt the cold hearts of Galich voters.
In Lviv district No. 116, the victory was won by Irina Podolyak, nominated by the “Self-help” party (41,20%), while the “eagle” gained only 16,35% of votes. Before recovering from the flight interrupted by the enemy political strategists, the proud bird said: “I thank the slaves for not choosing the nationalist path. For this is not a slavish thing - to vote for her majesty's national idea! The price of tax collectors - small coins technology. " Technologies for the non-passage of Svoboda into the parliament, of course, were developed by the Kremlin: Oleg Tyagnibok accused the Russian government of his defeat and noted that Putin and his agents were to blame for everything. “We know who is doing everything to prevent Freedom from entering the parliament: it’s Vladimir Putin and his agents in Ukraine. Proof of this is an exemplary statement by Foreign Minister Lavrov of the Russian Federation recognizing the elections to the Verkhovna Rada and readiness to cooperate with it, ”said Tyagnibok, after which he organized a rally requiem for deputy mandates outside the CEC building.
Flick a mean tear and return from Ukraine to Novorossia, which was visited with a concert by the People’s Artist of Russia and State Duma Deputy Iosif Kobzon. Kiev went into a stupor. “Iosif Kobzon grossly violated the national legislation of Ukraine, pinned on us, despite the ban on entry, as a petty smuggler of a shuttle, crossing our border illegally! Very soon, SBU experts will give a comprehensive legal assessment of the actions of this “guest performer”, said Markian Lubkivsky, an adviser to the head of the SBU, on Facebook.
While working at the Security Service of Ukraine on the assessment “in the complex”, Kobzon replied without any complexes: “Tell Lubkivsky ... I am going to my homeland, to the Donbass, where I was born and where my navel is buried ... I’m a people's artist of Ukraine the scum in the person of this employee of the SBU cannot even hint to me that I did not come to my homeland. Therefore, I do not care what they came up with drunk eyes. For me there is no prohibition.
The junta was hysterical: a new secret was invented weapon Russia in Ukraine - Kobzon! From the Internet, it is already possible to find out that the UAV drones fixed the invasion of Kobzon in Ukraine, and if Russia does not withdraw them, then the EU will expand sanctions.
Drain tanks, such as Tsenzor.net, specify: Russia introduced two Kobzon divisions from the GRU GS of the Russian Defense Ministry, a division of Pskov Kobzon, several Kobzon companies from the Omsk riot police, a company of Kobzon from the Tatar cavalry, and several Chechen and Dagestani Kobzon companies. Blogger Avakov assures that no Russian Kobzones will stop the heroic National Guard, which, according to Tymchuk's helmet, has no losses, as always.
And only Russia calmly keeps its mouth shut, agreeing that there are Kobzon in Novorossia, but these are Kobzon volunteers, and Kobzon shtatniki are in places of deployment and perform planned training and combat tasks.
The picture of the mass invasion of Kobzonov was colorfully painted by actor Mikhail Porechenkov, who brought the film “Poddubny” to Donetsk with his participation and starred with a machine gun near the airport in the helmet of the motorist military officer Zhenya Poddubny with the words “Press”.
Here, perhaps, let's clarify: the picture of the invasion of Kobzonov Porechenkov did not finish, but redrawed completely, because the junta immediately forgot about the concert of Joseph Davidovich. Therefore, the search for “comprehensive legal assessments” was immediately postponed to the “Agent of National Security”.
“We have evidence that Porechenkov didn’t limit himself to crimes at the Donetsk airport, he also organized a safari, during which he shot civilians. He hunted on the territory of Donetsk on Kievsky Avenue in the area of houses from 65 to 75 numbers. Moreover, he paid the money for this safari to terrorists. Thousands of dollars per person, 50 thousand was paid, ”- said the same Lubkivsky.
Recall that in August, the daughter of the head of the Security Service of Ukraine Valentina Nalyvaichenko Alina on her VKontakte page posted an ad inviting everyone to participate in the ATO in South-Eastern Ukraine. The tour for thrill seekers was advertised as entertaining, promising participants of the safari a comfortable bus, instruction, equipment, weapons and the ability to shoot howitzers at the “separatists”. Price issue - 500 US dollars. It turns out that in Ukraine this is a common practice that has given rise to competition in this area of business?
Meanwhile, Interior Ministry blogger Avakov on Facebook announced the initiation of a criminal case against Mikhail Porechenkov and the intention ... to extradite the actor! Based on the medical encyclopedia, this means the extraction of substances from various materials with the help of extractants in special devices called extractors. The extradition of criminals, whom Porechenkov considered to be, is “extraDition”. But why should Avakov know such details?
“We will make Porechenkova restricted to travel to civilized countries. Let him rest around the Arctic Circle and hunt polar bears, ”said blogger Avakov’s adviser Geraschenko on Facebook, probably anticipating how all civilized countries will act as extractors.
In addition, if the actor takes charge of the Hague Tribunal, which Porechenkova was intimidated by another political jester, the Svobodovets Yury Syrotyuk: “This is a war crime. The actor played a little because mercenary is a war crime according to the Vienna Convention. This is a crime without a statute of limitations, respectively, he must answer for the act. "
You must admit that such words from the neo-fascist’s mouth, whose friends and associates are exterminating the civilian population in the Donbas, sound like a toast during the many days of hard drinking.
But now the junta has a holiday: there is someone to write off all the previously hidden losses of the Armed Forces of Ukraine - to the Russian “terminator” Porechenkov, who in the movies for a few seconds destroys all enemy units. Therefore, films with the participation of the actor "separatist" in Ukraine can no longer be watched. The Interior Ministry is not advised. “Voluntarily refuse to show films with the participation of Mikhail Porechenkov - henceforth a member of the illegal armed gangs of the DPR - can and should be. This is only a question of civil responsibility and conscientiousness ... ”, said the vice blogger of the department Gerashchenko. Glory to Ukraine and its heroes!
In the meantime, the entire Ukrainian political party was carried away by the next games of patriots, the boss of All Ukraine Petro Poroshenko issued a decree "On urgent measures to provide additional social guarantees to certain categories of citizens", which for some reason went unnoticed. This document obliges the government to urgently take measures to establish custody, adoption, placement in foster families and family-type orphanages for children, one of whose parents died during an ATO military operation.
To say that this order is contrary to the norms of the Family Code of Ukraine and the Law "On Protection of Childhood" - to say nothing. After all, according to the law, only children who have the status of an orphan or a child deprived of parental care can be placed in custody and adoption, as well as in foster families and family-type orphanages, that is, children who have neither a father nor mothers.
“How to pass on the adoption of a child who, for example, his father died, but there is a mother? This is the height of cynicism, heartlessness and lack of professionalism! The President proposes the government to violate laws relating to the protection of children's rights, ”stressed the former children's ombudsman of Ukraine, Yuri Pavlenko. It turns out that after Russia banned giving orphans to countries where same-sex marriages are legalized, did Ukraine receive an order for the supply of expensive “goods”?
It is possible, because poverty in the Ukrainian house is knocking with both a rake and pitchfork: arms trade and organs of soldiers of the ATO soldiers will not be full. And the expected second loan tranche of 2,7 billion dollars this year in the IMF promises to pay only in the following. May be. If Ukraine will behave well. In the meantime, you will have to rely only on your own savings. And they, of course, no, so the payment of Russian gas is again under threat. As they say, rare gas will reach the middle of Ukraine. In the meantime, they say, a delegation of Somali pirates arrived in Kiev. To share experiences ...
And finally. The headlines of Ukrainian media 2 November, on election day in New Russia:
- “The General Staff of the Russian Federation“ has attached five regions of Ukraine ”to Russia”;
- "Putin is preparing 100-thousandth army to attack Kharkov, Dnepropetrovsk and Zaporozhye";
- “In the spring of 2015, a powerful invasion of the regular troops of the Russian Federation will occur”;
- “Russian troops will come to Ukraine in spring 2015 of the year, - US military expert”;
“Well, thank God, I will die, I guess, in Russian Warsaw, surrounded by grateful Poles,” commented Vladislav Brig on Facebook. So far, the curtain is ...
- Oksana Skoda
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