Inglourious Basterds

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Inglourious Basterds

The army of the “great and mighty” Pindostana has, from its very inception, been pleased with its imaginary victories not only the leadership of the country but the rest of the world. “Inglorious bastards” more than once found themselves in the center of attention of the world community, the media and military historians thanks to the inimitable ability to lose even with absolute superiority in manpower and technology.

“The forces are equal - we run”, this is not just a quote from “Star Wars”, it is spelled out in the charter of the US Armed Forces. I will remind only a few moments of “glorious combat stories”Troops“ great ”USkali:

Opening a second front in 1944. It shocked the Soviet command and the whole world with the unprecedented scale of the landing operation and the equally incompetent incompetence of the army leadership. Having landed, the Anglo - American troops, walking, leading the "hard" battles began slowly and reluctantly to close the Nazis, managing to lose a lot of military equipment and people, literally, overwhelming the Germans with corpses. This is despite the fact that the auxiliary troops of the Wehrmacht, that is, the rear men and convicts, the elderly and practically children, opposed the “valiant” brazenly-Americans. All combat-capable divisions of the Wehrmacht fought on the Eastern Front.

And then the Ardennes crisis “suddenly happened”, i.e. German offensive, which almost led to the complete defeat of the troops of the "valiant" allies. As a matter of fact, the Germans did not plan an offensive, it was all right. In reality, there was a retreat, or rather, an American force supported by the British. And it was caused by the speech of Hitler, in which he unambiguously and honestly promised to “hang all the blacks” taken prisoner.

“Brave” American monkeys unanimously rushed into a race to sow panic and chaos among their pale-minded brothers in mind, who quickly realized that the Germans who were not burdened with prejudices could at the same time use them. The front fell apart in three days. And the offensive of the Soviet troops, just begun at the request of Churchill and Roosevelt two weeks earlier, saved the Anglo-Pindos from a complete and crushing defeat ...

No less impressive are the operations of the American troops in the Pacific theater of military operations. For example, one of the textbook operations of the American warriors called “Cottage”:

Kiska Island was under Japanese occupation since the summer of 1942, when Japanese marines landed on the island and destroyed the meteorological station of the US Navy. Subsequently, a significant garrison was stationed on the island, which according to US intelligence was about 10 000 people.

In the area of ​​the island of Adak was concentrated more 100 ships, the assault forces comprised 29 000 US Cannons and 5 500. In addition, since the end of July, Kiska has been subjected to air raids and shelling from the sea. 13 August 1943, a training landing on Adak was made. The operation was scheduled for August 15. The operation took place with 15 to 24 August 1943 g. As a result, the island was captured.

American Losses (with Canadians) - 313 man killed and missing, damaged 1 destroyer.

And now attention, the most important thing.The Japanese command, conscious of the impossibility to defend a practically isolated island, decided to evacuate the garrison. July 28 (!), two weeks before the Americans landed (!!), whole garrison in the number of 5183 people within an hour plunged on 2 cruisers and 6 destroyers and, under the cover of fog, was evacuated to Paramushir.

With whom the Americans fought with terrible losses, history, and the Americans themselves prefer not to speak. I think it’s absolutely clear now why the Americans ’plans for 1945 for the year included at least five year war with japan, with the “planned level of casualties” being set at one million American soldiers per year.

The Soviet command destroyed the insidious plans of the American warriors completely defeating the Kwantung Army in less than two weeks, which saved the millions of American and Japanese soldiers and at the same time deprived American military concerns of super-profits. In impotent rage, the "lights" of democracy dropped two atomic bombs on peaceful Japanese cities without any military necessity.

... Those who remember the invasion of Americans in Vietnam are still alive. Despite the aspiration of the three American presidents to “establish democracy in Vietnam at any cost, even if it would have to destroy all Vietnamese”, the more than half a million army of American thugs could not cope with a tenfold weaker opponent, practically unarmed and without experience in hostilities. The Vietnamese in abundance had only one thing - hatred of the invaders.

Nevertheless, the Americans suffered a crushing defeat, losing tens of thousands of soldiers killed and wounded. Over three years, two thousand Soviet military advisers created from scattered armed partisan detachments a regular army welded by iron discipline, well trained and armed, and capable of resisting the Americans despite much more modest numbers.

Time does not stand still, and here the Americans once again sharpen a tooth on Iran. The seizure of the American Embassy caused the wrath of Faschistgton. For salvation Private Raina American spy diplomats were thrown a super-duper special forces, which not only managed to get lost, but also lose helicopters and weapons. I had to save the rescuers ... After some time, the diplomats were returned, almost intact, but this was already the path of diplomatic negotiations to which the Americans had to go under pressure from the main calibers fleet THE USSR.

The Soviet government, represented by grandfather Brezhnev, was hinting enough that the “escalation of military tensions” in the region directly bordering the USSR was “extremely undesirable” ... The entire super invincible aircraft carrier missile fleet of the country of evergreen democracy turned tail off the coast of Iran.

By the way, the destruction of Ben Laden’s d and n o u ruschego again played a cruel joke with the Americans, the destruction of futile people required four years of “observation,” two months of intensive preparation. As a result of the “carefully” prepared and carried out operation, the Khamerikantsy managed to lose the helicopter and kill the family of a high-ranking Pakistani officer and himself — instead of Bin Laden ...

The attempt to buy the silence of the Pakistani authorities was only partially successful, Pakistan remains silent about the true identity of the officer killed by the Americans, but took a tough stance towards the recent “strategic” partner, for it is well aware that the next in line after the mythical Bin Laden may be the leaders of Pakistan .

About the Yankees at the court of king arthur in Libya, you can write a lot, but is it worth it?

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  1. +6
    13 August 2011 10: 21
    Thanks for the article, what you need.
  2. +20
    13 August 2011 11: 47
    I think the article is definitely harmful. For all my dislike for the Anglo-Saxons in general and for the Pindos in particular, underestimating the enemy (and they are certainly not our friends) is fraught with deep disappointment. Such articles form harmful moods in society, such as "yes they are suckers", "yes, we will shower them with hats." We, in our richest military history, through such sentiments, had a lot of problems: Russian-Japanese 1904; Finnish, the beginning of World War II, when they were preparing to fight "with little blood on foreign territory." One first Chechen is worth something, with the famous statement of Pasha "Mercedes" about one airborne regiment, which he threatened to build up the whole of Chechnya. It is not necessary to scoff and gloat, but to comprehensively study someone else's experience, so as not to become a subject for ridicule, especially considering our far from rosy reality. Something like this ...
    1. German
      +8
      13 August 2011 12: 24
      no one considers the Yankees to be suckers. but the fact that the Pindos warriors are useless is a fact! even if the Afghan mujahideen respect the "Shuravi" as enemies, then they despise the Yankees, what kind of an army that cannot fight without biological totes and cold drinks? the morale (according to the Americans themselves) is useless ...
      1. Oleg
        +1
        16 August 2011 15: 49
        There are two films: "Letters from Iwo Jima" and "Flags of Our Fathers". About the battle for one island, but views from different sides. Shown including the rigidity and fanatical devotion of the Japanese. The qualities that characterize the nation have sown fear of the impending landing on large islands. We all know how the Americans got out of the situation.
        The adversary, although probable, should never be underestimated.
        Especially when financing his weapons is orders of magnitude larger than ours.
        Only the SPIRIT remains. The NPP seems to have mastered this spirit.
  3. +8
    13 August 2011 12: 46
    good and funny article to boost morale !!! wink
  4. BOSS
    +8
    13 August 2011 14: 12
    I liked the article very much:) Especially as African-Americans fled from the fact that Hitler promised to hang them)))
    Ordnung's rights cannot be underestimated, they are certainly not good fighters (because the nation is a merchant), but they are very cunning and vile, you should always keep an eye on them.
  5. kolstow
    +4
    13 August 2011 15: 33
    I absolutely agree with Ordnungom. In our history, unfortunately, there were mass environments, enormous senseless victims and hundreds of thousands of prisoners, and incompetent command and failed operations and catastrophic retreats ....
  6. +5
    13 August 2011 16: 22
    kolstow, AMERICANS NEVER WERE WAR OF SUCH SCALE. always fought with the obviously weakest enemy. figure out what would happen to them if the enemy were equal in power to them?
    1. ballian
      -3
      13 August 2011 17: 07
      Pozreoticheskaya article designed for the poor, :))))))))) about "rear officials and ostnikov" and "blacks" is strongly said :))))) "Filling with corpses" - the loss of allies in Normandy and in the future it is easy to see - they were more Germans.
      About the "defeat" in the Ardennes and the flight - this is a complete kapets - as you know, the German offensive in a week choked and failed despite the multiple German superiority in this sector and they were thrown back.
      Well, how can we do without "having defeated the Kwantung army in less than two weeks" - how ignorant one must be so as not to know that the Kwantung army surrendered for 10 days and was not yet defeated, but it had not yet been defeated
      Well and ignoramus - Japan capitulated immediately after and after the atomic bombing, and therefore the Americans did not have to land on the Japanese islands - then the Soviet army had just begun to advance in Manchuria. If the USSR could accelerate the surrender with anything, it was only by the fact of entering the war .
      In Vietnam, the United States fought with North Vietnam and not by some "scattered detachments" - as someone said about this war - the United States did not lose a single battle, but lost the war.
      About the "long-dead" Bin Laden - his wives and children were in his den - they didn't think to freeze such nonsense. etc......
      1. Svyatoslav
        +2
        16 August 2011 01: 35
        1. The Germans had more losses in Normandy due to the massive bombing of the American and British Air Force and Navy.
        2. The Ardennes offensive was stifled due to the fact that the most combat-ready units of the Germans were relocated to the east, and also because of the start of the Wisla-Oder operation.
        3. In my opinion, everyone knows that the encirclement and defeat of the Kwantung Army affected the surrender of Japan more than the atomic bombing of the Americans.
        4. As for the lost battles of the Vietnam War: Hue, Khesan.
        5. I don’t know anything about Bin Laden.
        And so the article is patriotic, but still you do not need to throw caps over it.
      2. 0
        17 August 2011 12: 14
        The Germans retreated in the Ardennes, after ours launched an unprepared offensive at the request of the "allies" ...
  7. Ivan
    +2
    13 August 2011 16: 48
    How are we going to "fight" such a Russian army?
  8. +8
    13 August 2011 17: 23
    "practically unarmed and having no combat experience" the Vietnamese fought and beat in front of the Americans for twenty years - from the Chinese, the Japanese, and in front of the Pindos they piled on the French. The Vietnamese were armed and very efficient guys. And their fighting spirit was generally something ... Pindos are not bad soldiers, as long as everything goes according to plan, and they retreat if something is broken in their plans - but they always come back. They simply do not like tough confrontations, their tactics are like that. So that they fled in panic (I'm talking about the mercenaries - the guys trained, served and experienced) - there was no such thing. They retreated - it was, but in an organized way. At the same time, they have serious (better than ours) tactical training, they shoot well, even offhand, they are in good physical shape, they do not drift in hand-to-hand combat. The equipment is much higher than ours, the communication is excellent. And they are not cowards - just life comes first for them, not duty. And to cover them indiscriminately is wrong, in history we have already paid for it more than once. Fighting with them (God forbid, of course) will be difficult, although we will still win.
  9. SAVA
    +1
    13 August 2011 18: 13
    RUSSIAN SOLDIER THE GREAT WARRIOR !!!!! - FROM WHICH THE BABY WILL BE REMOVED, RAPTED, WHICH ONE IN THE COUNTRY HOST ONE OF THE SCRUBS ONLY NOT HE. YOU DO NOT DO ANYTHING YOURSELF DO NOT PREVENT THE CHECHEN YOU SHOWN YOUR PLACE. ONLY IN THE UNION WITH BELARUS, UKRAINE AND OTHER BROTHERS WE WILL BE ABLE TO REPEAT, SURELY, BECAUSE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GO TO FIGHT AGAIN, AND WE ARE REMEMBRATED IN SUCCESS OF THE SOCIETY AFTER 5 YEARS ALREADY AFTER 10.
    1. raf
      +1
      14 August 2011 11: 53
      SAVA, I agree with you about an alliance with Belarus, Ukraine and other brothers. But about youth, I think you're wrong! This was shown by the same Chechnya! Remember how the Pskov paratroopers, 90 people opposed 2500 militants! We have good youth! And the article is certainly harmful. If you have to fight, then obviously not with cowards and fools!
    2. Owl
      0
      15 August 2011 14: 38
      When the Soviet generation leaves, no one will fight for their homeland
  10. +2
    13 August 2011 20: 51
    I remember that among the assessments of a potential adversary and, in particular, of the US soldiers was: "They cannot fight in difficult living conditions. Without Coca-Cola, they generally die." Maybe so. But underestimating the US Army is foolish. In modern conditions, they almost always justify the hopes of their political leadership. As there in bayonet attacks and in hand-to-hand combat, they will behave of course interesting. But they rely on technological methods and they don't kill people in vain, for this immediately comes the responsibility.
  11. +3
    13 August 2011 21: 06
    Not respecting a potential enemy, at least a tactical mistake. These are good warriors, that they can’t fight without cold Coke is not their weak side, but an advantage. So the rear is in order. Look, they mainly fight with military technology, but not living people. And US policy only relies on its own armed forces and the president feels authority on the world stage.
  12. 916-th
    +2
    13 August 2011 22: 44
    The article is really a little fond of cheers-patriotism. All experienced people understand this. GERMAN ORDER just voiced this understanding. I must say, voiced by gewichtig.

    For the Amero-Pindos-Afro-Yanko nation, the main criterion for their expansion is the% of permissible losses. While they minimize this percentage due to cunning policy and technological superiority. If it does not work, they dump. But this is true only for the time being. No one has tried to touch them with eggs on their own territory. But where will they go from a submarine called Earth? In short, once again for the day of the Air Force!
    1. Superduck
      0
      16 August 2011 17: 21
      Yes, because in the United States, a president who has suffered more losses than society can digest will never be re-elected, and his party the next 2 lines in minuses in the Senate. And in our country such a president receives the most nevyeb..y bronze monument to the stratosphere.
      And the author is a dumb-headed distorter of facts, his level of writing is AMERICAN COMICS!
  13. mitrich
    +4
    13 August 2011 22: 54
    916 th,
    Incidentally, I was astonished that the pilots were congratulated by only 5-6 people hanging out at the forum, two of them were administrators! Under Stalin, aviation was loved, and now the one who is head-on-a-brick is more respected.
    And by the way, in this war, no offense to the glorious men from other branches of the armed forces, one of the main roles in repelling aggression will fall on the Air Force.
    God forbid, of course ...
  14. SAVA
    +1
    13 August 2011 23: 37
    AND OFFICIAL ACCOUNTS FORGOTTEN ALSO, I ASK FOR APPLICATION!? Congratulations to all who serve and serve in the Air Force and the Military Aviation Administration !!!! WITH THIS CAPITALIST LIFE, FORGET THE PAST AND DO NOT RESPOND TO THE PRESENT, FORGOTTING FOR THE FUTURE
  15. 916-th
    +3
    14 August 2011 00: 00
    Let's try to fix it, Mitrich, Sava. I start and pass the baton to those who still remember the anthem of the AVIATORS:

    We were born to make a fairy tale come true ...
    1. SAVA
      +1
      14 August 2011 00: 09
      TO OVERCOME SPACE AND SPACE, WE REASON GIVEN STEEL-HANDS WINGS AND INSTEAD OF HEART FLAME MOTOR
  16. mitrich
    +2
    14 August 2011 00: 32
    ALL ABOVE AND ABOVE AND ABOVE
    WE STREAM WE FLY OUR BIRDS,
    AND IN EVERY PROPELLER BREATHES
    Tranquility of our borders!

    Throwing up his obedient apparatus,
    Or creating an UNWISE flight
    We recognize how the air fleet is getting stronger,
    Our best in the world is the Russian fleet!
    (the latter is a remake!)
  17. SAVA
    0
    14 August 2011 00: 50
    ONLY A RUSSIAN WARRIOR COULD COME UP WITH THE UNOFFICIAL NAME OF THE AIRCRAFT IN THIS CASE MIG-29 "PROTECTOR OF GARDENS AND CHILDREN" !!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!!!
  18. mitrich
    +6
    14 August 2011 01: 10
    Our sharp look pierces every atom,
    Our every nerve is dressed with determination
    And believe us, for every ultimatum,
    The air force will be able to give an answer!

    ALL ABOVE AND ABOVE AND ABOVE
    WE STREAM WE FLY OUR BIRDS,
    AND IN EVERY PROPELLER BREATHES
    Tranquility of our borders!
  19. Marat
    +3
    14 August 2011 01: 38
    Good song! I join in the congratulations!!
  20. raf
    +2
    14 August 2011 11: 45
    Very nice song! Congratulations!
  21. raf
    0
    14 August 2011 12: 02
    Very nice song! I also join in the congratulations!
  22. 0
    17 August 2011 08: 15
    To those who stand behind the army of the United States. Tell me, was there at least one battle when the fate of the United States was decided, that is, to be or not to be a state? And while the American army defended their country?
    And techies have this song:
    First of all, we’ll spoil the planes,
    Well, girls, and girls - then.
    1. Superduck
      0
      17 August 2011 15: 52
      And if you recall the history of the formation of the United States, the civil war, the war with Mexico, Spain, France. They gnawed their independence with their teeth.
      1. +1
        18 August 2011 07: 32
        Dear SuperDuck! Do you think that in the wars with Spain, Mexico and France, the United States defended its independence? !! Yes, they simply robbed the colonies of the same Spaniards and French, taking advantage of the weakness of the colonial troops and their remoteness from the metropolises. Not to mention Mexico. Maybe you will say that in the wars with the Indian tribes, the Anglo-Saxons defended their independence. Do not make me laugh...
    2. Oleg
      0
      17 August 2011 23: 07
      approximately because of such sentiments, Kutuzov was forced to give a battle near Borodino. Although I did not want to.
      The war can be won without big victories.
      1. 0
        17 August 2011 23: 25
        Oleg, the Austrians also believed, which in the XVIII century was beaten by everyone. And Kutuzov gave the battle in a shitty position when he realized that the whole army wants him, until the last Fenric.
    3. 0
      17 August 2011 23: 32
      SuperDack? And 150000 blacks - volunteers in the Confederate army do not suggest that the war was not quite about what we were told. Although civilian of course.
      1. Superduck
        0
        18 August 2011 11: 04
        don’t tell me, in the army of the slave confederation Negroes are volunteers.
        Yes, I’m really fun that they defended at the same time, we only talk about the fact that when necessary they fought normally, that's all.

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