Military Review

Pine trees

Colonel K. held the position of chief of the missile forces and artillery in our division. Competent, experienced officer, not from the "parquet". He achieved everything himself, with labor and sweat. I remember our joint service only with gratitude! But there are spots on the sun ...

Artillery Day, Chief Artillery Division Colonel K., walked in one of the subordinate units. I let my car go to the unit. He knew, he would order, he would be taken home even on a self-propelled gun. We sat tight, decently took on his chest, it's time to go home. The colonel who had moved over was loaded into the car of the regimental commander and ordered to the driver - drive!

The soldier gave gas and drove.

One did not take into account.

The soldier is young, just started serving, in the division he is still looking for a crap, and he is not happy with his nurse!
Drove drove to the central site, in Mongolia, the locations of our units were called sites, begins to wake the colonel and ask where is your home? Inadequate Colonel could only say

- My house - where are the pines!

The driver toured the site, no pines!
Decides not the playground. He rushed to the other - the same is not!
Traveled the entire division, no pines!
He returned to the old place, began to bring the colonel to his senses, achieved one

- My house, where are the pines!

Again, circling all the sites.
It got dark, in the dark a soldier walks on foot, looking for pines, no damned pines, even cry! The fighter is young, brains do not work properly, there are no fears in my head, there is nowhere to help, cell phones did not yet know. Hang on!
Spitting on everything, the soldier comes to the central platform again, trying to bring the colonel into a state of mutual dialogue, but the result, alas, is the same. Having made another unsuccessful attempt to detect pines, the driver gets into the car and falls asleep next to the colonel.

A soldier wakes up from the "tender" touch of a colonel's fist and a terrible roar

“Fuck, where am I?” Why do I sleep in the car? Why not at home?

The driver starts to babble

“We went all night, searched for pines, searched for your house ... we did not find it, I had to sleep in the car ...”
and looking with frightened eyes at the enraged colonel, finishes him with a question

- And where are the pines, Comrade Colonel?

- Yes, that's THEY!

Having weighed another batt on a fighter, the colonel pulls his finger in the direction of the playground, there, in the center, stands a children's house, made of PINE PINE boards!

- And here is my home!

The colonel's finger turns in the direction of the house, next to which stands the "UAZ".

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  1. wanderer
    wanderer 31 October 2014 07: 49
    Bullshit !!! ==================
  2. gunter_laux
    gunter_laux 31 October 2014 07: 51
    Cool bike! If really in Mongolia, then the pines are only in the form of boards!
  3. nivander
    nivander 31 October 2014 08: 59
    cast iron and luminium
  4. Prager
    Prager 31 October 2014 10: 02
    funny story!
  5. Lukich
    Lukich 2 November 2014 23: 59
    Hello)) in Mongolia pine search, this is something))
  6. tolancop
    tolancop 5 November 2014 11: 38
    The story is about nothing. Not funny. And the photograph at the beginning of the article is not very: soldiers with a violation of the uniform; the military is clearly the Air Force, and the story of the gunner ...
    I did not like it, in a word.
    1. 19poruchik54
      5 November 2014 19: 12
      I don't pretend to be humor ... just a real case from army life. The story with the photo is generally "dark", not my doing, this question is for the moderators. And as for laughter, on the page there are three "Army tales from Mongolia", maybe they will amuse ?! Good luck! Lieutenant.
      1. воронов
        воронов 22 November 2014 22: 52
        Do not pay attention, I personally laughed. Thank you !!!
    2. воронов
      воронов 22 November 2014 22: 54
      Quote: tolancop
      The story is about nothing. Not funny.

      Write something funnier, laugh together. Or besides comments weakly?
  7. kopar
    kopar 8 November 2014 19: 13
    Yes, everything is fine. You at least somehow shared humor, and those who express their "phi" write something on the pages of "VO"? Or are they only noted in comments?
  8. lukewarm
    lukewarm 15 December 2014 12: 49
    What did they attack the author? A bike for that and a bike. Someone is funny, someone is not. It was quite possible to be such a colonel and to "eat" to insensibility, too, easily. And then immediately "Delirium" and "Not according to the charter"
  9. babai591
    babai591 28 November 2015 19: 57
    And so it is.