Poltava "volunteers" sent a bag of toilet paper to the Ukrainian military in the "ATO" zone

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Ukrainian social networks continue to publish reports about how Ukrainians, “with the whole world,” help fighters in the area of ​​the so-called anti-terrorist operation. At the same time, reports about sending a pair of body armor, kevlar helmet or uniforms are combined with the proud statements that “in Poltava region, caring citizens send to the ATO zone about fifty toilet rolls”. Representatives of the so-called "Poltava battalion of the caring" reported on such a "feat".

As evidence of their original assistance to the Ukrainian security forces in the “ATO” zone, the Poltava “not indifferent” people post on their page in Facebook Photo. In this case, the report material is entitled as “Little gifts for the lads».

Poltava "volunteers" sent a bag of toilet paper to the Ukrainian military in the "ATO" zone


One would assume that the hotels in the form of toilet paper for the Ukrainian punitive battalions is a Poltava joke, but the “Poltava Battalion of those who are not indifferent”, judging by the records on the Web, is clearly not in the mood for jokes - everything is serious ...

That toilet paper in the near future ukrokateryel in the Donbass may need most.
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  1. +23
    25 October 2014 13: 53
    But this is necessary. If Khokhlyandiya decided to switch to NATO standards, then they cannot do without toilet paper, because a self-respecting soldier of the bloc will not take a step without this supply! True, the NATO soldier is used to shitting in a dry closet, but the valiant warriors of the Square will have to walk "to the wind" in more prosaic conditions. Winter however! But toilet paper can be used to wrap frostbitten hands and feet. In general, a solid profit!
    1. Viktor Kudinov
      +7
      25 October 2014 13: 59
      Lord, how little! Total bag of toilet paper! More, more send! wassat
      1. +37
        25 October 2014 14: 01
        Quote: Victor Kudinov
        Lord, how little! Total bag of toilet paper! More, more send!

        Now they will need this kind of toilet paper:
        1. +5
          25 October 2014 15: 45
          They won’t have time to take advantage .... and take off the pants too ..... send diapers
      2. +2
        25 October 2014 14: 02
        There, a bag is put on each ukrovoin! Because in these conditions, the ports often cannot be changed and they decided to just send a lot of paper laughing
      3. +1
        25 October 2014 15: 04
        Quote: Victor Kudinov
        Lord, how little! Total bag of toilet paper! More, more send! wassat


        I think that volunteers should not stop there. It is necessary to purchase a batch of diapers for ATO participants so that they can "cheer" without being distracted from their physiological needs.
      4. +1
        25 October 2014 16: 59
        Quote: Victor Kudinov
        Send more, send more

        This issue must be resolved with penguins. They are the largest suppliers of humanitarian aid in the form of water and toilet paper in the world. Although there are words on this subject:
        Eat water, drink water, cf (a) you will never!
      5. +1
        25 October 2014 17: 16
        Viktor Kudinov
        Lord, how little! Total bag of toilet paper! More, more send!

        In my opinion, such a bag is enough, because it is only needed alive. Yes, and then if regularly fed. Judging by the intelligence of the army of New Russia, they now need to stock more plastic bags for the two hundredths.
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    3. +5
      25 October 2014 14: 00
      It is right!
      And bigger, bigger, because fear has large eyes and the digestive tract is unstable! laughing
      1. +5
        25 October 2014 14: 21

        One would assume that the hotels in the form of toilet paper for the Ukrainian punitive battalions is a Poltava joke, but the “Poltava Battalion of those who are not indifferent”, judging by the records on the Web, is clearly not in the mood for jokes - everything is serious ...

        That toilet paper in the near future ukrokateryel in the Donbass may need most.
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    4. +31
      25 October 2014 14: 06
      Well, now the "reversal" is inevitable ...
      1. +1
        25 October 2014 19: 43
        Tell me where you can buy such a color. I would take it with pleasure. Star-striped would also go for an encore.
        1. +6
          25 October 2014 22: 49
          Quote: aleks_29296
          Star-striped would also go for an encore.

          There is a wink
    5. smern1974
      +1
      25 October 2014 14: 08
      brother often they don’t feel like the wind so I throw that they need diapers
    6. 0
      25 October 2014 14: 24
      The thing is very necessary, especially after the militia attacks.
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    8. 0
      25 October 2014 14: 57
      Quote: Stalevar
      toilet paper can be wound frostbitten

      well-wrinkled newspapers also rule, for want of a better one.
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    10. +1
      25 October 2014 15: 44
      Just one bag? Touched to tears. Go collect the whole world crying Yes, well, at least not used. crying Yes, well, that would be useful crying
    11. +2
      25 October 2014 18: 04
      Joking as a joke, but this product is really necessary, although they constantly forget about it. So there is nothing to laugh about - they did the right thing, although the amount is ridiculous. Ours, too, needs to send paper, not to wipe it with a palm.
      1. +1
        25 October 2014 19: 45
        And I, in my Soviet life, did not disdain a newspaper. And in the field ... it's scary to talk.
        1. 0
          25 October 2014 20: 08
          A bunch of feather grass, huh?
        2. 0
          25 October 2014 20: 08
          A bunch of feather grass, huh?
    12. Denis fj
      +6
      25 October 2014 20: 38
      better let this buy ..... laughing
  2. +1
    25 October 2014 13: 56
    Let toilet paper leave yourself ..... ushlopundera.

    OFFEYED!
  3. +4
    25 October 2014 13: 56
    And you need diapers, and more :)
    1. +3
      25 October 2014 14: 00
      Quote: Vyacheslav 64
      And you need diapers, and more :)

      To meet American standards wassat
      1. +7
        25 October 2014 19: 23
        Quote: 0255
        comply with american standards

        In vain do you fuss, friends. In winter, Americans in Russia with these diapers will die, on occasion. And here's an example!
        ---------------------------------
        At Norway’s northernmost military base in the town of Porsanger in the Finnmark region, the British Marines refused to perform combat training missions due to low air temperature. Her Majesty's subjects said that they could not train in conditions where the temperature drops to minus twenty degrees.

        The base commander of the Norwegian base, Lieutenant Colonel Trond Thomassen, justifying the British soldiers, explained that they have a special attitude to health and safety. They sit in the barracks and flatly refuse to undergo any kind of professional training whenever the thermometer drops below eight degrees.

        Complicating the situation is the fact that in such a cold, soldiers cannot use the diapers that are given to them for the duration of long exercises because of the impossibility of putting toilet stalls in forests, in the mountains and on other rough terrain. As soon as the urine cools, the genitals begin to freeze, and in two soldiers the genitals literally froze to the inside of the disposable diaper. The British soldiers were not able to pour into a snowdrift, as ethnic Norwegians still do, the young generation lost these skills.

        For the Norwegians themselves, this situation caused only a grin. So the Norwegian Labor politician Ida Kathrine Balto Bjørnbak told reporters that she was amazed at how soldiers behave. “Let's hope that there will be no winter, no war!” She joked. In her opinion, extreme weather conditions should only temper soldiers. She noted that NATO considers “cold winter training” exercises at a temperature of eight degrees.

        “Eight degrees in northern Norway is a beautiful fall day,” Balto explained. “But we must remember that people from all over the world represent NATO: they are Germans, Spaniards, and Italians. They all live in completely different climatic conditions, ”she concluded.

        True, the Norwegians are perplexed as the ancestors of these same marines fought with the Germans at Narvik. The then British fairly tolerated the April and May cold and courageously fled from Norway not at all because of the cold. Moreover, even their farther ancestors survived frosts in the cold Russian Crimea a century and a half ago, besieging Sevastopol for 11 months. "Yes, the Norwegians conclude, - the Englishman is now not the same."
        http://newsland.com/news/detail/id/1340530/

        What have I done? The secret gave Psaka
        1. +2
          25 October 2014 19: 48
          Shit, just shit. And these deer from NATO are threatening us. What will they do when they find out that Russian savages eat ice cream in winter.
        2. 0
          25 October 2014 22: 47
          Moreover, their more distant ancestors survived frosts in the cold Russian Crimea a century and a half ago.
          Well, this is clearly an extra passage - if the Russian Crimea is cold, then Yamal is something like Jamaica ...
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  4. +31
    25 October 2014 13: 58
    Moraism is getting stronger
    1. 0
      25 October 2014 14: 31
      Quote: Peter Timofeev
      Moraism is getting stronger

      Look how! On the very shoulders of sandalwood! laughing
  5. +4
    25 October 2014 13: 58
    And the Tashkent Abrasive Plant, sandpaper in addition. lol
    1. +7
      25 October 2014 15: 01
      there is a suitable article, you can arrange delivery
  6. +4
    25 October 2014 13: 59
    That toilet paper in the near future ukrokateryel in the Donbass may need most.
    Well thenYes . After all, they probably already announced that they would have to go on the offensive. feel
  7. kelevra
    +3
    25 October 2014 14: 00
    Of course, they will need tons of toilet paper, every time the militias attack, they all get dirty every time and can’t find out what to wipe! All the mugs are out of order, so now they’ve started sending the paper!
    1. +9
      25 October 2014 14: 26
      It would be necessary to throw them toilets. And it’s not necessary to spend money on tombstones.
      1. +2
        25 October 2014 16: 14
        All in European! Cemetery zas..tsev! Tse peremoga! wassat
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    3. smern1974
      +1
      25 October 2014 15: 01
      so not the season where the mugs come from?))
  8. +2
    25 October 2014 14: 01
    Soon no diaper paper will help these fascists.
    1. +5
      25 October 2014 14: 19
      Judging by the last speech of our president, apparently got to the limit, all these barracks, Camerons, faded, etc. etc., which makes them feel sick already. Vladimir Vladimirovich specifically designated the red line in his speech. It is unlikely that THESE (who were "partners" as he called them before) will now try to cross it.
      There is an ancient saying: “What is allowed to Jupiter is not allowed to the bull. But the bear will not ask anyone for permission. And his taiga will not give up. Do not meddle with us and do not pretend to be the masters of the fate of the world.
  9. +9
    25 October 2014 14: 12
    By the way, you laugh in vain! Toilet paper is a strategic resource. How many will you fight with a poorly wiped burdock ass? I think the rolls will be distributed only among the command staff.
    I am making a creative! Release this product with the smell of bacon! In extreme cases, a piece of paper and you can eat.
    1. +2
      25 October 2014 14: 26
      Together with the waste .. Well, well! winked
      1. 0
        25 October 2014 16: 00
        Vasyan1971 (1) RU Today, 14:12
        I am making a creative! Release this product with the smell of bacon! In extreme cases, a piece of paper and you can eat.

        Quote: Igor F.
        Together with the waste .. Well, well! winked

        ukrop punishers are quite worthy for all the "good" they did, to gobble up such paper with waste
    2. 0
      25 October 2014 20: 10
      Quote: Vasyan1971
      I am making a creative! Release this product with the smell of bacon! In extreme cases, a piece of paper and you can eat.

      There is a danger that with hunger for each other for .... they will bite poo, that’s the whole Ukrainian will be. army stand back to the militia. With the seeming prospects, it will strategically lead to the loss of the APU.
  10. +2
    25 October 2014 14: 13
    “In the Poltava region, indifferent citizens send about fifty rolls of toilet paper to the ATO zone”

    But what diapers did not put? Pampers are necessary! This is even the main military consultant M. Saakashvili will confirm.
  11. +1
    25 October 2014 14: 14
    Only pennies were left to be seen.
  12. +3
    25 October 2014 14: 15
    Yes, they would send military diapers to rhinestones.
    1. +1
      25 October 2014 14: 18
      Armored? Yes, and from "fighting pi .... owls lyashko protection, by the way ...
  13. +2
    25 October 2014 14: 15
    but the Poltava Battalion of Indifferents, judging by the entries on the Web, obviously not configured for jokes - they’re all serious ...
    That toilet paper in the near future ukrokateryel in the Donbass may need most.


    !!! Comments are redundant.
    1. +2
      25 October 2014 14: 50
      Pancake! In the age of the Internet, the whole community takes off for the army. And in this case, toilet paper is not so important or not. I can still understand the Poltava parents, regardless of their beliefs in supporting their boys. But I can not understand these dill, which sincerely believe in the national significance of their movement to help kill their own, in fact, citizens.
  14. 0
    25 October 2014 14: 17
    Something Poltava conceived ... what Or they already know ... No.
    Probably infa goes to them directly from the "astral", since they send the most necessary belay
  15. +2
    25 October 2014 14: 19
    Only PAMPERS will save the Ukrainian army and the Naziguard! Only with PUMPERS the soldier and the National Guard will not leave the attacking order !!! ... and they will fertilize the land more fully. So toilet paper rolls are half measures that undermine the foundation of fallout and Maidan Dauntism.
  16. +1
    25 October 2014 14: 21
    A bag of toilet paper for them is above the roof. After all, they will have reusable it. laughing laughing good soldier
  17. Mol
    Mol
    +1
    25 October 2014 14: 22
    "Poltava" volunteers "sent a bag of toilet paper to the" ATO "zone for the Ukrainian military."

    Used ?! laughing
  18. +2
    25 October 2014 14: 23
    A dry closet to them, ukrokaratel, that, is not allowed? Come on, comrades "volunteers" and collect money for this .. And then in the winter frostbitten in the wind, and even in an uncomfortable environment, you know .. It will cost more to treat a warrior .. And in the dry closet it is so warm that you don't even want to leave it! wassat
  19. GUS
    0
    25 October 2014 14: 31
    Brothers, or maybe we’ll take off on a hundred, we’ll buy pipipax lads, at least have no problems with that!
  20. +2
    25 October 2014 14: 32
    A bag of toilet paper is not enough! Soon, there won't be enough paper! am
  21. +1
    25 October 2014 14: 38
    Internet soon there will not be without electricity, the newspaper will go well
  22. +2
    25 October 2014 14: 49
    Diapers. Only diapers will save the situation in the ATO.
    1. 0
      25 October 2014 14: 55
      I agree completely and will not distract from the conduct of hostilities - robbery and draping in Kiev.
  23. +4
    25 October 2014 14: 55
    I do not want to quote Zadornov, but he is right.
  24. +1
    25 October 2014 15: 09
    hmm .. useful things send laughing laughing laughing
  25. +5
    25 October 2014 15: 13
    This is all very funny of course, when you sit at home on the couch, or in a warm office. Knowing exactly that everything is in order with the paper in the warm toilet, and the tap has warm water and soap to wash your hands after. But in the field of toilet paper on the need and shortage in the same row with ammunition and rations. Especially in the autumn and spring, when there are no burdocks. Or do you think that fighters do not go to the toilet? Or that they have free dry closets everywhere? Or that they like to wipe a finger? With this incidentally, cholera begins. Obviously, the package was prepared by an experienced and knowledgeable person, and on the ground he was probably very grateful for it.
    1. 0
      25 October 2014 16: 56
      what are you ???? Well for Great Ukrov, yes, this is a strategic product. However, more than once observing the campaigns of the garrison (Russian), in multi-day training campaigns and exercises, etc. I didn’t notice the trucks with this wonderful product. Maybe we somehow get along ??? Or advise about a well-knit newspaper, etc. ...... Although, of course, who is thinking about what before the fight !!!
      1. +1
        25 October 2014 20: 39
        You and I didn’t drink at the Brudershaft, but okay. If this is a simple exclamation, then such a sign is put at the end -! The fact that I have not once watched campaigns from the side - I believe, that I have never participated - I also believe. Obviously there is no idea how life in the camps is arranged, but as I understand it, there is an opinion on this. Believe me, everything doesn’t hold on a crumpled newspaper, although it happens, for those who don’t think with their head. So we do not get along either. But what about your girl’s eye, if condoms are also given out to fighters, is it good or not?
  26. 0
    25 October 2014 15: 16
    A bad fighter always has diarrhea before an attack.
    It’s not enough for one hour.
  27. +3
    25 October 2014 15: 26
    It is necessary to establish air supplies. laughing
  28. 0
    25 October 2014 15: 28
    judging by the entries on the Web, he’s clearly not set up for jokes - they’re all serious ...

    yes what jokes, really get fucked up
  29. +5
    25 October 2014 16: 02
    Zapadensky exclusive: Hutsul toilet paper)))
    1. +5
      25 October 2014 18: 51
      Quote: sounddoc
      Zapadensky exclusive: Hutsul toilet paper)))


      Well then
  30. 0
    25 October 2014 16: 14
    Well pralno! ATO is not good for the Ukrainian Army! Captive surrender by ZATSAM !!!
    And finally ukrobitsy will drive Ukraine to such catastrophes with such catastrophes))) So no budget is enough! In the summer, they did it by mugs !!!!
  31. wot
    wot
    +1
    25 October 2014 16: 17
    Quote: Vasyan1971
    By the way, you laugh in vain! Toilet paper is a strategic resource. How many will you fight with a poorly wiped burdock ass? I think the rolls will be distributed only among the command staff.
    I am making a creative! Release this product with the smell of bacon! In extreme cases, a piece of paper and you can eat.

    Navryatli com composition of the National Guard Vaseline
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  33. +1
    25 October 2014 17: 24
    Quote: chunga-changa
    This is all very funny of course, when you sit at home on the couch, or in a warm office. Knowing exactly that everything is in order with the paper in the warm toilet, and the tap has warm water and soap to wash your hands after. But in the field of toilet paper on the need and shortage in the same row with ammunition and rations. Especially in the autumn and spring, when there are no burdocks. Or do you think that fighters do not go to the toilet? Or that they have free dry closets everywhere? Or that they like to wipe a finger? With this incidentally, cholera begins. Obviously, the package was prepared by an experienced and knowledgeable person, and on the ground he was probably very grateful for it.

    I agree completely and also do not understand, but what's so funny? My sons also always ask to bring toilet paper, paper towels, sanitary napkins and an antiseptic, and more! In the field, some of the most important items, especially in the tank!
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  35. 0
    25 October 2014 18: 11
    They are the kids! They need diapers!
  36. 0
    25 October 2014 18: 45
    Quote: cerbuk6155
    A bag of toilet paper for them is above the roof. After all, they will have reusable it. laughing laughing good soldier

    I agree, let them erase. There are new stoves, they will dry.
  37. 0
    25 October 2014 20: 13
    This is so that during the lightning attack of the militia, the Ukrokibargs were ready for mass graying.
  38. 0
    25 October 2014 21: 05
    Quote: Stalevar
    But toilet paper can wrap frostbitten hands and feet. In general, a solid profit!

    He took off the tongue! More straw galoshes, grandmother's shawls .... (the right was noticed ..)
  39. 0
    25 October 2014 21: 18
    Well now. if the valiant fighters of Ukrainian sun are scorched by fear, then they will have something to wipe ...
  40. 0
    25 October 2014 21: 21
    Hmm bag, everyone needs a bag)))) And then the whole Donbass is fucked up, scum.
  41. Nina Zima
    0
    25 October 2014 21: 57

    Grisha with snipers at the Donetsk airport !!! Amazed by the good nature of snipers .... A saga about how ordinary people beat fascists in Russian land ...
  42. 0
    25 October 2014 23: 07
    Having learned about the lack of "bras", many sent bras to help. Some as a joke, and some in all seriousness.
  43. hard
    0
    25 October 2014 23: 12
    Quote: Petr Timofeev
    Moraism is getting stronger

    Zoofisting
  44. 0
    25 October 2014 23: 36
    We have the rules of the TRP, and they have rhythmic gymnastics - an exercise with ribbons. I wonder who thought of it? .. And, of course, Lyashko!
  45. 0
    26 October 2014 12: 56
    I read the article and a lot of malicious comments, I suggest that all comedians go to the Donbass, sit in the trenches for a month and wipe your ass with what you have to, I wonder what kind of stench will come from you, I'll see where your humor gets to. Those who fought in Afghanistan and in Chechnya, not in headquarters and rear units, I think they won’t understand your humor. You ask them what they used in a combat situation.
  46. 0
    26 October 2014 13: 30
    This is really a problem .... The lack of toilet paper ..... How did you live before? Yes so. There is always paper from documents. Summer burdock, leaves. Even moss is suitable, generally possesses antiseptic qualities and wet, it cools down as if from a noise. And best of all, water, if you don’t want to run with a paired ass on a raskoryak. The diet of food in conditions of intense physical work is digested by almost the entire. Rubbing is the most different possible. Rags, pieces of paper. Even a piece of footcloth from above is torn off cleaner, sewing from the gateway will come down. Still rare.