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Divorce in Ukrainian

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Divorce in Ukrainian


Within the framework of the “Readers Club” project, the VIEW newspaper presents the text of Sergey Savchuk about how he represents the “civilized divorce” of Donbass and Kiev.

Recently, a Ukrainian documentary has appeared on the Web, forgive, Lord, journalist Mustafa Nayem “Contact. Whoever doesn’t know, Hire is a lad who pretends to be a journalist, for years has been writing custom-made Bandera oligarchs for articles and shooting ideologically correct videos.

It was he who rushed screaming along the Maidan, handed out bottles with an incendiary mixture, photographed and shot white-hot "Novo-Europeans" jumping in black tire smoke and burning policemen. It was he who voluptuously moaned behind the scenes, removing the agonizing fighter "Berkut", which before this civilized Ukrainians had gouged out an eye.

For the filming of the new opus, a fireproof, however, pretty much spent by moth and whirling mothballs — Madame Lyzhichko — was pulled out of nothingness. Taking advantage of the powerful authority of General V. Ruban, who is well known and trusted by the militia, this warm company set off to shoot the next propaganda "masterpiece". I will not retell the plot, just watch the video.

But what struck me, this is how despicable and Jesuitly Hiring tries to lead the residents of Donetsk, whom they are shooting, to the necessary, as it turned out, thought to him.

And as soon as his question “so what do we do now?” Sounds the answer he needs from a simple puzatenky miner: “Yes, it was necessary to divorce like a human being!”, Our creature joyfully rubs his hands.

And immediately after this, in Kiev, citizen Lyzhichko begins to talk on the air that, as it turns out, peaceful people are killed in the Donbass, and the army is bombing not ordinary Russian troops, but (oh, a miracle) ordinary Ukrainians.

Evil tongues in Ukraine say that the film Hire was blinded by the order of his breadwinner - the owner of the Privat group - and that the main purpose of the film is to dig under the current president of Ukraine. It was not at all that I was jarred on - let them drown each other as much as they wanted, but how great patriots of Ukraine see this “divorce”.

After the killing of thousands of residents of Lugansk and Donetsk, the bombing aviation peaceful cities, phosphorus bombs, Tochka strikes, hundreds of disappeared and tortured in the dungeons of the Right Sector, destruction of the region’s infrastructure and industry. And where did such sentiments come from wildly aggressive parishioners of the “Bandera sect”?

Not after the data on the number of those killed in the Ilovaisk "boiler" were kept secret, and hundreds of "unknown" soldiers were buried in the pits in Poltava? So, how do I see a “civilized divorce” and everything that preceded it, based on Ukrainian realities.

Silence in the hall. Shine! Curtain up.

Lives a family. He, she and a mature enough son. They got married more than twenty years ago in the dim stagnation and at the time of their own youthful stupidity, being students of a vocational school. He is a native of Donbass, a simple guy, kind, big and simple. A simple hard worker, accustomed to straining from dawn to dusk in his native mine, and also trades in various “sabers” for the sake of earning an extra penny to buy new beads and earrings for his wife, because they are so much for her.

The line of his eyelashes is boldly lined up with a black border. This is not mascara, but coal dust that has eaten forever. He speaks in a surzhik, mixing together Russian and Ukrainian, joking, singing about “dark mounds” and smoking Belomor standing in sneakers on the porch of a bleached hut and breathing in the smell of apricot. He is rude in treatment, but kind to his friends, broad in his working spirit and ready to die for the sake of his family and children.

She is a native of central or western Ukraine. Beautiful bright beauty, stately, but not far from us, which is often actively trying to compensate for the village cunning and bazaar rudeness. Her husband loves her and forgives her the nearness and frequent hysteria, because she cooks for him such amazing borscht, they live in the world, they have a handsome son, and they are used to each other over the years.

The family often goes to visit relatives, then to the west, then to the east, and everywhere they are met with warmth and cordiality, toasts sound to the morning and the glasses with amber pepper vodka ring. Then one day the family sky clouded the clouds.

On one not so beautiful day ten years ago, the wife begins to disappear from home. They see her as a reeling drunk in the taverns with various dull personalities. She comes home in the morning, pretty hungover and rumpled. At her husband's silent look, she begins to shriekly scream about how he got her, earns little, and that now she has found true love.

And that if he wants to continue to live with her, then he must give up her relatives, stop working, and begin to drink more often and take an example from her new “friends” with whom she spends the night outside the house, for they know how to live beautifully and correctly.

In addition, her relatives are sending warlike telegrams, threatening him with reprisal if he wants to prevent their dear daughter from learning new horizons. The neighbors shake their heads in dismay, seeing the drunken spree of the wife and quietly sympathizing with the muzhik.

The man and son are waiting patiently for a long time, when their wife and mother will come to their senses and remember their maternal and marital debt. It takes some time and everything seems to subside, returns to the usual course. The muzhik, after a dark silence, decides that a thin world is better than a good quarrel, that it is more important to keep the family and as a result everything returns to normal.

But just recently a new misfortune happens. My wife leaves home again, and this time everything is much worse. With the loud approval of her relatives, she openly drinks and walks with other men, literally disappears for days in dirty dens.

They see her with a Negro, then with a German, then with an Estonian. She stops to follow the house, to feed the family, to clean the hut. Falls lower and lower. Her beautiful face is now constantly wearing traces of a hangover, and under the eye is an eternal lantern. The clothes that her husband used to buy with love for her were frayed, dirty and soaked with cheap shot glasses.

She, having completely lost her shame, takes her multi-colored lovers home and indulges in pleasures directly on the once-sacred marital bed. Ophonous from all this, the husband simply fell into a stupor and is silently silent.

The first son can not stand. Collects things and, tightly hugging his father, leaves the house to his father's mother. At the screams of a downy shaggy alcoholic who had just recently been his mother, he frowns painfully, turns away and tries to quickly forget about who she was to him just yesterday.

The next morning, a drunken mob bursts into the room of a husband who has long been separated from the door by his ex-wife. Ahead, waving with a dirty kitchen knife and stinking fumes, her former mistress paces with an unsteady gait. Her numerous lovers and drinking companions tumble into the room behind her, they trample snow-white bench hammers with kersey boots and spit on the walls.

Then numerous relatives fill the room, and the whole dance begins frantically jumping around the house, turning over furniture, breaking dishes, tearing portraits of the peasant's family from the walls, hooting to dance on them, singing bawdy songs and threatening to put his mother and father on the knives.

Former wife in a drunken stupor pokes a man with a knife, trying to hit the most vulnerable places. Someone turns over the workbench with the tool, thanks to which only the family has been living the last time, interrupting casual earnings.

In the center of this drunken rampant is a man. Spattered with blood oozing from numerous cuts, gazing wildly at how a crowd of drunken scum smashes the house that his grandfather had built, desecrate the memory of his family and destroy that fragile hope for the future that was still warm in his heart.

And suddenly he squeezes the moslem kulakschis and, with all the dope on a scale, hits the teeth first with his insane wife, and in a split second he arrives at the first relative who came to hand. Slippers of the former wife, racked in the mud and whitewash, fly into the air, and she, cutting through the clouds of heavy fume and pogrom dust, crashes into the sideboard with a terrifying roar.

Crystal fragments, splinters of shelves broken into dust, broken teeth on the floor, squeal to the sides. A relative of his wife lies in a dirty kul in the corner and, rolling her eyes, blows up bubbles. The participants in the pogrom, unharmed, instantly sober up and take off like a bullet into the street, from where they are hoarsely threatening to take revenge on the peasant and burn the house.

In a pile of broken boards and broken glass, his wife turns around, goggles, smears bloody mucus on the face and, whimpering, mumbles with a half-hearted mouth: “Well, why did you, Vanya, just have to get a cultural divorce.”

Soffits go out. A curtain.
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  1. MIV999
    MIV999 24 October 2014 08: 12
    +37
    Speaking of normality, the abnormality of society ... Here, they sent from an independent story:
    ...
    In Lviv, civil defense exercises were held the other day. Allegedly in the event of a possible attack by bloodthirsty Russian troops. By the way, all the action takes place under the walls of the nearby psychiatric hospital. We are in gas masks, stretchers, bandaging the "wounded", jokes that turn into swear words - in short, everything is as it should be ...
    Then my friend pokes me sideways:
    - Look ...
    From the windows of the psychiatric hospital, crazy psychos are looking at us. One shows us the other, says something to them and at the same time twists his finger at the temple.
    And then they all laugh at us together ... (c)
    1. afire
      afire 24 October 2014 08: 20
      +4
      Good parallels!
      It is intelligible. Thanks for the opus Sergey hi
    2. aleks_29296
      aleks_29296 24 October 2014 08: 26
      +11
      From the windows of the psychiatric hospital, crazy psychos are looking at us. One shows us the other, says something to them and at the same time twists his finger at the temple.
      And then they all laugh at us together ... (c)

      So in the course of the psycho in Ukraine, they turned out to be smarter than healthy ones.
      1. lelyk72
        lelyk72 24 October 2014 12: 52
        0
        There were so many psychos that it was easier to identify healthy people in Durkee.
    3. Момент
      Момент 24 October 2014 08: 26
      +2
      Simple envy does not allow Ukraine to divorce peacefully, and what if Novorossia will live and prosper, unlike them. So they destroy everything so that for many years Novorossians would live and mature from the "brothers" of Ukrainians.
      1. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 24 October 2014 08: 51
        0
        "I will eat as much as I can, and I will bite the rest"
      2. Egoza
        Egoza 24 October 2014 08: 55
        +3
        Quote: Moment
        Simple envy does not allow Ukraine to divorce peacefully, and suddenly Novorossia will live and prosper unlike them

        Yes, not "what if". They know very well that it will be so. It was only Kiev who hypocritically declared that Donbass was "subsidized, beggar" and so on. And by the way, the newly appointed governor said that Donbass, even in the current conditions, is in second place in terms of tax collection. "How can you give the goose that lays the golden eggs !!!" Here she really got out. And what will happen when they stop paying taxes at all !? They will keep everything for themselves!
  2. parusnik
    parusnik 24 October 2014 08: 15
    +15
    In a pile of broken boards and broken glass, his wife turns around, goggles, smears bloody mucus on the face and, whimpering, mumbles with a half-hearted mouth: “Well, why did you, Vanya, just have to get a cultural divorce.”
    Soffits go out. A curtain.

    I was killed near Slavyansk
    With mortar shelling,
    Killed brother in Kramatorsk -
    “Guardsmen” burned in the city department,
    They killed an uncle from Odessa,
    Nazis, in the House of Trade Unions,
    Killed nephew in Volnovakha -
    The boy became a "two hundredth" load,
    Sister killed in Lysychansk -
    At the checkpoint from the machine,
    Grandfather was killed near Lugansk -
    The funnel where the hut was
    Wife shot in Donetsk -
    From SVD shot in the back.
    We were all killed for "One"
    That Ukraine is independent ... ".
  3. Serge Mikhas
    Serge Mikhas 24 October 2014 08: 18
    +3
    Talks about a civilized divorce, similar to the Czech Republic and Slovakia, were at least six months late. The question went into the plane of terrible brutality and murder among the brothers, so much blood was shed that the warring parties were hardened to the extreme degrees. The meaning of such statements is at least already inappropriate .. The negotiations will not be about divorce, but about surrender.
    1. wasjasibirjac
      wasjasibirjac 24 October 2014 09: 05
      0
      Quote: Serge Mikhas
      The meaning of such statements is at least no longer relevant ... negotiations will not be on divorce, but on surrender.

      I would like to support, but I will not. if it is possible to achieve recognition of Novorossia without shedding blood, then this chance can be taken. Now another conversation is that such a part is not profitable for Russia itself, because It will not solve all the problems that have arisen, and Novorossia itself, only within the borders of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions, will not be able to provide for itself. but if the question arises that either the death of thousands of people or the border to the sea, it is better to leave the expansion to future times.
  4. zao74
    zao74 24 October 2014 08: 22
    +2
    Well written. And let them knock over to themselves, otherwise the husband’s relatives will come along with them a little white Siberian fox.
    1. sso-xnumx
      sso-xnumx 24 October 2014 09: 34
      +1
      Quote: zao74
      with them a little white Siberian fox.

      Sorry, I will correct, "fat white polar fox", ie. full scribe ....
  5. meriem1
    meriem1 24 October 2014 08: 25
    0
    Very accurate !!! Bravo!
  6. asar
    asar 24 October 2014 08: 28
    +1
    the worst thing happened in dill, in my opinion - a civil war! When everyone around became enemies: son against father, father against brother! Plus - superimposed on all this UKROFASHISM, abundantly flavored with "spices" because of the "puddle"! When all this will pass, when dill "enter the mind", only God knows, perhaps! I'm afraid it will be for a long time!
  7. SHOKER
    SHOKER 24 October 2014 08: 31
    +2
    need to remove the production, very instructive laughing
    1. Oldwiser
      Oldwiser 24 October 2014 08: 53
      +1
      It will be directly according to Khazanov - "Ch and P" - chernukha and p.r.n.h.
  8. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 24 October 2014 08: 37
    0
    Nitsche. This SBUshniki not yet deployed. You are also afraid to forward such jokes on the Internet.
  9. stayer
    stayer 24 October 2014 08: 37
    +1
    I’m watching all this fumes in Ukraine. And involuntarily I ask myself. But how did Slovakia divorce from the Czech Republic? How did it happen that no one killed, cut, or burned anyone? Really quietly and peacefully divided. Why was it impossible in Ukraine? Now it’s clear that this will not work out already, because thousands are already distant. In general, sad.
    1. Oldwiser
      Oldwiser 24 October 2014 08: 54
      +1
      Higher level of culture and lack of interest in the process from the Fashington "regional committee"
  10. SAHALIN
    SAHALIN 24 October 2014 08: 38
    +1
    Quote: MIV999
    Speaking of normality, the abnormality of society ... Here, they sent from an independent story:
    ...
    In Lviv, civil defense exercises were held the other day. Allegedly in the event of a possible attack by bloodthirsty Russian troops. By the way, all the action takes place under the walls of the nearby psychiatric hospital. We are in gas masks, stretchers, bandaging the "wounded", jokes that turn into swear words - in short, everything is as it should be ...
    Then my friend pokes me sideways:
    - Look ...
    From the windows of the psychiatric hospital, crazy psychos are looking at us. One shows us the other, says something to them and at the same time twists his finger at the temple.
    And then they all laugh at us together ... (c)

    And they have more adequate people in mental hospitals, it’s time for them to change places with Ukrainian policy !!!!!!!!!!
    1. Strezhevsky
      Strezhevsky 24 October 2014 08: 57
      0
      Quote: SAHALIN
      And they have more adequate people in mental hospitals, it’s time for them to change places with Ukrainian policy !!!!!!!!!!

      All the hospitals are crammed with Kremlin agents, and therefore the devastation))))
  11. Egoza
    Egoza 24 October 2014 09: 00
    0
    By the way, Nayyem is the head of Gromadske TV, which ... was created with US money. They do not hide it. It was this TV that drove around the clock a picture from the Maidan with the appropriate "seasoning". And only then Kolomoisky joined.
  12. Temer
    Temer 24 October 2014 09: 34
    0
    Hard. Like a butt between the eyes.
  13. Vend
    Vend 24 October 2014 11: 53
    0
    This is a wonderful sign. He says that the Nazis are exhausted and are trying to stay in power by all means. I think if Donetsk and Lugansk demand the whole territory they will give it to them. And those who are against it, shut their mouths in the dungeons of the SBU. Partisans of New Russia are already throughout Ukraine. Living calmly, if you don’t let go of satisfied Donbass and Lugansk will not give. And if New Russia settles down, then with the rest of the partisans it will be possible to figure it out over time. So everything calculates perfectly.