Results of the week. "Who you are lucky, in fact, and will carry a cock, and such a bird as you, I, too, will rush!"

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Minister from the south-north

Stepan Poltorak, ex-commander of the so-called National Guard, appeared at the post of Minister of Defense of Ukraine instead of Valery Geletey. His with the filing of Poroshenko on Tuesday approved the Verkhovna Rada. By the way, the Russian version of Wikipedia explains the origin of this surname as follows:

A silver coin of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania worth 1,5 pennies. Poltorak was about one Russian penny.

Results of the week. "Who you are lucky, in fact, and will carry a cock, and such a bird as you, I, too, will rush!"


But Poltorak is the same person who not so long ago tried to explain how the situation in the “south-north” of Lugansk is developing ...

Polutoraagroshovy Ministry


So, what does Ukraine expect from the new Minister of Defense? We present a list of "urgent" wishes "Svidomo" parts of the "Square":

a) holding a victory parade in Sevastopol;
b) the victorious campaign of the Ukrainian army on Moscow and the raising of the ukroflag over the Kremlin;
c) the capture of Vladimir Putin;
d) Russia's accession to Ukraine as a “colorado-vat region”;
e) so that the effect of drugs does not stop ...

Comments from our readers:

Cocktail
One clown changed. The rest are in place.


Owl 27
They will soon have clowns in uniform. Let's see that for the next fighter, the exterior is so-so!


Monetary Policy

Modern Ukraine, in the desire to somehow bite Russia, goes for real “feats”. The National Bank of Ukraine decided to celebrate the release of a commemorative coin dedicated to the 500 anniversary of the Battle of Orsha. At the same time, in the description of the coin with a nominal value of 5 hryvnia, the National Bank of Ukraine reports that in 1514, the “victory of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania over the Russian state” took place.



Ukrainian National Bank issued a commemorative coin in honor of the 500 anniversary of the defeat of the Russian state


The Ukrainian National Bank seriously believes that the “Ukrainian army” was involved in that victory, which, as it turns out, was a part of the Lithuanian army. Historians, after the NBU was prednicing such “facts”, thought for a long time about which liquids are used by employees, which allow them to isolate Ukrainian “parts” from the troops of the Lithuanian principality. Probably, soon the National Bank of Ukraine will issue a coin in honor of the epoch-making victories of the “Ukrainian army” in the Punic Wars to democratize the ancient world ...

Comments from our readers:

Koloradovatnik
It would be very funny if it were not a tragedy.
Here we rzhem over Ukraine, which dug up the Black Sea, over the Ukrainian troops who had dined us under Orsha (by the way, the term "Ukrainians" did not yet exist in the ethnonym sense), over the language of Sancy, which came to Earth from Venus and having Ukrainian roots, and others waste ukromirovozreniya, but because young people in Ukraine believe in it! An entire generation has already been brought up on this nonsense, from the school bench in Ukraine they are taught to sign and shout "yak on Gilyak"! It will take another 50 years, and if the current state of things does not change, then we will get not just a completely different people from us. We will get an ENEMY, an enemy of FOREVER! The enemy is cruel, sophisticated in his cruelty, full of inescapable hatred towards us. And it will be irreparable. And future generations will curse us for the fact that we have missed the most ancient center of the Russian statehood, that they have looked through their fingers at the education of the ENEMY. And if we do not start an active counter-propaganda now, do not apply all possible forces and means in the information war for Ukraine, the Russian world will perish. And will not rise from the ashes, as before. For it will be divided, divided. And die. Forever and ever...


KrivdaSPB
This, indeed, is the essence of these people: I do not dream about my happiness, but about the misfortune of my neighbor. Coins are issued not about their achievements, but about neighborhood defeats ...
What a characteristic gesture with these coins. Such insignificance ... is it really not disgusting?


Cat man null
Enemy - already received

1. The woman who finished school with me is the same class:
- Aleska, what are you doing there ??
- We are fighting for freedom ..

The girl is a political consultant, don't laugh ...

2. A girl who studied at the institute on 5 years younger .. with Zaporizh .. calls me:

- Roma, why the hell did you attack us?
- ... (stupidly no words ... I did not attack anyone, as if ...)

Dry residue: Everything has been brought up there already. And how to turn out of this - you have to think .. voooot ...


Brain blow

Ukrainian media continue to transcend themselves. During a speech on the 1 + 1 TV channel (the same one to whose office Lyashko dumped a mountain of manure), the mother of the deceased serviceman said that the enemy was using “weapon, from which everything is torn in my head. "



Ukrainian media are seriously discussing information on the use of "magnetic resonance weapons" by militias


The use of "magnetic resonance" weapons by the militia against the Ukrainian security forces ukrosMI is judged by the words of a woman who claims that she lost her son in this war. If the son of this woman, and her name is Lyudmila Manyuk, really died in the Donbas, then you can understand her - from the grief of everyone you can slander. But where are the media? .. And if Lyudmila Manyuk had told ukroSMI from grief that the militia used “turbo-charged warheads filled with a hyperdense vacuum,” would that go on the air? .. There is no doubt - it would definitely go!

Comments from our readers:

pavel_SPB
Uhahahaha .... !!! And seismic steam ???


Barkas
The most powerful weapon in the region is the Ukrainian media brain removal guaranteed!


Jaguar
There is no such weapon that can break what is not.


Upadok

The anniversary celebration of the UPA (Ukrainian Insurgent Army) was held in Kiev and other cities of Ukraine. The processions of the radicals under the banner of Nazism once again underlined the “European democratic choice” of what remained of the once flourishing Ukraine.



Fascist gathering in Kiev


On the streets of Kiev, the Fahrion-Freedom Freedom Party brought all the PACKED “good men”. There were thugs with fascist banners hiding their disguises. There were retirees, for several hryvnia dressed up in the form of the Nazis from the UPA. There was another mass trash, who decided that her time had come.

The march and rally went into a carnage at the walls of the Verkhovna Rada. The participants demanded that the deputies recognize the UPA by World War II veterans with all the attendant benefits. The radicals again had steel chains and incendiary bottles in their hands. Police once again felt the “Ukrainian democracy”. Only here, for some reason, the Ministry of Internal Affairs did not support the thugs, calling them as “the Kremlin horde”. Strange, and yet in February, Mr. Avakov called the same neo-Nazi evil fighters for the freedom of Ukraine. Or did Avakov’s entry into power automatically turn the status of protesters and protesters into “FSB agents”? And the State Department is silent about the suppression of democracy. AS?!

Comments from our readers:

Ordinary stock
With such friends Poroshenko and enemies do not. They will never have a state.


Walking
Yes, all the Ukrainian soldiers who fought and fell in battles with fascism in the Great Patriotic War did not think that this would be possible.


Boatsman_Palych
And they pleased me - even in Cueva, even among their own people go to balaclava, HORSE HORNS They sense ... that the payoff will be.


Attempt on Pavel Gubarev

The former Donetsk people's governor, Pavel Gubarev, was taken to a hospital in Rostov-on-Don after the assassination attempt. His car was fired upon by unknown. It is noted that Pavel Gubarev received serious injuries. It is reported that the car hit a pole after several shots at the car by unknown persons. After that, the car was stolen for some reason.




Pavel Gubarev was hospitalized after the assassination


Two days after the assassination attempt, Pavel Gubarev regained consciousness. Employees of the investigative authorities of the DPR found his car. On Pavel Gubarev's Facebook page, his wife Catherine left a note with the following words (spelling and punctuation of the source are preserved):

During the investigative actions, the car in which Paul was moving at the time of the attack was found. The car has damage to the right front of the collision with a reinforced concrete transmission line, as well as four bullet holes in the rear of the car and shot through the wheel. One of the bullets was stuck in the backseat of the car, where Paul was at the time of the incident. The investigator who conducted the inspection said that Pavel was lucky! According to preliminary estimates, the car was spread out at speed and probably due to damage to the wheel by a bullet, the car lost control.

Attached are photos of the car. Judging by the photos, in terms of information about the collision of “Audi” with a reinforced concrete support, and even at speed, Catherine clearly confuses something ... Anyway, Pavel Gubarev needs to wish health.

After some time, the DPR declared that the suspects in the attempted assassination of Pavel Gubarev were detained. However, it is not reported yet about who these people are, how exactly the assassination occurred, and who is its organizer. I would like from the investigative bodies of the DPR objectivity in investigating this high-profile incident with one of the leaders of the Novorossia party, if such an investigation is possible at all today. But, at least, the passage about the collision of “Audi” at speed with the reinforced concrete pylon of the power transmission lines should be clearly excluded from this investigation.

Comments from our readers:

Tuzik
Squabbling for power


Magadan
He put forward his candidacy in the elections. It is believed that Zakharchenko fell under the "clan of oligarchs." And Gubarev is from idealists like Strelkov, Brain, etc., who dream of building a people’s republic, where large key enterprises will belong to Novorossia (like socialism), ideology will be built on traditional (Orthodox) morality.


Doctor
I wish Gubarev a speedy recovery. Army of New Russia victory. And world peace. The world on the planet will kill the United States. Something like this.


Kangaroo leader

Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott - the one who already a couple of hours after receiving information about the MH-17 crash blamed Russia, now states that he will have a tough talk with Vladimir Putin at the G-20 summit regarding the perpetrators of the Boeing crash. At the same time, Abbott used the term “shirtfront”, which in the slang of Australian players means a direct collision with an opponent with the aim of dropping him on the ground.



Australian Prime Minister is going to "put Vladimir Putin on the ground" with the issue of the collapse of MH-17


Abbott's statements are painfully similar to those of a yard shorty, who boasts that he "puts down" anyone he meets on his way. The same little man usually gives the first streokach when it comes to engaging in business, and then tells how it was necessary for others to act.

Abbott's words caused ridicule in the country itself kangaroo. Tasmanian senator Jackie Lambi said that with her statements the prime minister once again emphasized his political immaturity. Well, and where is there something to ripen, then? Green Continent - Green Prime ...

Comments from our readers:

Coco Tim
Australia is a country of convicts, and the conversation with convicts is short, especially with their leader!


Abbra
Amazing country - Australia! They are so far from everything happening in Europe, and even more so in Russia, that even their prime minister can afford such nonsense ... I am afraid that after Putin’s answer, if he answers at all, Abbott’s ears will disappear. ..


Alexeir162
He should not worry, Vladimir Vladimirovich does not offend children.


Psaki looking for Kamyzyak

After numerous statements by official representatives of the US State Department that they did not recognize the results of these or other elections in Russia and other countries of the world, the Central Election Commission of Russia decided to take up the US State Department in the original vein. October 13 of this year addressed to US Secretary of State John Kerry, Deputy Chairman of the CEC of the Russian Federation S.Vavilov sent a letter in which he asked to say whether the US State Department recognizes the election results in the village of Volga-Caspian of Kamyzyaksky district of Astrakhan region.



The CEC asked the US State Department to evaluate the elections in the Kamyzyaksky district of the Astrakhan region


After receiving such a letter, Jen Psaki must have been working in her office for a very long time, studying the location of Kamyzyaksky District and its strategic importance for building world democracy on a map. At that moment, Tulupova’s citizen, who is mentioned in the appendix to the letter as a vigilant local resident who found a violation during the elections, strongly ikalas. And people passing by the building of the Central Election Commission heard the rolling laughter of Vladimir Churov, sticking stamps on envelopes with a request to comment on the elections in 80 with more than subjects of the Russian Federation.

Comments from our readers:


LaGlobal
This is the best trolling of the 100 anniversary !!! Bravo!


Kahlan amnell
Will the specific humor of the situation come to them? I doubt it. The usual humor does not always come to them, it is not by chance that in American comedies they use such a technique as offscreen laughter — not otherwise, to tell viewers where it’s funny and where it’s necessary to laugh.


qQQQ
It was a great idea, but I would like such requests to come from all the subjects where the elections were held, and even better, over the past 5 years, and then America will die under a pile of papers. We have a terrible weapon - the bureaucracy, while it fought against us, now let it serve the Motherland.


Drunk Zaporozhye muse

Greater mockery of the memory of the soldiers of the Red Army who died during the years of the Great Patriotic War, and the veterans who now live in Ukraine, it would seem difficult to imagine after yesterday’s events to celebrate the anniversary of the UPA. However, the authorities of Zaporozhye decided to surpass even Kiev in mockery. 



In Zaporozhye, the soldiers of the Red Army were presented as villains-rapists


During the concert dedicated to the anniversary of the heroic crossing of the Red Army across the Dnieper during the Great Patriotic War, the organizers showed a scene in which heroes dressed in Red Army uniform show scenes of violence against heroines dressed in Ukrainian national costumes in the form of a dance. Invited veterans experienced a real humiliation of the action, which showed Zaporozhye "overly creative" team.

However, according to the organizers, they are not understood. The dance was not shown what everyone thought. It turns out that the scenes of beatings and attempts to tear dresses on girls in Ukrainian outfits had to be interpreted as the fact that the sisters and mothers do not want to let their brothers and sons go to the front, and they still want to go to the front line, and therefore they have to use force even to relatives.

That is, apparently, the audience should have thanked the organizers for the fact that the “heroine sisters” “Red Army men” did not even beat them with their feet ...

Who is the author of this crazy script? .. He also needs to give a prize, at least, to the name of Viktyuk ...

Comments from our readers:

Lantau
Bastards ...


Dra-88
Okrainskaya bacchanalia continues, and there will be no end to this, as long as the svidomites are in power!


Gmasterbit
Previously, to fight cockroaches in the winter the hut was left in the cold for several days ..
In my opinion with Ukraine you need the same ...


Aleks 62
... Only not days, but months ...


Export adjustment

The interview of the first (and last) President of the USSR to the Rossiyskaya Gazeta gives reason to think about why Gorbachev suddenly changed his rhetoric regarding the West. If until recently it was difficult to imagine that this person would allow himself to at least have any critical statement regarding Washington and Western “democracy” as a whole, now Mikhail Sergeyevich seems to have been replaced.



Gorbachev changed?


Mikhail Sergeevich said that the West through 25 years after the fall of the Berlin Wall begins to build a new wall. A few days before, the chief ideologue of perestroika noted that the West had approached such a moment that it needed to restructure itself. If someone in the US or in the EU heard this statement of Gorbachev, then he must have been baptized for a long time ... After all, if Mikhail Sergeevich understands the term “perestroika” in relation to the West, it is exactly the same thing that resulted in the USSR we are only for ... Well, you can’t violate the principle of "equality and fraternity." The Soviet Union “restructured”, which means that at least the United States must be restructured.

And Mikhail Sergeyevich definitely needs to exploit the advertising slogan: “You haven’t had any perestroika yet, then I’m coming to you!” It will not be good if the West refuses the Nobel Peace Prize laureate to realize the initiative ...

Comments from our readers:

Genur
Tail began to wag


Sigdoc
One more award wanted


0255
Well, and someone changed the attitude towards Gorbachev for the better after his anti-Western speeches? What he is saying now about the West should have been talked about in 1985 ...


What will happen to the rearmament program?

While some representatives of the Russian authorities say that the economic sanctions of the West will not significantly affect the Russian economy, since Russia is looking for and finding new trade and economic partners, others are already announcing the need to curtail or revise certain programs. Among those government officials who say that it is impossible to carry out a number of state programs under existing schemes is the Minister of Finance of Russia Anton Siluanov. According to the head of the Ministry of Finance of the Russian Federation, the situation for Russia today is such that the developed program for the modernization of Russian weapons to 2020 in its original version is impossible.



What lies behind the revision of the rearmament program of the Russian army?


The government is going to revise the rearmament program. The stated reason is that, given the current economic conditions, the budget may not be able to pull out the expenses mentioned earlier. However, as the government officials themselves say, the new program will incorporate the high-tech sphere, and will also allow for effective control of public investment in the implementation of the defense order.

Words about the effectiveness of control spending are not the first time. But it just so happens that with all existing programs and departmental regulatory bodies, the amount of misuse of funds just grows. Will it be possible to break this trend this time? Or is Russia expecting a large-scale attempt to write off government flaws on Western sanctions? ..

Comments from our readers:

chess player
Such is the task of the Minister of Finance - to save and evaluate the situation is real, but from the standpoint of the economy. Each ministry sees its own situation in its own way, and then the president and the government exist in order for the ministers to listen and make the best decision.


Zoknyay82
So let him save on the army of officials and deputies, and not on the army of Russia.


Vyacheslav 64
The defense has always been the flagship of the innovative development of the economy. But the main thing - do not overdo it with defense spending.


Tomb of Fahrion

After the agreements were reached in the format of the so-called Minsk meeting of the contact group, the life of a number of deputies of the Verkhovna Rada seemed too dismal. For example, the deputy from the Svoboda Party, which is positioning itself as the mouthpiece of the neo-Nazism of Svoboda, suggested “consolidating the success” and ending the war by introducing the Ukrainian army into Moscow.



Ukrainian deputy urged ukroarmiya go to Moscow


“Svobodovtsy” in the week were generally in shock. Apparently, the day of the "UPA" acted on them as a full moon on the unclean. The idea to dash at Moscow was also supported by a woman with incessant itching in an interesting place - Ms. Fahrion. This lady declared that she lives on Earth only for the sake of Moscow being destroyed. Well, it can be stated that the life of this “warrior with language” will be lived in vain. The only thing that can comfort her is that the followers of such delusional ideas after the death of their “cast-iron lady” precisely erected a standing tomb for her — maybe even on the border with Russia — the ground seized for building the Wall won't disappear. And there will be on the Square a new landmark - the tomb of Fahrion, and next to it - the Pyramid of Orphan, which he will impose at the sight of the real Russian army, "walking" along the border line ...

Comments from our readers:

Rfxnumx
Dill overeat, or something ...


Natalia
Now this is happening again, and I want to say ... Those Ukrainians, with the tacit consent of which what is happening (namely neobandershchina), happen, have lost their moral right to be considered brothers. After all, when some people say moh.k.a.l.u. on knives, others who
most, silent - it means they are satisfied.

You say they are afraid, they are intimidated. Then what are they brothers to us. After all, they do not even need to be beaten, it is enough to intimidate them - after shouting a word to Heroes of Fame! Talk like: "Well, you forgive us, we're brothers" should no longer roll.

Our brothers (Donetsk and Luhansk) are now dying on the territory of the whole of New Russia, because they were not afraid to be OUR brothers. They did not accept the new Fascist ideology that had been vaccinated from the west. Ukrainians chose to abandon their brothers, their past (present and future), their ancestors, the great feats of these very ancestors. We created new, non-endeavor ones - and who are they after that? They changed themselves, they betrayed themselves, in the name of what?

I propose more to stop tolerating the fact that we (the citizens of Russia) want to put us on knives or somewhere else. Since the general line of official Kiev is this, it means you are not brothers to us, comrades Ukrainians. And the enemies.

You need to answer for your words. Shout that we are your enemies, that you are going to cut us, do you like it? Well, then what are you better than Wahhabis. It turns out that you need to stop.
And one day we will stop you. Just stop not as brothers, but as enemies. Russian harnesses for a long time, but if it harnesses, it will reach Berlin.


KEH
Sick people...


Gas pause

The “clear and reasonable” proposals of Ukraine are partially revealed by the Russian Minister of Energy, Alexander Novak. The official declares the existence of a document that the Ukrainian side sent to the European Union. In this document, Ukraine notifies Brussels that it will start paying debt only when Russia resumes deliveries. That is, a logic that the Ilfo-Petrovsky fitter of Mechnikov, who uttered the famous phrase: “money in the morning, chairs in the evening,” clearly would not support. Kiev wants chairs in the morning, chairs in the afternoon, chairs in the evening, chairs in the night ... And money? .. What more money? ..



The desired Kiev formula of Russian gas supplies: in the morning “chairs”, in the afternoon “chairs”, in the evening “chairs” and at night “chairs”


Vladimir Putin: Russia will cut gas supply to Ukraine if Kiev starts to steal it


In general, Ukraine again puts the favorite “ultimatum”: either Gazprom supplies us with gas for nothing, or we start stealing it from a pipe through which blue fuel goes to Europeans. Good choice ...

Vladimir Putin commented on the statements of Kiev. According to the president, Russia will have to reduce gas supplies in the event of Ukrainian theft. Putin reminded the Europeans that in the 2008 year they had to do just that, and only after that it really got to the “partners” that Ukraine needed to be pushed into a contract.

Apparently, this time the EU will not understand the whole complexity of the issue until it feels that there is not enough gas ... So, the sooner Yatsenyuk gives direct instructions to gas, the faster Yatsenyuk himself will sign any contract to be prepared. "Partners" do not like to feel cold because of someone else's fault ...

Comments from our readers:

Ochakow703
I give a hundred, agree! And our philanthropists will give gas to the scum of us all to the detriment. We ruble gas thrown over, and they will give.


Roman 1970
And then let them figure out in Europe who is right and who is to blame. As Europe regularly pays for gas, the conclusions will be unequivocal.


ShturmKGB
West Ukraine will throw like Georgia. European politicians who have adopted sanctions in the heat of the anti-Russian sentiment are beginning to sober up .. The interests of their peoples are more important than the political adventurous interests of the American money-givers ...


Happy future

October 16 Russian President Vladimir Putin arrived in the Serbian capital to negotiate and participate in the celebration of the seventieth anniversary of the liberation of Belgrade from the Nazi invaders.



How is the channel "RT", during a meeting with the head of Serbia, Tomislav Nikolic, the President of the Russian Federation said that a favorable future awaits Russia and Serbia.

"I believe that in the next three years, the cumulative amount of investment will reach 6 billion dollars or even 10 billion dollars," the president said in a statement. TASS.

Serbia warmly greeted Vladimir Putin


By refusing to support the sanctions policy that Washington directed for vassal Brussels, Belgrade won economically, and won in the long run. Supplies of Serbian products to Russia are growing at a record pace today, and tomorrow the volume of trade between the two countries will increase significantly. The “sanctioners” from Western Europe, who despised the economy for the sake of politics, actually lost the Russian market. No wonder that there are portraits of Putin everywhere in Belgrade.

And what is there mother Europe? And she declares through its media controlled by the puppet governments, that Belgrade is not going that way and “allows it”! .. Well, of course, other noble Europeans are konderka shaking at the mere mention of Putin’s portraits ...

Comments from our readers:

Hairy Siberian
God in heaven, on earth Russia is a Serbian proverb.


Name
Root in Serbia, they understand that the pro-American geyropa has chosen the wrong road.


Dr.Faust.Patron
I liked how the US ambassador psaknul: what does Putin do in Belgrade? He was liberated by the UKRAINIAN army ... Heil UA, heil heroes ...


Koshak
The performance of the guard of honor with our SKS-45 and under the “Farewell of the Slav”.


Russian submarines surround Finland

The Finnish authorities, following a media report that Russian warships (allegedly) impeded the work of the Finnish research vessel Aranda in the international waters of the Baltic, set out to receive comments from the Russian Federation on the incident.



Near the "Aranda" was allegedly seen a submarine. This incident occurred in early August, but it became known about him only 11 of October. Moreover, on September 2, a Russian helicopter flew up to the research ship several times, then a Russian warship approached it.

Finnish authorities expect to receive explanations from Moscow on the incident in the Baltic Sea


On Monday, October 13, the Finnish Transport Security Agency, through the mouth of the Finnish Telegraph Bureau, explained to a frightened local public that the government had not found any security threat in maritime "incidents." No one violated the rules of navigation, there were no dangerous situations.

Finns sleep well.

Comments from our readers:

svp67
I'm sorry, what? Never mind! All are alive, healthy and thank God, and then make noise, you see, they were not allowed to go somewhere ... It was busy there, BUSY. And here is our version:
“During the summer-autumn period, the Finnish ship Aranda twice tried to get into the area where the surface ships of the Baltic Fleet worked on the tasks of the PLO. It is noteworthy that the Finns did this every time, despite the preliminary notification of the Russian side about the location of the maneuvers.
It is clear that the patience of the Balts turned out to be not unlimited ... As a result, when the Aranda, despite radio shouts, again became impudent and flooded where it should not be, the deck chopper was sent to the Finns from the board of the Boky corvette. When this did not stop the “hot Finnish guys,” Boky himself went to intercept the “Aranda”. First, the corvette lay on the countercourse, and then at full speed "cut" the Finns so that in order to avoid a collision, it was necessary to quickly turn away to the side "(source).


zart_arn
Guys! I swear like little children!
"Aranda" ("Aranda"), a research vessel of the Institute for Marine Research (Finland). Built in 1953; displacement 1100 t. Biological and ichthyological studies in the Baltic m. and Sev. Atlantic. Insert a less heroic photo of the plate is impossible.
What is this intelligence court? Even to full amateurs in the field of sea vessels it is clear that this is a trough.
Well, the usual maritime incident, warned to be careful, that's all.
And here you have the same Trafalgar victory is celebrated, well, by God, children.


avg
The Swedes are forgivable, they have been fishing our 70 submarines for years, they have crawled all the fjords, this is their national fun. But the Finns, you see, connected after watching the movie "Peculiarities of National Fishing." Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs must explain to the Finns that this is not a documentary, but a figment of the author’s imagination. You look, in a couple of years together and laugh.


Ukraine wants to build communism in Poland

The Minister of Economy of Poland Janusz Piechochynski said that Kiev was interested in supplying Polish coal, but would like to receive it for free. “We heard that there is an interest in the Polish coal from the Ukrainian side, but at the same time they would like to receive it for free. I felt disgusted, to say the least. It is clear that the Ukrainian side is interested in the internationalization of the conflict, "the newspaper Vzglyad quotes the words of Pekhochinsky.



Polish Minister: Ukraine is interested in coal from Poland, but wants to receive it for nothing


Now the Poles (and maybe someone else from the fraternal Europe) have finally understood how they see their future position in the European Union as “nezalezhnaya”. Everything is very simple: Ukraine joins the EU, the EU is building a paradise in Ukraine, Ukrainians live in paradise.

Brussels, of course, can ask Kiev why it is such a bitter plan to support a people that it does not want to support itself. Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk have a ready-made answer to this: the long wall that Kiev (or rather, the World Bank) agreed to build just now on the border will protect Europe from Russian aggressors. Ukrainians will become Putin’s main obstacle tanks, submarines, nuclear missiles, and forty thousand soldiers gathered to march around Helsinki. Europeans will have to pay for protection. Free coal from Poland - this is only the first communist application of Kiev economists ...

Comments from our readers:

Finches
What did the Poles want? Everything is absolutely fair - they sponsored a coup, sponsor the economy! So the huntyats truly require! They promised Ukraine a European paradise, so let's pay for it!


Rostov
Here are the comments of the Poles from the original article (on the site gazeta.pl):
jacdabr1.1947: Oil leaked! Who ordered our politicians to support Ukraine and look for the enemy in Russia? They put Poland before the threat of war with both neighbors. They ruined the economy. Overthrow the stupid.
Krypdyr: Don't forget to send them a weapon so that they can use it to kill Poles from neighboring provinces.
pro11ton: We must be so happy that for now Bandera just want to rob us, not kill us. But this is only for now. Think again.


Lantau
Gentlemen, do you really not love your friends dill? Somehow not European.


By the will of allah

October 13 on the site RIA "News - Ukraine" A material appeared by Vladimir Matveyev under the title "Islamic State" and the United States threatens the security of Russia. " The author notes that the threat of one of the commanders of the "Islamic State" about a possible invasion of Russia, then replicated by the media, illustrates the mood of groups that dream of rejecting part of Russia’s territory in the Caucasus in order to create an Islamic state there.



"Islamic State" on the way to Russia


Recall that extremists from the IG a month and a half ago stated that they were planning to “liberate” Chechnya and the Caucasus with the “grace of Allah”. Militants have translated their video message, addressed to V. Putin, into Russian. An Islamist was broadcasting from the cockpit of a fighter standing at a captured military airfield in the region of Tabaka in the province of Rakka (Syria).

Here are the lines from the text of the appeal: “This is a message to you, O Vladimir Putin! These are your planes that you sent to Bashar, we will, by the will of Allah, send them to you, remember this! ”

Comments from our readers:

Vadiara
This plague is more terrible than the Ebola virus ...


Argyn
More terrible Ebola will be those who created it, okay? And do not la-la-la, the disease is raging precisely where there is a lot of oil, plus American aid in the form of marines.


Muadipus
The Yankees are the plague! Americans are the disease-causing bacillus of the planet, and Ebola, IG and others are consequences.


In the east the sun rises, and in the west it falls

October 13 in the framework of the visit of Chinese Prime Minister Li Keqiang Russia and China signed 38 agreements in various areas: energy, transport, banking, agriculture, space technology, telecommunications. Among other things, the governments of the PRC and the Russian Federation agreed to facilitate gas supplies via the Power of Siberia pipeline, and the Russian Central Bank and the People's Bank of China decided to hold currency swaps (a couple of rubles - yuan instead of dollars) for contract settlements.



West does everything to raise the "dragon" and "bear"


Western sanctions were a double-edged sword. First, they (as well as retaliatory sanctions from Russia) hit the economies of those Western countries that connected to Washington’s pressure on Moscow. Secondly, the Kremlin has finally (perhaps already irrevocably, since the energy contracts are long-term) turned in the direction of the Celestial Empire. Thirdly, in the prevailing geopolitical situation, if not an anti-American alliance, then a strategic partnership, in which the parties bound by long-term economic agreements, will be forced to defend some common political position on the world stage, will emerge. Fourth, direct foreign exchange transactions between the PRC and the Russian Federation is the first nail in the coffin of the American dollar. And fifthly: in the world already today there is a little less than the American “hegemony”.

Comments from our readers:

comprochikos
Were hegemones, and become pokemon.


EvgenSuslov
They do not understand us at all. As they do not understand the Chinese, Arabs, Hispanics. Climb everywhere with its charter, not wanting to understand the internal mood of the people and the state. And then they wonder why their plan did not work the way they wanted.


Sensatus
They really understand us very badly.
When people ask me, to whom we are closer mentally - to the East or to the West, I always say that to the East. Usually the interviewee is surprised. And I give an example of how my European acquaintance complained that he could not talk heart to heart because this is NOT ACCEPTED! You can talk with your friends or colleagues only about work, weather or similar on-duty topics. If you need to pour out the soul, then he goes to a personal psychologist.
It's crazy for me, because in this case I call my friends, we take meat, beer and go to someone to the cottage for a kebab. And many can simply pour out the soul of a casual acquaintance over a glass of vodka. And this is our normal.
So how can these Europeans, “honed” for personal success and a career, walk on their heads for the sake of additional profit, understand the bulk of the Russian people who were brought up and live according to completely different laws?
But Eastern people understand us more about it. That's why I say that we are mentally closer to the East. Although the special way has not been canceled. Apparently, only the same Russian can fully understand the Russian person.


Who buries America?

The International Energy Agency lowered its forecast for oil demand growth this year at 200 thousand barrels per day.

October 14 at a trading session in Europe, Brent crude fell in price on the 3,85 dollar, dropping to the 85,04 dollar per barrel. The fall rates (–4,3 percent) were the highest since September 2011, notes "Lenta.ru" with reference to an article in The Wall Street Journal.



In the Western press, futurological opinions immediately sprang up, according to which oil prices will continue to fall, and Rosneft and Comrade. Putin's life draws a nightmare ahead.

The vision of the West: oil prices collapse, and Putin becomes a "good fellow"


Western gloating over the coming collapse of the Russian economy into a black hole seems more foolish than sarcastic. Who made oil break price records for several years? West.

Not Putin bombed Iraq and Libya. Putin did not climb with democracy to Syria (there is also oil there). It was the Middle East crisis, the Arab spring, the NATO bombing and anti-Iranian oil sanctions that caused the drop in oil supply on the world market, which could not but affect the rise in prices.

The West itself once played into the hands of the Kremlin, and at the same time its (American) oil owners, who had taken up the shale formations not so long ago.

Now, with the fall in oil prices, the strike will feel both the Russian and the American oil industry. Some Western futurists in quotes, rejoicing at the “collapse of Putin's empire”, forget about the forthcoming suffering of the White House: oil producers will stop unprofitable drilling (in oil shale, production profitability ends at 80 dollars per barrel) and thousands of workers are thrown into the street. The Obama’s Job Creator rating will fall along with the price of oil. This Nobel laureate of the world still Hollande envy!

Stick after all about the two ends, Mister soothsayers.

Comments from our readers:

Dormidont2
It is necessary to reduce the demand for currency, reduce imports (build factories), process resources, ban bucks and euros, establish a firm exchange rate, limit currency export and speculation on the currency exchange by taxes, and direct speculative capital through banks to industry.


matross
And why so petty? And the iron curtain, the nationalization of business, an article for parasitism and a term for being late for work? Rabkrin and surplus where?
Go out on the street or watch TV - all around, damn it, capitalism without a human face! Why offer the impossible? Or arrange a socialist revolution, Comrade Lenin?
Ruble is a conditionally convertible currency, and someone offers to make it generally wooden. And then for her to sell oil. So really - maybe it's better to change glass beads? The beads can be hanged even on the neck by economic theorists.


Karlsonn
Today, the economic situation is such that the price below 80 will hit the Saudis and the Americans much more. Moreover, the current fall in oil prices will not be long, so there is no reason for panic.
But the question of replacing the petrodollar with an oil tube-yuan is becoming more and more relevant.
Against the background of all that is happening personally, I was more interested in news Russia’s increase in gold reserves and gold mining, the dumping of US government bonds, and a decline in the share of dollars in its reserves.


Difficulties of defense vocabulary

US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said that the US military must be prepared to "deal" with the Russian army, which is "on the threshold of NATO." “The requirements for the US Army will become increasingly diverse and complex. The threat from terrorists and insurgents will exist for us for a long time, but we also have to deal with revisionist Russia, with its modern and efficient army standing on the threshold of NATO, ”lead the Pentagon’s words.



US Secretary of Defense: On the threshold of NATO, a modern and efficient army of revisionist Russia stands


Hearing such speeches from an experienced sergeant warrior, Russian Defense Minister S. Shoigu was surprised.

“This testifies to the development by the Pentagon of scenarios of operations near the borders of our country,” сказал he reporters. Shoigu noted that he was personally acquainted with Chuck Hagel. And a recent speech, “in which the Russian armed forces were designated by the military adversary,” “surprised” him, moreover, “to put it mildly”.

The words of the head of the Pentagon tried to interpret Rear Admiral John Kirby. Standing next to Jen Psaki at a gosdepovskoy press conference, Kirby said that in the speech of Hagel "there were no threatening statements to any country," but "the situation around Ukraine and the actions of the Russian Federation force the US to support the infrastructure of its allies in NATO."

Journalists asked what Hagel had in mind when he called Russia "revisionist." The Rear Admiral replied: "It seems to us that their intention is to go back to the glorious days of the Soviet Union."

Finally, a military official was asked: how could Russia get closer to NATO? After all, it was the opposite: the North Atlantic Alliance approached close to the Russian Federation! Kirby said: "Obviously, President Putin looks at the issue like that, but we look at it exactly the wrong way." Psaki immediately assented, saying that the threat does not come from NATO, but from Russia.

We do not know whether Psaki, Kirby and Hagel will find Russia on the world map. But we know for sure: if Americans so often repeat the mantra about the “glorious days of the Soviet Union,” the past will turn into a future. The monument to Gagarin in Texas is already there. Why should the Statue of Liberty not give way to the concrete Joseph Stalin?

Comments from our readers:

Revolver
Although I am an American citizen, but my opinion is that the hell was for Clinton to push the NATO threshold towards the Russian army. NATO does not benefit from the same Poles and especially the Balts, except for expenses, and I will not poke a finger in where (_ | _) is the same.


Gomunkul
Any country with imperial ambitions has to spend huge amounts of money on maintaining not only its army, but also the armies of its satellites and allies.


MEHT
How is it amerikosovski-break into someone else's house, and then resent that the owners did not shoot themselves.


Welcome to the world of Putin

American Jeremy Jacques in the magazine "The Trumpet" he predicted that, despite Western sanctions, Vladimir Putin would not only "keep the chair", but even "politically strengthen in the long term."



Putin was "predicted in the Bible," the author reports. Speech on the "stunning prophecy" of John: "The number of cavalry troops was two darkness; and I heard his number. " (Revelation, 9: 16). The army in 200.000.000 men is much more people than lived in the world at the time when the prophecy was written.

The Bible provides many important details about this largest army. In Revelation 16: 12 we are talking about the "kings of sunrise", that is, the "confederation of Asian countries," the author believes.

But who will lead the campaign? The answer is given in the Book of Ezekiel, in chapter 38, in verses 1-2: “And the word of the LORD came unto me, Son of man! Turn thy face to Gog in the land of Magog, prince of Rosh, Meshech, and Tubal, and prophesy against him. " Rosh, writes a publicist, is the ancient name of Russia.

Project "ZZ". Putin and 200 of millions of men - the hope of the planet


Gerald Flurry, the editor-in-chief of The Trumpet, also developed this theme in the September issue of the magazine: “I firmly believe that Vladimir Putin is going to lead the army at 200000000 people ... I don’t see anyone on the horizon who can stand it!”

Another American publicist, Paul Craig Roberts, meanwhile darkly prophesies: If Ebola fever and global warming do not destroy humanity, then Washington will do it.

In this case, there is only one hope - the Holy Scriptures. More precisely, on Vladimir Putin. And 200 million men.

Comments from our readers:

Magadan
More and more people in America want Putin to crash America. Hard to believe, but true. Something is coming. The main thing is not to lose Russia to New Russia.


CAMS
Life passes, and itching!


botsman80
I am a small person and do not climb into the higher realms. And what do I see: under Putin, I raised my head and became proud of my country, under Putin, the level of terror on the territory of the Russian Federation significantly decreased, under Putin it was just safer to walk the streets, under Putin, my income increased 9 times, under Putin my wife decided to have two more children (because we can afford it), under Putin, I calmly look into tomorrow ... Is it bad? The answer is obvious. And whether he or his relatives stole a lot, only those who would like to profit themselves are interested ...


avia1991
... WHERE ARE RECORDED IN THIS BIBLICAL ARMY? I WILL GO!


andruha70
Where do these 200 have millions of men? I'm first in line!



* “If you are lucky, the one will blow the rooster, and I will also carry a bird like you!” - the phrase from the movie “The meeting place cannot be changed”
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  1. ISKANDER25
    +1
    19 October 2014 07: 18
    Hello!
  2. +26
    19 October 2014 07: 18
    Thanks, Author! As always on top!
    The mere fact that the Minister of Defense of Ukraine is a "penny")) suggests that the president of this country,
    not living its own life, is "zero"))
    1. nvv
      nvv
      +9
      19 October 2014 07: 42
      A little about everything.
      1. +11
        19 October 2014 11: 00
        The Kremlin finally (perhaps already irrevocably, since long-term energy contracts) turned in the direction of the Celestial Empire

        To the west, of course, it’s dangerous to stand with your backs - they are still tolerant ... But if something happens, we can kick! soldier
        1. +1
          20 October 2014 08: 47
          in the balls, if any !!! moreover, aiming, from the heart, and putting in all of his strength !!! Yes
      2. +8
        19 October 2014 11: 29
        Alex, Oleg! Thanks for the review! hi

        What’s interesting here is the situation with Russia and China! The Chinese began to dream of super projects in Russia. winked
        The train journey from Moscow to Beijing will take two days.

        The construction of a high-speed highway from Moscow to Beijing - a joint project of Russia and China - is estimated at $ 245 billion.

        China and Russia signed a memorandum of cooperation in the field of railway communication. The main project will be the Moscow-Beijing high-speed highway, which will reduce the travel time from capital to capital by three times: from six days to two. 7000 km long road will begin in Beijing, pass through Khabarovsk, Ulan Bator, Irkutsk, Astana, Yekaterinburg and end in Moscow. The construction cost is estimated at $ 245 billion.

        As the head of Russian Railways, Vladimir Yakunin, reported, the design of the first sections of the highway can begin this year.

        Three important aspects of Li Keqiang's trip to Russia (People's Daily, China)
        The strategic cooperation between Russia and China has brought new results! At the 19 Sino-Russian regular meeting of heads of government, attended by Premier of the State Council of the PRC Li Keqiang, who visited Russia, about 50 bilateral agreements were signed in various fields.
        ---------------
        The potential of Russian-Chinese relations is inexhaustible. Take, for example, trade and economic ties: Russia expects that next year, trade with China will amount to 100 billion US dollars, and in 2020, 200 billion. Mutually beneficial cooperation between our countries is the first important aspect of Li Keqiang’s visit.
        ---------------
        Russia ranks first in the world in terms of territory, it is a bridge connecting Europe and Asia, therefore Russian-Chinese cooperation is an important component of the Silk Road economic belt. Russia should use the prosperity of Asia for its own good, it should reconstruct the main railway lines in the Far East.
        ---------------
        The third important aspect is strong political support for each other. So, Russia and China agreed to prepare for a joint celebration next year of the seventieth anniversary of the end of World War II. These two powers support each other on such key issues as sovereignty, territorial integrity and security.

        The Americans were cool with the Hong Kong Maidan!tongue
        1. -2
          19 October 2014 12: 42
          Well, well, only who will reconstruct these 7000 km? But Yakunin has some kind of happiness, sawing 245 billion is not a draw for you on the fence.
          1. +9
            19 October 2014 15: 58
            Then the Chinese need to give a tip to him. They know how to work with such officials.
          2. +1
            20 October 2014 05: 58
            Was the article really about "reconstruction"? Perhaps I misunderstood everything, but it was written about the construction of a new high-speed highway connecting Moscow and Beijing (West and East). And the Transsib, as it was, will remain an independent transport route. He has other goals and objectives ... smile
        2. +3
          20 October 2014 05: 54
          Quote: Sid.74
          The Americans were cool with the Hong Kong Maidan!

          It is very difficult to find in the world a "project" with the participation of the United States, in which they have not done this. Apparently, they have such a karma - for which they do not undertake, everything is destroyed ... smile
          1. +3
            21 October 2014 18: 21
            Apparently, they have such karma - for which they don’t undertake, everything is destroyed ...
            Young children usually have a belt for this. What should I do with these hands?
  3. +41
    19 October 2014 07: 20
    "A silver coin of the Commonwealth and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania in denomination of 1,5 grosz. Poltorak was equal to approximately one Russian kopeck."

    Well, I don’t know how much it costs, but the knowledge in the topography is definitely halfway lol
    1. +21
      19 October 2014 07: 39
      "the mother of the deceased soldier said that the enemy is using" a weapon that explodes in the head against the Ukrainian army. "

      We know ento weapons ...
      1. +19
        19 October 2014 07: 52
        Gas pause

        As an advertisement ...
        1. +15
          19 October 2014 08: 07
          "Polish Economy Minister Janusz Piechoczynski said that Kiev is interested in the supply of Polish coal, but would like to receive it free of charge." We heard that there is an interest in Polish coal from the Ukrainian side, but they would like to receive it for free. I felt disgusted, to say the least. It is clear that the Ukrainian side is interested in the internationalization of the conflict "
        2. +6
          19 October 2014 11: 22
          Colleague, transcript. I haven’t laughed like that for a long time.
        3. Follower
          +6
          19 October 2014 11: 45
          I would like to comment on the words of a classic: "what a disgusting mug" ...
      2. +11
        19 October 2014 08: 47
        Here is another inspired by the magnetic resonance weapons ... fellow I think the journalists in "Call of Pripyat" outplayed ... wassat fool
        1. +10
          19 October 2014 09: 58
                 
        2. +4
          19 October 2014 11: 50
          Quote: SHILO
          I think the journalists in "Call of Pripyat" outplayed ...

          The exoskeleton is not enough.
        3. +6
          19 October 2014 15: 25
          Quote: SHILO
          Here is another inspired by the magnetic resonance weapons ... fellow I think the journalists in "Call of Pripyat" outplayed ... wassat fool


          By the way, STALKER is the only worthy thing made in Ukraine after the USSR. Nothing more. Absolutely nothing in any area.
    2. +13
      19 October 2014 07: 49
      Quote: SHILO
      knowledge in topography he is halfway through


      Yes, the "south-north direction" is the pearl of the year (estimate: 8 psaki or 6 bushes).
      However, nothing surprising - the epidemic of moronity is progressing in the former Ukraine with amazing speed. Du.ra.k-commander is worse than a gas attack. bully
    3. +10
      19 October 2014 08: 34
      South North! This is a Klondike. Sunday, a couple of minutes of laughter. High spirits. Thanks.
      1. +19
        19 October 2014 09: 41
        Quote: African
        Sunday, a couple of minutes of laughter.

        Well, so I add!
        Germany will teach Ukrainian prosecutors to fight corruption
        According to the press service of the Prosecutor General's Office of Ukraine, "the parties agreed on further cooperation and agreed on joint activities to train Ukrainian prosecutors using the experience of their German colleagues in the fight against corruption."

        I’m afraid that after such communication Germany will not recognize ITS prosecutors!
        1. +7
          19 October 2014 10: 03
          I’m afraid that after such communication Germany will not recognize ITS prosecutors!


          In 2013, through corruption, the EU budget withdrew 500 billion euros. This is only according to official EU statistics.
          Ukraine to Europeans, as to the moon on foot.
          1. +2
            19 October 2014 12: 48
            Quote: Zeus
            I’m afraid that after such communication Germany will not recognize ITS prosecutors!


            In 2013, through corruption, the EU budget withdrew 500 billion euros. This is only according to official EU statistics.
            Ukraine to Europeans, as to the moon on foot.

            You are wrong, they (Ukrainians) just have the wrong opportunities, they were not lucky with the country, poor.
            Let them go somewhere in Europe - and there will also be "Ukraina", with all that it implies ...
            They (Europeans) on this part against ukrov are just naive sons.
            1. +5
              19 October 2014 15: 59
              Quote: PENZYAC
              it's just that the possibilities are not the same, they were not lucky with the country, poor.


              How so unlucky? At the time of exit from the USSR, Ukraine was inferior in economic power only to Russia among the CIS, in terms of armaments inferior to Russia, the USA and China. For 23 years, they managed to devour most of what they had, and this despite the fact that they were speculating for cheaply bought gas from the EU from us. Of course, they still have a lot of things left from the USSR, but the production capacities that remained have exhausted their resources a little less than completely, and even have become technologically outdated.
              It’s just that the EU is still a lot of countries, and until recently they had growth, but Ukraine was one, and growth was only due to cheap gas and the markets of Russia, Belarus, and Kazakhstan. Cheap gas has not died since 2009, and there has been no growth. That's the difference in the amounts. But Ukrainians, therefore, are far from Europeans, because for meeting in the confederation and independent development, something needs to be done except robbery, but they did not.

              Quote: PENZYAC
              Let them go somewhere in Europe - and there will also be "Ukraina", with all that it implies ...
              They (Europeans) on this part against ukrov are just naive sons.


              But this is without a doubt!
        2. +1
          21 October 2014 09: 59
          Exchange of experience at the gates of Germany ...
      2. +1
        20 October 2014 06: 00
        Quote: African
        South North! This is a Klondike

        This is a compass needle ... laughing
    4. +26
      19 October 2014 11: 42
      Oleg, Alexey - ours to you with a brush hi

      Can I take a little fuligan here? feel

      Oh, Valera Genitalia
      You were left without medals
      Now there is no shoulder straps, stripes
      There is an order. From pi ...
      "For excellent ATO"
      After all, no one "knows"
      What are you liquidizing ...
      When did Donbass try to take
      Sorry, war is war
      Poltorak is now a hero!
      He will surely win!
      He himself tells us that!
      All medals, everything to him
      Knows how to wage war
      Right now, a little tense
      And then it will burst into Crimea
      Hold your parade there
      How Barack will be happy!
      And on camera, happy
      He will speak to the world
      What is great and mighty
      Ukrov army like a cloud
      Slavic world will conquer
      And then the island of Crete!
      Over China - ukrov banners
      The Kremlin has been under siege for a long time
      All Europe will "tremble"
      And at his feet lies
      Corrected tricycle
      Tucking your hand in the cuff
      And straighten the whole world with your foot
      Poltorak - finally a hero.

      How do ukram explain?
      Not all "gold" glitters
      Poltorak then - unclear
      Hello Room 6 Chamber
      Or is it all in vain
      If not in the head of the king
      And with the ambition of Stepashi
      Is his whole lot a parasha? laughing
      1. +10
        19 October 2014 17: 32
        hi
        The slogan "Glory to Ukraine!" and the answer to it "Glory to the Heroes!" it seems that nothing is bad, if you did not know the background of their appearance ...
        "Glory to Ukraine! “Glory to the Heroes!” Is an analogue of the German “Heil Hitler! “Glory to Hitler!” And, accordingly, “Sieg Heil!” “Glory to the victory!”
        This greeting was distributed among the activists of the UPA (Ukrainian Insurgent Army).
        The German historian Grzegorz Rossilinsky-Liebe writes about the origin of this slogan: “With the outbreak of World War II and the fall of Poland, Bandera is released from prison and goes to Krakow. At this time, the greeting “Glory to Ukraine!” Appears. “Glory to the Heroes!”, Copied from Nazi counterparts.
        This Hitlerite greeting was used at the Second Congress of the OUN (we are talking about the Second Great Assembly of the OUN, convened by the Probander’s breakdown of the OUN-revolutionary, future OUN (b)) in Krakow in April 1941.
        By the way, in the phrase “Arbeit macht frei” - which is in German, it sounds like “Arbait Macht Fry”, which means “Labor makes free” or “Labor frees” - at first glance there is nothing reprehensible either.
        But, if you do not take into account that this phrase in the form of a greeting slogan, as a mockery, was hung out over the entrance gate of the Nazi-German death camps - Sachsenhausen, Auschwitz, Terezin, Gross-Rosen ....
    5. +2
      19 October 2014 11: 43
      He’s nickname number 2
    6. kompotnenado
      +1
      19 October 2014 18: 58
      Where do they find so many morons?
    7. Bowless
      0
      20 October 2014 21: 14
      It seems to me like Perdyukov.
  4. Romass
    +5
    19 October 2014 07: 26
    That's right. The Zapadlovites are inviting the economic and socio-political kerdyk to themselves. Papa Sam and Mama are very happy. Yes, I’m Sludge Ha Saka, I’m quite happy ... All these tricks are ahead of us.
  5. +18
    19 October 2014 07: 35
    US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said the US military should be prepared to "deal" with the Russian army, which "is on the verge of NATO." “The requirements for the US Army will become more diverse and complex.
  6. +10
    19 October 2014 07: 35
    The result is the same for Ukraine and its patrons "Everything is fine, beautiful marquise, everything is fine ...".
    1. +25
      19 October 2014 09: 45
      Quote: SveTok
      The result is the same for Ukraine and its patrons "Everything is fine, beautiful marquise, everything is fine ...".

      Joke "Negotiations on gas supplies"
      Knock knock (at the door of the Russian Federation)
      -Who's there?
      -This is us. To talk.
      -And how many of you? -
      Two (Ukraine and the EU)
      -That's and talk
      1. +3
        20 October 2014 00: 56
        New Year's Eve. Dialog on skype Kiev-Toronto:
        -Well, didn’t Ukraine freeze?
        -Ni, Europa was frozen ...
  7. +6
    19 October 2014 07: 37
    Alexey and Oleg, thanks for the review, as always at a high level !!!
  8. +10
    19 October 2014 07: 49
    Poltorak was about one Russian penny.

    In short - cheap stuff. laughing
    1. +4
      19 October 2014 11: 46
      Quote: mivmim
      In short - cheap stuff. laughing


      Gift for the post. bully
      1. Jenovia
        0
        20 October 2014 08: 32
        But Harya the size of a half oval wink
  9. +6
    19 October 2014 07: 54
    Well, and Ebott’s erysipelas with a brick, Putin knows how to break bricks over his head!
    1. +4
      19 October 2014 09: 20
      About Abbott's head?
  10. +24
    19 October 2014 08: 00
    Greetings to all! Relatively light, one can even say with a twinkle and humor, and a benefit for RUSSIA a week, which is reflected by the authors hi Yes. Only the Sunday gag remains:
    A crest-nationalist comes home after a rally, tired, hungry, looks
    the elevator at the entrance works, runs into the apartment, and there my wife cooks food on the gas,
    that already poplohelo, goes into the bath, and there is hot water.
    Sliding along the wall, whispers:
    - That's it, the invaders are back again!

    And the wall didn’t help ....
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    2. +6
      19 October 2014 09: 41
      Such a wattle fence will not be cut by any scissors! laughing
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  12. +23
    19 October 2014 08: 12
    It is time for the Americans to answer for plagiarism however, but ... laughing
    1. +5
      19 October 2014 13: 08
      A plus for the morning uplifting mood, even if they stole their anthem (melody) from us, then this is no longer in any gate ... Then it is clear why they have a subject who just fell from a palm tree at their head! And it's time to ask an adult for plagiarism and copyright infringement of the Russian People! I listened carefully and understood that a nation artificially created on the ashes of the Great Indian Culture by a gang of adventurers and scoundrels is not a nation at all, but an ordinary gang, and therefore, as the Supreme Indian Chief said: "The United States must be destroyed", because they are the enemy of all mankind, the source of the destruction of everything the world!
      1. +1
        20 October 2014 05: 34
        And if you find out that the melody that is used in the US anthem was written a hundred years before the appearance of our song "Khasbulat the daring"? Will you present it to Russia and ask for an adult?
    2. WASABI
      +22
      19 October 2014 13: 47
      Yes, God bless her, with America ... Have you noticed how beautiful our girls are ??! Who else can meet such beauties like us !!?
      1. +9
        19 October 2014 15: 33
        They say that girls are good in the Donbass.
      2. +8
        19 October 2014 22: 46
        I fully agree with you. There are no more beautiful Russian girls in the world. They are not only beautiful in appearance, but also in their soul, which is the highest beauty.
      3. +1
        20 October 2014 07: 25
        Our coolest! Plus, definitely!
    3. 0
      19 October 2014 15: 31
      What do you want? Not all is nothing! wassat
      1. 0
        19 October 2014 15: 56
        This is relative to the US anthem.
    4. 0
      20 October 2014 19: 12
      stellar stole, he knew.
  13. +4
    19 October 2014 08: 17
    "Owl 27
    They will soon run out of clowns in uniform! Let's see what the next warrior is, the exterior is so-so! "

    No, not soon. They said something near ukrov about 450 of flappers. What are they all doing?

    "We have a terrible weapon - the bureaucracy, while it fought against us, now let it serve the Motherland."

    Bureaucracy is no stranger to the United States either. Grabbing it there, as well as corruption.

    "Those government officials who talk about the impossibility of implementing a number of state programs according to existing schemes include Russian Finance Minister Anton Siluanov."

    But "our" financiers love dollars very much. They don't want to give them up. Probably too much accumulated.
  14. +11
    19 October 2014 08: 18
    Putin, here we must give it to him, rested his horn and rolled out his demands - now the Europeans will have to pay the Nazi coven from their pocket, at least partially. The sour faces of Europeans in Milan photographs can only be explained by this.
    The reason for Putin’s behavior is understandable: by his concessions and flirting with the Kiev authorities and their European and American patrons, he has already managed to almost completely annihilate his “Crimean” political capital. Further, as in the DPR anthem, “there is nowhere to retreat,” and Gazprom’s interests will seriously suffer from further free sponsorship of the Kiev regime.
  15. +3
    19 October 2014 08: 20
    What kind of blow to the post of Gubarev’s car, if the car is scratched? It looks like I’m getting along or evacuating Gubarev to Russia under this pretext.
  16. +24
    19 October 2014 08: 29
    Finally, a military official was asked: how could Russia get closer to NATO? After all, it was the opposite: the North Atlantic Alliance approached close to the Russian Federation! Kirby said: "Obviously, President Putin looks at the issue like that, but we look at it exactly the wrong way." Psaki immediately assented, saying that the threat does not come from NATO, but from Russia.

    And our power is only regional.
    1. +13
      19 October 2014 15: 36
      Quote: Federal
      And our power is only regional

      It's all about mentality:
    2. 0
      22 October 2014 02: 41
      I have the same inscription on the computer screen
  17. +17
    19 October 2014 08: 37
    Well, sort of, a submarine is discovered. Psaki said that she had already gone to the shores of Belarus. Swedes can calm down.
  18. +16
    19 October 2014 08: 38
    Hurray, Hurray, Hurray !!!!!!!!!!!, but dozens of people die in Donbass every day, punishers are not afraid of breaking the ceasefire, and our president for some reason equated the militia and the national gates, they say, both sides violate the regime. And that the militia can not defend against the blows of dill ?. With both hands, for the militia to clean up the Donbass from the punishers, and then Kiev. Vladimir Vladimirovich, give the militia a dozen "Solntsepyoks" do not be afraid of Obamts and his girlfriend, Merkelsha.
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    2. mazhnikof.Niko
      +6
      19 October 2014 14: 02
      Quote: valokordin
      Hooray, Hooray, Hooray !!!!!!!!!!!, but people in the Donbass die in dozens every day, punitive are not afraid of breaking the ceasefire, and for some reason our president has equated the militia and the nazgad, saying that both sides violate the regime


      Bravo. You were not afraid to express your surprise at the position of GDP.
      I was also jarred by the position of the President of the Russian Federation and surprised by the forum's reaction. I expected "a bunch of minuses", but to my delight the Forum turned out to be more adequate.
      BRAVO FORUM visitors !!!
    3. +1
      20 October 2014 12: 27
      I support. I also think that enough is already grimacing. The Nazis are almost completing the creation of a Nazi and anti-Russian state. Their crimes are evident. Killed children, women, old people, slaughtered, burned, gutted bodies. Yes, for 1/10 of this it is time to declare the Holy War. If Putin is afraid that an economically weak Russia will not drag out any prolonged conflict, then let him give the militias modern weapons. Stop waiting already! If NATO is the first to arm the Kiev junta, it will be too late. The militia is sufficiently mobilized, and needs only offensive weapons. Without a military defeat of the junta in Ukraine, nothing will recover, there will only be a long-playing agony of the South-East. One good blow, and in another 2-3 areas the Nazis will be kicked out. But without military success this will not happen.
      1. 0
        20 October 2014 20: 00
        ... Stop waiting already! ...

        I’ve posted dozens of times here on VO that putinslil. But the campaign will EVERYTHING, as you write - there will be "offensive weapons ... and the defeat of the junta."
        But later ... while the junta is self-caving - GDP is waiting and the horse is dead!..).

        Now the Guarantor steers like Kutuzov, I hope to see Suvorov too! good
  19. +9
    19 October 2014 08: 46
    "zart_arn
    Guys! I swear like little children!
    "Aranda" ("Aranda"), a research vessel of the Institute for Marine Research (Finland). Built in 1953; displacement 1100 t. Biological and ichthyological studies in the Baltic m. and Sev. Atlantic. Insert a less heroic photo of the plate is impossible.
    What is this intelligence court? Even to full amateurs in the field of sea vessels it is clear that this is a trough.
    Well, the usual maritime incident, warned to be careful, that's all.
    And you have here downright Trafalgar victory celebrated, well, by God, children. "

    And where are the children? On any trough, you can put the appropriate equipment. Otherwise, why would this Aranda be pulled into the area of ​​naval exercises. She was removed from there. A common thing for disassembling neighbors.
    1. +2
      19 October 2014 11: 03
      A submarine was allegedly seen near the Aranda.

      As usual, cause and effect are reversed.
      1. +2
        19 October 2014 13: 06
        Quote: igordok
        A submarine was allegedly seen near the Aranda.

        As usual, cause and effect are reversed.

        It's like Russia at the door of NATO ...
  20. +52
    19 October 2014 08: 50
    Add to the piggy bank a little incomparable Matt
    1. +5
      19 October 2014 12: 20
      Fell under the table and laughed for a long time =) Test translation, thanks.
      1. +6
        19 October 2014 14: 02
        And they also said about him "peace", "door", "ball" (peace, door, ball)
    2. +5
      20 October 2014 00: 34
      At the time of my youth, Gorbachev was called the peaceful duke of perestroika. and the translation was given [piis duke of dibildinga]
  21. +8
    19 October 2014 08: 53
    But let me disagree with the fact that Ukraine will run out of "clowns in stripes", for example, Geleta in three years rose from colonel to colonel general, and how many former ensigns are already sporting colonel and even general uniforms (but how were they , so they remained in their souls and their main military experience is called "steering")! So there will be no shortage of "stripes", it will be necessary to shake their "wooden soldiers" overnight, like Urfin Dzhus
    1. +2
      20 October 2014 09: 02
      for Urfin Juice a separate respect! smiled! Yes
  22. +5
    19 October 2014 08: 59
    Thanks to the authors for the review, it's a pity that not everything was included in it. Recently on the forum there was a photo from Milan, where the head of Gazprom communicates expressively with Poroshenko - I have never seen such humiliation of dill, I had to tell him that we are at war with them. Miller can be understood - he suffers losses also because of debts, because of sanctions. "Gazprombank" gave Ukraine not a weak loan and came under sanctions - this is democracy! Basically, the week is scheduled correctly, they will still be "truce" in Donbass, in Novorossia they are preparing for elections that have the same flavor as the notorious "truce"
  23. +14
    19 October 2014 09: 17
    The subject of rape is not a Ukrainian invention. Prior to this, the Poles had long and fruitfully used it, betraying their poorly concealed national traditions. If you read the Polish logic, then the Red Army was absolutely no time to fight. She should have thrown all her strength into satisfying a rather significant contingent of Polish women and ladies. And if you add to them all those who joined the Polish choir, then World War II generally turns into an indecent institution and all these writers and whistleblowers turn out to be carriers of Russian blood. And all this nonsense pours continuously, despite the well-known examples of the most brutal punishment in the Red Army for the slightest manifestation of violence, up to the death penalty.
    1. +7
      19 October 2014 11: 07
      If you read the Polish logic, then the Red Army was absolutely no time to fight. She should have thrown all her strength into satisfying a rather significant contingent of Polish women and ladies. And if you add to them all those who joined the Polish choir, then World War II generally turns into an indecent institution and all these writers and whistleblowers turn out to be carriers of Russian blood.

      Maybe they want to demand child support? Since the Immaculate Conception did not work?
    2. +4
      19 October 2014 11: 41
      Quote: XYZ
      well-known examples of the most brutal cars in the Red Army for the slightest manifestation of violence,

      So it’s violence.
      These girls themselves, the first and with all the breadth of their souls, and ours in response - "Rousseau tourist image of morality." Now they are angry that they failed to improve the gene pool.
  24. +6
    19 October 2014 09: 48
    However old I ... But however, for RUSSIA in the trash hibite.
  25. +7
    19 October 2014 09: 48
    In the meantime
    President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko said he was ready to demobilize a number of conscripts.
    True, demobilization awaits only those who voluntarily want to become a counter-player.
    Poroshenko said that he would sign a decree on the demobilization of those wishing to switch to contract service in the coming days.
    He also said that it is too early to talk about general demobilization in Ukraine, it will not be in the near future.
    But also the President of Ukraine said that they would not send conscripts to the east of the country.
    Recall that because of this, there were protests among conscripts, they also demanded dismissal after they had served their due time.
    Recall, on the eve of the Ukrainian defense department allowed the possibility of a fourth wave of mobilization.
    These are the things the junta has. Soon the entire male population of Dill will be in a concentration camp called the army.
    1. +2
      19 October 2014 12: 16
      and there are many left to demobilize?
    2. +2
      19 October 2014 13: 19
      Quote: Iline
      ... Soon the entire male population of Dill will be in a concentration camp called the army.

      They (the junta) are not afraid of so many armed slaves? What if these slaves draw their own "Spartacus"?
      That against them will be able to oppose svidomye "legions" and mercenaries? But there is also a VSN ...
      1. +4
        19 October 2014 13: 44
        The psychology of Ukrainian-Lithuanian-Polish nationalists resembles an old joke:
        "Mark Crassus approaches the crucified Spartacus: - Well, have you finished badly, gladiator?"
        Spartacus raises his head and says: - Long live feudalism, the bright future of all mankind.
        The Nazis see the "bright future" as a feudal society. And in it, of course, they are not slaves, they are feudal lords.
        And the fact that Europe, has long passed this stage, they do not see.
        Moneylenders rule the world, not the pans, in whose mind, money in the garden grows.
  26. +8
    19 October 2014 10: 06
    The punitive battalion Aidar was ordered to leave the ATO zone, but nationalist militants are not going to carry it out.
    This was reported by the journalist of the Ukrainian TV "Voice of the People" Vsevolod Filimonenko
    “The authorities are going to hand over part of the liberated territories to the LPR sheep ?!
    The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine issued an order according to which from today, the soldiers of the Aidar volunteer battalion as a whole must leave the anti-terrorist operation zone.
    Aidar’s battalion commander Sergei Melnichuk told me in a telephone conversation that he considered such an order to be criminal, since it could lead to at least occupation by the militants of Happiness and disrupt the election process in parts of the liberated territories of the Luhansk region, and therefore is not going to execute it, ” - said Filimonenko.
    Source: http://politikus.ru/events/33217-glava-minenergo-ukrainy-rasskazal-o-krizise-vp
    eregovorah-o-gaze-s-russia.html
    1. +6
      19 October 2014 10: 23
      Lena, you have a steep edge in front of the shore ... but I’ll sleep ....
  27. +2
    19 October 2014 10: 23
    Thanks for the review. I am always happy to re-read the results of the week.
  28. +4
    19 October 2014 10: 29
    Quote: African
    South North! This is a Klondike. Sunday, a couple of minutes of laughter. High spirits. Thanks.

    in the Krasnodar Territory there is a village of South-North, so called because of two streets
    1. +2
      19 October 2014 13: 27
      Quote: Semikopov
      Quote: African
      South North! This is a Klondike. Sunday, a couple of minutes of laughter. High spirits. Thanks.

      in the Krasnodar Territory there is a village of South-North, so called because of two streets

      the Cossacks - the village actually, and not sat
  29. +1
    19 October 2014 10: 32
    Thanks to the author! Announcements are always cool
  30. +16
    19 October 2014 11: 06
    "They will soon run out of clowns in uniform! Let's see what the next warrior is, the exterior is so-so!"
    1. +1
      19 October 2014 15: 39
      Class !!! 5 + !!!!!!!!! laughing
    2. +1
      19 October 2014 17: 14
      Yes, this is the ministry of registry to all defense ministers !!! Deliev urgently call and appoint !!
    3. +3
      21 October 2014 18: 34
      This one, on a demotivator, seems to be the most talented of all. Only, unlike the rest, the ministers of defense are not torn.
  31. +6
    19 October 2014 11: 35
    To the authors, as always, for the review +, I always re-read the Sunday results, especially in the past weeks and months.
    I’d just like to know where the idiocy generator is in Ukraine?
    1. +6
      19 October 2014 11: 45
      Quote: Ascetic
      I’d just like to know where the idiocy generator is in Ukraine?

      Hde? Hde? On the podium! hi

      Overnight, speaking with an interview for Ukrainian channels, Petro Poroshenko drew a line under the long gas confrontation between Moscow and Kiev, saying that Russia made concessions and accepted the position of its colleagues.

      The leader of Ukraine said that Vladimir Putin made concessions and agreed to sell blue fuel at the price of 385 dollars per thousand cubic meters. The agreement is calculated until March 31 2015 year.
      lol
      Poroshenko hinted to his partners in the EU about the desire to use money from the IMF and “other financial organizations” to cover funds for the purchase of Russian gas.
    2. +12
      19 October 2014 11: 54
      Quote: Ascetic
      I’d just like to know where the idiocy generator is in Ukraine?


      Hello Stanislav hi
      Not expected! I did not expect such a question from you sad After all, the answer is obvious! fellow wassat laughing
      1. +20
        19 October 2014 11: 58
        Quote: SHILO
        Not expected! I did not expect such a question from you After all, the answer is obvious!



        The question is of course rhetorical laughing There is also a superweapon invented in the secret caves of Hoverla by the orc-ukrami under the control of the All-Seeing Eye of Zion
        1. +4
          19 October 2014 12: 04
          Quote: Ascetic
          There is also a superweapon invented in the secret caves of Hoverla by the orc-ukrami under the control of the All-Seeing Eye of Zion


          Crediting! good
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    4. +2
      19 October 2014 19: 19
      Quote: Ascetic
      Authors as always for the review +

      I am pleased to join. hi
      Quote: Ascetic
      I’d just like to know where the idiocy generator is in Ukraine?
      what Maybe the eighth chromosome is to blame? A bit of humor doesn't hurt. Yes
  32. gdv
    gdv
    +2
    19 October 2014 11: 46
    by the way comedian troupe masks in April released another short film Masks on the Maidan! I'm glad that he is still visiting the Deliev muse !!!
    1. +13
      19 October 2014 12: 13
      Quote: gdv
      by the way comedian troupe masks in April released another short film Masks on the Maidan! I'm glad that he is still visiting the Deliev muse !!!


      1. 0
        19 October 2014 17: 23
        Thank you for a long time did not laugh! I love the Show Masks!
      2. 0
        19 October 2014 18: 52
        Talent !!!!
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  34. dimbass
    +1
    19 October 2014 11: 47
    News from the militia of New Russia
    18.10.14/XNUMX/XNUMX. Message from militia Jan ("arbaletfire").

    "In Mariupol, after a raped eighth-grader with ruptured internal organs is admitted to one of the city's hospitals, a riot is brewing, the junta police categorically refuses to accept statements from the victims; let me remind you that there are several dozen raped women in Mariupol hospitals."
  35. +2
    19 October 2014 11: 48
    Instead of Valery Geletey, Stepan Poltorak, the ex-commander of the so-called National Guard, appeared as Minister of Defense of Ukraine.
  36. +1
    19 October 2014 12: 03
    Protoukry 140 thousand years ago, jumping from tree to tree, they already shouted: m ....... at gilyaka and proudly
    protruding narrow foreheads in a trance of Svidomo.
  37. +2
    19 October 2014 12: 27
    "Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is the one who, a couple of hours after receiving information about the MH-17 crash, blamed Russia ..."
    In my opinion, in time it turned out that Tony said this not "after", but "for" a couple of hours before the tragedy. False start ?!
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  39. +9
    19 October 2014 12: 33
    18.10.14. Message from the militia Alexander Zhuchkovsky.

    “They didn’t merge New Russia. You can merge anything — politicians, regimes, organizations,“ protest rallies. ”But you cannot“ merge ”an Idea for which people fight and die. Because the highest criterion for the power of an Idea is the willingness of people to fight for it and Even if we assume the most mournful scenario in which Novorossia does not take place as a state (it will be crushed by Kiev, or with Moscow’s “help” it will remain within its current borders with dubious regimes), as an idea it is immortal, as the immortal Russian spirit. It will be alive and will go down in Russian history th and Russian eternity. Because this idea is drenched with the blood of heroes and martyrs.

    I myself frankly do not like much that is happening in the DPR and LPR, I have repeatedly spoken about this and have not changed my opinion. But who said that everything will be fast, easy and pleasant? Regardless of the malicious intent of many people in the Russian Federation and in the Donbass, these negative processes are not always the "merit" of these people - this is our flaw. This means that we need to fight for the image of the future of Novorossia, which is close to us. You can lose in this fight, fall, but you have to fight.

    The shooters do not fight in the Donbass, because they have left no choice but to leave. No exit at all. They did not even let him remain as a private militia as he wanted. Therefore, its current "Moscow seat" is forced. Since Igor Ivanovich is a man of profoundly decent and absolutely ideological, we (the field commanders and militia) retain full loyalty as a commander, despite the fact that he does not command now (there is reason to believe that his military service is still far from completion).

    There is no single reason why I should leave Novorossia and stop doing business that I have devoted the last five months to.

    Winter is close, and I stay to spend the winter in New Russia.

    "There was no rebound, the struggle continues!"
  40. +3
    19 October 2014 12: 46

    Kurdish blacksmith built an armored personnel carrier for peshmerga fighters
  41. +5
    19 October 2014 12: 51

    The appeal of Dremov P. and Ishchenko E. to people. News of New Russia LPR DPR
  42. +2
    19 October 2014 13: 29
    Gubarev has a good car. So 60-70 thousand cu not less. I would like that))) laughing
    1. +1
      19 October 2014 16: 50
      Quote: lonely
      Gubarev has a good car. So 60-70 thousand cu not less. I would like this


      luxury Audi Q7, depending on the configuration, prices start from 3 million rubles.
      Audi is a Volkswagen product, and there is one folk car
      People’s Governor - People’s Car! True, for a completely different price. smile
    2. +1
      19 October 2014 19: 23
      Quote: lonely
      Gubarev has a good car. So 60-70 thousand cu not less. I would like that)))

      what
      You used to write another Yes Dear feel ... Below in the text I have specially highlighted.

      Who understood life is no longer in a hurry,
      Sears every moment and watches,
      As a child sleeps, an old man prays,
      How it rains and how snowflakes melt
      In ordinary he sees beauty,
      In the intricate simplest solution,
      He knows how to fulfill a dream,
      He loves life and believes on Sunday,
      He realized that happiness is not about money,
      And their number from grief will not save,
      But who lives with a tit in his hands,
      She won’t find her firebird
      Who understood life, he understood the essence of things,
      What is more perfect than life is death,
      What to know without being surprised, terrible,
      Than something not to know and not be able to
      From the site http://www.inpearls.ru/omar Khayyam

      The link confirms your authorship, dear Omar Khayyam! Everything is under control. Yes

      Paradox! Yes I demand an explanation! am
      1. +1
        19 October 2014 22: 31
        Quote: retired
        The link confirms your authorship, dear Omar Khayyam! We have everything under control


        And you Jura look "cunning type"! laughing

        Hello hi
        1. 0
          19 October 2014 23: 02
          ABOUT! Kostya !!! fellow Hi drinks How are you? How is a corsair? They say they gave you warmth? Well, in general, tell me as much as possible. Please! hi
          1. +3
            19 October 2014 23: 27
            More details what
            Nuuu ... with Corsair all nishtyak Yes (recently from friends I visited VO - didn’t I see?).
            I don’t know about heating, it’s autonomous. But with communication, electrics, water and an Internet, complete order good
            Do not give sleep sad are spreading with Avdeevka, Sands (this is a village in Donetsk) and the airport around the clock for a week (I write under volleys and explosions - without a bulldozer fellow ).
            I got it all specifically. Half an hour ago I’m sitting scribbling at a computer, and my wife watches a TV set. A whistle in the TV set and I damn almost hit the floor laughing Here we have such deviations in behavior wassat To be honest - it’s all sad Yura, I feel I’ll be leaving this for a long time. If I stay alive laughing
            And what a humor we have! You will download. I advise my friend to stock up on water, and he to me, and how much of its type is enough !? For a three days! And I told him: "Maybe for a lifetime and enough" wassat . Again howitzer drove. Oh, for.
            1. 0
              19 October 2014 23: 42
              And what about the mood behind the front line? They themselves do not zae ... fight something? Why can’t you take the Sands? How is work in the city and the surrounding area?
              1. +2
                19 October 2014 23: 56
                Behind the line Jura obscurantism. And they give up and tick home and trade weapons - in short, they decompose successfully. And I think further it will be even more interesting. From yesterday night, I drove minus, and the guys are naked (padded jackets don’t give them a sense of false pride laughing ). But! But I'm afraid it won't make it much easier for us. All the dill works for them - even 90% will plunder, the rest is enough for us. And the Voentorg was covered. That's why you can't take thoughts. With work f ... pa. If you lost - that's all, then you have only two choices - the militia (although they will feed and smoke) or Russia. Pensions are not paid - cases of starvation have already gone dozens. That's Yura.
                1. +1
                  20 October 2014 00: 02
                  Okay buddy I’ll go to bed while it’s quiet. hi I was glad to see drinks
                  1. +2
                    20 October 2014 00: 23
                    Good night to you Kostya! Take care of yourself and good luck there.
                2. +1
                  20 October 2014 00: 08
                  It's sad ... Well, well ... But for now, is there anything to fight back with? I’m not talking about the offensive. And is there a likelihood of a new offensive ukrov? All the news is full of announcements, so to speak ... Do you communicate with Carlson?
                  1. 0
                    20 October 2014 09: 43
                    Quote: retired
                    It's sad ... Well, well ... But for now, is there anything to fight back with? I’m not talking about the offensive. And is there a likelihood of a new offensive ukrov? All the news is full of announcements, so to speak ... Do you communicate with Carlson?


                    Good morning yura hi (while the good - rare silence - go get tired laughing ).
                    There is something to fight back so far - otherwise the silence would have come long ago (with all those wiping out). About the offensive. And H.E.R. knows them, but most likely will be. From the region, people report that they have already accumulated a lot of adversaries and are still delivering them - in short, we are not relaxing. Alas, I didn’t get to know Carlson request ABOUT! Have a rest. It started again.
      2. +1
        19 October 2014 22: 42
        Quote: retired
        Paradox! I demand an explanation!

        laughing It's sarcasm! You just don't get it! I don’t need such a car. I’m just wondering how the “people's governor, the fighter of the dispossessed and robbed,” drives a car worth 100 thousand dollars, they attempt to assassinate him. (Kill, but I cannot understand how they wanted to kill him if all the bullet holes are in the trunk area, was he in the trunk?)
        1. 0
          19 October 2014 22: 59
          Quote: lonely
          It's sarcasm! You just do not understand! I don’t need such a car.

          I believe ... feel
  43. 0
    19 October 2014 15: 08
    Yes, Gubarev is not an easy guy, since he drives such a car. I would like that ... fellow
  44. +2
    19 October 2014 15: 19
    Kenguryatnik was going to talk "hard" with Putin. "Oh, Wan, look what clowns!" (from) laughing
  45. 0
    19 October 2014 16: 30
    I carefully read the review from beginning to end. The review is excellent, there is something to think about and there is something to laugh about! Thanks to the authors of the review !!!
  46. +1
    19 October 2014 16: 37
    possible scenario for Russia for 2015
    1. +1
      19 October 2014 18: 14
      My forecast in Russia will be excellent, only the summer will be very hot.
    2. 0
      19 October 2014 22: 26
      If so. That the armed forces will come out. THEN I personally marry Putin V.V. I’ll find the trunk and I will wet these scumbags. I think it won’t get to this. And if so. I wanted not to be planted, but shot!
    3. 0
      19 October 2014 22: 26
      If so. That the armed forces will come out. THEN I personally marry Putin V.V. I’ll find the trunk and I will wet these scumbags. I think it won’t get to this. And if so. I wanted not to be planted, but shot!
  47. 0
    19 October 2014 19: 43
    What ministers, such and the army.
  48. 0
    19 October 2014 20: 46
    Alexeir162
    He should not worry, Vladimir Vladimirovich does not offend children.

    But it’s not customary to offend among our people, children and fools ...
  49. 0
    19 October 2014 21: 25
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q59Ndx61j9c Люстрация Макара в прямом эфире
  50. 0
    19 October 2014 21: 49
    Great review article. Thanks to the authors.
  51. +1
    19 October 2014 22: 17
    Yeah! The disadvantage of commanders who sign orders with a closed pen and define the other direction of movement as “north-south” is reflected in the losses of personnel.
  52. +1
    20 October 2014 07: 10
    Awesome article! 5+++.
  53. Litvin from Grodno
    +1
    20 October 2014 22: 27
    I wonder who draws these caricatures, like the propaganda posters of World War 1 or 2, only the style is somehow not fully thought through - either surrealism, or avant-garde, or abstractionism. I'm not good at artistic activities. But, in my opinion, it is necessary to maintain proportions and somehow be closer to “nature”, so that a person looks like a person, and an animal looks like an animal. Although, in general, the “pictures” are good.
    I liked this one the most, where the hand of the Bear (emphasis on the “I”) is holding a Jewish-Masonic American eagle by the throat and the inscription: “Don’t wake up the Russian bear.” Only to reveal the theme it is necessary to show the Bear (emphasis on the “I”) in full, in all its might, and to complete the Star of David for the eagle, for some reason the artist forgot this most important point. The "NATO" sign and the number of the beast "666" are good, but not enough. To fully disclose the theme, you need to complete the “six-pointed” shape on the forehead, as it is drawn on American banknotes - damned dollars. Then the picture will be complete; gentlemen, artists, do not miss such important moments.
  54. +1
    21 October 2014 11: 08
    Review counts!
  55. 0
    21 October 2014 17: 15
    I love my people and once again I was convinced that Russians are not a nationality, but a diagnosis, I read all your comments and the mood of which did not appear and there is something to laugh about and think about and think about.
  56. +3
    21 October 2014 18: 17
    Mikhail Sergeevich said that the West, 25 years after the fall of the Berlin Wall, begins to build a new wall. A few days earlier, the main ideologist of perestroika noted that the West had come to a point where it itself needed perestroika.
    When the time came to think about the Eternal, did you go and collect stones? I do not believe!!!!! It was necessary to scatter less, you see, in the Land of the Eternal Hunt you will get a more comfortable place. And so, according to your business, MikhSergeich, there is no way to be more comfortable, just warmer - a cauldron of molten sulfur!