Ukrainian border guards “know” how the war in Ukraine began

Ukraine is discussing the theme of what was the impetus for the start of the war in the southeast. At the same time, it is seriously stated that the starting point of the outbreak of hostilities was the explosion of a grenade at the Bachevsk checkpoint. Ukrainian border guards unexpectedly concluded that the conflict was provoked by a “Russian suicide bomber” who died in a grenade explosion.

Ukrainian Information Agency UNIAN publishes statements of Ukrainian border guards who worked at the border control point Bachevsk that day. The border guards claim that the grenade rupture then could not be an accident. According to the senior border shift Nikolai Usk, the "suicide bomber" was traveling from Russia to Ukraine with a "clear assignment".

Nikolai Usok:

All life flew by before my eyes. I realized that there is no return. I embraced him, which means I bent it, although he was two meters tall.
This was the first. The beginning of everything that happened in the country. It was all prepared in advance and he was not just traveling, he and the flash drives found interesting ones there ...

"A suicide bomber," who was riding through an official customs control post with a grenade and flash drives? .. "A suicide bomber," who himself died without killing anyone? ..

Apparently, it is not for nothing that the SBU still does not publish any details of the case at the Bachevsk checkpoint.

A strange starting point for the beginning of the Ukrainian conflict was chosen by the Ukrainian border guards. Many people thought that the civil war was provoked by the Maidan radicalism and the reluctance of the Ukrainian authorities to hear the people, as well as the shooting in the center of Kiev and the burning of people in Odessa. And here comes the version that the whole thing, it turns out, is in a "two-meter terrorist from Russia" ...

For reference: Bachevsk - Ukrainian checkpoint in the Sumy region. On the Russian side is the checkpoint Troebortnoye (Bryansk region).

Comments

[Silumin]

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

[enot73]

"A suicide bomber," who was riding through an official customs control post with a grenade and flash drives? .. "A suicide bomber," who himself died without killing anyone? ..

This is not even propaganda. This is a diagnosis

[nvv]

"Suicide bomber" who died himself, but didn’t kill anyone? ..

Note to samurai. Now you can do hara-kiri not only with a "dagger" but also with a grenade

[RU-Officer]

You read this - one banter creeps into your head ...
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"Note to samurai. Now you can do hara-kiri not only with a" dagger "but also with a grenade."
Addition (to all samurai):
Before the ceremony, lay out disassembled grenades and flash drives with verses (not necessarily about sakura blossoms) and secret-separatist information (always with Putin’s electronic signature. At worst, Peskov, Shoigu or Rogozin)

[nvv]

Quote: RU-Officer

You read this - one banter creeps into your head ...
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"

Me too. Well, I didn’t take anything from the article. Just this.

[DRA-88]

Quote: nvv

Me too. Well, I didn’t take anything from the article. Just this.

How it is necessary to give people brains so that they believe in all this

[sgazeev]

Quote: DRA-88

Quote: nvv

Me too. Well, I didn’t take anything from the article. Just this.

How it is necessary to give people brains so that they believe in all this

[Reading]

The reasons for the outbreak of hostilities in Ukraine will be multiplied whenever possible. It is possible that one of the reasons will be an accident in the construction of the boundary wall.

[sgazeev]

Quote: nvv

Quote: RU-Officer

You read this - one banter creeps into your head ...
=============================================
"

Me too. Well, I didn’t take anything from the article. Just this.

Very insanely settled in them, sooner or later they will burn.

[asar]

Well, downs ukropograntsy, ukrovoyaki, ukropresident, ukroministry ...
Down on down and down drives!

[avg]

Quote: RU-Officer

You read this - one banter creeps into your head ...

And I already do not go to banter. I don’t use drugs, and “dry” the SBU cannot be surpassed.

[Proud.]

Quote: RU-Officer

(not necessarily about blooming sakura)

No, no, no! Poems are required. My favorites:
"The cranium is empty, its contents dried up.
Only the wind throws sakura leaves inside.
Here is such an autumn aggravation ... ".

[asar]

And can ... continue?

Snowflakes soar
In a thick veil.
Winter ornament

This is Matsuo Base

Well, an attempt at Bass:
"Dill is sitting in a trench
And the snow is falling
Winter has come
Don't stop nature's running!
Well, not Matsuo Base, I'm sorry!

[RU-Officer]

I could not but plus you and Pride - beautiful verses. Sentimentality is not a vice.

[Lelek]

Quote: nvv

Suicide bomber, "who died himself, and at the same time did not kill anyone?

Well, firstly, he was 2 meters tall, secondly on an armored bicycle, thirdly he rode with great speed, and at that speed the brave border guard jumped up 2 meters and hugged a suicide bomber. Here the frontier guard was frightened by fear for an independent homeland because the terrorist was in a budennovka with a red star, with an army medallion around his neck, with a Russian passport and an officer’s book in one pocket and a flash drive with a job recording in another. When the border guard hero realized all this, he got down from the terrorist and jumped into the bushes. And here - BABAH. Something like that.

[Sergey Vl.]

Yes, I remember there was a message about two heroic Ukromayors who refused to surrender and simultaneously blew themselves up with grenades (again grenades!) And almost a platoon of vorogov in the form of Russian airborne forces. Only now this "fact" is something they do not remember, it seems that they have not decided on the award yet.
When the country orders to become a hero, anyone will come up with a hero ...

[Alexey RA]

Quote: Sergey Vl.

Yes, I remember there was a message about two heroic Ukromayors who refused to surrender and simultaneously blew themselves up with grenades (again grenades!) And almost a platoon of vorogov in the form of Russian airborne forces. Only now this "fact" is something they do not remember, it seems that they have not decided on the award yet.

This is Candesyuk and Shepelyuk! They were still given Heroes posthumously ... and then one of them was seen alive on Russian territory.

And before that, in June they talked about self-propelled grenade paratroopers.

“When the separatists surrounded the guys, they got together,” Kirill Sergeyev, a fighter of the Aidar battalion, picks up the story of the commander. - We whispered about something, and then stood in a circle and held hands. One of the paratroopers threw an F-1 grenade in the center of the circle ... They lay there, holding hands tightly.

In short, Ukrainian journalists have an unhealthy fixation on suicides through grenades. Or just a lack of imagination.

[goose]

Nothing betrayed Stirlitz except a parachute dragging behind him, a PPSh machine gun, felt boots, a padded jacket and cans of Australian stew.

[RUSS]

And then a version is presented that the whole thing, it turns out, is in the "two-meter terrorist from Russia" ...


Ukrainians came up with their own "shot in Sarajevo" and, as usual, the reason and the reason in the style of rabid dill propaganda.

[northern]

However, colleagues:
What diagnosis will we make?
- The case is not described in the literature.
- I find it difficult.
No one has seen this before.
Observe.
Give him a herring.

[RUSSIA 2013]

Another nonsense of dill.

[radio operator]

The Ukrainian news agency UNIAN publishes statements by Ukrainian border guards who worked at the Bachevsk border control point that day. Border guards argue that the rupture of a grenade then could not be an accident. According to Nikolai Usk, the senior border guard, the "suicide bomber" was traveling from Russia to Ukraine with a "clear mission."

Near Illovaisk, during the UTO, three thousand “suicide bombers” of Ukrainian heroes shot themselves)))

[RUSS]

Quote: RUSSIA 2013

Another nonsense of dill.

Moreover, nonsense is not for the population, but for themselves some kind of calming and self-hypnosis, the military and border guards come up with legends and excuses for themselves, as the population of Ukraine, at least a little, is beginning to understand this whole circus and "psychiatric hospital" what is happening in their country.

[73bor]

Just about - "Elderberry in the garden, and uncle in Kiev." And the beginning of everything was the collapse of the USSR and the emergence of an incomprehensible formation - "Ukraine"!

[jktu66]

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

Marijuana is not injected, marijuana is smoked

[DRA-88]

Quote: jktu66

Marijuana is not injected, marijuana is smoked

kakly eat her

[Spnsr]

Quote: DRA-88

Quote: jktu66

Marijuana is not injected, marijuana is smoked

kakly eat her

and also, along the way, judging by idiocy, smearing with a thick layer of fat, they put it into all the cracks that they have!
the campaign is their next attempt to rewrite history, about this Zadornov said coolly: "stupid!"

[fyodor]

also in a tea recipe Maidan brew .generally, everything is clear from the article, if you are not two meters tall, then you don’t take these to astronauts, that is, to terrorists, a suicide belt is tied with interesting flash drives before a terrorist attack and only one grenade is taken and the terrorist is ready it’s true that they forgot to add something about a cry to Allah Akbar, or, at worst, glory to Putin!

[cap54]

And they also sleep on her, weave clothes from her, sweep the streets for her, flog in the baths - in general, she is, she is everywhere, she is everywhere in their lives - hence the result !!!

[RUSS]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

I am not an expert on drugs, but they don’t inject marijuana, they smoke it.

[Rostov]

Quote: RUSS

I'm not a dope specialist, but they don’t inject marijuana, they smoke it

But judging by the effect, they still inject.

[place]

What awaits New Russia

[dirty trick]

warrior or merchant ???
stupid choice. Putin is the ruler!
he does not stand behind the counter, and does not go ahead of everyone to attack - for this there are people whose surnames sounded during the interview.
The ruler determines the strategy. and it seems to me that the strategy has long been defined, voiced and put into action:
1) in Ukraine - pay for gas and live in peace;
2) in Novorossia - the provision of humanitarian aid (for reference, humanitarian aid is not the payment of all bills and pensions, but not to die of hunger);
3) in Europe - sanctions? Well, yes, sadly. well eat your apples yourself

attempts to contrast Putin and Strelkov? did any of them require anything from the other? In my opinion, each of them did what he considered necessary and did not remember the other in vain.

[Ramzaj99]

Quote: tomket

Ukrainian border guards “know” how the war in Ukraine began

Hohlozombi! Earlier SUCH utterances were mixed up, then infuriated, and now I look at sick people, imbitsil, what to take from them ??! ......

[kodxnumx]

This is just nonsense!

[sgazeev]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

Rather overeating.

[the villain]

Quote: sgazeev

Rather overeating.

Well, then, probably, pigs were fed marijuana

[zanoza]

Quote: Silumin

then they’re talking nonsense.

V. Nuland talked with the dill, the gifts brought and here is the result - they suffered ... another tale for the night about the evil Russian terrorist

[Juborg]

Another squirrel at the junta. These are the consequences of abuse of vodka. They arrive in Russophobian delirium from the moment of the formation of their independence, at the beginning they fed their younger brother, they were fed. Now these grub decided to return. IDEAS, the old Jew will say!

[sanja.grw]

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

There things are going, something cooler will be

[boris-1230]

No words - some unprintable expressions! Surviving the upcoming winter, the Svidomites will come to the aid of space marines from Jupiter, who is now busy coloring the rings of Jupiter in yellow-black colors. And fall on the ground shmat shale fat the size of a starship ... No words ...

[Armin]

This is not true, the author of the comment Euromaidan division just don't know the story. But in fact, proto-ukraines were in space long before 1957, when they built the moon from the earth dug in the place of the Black Sea (they wanted to build their own Israel, away from the bad ones). And did you think that the moon appeared on its own, naive quilted jackets?

[Sergey Vl.]

Gagarin Yu.A. flight into space on April 12, 1961.
On October 1957, 4, ours launched the first artificial Earth satellite. And the first living creature was just in 1957 the dog Laika (died in flight, did not return to the ground). Maybe this dog Laika is a call sign, and the real name is Alesya Movchan?

[Altona]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

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They composed another remake of Bachevsk-2014 on the theme of Gliwice-1939 ... Again the same canned food ... That is, the murdered "terrorist" of the "aggressor country" with a pocket full of "reasons for war" ...

[Baloo]

Sala are sniffing ... they will run into ... such power, such border guards. Ugh on you, maydauny.
These are all seeds. Another thing is important. The folk do not understand that they are under the direct control of macaques from Fashington and Gaypop. Chevron and shell shared everything, and Kuevskaya "power" is m .... ki running errands. They are not even scapegoats, but simply lackeys. According to clause 37.2, it is the Kuevo government that decides how to free the necessary land for the shell and chevron.

[forester]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

they don’t inject marijuana, but they smoke, but even I’m very late that it’s the matter - it’s rather weak for such a banter, they sniffed with old socks

[Giant thought]

Brainless anti-Russian statement, and nothing more, as they say, neither mind nor imagination.

[RESEARCHER]

As long as the media in Ukraine are owned by oligarchs and paid for by American "partners", all this nonsense will never end.

[Vlad5307]

similarly, the Russian media are nonsense too, advocating for a liberal economy, eliminating the state from economic management, etc. etc. So the oligarchs are the same everywhere - they are not patriots of their country, but patriots of their insatiable belly! Hence the conclusion - oligarchy d. destroyed by legislative measures. Yes, private property is allowed, but it cannot determine the overall direction of development of the country and society, because there are always contradictions between the unbridled greed of the private trader and the state, which should provide every citizen with the opportunity of free education, health care and other necessary social needs, while the private trader can only donate a small fraction of the profit made from the merciless exploitation of workers! This is precisely what we are now observing in Russia; this is precisely what binds the hands of the Russian economy.

[Penzyac]

Quote: RESEARCHER

As long as the media in Ukraine are owned by oligarchs and paid for by American "partners", all this nonsense will never end.

End with the oligarchs ...
How much rope do not curl ...

[Момент]

"a two-meter terrorist from Russia" ...

Fear has big eyes. As always, well, nothing new. Therefore, Ukrainians smash monuments, because the monuments are big ... Was there a boy?

[Penzyac]

Quote: Moment

"a two-meter terrorist from Russia" ...

Fear has big eyes. As always, well, nothing new. Therefore, Ukrainians smash monuments, because the monuments are big ... Was there a boy?

The boy has subscribed ...

[Sergey Vl.]

In his novel about the brave soldier Schweik, Yaroslav Hasek has a story by a Czech infantryman about how, when he repelled the attack, he seemed to have a bearded Russian soldier with a rifle on his trench parapet in the trench parapet, with a long snot hanging from his nose up to the knees. So the Czech from this picture got so sick and so sick that he quickly ran to the rear and woke up only in Vienna, in the hospital.

[Iline]

None of the current government of Ukraine will ever be recognized on the basis of what promises they really were eager for power on the blood of the people.
Therefore, we will continue to hear "interesting2 news about Russia's role in this conflict for a long time. As long as Ukraine has grateful ears for such nonsense."

[Ezhaak]

Quote: Iline

None of the current government of Ukraine will ever be recognized on the basis of what promises they really were eager for power on the blood of the people.

Yes, here and do not go to a fortuneteller. Power and money. Money and power. The rest will follow.

[Penzyac]

Quote: Giant thought

Brainless anti-Russian statement, and nothing more, as they say, neither mind nor imagination.

Well, don’t tell me, just the imagination of Ukrainians is whipping through the edge, although there really is no mind.
Actually, the main national feature of "Ukrainians" is not intelligence, but cunning (culturally speaking).

[Stinger]

Phew .. Finally explained! And we were in ignorance! Apparently, immediately after this, the aggressor Putin moved the tanks to Brovary to avenge the 2-meter giant who fell into the clutches of dill. But peacekeeper Obama stopped him with the help of cookies bought for the remnants of the Nobel Peace Prize, and satellite intelligence.

[Vancha]

But I wonder how many noodles can be hung on one ears? ;)

[nvv]

Not everyone is there. There are some.

[novobranets]

Not a really stupid woman. It is a pity that she is alone in all this serpentarium.

[Ezhaak]

Quote: Vancha

how many noodles can be hung on one ears?

Noodles hanged even for a thousandth of a second are considered to be hanged! The result is tons per second!

[Alexander Romanov]

And we wretchedly thought that it all started with maidan. How stupid we are -Russian

[Silumin]

If you dig deeper, then from the collapse of the USSR

[Revolver]

Quote: Silumin

If you dig deeper, then from the collapse of the USSR

You still say - with the fact that Eve apples got drunk

[sv68]

Nagan, you still say that Adam Eve did not fuck much because he constantly ate fat and washed down with vodka

[Styx]

How many troubles in this world due to the fact that someone did not like anyone

[little thing]

in 1917, an intensive war of Jews against Russia and Russians, against the Slavs, Jews who ended up in the Russian Empire began. However, the Jews are waging war against all non-Jews (Jews), as the Talmud says, which is good for Jews, then bad for other people and on the contrary, what is good for people is bad for Jews.

[Penzyac]

Quote: Nagan

Quote: Silumin

If you dig deeper, then from the collapse of the USSR

You still say - with the fact that Eve apples got drunk

I understand what’s the matter, why the Lord didn’t order the apple to eat - it was most likely Polish ...

[Jamuqa]

Or maybe from the formation of the USSR? Would Lenin not include Novorossia in Ukraine and would not have to fight there now? Damn it, found out that there is no USSR word in the Windows dictionary ...

[222222]

Silumin RU Today, 09:16 ↑
If you dig deeper, then from the collapse of the USSR .. "
.. since 1956 ...

[Stanislav 1978]

Т

Quote: Alexander Romanov

And we wretchedly thought that it all started with maidan. How stupid we are -Russian

Not only Russians thought so, but the rest of the world. But now ukroSMI consulted Psaki about insidious suicide bombers.

[Penzyac]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

And we wretchedly thought that it all started with maidan. How stupid we are -Russian

Of course stupid - we all believe in goodness and justice ...

[Spnsr]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

And we wretchedly thought that it all started with maidan. How stupid we are -Russian

there, at the very beginning, in the area of ​​Slavyansk - Kramatorsk, a suicide bomber drove up to the block of the post, the explosion was not mum’s mother, there weren’t any traces of the car with the "terrorist", but no one was injured ...

[Spnsr]

and in general, you just have to justify your “impotence”, in terms of military affairs!

On October 9, the 2nd company of the Aidar battalion, which was among the units encircled in the vicinity of the urban-type Zaporozhye settlement, which had been reduced to a platoon during the cease-fire, decided to break out of the encirclement and join the units in the Debaltse bag.
However, not being able to use the map and not knowing the terrain, in the darkness they did not go not west, but to the southeast. On the way, they came across a checkpoint standing at the entrance to the rear city of the LNR Krasny Luch. Since June, this checkpoint has been guarded by the female unit of the LPR army.
The National Guard Evgeny Dikiy is guilty of many crimes in the occupied territory.
The ladies were not taken aback and met the enemy with dense machine gun fire. Cossacks ataman Kozitsin heard the shooting at the checkpoint. Riding the UAZ, they moved to the aid of women and a decisive counterattack put the National Guards to flight. With the onset of daylight, the armed groups of the LPR began combing the area in search of the remnants of a scattered unit. Already collected several corpses and two still living natsgadah. One of them said that a group of breakthroughs was led by Kiev resident Yevgeny Dikiy.
This same Wild, a former ecologist and political scientist before the war, was seen in a number of crimes in the occupied territory of the LPR. It was he who was the third escaped national guard who participated in an attempt to rape a minor resident of the village of Uspenka in the Lutuginsky district of the LPR, during the suppression of which her 82-year-old great-grandfather shot two national guards from a shotgun, including Oleg Mikhnyuk, the centurion of the Maidan. The militias are confident that Wild and others like him will face inevitable severe punishment.

http://warfiles.ru/show-70500-zhenskiy-blokpost-otbil-ataku-aydarovcev.html

[Revolver]

Quote: SpnSr

This same Wild, a former ecologist and political scientist before the war, was seen in a number of crimes in the occupied territory of the LPR. It was he who was the third escaped national guard who participated in an attempt to rape a minor

And this simply needs to be publicly put on a stake, purely for the sake of justice.

[mad]

Which commander (Galimatei) such and subordinates.

[svp67]

Quote: mad

Which commander (Galimatei) such and subordinates.

You are wrong, until recently, Army General N.M. was the Chairman of the State Border Service of Ukraine Litvin, they seem to have removed him now ...
And with regards to the news, so there is clearly someone "quickie", trying to be "holier than the Pope" Yu apparently sweeps for the chair or wants to stay on his own ... there has not been a war yet, but its victims have already been, something like this

[Egoza]

Quote: svp67

until recently, Army General N.M. was the Chairman of the State Border Service of Ukraine Litvin, they seem to have removed him now ...

Yes Yes! Litvin's brother, who was the speaker of the BP! While the brothers were “in power,” the general was blissful. And as the brother was turned off, it turned out that General Lytvyn had stolen so much at the border ...

[svp67]

Quote: Egoza

Yes Yes!

Madam...
I wonder who else that remembers?

[222222]

Fidget SU Today, 09:32 ↑
..all three brothers — and such clever-TWO generals with one speaker ..

[Penzyac]

Quote: mad

Which commander (Galimatei) such and subordinates.

And where is the dill of a normal commander? It turned out that all normal ones are not dill.

[Same lech]

The coup in Ukraine, which ousted President V. Yanukovych from power on February 22, 2014, is the beginning of the conflict .... and the version of UKRAINE border guards is simply ridiculous and is designed for idiots ... in an independent place.

[Nikoha.2010]

Quote: The same Lech

The coup in Ukraine, which removed President V. Yanukovich from power on February 22, 2014, is the beginning of the conflict ...

Alexey agrees, but forgot to mention the amers? For 23 and a half years there have grown such zombies that they will fight for at least a couple of years, until the outskirts finally die! IMHO! I am for the Russians on the outskirts!

[svp67]

Quote: The same LYOKHA

it is just ridiculous and designed for idiots ... in a non-polluting.

But what they reported a year ago is comparable:
On October 4, 2013, an explosion occurred at a border checkpoint located in the Sumy region during the screening and verification of documents. The state border service of Ukraine is now working in a regime of enhanced control.
When, from Russia, a Mercedes minibus with Moldovan license plates approached the Bachevsk checkpoint, nothing portended a tragedy. There were four men in it. During the search of the vehicle, a passenger was hiding in the passenger compartment who was not seen by Russian border guards.

The detainee was escorted to the cabin to verify documents, where he presented a Russian passport that did not belong to him. During the inspection, the detainee detonated an explosive device and died. Two seriously wounded border guards were taken to hospital.

According to the press secretary of the prosecutor of the Sumy region, Alexei Derevyanko, the Caucasian presented his passport for verification, but confused his birth year (instead of 1982, he named 1986), then became nervous and activated an improvised explosive device on his belt. Apparently, he had reason to hide from the Russian special services, and he preferred to take his own life.
“He looked like a Caucasian,” friends of wounded border guards told Komsomolskaya Pravda. - The guys asked him to show his passport. He immediately got it, but the experienced border guards understood right away that this was a fake.

What happened next resembles a plot from an action movie. The man was asked to go into the passport control booth for a detailed search. They again asked the year of birth. He said the 1986th. But in the passport was the number "1982 ″. Hearing this, they called for reinforcements.

“At that time, there were three border guards in the cabin,” say the friends of the guys. - Two of them - the senior warrant officer Nikolai Usok and foreman Ruslan Bozhok remained inside, and the third was asked to go outside and make sure that Moldovans who brought the illegal immigrants did not leave. But as soon as he left, an explosion thundered. The man was thrown back in a wave, and fragments scattered in a radius of ten meters. In shock, the border guard went inside to help colleagues. On the floor, he saw an illegal torn body. He was no longer breathing.

Yesterday, an interdepartmental commission from the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the Security Service of Ukraine and the prosecutor's office conducted interrogations. Moldovan citizens who brought an illegal immigrant to Ukraine claim that they are not familiar with him. Say, they picked him up in the suburbs and agreed to bring them to Ukraine. Naturally, for the money. But the fact that he has a fake passport and a grenade in his sleeve is neither a dream nor a spirit ...

Until he dotted the "i" and the passport that the deceased presented to the border guards. He was discharged to a 31-year-old Russian citizen who is registered in the city of Chegem, in Kabardino-Balkaria.

The question of how Russian border guards missed a criminal with explosives yesterday worried many. Is there any malice in this, or have colleagues shown unprofessionalism?

- From the Russian checkpoint "Troebortnoye" to the Ukrainian "Bachevsk" - a stone's throw, colleagues see what is happening to anyone, - says the assistant to the head of the State Border Service of Ukraine Sergey Astakhov. “Therefore, I think that they noticed an explosion and what happened next.” Why did their employees miss, but not ours? The answer lies in the fact that each state is trying to more protect its borders on entry than on exit. This is an international practice. In addition, now all border services are optimizing - they are trying to conduct inspections and let people through as quickly as possible. Therefore, I think that Russian colleagues simply did not attach so much importance to the leaving car.

[cerbuk6155]

Idiocy. Not really and border guards of Ukraine fell ill with this terrible disease. Yes, the infection is spreading. And the doctors temporarily do not work (truce).

[Styx]

And after that, tanks and howitzers fired a salvo across the southeast, moreover, it was clean on its own, from resentment. They crawled to the southeast as well, people pulled themselves tight

[sledgehammer]

The Ukrainian conflict actually began because of the Ebola virus in Africa. What is not the version?

[Renat]

Perhaps the Ukrainians simply remembered how Bandera stumbled upon Stashinsky's folded newspaper.

[major071]

Nikolai Usok:
All life flew by before my eyes. I realized that there is no return. I embraced him, which means I bent it, although he was two meters tall.
This was the first. The beginning of everything that happened in the country. It was all prepared in advance and he was not just traveling, he and the flash drives found interesting ones there ...

I forgot to add that in my pockets there was an ID card of a GRU officer, the text of a farewell note with the words: For Russia! Near the checkpoint there was an orchestra of the Russian army, which played "the farewell of a Slav," and a little further away stood Russian generals led by Putin, and seeing off the suicide bomber, wiping away their tears and waving handkerchiefs after. And a huge red star shone on the suicide bomber's hat with earflaps ...

[i80186]

We also need to add the farewell of a suicide bomber to a domestic bear and the performance of the anthem of the Russian Federation on a balalaika. In Europe they will not understand otherwise.

[sledgehammer]

Quote: i80186

with a domestic bear and the performance of the anthem of the Russian Federation on the balalaika add.

so here)))

[zhuk-51]

The orchestra did not play "Farewell to the Slav," but a march - the Russians are coming.

[sv68]

major71-speak-so the truth-and three melvedya with balalaikas and accordions in full uniform and with a standard weapon-a bottle of "putinka" vodka solemnly escorted the suicide bomber to the tamers and gave the command to detonate a grenade

[Stinger]

Right And around the dead are standing with braids. And silence ... One dill rustles ears quietly, quietly, as if they were hanging noodles on them.

[Kovlad]

Too much smoked spice. And, as it turned out, all the suppliers of spice, which claimed so many lives in the Russian Federation, mainly from Ukraine, and it is not banned there. Therefore, you should not be surprised at all the statements of the junta’s leadership until they get it, they can’t say anything at all.

[skyyl]

Afiget! And also the Russian UFO stole all the lard from the border dill, and blew up a warehouse with a vodka! Why, doesn’t it look like theirs INFU!

[Horse]

Five years will pass and no one will believe in these "pearls" created by mentally unhealthy drug addicts from a country with a lost history - they will say this cannot be

[Dagger583]

not gentlemen comrades
it all started from the very moment that the great Ukrainians dug up the Black Sea ....

[Loner_53]

eating fly agarics without a snack leads to such nonsense. Where do fly agarics grow? They (border guards) know all the places in the district

[novobranets]

According to Nikolai Usk, the senior border guard, the "suicide bomber" was traveling from Russia to Ukraine with a "clear mission."

Nikolai Usok:
All life flew by before my eyes. I realized that there is no return. I embraced him, which means I bent it, although he was two meters tall.

Oh thank you. I haven't laughed like that for a long time. "I hugged it, bent it ..." the heartfelt hung on his neck, was so delighted.

[zhuk-51]

It seems that this is not a suicide bomber, he just did not want sex. I decided that death is better.

[kot28.ru]

Quote: Vancha

But I wonder how many noodles can be hung on one ears? ;)

Ukroushi will break all records! Ukroyazyka and ukrokazki already ahead of the rest !!!

[Arkan]

Ukrainian border guards “know” how the war in Ukraine began

"We had two packets of herb, 75 ampoules of mescaline, 5 packets of diethylamine-lysergic acid, or LSD, a salt shaker half filled with cocaine, and a whole sea of ​​colorful amphetamines, barbiturates, and tranquilizers."

[novobranets]

Quote: kot28.ru

But I wonder how many noodles can be hung on one ears?

Suddenly I thought, and by chance no one collects these pearls? It will be possible to publish the first volume "Collection of fairy tales, legends and other ukrobred", there will be a bestseller, it will be sold out. The main thing is not to burst when reading with laughter. A separate book "YkroTsatnik".

[Kakaktus]

Goodbye, I went !!!!

Your roof

[pamero]

there it is necessary that everything would go according to N.V. Googol like Taras BULBA !!!

[Russian jacket]

About 18 years ago I went in for sports with one Ukrainian named Usor. He’s a normal man, but when he gives in to the grolers, he told such fables that Baron Munchausen nervously smoked on the sidelines ... And about the UFO, and that he was a secret KGB agent, Mossad, and also the NSA of Papua New Guinea ... so sources of ukrobreda in the vodka and genes ... And not even that they will freeze. I’m still waiting about the deadly rays that the GDP sends me by the power of thought to Svidomo ... Or did I miss something?

[afecn]

About Rays :: something similar was already at some symposium of Ukrainian psychologists.

So, I definitely missed ...

[plotnikov561956]

There is always one question ... "How did we live with them in the same country ... and will they be normal ...?"

[askort154]

plotnikov561956] Always one question ... "How did we live with them in the same country ... and will they be normal ...?

In the 60s, there were 30 cadets in my unit, two from Kiev. They stubbornly insisted that Ukraine contains the entire USSR, that the USSR would not survive even a year without Ukraine. We, all the rest, could not argue them. I was then convinced that "crest" is a special
the appearance of a person in a dispute can only be stopped by the last nail in the lid of his coffin.

[askort154]

plotnikov561956] Always one question ... "How did we live with them in the same country ... and will they be normal ...?

In the 60s, there were 30 cadets in my unit, two from Kiev. They stubbornly insisted that Ukraine contains the entire USSR, that the USSR would not survive even a year without Ukraine. We, all the rest, could not argue them. I was then convinced that "crest" is a special
the appearance of a person in a dispute can only be stopped by the last nail in the lid of his coffin.

[zzz]

12.10.2014 - 1: 20
Summary: Fighting, Shelling, Ambush | Russian spring

A summary from the fronts from the militia Prokhorov.

In the Nikishino area, fighting does not stop - attacking ukrov are actively “treated” by mortars.

In Donetsk, at 6 a.m., shelling (Trudovskys) did not stop, and at night the Ukrainians bombed Aleksandrovka (a village adjacent to Maryinka), the militia in response tried to suppress the firing points of dill near Elizavetovka and Novomikhaylovka.

In the morning, near the village of Lugansk (LPR), a checkpoint of dill was attacked, battles continue in the area of ​​the Ostray Mogila burial mound. So far it is precisely known about 2 wounded from the 128th ZSU brigade.

UAV dill knocked over Zhdanovka.

In the morning near Happiness (LNR) from the ZU-23-2, a dill checkpoint was fired. It seems that not only the anti-aircraft gun, since the 92nd reported on the loss of the T-64: cheesy:
Z.Y. The deputy headquarters disappeared in the punitive baht of Donbass: cheesy: drove Kalash (Alexander Kalashnikov) - see Kostya “Semenchenko” is cleaning the ranks

The most gusto is when the former Minister of Defense Gritsenko called for sending dill special forces in Russia to kill Russian citizens
He offered to entrust the Kirovograd Special Forces Regiment (which is already reputed to zero by the militia) and their Khmelnitsky counterpart (mainly engaged in VIP security).

He called for the resignation of the current minister - Geletey. By the way, there are rumors that Geletey will indeed be fired on Sunday

But why should Ukrainian troops do anything, from the OSCE and the UN they are white and fluffy, are these “Russian bandits” in the opinion of the OSCE and the West trying to annex Donbass?

Ukrainians perform where they are suggested.

Yesterday, a tank of the DPR carried out combat training on targets near the village. Kominternovo (near Mariupol). Dill (with his tank) stood 150 m - and no militias attempted to attack the tank (in real life they called for help). After firing, the militia tank pointed a cannon at the dill tank and the Ukrainians quietly moved away, but only changed their diapers - the help was late. Everything - the ceasefire is observed exactly.

15:23 In the area of ​​Chernukhino (near Debaltseve) fights do not stop, and in Nikishino - generally tin now.

Ukrainians admitted that yesterday their convoy west of Dokuchaevsk at 16.45 was ambushed - they recognized the death of 1 border guard, 9 seeing from other parts of dill they were strengthening.

An explosion with a fire in the Volnovakha area was also recognized on the NSDC map.

By the way, at the checkpoint at Popasnaya, the artel worked well for lunch - Ukrainians are still screaming.

By the way, today the famous Kirovograd deputy assistant dill army was shot in a car in Zheltye Vody, and then the car was blown up - well, for sure. It is waiting for all the junta's assistants

[Penzyac]

Quote: plotnikov561956

There is always one question ... "How did we live with them in the same country ... and will they be normal ...?"

Nothing, a couple of echelons of activated charcoal and a general enema should help.

[Solaris]

from the instructions of the Ukrainian border guard:
"... Before speaking, make sure
that your tongue is connected to your brain ... "

[wanderer]

The Russian Ministry of Health warns.
As of October 12.10.2014, XNUMX, the disease: Ebola, Nazism, hohlism are incurable.
Be carefull.

[ded10041948]

The "terrorist" was torn to pieces, the thug on the street was thrown by a blast wave, and the two valiant Ukrov border guards remained alive? Patients in ward 6 are smoking nervously on the sidelines! Sister! A double dose of chlorpromazine and haloperidol urgently!

[Penzyac]

Quote: ded10041948

The "terrorist" was torn to pieces, the thug on the street was thrown by a blast wave, and the two valiant Ukrov border guards remained alive? Patients in ward 6 are smoking nervously on the sidelines! Sister! A double dose of chlorpromazine and haloperidol urgently!

They say du-ra-kam is lucky ...

[Gray 43]

And I, as it did not immediately realize how this war began? After all, we showed the introduction of troops through the barricades, which were guarded by people with icons, there were Odessa, Slavyansk, Kramatorsk, Mariupol, air strikes and numerous mercenaries, punitive detachments with Nazi symbols and this was all due to one grenade, in the explosion of which he was killed just the culprit ????? The logic and common sense of the junta went on vacation indefinitely! These and their house will be burned to get rid of cockroaches

[Temer]

Aaaaaaaaaa! Talking tomato!

[novobranets]

Gerasim Mu-mu drove to drown. A pebble on the neck of the dog tied
and threw it into the river. Threw it and swam home.
Mu-mu, poor fellow, floundering, trying to free himself.
Sailing past Masai saw her, pulled out a stone
untied ...
And then Mu-mu:
- Thank you, good man! You saved me!
Man:
- Ahh! Talking dog!
Mu-mu (in even greater surprise):
- Ahh! Talking man !!!

[Woolfy]

Yes, how much can you? All to myself, all to myself! Treat me at least! And then smoke in one snout !!!

[Yasondinalt]

What kind of ukro-border guards strong men and trained people bend a two-meter terrorist, do not let anyone kill with a grenade. Why did such warriors run to us for soup and protection during memorable events?

[Drunya]

already tired of them dolbo ... rev.
Our everything is silent.
For example, I have a "proof" - (the test tube is in the refrigerator),
The USA carries Ebola around the world - I can shake it with a test tube. - let them rack their brains
somebody will blow it, and then we have whole ministries sitting evidence gathering
that it’s not us.
it is also necessary to throw them with fakes (through the magazine "Murzilka" for example), even the most "stupid" ones - let them make excuses.

[Stoler]

Idiocy disease is worse than Ebola.

[Fox]

Well, here, along the way because of the limited built-in memory, the dill forgot to add that it was ... PUTIN !!! with a grenade, hung with "interesting" flash drives, on a battle bear with a poplar on its back! ... ehh ... (copy and paste the idea, stucco, and don't pay, as always)

[SmolNik]

For lovers of ice fishing, two Belorussian bison were launched in Lake of Read.

[anfil]

The boss is all gone, the plaster is removed, the client is leaving ...

[sv68]

another year or two will come, and we will learn such a truth about ukroin from the lips of ukrointsy — right away, they will want to urgently send them all to Saturn - let them sign it there and breathe ammonia and methane - full breast

[Drunya]

Ukraine - through A .
excuse me .

[KBR109]

And after "a" the letter "d". Nothing please.

[Vladislav]

I would write with "F", in my opinion, so it is more correct!

[Corsair5912]

Something faded Russian suicide bomber described. Two meters of growth and all.
And what was his beard, black, red, yellow, to the waist, chest or shorter?
What color is the padded jacket and earflaps, what pea shirt, small or large, what color are the stripes on the vest and pants, what footcloths and bast shoes.
Or maybe he finally was in an embroidered shirt? Camouflage by Svidomo.
A rank in the GRU as identified by a lieutenant colonel, colonel or general.
Because of some thread, the flyers or the captain of the war do not start, at least there should be rails and big stars on uniform.

[Igor F.]

Well, yes, most likely from the locals .. The "Experimenter" most likely decided to insert the pulled out pin into the grenade .. But something went wrong, and now they blamed Russia!

[pvv113]

Ukrainian border guards unexpectedly came to the conclusion that the conflict provoked a "Russian suicide bomber" who died in a grenade explosion.

Really normal adequate person will believe in this nonsense? But the most interesting thing is that dill breach and believe in themselves.

[Abbra]

The usual logic of provocateurs. The "incident" immediately surfaced in Poland in 1939 and Sarajevo ...

[511]

I read and think .. did the Americans really invent pills that took away the mind of a person, as far as I know, the Nazis in WWII conducted experiments in concentration camps on people, turned out to be zombies. Maybe they settled in post-war Ukraine.

[tehnoluks]

Handbook ukrov.

[LvKiller]

"Ukrainian border guards “know” how the war in Ukraine began"- yes, we also know ... it began with Ukraine. There was no Ukraine - there was no war. Take down this last monument to Lenin - Ukraine ... Anyway, it died back in 2004.

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: LvKiller

"Ukrainian border guards “know” how the war in Ukraine began"- yes, we also know ... it began with Ukraine. There was no Ukraine - there was no war. Take down this last monument to Lenin - Ukraine ... Anyway, it died back in 2004.

Ukraine is no longer in fact .. And here is a little more positive .. I'm waiting for the title on the VO website .. "ALL VMERALA ... finally .."))))

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: LvKiller

"Ukrainian border guards “know” how the war in Ukraine began"- yes, we also know ... it began with Ukraine. There was no Ukraine - there was no war. Take down this last monument to Lenin - Ukraine ... Anyway, it died back in 2004.

Ukraine is no longer in fact .. And here is a little more positive .. I'm waiting for the title on the VO website .. "ALL VMERALA ... finally .."))))

[Penzyac]

Quote: MIKHAN

Quote: LvKiller

"Ukrainian border guards “know” how the war in Ukraine began"- yes, we also know ... it began with Ukraine. There was no Ukraine - there was no war. Take down this last monument to Lenin - Ukraine ... Anyway, it died back in 2004.

Ukraine is no longer in fact .. And here is a little more positive .. I'm waiting for the title on the VO website .. "ALL VMERALA ... finally .."))))

And if there is also a title: "Everything gone"? ... I'll just untie ...

[Corsair5912]

Quote: LvKiller

All the same, she died in the 2004 year.

Ukraine, as a state, has always been stillborn.
Once Ukraine is separated from Russia, in it, like grave worms in a corpse, murderers, robbers, rapists, sadists, Russophobes, traitors, punishers, executioners, fascists, Bandera and others are starting to breed.
This is some kind of natural genetic phenomenon.

[Igor F.]

Yes, and President Yushchenko himself was very much like a zombie! With his leprosy ... We arrived, comrades! Whom does this people choose? Horror!!

[Igor F.]

Yeah this "terrorist", apparently himself from the Ukrainian, and rather "accidentally" pulled the safety pin off the grenade .. For the sake of curiosity. An attempt to insert it back here turned into such a tragedy!

[Sergey-72]

All this ebolaibism is already tired, all like a carbon copy. One invented, the other posted, and a whole forum sits and discusses another heresy.

[Bullman]

So if the "suicide bomber" was from Russia, why is the war going on with its citizens?

[awersa]

Well then, it turns out that this “heroic border guard” alone could have prevented the whole conflict, pulled out a grenade and shouted “glory to the dill” by itself ... and that’s all - neither the revolution of the aligarchs, nor the bombing of the Donbas, not the hardened Crimea .... Such a chance there was a delay ..

[kervin78]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

Yes, even syringes are smoked to a heap)

[Drunya]

On October 9, a press conference was held in Vladikavkaz by Alan Mamiev, a resident of North Ossetia, who spent more than three months in Ukraine in the ranks of the DPR militias.

[tomket]

And they found a flash drive on his head, and on his head there was a Budennovka and a KGB certificate, and a pioneer tie was tied on his chest, and there was an Octobrist star on his chest, and the plan for the collapse of Ukraine with Putin's signature was in his pocket, and Shoigu's shout was heard in his telephone receiver for a long time : "Well, what is it? The provacation was a success ???" Yes, there was a parachute dragging behind my back, and there was a photo of Lenin, Stalin, Ivan the Terrible in my breast pocket near my heart (yes, yes
, photo))))) Well, before the self-explosion, he sang revolutionary songs for a long time.

[Viktor Kudinov]

A ghost roams Ukraine. The ghost of a Russian suicide. With a grenade in hand, which he hits on the head of every peaceful national guard or ukrovoi and asks: "Did you pray for the night or didn't you?" And those who did not pray, or did not pray earnestly enough, he sends to God.

[Darth Revan]

Quote: sv68

Nagan, you still say that Adam Eve did not fuck much because he constantly ate fat and washed down with vodka

Well, so dill is Adamenko, why be surprised At the Labus - Adamkus Each geopolitical microbe imagines itself almost as the navel of the Universe, although, in fact, is its jo.

[Lumumba]

I hugged him, which means I bent him, although he was two meters tall.

Khokhlograzhneg, he wanted to introduce the poor man to European values, but it didn’t work out.

[assa.sever]

Quote: Dryuya

it is also necessary to throw them with fakes (through the magazine "Murzilka" for example), even the most "stupid" ones - let them make excuses.

Indeed, let them justify themselves. But we don’t need it, it doesn’t stop anyone anyway. So there is no need to humiliate yourself.

[Drunya]

KHARKIV, Urgent appeal, 11.10.2014/XNUMX/XNUMX

[aszzz888]

I wonder how many weeks the border guard crammed such a preparation. Or did you read it by the credits?

[Demob 2012]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

Quote: RUSS

I am not an expert on drugs, but they don’t inject marijuana, they smoke it.

These guys definitely got pricked , if they were stoned, they would begin to come to their senses, but they are getting steeper and steeper

[gunter_laux]

"a two-meter terrorist from Russia" ...

Good size, especially for a frog! Imagination is exhausted... Morons!

[bddrus]

but there is no evidence because the terrorist did not pass and was killed!

[rotmistr60]

All life flew by before my eyes. I realized that there is no return. I embraced him, which means I bent it, although he was two meters tall.

It turns out that on the U. Krop border there are Rambos who easily bend 2-meter-tall terrorists with pockets full of flash drives and whom even a grenade cannot take. The flag is in your hands.

[rotmistr60]

All life flew by before my eyes. I realized that there is no return. I embraced him, which means I bent it, although he was two meters tall.

It turns out that on the U. Krop border there are Rambos who easily bend 2-meter-tall terrorists with pockets full of flash drives and whom even a grenade cannot take. The flag is in your hands.

[Peacemaker of the USSR]

Was there a "BOY"? or rather both boys...
Another Ukro IDIOTISM.
The people fought and fought and didn’t even think about it (“why is this all happening”),
and now I found out who started it all)))
No photo of the border guard, no “terrorist with a grenade,” no date...

[Denis Tatar]

“I will hug and bend” is the motto of the Ukrainian border guards.

[givigor71]

how quickly Ukraine turned into a country of “dill” with complete schizophrenia of the population and complete idiocy...

[Iskander 090]

Ukrainian world champions are pussies.

[Major Yurik]

Quote: kod3001

This is just nonsense!

Gentlemen, all this nonsense of the SBU is for internal use. They are designed to raise the spirit of the Ukrainians so that they jump higher and more often. You don’t even need to pay attention.

[gozmos]

According to Nikolai Usk, the senior border guard, the "suicide bomber" was traveling from Russia to Ukraine with a "clear mission."

And how does the border guard know about the “clear task”? Again they write bullshit to slander Russia...

[provincial]

It looks like there’s nothing to write about on the Military Review website if we’ve returned to this topic again. It would be better if they wrote more about the affairs of Novorossiya. How are they doing in the “peaceful” situation on the eve of winter, elections, what kind of help is needed from the Russians, etc. , otherwise our media lost interest in them.

[staric]

The award has found its heroes

[Romass]

Dill are congenital liars. After the collapse of the USSR, our “n-mi” dill clearly degraded to a primitive state. But this is a complex, long evolutionary process! From here? -What did Sarah Nu Land sprinkle on the cookies?

[cat hippopotamus]

Dill prove once again that they are very stupid guys squared away.

[Alexey P]

“..... it’s a sin to laugh at the sick...” said one character in a nut case. hospital from the film "Prisoner of the Caucasus".

[serezhasoldatow]

Since Zadornov is not shown on TV, at least this will brighten things up a little.

[Aandrewsir]

What to take from the wretched people suffering from Russophobia?

[Pupon63]

We laugh at Psaki, but here we have millions of our own!

[sharp-lad]

If you remember what the dill tell about themselves, then it was a little crest, with lard instead of a brain, who grabbed a grenade in Russia and hurried to the aid of the independent maydauns like him!

[Dezinto]

I'll leave this here. almost on topic. )))

[Wolka]

in fact, none of the dill closed the borders with Russia either at that time or after, but I remember Turchinov gave the order to start the ATO precisely after the announcement of the results of the referendums held in the DPR and LPR...

[sgr291158]

A viral infection of lies is spreading throughout Ukraine. Ebola is just a runny nose.

[SAHALIN]

The Ukrop leadership is a political dead man, it’s either good or nothing, and there’s nothing good

[press officer]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

I realized there was no turning back. I hugged him, which means I bent him, although he was two meters tall....

“our two-meter suicide bomber” died... but the one who bent/hug him did not... Good herb grows in dill... magical...

[Signature]

And everything will fall into place if you just look at things through Ukrainian eyes: who set themselves on fire in Odessa? Who bombed themselves in Donetsk? That's it! In other words, the one who needed it least of all and everyone should have started “everything in general.”
One more point: Usik N. - thinking day and night about “how it all began” - is he not one of those whom Russia fed and watered and transported through one checkpoint to another with its own transport (protecting)? Yes: it is absurd to introduce a gray wolf to highly spiritual communication with sheep: least of all, he is attracted by the prospect of vegetarianism and spiritual leisure.

[Signature]

A fundamental amendment: you need to look at things with “Great Ukrainian” (i.e. pseudo-Ukrainian) eyes, and not with Ukrainian eyes as such! In other words: FOR GOD'S SAKE, don't confuse the "Great Ukrainians" with the Ukrainians!!!

[RonaldTync]

all the girls dream of their own sun, and there are only light bulbs around ((((((((

[Siberian]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

It's not marijuana here, it's something heavier, fact

[vladushqa92]

Then it turns out that this big guy was traveling from Ukraine to Russia, and not vice versa. Gas also comes from them to us

[Папа Карло]

It all started with someone farting loudly, the rest crap themselves in fear, and off we went - paratroopers, columns of tanks, an atomic bomb, smartphones - traitors. Did it end when the nonsense ended, or the grass?

[Inferno]

Quote: Silumin

They will be chopped off with their marijuana, then they’ll nonsense.

They don't inject marijuana - they smoke dill!

[tolyasik0577]

That's it, I'm already tired. Honestly, I'm getting nervous. Why? My father's side is Ukrainian. I am ashamed that the nation has degenerated to the end. When I received my first passport, I proudly asked to put “Ukrainian” in the “nationality” line. What now? I'm in pain!!! I'm ashamed!!!

[Boxwood]

Quote: Alexey RA

and then one of them was seen alive on Russian territory.

“the boss, I saw this pi-ra in Khimki - he was selling wooden members...” Sukhodrishchev, “Shirley-myrli”

[Pushkar]

Buxus, after you there is nothing to add!!!