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Darth Vader "multiplied" for victory in ukrovybory

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Today the official registration of candidates for special parliamentary elections in Ukraine is being completed. The Ukrainian CEC, among other parties, has registered the “Internet Party of Ukraine”. At the same time, candidate Darth Vader represents the party in six districts at once. Immediately six candidates under the name Darth Vader ... It is reported by the newspaper with the original name Ukrainian Truth.

Darth Vader "multiplied" for victory in ukrovybory


Darth Vader at one time tried to act as a candidate in the presidential elections in Ukraine. Then the CEC of Ukraine refused to register such a candidate, apparently fearing competition for Poroshenko ... But Darth Vader took part in the election of mayors in Odessa and Kiev. And if in Kiev the candidate failed with the result of about 1,7%, then in Odessa Vader took the second place, while accusing the authorities of rigging the results, since, in his opinion, Odessans gave the "star" candidate the highest number of votes.

The official list of candidates from the "Internet Party" is headed by such gentlemen and ladies as:

1. Vader Darth Viktorovich.

2. Palpatine Imperator Viktorovich.

3. Chewbacca Stepan Mikhailovich.

4. Amidala Padme Nikolaevna.

5. Yoda Master Vladimirovich.

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  1. Sharky
    Sharky 30 September 2014 07: 01
    +7
    Whatever the child amused, if only he would not hang himself! winked
    1. Canep
      Canep 30 September 2014 07: 09
      +19
      This is the most adequate candidate, in comparison with the others, the most peaceful and pursuing the most humane goals, again in comparison with the others.
      1. mirag2
        mirag2 30 September 2014 07: 13
        +1
        All this is a consequence of lawlessness and lawlessness, not against the backdrop of a crisis of state institutions and instruments — it looks like Russia began in the 90s — there were also lots of parties, and the Communist Party was almost banned then.
      2. BYV
        BYV 30 September 2014 07: 14
        +3
        Where's Winnie the Pooh, Piglet and Smart Rabbit? (Do not offer eggs)
        1. Canep
          Canep 30 September 2014 08: 22
          0
          Quote: BYV
          Where's Winnie the Pooh, Piglet and Smart Rabbit? (Do not offer eggs)

          In Ukraine, only Avatars remained controlled from overseas, Winnie the Pooh, Darth Vader, Piglet, etc. imply an independent personality.
        2. andj61
          andj61 30 September 2014 08: 32
          +1
          Quote: BYV
          Where's Winnie the Pooh, Piglet and Smart Rabbit? (Do not offer eggs)

          These heroes (I don’t mention about Yaytsenyukh) will run in the next election from the Ukrainian multiparty.
          In the picture - Winnie and Piglet agree on the creation of the Multi-Party. laughing
      3. Eragon
        Eragon 30 September 2014 07: 17
        +7
        Quote: Canep
        This is the most adequate candidate, in comparison with the others, the most peaceful and pursuing the most humane goals, again in comparison with the others.

        If he goes to Rada, it will be an indicator that not everything is so bad with the brains in Ukraine - the banter will turn out to be capital.
        If President Obama is in the US, why not be a parliamentarian in Ukraine to Darth Vader?
    2. Tatar 174
      Tatar 174 30 September 2014 07: 15
      +4
      Will they win the elections and start building the Death Star?
      1. Canep
        Canep 30 September 2014 08: 19
        0
        Quote: Tatar 174
        and the "Death Star" will begin to build?

        Nope, combat space station. Darth Viktorovich did not speak about the Death Star.
    3. And Us Rat
      And Us Rat 30 September 2014 18: 22
      0
      Quote: Sharky
      Whatever the child amused, if only he would not hang himself! winked

      laughing laughing laughing


  2. TECHNOLOGY
    TECHNOLOGY 30 September 2014 07: 01
    +3
    Wow! As Vysotsky sang, they breed by budding! wassat
  3. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 30 September 2014 07: 04
    +2
    The "dark force" is with them. Indeed, laughter through tears.
  4. Andrey Russky
    Andrey Russky 30 September 2014 07: 04
    +1
    Insanity grew stronger, the trees bent!
    1. BoBkaTyumen
      BoBkaTyumen 30 September 2014 07: 08
      +7
      Against the background of Nickname, Lyashka and other 3,14 collection, these look more adequate. At least the sense of humor is not lost. "A ray of light in the dark kingdom"
  5. asar
    asar 30 September 2014 07: 05
    +3
    It's only the beginning! Soon not only Dart will "multiply"!
    Here are fools, winter is on the nose, which cannot be canceled by "decree", but they "bud"!
  6. TECHNOLOGY
    TECHNOLOGY 30 September 2014 07: 05
    +8
    Crazies in power, that’s doing what horrible.Bind (mentally) a song to modern reality!
  7. DPZ
    DPZ 30 September 2014 07: 09
    +3
    I would definitely vote for them. in such a madhouse the most worthy candidates!
  8. vitaz
    vitaz 30 September 2014 07: 10
    +1
    That's right, soon from the neighboring galaxy "Russian paratroopers" will attack dill
  9. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 30 September 2014 07: 11
    +2
    Well, they will choose the Internet party in a happy mood, and that they will sit in this masquerade all the time, but on the other hand, during the fight, the face will remain intact, dibelism in Ukropia has blossomed to the full, the next in line party, a wolf and seven kids
  10. Cosmos1987
    Cosmos1987 30 September 2014 07: 11
    0
    Here are pictures
    http://maxpark.com/community/politic/content/3011720
  11. Barakuda
    Barakuda 30 September 2014 07: 14
    +2
    Nothing depends on the "election". They have already put their own in key positions. Now they squabble with themselves. As the US State Department orders, so be it. "pi.do.ry." Lyashkovites, fascists Turchinovs and Tyagniboks will again be in power. And Kolomoisky will send money.
  12. inkass_98
    inkass_98 30 September 2014 07: 14
    +2
    It’s time already to hang Mordor balloons over the Ruin and spray anti-schizoid preparations. However contagious this dope epidemic was. And sanitary cordons should be set up along the perimeter of their borders. That's where the plant wall of the dill would come in handy so that the violent ones do not run away.
  13. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 30 September 2014 07: 21
    +6
    "It's really not a sin to laugh at what seems ridiculous," but here it is no longer funny, but scary. The percentage of inadequacies begins to go off scale. One gets the impression that, without any jokes, part of the Ukrainian population feeds on some kind of nonsense, after which they are so "flattened out".
  14. Dedjara
    Dedjara 30 September 2014 07: 22
    +2
    It seems to me that when an open day was held in the Ukrainian madhouse, someone forgot to close these doors.
    1. cat hippopotamus
      cat hippopotamus 30 September 2014 07: 28
      0
      It is better that the Internet was allowed in the madhouses of Ukraine, and they, patients of the shelter of the wise, urgently registered their party.
  15. cat hippopotamus
    cat hippopotamus 30 September 2014 07: 25
    +1
    And also nominated candidates from the party Pakimonov and Teletubbies. Mass dibilization of the society was successful!
  16. meriem1
    meriem1 30 September 2014 07: 29
    0
    Quote: Sharky
    Whatever the child amused, if only he would not hang himself! winked

    Yeah. Not enough of the Mangultuyap of the membranous back and Scaly Pease ... wing. Shiz is getting stronger.
  17. ISKANDER25
    ISKANDER25 30 September 2014 07: 31
    +2
    Hello! JUMPING-COUNTRY IS NOT A SCARY IDIOTS!
  18. zadorin1974
    zadorin1974 30 September 2014 07: 33
    +3
    Good day Dear! And who didn’t think about how subtly the guys joke about everything that happens on the outskirts? I don’t think they could come up with such a thing. A rather far from stupid person can turn a similar joke on the creative thinking of "Ukropatriots" for the third time, moreover with a rise. Note that the elections are held under the patronage of the EU and the Amer. So, in their direction, a good touch, that's what force the leading democracies can turn the once flourishing state into by their intervention.
    1. IPSC-2008
      IPSC-2008 30 September 2014 07: 51
      +1
      I completely agree. Even those who vote against the current elite and elect this "star-struck" will still find themselves "at a broken trough."
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  19. kind
    kind 30 September 2014 07: 37
    +1
    Still need to add Luntik with friends and Smesharikov laughing and Ukraine will be happy!
  20. TECHNOLOGY
    TECHNOLOGY 30 September 2014 07: 37
    +4
    One day.
  21. Grigorievich
    Grigorievich 30 September 2014 07: 57
    +1
    Quote: zadorin1974
    Good day Dear! And who didn’t think about how subtly the guys joke about everything that happens on the outskirts? I don’t think they could come up with such a thing. A rather far from stupid person can turn a similar joke on the creative thinking of "Ukropatriots" for the third time, moreover with a rise. Note that the elections are held under the patronage of the EU and the Amer. So, in their direction, a good touch, that's what force the leading democracies can turn the once flourishing state into by their intervention.

    You are right, well guys are mocking reality in the so-called Ukraine.
  22. Viktor Kudinov
    Viktor Kudinov 30 September 2014 07: 59
    +1
    Gulchitai, that is, Dart, open, face! One must go to the polls with an open visor, and not at a tin can.
  23. pexotinec
    pexotinec 30 September 2014 08: 22
    +1
    At least someone makes fun of the political heresy of Ukrainian politicians laughing
  24. FunkschNNX
    FunkschNNX 30 September 2014 08: 48
    0
    And I always liked Padma.
  25. skylare
    skylare 30 September 2014 09: 07
    0
    I’m thinking that if the Reapers arrive from Dark space, then they will not look into Ukraine for another five or six cycles (he who understands the topic will understand).
  26. kolyasha19rus
    kolyasha19rus 30 September 2014 09: 35
    0
    Tell me how ?????? How did this country come to such insanity ????? KAAAAK ????????
  27. pensioner
    pensioner 30 September 2014 09: 35
    0
    And after that, how can you take "the state of Ukraine" seriously ??
    And why is there not among the candidates the famous Deed Panas, who became famous for his immortals already "This is such a la-la malyata"? After all, even when he knew what would happen ...
  28. max_mara
    max_mara 30 September 2014 10: 15
    0
    Ukraine is a circus! And in the circus clowns should steer. I will vote for Darth!
  29. Major Yurik
    Major Yurik 30 September 2014 10: 40
    +1
    Interestingly, if someone in dill nominates as a candidate for Bender or Shukhevych, what will happen? They will select or beat, huh? wassat
  30. Solaris
    Solaris 30 September 2014 10: 46
    0
    "KVN" in Ukrainian.
    article smiled, cheered up, thanks
  31. crazy boiler
    crazy boiler 30 September 2014 11: 57
    0
    Well, what, against the force did not trample the same)
    they are Sith)
  32. krivdaSPb
    krivdaSPb 30 September 2014 13: 08
    0
    "a newspaper with the original name Ukrainian Truth." good good good
  33. Ze Kot
    Ze Kot 30 September 2014 14: 51
    0
    Quote: BYV
    Where's Winnie the Pooh, Piglet and Smart Rabbit? (Do not offer eggs)



    Where is Luke Skywalker and the rest of Jejai?