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Maidan turns into an import: Yatsenyuk "sets" the price of Russian gas

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The head of the Ukrainian Cabinet Yatsenyuk, after long deliberation (in anticipation of the approaching cold weather), decided to come up with a new proposal for the price of gas for Ukraine. Yatsenyuk declares that Kiev is ready to pay Russia for 300 dollars per thousand cubic meters of gas in the warm season and 385 dollars in the winter. Yatsenyuk quotes LifeNews:

We will not pay 500 for Russian gas, there is no such price. We proposed our approach, exclusively economic and European. In low season, in summer - 300, high season - 385, on average, 340 comes out.


Maidan turns into an import: Yatsenyuk "sets" the price of Russian gas


500 dollars ... Indeed, there is no such price. Yatsenyuk either forgot that Russia is offering Ukraine gas for $ 385 for 1000 cubes, or the ukropremier continues to play the fool before the Ukrainian people with words about who knows where $ 500 comes from.

Usually the seller appoints the price of the goods, but, apparently, the Ukrainian authorities are going to go their own way. One gets the impression that Mr. Yatsenyuk confuses the international market of energy resources with the import or the eastern bazaar, where you can bargain long and tediously, remembering how you took three yesterday, and does not want to take five today ...
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  1. Alexander Romanov
    Alexander Romanov 3 September 2014 16: 46
    +71
    Eternal gas negotiations. Let the dung be drowned, tired already.
    1. Giant thought
      Giant thought 3 September 2014 16: 50
      +29
      We can arrange a trip to Siberia for firewood for each Ukrainian guard for five to seven years, will send firewood in parcels.
      1. Telakh
        Telakh 3 September 2014 16: 52
        +18
        "Stop saying, Kozyulsky!
        You are not at Privoz!
        Here's the United States of America! "© Shirley-Myrley.
        1. Geo
          Geo 3 September 2014 16: 58
          +18
          Actually! :-)
          It also recalls the purchase of chairs by Father Fyodor from engineer Bruns.
          "12 chairs"
          - "sell for 20"
          - "I won't sell for 20, but I will sell for 200!"
          1. mobilizer
            mobilizer 3 September 2014 23: 41
            +1
            and after all bargain!
            1. ibnvladimir
              ibnvladimir 4 September 2014 03: 47
              +2
              But let them bargain ... States, like hucksters on the market, have the right to do this, we have our own point of view, they have their own. Sooner or later, they still have to negotiate. We have gas, which in any way needs to be sold somewhere, because the storages are not bottomless, they have no money to buy it. In general, an interesting layout.
              1. Privat
                Privat 4 September 2014 05: 04
                +3
                Well, really, why not bargain while it's warm in the yard?
                And as white flies fly and begin to blow into cowards, you look, and we bargain. wassat
                1. abdrah
                  abdrah 6 September 2014 23: 10
                  0
                  Before you bargain, you have to pay tribute to what you have already taken to give ..
        2. Peter Timofeev
          Peter Timofeev 3 September 2014 17: 08
          +5
          Senya, if you were going to the Donbass, they would definitely have exposed you.
        3. Oleg Sobol
          Oleg Sobol 3 September 2014 20: 04
          +2
          Quote: Giant thought
          We can arrange a trip to Siberia for firewood for each Ukrainian guard for five to seven years, will send firewood in parcels.

          Let us preserve the rich forests of our country, for our country and its descendants, and not for wood for every scumbag?
          (and + for Comments we will earn on the real idea).
          1. ibnvladimir
            ibnvladimir 4 September 2014 03: 50
            +2
            And who will cut fire cuttings? The forest can be thinned out a little (just a little) - it will not hurt him. IMHO.
      2. Vitaly Anisimov
        Vitaly Anisimov 3 September 2014 16: 54
        +28
        Great Yaytsenyuh thinks that he got out ..? bully General Frost is already knocking on the door ..))
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        2. IAlex
          IAlex 3 September 2014 17: 03
          +9
          All captured Nazis to Ramzan for re-education, so that there was something to do for the rest of his life ...
        3. Mhpv
          Mhpv 3 September 2014 17: 15
          +10
          Quote: MIKHAN
          Great Yaytsenyuh

          It looks like this episode about the current Ukraine:
        4. starochkin77
          starochkin77 3 September 2014 18: 12
          +4
          And where is it any closer, they don’t mine coal? request He would have agreed to import coal even from Australia or South America! fool laughing
          1. vodolaz
            vodolaz 6 September 2014 15: 28
            0
            You will not believe))) From Australia and New Zealand threaten to carry))))
        5. olegglin
          olegglin 3 September 2014 18: 21
          +5
          The whole junta has one specialization:
        6. Ramzaj99
          Ramzaj99 3 September 2014 18: 52
          +4
          Quote: MIKHAN
          Great Yaytsenyuh thinks that he got out ..?


          I hate most of all this freak ...... I hope in New Russia they will fix the captured dots, and send greetings personally to Yaytsnenyuha in the window !!!!!!!!
        7. Kazanec
          Kazanec 3 September 2014 18: 53
          +6
          Well give! That's why they actually arranged a massacre in the Donbass, so that they would buy coal from South Africa! :))))) Well, damn it, there are no words anymore, what kind of people are these ?!
        8. vitamin ky
          vitamin ky 4 September 2014 02: 23
          +2
          Damn, I was late again -Removed comments -It was always interesting that you can answer the banter ,? quickly the moderators worked - sorry - it would be interesting to read the pearls from Svidomo, how do they breathe?, what do they think?, how do they organize it? sadness
      3. Paradoxov
        Paradoxov 3 September 2014 16: 54
        +9
        The National Guard can also be felled, but the hunyat uranium to be mined! am
      4. Oleg Sobol
        Oleg Sobol 3 September 2014 17: 11
        +25
        In low season, in summer - 300, high season - 385, on average 340.
        You have already been offered: 385 in winter, 385 in spring, 385 in summer, and 385 in autumn.
        On average, it turns out that you need GAS, as always, for "freebies."
        Drown with coal from South Africa ... Donbass coal, you also do not and will never be.
        1. Kibalchish
          Kibalchish 3 September 2014 17: 17
          +18
          Until they repay the debt, they don’t have any gas whatsoever ...
          1. gispanec
            gispanec 3 September 2014 18: 42
            +4
            Quote: Kibalchish
            Until they repay the debt, they don’t have any gas whatsoever ...

            Of course, and until the advance payment for half a year, no gas will be paid in advance either ......
          2. fif21
            fif21 3 September 2014 21: 55
            +2
            Quote: Kibalchish
            Until they repay the debt, they don’t have any gas whatsoever ...
            I agree with you, and for every spit in the direction of Russia, toss a hundred square meter, and to add a hundred square meter for each EU sanction. The punishment of the ruble.
          3. Kindzadza
            Kindzadza 5 September 2014 22: 22
            +1
            Support.
        2. arane
          arane 3 September 2014 17: 26
          +14
          smart, damn it! in summer, 300 storage will fill up. and survive the winter without buying!
          1. Scoun
            Scoun 3 September 2014 17: 40
            +9
            Quote: arane
            Yatsenyuk either forgot that Russia is offering Ukraine gas at $ 385 per 1000 cubic meters, or the Ukrainian premier continues to fool around the Ukrainian people with the words that $ 500 come from.

            Yes, this fabulous rabbit is simply preparing the ground.
            Yatsenyuk either forgot that Russia offers Ukraine gas at $ 385 for 1000 cubic meters, or the Ukrainian premier continues to fool around the Ukrainian people with the words about where did they come from $ 500.

            Manipulating the numbers about 500, about the price per season at 385, about the off season 300, and taking into account what the season is approaching now, this fabulous rabbit will soon announce - we defeated Russia and forced them to accept our gas price of 385 North American Tugriks per season, and that now the average annual gas price will be 340 Tugriks (this is taking into account the fact that in the summer they did not acquire gas) the rabbit wants PR and carrots.
            1. Cynic
              Cynic 4 September 2014 08: 09
              +2
              Quote: Scoun
              taking into account the fact that the season is approaching now, this fabulous rabbit will soon announce - we defeated Russia

              Everything goes to this!
          2. Cynic
            Cynic 4 September 2014 08: 12
            +2
            Quote: arane
            in the summer, 300 stores will be filled. and survive the winter without buying!

            There isn’t enough gas in storage for the winter, this option Kuev dill this year trying to crank!
            And once they started talking about buying gas from the Russian Federation, then something from them, even with an abnormally warm winter, does not agree on forecasts of gas consumption.
            NOT ENOUGH!
            Yes, about the abnormally warm winter, this is not my guess! Ukropithek is not what the gas price of the Russian Federation is assigned, so they already set the weather themselves!
            Like these ones affairs !

          3. Carbon40
            Carbon40 6 September 2014 11: 07
            0
            Crazy there is no-cunning!
          4. Cynic
            Cynic 6 September 2014 18: 09
            0
            Quote: arane
            smart, damn it! in summer, 300 storage will fill up. and survive the winter without buying!

            Yes, they already filled them for free!
            No enough !
            Hence these dances with a tambourine!
        3. Iline
          Iline 3 September 2014 18: 49
          +2
          One gets the impression that Mr. Yatsenyuk confuses the international energy market with an import or an oriental bazaar,

          The way it is. All these loud statements about gas reverse and supplies of liquefied gas from Qatar are nothing more than bluff. The guys were directly told: "Bargaining is not appropriate here." Poland has already "gorged on" liquefied gas from Qatar at a price of $ 520 per thousand cubic meters, and instantly calmed down. Lukashenka "gorged" on oil from Venezuela during the oil confrontation with Russia, has become more adequate.
          Why am I leading all this? The smart one learns from the mistakes of others, from his own. Conclusions do you.
      5. Max otto
        Max otto 3 September 2014 17: 19
        +6
        It is time for him to create and head a new ministry - Ukrkizyakprom. It will be a monopolist in the global market.
      6. predator.3
        predator.3 3 September 2014 17: 33
        +11
        here it is traditional Ukrainian fuel! ... it remains to be raised to the surface!
        1. Wedmak
          Wedmak 3 September 2014 20: 16
          +1
          And bury. You see, in a couple of million years, the new oil will be ... artificial this time.
      7. land
        land 3 September 2014 17: 42
        +17
        yes that you are attached to Siberia
        we don’t need the maid here
        bears feel sorry
      8. siberalt
        siberalt 3 September 2014 17: 50
        +3
        To Siberia is not necessary. Take them to yourself! laughing
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      10. INFOLegioner
        INFOLegioner 3 September 2014 20: 52
        +2
        this is not even funny: 5-7 years is not enough. for serious crimes against civilians from 15-25 years to life. and not into the woods for firewood, but to uranium mines. but this is for the Nazigards, but conscripts should be quickly released to their homes for walking anti-agitation horrors of war am
      11. VseDoFeNi
        VseDoFeNi 4 September 2014 07: 42
        0
        Fuck them, and so already all the forests have been cut down. It’s time to restore.
    2. Peter Timofeev
      Peter Timofeev 3 September 2014 16: 51
      +8
      With Yatsenyuk with an extraordinary mind, it is strange that he did not offer Russia to supply gas for free.
    3. portoc65
      portoc65 3 September 2014 17: 01
      +21
      I like what Yatsenyuk’s serious face is ... but he really thinks that he is a historical person .... judging by his physiognomy, his sense of self-importance is off scale
      1. Sid.74
        Sid.74 3 September 2014 17: 15
        +1
        Yeah, Putin outlined a peace plan for Ukraine!

        At the end of his visit to Mongolia, Russian President Vladimir Putin told reporters that he had drawn up a rough plan to stabilize the situation in eastern Ukraine, RIA Novosti reported. It consists of seven points.

        “When I flew here - from Blagoveshchensk to Ulan Bator - I sketched some considerations and an action plan on the plane, but I have it outlined by hand, though,” Putin said.

        “The first is to stop the active offensive operations of the armed forces, armed militias of the south-east of Ukraine in the Donetsk and Lugansk directions,” he announced the first paragraph.

        “The second is to take the armed forces of Ukraine’s armed forces to a distance that excludes the possibility of shelling settlements with artillery and all types of multiple launch rocket systems,” the Russian head of state said.

        “The third is to provide for the implementation of full and objective international control over observance of the ceasefire conditions and monitoring of the situation created in this way in the security zone,” the head of the Russian Federation noted.

        “Fourth, to exclude the use of combat aircraft against civilians and settlements in the conflict zone. Next, organize an exchange of forcibly held persons according to the “all for all” formula without any preconditions, ”Putin explained the fourth and fifth paragraph of his plan.

        “The sixth is to open humanitarian corridors for the movement of refugees and the delivery of humanitarian goods to cities and other settlements of Donbass - Donetsk and Lugansk regions,” he noted.

        “And, finally, the seventh is to provide the opportunity to send repair crews to the affected settlements of Donbass to restore the destroyed social and life-supporting infrastructure, to assist them,” the head of state said.

        Putin believes that final agreements between the Kiev authorities and representatives of southeastern Ukraine could be reached during the scheduled meeting of the 5 contact group on September.

        Original article: http://russian.rt.com/article/48324#ixzz3CG4HAqvH
        1. Gorkii
          Gorkii 4 September 2014 04: 27
          0
          Correctly the war must be stopped and the junta dill themselves devour.
      2. saigon
        saigon 3 September 2014 17: 20
        +1
        I must admit that he did get into history. Although he’ll be more precise to say he got into it, the dude got involved. And how to get out will be where the question is finer than Hamlet’s.
      3. AQUARIUS 65
        AQUARIUS 65 3 September 2014 18: 42
        +1
        portoc65
        I like what a serious erysipelas in Yatsenyuk

        "All the stupid things on Earth are done with a serious expression." Munhausen
        Serious faces to power are torn,
        They’re fighting over their heads,
        To play on the chairs later,
        Seriously enjoying the power
        All laugh and give birth to new jokes.
        Yatsenyuk accused Ukrainians of opening windows in winter: “We will never get off an energy needle if we open windows in winter to make the apartments cooler.”
        Looks like shootings for open windows are coming in Ukraine!
      4. rhd
        rhd 3 September 2014 18: 59
        +1
        MANIA OF GREATNESS !!! It seems so in an outpatient card they write closing in a psychiatric hospital ... laughing
    4. VAF
      VAF 3 September 2014 17: 13
      +22
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Eternal gas talks.


      Sanya, "eternal" because our Novak and Miller are tongue , although Novak in his "extreme speech at a price of 385 ... already voiced ... that this question has been" agreed with the Government " belay ?
      It's like .. so all the same "caved in" under the dill and now 385 .. it's like .. "hello" ??? wassat
      Those. a discount???? recourse for what such "MERITS" ???? request

      And we..Root Russians? A thick object, but all over the MERRY ???? wassat

      Therefore, the MINUS article is from me .. for 385 Baku !!! soldier

      And if ours after all of it, egg-laying. yesterday’s performances in Dnepropetrovsk - about Russian tanks on the left (from the movie Ata-bata-soldiers were walking) and nuclear bombing of cities, etc. our sit at the negotiating table ???? belay

      I officially declare that I will not only DO NOT RESPECT, but I will BREED !!! soldier

      On our part, an offer with a price must be sent unambiguously only in writing. As indicated earlier (and with which the court was brought before the Arbitration). 485 Baku for 1000 cubic meters. All!
      Any other suggestions from the dill and gay European sides .. GO FOR FOREST !!!
      Then it will be truly a STATE that defends the interests of its people and a GUARANTEE, which ... well, WHO SHOULD generally, because. was elected.
      In any other case, that's all .... well, in short, I already wrote my point of view !!! soldier
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 3 September 2014 17: 18
        +10
        Quote: vaf
        It's like .. so all the same "caved in" under the dill and now 385 .. it's like .. "hello" ???

        Serega, no one caved in here, the price according to the current contract is 485 bucks, minus $ 100 discount for the Crimea. But since they don’t already have Crimea, we threw off the steward. They’ll stir up with transit, you’ll get the fuck.
        In general, I’m already tired of this gas insanity. They’ll agree, they won’t agree, but I don’t give a damn about deeply.
        1. Pilat2009
          Pilat2009 3 September 2014 17: 27
          +1
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          minus $ 100 discount for Crimea. But since they don’t already have Crimea, we threw off the steward

          And the international community does not consider Crimea an occupied territory?
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov 3 September 2014 17: 30
            +19
            Quote: Pilat2009
            And the international community does not consider Crimea an occupied territory?

            I am one of those who do not care about the opinion of the international community.
            1. Kazanec
              Kazanec 3 September 2014 18: 57
              +8
              In fact, there are a lot of us who don’t just care about, but also the international community! :)))
            2. Pilat2009
              Pilat2009 3 September 2014 19: 08
              0
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              I am one of those who do not care about the opinion of the international community.

              I appreciate your patriotism, but the matter is understood in international arbitration and not in the Khamovnichesky regional court.
              1. fif21
                fif21 3 September 2014 22: 03
                +1
                Quote: Pilat2009
                but the case is understood in international arbitration and not in the Khamovnichesky regional court
                Let's go to court if we are in the market for our they will not sell potatoes to the price. Bourgeois, speculators, occupiers from near and far abroad tongue Where they will send us, right to the psychiatric hospital.
          2. Zlodeey
            Zlodeey 3 September 2014 20: 07
            0
            This is a reflection smile :
            The competition "Mrs. America" ​​will be held in Sevastopol

            The final of the contest "Mrs. America" ​​in 2015 will be held in the Sevastopol. In Russia married members from 50 states of the USA will come. This was reported on the official website of the competition.

            http://lenta.ru/news/2014/09/03/mrsamerica/

            http://mrsamerica.com/
        2. VAF
          VAF 3 September 2014 17: 30
          +7
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          , no one caved in, the price according to the current contract is 485 bucks, minus $ 100 discount for the Crimea. But since they don’t already have Crimea, we threw off the steward. They’ll get muddied with transit, you’ll get the fuck.


          How does it not "bend" belay ? and minus 100? What the fuck is Crimea .. if it's a customs duty that goes to the Budget.t. theoretically we are Russians, that is, those who theoretically own the "national property" wassat

          And if there is no Crimea .. then 100 is the same .. NO !!! There are no miracles in business .. or you are hinting. what is this ... compensation? .. so according to the "Yaytsenyukh formula" for a year, the discount is not 100, but 145 ... and this is practically the amount that I personally pay for 1000 cubic meters to Gazprom in the Rostov region (we have 152 tanks for 1000 cubic meters was 148..increased last month however).

          So who is who here ..... "has"?

          Sanya ... this is not insanity, but practically our only very weighty lever of "influence on gay ropa", all the rest ... the same levers, but not levers, but rather levers and the same is reflected on us.

          so why not do it at least ONCE HUMANLY, and not like ours .. all through ... well, through it the most? request
      2. kiparis
        kiparis 3 September 2014 17: 19
        +7
        I completely agree with you. I’m only afraid that there will still be a discount. Well, like, the Ukrainian people suffer ...
        1. 41 REGION
          41 REGION 3 September 2014 18: 06
          +2
          Quote: kiparis
          I completely agree with you. I’m only afraid that there will still be a discount. Well, like, the Ukrainian people suffer ...

          Let them jump further - they will warm up, well, if the Yatsenyuk announced the sum of 500 tugriks, even if he pays five hundred and not a cent less, but first he will repay the debt, shortly Senya, where is the money? request
      3. Pilat2009
        Pilat2009 3 September 2014 17: 25
        +1
        Quote: vaf
        (and with which the court was filed with the Arbitration).

        Is there any chance of flying with arbitration? It’s very slippery with these discounts. If arbitration is won, then assets abroad are confiscated without question in court and the contract is valid until the 20s. + Penalty for shortfall
        1. VAF
          VAF 3 September 2014 19: 03
          0
          Quote: Pilat2009
          Is there any chance of flying with arbitration?


          Even if we consider that everything is the same as with us ... well, in the judicial system, then ... maybe everything ... but it will be complete FANTASTIC, because. to indicate the price for your goods in the bazaar .. can only be "bazaar roof". and so .... The owner himself and the master himself "! +! soldier
      4. gispanec
        gispanec 3 September 2014 19: 34
        +1
        Quote: vaf
        In any other case, that's all .... well, in short, I already wrote my point of view !!!

        I’m usually in opposition to you .... in real, but here I will subscribe to each of your letters ..... or the STATE .... or ......
    5. Pilat2009
      Pilat2009 3 September 2014 17: 21
      +4
      He just wants to upload it in the summer storage facility in the summer and take it from there in the winter, so it will always be 300. And do we need it?
    6. Cubano405
      Cubano405 3 September 2014 17: 32
      0
      Yes, idiots on the Outskirts have been reserved for another 200 years. They declare such things and admire themselves. Finished stupid people.
    7. max702
      max702 3 September 2014 17: 52
      +11
      By the way, Poland is buying gas like 500 with a tail ..
    8. datur
      datur 3 September 2014 18: 19
      +2
      not, but a precedent !!! count up you come to the department of holy water, - you pick up a bunch of high cost and, at the output, you declare that your prices are not market, so I have 100 grouse, it’s democratic, geyropeyski !!
    9. Bobxnumx
      Bobxnumx 3 September 2014 18: 22
      +1
      That's right, close the valve and close the gate for negotiations.
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    11. Cadet787
      Cadet787 3 September 2014 22: 11
      0
      Dmitry Medvedev: Russia is satisfied with the price of gas at $ 485
      03.09.2014 - 20: 24

      Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev said that Moscow is ready to discuss ways to resume cooperation with Ukraine in the gas sector, but subject to two conditions: repayment of the astronomical debt and average annual price of $ 385 per 1000 cubic meters.
      “We are ready to discuss ways to resume our cooperation with Ukraine in the gas sector as with a debtor state. But subject to two conditions. First. Repayment of the existing debt, which has reached an astronomical figure. And second. to make 385 dollars per 1000 cubic meters, taking into account the discussed abolition of the existing Russian customs duty, which is well known to our partners, "said Dmitry Medvedev, commenting on the statements of the Ukrainian Prime Minister at the request of Russian journalists. RIA Novosti reports.
      Medvedev also added that if Ukraine does not need discounts on Russian gas, then Russia is ready to return to the price of $ 485 per 1000 cubic meters, this price is quite suitable for the Russian side.
    12. GRAMARI111
      GRAMARI111 6 September 2014 11: 18
      0


      Urgent tie to the studio!
  2. mig31
    mig31 3 September 2014 16: 47
    +7
    Chairman of the general director, by the way ...
  3. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 3 September 2014 16: 48
    +16
    Yaytsenyuk raged ...
  4. Tungi
    Tungi 3 September 2014 16: 48
    +4
    Apparently they brought new mushrooms or grass to the mushrooms :) Is anyone really taking this clown seriously?
  5. VICTOR-61
    VICTOR-61 3 September 2014 16: 49
    +3
    Yes, he turned a fool Yatsenyuk rabbit as well as a parasite about the ceasefire after an hour in another put another word in a mess
  6. Stiletto
    Stiletto 3 September 2014 16: 49
    +11
    You shouldn’t sell at all for how much - let them jump on. In the cold, the head begins to think better.
  7. Alexander
    Alexander 3 September 2014 16: 49
    +15
    How is it not such a price? Europe receives gas at a price of $ 485. Ukraine is a European country, and pays the way by European standards.
    1. iConst
      iConst 3 September 2014 17: 02
      +6
      Quote: alexandr
      How is it not such a price? Europe receives gas at a price of $ 485. Ukraine is a European country, and pays the way by European standards.

      Yes, somehow we already have 385 voiced, but it was 485 - there is a drain.
    2. I read the news
      I read the news 3 September 2014 17: 55
      +6
      And calculations are carried out only in rubles.
      1. 23 region
        23 region 3 September 2014 19: 53
        +3
        Quote: I readNews
        And calculations are carried out only in rubles.

        Well to the extreme - in RMB.
  8. papas-57
    papas-57 3 September 2014 16: 49
    +3
    '' Low season, summer - 300, high season - 385. '' In this situation, Ukraine will have a warm (or hot, which is even cheaper) season all year round.
    1. Geo
      Geo 3 September 2014 17: 10
      +1
      You can always rewrite the calendar in Ukrainian, but the oldest, three-month-old - Cherven, Lipen, Serpen (June, July, August) and all .. went around the hot months for three hundred.
  9. Beloborodov
    Beloborodov 3 September 2014 16: 49
    +2
    In fact, the average between 340 and 385 will be 342,5
    1. Grabberxnumx
      Grabberxnumx 3 September 2014 16: 52
      +5
      (340 + 385) / 2 = 362,5
      1. skeket
        skeket 3 September 2014 18: 22
        +2
        Quote: Grabber2000
        (340 + 385) / 2 = 362,5

        he has a simple typo: (300 + 385) / 2 = 342,5
    2. Edge_kmv
      Edge_kmv 3 September 2014 16: 54
      +5
      WILL NOT be 342,5 they will count the cold time at best 3 months a year
      1. gispanec
        gispanec 3 September 2014 19: 39
        +1
        Quote: Edge_KMV
        WILL NOT be 342,5 they will count the cold time at best 3 months a year

        no, you are wrong .... svidomye will consider the cold time only in a leap year and it will be February !!!
      2. fif21
        fif21 3 September 2014 22: 11
        0
        Quote: Edge_KMV
        they will take the cold time
        They ask a Jew how much will be two and two. answer: How much is needed and will be! Yaytsenyuh save tires come in handy.
  10. Ober.K
    Ober.K 3 September 2014 16: 50
    +5
    And rightly so ... Walk around the bazaar for a cheaper price ... hi
  11. Major Yurik
    Major Yurik 3 September 2014 16: 50
    +6
    A walking rabbit is cool. How interesting will rabbit be in a freezing cow? wassat
    1. B.T.V.
      B.T.V. 3 September 2014 16: 59
      +2
      Yes, last year the hares were more modest. I remember a cartoon from the Soviet comic magazine Krokodil. There is a drunken hare with a glass of wine and says: "And now I will go and break all the windows in the Society of Hunters."
  12. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 3 September 2014 16: 51
    +5
    Yatsenyuk has already signed a contract for the supply of coal from South Africa, why does he need gas ???
  13. Artybyrd
    Artybyrd 3 September 2014 16: 51
    +2
    here are those * ids, still being traded ... I hope he will not receive any concessions from Gazprom in his address
    1. nikay69
      nikay69 3 September 2014 17: 46
      +3
      And we, we get concessions from GAZPROM? GAZPROM is our welfare !!! Are you getting dividends, or is it just Miller? Nobody cares about the people: both Miller and Yatsenyuk!
      1. gispanec
        gispanec 3 September 2014 19: 41
        +1
        Quote: nikay69
        And we, we get concessions from GAZPROM? GAZPROM is our welfare !!!

        I get .... in the village where the cottage is gas ..... they said cook 150 000 rubles for the connection ... stsuki ... and all the discounts and petitions for non-payment ...
  14. special
    special 3 September 2014 16: 51
    +5
    Wouldn't that rabbit go? Or pays the set price with a 100% prepayment, or let it drown with dung .... The conditions of Russia will still be set, the sectarian hell ... in ...
    Among the zombie dill, it’s worth its price ...
    1. nikay69
      nikay69 3 September 2014 17: 48
      +1
      This dill fulfills the handout from BABAM!
  15. svp67
    svp67 3 September 2014 16: 52
    +3
    We will not pay 500 for Russian gas, there is no such price.
    You shouldn’t argue with the crazy, you just have to wait a little while when the cold comes, the smart will pass ...
  16. Bear in the north
    Bear in the north 3 September 2014 16: 53
    +2
    Closer to winter (this bastard) it becomes more conspicuous, that's when the frost will begin to grab then it will be easier to bargain. By the way, where is the reverse gas, what is missing? Oh, the junta .....
    1. nikay69
      nikay69 3 September 2014 17: 50
      +1
      What about Slovenia? What did not hear? They want to supply our reverse gas?
      1. samoletil18
        samoletil18 3 September 2014 18: 07
        +1
        Already delivered.
  17. Loner_53
    Loner_53 3 September 2014 16: 53
    +1
    Yatsenyuk "sets" the price of Russian gas
    Tryndets mental hospital is resting, they are clearly not friends there. The rabbit has sawdust and rubbish in its head fellow
    1. fif21
      fif21 3 September 2014 22: 15
      0
      Quote: Loner_53
      Yatsenyuk "sets" the price of Russian gas
      gas is over, well, we don’t have gas for Ukraine laughing
  18. MAXUZZZ
    MAXUZZZ 3 September 2014 16: 54
    +5
    For starters, it would not hurt to return a debt, in order to have at least some right to speak on this topic at all
  19. Vitalka
    Vitalka 3 September 2014 16: 55
    +11
    Which gas? There will be nothing to buy a rabbit. His task is to ruin the Ruin and topple into the States. The ruin played out before buying coal in South Africa. This rabbit pulls from low start to cold weather like a migratory toothy-eared swallow.
    1. nikay69
      nikay69 3 September 2014 17: 52
      0
      And not only him !!! It’s time for the whole top to drape! But where?
  20. alien50
    alien50 3 September 2014 16: 56
    +5
    And when will ukromaydanutaya egg production give back?
    Almost 6 watermelons? am
  21. APS
    APS 3 September 2014 16: 58
    +1
    Soon they will agree on 385 and 500 ...
  22. DMB-75
    DMB-75 3 September 2014 16: 59
    +6
    ... and you don’t have to bargain with the homeless, let them live in the American heating main:
  23. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 3 September 2014 17: 01
    +16
    A bit of humor with meaning ... laughing
  24. figwam
    figwam 3 September 2014 17: 01
    +2
    Money in the morning, chairs for lunch, money for lunch, chairs in the evening ...
  25. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 3 September 2014 17: 03
    +1
    And what, in Ukraine, were the first frosts already? laughing
  26. Russ69
    Russ69 3 September 2014 17: 03
    +5
    Rabbit said today that Ruin began to buy coal in South Africa. No gas, no coal ... Tse Europe ...
  27. delorian
    delorian 3 September 2014 17: 04
    +2
    he hopes for a reverse from Europe but forgets that she will not supply for free
  28. GrandsonUncle Vasi
    GrandsonUncle Vasi 3 September 2014 17: 05
    +3
    All the same, funny people of Kohla! Or rather, not the people, but the diagnosis-cohol! Everyone knows how they trade on the market - "Wow, brat, only 500 rubles for tebe, I'll give it to another for two thousand, tebe for little! I liked you right away!"
    About this and the egg counts!
    Here is a restless ghoul!
    1. Cristall
      Cristall 3 September 2014 20: 41
      0
      Quote: GrandsonUncle Vasi
      ! Everyone knows how they trade on the market- "Wow, just for tebe 500 rubles, I'll give another for two thousand, tebe for little! I liked you right away!"

      and here the Caucasians grew. markets to Ukrainians?
  29. Afinogen
    Afinogen 3 September 2014 17: 06
    +9
    Ukraine decided not to depend on Russia and will produce gas itself.
  30. Imperialkolorad
    Imperialkolorad 3 September 2014 17: 08
    +2
    From a dead donkey his ears.
  31. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 3 September 2014 17: 08
    +1
    So he's smart! He told everyone that Russia demanded 500 for gas, and he "persuaded" for 385, and deceived the stupid quilted jackets. They have the same maidan of the brain, no one will remember what happened yesterday!
  32. alien50
    alien50 3 September 2014 17: 11
    +1
    Yes, the hose in his PC, and gazanut!
    Let it fly! laughing
  33. pts-m
    pts-m 3 September 2014 17: 14
    +1
    Well, this arrogant lover of geyrops, he’ll throw everything on a freebie.
  34. Jene4ka6012
    Jene4ka6012 3 September 2014 17: 15
    +2
    Yatsenyuk plays in public, in my opinion it is already clear to all adequate people in the world
  35. Jene4ka6012
    Jene4ka6012 3 September 2014 17: 17
    +2
    Yatsenyuk plays to the public, a politician poses as if he doesn’t understand that you won’t breathe before death, I think this is clear to all adequate people in the world
  36. Telakh
    Telakh 3 September 2014 17: 22
    +2
    You can rephrase a known joke.

    - A new direction came from the government. Can you sell gas through 400 to Ukraine?
    - Well ... In principle, we can.
    - And on 350?
    - It will be difficult, but we can handle it, I suppose.
    - And on 300?
    - Well no! This will be pure hydrogen sulfide then.
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  37. andrei332809
    andrei332809 3 September 2014 17: 23
    0
    No, you can’t hang the senya. You need to save it. It is of great interest to scientists. Such instances on Earth once or twice and cost
  38. GRAY
    GRAY 3 September 2014 17: 24
    +3
    Now the west is to blame. Peremoga impossible.

    “I think the answer is simple: the world is not ready to provide soldiers who will help us defend our country, but it’s not even ready to introduce really effective sanctions against Russia,” Gerashchenko stressed.

    Gerashchenko also does not advise Putin to meddle in Mariupol. Ukrainian units are ready to stand to the end
    Advisor to the Minister of Internal Affairs Arsen Avakov Anton Gerashchenko believes that the DNR forces should not launch an attack on Mariupol, which the Ukrainian security forces are going to defend with all their might.
    "I do not advise the Russian troops to go to Mariupol, our volunteer battalion" Azov ", the volunteer battalion" Dnepr ", the National Guard are there. And we will do everything not to surrender the city. Guys - I spoke with them - say: we will surrender, not a step back "and that Mariupol will become a grave for the Russian invaders," Gerashchenko said, UNIAN reports.

    He noted that the likelihood of an offensive by Russian troops on Mariupol depends on several factors, in particular on the "degree of idiocy" of Vladimir Putin
    At the same time, the DPR reports that the "Republicans" came close to the city. His assault has not yet begun, but DNR scouts and sabotage groups are already working in the vicinity.
    But local residents claim that the Ukrainian army opened the approaches to Mariupol. The ATO fighters, in particular, are not visible along the entire length of the highway towards Novoazovsk, which is now under the control of the DPR.
    1. KBR109
      KBR109 3 September 2014 17: 43
      0
      I am shocked !!! Well, right 300 Khokhlospartans! Isn't Gerashchenko going to play Tsar Leonid there?
  39. ghbvfrjd
    ghbvfrjd 3 September 2014 17: 24
    0
    The rabbit egg, when it says, seems to be raving.
  40. Russian Alex
    Russian Alex 3 September 2014 17: 25
    +8
    He intended to join NATO, he considers us idiots or makes fun of the enemies of the Russian state there will be no discounts. Like so, we are in NATO, give gas drunk, lazy padded jacket. There is no chapel for the crested arrogance.
  41. Funnels
    Funnels 3 September 2014 17: 25
    +6
    They are the same from the Serbs on the reverse buy for 340.
    In general, idiocy, about the Donbass ***, to buy coal in South Africa. These are the "rulers"!
    1. skeptic2999
      skeptic2999 3 September 2014 18: 11
      +1
      By reverse, Ukrainians want to buy gas from Slovaks, not from Serbs.
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 3 September 2014 18: 47
        +3
        Quote: skeptik2999
        By reverse gas Ukrainians want to buy from Slovaks


        This is nonsense. Slovaks buy at $ 400, and will sell to Ukraine at $ 300? This is why they will give taxpayers such money? They are not I.D.O.T.T. fool
        1. Funnels
          Funnels 5 September 2014 18: 35
          +3
          So I think so: friendship, friendship, and tobacco apart.
      2. Funnels
        Funnels 5 September 2014 18: 33
        +3
        Sorry, confused.
  42. Stinger
    Stinger 3 September 2014 17: 26
    +1
    The episode is called "The Rabbit Raged". I haven't paid my debts yet, but is already getting out. According to Urkop logic, he thinks that the more often Crimea is left without water and electricity, the lower the price will be? In vain did not join the EU. They would have destroyed it in two months.
  43. propolsky
    propolsky 3 September 2014 17: 30
    +1
    Well, they still did not try to lead the Maidan Russia, Donbass has already shown who is who.
  44. gunter_laux
    gunter_laux 3 September 2014 17: 30
    +3
    Well, and our government, with what a fright (perelyaku) threw off the cost of gas immediately for 100 bucks? There is nowhere to put extra money in the country? And this despite the fact that the Ukrainians do not think to repay the debt to Russia. It seems that this money is lost for Gazprom forever ... The same rake?
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  46. MSA
    MSA 3 September 2014 17: 31
    0
    Such only Ukrainians could offer ...
  47. soviet skytourist
    soviet skytourist 3 September 2014 17: 32
    +3
    GDP did everything right, quietly strangle partners in their arms and hold their hands so that they don’t get a knife in the back
  48. antikilller55
    antikilller55 3 September 2014 17: 37
    0
    The rabbit will pay the debts first, and then we'll wake up for gas. Winter will come and something tells me that you will be more accommodating.
  49. sever.56
    sever.56 3 September 2014 17: 38
    +2
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/313/pdpc575.jpg
    1. 23 region
      23 region 3 September 2014 20: 03
      0
      And also a lot of calories.
  50. Boxwood
    Boxwood 3 September 2014 17: 38
    +1
    Quote: Loner_53
    Yatsenyuk "sets" the price of Russian gas
    Tryndets mental hospital is resting, they are clearly not friends there. The rabbit has sawdust and rubbish in its head fellow

    rabbit in parallel reality - apparently thinks it works in Russian Gazprom