"I twist, twirl, I want to confuse." About how Poroshenko "turns" the civil war into a "domestic"

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80 million hryvnia, who bought his chair "president", a lot of yellow-blue fabric, military equipment, pulling chins to the sky in military uniform and "workers" from ukroSMI - here is a short list of what is needed for the parade dedicated to the day the so-called Ukrainian Square.

"I twist, twirl, I want to confuse." About how Poroshenko "turns" the civil war into a "domestic"


1,5 thousands of "elite" (well, those who have not yet had time to really collide with the real "charms" ukronazelezhnosti in the south-east), the soldiers marched through the center of Kiev, saluted the person, for 2,5 months of being in power, by the most modest calculations , killed about two thousand civilians in Donbass. They saluted and minted the step, in a “patriotic” frenzy, believing that this was a “great Ukrainian” version of the 1941 parade of the year, after which the columns from Moscow Red Square were sent straight to the front. They did not invent it themselves - Poroshenko suggested walking in the center of Kiev, stating that directly from Kreshchatik the column of “absolutely new” or repaired military equipment would proceed to the “anti-terrorist operation” zone. Not otherwise, Pyotr Alekseevich in dreams in the image of the father of nations? ..



Poroshenko gathered to listen to his speeches of all "patriots". From Turchinov to the red-haired Cossacks, hung with ribbons in the colors of the ukroflag and veterans of the SS units. Under stormy and unceasing applause, sometimes turning into a standing ovation, the “Independent President” canceled February 23 Defender’s Day and celebrated the “most important” task for modern ukroistorikov, the very ones who read the countdown from the victory of Protoukra over Atlantis: to introduce today's events in Ukraine in Ukrainian textbooks stories titled "Patriotic War 2014 of the Year." Poroshenko told why this name should remain in history:

It is patriotic because all have risen to the defense of the state: from small to old. The war for freedom has become an all-Ukrainian movement.


Yes? .. It is from small to old Bandera, or what? Is the “all-Ukrainian movement” somewhere between Ternopol and Boryspil? It turns out that the “president of the square” himself confirms that the Donetsk and Lugansk regions are no longer Ukraine, and if not, then what the hell is the All-Ukrainian? ..

You can be sure that the Ukrainian magicians describing the historical vicissitudes have already begun to fulfill the presidential order. Why? “Everything is simple there, it remains to fill the printer and give materials to the surface how, under the strict guidance of Poroshenko’s“ great and mighty peregodnik ”, the Ukrainian army“ overtook ”literally at every turn. In order for Ukrainian historians to work better and more fruitfully, it is worthwhile for them to help with some facts of the “World War 2014”, which they may inadvertently forget.

In the paragraph of the new textbooks on the new Ukrainian history, it will be necessary to include a description of the following “recurring” moments:

The systematic flight of Ukrainian warriors to the territory of the "enemy" - the Russian Federation - in order to heal in Russian hospitals and return home to the mothers and nannies. In this paragraph, ukroistorikam will have to tell how, after returning home, the Ukrainian soldiers called Poroshenko's “father of nations”. Due to the fact that most definitions will be unprintable, you will have to replace words in the text with ellipsis. This will be the only history textbook in the world in which the dots will be the most of the rest of the text.

Fundraising for the army of Ukraine through SMS, on which those who disposed of these funds remarkably heated their hands.

Selling through the Internet received as a "democratic" aid from the United States of dry army rations, and did not reach the army.

Sale of bullet-proof vests of a low class of protection to soldiers at the price of the most protected equipment.

Sale by another “patriot” of Ukraine by the oligarch-governor Kolomoisky fuels and lubricants for the army at a double price.

Hundreds of thousands of refugees from the Donbass are not towards the Poroshenko rescuer, but towards the border with the “enemy” - Russia.

The total destruction of the Ukrainian citizens of the south-east with the use of all means available to Kiev: from mortars and howitzers to bombers and Grad and Uragan multiple rocket launchers.

Shot down as part of the "Patriotic War" Malaysian "Boeing".

The killings of journalists.

There are many moments.

Write-write ... In the end, most importantly, do not forget that the real Patriotic War ultimately leads to the self-destruction of the authors of the theory of exclusivity in the basement-type premises and to the tribunal regarding war criminals, many of which end with the gallows.
It also happens that God uses the forgotten islands in the ocean, where other authors of exclusivity are living their lives, writing their memoirs about why they have managed to declare Russia to be enemy №1.

In this regard, St. Helen, of course, no one guarantees the “father of nations” of Poroshenko, but here’s the Novaya Zemlya archipelago — very well ... And the work front for Pyotr Alekseevich can be found - there are so many “familiar” metal barrels that enough to fill the hand on the real good of humanity, flora and fauna - for recycling up to complete self-utilization ...

By the way, Petr Poroshenko on the day of “Square” was congratulated by his main “fans” from the Donbass, not only launching a massive attack on Debaltseve and Severodonetsk, but also sending a kind of telegram through public sources.

Writes one of the leaders of the national militia of New Russia Alexey Mozgovoy:

Today is the greatest holiday! Ukraine's Independence Day!
Dear Ukrainians, allow me to congratulate you on such a beautiful summer and warm and warm day with your great event! You are the only nation in the world that celebrates with such trepidation and great patriotic feeling an unforgettable and close to tears to everyone the close Independence Day of Ukraine!
DAY OF INDEPENDENCE OF UKRAINE from economic development!
DAY OF INDEPENDENCE OF UKRAINE from the environmentally friendly development of agriculture!
DAY OF INDEPENDENCE OF UKRAINE from mechanical engineering and the coal industry!
DAY OF INDEPENDENCE OF UKRAINE on honor and dignity!
DAY OF INDEPENDENCE OF UKRAINE from truth and conscience!
DAY OF INDEPENDENCE OF UKRAINE from its own people in favor of those from whom it continues to be dependent!
Happy holiday to you! With the holiday, which today is more like a wake.


As a result, during the celebration of the Day of Independence, Ukraine lost 80 million hryvnias in the parade, about 40 soldiers in the Donbas and the last remnants of what is commonly called honor and dignity, after Poroshenko’s substitution of the concepts of civil and national war. If Poroshenko really believes that the term "Patriotic War" will allow him to avoid a tribunal for the destruction of his own people, then Peter Alekseevich is firmly mistaken ...
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  1. +32
    25 August 2014 08: 56
    1,5 thousand "selected" (well, those who have not yet had time to really confront the real "charms" of the independence in the southeast) military personnel marched in the center of Kiev
    Well, somehow it was lol
    1. +51
      25 August 2014 09: 00
      Do not call him responsible for the death of thousands of people, and he will go down in history as a sadist killer.
      1. kuzia rocker
        +19
        25 August 2014 09: 12
        Explain to me please? I don’t catch up? Ukraine believes and shows with all appearance that they adhere that Germany B 41 freed them, worship Bandera, etc., etc. At the same time, they call Putin an invader and Hitler (a question? Who is Putin an invader or a liberator for Ukraine? Bl *** my brain is already torn !!! Hitler still infuriates you as a hero and Putin is an evil occupant so they compare them calling Putin Hitler
        1. +3
          25 August 2014 09: 42
          wassat Their brains are already stuck off. There is infa that the Romanians are going to hold a referendum on joining Romania, and the Hungarians are about to separate. Soon there will be a complete collapse. good
          1. -15
            25 August 2014 10: 26
            Quote: insafufa
            wassat Their brains are stuck already off there is infa that the Romanians are going to hold a referendum on joining Romania and the Hungarians gathered to separate here soon complete collapse will be good
            Do you think this is a reason for fun? Ukraine needs a whole and friendly towards Russia Crimea and Novorossia already lost the rest can not be lost.
            1. +16
              25 August 2014 10: 48
              Quote: scout
              Ukraine needs a whole and friendly towards Russia Crimea and Novorossia already lost; the rest cannot be lost.

              I do not understand. Why is Crimea part of the Russian Federation lost ??? And if Novorossia is lost, then by whom? By Russia? It seems not. Ukraine? What is terrible for Russia if finally freed from the power of Bandera, the most industrialized part of Ukraine with the most hard-working population will begin to pursue an independent policy? I think they have enough common sense to understand who is friend and where is the enemy.

              But the fact that Ukraine needs a united, whole and friendly towards Russia, I agree with you immediately and completely. It’s a pity, now you can only dream about it ...
            2. +2
              25 August 2014 19: 19
              On the Internet, they talked with Romanians, Poles, Hungarians, Germans - except for Bandera, no one needs this whole Ukraine for nafig, for the most part they do not give a damn about the existence of this country (a German for 30 years, for example, said that he heard something about it at school) , and the neighbors rubbed their handles as if to disassemble it, and from America did not get Lyuli ..
              1. +3
                25 August 2014 20: 23
                I completely agree with you. Also at work, we have a couple of three Romanians (long-range fighting), so they’re just ready to talk about how good it would be if they saw ukrozhopiya on spare parts. And they say that in their homeland everyone is just waiting for her (ukrozhopiya) to burst like a watermelon to the ass. Everyone will be tearing this territory! United Ukraine is already a fantasy, the nonsense of a deaf Bandera, they themselves already understand this. Only the media will do the opposite. And the parade of course is simply simple. IDIOCY.
        2. +1
          25 August 2014 15: 25
          Alexander Dugin does not retreat and continues to burn people's hearts with the Verb ... August 23, 2014
          "Pyrrhic victory of the returnee":
          "Putin, wake up! .... I think it is useless to further cry out to Putin:" bring in the troops! "Surkov's victory is possible only if Putin has firmly decided to answer such appeals" no, I will not. " , everyone will be responsible for their words and deeds. In the end, the main thing for us is Russia. There are very severe trials ahead. With that society and especially with the political elite that we have today, with this continuous round dance of revenants, “returnees "Which, being thrown out the door, crawl through the window again, I'm afraid we will not be able to withstand these tests. Without the spiritual moral renewal of the ruling class, without principled and consistent patriotism, we can hardly cope with the challenges that the West throws down at us. , a new Russian life is born and is maturing.
          http://novorossia.su/ru/node/5541
          ..photo: "Anglo-Saxons ..."
          1. +1
            25 August 2014 17: 16
            And here sideways (Russia) and there (in Ukraine) sideways - their homeland is in a different place, everything else is just territories, from which everything that can be pumped out - the "biomass" living on these lands, that is, us, in the calculation no one is going to accept ... How to deal with this? ..... No answer ...
      2. +4
        25 August 2014 09: 14
        I’m unlikely to agree with you completely, since the main orders come from Fashington, and this Cockerel is illegitimate only a performer of someone else’s will, which of course does not deprive him of responsibility for the monstrous genocide of Russian-speaking citizens of Ukraine.
      3. Yashka Gorobets
        +5
        25 August 2014 10: 09
        Poroshenko is like potatoes, if they don’t eat in the summer, then they will clean it in the autumn, if it does not freeze in the winter, then they will plant it in the spring. (Not mine)))
      4. Carbon40
        +1
        25 August 2014 10: 49
        But they warned you ok!
        Or maybe just a stupid person?
        1. 0
          25 August 2014 15: 31
          Most likely they have carte blanche (complete freedom or the right to commit any action), from the seeders of democracy around the world.
      5. +1
        25 August 2014 11: 34
        not enough: "this is ok and his full-time team - Turchinov, Yatsenyuk, Kolomoisky, etc." Don't forget anyone.
        1. 0
          25 August 2014 21: 32
          Quote: AYUJAK
          not enough: "this is ok and his full-time team - Turchinov, Yatsenyuk, Kolomoisky, etc." Don't forget anyone.

          Here is another forgot to mention .........
      6. 0
        26 August 2014 08: 49
        By nature, I am not an evil person, sane and adequate. I watch video materials of the war in eastern Ukraine (although there is no such country, this is profonation!) Sometimes with a tear, I can not help it ... Pain and anger ...! And there is an abnormal desire, very strong, to torture to death this abomination of Poroshenko, to beat until all the insides from him are knocked out !!! And also Yatsenyuk, Yarosh ... and all the other Obamov’s henchmen and Obama himself (although he is a pawn, only a talking head) !!! I hope they all get what they deserve and will not evade responsibility !!! How Trotsky didn’t leave, from the ice ax SMERSH !!!
    2. +7
      25 August 2014 09: 01
      Well, what to do ... Potroshchenko, and Bandera in general, is treated only with lead lotions 9.19 mm in the ear ...
    3. +1
      25 August 2014 09: 02
      Are you burning Sasha!
      Hi!
      1. +6
        25 August 2014 09: 11
        Quote: AlNikolaich
        Are you burning Sasha!

        No, what a parade, such a video. Hello hi
        There were probably many who put on the pants on this ship laughing
        1. +16
          25 August 2014 09: 28
          This sacred rite is the whole essence of Ukraine, the ship is dullly sinking, the semaphore operator waves flags (I don't know that, but I was not the only one who guessed that the unfortunate man passed on "SOS"), but all this was accompanied by pompous speeches of great power pathos. The landing shows that the hold is flooded with water, the team of Galician sailors, apparently trying to frantically suck the water ...
          Well, b..d and sea parade!
          1. +5
            25 August 2014 10: 57
            Quote: hrych
            the semaphore operator waves flags (I don't own this, but I wasn't the only one who guessed that the unfortunate man sent "SOS")
            I could not really see it, but if this is so, then the priest is complete: so frankly during the "Guard" parade to shout in the city where almost every family has a sailor ...
            1. -2
              25 August 2014 12: 04
              Quote: Alex
              I could not really see it, but if this is so, then the priest is complete: so frankly during the "Guard" parade to shout in the city where almost every family has a sailor ...

              learn sea signals .. and then at random to say that they are the "Guard" signal (why not "Polundra"?) - it's not funny
              there are pictures on the network - you will see what the signalman shows. Do not spread the lie.
              1. +1
                25 August 2014 13: 43
                Yes, this is a joke.
              2. +6
                25 August 2014 16: 56
                Cristall, if you are not able to understand the irony (or I am not able to show it clearly enough), then let us mutually refuse to evaluate our comments. The fact that the "Guard" signal does not exist in the signal book, I know as well as you. Once, in a foggy childhood, even a semaphore knew and at the very least, but could depict something.

                Now about what the signalman showed. At the speed that my Internet has and with the quality at which the picture was transmitted to me (maybe someone has better), as well as with the cameraman’s work (the person didn’t set out to show his signals) I personally didn’t understand anything I could at least with a book of signals, even without it. If you are more successful and professional - I bow my head. But, firstly, I clearly wrote that I couldn’t really consider it and completely relied on the opinion hrychand (whether it is correct or not - I am not going to judge either), and secondly, I thought that in that situation the word "Guard" could be quite a suitable palliative for the "SOS" signal (as well as the entire policy of the junta).

                Thirdly, with regard to the spread of lies. I never did this, and I am not going to do it. You, EMNIP, are one of my regular readers and commentators, and you can well confirm that I never gave out deliberately untruthful information, and if I wasn’t sure of it, I always mentioned this moment either by reference to another opinion, or by existing theories or hypotheses . I do not claim that I am not mistaken, I do not claim that my attempts at punning are always successful, I do not claim that, like other people, I am not mistaken, but to deliberately lie ... Not my profile.

                I hope this time I was very clear and in advance I apologize to everyone who could also be misleading.
                1. +2
                  25 August 2014 19: 51
                  well done! good again, the text is too short, it does not carry useful information in the opinion of the administrator ... crying
          2. -2
            25 August 2014 12: 05
            Quote: hrych
            From the landing it is clear that the hold is flooded with water, the team of Galich sailors, apparently trying to convulsively suck the water ...
            Well, b..d and sea parade!

            yes a normal parade. Let the few ships but the parade took place.
            Galichanski was not noticed. All crews from the south of Ukraine are partially from the Crimea.
          3. +2
            25 August 2014 14: 16
            Trying to frantically suck is their national fun.
            1. +5
              25 August 2014 15: 25
              no, they have a norm of life: either Russia has a tit or America has a pussy.
          4. Artem1967
            +1
            25 August 2014 19: 47
            Everything is fine with the ship and the signalman. If it is necessary to send an "SOS" signal, the ship commander will not stupidly stand and salute, but will obviously be engaged in more urgent matters.
            Another thing is that it’s stupid to hold parades in Ukraine at such a time.
        2. +3
          25 August 2014 09: 39
          What nonsense in general, in a storm, to hold a naval parade? And if you really sank? Who would pull sailors out of the sea?
          1. -1
            25 August 2014 12: 02
            Quote: Wedmak
            in a storm, hold a naval parade?

            there was no storm as such. In August, storms are rare.
            Weather waves .. yes.
            August 24, once a year. A naval parade took place despite fog and rain but people came and a lot.
            1. +4
              25 August 2014 19: 37
              Something is not very noticeable that there are a lot of people, here in Sevastopol there really were a lot of people at the parade.
              1. +1
                25 August 2014 22: 11
                So in Sevastopol the parade was. And here they showed us tea and something else.
        3. +4
          25 August 2014 09: 42
          The upset at this glorious boat is somehow suspicious ...
          Or is it a submarine like that?
          1. mihasik
            +4
            25 August 2014 10: 29
            Quote: Private
            The upset at this glorious boat is somehow suspicious ...
            Or is it a submarine like that?


            They just did not pump out the ballast so that stability (less rocking and throwing) was.
            But what is Potroshenko, as the commander in chief did not go on a boat in order to congratulate the sailors from the raid?)) After all, the parade should be by all rules!))
            1. 0
              25 August 2014 16: 17
              Boat serviceable and seasoned raguli now simply do not have. Not on an inflatable boat to him to sail ..
          2. +4
            25 August 2014 10: 56
            Quote: Private
            Or is it a submarine like that?

            I think it would have been another five to ten minutes of such a parade, and it would have definitely become underwater.
            1. 0
              25 August 2014 16: 19
              Quote: Alex
              I think it would have been another five to ten minutes of such a parade, and it would have definitely become underwater.


              - "Heavenly" and not underwater, as such cases have recently been called in Ukraine.
        4. +1
          25 August 2014 09: 44
          Potroshenko didn’t thank God, the soldier would fall from the guard of honor, the ship would almost drown in a naval parade.
          1. +1
            25 August 2014 16: 25
            Quote: ImperialKolorad
            Potroshenko didn’t thank God, the soldier would fall from the guard of honor, the ship would almost drown in a naval parade.

            His son also fell into a swoon at a prayer service for Ukraine, and the doves released in the Vatican "for the health of Ukraine" by the Pope were attacked by a seagull and a crow. Although I do not believe in any fairy tales, there are a bit too many ominous signs ..

            http://news.yandex.by/yandsearch?cl4url=www.gazeta.ru%2Fsocial%2Fnews%2F2014%2F0
            8%2F23%2Fn_6418889.shtml&lr=153&rpt=story
        5. +2
          25 August 2014 09: 52
          Good morning everybody! I just heard about this incident of the Navy * non-down *, but I saw it for the first time. Impressive! One thing is not clear - how did you bring the boat to the shore? Team skill? Or just lucky? request
        6. +1
          25 August 2014 19: 31
          He did not "nearly sink" - he decided to transform into a submarine - the know-how of the Ukrainian military industry ....
    4. +1
      25 August 2014 09: 08
      Military parade in Kiev to nowhere. Poroshenko is leading nowhere to Ukraine, and soon, apparently, is already the last stop.
      1. +2
        25 August 2014 09: 13
        With a slight movement of the tongue, the ATO is turning, the ATO is turning ... into a national war!
    5. +3
      25 August 2014 12: 14
      Soon they will pass through the center of Donetsk, just not so joyful and smart.
    6. 0
      25 August 2014 14: 52


      Forgotten Prophecy from India (1989)
    7. itr
      0
      25 August 2014 17: 40
      Well, Alexander))))))) how you all changed))))) I always said that Ukrainians homosexual))))) and you strangled me that they are brothers to us))))))
    8. Cadet787
      0
      26 August 2014 00: 08
      25.08.2014 - 21: 41
      A report from the Information Bureau of the Army of the Southeast on August 25: the enemy withdraws units from the front, but continues to shell settlements of New Russia.
      During the day, Ukrainian punishers, cramped by the forces of the defenders of Donbass, concentrated their main efforts on holding previously occupied positions and launching artillery strikes on the settlements of Novorossia.
      The suburbs and outskirts of the cities of Donetsk and Lugansk were still subjected to the most intensive shelling. There are civilian casualties.
      During the bloody battle, the militia gained a foothold at the prevailing height near the village of Olenivka.
      The DPR artillery struck fire on the convoy of the National Guard under the direction of Amvrosiyivka. Prior to 6, vehicles carrying the punishers were destroyed. The surviving part of the column went back in the direction of Mnogopolya.
      In the area of ​​Red, the air defense division of the militia damaged a Ukrainian helicopter.
      After a clash with enemy mobile groups, units of the DPR army took control of a section of the Kuznetsovo-Mikhailovka-Novoazovsk highway. During the battle, three were killed and four injured military personnel of the enemy. One car destroyed.
      Two T-64 tanks were shot down during a fierce battle of the militia with the unit of the invaders near the village of Aleksandrovka.
      According to information received from local residents, all units of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the Security Service of Ukraine and the prosecution authorities were evacuated from Mariupol to Dnepropetrovsk.
      Due to the need to deliver humanitarian aid to the affected areas of the Luhansk People's Republic, despite the ongoing hostilities, the militias were forced to divert part of the forces for its delivery and distribution. Nevertheless, the armed forces of the LPR and DPR continue to squeeze out the enemy, increasing their efforts in the direction of Severodonetsk-Lysychansk due to the activity of the RDG and artillery.
      The total losses of the enemy over the past day amounted to: two tanks, up to eighteen armored combat vehicles, two MLRS launchers, about thirty-two vehicles and two field depots with ammunition. Losses of punishers in manpower are being specified.
  2. +4
    25 August 2014 08: 58
    DOMESTIC? What nonsense! Ah, Ukraine, Ukraine ... Only through the blood of people unfortunately will the understanding come that both Russians and Ukrainians are one nation divided by mattresses and geyropeyts ARTIFICially ...
    1. 0
      25 August 2014 09: 29
      Let them think about the future that comes after the parade ...
    2. +5
      25 August 2014 10: 01
      Prior to the 17th Revolution, the word * Ukrainian * was the self-name of a group of people who converted from Orthodoxy to * Uniate * (Greek Catholic Church). All the rest called themselves: Rusyns, Little Russians, Russians. This is for reference. Draw your own conclusions.
      1. +1
        25 August 2014 12: 10
        Incidentally. ATO was renamed into war, not into civil, into domestic. It means that this is not the internal showdown of Ukraine what What is it that we have written about in the political primers at the expense of the domestic wars?
  3. +3
    25 August 2014 08: 58
    You, Peter the Bloody, are not even to the elbow, but to the ears in the blood, and the Patriotic War of 2014 is the beginning of the history of New Russia, and not your history, you and your master have mercilessly merged your owners, there is no forgiveness to you and yours, burn you all in hell.
  4. 0
    25 August 2014 08: 58
    Putin "forgot" to congratulate Potroshenko on the day of "independence" ... In Minsk Giblets, he will go to beg ... will it be served? Against the background of recent events ...
  5. 0
    25 August 2014 09: 00
    Not for nothing, the Ukrainian ribbon and ribbon the sign of Down syndrome is so similar! I looked at the reaction of dill to the parade in Donetsk and realized that massive zombies and downism is a very dangerous syndrome! Much cooler than AIDS, Ebola and others! After all, a normal person, even a patient with one of the above, will not offer make a nuclear bomb and erase the East and all the people there from the face of the earth ......
    1. +3
      25 August 2014 11: 05
      Quote: Magic Archer
      ! After all, a normal person, even a patient of one of the above, will not offer to make a nuclear bomb and erase the East and all people there from the face of the earth ......

      There are no normal ones. Back in 2004, during the first Maidan, Tyagnibok and Tymoshenko were broadcasting from the grand stands: "Donetsk and Lugansk must be surrounded by barbed wire and blown up" (I cannot vouch for the absolute accuracy of the quote, but very close to the text). Now dynamite is not enough for them, they have taken up uranium. This is understandable: the more powerlessness, the more monstrous desire.
  6. +1
    25 August 2014 09: 00
    Everything has its time..
    A drunken stupor will pass and a hangover will come ..
    In Russia it is always like this "They become the best friends after a grand fight"
    Whoever says anything - We are one people, we are blood brothers.
    There is no history of Russia without Ukraine, and there will be no Ukraine without Russia!
    1. +3
      25 August 2014 11: 50
      Quote: Vardan
      In Russia it is always like this "They become the best friends after a grand fight"

      But unfortunately, the most irreconcilable enemies are quarreling relatives.
  7. 0
    25 August 2014 09: 01
    Hand at the bucket stretches according to fascist traditions, to see the Fuhrer feels the Ukrainian Reichstag will soon fall ...
  8. +4
    25 August 2014 09: 02
    Anecdote in the topic:
    Poroshenko comes to the fortuneteller:
    “I had a dream that I was a potato ...”
    Grandma in response:
    “Your business is bad, son ... If the Colorado are not eaten during the summer, then they will be removed in the fall, and if you survive, then in the spring they will certainly be planted.
    1. +2
      25 August 2014 09: 22
      I would also add: "You won't freeze in winter!"
  9. 0
    25 August 2014 09: 03
    If Poroshenko really believes that the term "patriotic war" will allow him to avoid a tribunal for the destruction of his own people, then Petr Alekseevich is badly mistaken ...
    I am for the restoration of the death penalty ...
  10. +7
    25 August 2014 09: 03
    Death to a piglet, dumb, greedy, inadequate.
  11. 0
    25 August 2014 09: 04
    Feast in Time of Plague. Raven’s still supper of living flesh and now rush home, so as not to be at the funeral, at which they themselves can be buried.
  12. +10
    25 August 2014 09: 07
    Such a thick, crippled Parashnik, and a dead man.
  13. 0
    25 August 2014 09: 07
    Who will give how much time comrades to the collapse of the patchwork state of Ukraine. I think until the first repayment of the IMF tranche, realizing that the East will not pay debts, the Zapadents will be the first to break away and declare themselves an independent state
  14. +2
    25 August 2014 09: 07
    "canceled the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day"
    Everything is quite logical! There is no Fatherland ... There are no defenders ... There is no holiday
  15. 0
    25 August 2014 09: 09
    Not otherwise, Pyotr Alekseevich in dreams in the image of the father of nations ?.

    cheap whale ... pinoccka fake
  16. +1
    25 August 2014 09: 10
    Waltzman himself already understands a little - what he’s carrying ... Melett tongue knows that ... He confuses God's gift with fried eggs ... Drove to power and go too far ... but apparently have torn ... Not a senny cap ...
  17. 0
    25 August 2014 09: 10
    Can make Poroshenko unable to leave Minsk? Roll out all the accusations against him and arrest him. You just need to plug your ears from the subsequent howling west, because on Mars hear this cry.
  18. +1
    25 August 2014 09: 30
    Thanks Alexey! hi
    In this regard, St. Helen, of course, no one guarantees the “father of nations” of Poroshenko, but here’s the Novaya Zemlya archipelago — very well ... And the work front for Pyotr Alekseevich can be found - there are so many “familiar” metal barrels that enough to fill the hand on the real good of humanity, flora and fauna - for recycling up to complete self-utilization ...
    smiled. I’m only afraid for a short while he will work hard for the benefit of mankind. It seems to me that local bears very quickly put their eyes on it. I think that they will quickly agree: whose dinner there is booming in barrels ...
    1. 0
      25 August 2014 20: 07
      Well, I'm not sure that Porosenko will go on trial! if even our type Vasilyeva can’t be condemned in any way, then there’s no word about the valtsman! laughs in ju and mom do not cry! angry
  19. +5
    25 August 2014 09: 51
    It is necessary for this candy figure to hand some memorial sign to the holiday.
    Though such:

  20. +1
    25 August 2014 09: 51
    Fomenko was right - the wrong country was called Honduras. This clowning would have been funny if it had not been so sad.
  21. +1
    25 August 2014 09: 53
    And what is it in a uniform on a uniform for a piece of iron hanging? He’s earned so much on the front line.
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  23. +1
    25 August 2014 10: 20
    It is difficult to live in the world Poroshenko Pete - hits him in the face, Novoross Seryozha !!!
  24. 0
    25 August 2014 10: 21
    Find the differences between the First Picky article and this one.
  25. 0
    25 August 2014 10: 22
    In this regard, Saint Helena, of course, is not guaranteed to Poroshenko’s “father of the peoples,” but the Novaya Zemlya archipelago is very quite ...

    Nuuu ... I'm afraid with Napoleon to compare it like that, sorry, not worth it.
  26. +1
    25 August 2014 10: 23
    There’s nothing to be surprised at. Attentively, a section on the 2004 Ukrainian revolution appeared in textbooks on the recent history of Ukraine.
    Insanity grows stronger
  27. +1
    25 August 2014 10: 30
    It is truly said, "The hottest corners in hell are left for those who, in times of greatest moral upheaval, remained neutral." - if there are such people in Kiev, then they will not wait for anything good in the future.
  28. +3
    25 August 2014 10: 37
    And is the “all-Ukrainian movement” somewhere between Ternopol and Boryspil? It turns out that the “president of an independent” itself confirms that the Donetsk and Lugansk regions are no longer Ukraine, and if not, then what the hell is all-Ukrainian? ..
    And also Crimea ...
  29. 0
    25 August 2014 10: 40
    The Kiev parade is the day of the Shame of the Ukrainian Army, which betrayed its people and passed on to the outright traitors and murderers of its PEOPLE. soldier
  30. 0
    25 August 2014 10: 53
    These downs do not even reach the disgrace of these pseudo-military parades. I especially liked the passage of the boat with a wet rag on its nose. And where the naval flag, which was copied from the Nazis, only the colors changed.
  31. 0
    25 August 2014 11: 09
    In the photo, the Minister of Defense has two larger chunks and is not ironed! Are they passing him by inheritance ?!
  32. EVS Ural
    0
    25 August 2014 11: 28
    So that people like Parashka do not appear, we must remember the US "envoys" to the presidency and to the leading positions of the CIS countries. Further, the collapse of the country and a safe flight back. Remember Saakashvili, how he lives now? I think not bad! ... We must "get" everywhere, following the example of Israel. I think "those who want to steer" and PR will sharply decrease.
  33. EVS Ural
    0
    25 August 2014 11: 37
    Create a "card list", aces-kings-queens (Ssakashvili, Parashki, Yaytsenyukhi, Lyuli Timoshenki, Parubii, etc.) Declare a hunt, otherwise only those they see are scolded. But we must not forget! Neither Obkhazia, nor the gas wars and parades of the Natsiks and the "gays". Everyone who shook the people!
  34. 0
    25 August 2014 12: 00
    Quote: Alexander Romanov
    Quote: AlNikolaich
    Are you burning Sasha!

    No, what a parade, such a video. Hello hi
    There were probably many who put on the pants on this ship laughing

    The boats of this project are low-sided, and at a certain speed (according to Froude length) - like with any vessel - a trim on the bow appears. EMNIP - about 0,38-0,4 Froude in length. With a low side and reverse sheer, characteristic of this project, and even on the wave - it looks really creepy from the outside. If the boat added at least 3-4 knots, the situation would have improved.
    What nonsense are you talking about? The author of the video generally only saw the waves in the pictures.
    Believe me, I personally watched the exit from the Practical Harbor and from the beach it was clearly visible, although there was fog.
    The waves were but precisely because of the large waves off the coast, it seems that they are generally plunging. Do those who grew up near the sea have no habit of seeing this? Or are all the land kittens here? You are not aware of the features of observation at sea? Weather observation?
    This is comrades .. that competition felled for an act of despair give that bad weather for the sinking of a boat ....
    I am shocked by you all - no censor is booming ...
    I will accumulate your flaws like those "19 strongholds!" militias what to give you when you remember the bird ukraintsev..sami give the same crazy comments!
  35. +1
    25 August 2014 12: 03
    pay attention to the number of "awards" on the uniforms of the ukrovoennadlikov) no less (and maybe more) than that of the Soviet marshals after the war! or is there a spillikin for each year of service;)?
  36. 0
    25 August 2014 12: 32
    Quote: ImperialKolorad
    Potroshenko didn’t thank God, the soldier would fall from the guard of honor, the ship would almost drown in a naval parade.


    then the youngest in the church becomes ill ... request reminded the movie "Omen" .. bully there, too, the child of Satan was afraid of the church and there he became ill ... No. only here the reaction of the mother of the younger son’s parasite was amazed .. the aunt so slightly pushed away from herself that Yushchenko had to catch him .. what freak family ...
  37. +1
    25 August 2014 12: 38
    S..ka! Country of eternal "Chase!" and "Peremogi!"
  38. 0
    25 August 2014 13: 03
    The jacket is again like from ... s, does he have an iron or something? Pig in chocolate.
  39. Second
    +3
    25 August 2014 14: 33
    Here they are in the cell. It would be better, of course, a bullet, a loop or polonium at last.
  40. 0
    25 August 2014 14: 36
    Quote: hrych
    the semaphore operator waves flags (I don't own this, but I wasn't the only one who guessed that the unfortunate man sent "SOS")

    Apparently I used Ukrainian MOV. In Russian, it turns out rubbish. Either the periodic repetition of "yutlm", or "hutlm". ))
  41. Second
    +2
    25 August 2014 14: 41
    Some call them oligarchs. It is true, but not all. An oligarch can be a Tatar, a Russian, a Jew. But Kolomoisky and Poroshenko-Waltzman are ZIONOFASTI.
  42. 0
    25 August 2014 15: 19
    The funeral should be rehearsed, not the Victory Parade. Stalin, his mother (Parashenkov).
  43. 0
    25 August 2014 15: 57
    Shopkeeper with a disgusting muzzle of a scorched scumbag.
  44. 0
    25 August 2014 17: 22
    On the third Saturday of May, the United States celebrates Armed Forces Day ..... Poroshenko will soon celebrate this instead of February 23.
  45. 0
    25 August 2014 17: 40
    And it was as if he started the medals with the Minister of Defense from the Finnish War, passed World War II, and participated in the defeat of the Kwantung Army.
  46. 0
    25 August 2014 18: 26
    Somewhere I've seen this before. The president at the parade in the capital, and then on the coast at the naval parade. Doesn't it look like anything? He laughed for a long time with (thought to write a "Chinese") Velikoukrovskoy copy of the behavior of the "father of all Velikoukrov". It confirms once again that the "outskirts" were never like a state.
  47. 0
    25 August 2014 19: 04
    Parade of bloody shame. BUT Retribution is near, a little bit more ....
  48. 0
    25 August 2014 19: 57
    Yeah, what a fatherland? Your SBU is a CIA affiliate!
  49. 0
    26 August 2014 00: 11
    Goebbels, "The more monstrous the lie, the more willingly they will believe in it." Here his student is trying to surpass the teacher with his arch-style.
  50. 0
    26 August 2014 17: 11
    If the idea of ​​the parade has been licked from the parade on November 7, 1941, then this clown Poroshenko has a small scale for the Father of Peoples !!!

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