Epic painting: Yanukovych cries bitterly, reading the new laws of Ukraine

I am not Wang, of course, but I clearly see in front of me the face of Yanukovich, flooded with evil, burning tears, I see two nasolabial wrinkles, which have deepened right now from cruel cognitive dissonance, tearing the brain and soul. Today, the Parliament adopted Law No. 4453, according to which the powers of the President and the National Security Council headed by him were granted unlimited status. So that's how it was necessary with the people, for sure the sucker and the weak-willed loser Yanukovich probably thinks ...

Commentators, social activists and unreported journalists continue to curse the cannibal dictatorial laws of January 16, although the text of the new code is already available to everyone who is curious. Against this background, the miserable attempts of the dictator and usurper Yanukovych to streamline the situation in the country by at least minimally correcting the criminal wrestlers that emerged at that time look like helpless childish plays.

The Sanctions Act certainly set the agenda, and one would expect an explosion of human rights indignation from hundreds of non-motivated organizations that declared an irreconcilable struggle for European values ​​and human rights for the generous bounty of our democracy’s sponsors. Silence. Everyone is happy.

Of course, I am not a lawyer, and I do not pretend to have a legal analysis of the document, but questions arise immediately, literally from the preamble, which says that

Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, vizyayachi from the Constitution of Ukraine, the Declaration on the sovereign sovereignty of Ukraine and international standards and regulations, (The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, proceeding from the provisions of the Constitution of Ukraine, the Declaration on State Sovereignty of Ukraine and the generally recognized international norms and rules)

Statements, rules of national interests of Ukraine, zokrem, guarantee of constitutional rights and freedoms of people ... (stating that the priorities of the national interests of Ukraine are, in particular, ensuring the constitutional rights and freedoms of man and citizen ...)

And then the entire further text of the law is directed just at the severe infringement of these rights and freedoms, and above all, the denial of the fundamental principle of modern law - the presumption of innocence. Any citizen, being suspected of committing a series of actions that are difficult to formalize, because they are described purely assessed, without a clear indication of the criteria, rather emotionally than substantively, may be subject to very tough and extensive property sanctions, including extrajudicial expropriation of property.

We talked for so long about the establishment of a law-based state that provides a citizen with the protection of his rights and freedoms precisely in court, with a guaranteed opportunity to defend against the charges, so that during the year of independence, it turned out that all this is a fiction that can be canceled by simple voting in the Rada.

Those who voted for this mass of sanctions are confident that the law has been adopted in full compliance with the Constitution and international legal documents. But I submitted that something like that would have been accepted by some other state - not from the number of new favorite friends of curators of Ukraine. Mmmm, this is where our best human rights forces would rise from the figurative coffin, this is where we would hear such an alarm that we would reach the far corners of the universe, this would be a trizn on the crimes of the monstrous Moloch devouring its children, or how they like to formulate the Russian liberal party in a beautiful way.

That is, in Ukraine, the sanctions offered the most formidable, not to say cannibalistic, but heaven did not fall to the ground. All this could be perceived if martial law was declared in the country, but no — the rest of Ukraine, besides the ATO zone, walks, eats, drinks, enjoys, celebrates, paints bridges and fences in patriotic colors.

Before the vote, the law on sanctions was somewhat softer - the provision banning political parties and closing the media was removed. By the principle - let's first take everything and stifle everything, and then return the dime, and the person will be happy that he has something to buy a ticket on the tram. However, the explanations of a prominent democrat, a liberal and a borsun for rights and freedoms, the chairman of the parliamentary freedom of speech committee (sic!) Of Mykola Tomenko show that in fact the legislators have not left even a dime on the tram. A clause on banning media was removed from the law - the world community is very sensitive to rituals, including an obligatory rite on freedom of speech. So, the odious sanction was removed, as it were, but, Tomenko explained, the committee proposes to simplify the procedure for restricting and prohibiting media activities through the relevant laws "On Television and Television and Radio Broadcasting" and "On the Print Media".

"In the case of television and radio broadcasting, we recognize that, at the request of the SBU, the National Council decides to support specific media outlets for separatism and terrorism within three days, and also decides to temporarily cease the activities of this media until the case is tried in court," Tomenko.

And the court must make a decision within three days and finally confirm or not confirm the support of terrorism by the editorial board of the media. Something tells me that the judges have every reason to fear in the event of a wrong decision to be accused of supporting separatism and terrorism, so I foresee 100% approval of the National Council and SBU verdicts. But even with the inhuman tyrant Stalin, be not remembered at night, in the bloodiest 1935-1938 of the year it was imposed from 10 to 14% of acquittals ...

Now, speaking plainly, anyone who is accused by the pointing finger of the head of state and his oprichnina in a crime against the security of the state, will immediately be deprived of property, assets, shares, licenses, investments - even if he is an oligarch, even the proud owner of a shoe shop, not depressed in his time is terrible Sasha Dentist Meanwhile, in the law there is still such a nice nuance. After a detailed listing of all Egyptian executions that would be brought down on the heads of citizens subject to sanctions, there is an item 29, which, as if fearing that not all types of infringements are provided for, says - other are also possible Sanctions, just according to the principles of their consensus, by the Law. (Sanctions, consistent with the principles of their application, established by this Law.)

I don’t know how this paragraph will be interpreted in law enforcement practice. Perhaps, in administrative delight someone will consider that the principles established in the law will correspond, for example, to torture or public flogging on the Maidan. Anything that is not formalized and not written out to the last letter, and also implies an extrajudicial application procedure, can be used in the widest possible range - right up to the notorious lawlessness and the settling of accounts with undesirable, and sometimes just someone's personal enemies.

Approximately the same way it is possible to interpret the law on lustration adopted today by the Rada, which the people selflessly demanded, confident that now the power will be cleared of growths and scum, and we will live even more beautiful and satisfying. They beat the drums, blocked and blocked, threatened and demanded, and now the law was adopted as a basis, which had been studied before by the jurists who wrote a whole sheet of unsung explanations. “To the head of the management conceptually to the дdtrimu єdeyu, the cleansing of the wilderness, the yak of the mary, is hidden on the wilderness of the system, and the wicked one, who compromised itself, discredited all the people in the whole abo boules pridemnnymi before nyulyuvnya possess in the eyes of the suspension, ruin the rights that freedoms of people, corruption, scho called to the authority of the authority of the middle population before the fall " - reads the preamble. (The head office conceptually supports the idea of ​​cleaning up power, which should be aimed at excluding from the system of power those who in one way or another compromised themselves and discredited all power in general, or were involved in leveling power in the eyes of society, violations of human rights and freedoms corruption, which led to a drop in authority among the population)

Mathematicians who use the principle instead of the multiplication table - do we buy or sell? - are deprived of the right to be considered representatives of exact science, and even, perhaps, are recognized as scattered. Lawyers who use the principle of lyrical understanding of reality according to their own ideas about beauty, meanwhile, do not lose their diplomas and licenses, but continue to confidently inflate their cheeks, trying to cram nevpihimoe. If there is no ruler, how to measure the length? If there are no criteria, how can you tell if someone was involved in leveling the authorities in the eyes of society, or they settle accounts with him for his principles, or solve business disputes, or simply squeeze out property, or someone more cleverly coined for his position?

However, my questions are clearly outdated and do not keep up with the progress of our loud-boiling life, in which moral and legal relativism triumphed. Here, if only it didn’t get to the favorite question “Gry, but we’re for it ?!”, and the rest of the society of the victorious democracy, human rights and freedoms formed a consensus, enshrined in the described laws.

At this moment it is very important to give people spectacles, because with bread in the broad sense of the word, things are sadder. Tariffs, prices, the dollar. Ahead of the winter without heat, and perhaps even light. The ingenious call of the intellectual mayor of Kiev, Klitschko, to stock up on boilers and heaters has crashed about the harsh truth of life - it is likely that boilers and heaters will have nowhere to stick, and Vitaly Vladimirovich’s eloquence is hardly enough to warm everyone. The despicable coal from the deeply subsidized mines of Donbass, which hung like a weight on the neck of our beautiful economy, suddenly turned out to be not enough for the heat and power plants to produce electricity and even heat somewhere. The fighters for the unity of Ukraine did everything to make the energy independence of the Motherland a simulacrum.

Today, the law on the reform of the GTS was adopted, according to experts, giving our national wealth, with which the right patriots have rushed for so many years, not to hell with dogs. However, this topic did not cause any excitement - public opinion is passionate about sanctions and lustration, theatrical entertainment and show potential of which is incomparably higher than that of a boring economy, which, however, still has its say.

When the deputies gave people such fun as lustrations and sanctions, the board on the exchangers no longer look so dreary, and the rent receipts are so monstrous, especially since Yatsenyuk promises through the adopted law on the simplification of doing business three hundred billion dollars in the foreseeable future. So there’s nothing to be sad about, while waiting for Godot, you can still jog and troll the Russians with the possible lack of oysters and marble meat.

And a few words about humanism. 280 KAMAZs with Russian humanitarian aid stand on the border with Ukraine, not allowed into the country by a caring Ukrainian government. Domestic wits have already suggested that Yanukovych is being taken in cars, Tanks, multiple launch rocket systems, tons of napalm and a couple of submarines buried directly in buckwheat, but it seems that the burden is still humanitarian, but ideologically wrong.

And then Paul Picard, who is the head of the OSCE mission to monitor the situation on the Russian-Ukrainian border, has declared no violations of international laws on the part of Russia. The mission stayed for a week in Gukovo and Donetsk. So, Picard at a press conference, commenting on the accusations against the Russians, they supposedly fired at us from their territory, preparing the intervention, said - “we didn’t observe anything like that at these two points”. It can not annoy.

So, in these tense conditions, despite the fact that Western countries have advised Poroshenko to accept the goods, the patriotic hysteria in the run-up to the elections makes this step a guarantor oppressive for his rating. People thirst for blood and death, there is no time for weakheartedness. Social networks are filled with ideas one kinder to another - to set fire to, blow up, lie across the caravan, ditch this damn aid to the damned Colorado. And, no, nobody wants to lie across the caravan, it's just a flight of my imagination.

In general, according to official data, humanitarian aid from the Cabinet of Ministers was urgently sent to the Donbass - of course, overnight, we do not have it otherwise. Well, at least they reported that they sent. For two weeks in Lugansk there is no electricity, water, gas supply and communications with large interruptions, people have no money in the grocery stores, but our government incessantly cracked about the absence of any humanitarian problems there - as Psaki ordered. And suddenly such mercy. But again, not without piquant details. Help is being taken to Starobelsk, and where it comes from, God knows. Something tells me that they are not in the houses of the suffering Luhansk citizens. Neither a specific recipient is specified, nor — most importantly, the administrator, nor the responsible person. Transparency is our everything, we remember.

And about the beautiful. Today, the undoubted and undisputed leader of all the beautiful is Lyashko with a stuffed mug. I do not know who can stand the shrill cries of this strange mammal for more than 30 seconds. So the deputy of BP with the heroic name Shevchenko could not stand it. The insane klikusha Lyashko, who galloped like a flea across the lobby of the Rada in anticipation of the usual portrayal of his verbal exploits by the Ukrainian TV channels, ran into a simple, concrete person, but with a lower threshold of sensitivity to flickering and screams.

In general, from one, in appearance, a small blow, the hero of interrogation and torture, a brave and sharp Batman suddenly reeled, as if getting a knockdown. I think he performed. After all, he, in fact, was thrown into a glove, to which the gentlemen of the hussars would certainly respond with readiness for a duel, but with this, Oleg Valerievich did not grow together. He dared solely in the presence of a large number of armed guards. Therefore, we had to turn on the artist and portray the injury that was incompatible with participation in the honor duel.

The performance was short but dramatic, thanks.

Curtain, gentlemen!
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  1. +10
    15 August 2014 08: 13
    Let’s not bother, let the junts dig their grave, but deeper, so that they could not get out ....
    1. +5
      15 August 2014 08: 23
      Quote: parusnik
      let the junts dig their grave, but deeper, so that they could not get out ....

      I support! May the land of Little Russia be cleansed of the Nazis!
      They say "God is not Mikitka, he does not hit with a stick." But everything that is happening now is the punishment of the people from above for allowing the revival of fascism! Let's hope that very soon there will be a complete cleansing both physically and in the souls of people.
    2. +2
      15 August 2014 08: 28
      The junts are already beating each other's faces in the Rada, they will soon switch to knives and further in increasing order.
    3. +3
      15 August 2014 08: 32
      Hmm ... I agree I don’t have to interfere ... We need to help ... They dug trenches near the border ... Why not a mass grave for the Natsiks !!!
    4. +1
      15 August 2014 11: 38
      Sharikov sat in a corner all cowering, a slight trembling beat him, tears flowed from his eyes ... He did not know-Cry or Laugh ..
    5. 0
      15 August 2014 21: 32
      Quote: parusnik
      Let’s not bother, let the junts dig their grave, but deeper, so that they could not get out ....

      So already digging, 400 km long. On a grand scale. Enough for everyone.
    6. 0
      15 August 2014 23: 17
      So they are non-Russian junties digging a grave not for themselves but for the Slavs. It doesn’t matter if he is Ukrainian or Russian.
    7. 0
      16 August 2014 00: 55
      What are we happy about? Well, the villain got in the face, so what? And in those minutes the guys were dying from the Natsiks ... The essence, the idea of ​​the article is not about massacre, but about the fact that changes are coming: a dictator is about to appear in Ukraine. When? As soon as the Porosenko knights roll back to the borders of Novorossiya. His pelvis twitches: what if the militias will go to Kiev ... to rescue the mother of Russian cities from captivity? Here and ... Benya will stop saying "this is always mine" - and everything that was squeezed out to his homeland ... that is, Porosenko will give it back. And the dictator will proudly flash his drunken eyes: "According to the law of martial law ..."
  2. +5
    15 August 2014 08: 21
    A wonderful article that reflects my vision of the situation in Ukraine. good
  3. VICTOR-61
    15 August 2014 08: 28
    Yes, all the laws are made by the rulers for themselves to annoy Russia even at a loss of Ukraine, but what it will turn out to be, I think, a revolution
  4. +2
    15 August 2014 08: 30
    Nyura is smart! But she was already tired of what was happening on the outskirts. The articles have less humor. Clowns in power are casting out as they want. Let them show off, not long. crying
  5. +1
    15 August 2014 08: 44
    I read ... it’s written well, but the mood no longer improves, it’s sad ...
  6. +1
    15 August 2014 08: 54
    Do not touch the dill, they will kill themselves. In winter they will jump to keep warm)))
  7. +1
    15 August 2014 09: 29
    If the Lord God wants to punish a person - He takes away his mind ... The junta is all punished ... But I don’t want to rejoice ...
  8. +1
    15 August 2014 09: 47
    Quote: Giant thought
    The junts are already beating each other's faces in the Rada, they will soon switch to knives and further in increasing order.

    They are united by hatred of Russia and love of green papers. And Lyashko will eliminate the compromising national gadgets as Sasha Bily.
    1. 0
      15 August 2014 10: 58
      On the contrary - send parashenka to the gas sector, but the frog - to the presidency!
  9. +2
    15 August 2014 09: 50
    That is, in Ukraine, the most formidable sanctions have been proposed, not to say cannibalistic,

  10. 0
    15 August 2014 11: 39
    I don’t understand where the article about life in Lviv was. Admins, are you crazy? What is contrary to the rules of the site?
  11. Starmos
    15 August 2014 11: 47
    Yanukovych timidly hides
    Fat body in Rostov ...
    Those wishing to continue are welcome ...
    1. +2
      15 August 2014 12: 09
      Yaytsenyuh, Aseny skinny
      Not already pretty
      Only Turchinov trawled Vali proudly flies over the Maidan ...
  12. +1
    15 August 2014 12: 04
    it’s useless to prove something to the insane in power + the crowds under tea. You can laugh sarcasm as much as you like, wait for the winter to enjoy the problems of ordinary people. It will be insane anyway.
    The first is because they are in power (which means all the benefits); the second is because they have no mind. And "Tea" is not turned off in the media (because the authorities are like that too)
    So what do we have? An attempt to "teach a lesson" to re-educate Ukraine is a failure. Because all those destructive forces will calmly survive all the problems, when the remnants of 40 million of the population will not survive them - creating problems for the neighbors.
    Therefore, it is useless to laugh at the problems of Ukraine; sarcasm is also not appropriate.
    Mainly those who will suffer - who were against the Maidan itself (their indignation is higher, because they were against from the very beginning), or those who were temporarily intoxicated or succumbed to the "revolution" - although they have long since realized everything. A small percentage that is on top dressing (which is heard most of all - there is no censor type of visitors) will not remain without food. Opinion Center - widely supported.
    In general, problems were needed for the Russian Federation for sponsors - they created them and are creating it.
    Do not wash so skating.
    I am sure that a 15 billion loan and a discount on cheap gas - GDP did not know future losses (I think now financial losses are much larger), they probably would not have looked at the Olympics. And in December they would have acted differently ...
  13. +2
    15 August 2014 12: 28
    Bravo Nyura! hi
    Lyashko did not at all pretend to crash, and then he also threw himself not of his own free will. The blow was really not the strongest, but the knockdown turned out to be real. Apparently this individual has not only a punctured ass ... But soon the next date of the final end of "ATO", which coincides with the day of independence ... It would be nice to throw some new colors on this epic canvas. I hope that Strelkov's headquarters has ideas on this topic. Nobody canceled the political resonance yet ...
  14. +1
    15 August 2014 13: 23
    By the way, what actually * ya Yanukovych is hiding with us. I handed over an unassailable bunch of Nazis, and went to rest. He could have returned, defended the DPR and LPR, and he escaped like a rat from a sinking ship. The most interesting thing is that everyone has already forgotten about him, like he was president, but it seems he didn’t ... One thing is interesting to me, how does he live now, what is going on in his soul?
    1. +1
      15 August 2014 16: 11
      .... maybe he has not yet sung his swan song ...- he is still the only legitimate president of Dill ...
  15. 0
    15 August 2014 13: 24
    As the saying goes, the president is known in the war. (c) Andrey92. It's about Yanyka.
  16. +2
    15 August 2014 13: 30
    Woke up, drank vodka, threw firewood into the reactor,
    (Petrovich steals and sells them from a submarine),
    Sober a bear, lamented in the fall
    And he drank vodka again - fine, y-mine !!

    Obscured Obama, listened to Kiselyov,
    Poured a little more into a greasy glass,
    He said, just in case, a three-letter word,
    He put on his formal jacket and charged AK.

    Still not sparingly poured - now again the bear
    (He, stsuka, if sober - does not recognize me!)
    He humiliated a liberalist in someone’s craziest thread
    Now I’ll tune the balalaika and go!

    First I’ll sing about vodka, about Putin and Shoigu,
    Then - again about vodka, about Russia and about longing ..
    Then - with her huge, mysterious soul
    The bear will support me and drink for Moscow!

    And then - as usual: on our rusty tank
    We’ll drive to Ukraine without stopping drinking,
    We’ll shoot across the border, trample the embroidered shirt,
    To politely, but with a mat, dill hurt.

    Let's come back, drink again to the "right of counter-sanctions"
    A bear will gobble up goulash for dinner from a hipster,
    We’ll check what they write there.
    Let's pour a mug of vodka and drink to "Krymnash"!
  17. +1
    15 August 2014 14: 04
    Maybe it’s not a topic, I don’t want to offend anyone. There are illnesses from birth, incurable, humanly sorry. But when a people, not knowing what they are doing, they themselves predict their fate, an anthem, coat of arms, a flag, all kinds of ribbons-symbols. such symbolism. It is known that, at the suggestion of the Minister of Internal Affairs of Ukraine Arsen Avakov, “Svidomo” Ukrainians refer to the black and orange St. George ribbon as “Colorado”, identifying it with the colors of the farmland wrecker - the Colorado potato beetle. Among the opponents of its new Kiev power, this power, supporters are often referred to as “maydaunas” - a derivative of the “maidan” and “down”.

    Meanwhile, it turned out that the yellow-blue colors of the state flag of Ukraine fully correspond to the colors of the official symbol of patients with Down syndrome - a yellow-blue ribbon.
    This was announced on his Facebook page by a well-known Estonian journalist with 20 years of experience, Yevgeny Levik. “Did you know that? I checked it on Google - indeed, ”the journalist writes. Eugene Levik notes that when he made such information public, he did not set himself the goal of offending or making people laugh. “That would be bestiality. I just report on the discovery made in social media, ”the journalist explains. “Anyone can be convinced of this by entering in Google the search string“ symbol down syndrome ”-“ the symbol of Down syndrome, ”the author of the remark concludes.
  18. +1
    15 August 2014 14: 49
    By not letting in the humanitarian aid, the Ukrainian authorities will render even greater assistance to Russia. "Let everyone in the southeast die out"

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