Who first got up, order and sneakers

Today Vitaly "Polyglot" Klitschko decided that the Christmas tree from the Maidan still need to be removed. Less clever and courageous mayors would have thought that it would be winter soon, then why strain and tease the geese, but Vitali is not like that. He did, as he did. Therefore, today Maidan cleaned. However, some time after the utility workers moved to this sacred place with their peaceful tools, accompanied by the Kiev battalion, the first deputy chairman of the Shevchenko RGA Ilya Sagaidak suddenly announced that Vitaly Vladimirovich had not given such an order. And what, they say, yes, there is an abscess, a dustbin and a bomzhatnik, but still the mayor is a democrat against dispersal.
It is possible that the deputy Klitschko simply misunderstood the sense of incendiary speeches of the boss and voluntarily interpreted them, but the fact remains that the Maidan was burning today. The smoke was greasy, black, bloating all the stalls and shops around. Again, the income went into waste, but this is not the main thing. We remember that democracy is priceless, and everything else can be bought.
It is very expensive to watch laws being enforced stories and social studies. He said a classic that revolutions necessarily devour their children, and yet yes - there wasn’t one who choked on them. Back in November, those who taught history in the school, and not the little ones with bikes, understood what the outcome would be for the maydanschikov. First, selfless heroes, then patient and principled guardians of the revolution gains, gidnosti, then demanding auditors of the Mizdobul zypyag, then podnadovshie invaders administrative buildings, then ohrenevshie from arrogance real estate extortionists. Finally, Putin's zaslantsy, deserters, terrorists, alcoholics, drug addicts, pickpockets, robbers and rapists of young virgins. Marginal, Gopnik, homeless. Want more definitions? Read the works Avakov, Klitschko and other theorists and practitioners Maidan struggle.
I myself saw the Maidan in early April. To my immature aesthetic taste, then the nuns looked exactly the same as at the beginning of August - battered, unshaven, malicious, tired of idleness, scoring a goat and steeped in a hoop. Everyone passing by meticulously examined for compliance with their ideas of due. The Maidan was hung up with calls to develop the Maidan — with money, public relations, and volunteering. Speeches and everyday communication sounded in two languages - Russian and surzhik. And so it went on for several months, until this picture ceased to fit into the format. Announced that the Maidan is no longer a cake and should be destroyed.
Since then, several attempts have been made to clean the premises - by washing, by crook, persuasion, with pathos hints, direct reproaches, indicating the road to the ATO. Klitschko several times got offensive and rude atandez and was offended and deeply confused - he also wanted to do better and tried to convey his ideas poetically, but did not grow together.
However, ahead of Independence Day and a hypothetical (although the president announced that it is absolutely real) the end of the antiterrorist war in Donbas, of course, the celebrations should be held on the main square of the country. Therefore, having distracted from preparation for the earth, Vitaly was engaged in the vital.
In general, hundreds of Maidan pointed to the exit - they say, yellow dry needles sprinkled from the tree, and you continue to spud your radish. Sideltsy did not give up so easily, and an uncompromising eerie fight ensued. Policemen again piled paving, but now it is no longer interpreted as a revolution of hydration and the right of the people to protest, but, on the contrary, as criminal acts, dragging epic terms for periods. Mixed in a bunch of horses, people, psychopaths, terrorists, and, of course, Putin. Both sides of the carnage poked him in the eyes of each other, shouting the sacramental in between: and who are you?
During the cleaning of the tent camp in the capital's Independence Square, public utilities found almost 20 drawers for “Molotov cocktail”, but now this is somehow not as honorable and correct as it was all winter, starting in November. Moreover, there were also found in a large number of refugees from the Donbass, who banished the whole of the holy Maidan, joining the terrorists, outcasts and Gopnik.
As a result, several dozen beaten, injured and wounded were sent to hospitals, and the armed revolutionary dynasty barricaded themselves in the building of the KSCA, continuing to shout out accusations from there ... you were not mistaken, "kotsabs" and "putena". At night, they say, an assault and a final sweep is expected with the subsequent mobilization of militant revolutionaries to the front swollen from idleness and free radicals. It would seem, where, if not at the front of the same war, which was scooped up by them, to test the viability of their own ideas? But no - they are not in a hurry to wrestle military exploits and glory.
As for the change of fate - you had to be quick, guys. To do everything in time. Who first got up, that and sneakers, you really have not heard? Vaughn, Bulatov a couple of times in the heyday of the revolution went on typing a mean hand to frighten officials according to the approved list, sacrificed a couple centimeters of the foreskin, and then everything went like clockwork - Dominican Republic, a laptop of considerable price, having fun with then not president , but Poroshenko, the ministerial post on the quota of the Maidan, who put forward the best of the best ... And now the boy finally came to success, bought an already well-respected Bibik and an apartment in the elite complex of the capital at a fantastic price. In the income statement for the past year, he has a tiny penny, which means that he didn’t pump it, but donated it, and earned it on a difficult and responsible post for these several ministerial months. To master powerful corruption schemes for an untrained person in such a short time - yes this is a real feat, guys.
Please note - he is not shy, not hiding. Open, defiantly rises on a social elevator to the stratosphere. And it can be an example for our young people. Already become.
But back to the Maidan. He really has lately become a straight thing in himself. By the attention of revolutionary auditors, for example, not only Bulatov's local corruption insights, but also the purchase of KamAZ vehicles for the needs of the National Guard in Russia - and this against the backdrop of fights with Russian goods, tearing from the zeal. Young people literally crack from the rush, rushing to the floor in the supere and on the asphalt near them, demonstrating a deep hatred for the enemy's products. And here it is not someone, but our native domestic Ministry of Internal Affairs replenishes the Russian budget, providing jobs in the enemy auto industry. Maybe the rumors that the saboteurs and spies sat down right in our ministries and departments are not groundless?
Experts say with pain that, supposedly, the tender was held traditionally with one participant, that, they say, we have our own KrAZ, why buy from Russians, especially since KrAZ allegedly offered a radically lower price? They have no answer. And only the Odessa and Lviv authorities continue the brutal bloody struggle with Russian women everywhere they reach. Odessa Balaba here explained to the damned wadded scoops-pensioners why it was time for them to die, and the Lviv administration demanded from the hotel management to remove from the cable the Russian channels that were provided there for tourists. So win!
Maybe brains melt in the strong sun, you ask? Maybe so, but not at all. Always in the ranks of Colonel Gritsenko. The other day, he gave power to 15 assignments until 15 August. Ten, in short, days for everything about everything. If Gritsenko himself was in power, he would have managed it in three days, but he generously gave indulgence to unwillingness.
Here are just a few points:
2. Curr cordon from Russia to ATO zones (President).
5. Viznachiti new scheme of dislocation vіsk on a similarity and paradigm, for the period p_slya vidbittya agresії (president).
6. Ratifikuvati Please with the European Union (Rada).
8. Accept the law about the prosecutor's office (Rada).
10. Introduce system sanctions against Russia (Units).
15. Zaarestuvati Mino Yanukovych і ё його урядовців (Attorney General).
I would add - to divide poppy and buckwheat, as well as to know myself, what is there to waste time on? Today is already the seventh, and so far Peter Alekseevich managed to eat an apple in spite of Putin using video and camera lenses, repelling bows to the USA in gratitude for support (they promise to give 7 million dollars to restore Donbass and 8 - to arrange the border, this one as one of my friends likes to say, greasy bacon), and today Ratmussen awarded NATO Kermanchich. The orders of Anatoly Stepanovich lie without movement.
And a little about the beautiful. I consider my profession to be the most beautiful in the world, but I rarely admit it to it undeservedly. For many years, we were taught the standards of the profession by the great journalism gurus - producers and editors of the Air Force, Euronews, not to mention dozens and hundreds of American media stars. And we have affirmed as a catechism that it is necessary to give the floor to all parties to the conflict - no matter what is said. And that the role of a journalist is just to find all sides and carefully take comments from them. And then news the information will be as solid, balanced and objective as possible. But today I want to tell strict teachers: Doctor, heal yourself!
Journalists of the largest American media refused the offer of the Ministry of Defense and the Foreign Ministry of Russia to visit the Rostov region and meet with the Ukrainian military who had sought asylum in Russia. Such a chance to see with my own eyes, ask around the military, expose the evil machinations of enemies, tendentious Russian propaganda.
However, American journalists despised this opportunity and unanimously refused to fly to Rostov, citing "various technical reasons." CNN, The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Christian Science Monitor, Reuters ... They all found more pressing matters, though ... Why fly when everything is long overdue, stuffed and approved? I'm afraid to guess, but aren't they temny?
What can you ask from the Ukrainian journalists who allow themselves to pry on the air in the air, stare at the monitor, while the studio guest answers the question, show him the middle finger, yell hysterically, insult implacably, and most importantly, never ask the other side? Nothing can be asked of them, since their gurus and mentors allow themselves to betray the profession. And our onizhedeti - to monkey in adults, multiplying everything by ten.
However, our business does not sit, no time. It is necessary to work out a new introductory. Yes, several hundred Ukrainian military for some reason fled to the territory of Russia, that is, the country declared invader and aggressor, and it was not possible to hide it. It turned out terribly inconvenient, besides, our "warriors" for some reason were picked up there, warmed, treated, fed, washed and changed clothes. This causes a pattern injury that is incompatible with life. However, only those who did not work in their lives as a Ukrainian journalist.
The stupor quickly passed, and now we have learned that the Russians were torturing the detainees, that they were beaten up with evidence that they were specifically shooting at Russian territory, and that now a couple of dozen people were illegally detained. That is, international laws, presumably, require that those who surrender immediately be sent home, not forgetting to provide a complex of services. all inclusive. Here is our Ministry of Foreign Affairs and indignation ...
But these indignations in the performance of our mastodons of the pen and the camera turned out to be insufficient, therefore a significantly more enchanting stuffing was done - a kidney was allegedly seized from one prisoner (and why only one, carelessly?), While others were specially operated on, stitching wounds with sand and grass. That is, we can expect now that the Russians will no longer operate on anyone, and they will not allow them to enter the territory of the Ukrainian military - away from sin, because they are being forced to do this with similar texts?
Our compassionate, generous journalists, you admire you guys.
Curtain, gentlemen!
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