Chamber №6. British parliamentarians estimate the likelihood of a Russian attack on the NATO bloc

A report has been published in the UK today that says the North Atlantic Alliance is not ready for an attack from Russia. As it turned out, the differing positions of the members of the block interfere with the preparation for a possible Russian attack. Germany does not see the threat from Russia, but Poland and the Baltic countries see such a threat literally with the naked eye.

At the same time, the authors of the report posted on www.parliament.uk they immediately tried to reassure everyone, saying that they assessed the risks of an attack by the Russian Federation on NATO countries and found that such risks were not great.

It is not known how much the British taxpayers spent on the preparation by the “experts” of this “unique” report. For its part, “Military Review” is ready to present its mini-report to the British absolutely free. Here are the two main points of our report:

1. The North Atlantic Alliance today is not properly prepared for the attack of the Martians. In Germany, they believe that Mars is not dangerous for NATO, in the Baltic states and Poland they are sure that Mars can “sneak up unnoticed” and strike.

2. But having studied the very possibility of an attack on NATO from Mars, we came to the conclusion that its probability is low today.

In addition, the British report notes that in order to counter a possible blow from Russia to the Baltic countries, it is necessary to introduce military units from other countries of the bloc, and also use all the potential of Britain to determine the true level of the “Russian threat”.

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[Turik]

Is this from the "British Scientists Proved" series?

[Nevsky_ZU]

Video in the subject, all in a good mood:

[GELEZNII_KAPUT]

Quote: Nevsky_ZU

Video in the subject, all in a good mood:

Tin!

[digger23]

That's it, and to the noise - to put on the tonsils all sorts of English-language idiots)))

[Captainden]

Good plot for "myth busters")))

[Tumbler]

Damn, I probably started early ... in Poland I already let the trains downhill ... Okay, I'll wait for the Russian Army here for now. Catch up guys
They are afraid of us, that's good!

[digger23]

And they have a tradition - once every hundred years I don’t want to come to us and pick us up at the most)

[rodevaan]

Have spawned herds of "British scientists" - now the whole world is making fun of their stupidity ...

[armageddon]

Hmm ... Let them be afraid !!!

[1812 1945]

Quote: Armagedon

Hmm ... Let them be afraid !!!

If only they were afraid! ... And then they constantly crap. It is a pity - China does not consider it possible for itself to join military alliances (now - at least). In the case of the creation of such a military - political union - Russia and China, the West would only shit in its pants and would not bother anyone.

[Associate Professor]

Quote: 1812 1945

It is a pity - China does not consider joining military alliances possible

Or maybe we don’t think so?

[digger23]

But if we make a mistake - they’ll dig out a couple of years

[shuhartred]

Quote: Turik

Is this from the "British Scientists Proved" series?

This is a series of "Chukchi hackers broke the accounts". If there are Chukchi, do not be offended, this is just an anecdote. You can tell a joke about the Russians.

[53-Sciborskiy]

Judging by the jokes, then
- In Britain, everyone is concerned about interethnic relations in Russia
- In Canada, they are concerned about the monopoly of Russian oil
- IN Ukraine - Concerned about the State of the Russian Economy
- In the USA - by the Russian dictate and the occupation by Russia of part of Georgia.
- Georgia is concerned about the lack of democracy in Russia
- In Belarus - freedom of speech in Russia

And in Russia they are only concerned about how to send them all to hell, so that they do not take offense.

[tolian]

And why Belarus dragged?

[Tumbler]

Quote: tolian

And why Belarus dragged?

[Was mammoth]

"The giraffe is big, he knows better ..." Do not be offended

[shuhartred]

Quote: 53-Sciborskiy

And in Russia they are only concerned about how to send them all to hell, so that they do not take offense

Yes, they all let them be offended. They carry water on the offended, and also ..... well, you understand. But the Chukchi are still their own. If they die out (from resentment) about whom we will tell jokes?

[Curculum]

Quote: 53-Sciborskiy

And in Russia they are only concerned about how to send them all to hell, so that they do not take offense.

When through life
As if through a fight
You are talking nonsense and stupid things - a carriage,
I will gently call you "dog"
And I'll take you to Washington!
PS Not mine, but I read to my wife - I knew the sound of a flying pan ...

[53-Sciborskiy]

Quote: Kurkul

PS Not mine, but I read to my wife - I knew the sound of a flying pan ...

[K-50]

Quote: Kurkul

Not mine, but I read to my wife - I knew the sound of a flying pan ...

Female solidarity

[mamont5]

Quote: 53-Sciborskiy

And in Russia they are only concerned about how to send them all to hell, so that they do not take offense.

We will assume that we all made IT together!

[chehywed]

Quote: mamont5

We will assume that we all made IT together!

[schizophrenic]

Then I counted what happened. We need to strike bypassing the territory of Ukraine, then turn north towards Poland, reach the German border and without crossing it, cut off the most fascinating countries from the NATO bloc. The reason is serious. This is fascism in the territory of some countries that are part of the NATO bloc. The most important thing is to provide an informational explanation for the split of the NATO bloc.
Do not minus much.

[Момент]

Let them be afraid, but ruin their budgets. Know whose meat they ate.

[Giant thought]

Real British vaudeville.

[zanoza]

Apparently there is some kind of relationship between global warming and exacerbation of schizophrenia in the Western world
In a place with NATO, the schizophrenia virus is moving to the East, so it hit Dill, the phase of exacerbation is evident there.

[inkass_98]

Quote: Turik

Is this from the "British Scientists Proved" series?

So far from the series "they could not reliably prove, but the possibility is hypothetically available." We don't cook moonshine, but there is an apparatus (C)

[kodxnumx]

All this is more common, the Anglo-Saxons are screwing up, now, under the sauce of a threat from Russia, they will be pulling troops and weapons to the Baltic states and Poland, I think their actions will entail a response from Russia!

[chita]

In medicine, such estimates fall under the sweat diagnosis of schizophrenia

[Sterlya]

But if the Britons continue to make themselves out of the British, in which case they will get insolent red faces

[dmitrich]

fear with y and wait.

[kostik1301]

NATO it’s time to take on arms diapers ..... this will save them from shame ....

[K-50]

Quote: kostik1301

NATO it’s time to take on arms diapers ..... this will save them from shame ....

They freeze to diapers in winter
At least that is what the Norwegians said about them after the exercises.

[Duke]

Brad, like many British reports.

[AQUARIUS 65]

... the British report notes that in order to counter a possible blow from Russia ... it is necessary ... to use all the potential available to Britain to determine the true level of the “Russian threat”.

Duke
Brad, like many British reports.

Something very similar to "It is not something like that, and not something like that. And as for Russia - then, of course, if such a thing happened - here I am for you."

[Buran]

"British scientists" as always study something

[Sterlya]

Quote: Duke

Brad, like many British reports.

They are the Great Masochists, on free money they could not have become that. They themselves are scared, looking for answers where they are not. trouble is shorter. madhouse. One would think the game. not. it's a madhouse.

[sever.56]

Schizophrenia is progressing! Soon people will be thrown out of the windows of parliament, shouting: - "The Russians are coming !!!"

[Sterlya]

Quote: sever.56

Schizophrenia is progressing! Soon people will be thrown out of the windows of parliament, shouting: - "The Russians are coming !!!"

I remembered how Sukashvili fled. Probably taught Yusovtsy with the Israelis.

[jetfors_84]

Sick for the whole head. This is what people do with money. Unhappy.

[Maap]

A threat is so a threat ...

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[Was mammoth]

I’ve already gone 9 years on demobilization, as there was this parade in honor of the Great October Socialist Revolution.
Itself never participated, but prepared rockets for the parade. Recently there was a topic about military secrets. All missiles went without a single inscription. Then they restored it (there is always an inscription on each hatch of the combat product).
Why do not our marches sound, but something from amerfilm? It would be completely stronger. What can compare with our "Farewell to the Slav" and other military works?

[Magic archer]

The United States and England resemble Sherkhan and his jackal. So that the states do not, these will always support. That Iraq in 2002, that Libya now decided to attack Russia. It’s time to change the ports and hide in the bomb shelter, dear sirs!

[jPilot]

In principle, only Sherkhan is suitable for England, for the USA is their colony, and England always acts stealthily setting countries against each other, and they themselves have nothing to do with it.
But the United States must still be destroyed, without them England would be like that cobra from the dungeon

[sso-xnumx]

Yes on fig onet surrendered to us? Too much honor for them to attack first ...

[Dazdranagon]

Most of all I liked "Germany does not see a threat from Russia, but Poland and the Baltic countries see such a threat literally with the naked eye"!

[MAXIMUS]

Quote: Dazdranagon

Most of all I liked "Germany does not see a threat from Russia, but Poland and the Baltic countries see such a threat literally with the naked eye"!

Are you saying that the threat has penetrated directly into Europe's “face” just below the eyes?

[Virrid]

they almost guessed the mysterious Russian soul! ...

[Sochi]

According to the report - 1. The North Atlantic Alliance today is not properly prepared for the attack of the Martians ... ignoramuses, it was necessary to study the "Arctic Fox", he always sneaks up unnoticed, and when he comes to do something it's too late ...

[alex-cn]

It’s completely crazy ... It looks as if Russia has no more important concerns than to fight Europe ...

[MBA78]

in Europe, girls are not beautiful ... so we won’t conquer

[Goravrin]

let's go east? :)

[alex-cn]

Let’s better solve our problems, why are we strangers and, moreover, war.

[asar]

let's go east? :)

We won’t go anywhere - at our place and at home dofig affairs!

[kergudu straight]

Quote: MBA78

in Europe, girls are not beautiful ... so we won’t conquer

What are not beautiful there, only the Vurds remained there, their women demand normal Russian men and quietly move to Russia, there are already a lot of precedents

[Captainden]

Personally, I certainly don’t mind taking a ride on Piccadilly’s KShMke or, for example, deploy an antenna field of an overeating radio node that provides communication on the offensive somewhere near Krakow, but to hell, excuse me, do we and I need it? We need to raise our country, and not destroy others.

[Deniska]

And the British also assured NATO that the probability of a military threat of an attack on NATO from the "Ireland" is about 2%, but this probability may increase if the Irish are supported by the Scots.

[MSA]

Something the Anglo-Saxons are boiling you started to raise, maybe you could smell the fried in Ukraine.

[vlad-ns]

Russophobia is the main source of income for all foreign defense industries. If Russia had not existed, the planet would have plunged into darkness long ago.

[rauffg]

The North Atlantic Alliance is not ready for an attack by Russia.

so then this NATO is not needed at all.

[lukke]

The United States needs to sell its weapons, and even better to supply a number of warring countries in order to somehow support its economy ... in the Baltic, then in the Baltic ...

[P-38]

Inflatable rubber boats (instead of torpedo boats), motorcycles with armored cots (instead of tanks) and enameled pots (instead of diapers) will go especially well in the Baltics.

[Thunderbolt]

the Baltic countries see such a threat with the naked eye

What are these afraid of? "Packed" for the most reluctant.

[Ugrumiy]

Not diapers, but helmets! ))) They don’t need Pampers at all, even in the obos ... x pants running around!

[pvv113]

they assessed the risks of an attack by the Russian Federation on NATO countries

Insanity grew stronger! Every day is more interesting

[Kuvabatake]

If you don’t jump on a person who is just standing on the street, don’t spit at him, don’t throw mud at him, don’t beat him or provoke him in other ways. What are the chances that he will rush at you with his fists?

[Ugrumiy]

50 to 50, either rush or not)))

[Krsk]

the Poles with the Balts will soon have their eyes burst with fear ...

[Siberian]

Masochists-perverts. Spur themselves and excite themselves.

[Burmistr]

Bl ... fuckers finished

[Vovik]

Why the hell are you gay and lesbian surrendered to us?

[Karevik]

God, is there really no politician in Russia, and it would be better if it were Putin, what to say to Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia, and to other NATO countries - guys, and nobody needs you for nothing! Loudly for the whole world! In general, it’s time to put them in their place by shutting off the flow of gas and oil under the guise of an accident. Give the pig a finger, she will gnaw off her hand.

[figwam]

But do not provoke Russia ...

[Mareman Vasilich]

Seriously, they began to fuss, something and they really broke it off.

[Goravrin]

if not yet, then in the really foreseeable future the rejection of the dollar and the transition to payment for gold, and this will affect not only the p.i.d.o. In England, the pound still runs, perhaps it (the pound) relies on dollar transactions (assumption)

[maestro123]

A report has been published today in the UK stating that the North Atlantic Alliance is not ready for an attack by Russia.

So give up, what's the problem?

[T486]

let them develop instructions for using toilet paper if they’re so afraid ...

[ifox3000]

Yesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Absolutely west gone mad !!! Just the same massive Western psychosis!

[Vend]

Quote: ifox3000

Yesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Absolutely west gone mad !!! Just the same massive Western psychosis!

Exactly this is a clinic, not being treated. Who needs them to fight with them. Themselves fall apart. And they will scream that Russia has collapsed. Former post-Soviet republics thought to join the EU and a new era will begin. The era is really new, only called differently. They realized that nobody needed them, so a bargaining chip to somehow, in the opinion of a sick western head, weaken Russia. And to admit to ourselves that they bred them like suckers, oh how I do not want to. Yes, Russia used to live without these territories and nothing. We already have enough land, I don’t want to master it. Well, we will set up towers and border zones, separate from the former republics. It is possible, but I don’t want to spend money on such stupidity. Do you want to dig yourself, like Ukraine. Do not do good, do not receive evil.

[pahom54]

Some kind of nuthouse ...
It seems that all NATO with a shudder awaits the attack of Russia ...
The communes need these Poles-Balts ??? The communes need a geyropa ???
We have so many of our own and territory and opportunities - just work and develop ... We would have to sort our own problems, and then there is this bunch of bizunovy jackals ...
For a long time I knew about the "results" of the Bologna system of education, as a result of which their graduates do not know anything either in history or geography. If they believe that Russia gave them a reason to bzzzdet with its "aggression" to annex Crimea, then learn history (especially the British, who always climbed into this Crimea) - Russia simply returned its own !!!
And you all need us, just don’t meddle with us like those drunk sluts ...

[SHOCK.]

Quote: pahom54

We have so many of our own and territory and opportunities - just work and develop ...

A person who has lived in a cramped room all his life will not understand a person living in a large house. Similarly, microscopic republics do not understand huge Russia.

[izGOI]

I would not have opposed the deployment of an additional British contingent in Poland and the Baltic states if all expenses were borne by the receiving side. And some people like to shout about evil Russia, but at someone else’s expense.

[kostyan77708]

Quote: kostik1301

NATO it’s time to take on arms diapers ..... this will save them from shame ....

diapers are in their arsenal and dry closets too, since they cannot even fight without them, there was somewhere an article on this subject in

[Terminolol]

And I thought that in Ukraine, schizophrenia is booming !!! But ...

[sever.56]

http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/450/xtgn306.jpg

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Figs with them with naglosaksami (they are not correctable) ... let's laugh better)))

[A1L9E4K9S]

The cat feels whose meat is eaten, the Britons are still afraid of Russia that it can avenge all the centuries-old nastiness and meanness that Anglo-Saxons did to the Russian people.

[shishakova]

A wonderful mini report of the Military Review! Thank!

[andrei332809]

the British parliament reminded me of something aah, amersky senate

[Mountain shooter]

Tired of my paranoia. When it will be necessary, then we will come. We won’t ask you. They still did not understand that mattress covers would be at war with Russia until the last European!
Let The Red Storm be revered at night. Which Clancy wrote. From there the reason for the war is purely English. Terrorist attack at an oil refinery. And Russia rushes to Europe. Absolute insanity.
And what a grand victory for European values. In the book.

[bmv04636]

they undermine their own economies with sanctions.

[mackonya]

But to whom did Poland surrender together with the Baltic countries, what do they have, except Russophobia of course?

[MAGGNUM]

Won Kerry decided to India to suggest that sanctions against Russia should be introduced. Right now, let's see what those who recently called us our best friend will answer him! I think they will send Kerry to x .... th! And these British boobies are generally not foolish to pay attention to, in the 17-18th century I would have listened to the fact that the Anglo-Saxons stink there, but right now I just scream over their stupidity.

[Karabas]

It is necessary to re-read Dostoevsky!

[Noki51177]

They are afraid, then they sense that they are wrong. Power is in the truth! Let them clog in the closet!

[Evilcat]

I stumbled upon a survey conducted in the USA from the series "Well, stupid." We stopped people on the street and asked them general knowledge questions. Well, of course there were some tricks.
One of these: "From what side should we attack Australia?" and the map was shown. It was here that absolutely everyone fell into a stupor. No one even had a thought - Why should the States attack Australia?

[Was mammoth]

Did the British parliamentarians consider the version of the NATO attack on Russia? Was history taught too badly? Russians came to European capitals with weapons only in response. Karma, or something, they have some kind of special. Every fifty years they come to us with a "mission of liberation and democracy." They rake and again. They do not know about agricultural tools - a rake. If we had a mentality like Europeans, it’s scary to think how many European nationalities would disappear from the planet.
PS Today I will get a box with my father’s awards. I rarely get it. They asked grandchildren more than once. Previously, it somehow didn’t work out. But in passing, I don’t want to, I don’t have jewelry. Today is the time. Let the military orders be held in their hands. I think my grandchildren will grow up - the word Homeland is not an empty phrase for them.

[BOB044]

The countries of the Baltic states, and Poland with all that they want to show, I am piling the importance of Europe. And as the Baltic states were swineherds, they remained with the brains of swineherds. Who needs them to conquer them. The Poles have clearly not forgotten the Throne in Moscow since Minin and Pozharsky. And other NATO countries are also afraid, but the United States and its policy on peace will let them go. what is happening in the world.

[nik39reg]

Yes, let them put them to the Baltic states and to the psheks. The main thing is to get bigger and more detailed, more detailed! It will be more convenient for us here from Kaliningrad! Once banged and that's it! And then until the shaves fly so far!

[Babai34rus]

все только оценивают, анализируют, вводят ссанкции, и на этом все. При этом не задумываются, что они их вводят только против себя

[STALGRAD76]

Бриты мастера разных софизмов в международном праве еще со времен морских войн и открытия Америки, просто так они не загнутся, противостоять им сложно поскольку элиты и наши и других стран состоят у них на службе в виде членов всяческих орденов и тайных собраний а большая политика и большие деньги делаются именно в тайне от шума тупых сми которые кормят нас ни чего не решающей "пеной" для толпы.......

[_Alien_]

Quote: tolian

And why Belarus dragged?

Согласен приплели не в тему.Про Казахстан забыли ахинею написать.

[53-Sciborskiy]

Quote: shuhartred

Да они то все пусть обижаются. На обиженных воду возят , а еще..... ну вы поняли

Да всё так, согласен. Тут не поспоришь

[quote]

Англичане(британцы)!0!2!0!1!
Как вы живете???У вас !Ёб....оеоеое!(дальше эхо) ПРАВИТЕЛЬСТВО!Вы Живете?Да,запах вроде бы есть.

[Alexey]

Quote: 53-Sciborskiy

And in Russia they are only concerned about how to send them all to hell, so that they do not take offense.

they carry water on the offended ...

[KBPC50]

Quote: A1L9E4K9S

The cat feels whose meat is eaten, the Britons are still afraid of Russia that it can avenge all the centuries-old nastiness and meanness that Anglo-Saxons did to the Russian people.

И не только народу. Кузен Николая второго, то бишь родственник его из королевской семьи Великобритании не позвал того после отречения. Вот сущность Британской короны и разрушение России это их план, что впоследствии и подтвердила Тетчер, объявив сколько должно остаться русских, и не только русских на территории России. Нападать или не нападать? А нахрен они нам нужны?

[sv68]

я так понял что британцы очень хотят выхвотить от России ...здюлей-но стесняются нас об этом открыто попросить

[GHOST29RUS]

Afraid means respected

[53-Sciborskiy]

Quote: tolian

And why Belarus dragged?

Из песни, слов не выкинешь.

[rotmistr60]

- Have you ordered a fight?
-not
-Но мы-то уже пришли....

[tgp120252]

У страха глаза велики, да и на халяву хочется прибарахлиться(вооружиться).

[Civilian]

Anecdote:
Спрашивают у мужчины на Красной площади:
- Какова вероятность встретить здесь живого динозавра?
Man:
- Ну вероятность примерно 0,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Спрашивают у женщины тоже самое,
женщина отвечает:
- Шансов 50/50!!!
Опрашивающий:
- Как так ?????????????
Female:
- Ну, либо встречу, либо нет

[Signaller]

Quote
A report has been published today in the UK stating that the North Atlantic Alliance is not ready for an attack by Russia.
Значит пора. Для начала проверка термоядерных зарядов на Новой Земле. Не поймут-пошли дальше. Лондон-это город русских. Такие "кипиши" надо глушить в зародыше.

[Major Yurik]

Пшеки с прибалтами понятно,орут чтобы заметили и не наступили в суете,типа союзники,те кто побольше.Англия на своем плавающем унитазе,который они называют великой британией ,генетически помнят как геринг вспахивал им землю под посев большими площадями,а они визжали о коварности фашистов.Правда теперь полюбили фашиков,видать забылось.Не вопрос напомнить.А хохлам можно осведомиться у своих дедов из 1 и 2 Украинского фронта,как надо входить в ЕС.Может это лучший и более быстрый способ,чем они выбрали?

[severniy]

повеселили, плюс однако...

[Eltempo23rus]

Прибалты и поляки шизофреники.

[Tomsoer]

Мне кажется они подобным "отчетом экспертов" заливают в уши своих граждан, чтоб они не поднимали истерику. Ну или эта информация направлена к нам, чтоб мы немного расслабились. Все двояко!

[olegkrava]

Quote: tolian

And why Belarus dragged?

но мы же чукчи для вас, и шутки у нас чукотские.

[waffler]

Вообще этот остров давно нужно было затопить или уничтожить вся грязь льется от них на протяжении многих веков и ведь всегда выходили сухими из воды сколько несчастий принесла эта Англия народам нашей Земли сколько у них было колоний скольких они вогнали в рабство и все им сходило с рук сейчас перепугались что Россия качает кулак дождется получит его. Вся грязь из Лондона. Свою Темзу кое-как очистили от нечистот тысячелетних считают себя всемогущими но скоро кайф может кончится они сами того не ведают что подталкивают многие страны чтобы дали им по зубам и это случиться если не одумаются.А Америкой они управляют как дубиной куда скажут туда и пойдут.Давно зубы точат на Россию но кукиш Вам господа демократы такой номер как в1914 году у Вас не пролезет. Мы тоже кое-чему научились от Вас же самих и будем бить Вас не хуже чем Вы нас когда то.

[cosmos132]

Anecdote is old:
"Почему на Красной площади нельзя заниматься сексом?
Подсказчиков много."

[Nursultan]

Correct words!

[53-Sciborskiy]

Quote: K-50

Female solidarity