Lukashenko has threatened to send the KGB chairman to the collective farm if he does not find a telephone hooligan

President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko ordered the head of the State Security Committee to find the telephone hooligan who introduced himself as the son of Ukrainian ex-President Viktor Yanukovich to him and send him to the countryside to prepare fodder. If this does not happen, according to Lukashenko, the head of the KGB and the head of the administration will go to the collective farm. The adjutant who connected the Belarusian leader with the bully has already been punished. This channel told LifeNews.

As previously reported, the telephone bully, known in certain circles as pranker Vovan, recently played President Lukashenko. With the voice of his son Yanukovich, he asked Alexander Grigorievich to grant political asylum to the “father”, and he believed and agreed. After that, a record of a telephone conversation appeared on the Internet.

The Belarusian leader in a conversation with a joker said that he was always ready to help and accept a former colleague in his country, where his native village is located. Before the end of the conversation, Lukashenka asked Yanukovych to convey a wish to watch TV less and read the press.

Later, pranker Vova wrote VKontakte that he wanted to call the president a few days later, but he changed his mind when the audio recording hit the Internet without his knowledge. From the incident, the joker concluded that the telephone of the head of Belarus was tapped.

Comments

[Muadipus]

Old Man got into the hole.

[portoc65]

WATCH untouchable-touch is not recommended .. not everyone has a personal KGB

[Sterlya]

Quote: portoc65

WATCH untouchable-touch is not recommended .. not everyone has a personal KGB

Just something his personal KGB Burst specifically

[crazyrom]

Old Man got into the hole.

Well, he didn’t do anything wrong. We gave refuge to Yanukovych, there is nothing wrong with that.

[kare]

Lucky KGB chairman. If the chairman is sent to the collective farm, it means an increase. There is a chance to become president of Belarus

[herruvim]

10 years there’s still no chance, too tenacious

[Sterlya]

Quote: kare

Lucky KGB chairman. If the chairman is sent to the collective farm, it means an increase. There is a chance to become president of Belarus

Will watch. I started a notebook. who promised, by what time, what punishment . Yes puns are all that. usually no one does what he promised (unless of course you catch a word )

[Predator]

Yes, it’s not clear who fell, but what exactly is that! 15 years so!

[portoc65]

it would be funny if someone wouldn’t be so sad

[SVT]

Comrade? are you really !! Pranker Vova ??. then I understand your sadness

[armageddon]

Hmm ... The FSB checked the Loyalty campaign ... The check was Failed ... !!!

[Eragon]

Quote: Muadipus

Old Man got into the hole.

He didn't get anywhere. Lukashenka has already said before that, if necessary, he will consider the issue of granting Yanukovych asylum. But the one who called for exactly 5-10 years can "get". To jail or to a fool. The question is where is worse.

[Lord of the Sith]

The militias took prisoners eight soldiers of the Ukrainian special battalion "Aydar". The soldiers of the Lugansk People's Republic helped the "Aydarites" by bandaging their wounds and giving them water to drink. As a result of a fierce battle on June 18, the battalion was defeated by the militia.

The fighters of the Ukrainian special battalion "Aydar" were heading from the city of Happiness to Lugansk, but near the village of Metallist they met strong resistance from the LPR militias. The latter managed to set up an ambush and defeat the fighters of the "Aydar" special battalion.

[dr.Bo]

... and defeat the fighters of the "Aydar" special battalion ....
The clip is cruel.
Although dill already create SS !!

[JACTUS RECTUS]

Honestly, I would not have restrained, but would have kicked their brains out ...

[albi77]

For the clip, I can do a separate news event-event.

[sssss018]

Well, right, the KGB chairman will work on the collective farm, the fat from the brain will drop)))

[kirieeleyson]

So where did such a disciplined and beautiful collective farm from the Old Man come from)))

[0255]

Quote: kirieeleyson

So where did such a disciplined and beautiful collective farm from the Old Man come from)))

not all of our collective farms are as beautiful as shown on TV ...

[kirieeleyson]

Do not tell anyone, I’m doing such an advertisement here for you, and you)) I visited you, I have relatives there near Slutsk)

[Christina]

Only those where former KGB officers plow, right?

[kirieeleyson]

Everyone plows there .. we should plow like that .. We have young people traveling to cities, managers and lawyers ..

[ZSP]

So others do not show us !! op

[Alan]

In 2007, you really liked the country and the people.

[MINSK 1965]

Do not exaggerate ! Everything is not as beautiful and "disciplined" as you think. As we say, "I want to live in Belarus, which is shown on TV every day." :))))))

[portoc65]

Lukashenko handsome .. Sam lakhanulsya and the KGB puffs ..

[Aryan]

while the adjutant is for himself, for the pranker Vovan and the chairman of the KGB on the collective farm
sorry for the poor fellow
ruined his military career

[Christina]

Gg, well, Lukashenko burns! Ah, well done! Like him from me! By the way, I’ll ask you to unsubscribe later, they sent a bully to the village or not)))

[0255]

Yes, yes, we like from time to time to remove from his post some unfortunate head of any state. organs because of unclear whom

[ia-ai00]

Lukashenko has threatened to send the KGB chairman to the collective farm if he does not find a telephone hooligan

Lord, the authority of Lukashenko, in my eyes, is rapidly falling.
Firstly, he supports the Kiev junta. - from this - KNITS,
so he is also a man, without a SENSE of HUMOR,
SELF-SUFFICIENT PERSON, will not OFFEND JOK SO SOto find a joker with КГБ...

[kirieeleyson]

Quote: ia-ai00

he supports the Kiev junta

Yes, she, it’s kind of already refuted, there his words perverted greatly, that the meaning has changed. He said that he supported the law and order, and these bastards dressed themselves in a dress of lawyers and gave out to the mountain his replica in their smishki.

[portoc65]

Quote: ia-ai00

Lukashenko has threatened to send the KGB chairman to the collective farm if he does not find a telephone hooligan

Lord, the authority of Lukashenko, in my eyes, is rapidly falling.
Firstly, he supports the Kiev junta. - from this - KNITS,
so he is also a man, without a SENSE of HUMOR,
SELF-SUFFICIENT PERSON, will not OFFEND JOK SO SOto find a joker with КГБ...

Lukashenko has an inferiority complex .. He has a huge cap and a marshal’s cap, and he became president because of this .. He doesn’t understand, he’s unique, nowhere in the world is there a collective farm president who’s

[MINSK 1965]

When he dresses up in his field marshal's suit with shoulder straps invented especially for him, many people here just spit. He has a nickname here - "Tractorolissimus". :)))))

[0255]

Quote: MINSK 1965

When he dresses up in his field marshal's suit with shoulder straps invented especially for him, many people here just spit. He has a nickname here - "Tractorolissimus". :)))))

did not know this

[Lukich]

Quote: portoc65

He does not understand — he is unique — there is nowhere else in the world in the presidents — the chairman of the collective farm

But why. we had a combiner president. not this night .... remember

[2224460]

"Chevoyt" I felt very sorry for the head of the KGB, and "pranker" Vovan, Alexander does not like joking and does not understand such jokes, and the head of the KGB, in any case, is the one to the collective farm for the adjutant.

[RUSS]

Lukashenko has threatened to send the KGB chairman to the collective farm if he does not find a telephone hooligan

Well, he likes to play "tsar" and that's it! Send everyone, all the soldiers ...

[Giant thought]

Cool, Vova, hit. Let him now mentally prepare to become a collective farmer. They will find a quilted jacket with boots and will solemnly be presented with a pitchfork for cleaning manure.

[sq]

hardly a pitchfork, they will rather put the head of the farm like Sinilovskaya in the AK "Dreams", and there the manager in shoes walks around the territory and does not say that he is smeared. and a pitchfork - and a pitchfork is needed, you won't go everywhere with a tractor for harvesting.

[Anatole Klim]

Quote: Thought Giant

Cool, Vova, hit. Let him mentally prepare now to become a collective farmer

Pranker Vovan asks Russian special services for protection against Lukashenko
Recall that pranker Vovan made a telephone rally over Alexander Lukashenko. If the president of Belarus Lukashenko will pursue a Russian leader known as pranker Vovan, then he will ask the Russian special services for protection. This was told by the pranker himself. “I do not believe in these threats. I don’t really want to feed. I do not take it very seriously. If there are serious hints, then you need to contact the Russian special services for protection. ”Http://kapital-rus.ru/news/news_pranker_vovan_poprosit_rossijskie_sp
ecsluzhby_o_zaschite_ot_lukashenko /

[Lukich]

Quote: Thought Giant

Let him now mentally prepare to become a collective farmer. They will find a quilted jacket with boots and will solemnly be presented with a pitchfork for cleaning manure.

if the KGB chairman doesn’t strangle him there

[antiseledka]

It is necessary to merge father’s pranks for kissing with Bandera!

[polite people]

The army of the Southeast is growing.

[boots]

President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko has become furious over the telephone rally organized by pranker Vovan this week.

Local journalists claim that the Belarusian leader has already punished his adjutant for this, who agreed on the conversation. According to them, the head of government communications was also punished.

But this is not enough. Lukashenko also demanded to catch the pranker himself within a week and send him “to harvest feed”. Otherwise, the politician promised to send the head of the KGB and the head of the administration there, the newspaper writes.

[cerbuk6155]

Lukashenko is almost the best friend of Poroshenko. Both probably from the same village, since now they have come so close together. But I'm not talking about that. And that the telephone is indeed tapped, and by whom it is interesting.

[Roman 1977]

Lukashenko was asked:
- How many years does it take him to put Ukraine on its feet ...
- What years !!! Three days, ”he answered. I’ll shoot on the first day
all deputies are happy, and after a day all those who came to
him for the funeral ... EVERYTHING.

[portoc65]

but he's right ... a real man

[LEVIAFAN]

It's a pity Old Man, but I wonder what will happen to before. KGB I can’t find it. but a certain Yuri Vladimirovich would have found in due time. and would send to a collective farm called Siberia

[tasey]

Right The KGB of the USSR is no joke to you. I respected this man. It is a pity that he was not at the helm for long. Maybe now the USSR would be alive.

[kostya-petrov]

and the Secretary General of the Central Committee of the CPSU Leonid Brezhnev had his own special communications ???
Or did they have regular communication ???

[WIN969]

I wonder how many Belarusians dad ambassador to help New Russia?

[Anatole Klim]

Quote: WIN969

I wonder how many Belarusians dad ambassador to help New Russia?

A criminal case was opened against a volunteer girl from the DPR from Belarus at home
"A volunteer girl from Belarus, wounded near Semyonovka, Natalya Krasovskaya, told her mother had already received a call from the KGB that a case had been opened against her daughter," Russian journalist Andrei Krasnoshchekov informed on June 17 via Twitter microblogging service.
Recently, on June 12, a video message of the Belarusian Natalya Krasouskaya, who arrived in the Donetsk People’s Republic to protect Slavyansk from punishers, was published on YouTube. Krasovskaya turned to Alexander Lukashenko, indicating on which side the Belarusians actually are. A few minutes after the interview, the punitive began shelling and Krasovskaya got a shell shock.

Recall, speaking on April 22 with the annual message to the Belarusian people and the National Assembly (parliament) of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko ordered the special services to deal with those who show special attention to the "Russian issue" in Belarus. “I instruct law enforcement agencies, the KGB to immediately stop all conversations, no matter who they come from,” he said. Lukashenko also noted that he was not afraid of Russian President Vladimir Putin and the invasion of Russian troops, saying: “They scare us: tomorrow Putin will come and take over. I repeat once again: no matter where someone comes from, we will fight for our country.

And in response to some I say: if Putin comes here, then it is not known on whose side the Russians will fight. Therefore, do not frighten us with Putin, Russia, and so on. Russia has no problems here. No! There are thugs, and in Russia - especially on this wave. "

As REGNUM reported earlier, Belarusians are fighting in the ranks of the militia of the DPR and LPR - this fact is hushed up by the state mass media of Belarus. Soon after the coup d'etat in Ukraine, official Minsk recognized the Kiev junta and ceased to hide intensive contacts with its representatives.

On June 7, Alexander Lukashenko took part in the inauguration of Petro Poroshenko, saying that he supported the intention of the Ukrainian oligarch to tear Crimea away from Russia and destroy the militias protecting the DPR and LPR from punishers using aircraft, howitzer artillery, rocket launchers and phosphorus weapons.http // .ucoz.com / forum / 24-1265-1

[Lukich]

Quote: Anatol Klim

On June 7, Alexander Lukashenko took part in the inauguration of Petro Poroshenko

dad like a yanuc, trying to sit on two chairs

[Christina]

Quote: ia-ai00

Lukashenko has threatened to send the KGB chairman to the collective farm if he does not find a telephone hooligan

Lord, the authority of Lukashenko, in my eyes, is rapidly falling.
Firstly, he supports the Kiev junta. - from this - KNITS,
so he is also a man, without a SENSE of HUMOR,
SELF-SUFFICIENT PERSON, will not OFFEND JOK SO SOto find a joker with КГБ...

Well, how can I tell you. You can understand him (dad) So make fun of the whole world Here is no longer a joke, the authority suffers)))

[does it]

Here the Old Man truly anneals! It's just super!

[Karabanov]

Got on the net

[buser]

this pranker needs to tick where the thread is to the West, they will give him a medal there (maybe). And in the former Union, such jokes do not understand and do not forgive ...

[buser]

this pranker needs to tick where the thread is to the West, they will give him a medal there (maybe). And in the former Union, such jokes do not understand and do not forgive ...

[BOB044]

Old Man is fierce

[Lyton]

Quote: Christina

By the way, I’ll ask you to unsubscribe later, they sent a bully to the village or not)))

Yes, I think he is not threatened by a village, but something that is worse, Vova needs to run, and the faster the better.

[Christina]

And who is to blame? In fact, this joke is called telephone hooliganism, for which responsibility is provided. If you really wanted to joke, at least choose the target more carefully - why pull the lion's tail? He would call Obashka. I think he wouldn’t send a prankster to forage, heh

[wizarden]

And why look for him, here he is, giving out an interview:

http://lenta.ru/articles/2014/06/17/pranking/

[Neighbor]

Well, why are you mad? I have been on the fodder. We worked in the freshest air you can imagine. And fed on the now deceased collective farms of the formerly once socialist homeland for 20 cents, and as for the slaughter, I ask sorry.

[Lukich]

Quote: Neighbor

And fed on the now deceased collective farms of the formerly once socialist homeland for 20 cents, and as for the slaughter, I ask sorry.

only meat that wasn’t in the compote)

[VNP1958PVN]

I told Vova that he got excited with the Old Man! Now it’s not expensive, and he and his miracle phone!

[mackonya]

I see no reason for concern, Lukashenko at the inauguration of Petro Poroshenko said the same thing to the media camera. And in fact, a legitimate president has not been put on the international wanted list and can move freely, it will be another matter whether he is safe there.

[Reserve officer]

A very interesting way to restore order in agriculture.

[aha74]

And what, this pranker can call any president like this ??? No, guys, something is not right here. Someone is stirring up all this ...

[Neighbor from below]

Old Man is getting old. Nerves naughty in old age ...

[azbukin77]

Old Man is not sorry Pro-it’s still the one with both yours and ours I stuck to our pipe but what's the point? It is time for him to determine a clear position on dill and urgently recognize the southeast !!!!!!!!!

[msd]

+sorry only one

[rf xnumx]

Remind me the phone, too, I’ll call you. I’ll say that Stalin’s great-grandson ...

[Anchonsha]

Yes, Lukashenko began to fall into insanity more and more and to blurt out completely, even to the point that the junta did not bother him, the Crimea was correctly and at the same time not correctly taken by Russia, and that Bandera needed to seek the return of the Crimea. What is behind this or does Old Man really want to show his independence from Russia and therefore sometimes allows himself to spit in her direction, or wants to benefit from economic relations with Ukraine. If so, then goods from Ukraine (and now there can only be agricultural products, which will remain in Belarus) if an agreement on European integration is signed by the junta.

[rf xnumx]

That's who did not hear

[zhyrab]

KGB specifically burst

[MSA]

Dad dad is not childish.

[Stinger]

The sons of Lieutenant Schmidt have not yet transferred! Sometimes they come to life with the original statements of Lukashenko in Ukraine.

[Stypor23]

And I said that he will connect the KGB

[gregor6549]

And he threatened correctly. What kind of KGB is it if it is incomprehensible for anyone not only to get through to the President of the country, but also to mock him. Or should the President himself identify those who call him?

[KG_patriot_last]

As far back as 2010, Lukashenko received an American puppet, the drug lord of Afghanistan, Bakiev Kurmanbek and his English-speaking children. Since then he has been a covered card for me.

[konvalval]

Old Man punished for his position in Ukraine and the Crimea. Share.

[does it]

Ooh! this Old Man! all the Old Men, Old Man.

[PhilFilych]

And did Old Man ??? This is a big question. If you listen to the conversation completely, it turns out
that AG did not say anything new, everything is the same as publicly stated. That is, he confirmed his position, and even so that no one doubts his veracity. And, as always, in my Chinese style (the Chinese style is a compliment) I will accept Yanukovych, but let him go to the village and make fun! Did the KGB flush ??? Certainly not. From the conversation you can hear that Vovan called in the evening, and called back and connected him only in the morning. Those. during the night we checked everything and developed a cunning PR plan. Will anyone be punished ??? Well vryatli, this is again a PR move, for even greater certainty that they did not know that it was a rally.

[tokens2]

In general, Old Man is in vain angry.
After all, it is now clear that the consequences for the Russians! In New Russia are monstrous.
And this will also be seen in Belarus ... people in the media. And a stream of refugees is also possible.
So the Old Man was not framed, but only in time informed that the position on New Russia should be changed.
So ... thanks to the joker!