Some cognitive facts about Ukraine without gas

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Honestly, the materials for the article and its design were taken from the depths of the world wide web. But on my own added some comments. IMHO, in the light of events with gas supplies to Ukraine, the relevance is present.

For those who have the ability to hopping movements equated to national dignity. Horse racing on the spot allows you to burn from 170-ti to 210-kcal kcal for 15 minutes. But it is necessary to jump intensively, without being lazy. At first it may not be easy, you need to start with 3-5 minutes, bringing the duration of the exercise to 15 minutes. But trampoline jumps burn 42 for 10 minutes, jumps on the spot with an asterisk - about 10 kcal per minute.

Some cognitive facts about Ukraine without gas


However, it should be remembered that during the commission of such movements, a whole Crimea peninsula has already fallen off and a rift has occurred in the Southeast.

Further. Solid woods have a high calorific value. These include oak, hornbeam, birch.

A newly felled tree contains up to 50% moisture. Before using it as a fuel, it must be dried. Firewood can be considered suitable for burning with 15-20% moisture content.



And on sunny days you can save firewood with the help of high technology - boil kettles with parabolic mirrors ...



With all this, I want to recall one funny episode that happened at the meeting of Vladimir Putin with German businessmen. “You do not want gas, you do not develop atomic energy, and what, will you drown with wood? Behind firewood too it is necessary to go to Siberia. You see, you don’t even have firewood, ”the Russian leader joked to the loud laughter of German businessmen in November 2010 ...

Follow on. Lentils and other legumes help eliminate constipation and reduce the risk of hemorrhoids. But, in order to avoid increased gas formation and abdominal distention, they should be added to the diet gradually.



In continuation of the above. You can ask Argentina to share experiences. If you attach a gas collector to everyone and oblige them to eat legumes, then ...


Another fact. One of the biggest and most massive tires in stories are the Bridgestone 59 / 80 R63 V-Steel and Michelin 59 / 80 R63 XDR. Bridgestone tires are 4 m high, about one and a half meters wide, and their weight reaches five tons. These monsters are designed for mining 400-ton dump trucks. Titan introduced the world's largest 59 / 80R63 tires. The height of each is about 4,3 m.



Further. The camel possesses the warmest hair in existing animals. The best indicator for keeping warm camel hair is due to the presence of a special wax produced by the animal's body - lanolin, as well as due to the structure of the hair. This wool makes wonderful sweaters and quilted jackets.



But it should be remembered that some breeds of camels are distinguished by quite noticeable aggressiveness and unsociable temper.


We continue. One of the most popular types of fuel in the steppe peoples is manure from sheep manure. During the stay of the sheep in the pens, the manure is not harvested, but is rammed by the animals themselves, turning into a homogeneous and solid mass. Over time, this mass increases in height.



Manure is cut in small squares, approximately up to 30x30, see. Such dung as fuel is similar to coal, therefore it is an ideal fuel at home. Among the disadvantages of dung are the most common large amounts of ash after combustion and unpleasant smell.

Well, finally, the last fact. On average, burning one kilogram of coal results in the release of three kilograms of carbon dioxide and allows you to get 23-27 MJ of energy. Coal use increases during periods of high prices for oil, gas and other energy sources.



That's all I wanted to say! And what other informative facts on this topic can you give?
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  1. +68
    18 June 2014 09: 20
    original article. plus definitely. in the morning had fun
    1. +33
      18 June 2014 09: 50
      Quote: awg75
      original article. plus definitely. in the morning had fun


      Read psaki will be even more fun

      “You know that natural gas comes from Western Europe, through Ukraine, to Russia.
      1. +19
        18 June 2014 11: 52
        hi
        Always find what is happening to who needs THIS ...
        In my opinion, FIRST of all, this is necessary for the pi_ndos - provoking and forcing Gazprom to transfer Nenka to prepayment for gas - with the head of an honest Jewish boy Yaytsenyuk, they voiced their GOAL - to increase the price of gas transit through the pipes by Independent.
        In this way, bringing the total supply price of Russian gas to gay_European consumers closer to the price of gas from Pi_ndostan...
        Questions?
        1. +11
          18 June 2014 13: 19
          Quote: Apologet.Ru
          Thus, bringing the total price of Russian gas supply to gay-European consumers closer to the price of gas from Pi_ndostan ...
          Questions?


          If you manage to launch South Stream, that’s the best answer. Yes, and the north is so far half loaded. And in what foreseeable future can users supply liquefied gas? And the EU needs it here and now ...
          1. +4
            19 June 2014 06: 32
            I somehow did not understand what the four-meter tires are tied to. Burn them or what?
            1. Artem1967
              +5
              19 June 2014 16: 59
              That's right. On the new Maidan.
              1. +5
                19 June 2014 19: 25
                Healthy humor for an unhealthy situation.
                To the author - plus!
              2. cutsolia
                0
                20 June 2014 19: 51
                They themselves will soon come in handy, so let them collect it. It is not for nothing that behind a large puddle they are building a semblance of concentration camps and producing plastic coffins for several deceased.
            2. 0
              19 June 2014 19: 43
              Yes, it’s possible to make a good Maidan, it’s better in Washington or Brussels !!!!!)))
        2. +4
          18 June 2014 13: 52
          Quote: Apologet.Ru
          PURPOSE - to significantly increase gas transit prices through Independent Pipes.

          It is not so easy to do. Like I wanted and raised. According to the contract, they must notify Gazprom in 3 months, justifying this step. In case of disagreement, the GP has the right to file in the arb. court. And this is red tape again.
          These are all populist statements. Like, look how cool we are.
          1. +4
            18 June 2014 14: 22
            hi
            Moreover, Gazprom WARNS: Accidents on Ukrainian gas pipelines will continue ... recourse

            Accidents of the gas transmission system of Ukraine will continue, as not enough money is invested in its repair. So commented on the explosion the day before on the Urengoy-Pomary-Uzhgorod gas pipeline in Ukraine, Vitaly Markelov and Alexander Medvedev, Gazprom’s deputy chairman of the board, at a joint press conference.
            Original article: http://russian.rt.com/article/37025#ixzz34z7w18WJ
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      3. GRANATE-19
        +7
        18 June 2014 11: 57
        Quote: Vadivak
        Quote: awg75
        original article. plus definitely. in the morning had fun


        Read psaki will be even more fun

        “You know that natural gas comes from Western Europe, through Ukraine, to Russia.

        I know one thing - that coal is on DONBAS!
        And DONBAS SHOULD STILL TRY TO CONQUER!
        And AFTER THIS IS SUCCESSFUL, IT IS NECESSARY TO STAY BEFORE THE RUSSIAN ARMY AND IN GENERAL IT IS NECESSARY TO WORK IN THE FORCE!
        SO THAT OPTIONS 0, PAY UKRAINE !!!

        Sincerely, I express my humble opinion.
        1. +4
          18 June 2014 12: 43
          The problem is that the money to pay them mainly the Southeast earned! And if there isn’t him, the Southeast, then there is no money either like coal. Dead end. And the geyropa understands this. So we are waiting for the first snow, and there is another maidan!
        2. +8
          18 June 2014 13: 03
          Quote: GRANATE-19
          I know one thing - that coal is on DONBAS!

          I was kicking on a copper with maidanut on one of the well-known resources. So he proved to me with foam at the mouth, or keyboard, that they don’t even need coal ... I don’t need to. they’ll start to do, called me a zombie padded jacket and stepped back .. request
          1. +5
            18 June 2014 14: 52
            lewerlin53rus
            hi
            All of them would be so ... self-removed ... :)))
            True, it is not long to wait - by the spring they will die out, like mammoths ... and rare survivors will eat the meat of "snowdrops", crawling through the fields covered with melting snow, on which there are no human footprints ... and occasionally jumping convulsively when meeting themselves similar - identification "friend or foe" - they say I am nizz ... fellow
          2. holderrr
            +2
            19 June 2014 17: 14
            There is a new diagnosis in psychiatry - "Ukraine of the brain".
        3. +2
          18 June 2014 13: 55
          Quote: GRANATE-19
          And DONBAS SHOULD STILL TRY TO CONQUER!

          Unfortunately, if we continue to protect Donbas only we are here, then they will conquer. am
        4. Kisel
          0
          20 June 2014 09: 10
          The coal industry of Ukraine is represented mainly by enterprises of the Donetsk, Lviv-Volyn coal and Dnieper brown coal basin. The main base of Ukrainian coal remains Donbass. Coal is mined in the Donetsk region.
          (- Crimea tongue )
      4. +1
        20 June 2014 11: 13
        It is high time for Europeans to stop this disgrace and block the damper on their part. To spite Russia. Do not give a single gram of gas to Russian aggressors!)))
      5. 0
        20 June 2014 19: 09
        And coal is mined in the west of Ukraine. In the Donbass it is not. good
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    3. +9
      18 June 2014 09: 54
      Quote: awg75
      original article. plus definitely. in the morning had fun

      The author is gloating, let's think without emotions and say. Who will suffer in the first place, yes, a people as simple as two pennies, who have nothing left, and he is alike, poor everywhere, easy to deceive, patient. And what will they be told? Yes, Russia is to blame for everything, but in addition we pay, but they don’t deliver bad ones. Did you think that the representatives are happy and the new president will use dung and firewood? Farce! They live like kings and they are deeply at all .... not only to people, but also to the country. Well, there will be no gas, so what’s the matter with them, they all probably have families for a long time negative
      1. +37
        18 June 2014 10: 08
        Actually, these ordinary people are now shelling the cities of Novorossiya from Grad, and their mothers buy them body armor. And all these ordinary people enthusiastically rode on the Maidan, overthrowing the power that existed at that time. And if this common people themselves did not throw "Molotov cocktails" at the Berkut, then they strongly supported those who did. Coming out to the Maidan to overthrow the power, the common people chose their own path.
        1. +2
          18 June 2014 10: 31
          Quote: thrower
          Actually, these ordinary people are now shelling the cities of Novorossiya from Grad, and their mothers buy them body armor. And all these ordinary people enthusiastically rode on the Maidan, overthrowing the power that existed at that time. And if this common people themselves did not throw "Molotov cocktails" at the Berkut, then they strongly supported those who did. Coming out to the Maidan to overthrow the power, the common people chose their own path.

          Do you think that those who went to the Maidan all the people of Ukraine? Juvenile spoiled resembling monkeys with pomegranates. And at the expense of going to the city, so who knows, remember one said, give me all the media nothing more and do not? The explanation is simple. People are afraid of them, but in their hearts they are still with Russia, and they all know perfectly well that without it there is no future. Let’s tear ourselves away from politics and at the everyday level we ask ourselves a question: today, young people don’t obey their parents, imagine that children have taken this or that way and which mother and father will stop loving their child? + if they lose them, who will love the one who took them? They are between 2 fires, the junta’s will not go to the army, they can go to kill, or they may not kill. So choose from 2 evils. Yes, there may be those who at one time struggled with this, the military who fought for a single country, but there are very few of them. They can refuse even such children. BUT...
          1. +8
            18 June 2014 10: 44
            Do you think that those who went to the Maidan all the people of Ukraine?


            Firstly, the Maidan was not only in Kiev, the western regions were the first to start the Maidan.

            And at the expense of going to the city, so who knows, remember one said, give me all the media nothing more and do not?


            Secondly, Grad’s rockets fly into civilians, so the emotional experiences of the one who launched these rockets are no longer interesting.

            They are between the 2x fires, the junta’s will not go to the army, they can go, or they may not kill. So choose from 2x evil.


            There is always a third way out - "voting with their feet" - let the men flee to Moldova, Belarus, Poland, etc.
            1. +6
              18 June 2014 20: 26
              The thrower is right, deserved! But the zombie boy hasn’t said yet: "Everything is lost! We panic and run away! Now they repeat over TV: we don’t pay, because the price is unfair, here!"
              On the agenda - I ignored the first one, my friend already wiped the third ass! There are a lot of them in the west :) And who, indeed, is already at the wages in Poland and beyond.
              What makes me sad is that I'm in the same boat with these "jumping zombies", and winter is just around the corner ....
          2. +3
            18 June 2014 11: 00
            Well, yes! as in a joke: ... but if the devil eats, then there is only one way out!
            1. +1
              20 June 2014 07: 24
              Quote: Viktor Demchenko
              then there is only one way out!

              hi
              Even if you were eaten, you have TWO exits feel
          3. +13
            18 June 2014 11: 21
            Quote: INTER
            Do you think that those who went to the Maidan all the people of Ukraine? Juvenile spoiled resembling monkeys with pomegranates.

            Now the people of Ukraine have an excellent reason to prove that it was not him on the Maidan.
            By the way, I don't dispute this, they stupidly watched this Sabbath on TV at home. As for the frostbitten juveniles, Matt Groening said well: "If you don't want your son to grow up as Bart Simpson, you don't have to be Homer Simpson."
            1. GRANATE-19
              +3
              18 June 2014 19: 42
              Quote: GRAY
              And about the frostbitten juveniles, Matt Groening said well: "If you don't want your son to grow up as Bart Simpson, you don't have to be Homer Simpson."

              The example is certainly not important, but it explains everything to everyone!
              Even to morons will reach!
              hover over image
              I TELL YOU, DO NOT GO TO THE MAIDAN!

              Sincerely, I express my humble opinion.
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          4. +9
            18 June 2014 11: 22
            .... Take a trip to Slavyansk, Kramatorsk, etc., and ask the locals what they think of such a "people" in Ukraine ....
          5. +1
            18 June 2014 11: 42
            Quote: INTER
            So choose from 2x evil

            Comrade INTER, answer honestly - do you live in Ukraine? If yes, then "what is the question" ...
      2. Kipish
        +12
        18 June 2014 10: 11
        The people agree, but isn't this people in the western and central ukraine shouting "Muscovites for knives"
        1. +15
          18 June 2014 12: 34
          Not everyone screams, but there are really a lot of maidans. Yesterday I talked with my neighbors about the European prices for a communal apartment with Ukrainian salaries, the conclusion is this: let it be bad, but we can stand it. Well, I’m saying that we haven’t tried this shit yet. We quickly glue the flippers without gas and export to Russia, but to recover the psyche, a medicine in the form of a tough crisis is simply necessary.
      3. +7
        18 June 2014 10: 13
        Quote: INTER
        And what will they be told? Yes, Russia is to blame for everything, but in addition we pay, but they don’t deliver bad ones
        And so they repeat it to us like a mantra!
        By the way - I already have gas in half with the air! wassat
        But .... I'm crying for the real one! laughing

        One more! Interestingly, Ukraine provides itself with electricity or not? And then ..... How, for example, about a fuel rod to nuclear power plants? tongue
        1. 0
          18 June 2014 12: 35
          We also export a lot.
      4. veleonar
        +3
        18 June 2014 10: 27
        The government does not hurt the head of ordinary people, even if they understand this.
      5. +12
        18 June 2014 11: 09
        Ukrainians may feel sorry, but not all
        sorry for the elderly, sorry for the children who were left without a future
        but do not feel sorry for the "great ukrov" with their nationalism, who invented a false history for themselves, believed in it themselves and brought up a generation of 2-year-old scumbags who burned people in Odessa, who smashed our embassy like a flock of baboons who fire mortars at their peaceful fellow citizens and our journalists.
        honestly, I’m not sorry.
        Yes, there is zombie from the Ukrainian media. but when you read the posts of citizens that are independent, your hair stands on end.
        this is a whole country of schizophrenics who lives in a fictional reality!
        there is generally no critical perception of reality.
        I believe that such a depth of schizophrenic anti-Russianness is based on the predisposition of the independent blaming the Russians for everything.
        who ate all the bacon? !
        Who doesn’t want to give gas for free? !
        who occupied Crimea? !
        Who is bombing the Donbass from Grad? !
        because of whom the economy will collapse before winter? because of her!
        at the same time, the idea is not even allowed that the Crimeans themselves could want to leave the "great ukrov", that the DPR and LPR themselves want to leave, that gas still needs to be paid, who breaks military-technical cooperation with the Russian Federation on the part of Ukraine will finish off Ukraine even faster , but Ukraine itself will be to blame for this, no thought arises. will still be to blame.
        summary:
        1. it is necessary behind the scenes to help the LPR and DPR to survive until winter.
        2. not to be fooled by provocations and not to send troops, so that the collapse of an independent economy could not be completely attributed to Russia.
        3. to give assistance to the insurrection workers of the closed defense enterprises of the Southern Military University.
        4. to help ensure the safety of referenda in other regions of the SEI, and to create a full-fledged package of new Russia, to recognize it.
        5. in a bankrupt, unreleased prompt to the Westerners who were left without dough that their happiness is in their historical homeland and to hold a referendum on the reunification of Galicia and Volhynia with Poland and Hungary.
        6. in the Central Administration left without zapadentsev it will become calmer, but poor. a little bit of a clash, they will re-elect the new government and will come to the EAEU themselves.
        7. so in stages it will be possible to disassemble this geopolitical Frankenstenia for parts, and everyone will feel better after that.
        1. +3
          18 June 2014 11: 44
          2. not to be fooled by provocations and not to send troops, so that the collapse of an independent economy could not be completely attributed to Russia.


          The point here is not at all the economy, as soon as the Russian army appears within Ukraine (even Russia has not yet recognized Novorossia), NATO bases will immediately appear there, and these will be NATO troops from Afghanistan.
          This is my personal opinion, I may be mistaken, maybe it is you who are right here.
          1. 0
            20 June 2014 22: 41
            Quote: thrower
            2. not to be fooled by provocations and not to send troops, so that the collapse of an independent economy could not be completely attributed to Russia.


            The point here is not at all the economy, as soon as the Russian army appears within Ukraine (even Russia has not yet recognized Novorossia), NATO bases will immediately appear there, and these will be NATO troops from Afghanistan.
            This is my personal opinion, I may be mistaken, maybe it is you who are right here.

            Moreover, if only the Russian army crosses the border with Ukraine, this will be a powerful impetus for the consolidation of the Ukrainian rabble (and what else to call them pseudo-anomy, where there is confusion and reeling?) With the right-wingers. Then they won’t look whether they paid them or not, but they began to fight not for fear but for conscience.
            The Crimean version will definitely fail to play, more time is lost.
        2. 0
          19 June 2014 07: 34
          Yes, neither Poland nor Hungary will take Galicia - they have their own ... ballast to go nowhere.
        3. 0
          20 June 2014 16: 38
          zombie by the Ukrainian media. but when you read the posts of citizens that are independent, your hair stands on end.
          this is a whole country of schizophrenics who lives in a fictional reality!
          there is generally no critical perception of reality.

          and Nitsche in Germany 45 quickly recovered, lining up in field kitchens
      6. pvn53
        +8
        18 June 2014 11: 46
        The mother of one of the representatives of the common people sadly told the camera that her son, a soldier of the Ukrainian army, who is now fighting in the southeast, was not written that he was a participant in the hostilities, and now he will have to pay for the housing and communal services in full.
        What is it like?? The son should fight for the people, and not against him, receiving discounts on housing and communal services. And there they, soldiers, are already tens of thousands, and they are shooting at their own people not from slingshots.
      7. pvn53
        +1
        18 June 2014 11: 46
        The mother of one of the representatives of the common people sadly told the camera that her son, a soldier of the Ukrainian army, who is now fighting in the southeast, was not written that he was a participant in the hostilities, and now he will have to pay for the housing and communal services in full.
        What is it like?? The son should fight for the people, and not against him, receiving discounts on housing and communal services. And there they, soldiers, are already tens of thousands, and they are shooting at their own people not from slingshots.
      8. +7
        18 June 2014 12: 06
        Quote: INTER
        The author is gloating, let's think without emotions and say. Who will suffer in the first place, yes, a people as simple as two pennies, who have nothing left, and he is alike, poor everywhere, easy to deceive, patient.

        You speak correctly about the suffering of the people in the first place. It was everywhere and always that the ordinary hard worker begins to suffer first.
        So this is both trouble and insight for the people themselves, who sooner or later find out and understand who is who and who is to blame. The point is that until a person experiences something on his own skin, he will not learn anything and understand nothing (this is a process of knowing the world). And therefore, in order to realize and understand it is necessary to go through "Fire, water and copper pipes". And having passed them with hardships and great difficulties, the people will finally say themselves in which direction to go and where to move, and until the path is passed, the disease is incurable, and deception is accepted, and the conscience is silent, and the mind sleeps.
        Lack of gas means less heat in the houses, less electricity, an idle gas stove in the apartment and a lack of energy for the industry that will suffer. In addition, a rise in gas prices will affect the entire social sphere and production costs, and like a snowball, an increase in other prices and then inflation and so on, and this will lead to the population becoming millionaires soon from inflation and the dream of all Ukrainians to become millionaires come true. For that they probably jumped.
        1. +2
          18 June 2014 13: 00
          Thank you, but I was already a millionaire in the 90s laughing . I had a salary of 29750000 million carbovans and it was enough for two weeks in a mode, to put it mildly, economical.
      9. +15
        18 June 2014 12: 30
        Quote: INTER
        And what will they be told? Yes, Russia is to blame for everything, but in addition we pay, but they don’t deliver bad ones.


        Everything will be that way. Talked on the phone with a friend in Ukraine, Zhytomyr. He told a joke:
        There are two troubles in Russia: fools and roads.
        There are three troubles in Ukraine: fools, roads and Russia.
        That’s what they already think there.
        Another fact. My wife’s aunt has long registered a childhood friend. She worked near Arkhangelsk, retired and left for Ukraine. She's over seventy. I registered with my wife’s aunt, issued a Russian pension, she herself is a Russian citizen, but actually lives in Ukraine, in a village in the Chernihiv region. Now she comes for retirement two or three times a year. I arrived three days ago. She has the following views:
        They shot the students on the Maidan: Putin is to blame, the whole Berkut should be tried.
        They burned people in Odessa - Yanukovych’s people staged a provocation, Ukrainians only defended themselves, Yanukovych and Putin were to blame.
        Nobody bombed people in Donbass, nobody shoots at them, nobody is killed. All filming of Russian TV was made in Chechnya, Dagestan, Ingushetia, Syria, Serbia, Kosovo - and mounted. But separatists and terrorists must all be rooted to the root. Thousands of Chechens and Russian mercenaries, as well as saboteurs, are fighting against Ukraine.
        She watched our TV for three days - her views changed: she no longer knows what to believe, but still clings to her "Svidomo".
        Another minor fact. The border of the Bryansk region with Ukraine. Customs officers on both sides have known each other for many years, some twenty at a time. They live in neighboring settlements, even visiting each other. Ukrainians went and go to us for gasoline, ours go there for vodka (after March, ours don’t go). Ukrainians call on us, as usual, for gasoline. They come back, one of ours asks his friend: how are you doing? Answer: yes, what’s the matter, you’re all in luck with your Putin! Answer: well, if we are, why did you come to us? Further work according to all the rules.
        Another fact. A wife's acquaintance married an Italian. All immigrants from the USSR in a small town are considered Italians Russian and know each other. But there are almost no Russians there: Moldovans, Ukrainians, Belarusians. A Western Ukrainian turns to her friend’s wife with a request to help arrange some work documents: the Ukrainian does not know Italian. She herself speaks a friend in Ukrainian. She asks, but you can speak Russian, I don’t understand you well. The answer, of course, I can, but I disdain to speak on your filthy mov. My wife’s friend, of course, sent her.
        How can all this be eliminated in the brains of people who, even for their own benefit, cannot restrain hatred!
      10. +8
        18 June 2014 13: 51
        Quote: INTER
        Yes, Russia is to blame for everything

        but look at that
        1. 0
          20 June 2014 00: 35
          open day at yellow houses :))) well, or a day of graduates from there :))
    4. +26
      18 June 2014 10: 13
      One of the scenarios
      laughing Psaka burn !!!
    5. +1
      18 June 2014 10: 36
      The first photo is generally burning smile
    6. +4
      18 June 2014 11: 16
      And what do you think ..
      Gazprom asks the government to increase tariffs in 2015 by 9-10%
      MOSCOW, June 18. PRIME. Gazprom Chairman Viktor Zubkov wrote to Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev with a proposal to increase gas concern tariffs in 2015 by 3-4% higher than inflation. This was reported today by the newspaper "Vedomosti" with reference to two federal officials familiar with the document.
      No desire to say anything about this?
      1. +2
        18 June 2014 12: 32
        Quote: max702
        Gazprom "asks the government to increase tariffs in 2015 by 9-10%

        The natural increase in energy prices is 15%. 9-10 is quite normal.
      2. +4
        18 June 2014 12: 39
        Quote: max702
        Gazprom Chairman Viktor Zubkov wrote to Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev with a proposal to increase gas concern tariffs in 2015 by 3-4% higher than inflation. This was reported today by the newspaper "Vedomosti" with reference to two federal officials familiar with the document.

        In 2014, Putin instructed not to raise tariffs, so they want to recoup in 2015. We now have gas prices for the population higher than in the USA - there are somewhere around 10 cents per cubic meter, and here we have 4,2-5,5 rubles per cubic meter. In general, in a good way, at least a couple of years you can’t raise gas tariffs for Russian consumers, do not look back at foreign advisers and the WTO. This will allow the population to slightly improve the situation, and industry will increase competitiveness.
        A word for Putin.
      3. 0
        18 June 2014 13: 00
        Why so? Apparently they want to compensate Ukraine’s debts for gas.
        Nobody is surprised at this. If they promise to make social norms for electricity consumption, a new tax on the passport of the apartment (5% of the market value). new taxes on the living space itself, then apparently the next step will be the introduction of an air tax.

        write: and then everything will be fine again ...
    7. +2
      18 June 2014 11: 18
      Quote: awg75
      original article. plus definitely. in the morning had fun
      ...
      ... On the censor article .... Let them have fun .... wassat
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    10. +2
      18 June 2014 14: 29
      Quote: awg75
      If everyone attach a gas collector and oblige them to eat legumes, then ...

      He smiled, just imagined galloping dill with gas collectors on his back fellow .
    11. -1
      18 June 2014 16: 35
      Quote: awg75
      original article. plus definitely. in the morning had fun

      here I have a mother-in-law on a skirt pissed in Optina pustan in the toilet, this is ridiculous. And the article, so on the C grade with a minus.
    12. +1
      18 June 2014 21: 38
      You can see ukrov's desire for excellence ...
    13. Nadin blazhe
      0
      19 June 2014 21: 44
      So what is original in it? The fact that stupid people gathered in power in Kiev is beyond doubt. And what is written in the article is not far-fetched humor.
  2. Antokha
    0
    18 June 2014 09: 20
    This is Dill Tips
  3. +44
    18 June 2014 09: 21
    Yesterday I found a demotivator on the network on the topic. He was laughing for five minutes.
    1. +7
      18 June 2014 09: 41
      Quote: a52333
      Yesterday I found a demotivator on the network on the topic. He was laughing for five minutes.

      Yes, the kid will go far laughing
    2. waisson
      +13
      18 June 2014 11: 36
      --------------- laughing
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      2. +4
        18 June 2014 12: 58
        let them take an example from their idols
        burn books
      3. +2
        19 June 2014 01: 00
        And smart speech ....
  4. Serega13
    +6
    18 June 2014 09: 26
    Now there are rulers laughing
  5. +6
    18 June 2014 09: 30
    from the Don.
    Give bioenergy in every home toilet!
    1. +6
      18 June 2014 09: 35
      Laugh laugh as well
      The first biogas station in Russia capable of operating on an industrial scale is the Belgorod station “Luchki”. It is intended for the industrial processing of waste from the agro-industrial complex with the further production of electric and thermal energy directed to the needs of the region.
  6. Dbnfkmtdbx
    +5
    18 June 2014 09: 30
    The first photo, well, finally I realized what it means who doesn’t ride that one, well, it’s great they get it, I suggest they jump like this until December and then no one will jump fool
    1. Alex 241
      +36
      18 June 2014 09: 34
      The old fashioned way !!!!!!!
      1. +7
        18 June 2014 10: 18
        He put the hose in the wrong place.
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    2. +5
      18 June 2014 09: 42
      I don’t want to say anything bad about Ukrainians .. but it doesn’t work out either! The article is so-so, but definitely amused .. although the oligarchs will be all according to ..yu, and ordinary people will suffer, something like that ..
  7. +1
    18 June 2014 09: 32
    And in Germany, methane is collected and used in industry at sewage treatment plants in sewage tanks, they say it is environmentally friendly !!!)))
    1. 0
      18 June 2014 09: 36
      Quote: papont64
      And in Germany, methane is collected and used in industry at sewage treatment plants in sewage tanks, they say it is environmentally friendly !!!)))

      Well, there is still something to take loans from the IMF under innovation
    2. +4
      18 June 2014 10: 00
      Quote: papont64
      And in Germany, methane is collected and used in industry at sewage treatment plants in sewage tanks, they say it is environmentally friendly !!!)))


      And we do not trifle laughing throughout Siberia, towers stand and torches burn, burning associated gas.
      1. +8
        18 June 2014 10: 10
        Do you know that associated gas, in most cases, is suitable only for burning? And no more.
        1. +10
          18 June 2014 10: 25
          Quote: Wend
          Do you know that associated gas, in most cases, is suitable only for burning? And no more.


          Associated Petroleum Gas, or APG, is a gas dissolved in oil. Associated petroleum gas is extracted during oil production, that is, it, in fact, is a by-product. But APG itself is a valuable raw material for further processing.

          Associated petroleum gas is a high-calorie and environmentally friendly fuel. Given the high energy intensity of oil production, there is a worldwide practice of using it to generate electricity for industrial needs.

          Associated petroleum gas (APG) can be processed to produce dry gas supplied to the system of pipelines, gas gasoline, a wide fraction of light hydrocarbons (BFLH) and liquefied natural gas. ShFLU is a raw material for the production of a whole range of petrochemical products; rubbers, plastics, components of high-octane gasolines, etc.

          And here it has been burning for decades throughout Russia lighting and heating the taiga laughing "Russia cannot be understood with the mind, cannot be measured with a common yardstick"
          1. +4
            18 June 2014 12: 21
            Well done, they probably wrote off everything from Wikipedia. Economically, it is often not profitable to process associated gas. It has such an explosive mixture of gases that you can move. And the technology is not good enough for this. And also most of the oil fields are not located in cities, but as you put it in the taiga. It is not economically viable; there is still the difficulty of separating gas and oil. I am not an expert, but I worked for several years in Yamal. There are many experts in this matter.
            1. +2
              18 June 2014 12: 48
              Basically, there are three questions: 1. The need to build a gas pipeline as well, and the volumes are small
              2. The collection requires additional equipment.
              3. The chemical composition - you really need to clean it, but still add an odorant, since the gas itself almost does not smell, and gas leaks without an odorant are very dangerous, especially of heavy fractions (propane, butane, and so on) - accumulate in lowlands, life-threatening .
          2. ivan.kormoran
            +1
            18 June 2014 13: 10
            The correct technical and technological judgment,
            But now the law is BEATING for burning.
            Yes, and the oil industry was clueless - remove the gas cap until you raise 15% of the oil.
            Sincerely.
          3. +2
            18 June 2014 13: 49
            If you have a mind and be able to use it, then you can understand everything.

            They burn gas mainly in the north, where there are simply no consumers. Arctic foxes and deer do not need it. A potential consumer is the south of Siberia, at best the center of the same Siberia. The pressure of this gas is insignificant, the volumes are crumbs, and for the transfer it needs a parallel pipeline infrastructure (thousands and thousands of kilometers), compressor stations, tens of thousands of people (in the North!) And billions, billions, not rubles, but dollars. So, boiler houses in conditional Tomsk or Omsk are better to be drowned immediately with these dollars. Surely cheaper and less trouble.

            By the way, this gas is not only towed by us. In Alaska, northern Canada, on oil platforms - for the same reasons.

            And in the central regions (Tatarstan, Volga region, Orenburg) use. There are close consumers. Within a few tens of kilometers.

            Quoting the authors of the XNUMXth century, in my opinion, should be more careful. Most of them had no idea about real Russia, industry or economy. They were "liberals", and they provided their creativity with the trade of serfs. Russian people, by the way. And due to their arrogant ignorance, not only Russia, but in general could not understand anything. request
        2. ivan.kormoran
          +1
          18 June 2014 13: 08
          Wrong judgment!
          Associated petroleum gas is a valuable raw material and fuel. Gather, clean, fraction IIIII sell at least am to China, they grab it like that. also good raw materials for the chemical industry, etc.
          Sincerely.
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      3. +1
        18 June 2014 10: 20
        Quote: Athenogen
        And we do not trifle throughout Siberia, there are towers and torches burning, burning associated gas.
        What do you mean by that? Look - it is widely available - there is a torch on any drilling platform, well in the world. Why so - I'm not an expert. But you need to speak: "here in Siberia .." Dear, in Russian this is called "outlandishness."
        1. +2
          18 June 2014 12: 24
          I am not an expert either, so I will try to explain as best I can. As my good friend explained to me, who worked in the field of oil production at PA "Belorusneft", associated gas is removed and filtered (or filtered and removed), and unproductive and slag fractions are burned in a flare.
          Something like this.
      4. ivan.kormoran
        +1
        18 June 2014 13: 05
        You are wrong, comrade, there is a law, and they brutally punish for this disgrace not only the ruble, but they also fly out of their posts, with the exception of Rosneft for now.
        And with Independent pro-Western Ukropina, just do:
        1. close the gas on the basis of the fact that military operations are ongoing.
        2. close the North Pok on the grounds of conducting NATO-controlled exercises in the Baltic (they will destroy the gas pipeline). What can lead to an environmental disaster and OOOOOO the worst thing is the disappearance of the main * andons of the Baltic states.
        3. We care only about the good of EUROPEAN, HA HA HA.
        1. 0
          18 June 2014 15: 16
          That's right, but the fines compared to the penny’s profit. And investments in the GPP hit the oil pocket heavily. And often it makes no sense to put the GPP. When the field runs out, the towers, beams will be moved to a new one, but the GPP will not be transported. And so there are ghosts all over the north of the city. To invest in order to abandon equipment and workshops?
      5. Matȟo Wanaȟtake
        0
        19 June 2014 15: 36
        The technology has not yet been invented by anyone to completely get rid of torches (burning gas condensate with various harmful impurities) in the preparation of marketable oil. In the Middle East, too, a torch burns.
  8. +2
    18 June 2014 09: 34
    In light of the situation in the Donbas, and with coal, they will have interruptions.
    1. +4
      18 June 2014 09: 42
      Yes, they will have problems with everything, and they already have it.
  9. +6
    18 June 2014 09: 38
    Their brains are turned off, whoever has it, who hasn't, then you don’t need to turn it off. Overseas godfather what he orders, they will. Everything, no intelligence, Ukraine has turned into a herd of stupid sheep.
  10. +16
    18 June 2014 09: 39
    By the way, about dunks: I met them in my barefoot childhood, in the early 60s, when I was forced to graze domestic cows and sheep (it’s no secret that at that time our people lived rather poorly and without livestock in rural Russian It was impossible to live in the outback, so I had to graze it one by one.) So, on cloudy, cool days it was good to sit around a fire made of dry cow cakes, essentially the same dung. It burns quite hot, gives little smoke and a lot of heat. Until recently, dung (a mixture of cow manure and straw) was common and even the only household fuel in rural, steppe regions of Russia and Ukraine. At present, it is already impossible to apply it, since the Russian and Ukrainian villages have been virtually destroyed by the efforts of our home-grown democrats, to please Western agricultural corporations. That is, there is no main component of dung-cow dung, so there is only one straw left, and what the famous Ukrainian politician Yushchenko urged to drown with straw. Probably this is the only thing left for the Ukrainians who will survive the civil war unleashed by the Bandera fascists.
    1. 0
      19 June 2014 16: 02
      I remember as a child a child was taken to his grandmother in a village and saw how a neighbor's grandmother walked along a village road and collected cakes from cows.
  11. +2
    18 June 2014 09: 42
    All the suggested tips are very relevant for banderlog! Especially gallop, which they have no equal! And they still really need firewood, for coffins !!!!!
  12. +1
    18 June 2014 09: 46
    If about the origin of jumping in an independent, then this is here:

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=qVzvY2h_bQ8
  13. +3
    18 June 2014 09: 46
    Russia has the most developed and continuing to develop nuclear energy. In Germany, after 8 years, nuclear plants should stop functioning. The green party succeeded after Fukushima. We will continue to act!
    1. +4
      18 June 2014 09: 57
      Quote: DMB3000
      In Germany, after 8 years, nuclear plants should stop working

      Nevertheless, both Germany and France each have 15 nuclear power plants, how many power units I find it difficult to say offhand, and they sell electricity to practically all of Europe at exorbitant prices, in every possible way slowing down the development of energy in the subordinate countries and are not in a hurry to take their gas stations out of operation, but Bulgaria is in no hurry to build a new one The petrol station was not allowed and is being closed in Kozloduy. Sly "politics"!
  14. +6
    18 June 2014 09: 50
    For gas for Ukraine - all this makes sense only if you want to build a STATE. But the junta has no such desire in Kiev. Accordingly, they do not need gas. For the population, it has its own production, and gas is needed for production only if there is production itself, which will no longer be. Everything. Point. From Ukraine they make the country of gastrobayters. After all, someone has to work at enterprises in Germany and France, they are hungry for personnel, they want to raise their retirement age to 75 years. And then a bunch of young, healthy, white, working for a penny.
    But what must be done is the visa regime with Ukraine, and recognize New Russia as soon as they begin to form at least some kind of state. And then suddenly it turned out that the prosecutor’s office in Donetsk or Lugansk just yesterday was taken.
    1. koshh
      +1
      18 June 2014 13: 51
      Quote: thrower
      For gas for Ukraine - all this makes sense only if you want to build a STATE. But the junta has no such desire in Kiev.

      I completely agree with you. First of all, the independent state of Ukraine-Outskirts is not necessary for mattresses. For them, this territory is only a testing ground for the cultivation of cannon fodder for the escalation of further war with Russia.
  15. +5
    18 June 2014 09: 50
    You can also add to the article:
    1. The lack of money for food at dill is easily compensated by planting garlic and pulp on the best Ukrainian black soils in the world and, accordingly, eating the crop all the future warm winter.
    2. The absence and well-worn shoes and clothes are easily compensated by the manufacture of rawhide dudes from the last piglet and the weaving of vests and harem pants from the Dnieper reeds.
    3. If you can’t do without money, there is the easiest way to get them - a hike in Pshechin’s ridge to wash dirty Polish toilets and tremors.
  16. +5
    18 June 2014 09: 54
    Coffins made of firewood are hard to put together. Ask for military technical assistance from the United States under the coffins.
    They will send humanitarian coffins of dual use, you can drown them, or you can bury them. Only while the summer in the Ukr army decided to throw the bodies of the dead into the pits and hastily throw a centimeter of land. It will do so, and even because of this, such activity tears time off from the Svidomo-free jumps, and Amer’s coffins will be sold to the population for grandmas, in general, they will also be plundered.
    1. +2
      18 June 2014 10: 11
      Only while the summer in the Ukr army decided to throw the bodies of the dead into the pits and hastily throw a centimeter of land.


      I read yesterday at Traveler1 that a method of drowning in rivers, with a stone in the legs, is also practiced.

      http://putnik1.livejournal.com/3207395.html
      1. 0
        18 June 2014 11: 02
        Somehow quite doubtful. Not humanly.
        1. +2
          18 June 2014 11: 06
          Do you seriously consider the Kiev punitive people?
    2. +1
      18 June 2014 11: 34
      ..... They will send humanitarian coffins of dual use, they can be drowned, ....
      ..... There are plastic .... There was an article with a photo on the site recently ... hi
  17. +2
    18 June 2014 09: 55
    Banter, of course. But there is some truth in the current situation in Ukraine.
    1. 0
      18 June 2014 23: 47
      Something is frankly embarrassing: a relative of CIA director John Brennan has been appointed head of Dutch Shell's shale gas production unit in Ukraine ... This is so obviously not related to the statements of the company's "disappointment" with its first exploration well that it raises suspicions. There is an opinion that everything is just the opposite, and what is called the ATO is actually intended to make certain territories uninhabitable: to squeeze out the population from them, destroy the infrastructure ... And they need the GTS of dill safe and sound ... Some people believe that in a few years, shale gas from Ukraine will make it senseless to sell Gazprom's to the EU, and the reserves there are worth more than $ 4 trillion, and for 40-50 years ... Then everything is logical ...
      http://мысли.net/ukraine/maidan/analitycs-ukraine/1235-kto-zakazal-ukrainu.
      html
  18. +3
    18 June 2014 09: 58
    May they not freeze.
    They have a little gas + they will steal, but they will be drowned by electricity ... how many nuclear power plants they have ??? and hydroelectric power stations ??? Do not forget that Ukraine was the richest country in the Union.

    The main consumer of our gas was the industry of Donbas, and now it is intensively compared with the land. So here we seem to have lost too request
    1. +4
      18 June 2014 10: 27
      Quote: nizrum
      May they not freeze.
      They have a little gas + they will steal, but they will be drowned by electricity ... how many nuclear power plants they have ??? and hydroelectric power stations ??? Do not forget that Ukraine was the richest country in the Union.

      The main consumer of our gas was the industry of Donbas, and now it is intensively compared with the land. So here we seem to have lost too request


      Drowning with electricity is, of course, a good option, there is a healthy grain, but ...

      1. The power network of an ordinary house is NOT DESIGNED for the simultaneous inclusion of so many electric heaters. Moreover, given the fact that in addition to the heaters, it will be necessary to include something else to heat the food. This entails overloading and, as a consequence, either a protection trip or damage to the wires.

      2. Further. Any consumer of electrical energy is connected to a source (usually a transformer substation). This source also has a certain limit to the return of this power, exceeding which also inevitably leads to failure. Imagine that a house is usually not one, but several.

      I encountered a similar phenomenon at Baikonur. In the mid-90s, when there were problems with the beginning of the heating season, people began to intensively use heating electrical devices, some of which were homemade, the so-called "censored" (of course, not people, but the devices themselves were so called, well did you understand...)
      Plus, in some gas distribution points located in the courtyards of residential buildings, for some reason there was liquefied gas for use in the warm season. In cold weather, for some reason he did not rise above the second (maximum) floor.
      And winter turned out to be frosty in earnest.
      So I had to deal with 40 - degree frost, replacing failed transformers and cable lines for residential buildings ...
      I’ll get together about this somehow and write a separate article. Unless, of course, interesting.
      Thank you for your attention and feedback on the publication!
      1. 0
        18 June 2014 12: 09
        Of course it’s interesting.
        Thanks for the information, in winter Ukraine, of course, the winters are not so harsh, but I think such problems may arise ... the equipment is Soviet ...
      2. +2
        18 June 2014 13: 21
        Quote: podpolkovnik
        for some reason it turned out to be liquefied gas for use in the warm season. In cold weather, for some reason he did not rise above the second (maximum) floor.

        There is nothing surprising here. Liquefied gas is a propane-butane mixture. Propane - Odorless colorless gas. Boiling point −42,1 ° C. Freezing point −188 ° C. Butane is a colorless combustible gas with a specific odor, easily liquefied from −0,5 ° C at normal pressure, freezes at −138 ° C. That is, butane does not boil at negative temperatures, respectively, does not evaporate, and propane ceases to boil at temperatures below −42,1 ° C. Typically, liquefied gas is located in tanks buried in the ground. At low temperatures, propane evaporates first, but butane cannot be used anymore. In winter, only pure propane can be used, and even up to −42,1 ° C. If in the summer and autumn the propane-butane mixture remains in the tank and the tank is not filled with pure propane, then there will be problems.
        1. 0
          18 June 2014 13: 38
          Quote: andj61
          Quote: podpolkovnik
          for some reason it turned out to be liquefied gas for use in the warm season. In cold weather, for some reason he did not rise above the second (maximum) floor.

          There is nothing surprising here. Liquefied gas is a propane-butane mixture. Propane - Odorless colorless gas. Boiling point −42,1 ° C. Freezing point −188 ° C. Butane is a colorless combustible gas with a specific odor, easily liquefied from −0,5 ° C at normal pressure, freezes at −138 ° C. That is, butane does not boil at negative temperatures, respectively, does not evaporate, and propane ceases to boil at temperatures below −42,1 ° C. Typically, liquefied gas is located in tanks buried in the ground. At low temperatures, propane evaporates first, but butane cannot be used anymore. In winter, only pure propane can be used, and even up to −42,1 ° C. If in the summer and autumn the propane-butane mixture remains in the tank and the tank is not filled with pure propane, then there will be problems.

          Thanks I'll know.
          Do you mind if I use this material in the future?
    2. 0
      18 June 2014 10: 41
      Yes ... They can do it. They are the very same. smile
  19. +3
    18 June 2014 09: 59
    The number of sales of gas kits is already growing: - a bag of peas; - hose; - gearbox. Issued under license of NAFTOGAS or (NAFTOCHMYRA) under the patronage of Pan Sold
  20. +4
    18 June 2014 10: 01
    Quote: papont64
    In light of the situation in the Donbas, and with coal, they will have interruptions.

    Yes, they have concrete interruptions wisely.
    1. +1
      18 June 2014 10: 41
      It does not interfere
  21. +2
    18 June 2014 10: 06
    Wow! parashenko! Immediately in print and in huge circulation! Learn and get ready!
  22. +2
    18 June 2014 10: 12
    On average, burning one kilogram of coal results in the release of three kilograms of carbon dioxide


    Strong! And eating 100 grams of fat leads to the formation of 1 kg of excess weight ... Maybe all the same three cubic meters of carbon dioxide?
  23. +4
    18 June 2014 10: 15
    Chocolate burns very well.
    1. +4
      18 June 2014 10: 35
      Especially the chocolate factory ... and especially the presidential.
  24. nicollider
    +1
    18 June 2014 10: 19
    about energy, about oil, gas, atom - you can see crustgroup.livejournal.com very informative. it says about associated petroleum gas. about everything.
  25. G8K
    G8K
    +4
    18 June 2014 10: 30
    It’s funny, but it’s not so funny. The people will suffer, though it may be so, let them think for whom to vote.
  26. +2
    18 June 2014 10: 33
    Well, are the saloons ready for winter? - The breakdown of 1 g of fat is accompanied by the release of 38,9 kJ of energy ...

    just in case:
    although fat contains more carbohydrates, the issue is valid for Ukrainian consumers
    1. 0
      19 June 2014 07: 24
      I'm afraid of fat, because of stupidity, they will split with an ax.
  27. AX
    0
    18 June 2014 10: 36
    And where is the proof of the article? I would like to read in the original ...
  28. +1
    18 June 2014 10: 38
    The meaning of the famous rope is now clear. Truly, "He who does not jump is the one!" Apparently in winter all of Ukraine will jump from the cold in a single rush. But they foresaw that someday they would not have gas and had prepared a rope in advance.
  29. 0
    18 June 2014 10: 43
    Like all hotstsa, well, very much hotstsa, especially the USA, the EU and Ukraine constantly manage gas flows from Russia in their own interests, and Ukraine, so that it will certainly be free. But the United States threatens to place and to place threatens with its sanctions, even if Ukraine does not pay for its submission, the EU is also not against sanctions, but pragmatism wins, because it may be completely without gas.
  30. 0
    18 June 2014 10: 52
    Ukraine will steal gas, this is clear to everyone. As long as there is transit, they will continue to undermine sections of the pipeline and write off the terrorist attack. And who can stop this, the answer is, and who needs it?
  31. 0
    18 June 2014 10: 53
    The first photo, well, finally I realized what it means who doesn’t ride that, well, great they get it, I put them to jump like this until December and then no one will jump fool

    No, they will jump, but for a different purpose. get warm
  32. 0
    18 June 2014 10: 54
    It is funny of course, only Ukraine has already filled its storage with a sufficient amount of gas, so the question will arise only after the winter period. But debt is already more serious, and nobody has yet canceled the economic downturn.
  33. 0
    18 June 2014 10: 56
    The author, well done, rendered so-called fraternal assistance to the Kiev junta, now they don’t have to think about how to be without gas, there’s a ready plan for action. I advise you to send this article to Ukraine, to the presidential administration and in the rain let them already begin to prepare for the heating season
  34. +6
    18 June 2014 10: 57
    Let there be gas in Ukraine. One way or another it will be ...
    But Markov, he asks good questions ...
    Russian public opinion is shocked by the press conference of the head of Gazprom Miller. Ukraine pumped 11 billion Russian gas into storage free of charge, so that, according to estimates of this gas, if the industry was destroyed, it could last until spring. Why did the junta give millions of dollars to steal gas? Who is it so cool, who is so rushing to the national treasure? Is this to please Europe?
    Apparently, they gave the Russian gas to the junta for free, so that it could use it all winter and not steal gas from the EU. It turns out that both Ukraine and the EU solve their gas problems at the expense of Gazprom? But those who do harm to themselves are not respected and crushed more. And in general, why was the EU a mediator in the negotiations? To help? But he did not help. and only more and more pressed on Russia, as it concessions. And is it not naive to think that the EU is tough against Russia and forgives the Kiev junta of any crimes, but on gas it will suddenly take the side of Russia?
    As you know, the EU forced Gazprom to lower the price by $ 100, from 480 to 380, and then asked to lower it to 320. What kind of cool management is this? Someone there hopes that the EU will come out of US submission due to gas? Is it not naive? Now they decided to go look for the truth in the Stockholm arbitration. And is it not naive to think that the Stockholm arbitration will take the position of law, without geopolitics and without the United States? There are limits to the independence of western courts. Any student knows this.
    Or maybe someone in top management is already playing on the other side? Why did the junta give her several billion dollars in the interests of her and the EU? The network is full of such issues. My answer is that it is common for billionaires to believe that Western class brothers, with whom they ate so many lobsters at dinners, will certainly be accepted into their ranks again. Geopolitics who seek excuses for the thesis that there is no need to quarrel with the West over the mob in the Donbas have hope that the EU and the US will split. These are vain hopes if the US and the EU hope for the surrender of Moscow billionaires. The EU will move away from the Washington war party only if it sees that the war party will not win, that Moscow will not surrender. And then there will be a compromise. And then good relations with the West, and dinners with lobsters.
  35. lenamir
    +2
    18 June 2014 11: 02
    "A crest will remain a crest
    Though you let him in Europe
    Where to act with the mind,
    He only annoys f * ck.

    And that is why in Russia
    Bequeathed as much by Monomakh:
    "Contact God forbid!
    With three - a Jew, a Khokhl and a Pig. "

    The Jew is insidious, although blind;
    Puffy Lyakh - worse than bl ** and,
    Crest - eat the bread with you,
    And then shit in your soup "(c).

    "Ukrainians" T.G.Shevchenko 1851
  36. 0
    18 June 2014 11: 09
    author -> author -> author burns!
    Smiled, thanks.
  37. +4
    18 June 2014 11: 09
    Brand in Ukraine
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  39. +3
    18 June 2014 11: 28
    "A crest will remain a crest
    Though you let him in Europe
    Where to act with the mind,
    He only annoys f * ck. Instructions for use.
    1. 0
      19 June 2014 07: 25
      Are these the Klitschko brothers?
  40. +1
    18 June 2014 11: 28
    Let Ukrainians now eat and heat their dung laughing wassat laughing good
  41. +1
    18 June 2014 11: 30
    It is time to organize here in Russia the anti-Maidan party "Zrobitchan", as an analogue and opposition to Ukrainian NGOs.
    For in the worsening situation, the closure and visa regime for Ukraine is just around the corner. And who and against whom these millions of guest workers will go depends on today's politics and the organizing force of our government!
    1. +1
      20 June 2014 02: 00
      And here you can be sure. This very "Zrobitchanin" earns a pittance in Russia, but at the same time deep down he hates Russia fiercely (partly out of envy). And after returning to Nezalezhnaya, everything comes out and crawls out.
      And close the border and enter visas, so they will begin to hate for the fact that pennies are gone.
  42. waisson
    +5
    18 June 2014 11: 37
    --------------- I will repeat hi
  43. waisson
    +1
    18 June 2014 11: 38
    --------------------- hi
  44. +1
    18 June 2014 11: 42
    That's all I wanted to say! And what other informative facts on this topic can you give?


    Tol also burns perfectly, after the Soviet Union there should be a lot of it in warehouses, both in the form of drafts and in different types of ammunition. So horapland prapora will not freeze.
    Only need to warm up wisely. We will see a variety of explosions, and again Putin will be to blame !!!
  45. +2
    18 June 2014 11: 56
    I don’t know if it’s true or not, but did a man tell me that in the war they heated stoves with grenades without a fuse?
    As a development of the topic, can boiler houses be fired with shells, and thermal power plants with rockets from the city, NURSs and air bombs? wassat
    1. 0
      20 June 2014 02: 07
      General Batov recalled that in the winter of 42-43, in the Don steppes (when Manstein was not allowed to visit Paulus), the soldiers covered the trench with a raincoat and burned the TNT extracted from mines
  46. +4
    18 June 2014 12: 00
    The West has not yet understood what kind of people they want to attach to their values ​​!!! and this people is AMAZING !!! as the saying goes, I can do something with him, and I’m fiddling with the rest ... statements about the reverse from Europe are especially fun! it generally funs crazy. I even theoretically (only theoretically) believe that Europe will give gas by reverse, but I want to see the faces of those businessmen from Europe when they come for money for deliveries. GESTURE !!!
  47. +3
    18 June 2014 12: 45
    I remembered the joke.

    The world's most powerful power station has been commissioned in China.
    Principle of action: 3 of a million Chinese in silk shorts fidget along an ebonite rod.
    1. +2
      18 June 2014 13: 36
      Quote: Petergut
      I remembered the joke.

      The world's most powerful power station has been commissioned in China.
      Principle of action: 3 of a million Chinese in silk shorts fidget along an ebonite rod.

      Possible options:
      in woolen underpants move down an ebonite hill;
      in woolen underpants crawl on an ebony floor.
  48. +1
    18 June 2014 13: 00
    "I have everything! What other cognitive facts on this topic can you give?"

    I did not think, but I hope that dill IT will be useful. And let all people move to us. Well silt for weapons to restore the status quo.
  49. +3
    18 June 2014 13: 11
    As for electricity, there is such a picture:
  50. +1
    18 June 2014 13: 53
    Concerning Peat - intermediate between dung and slate - http://upr-search.com.ua/46-tek-ukraini.html
    Just don't forget! "So let Providence not leave us
    with its indescribable mercy, for it will not smite the innocent,
    born after the third and fourth tribe, who are threatened with revenge, as
    said in the gospel. And I entrust this providence to you my children, and
    conjure: beware of going out into the swamp at night when the forces of evil
    reign supreme. "A.K Doyle The Hound of the Baskervilles
  51. +5
    18 June 2014 13: 53
    the author can safely demand a fee from the government of the outskirts for the provided plan to save the country in conditions of austerity of coolants laughing
  52. +2
    18 June 2014 14: 13
    Quote: mojohed2012
    Coffins made of firewood are hard to put together. Ask for military technical assistance from the United States under the coffins.


    Well, I remembered an old joke about a congress of “leading people in the funeral industry”:
    -Coffins take a lot of wood, we suggest burying them in plastic bags!
    -Accepted!
    -A lot of different materials are used for monuments, we suggest burying them vertically, up to the waist!
    -Accepted!
    -A lot of metal is used on fences, this needs to stop!
    -The following is accepted: to bury in plastic bags, waist-deep, holding hands...
  53. 2014videonew
    -1
    18 June 2014 14: 16
    The author of this article needs to grow up a little!

    What is Russia without gas and oil? Also a banana republic!

    Patriotism is patriotism, but with this Ukraine, people began to forget about Russian problems!
  54. 0
    18 June 2014 14: 26
    If we rely only on winter, nothing good will come of it. The Ukrainian people (not the maydauns) will quickly be told why they are freezing and who is to blame. They will explain it authoritatively and will not spare money for it. Until our propaganda and work with the population is established, the image of the enemy will remain the same. We need to work, not wait and have fun.
  55. Sofa fighter
    0
    18 June 2014 16: 42
    Hehe, I'll see how long they can last with such high technology :)
  56. Pavel Kuznetsov
    0
    18 June 2014 16: 56
    While Ukrainians were dancing around Maidan, the world around them was changing and developing. The Finns suddenly began to produce mobile phones, the Koreans - cars, the “unwashed” Russia entangled Europe with a network of gas pipelines, and China will soon be the number one economy on planet Earth... Ukraine was happily spared all these changes: life was not given to the Ukrainians in order to grow and develop, because our house is on edge... As a result, today's Ukraine is not competitive either in Europe or in Asia. And there is only one hope left - for firewood, you will have to cut down the Carpathian forests, dung, however, to make them, each family needs to have cattle, and gas produced by its own body, but for this it is necessary to eat as many legumes as possible.
  57. +2
    18 June 2014 17: 21
    Quote: INTER
    The author is gloating, let’s think and say without emotion. Who will suffer first of all, yes, yes, the people, as simple as two kopecks, who already have nothing left, but they are the same everywhere, poor, easy to deceive, patient. And what will they be told? Yes, Russia is to blame for everything, and we pay in addition, but they don’t supply bad ones.

    Dear, did they really praise Russia before the gas shutdown??? And the people, only through suffering, will understand that Europe and the United States are not helpers for Ukraine, and certainly not friends. Only through suffering will they understand that “Maidanizing” for 100-200 hryvnia a day will cost themselves more. And the colder the winter and the higher the tariffs to please the IMF, the faster the “correct” Maidan will happen, only this time directed against the junta. You should have looked after your "children"
  58. Dracula
    0
    18 June 2014 18: 33
    How will you turn off Ukraine? If it is the country through which gas is pumped to Europe? Someone from Banderlog already said: *we’ll take as much as we need and won’t pay*
  59. +1
    18 June 2014 19: 54
    Jumping on the spot allows you to burn from 170 to 210 kcal in 15 minutes.
  60. 0
    18 June 2014 20: 20
    unnecessary banter. In general, in the Humor section with a note.
    I didn't find anything useful or funny.
    25% of its own gas (which means already 75% of the Russian Federation) and the largest consumer of gas in the Russian Federation are enterprises from the South East. The ones who stop. In general, gas shutdowns will hit SE more. Many won't even notice.
    In general, gas will not be turned off once (one gang is on both sides of the border - one provides gas, the other processes it at its factories) and secondly, its consumption is already decreasing.
    In the structure of energy consumption, gas in Ukraine is 41% (gasification)
    I came across this article
    http://www.conspirology.org/2014/04/smozhet-li-barak-obama-zamanit-vladimira-put
    ina-v-lovushku.htm
    It is obvious that Putin’s interest in Ukraine is dictated primarily by commercial considerations. And this is understandable: 66% of the natural gas that Russia exports to Western European countries transits through the territory of Ukraine. The money Russia earns from these sales helps strengthen the Russian economy and improve the living standards of Russians. Yes, these sales help Russian oligarchs become richer, just as they do in the West. Russian-European gas contracts are a good deal, beneficial to both the seller and the buyers. This is how the market works. What was the reason for US intervention in Russian-Ukrainian relations?
    Look at the diagram below and you will understand how important Ukraine is for Russia in gas supplies to Europe [gas pipelines are indicated in red

    The main goal of US policy in Ukraine is to prevent further economic integration of Asia and Europe. The United States wants to control energy resources flowing from east to west, wanting to create something like a customs between continents. Simply put, the United States is eager to mediate between two markets that will be the most prosperous of this century. The US plan is to secure a dominant role in Eurasia. Chaos in Ukraine is a central part of this plan.
    Do you think this is not true? Okay, here’s another quote from Wolfowitz: “We, as before, are confident that the combined potential of the states that were formerly part of the Soviet Union allows us to create the most powerful military fist in all of Eurasia; we do not exclude the emergence of new risks for stability in Europe if Russian nationalists are able to unite their efforts to include the now independent republics - Ukraine, Belarus and, possibly, a number of others - into Russia." (Remember how happy they were that Ukraine would still be dragged into TS after the Moscow agreements and the refusal of the association)
    Washington aims to drag Moscow into a long-term military conflict in Ukraine, which will become a new Afghanistan for Russia. Ukraine is a way to lure Putin into the quagmire of war. This war:
    a) discredits Putin in the eyes of the world community;
    b) will alienate all its allies from Russia;
    c) will undermine the Russian economy;
    d) will force Russian troops to get bogged down in military clashes with mercenaries and special forces fighting on the territory of Ukraine with the support of the United States;
    e) liquidates all business relations between Russia and partners in the European Union;
    e) will create a pretext for the intervention of NATO troops with the subsequent deployment of nuclear weapons on the territory of Ukraine.
    Now the Russian Federation is playing defensively. Doesn't counterattack at all, which is pretty bad. In my opinion, it is necessary to tear the puppet away from the sponsors, to establish mutual understanding on this matter with the EU (which needs the same thing - control over the American puppet), but also plays its own game.
    Still, the field of action is Ukraine, not the field where you need to laugh and humor. Even with Syria, everything was more serious...and here it’s even closer.
    1. +1
      20 June 2014 03: 21
      Yes, it’s not a big deal. The whole of “Europe” will be covered with a copper basin, along with the Ukrainian Empire. Their factories will die and stop. And in the winter, it will be a complete mess.
  61. 0
    19 June 2014 15: 38
    They'll manage somehow...
  62. 0
    19 June 2014 18: 52
    That’s right, in the country’s fuel and energy complex there are also nuclear power plants. Solving their energy problems (possibly with the use of fuel rods - made in usa) they will reactivate the power units in Chernobyl (in my opinion, only one is working now) and again they will begin to split atoms... and they are bad at it, remember 1986. These bastards would still cause such an explosion today if only Russia suffered in the process belay
  63. 0
    19 June 2014 20: 42
    There is not enough fun when your Brothers and Relatives find themselves in this situation.
  64. 0
    19 June 2014 21: 10
    Advice to “Right Sectors” for the winter period “Whoever is not a coward, he is!!!”;””Be warmer if you are cowardly!”
  65. chicapuk
    0
    19 June 2014 22: 13
    let the tires warm up
  66. +1
    19 June 2014 23: 49
    Time is the best doctor in the world. And it will cure Ukraine, and the oligarchs will be eliminated like extinct flesh. And life will be happy again, like in the USSR.
  67. 0
    19 June 2014 23: 58
    it was fun to read))) especially for the cow with a diet of legumes, but also a fly in the ointment - the author should go back to school, to physics)))) this is necessary - 1 kg of coal, gave birth to 3 (!) kg of carbon dioxide!!! !!
  68. 0
    20 June 2014 00: 27
    Well, what can I say, what can I say, it wasn’t worth showing off, but paying on time. Well, there’s no point in not freezing in winter, because they can jump very well, even very well :))))
  69. 0
    20 June 2014 00: 51
    Obviously, they didn’t m@ckali, because they were jumping. This is where “Svidomo” are heading on the right path

  70. 0
    20 June 2014 01: 50
    It's funny. I haven't had any positive emotions for a long time.
    You are wrong about coal, now they will cling to the Donbass with their teeth
  71. 0
    20 June 2014 03: 14
    A very good and informative article for the Maidan dill, perhaps also for Europe)
  72. 0
    20 June 2014 03: 59
    The author forgot about the energy value of such national products as lard and grilka and sunflower oil. A good vodka and sunflower oil, by the way, burn really well. Well, the one who eats lard, like that Chukchi, cannot freeze due to separation. On the edge, it is possible to repair the Chernobyl nuclear power plant; reactors 1,2, 3 and XNUMX are not yet damaged by the explosion.

    But seriously, on June 22, Poroshenko’s plan, codenamed “Barbarossa,” will come into effect. But if the blitzkrieg fails until November, Gazprom and the DPR hold out and do not surrender, then with the onset of cold weather the soldiers will run to save their parents...
  73. Timur Fatkulov
    +1
    20 June 2014 05: 41
    ... whoever doesn't fart is - well, fucked!
  74. 0
    20 June 2014 08: 55
    The article is very necessary and it came out at the right time: after all, it is a practical guide for the comfortable survival of the Maidanists in the new realities. Thanks to the author for his Christian “philanthropy”!
  75. 0
    20 June 2014 09: 26
    I personally do not understand the entire article, although it is well written. Ukraine uses gas for the population from personal production. They have small quantities of gas deposits there. Therefore, the population seems to give a damn - the only issue is the price. Industrial enterprises that also use gas from Russia will probably also soon not care, since they are all in a pre-infarction state. Industrial production in Ukraine is falling, so they, the government, also care....... For the people who work in factories, this is the worst thing.
  76. CAFNS
    0
    20 June 2014 09: 37
    PFFF Russians won’t come up with something to brag about
  77. 0
    20 June 2014 10: 54
    Have fun in the morning)
  78. 0
    20 June 2014 13: 06
    The article sucks. When did a sane, authoritative site turn into a trash heap? Might rename it to "Censor. RU" A shame.
  79. novik-rif
    0
    20 June 2014 13: 52
    I am Russian! I live in the south of Ukraine. Regarding this article, I can only say one thing: idiocy does not decorate either the author or the others who were happy in the morning. If anyone hasn't figured it out, I'll explain. All these games with gas and energy in general will not lead to any good. First of all, the common population, among whom there are many Russians, will suffer. And those WHOM IT should rightly concern will not suffer at all or a little.
    At one time, Medvedev mediocrely gave up Libya. I passed it stupidly, like a boy. I'm not a fan of Gaddafi, but Russia doesn't have many allies. And they are NOT BETRAYED under any guise and whatever they may be!
    Now you, like savages, rejoice at the gas victory! Well, rejoice! But you forget that this will also hit the Russians in Ukraine. It will hit hard. And Crimea is not all! To become the COMPLETE OWNER of the Azov and Black Seas, you need the ENTIRE SOUTH, THE ENTIRE COAST. And then not a single NATO whore will even dare to stick his impudent muzzle further beyond the Bosporus.
    But to think like that, you need to be an imperial and a decisive person! You need to live with your people together, and not keep your offspring as rednecks behind the hill. We need to work proactively, and not rely on idiots like Yanukovych.
    Although WHO am I telling all this to?.. This is just a cry of despair into the void, the cry of THOSE RUSSIANS IN UKRAINE, whom Russia is betraying just like many others!
  80. IIIOPOXA
    0
    20 June 2014 14: 09
    Photos are really fire!
  81. novik-rif
    0
    20 June 2014 14: 22
    In general, it amuses the dull ones who begin to count dubious profits from NATIONAL WEALTH THAT ALREADY DOESN’T BELONG TO THEM!
    To lay down millions of lives for the Motherland, in order to then give away the riches of the subsoil to oligarchic thieves and foolishly rejoice at their stupid antics - this is already a DIAGNOSIS!
    Ugh...damn!!!
  82. 0
    20 June 2014 17: 00
    Sorry, it’s not funny, it’s not the right situation.
    I believe that Ukrainians are disproportionately more to blame for the mess in their home than anyone else. Over the past twenty-three years, these people have shown complete irresponsibility and short-sightedness in decision-making, cultivated a bunch of complexes and pride, did not fulfill their political and economic promises, flirted with the East and the West and with fascism... They finished the game, they jumped, they finished shouting ... Now they are eating with a spoonful, and this is unfortunately correct; you have to answer for your actions (as well as for inaction).
    But I won’t joke about this, even if it weren’t our neighbor.
  83. Sofa fighter
    0
    20 June 2014 18: 14
    Here is another picture
  84. 0
    20 June 2014 18: 29
    Of course, there is no reason to have fun about dill - because of the stupidity and greed of some sheep, people die, while others are scared and become bars themselves.
  85. 0
    20 June 2014 20: 21
    Bravo! Discreet, cultural trolling on a current topic. Is it time to think about it or will they wait until October...?
  86. raf
    0
    20 June 2014 20: 40
    laughing Close the screw on the gas pipe for the hell of it and it will be hard for the dill and their fans from Geyropa. This is where it will be interesting what songs they will sing and what sanctions I will impose.
  87. 0
    20 June 2014 21: 01
    Ahahahah smile Plus for the author's karma smile
  88. 0
    21 June 2014 05: 01
    Smiled.
    Quote: Lukich
    Quote: INTER
    Yes, Russia is to blame for everything

    but look at that
  89. 0
    21 June 2014 05: 05
    Don't fuss.

    Everything is done smartly and competently.

    In this situation it worked correctly.

    Quote: Russ69
    Let there be gas in Ukraine. One way or another it will be ...
    But Markov, he asks good questions ...
    Russian public opinion is shocked by the press conference of the head of Gazprom Miller. Ukraine pumped 11 billion Russian gas into storage free of charge, so that, according to estimates of this gas, if the industry was destroyed, it could last until spring. Why did the junta give millions of dollars to steal gas? Who is it so cool, who is so rushing to the national treasure? Is this to please Europe?
    Apparently, they gave the Russian gas to the junta for free, so that it could use it all winter and not steal gas from the EU. It turns out that both Ukraine and the EU solve their gas problems at the expense of Gazprom? But those who do harm to themselves are not respected and crushed more. And in general, why was the EU a mediator in the negotiations? To help? But he did not help. and only more and more pressed on Russia, as it concessions. And is it not naive to think that the EU is tough against Russia and forgives the Kiev junta of any crimes, but on gas it will suddenly take the side of Russia?
    As you know, the EU forced Gazprom to lower the price by $ 100, from 480 to 380, and then asked to lower it to 320. What kind of cool management is this? Someone there hopes that the EU will come out of US submission due to gas? Is it not naive? Now they decided to go look for the truth in the Stockholm arbitration. And is it not naive to think that the Stockholm arbitration will take the position of law, without geopolitics and without the United States? There are limits to the independence of western courts. Any student knows this.
    Or maybe someone in top management is already playing on the other side? Why did the junta give her several billion dollars in the interests of her and the EU? The network is full of such issues. My answer is that it is common for billionaires to believe that Western class brothers, with whom they ate so many lobsters at dinners, will certainly be accepted into their ranks again. Geopolitics who seek excuses for the thesis that there is no need to quarrel with the West over the mob in the Donbas have hope that the EU and the US will split. These are vain hopes if the US and the EU hope for the surrender of Moscow billionaires. The EU will move away from the Washington war party only if it sees that the war party will not win, that Moscow will not surrender. And then there will be a compromise. And then good relations with the West, and dinners with lobsters.
  90. pofigist
    0
    23 June 2014 09: 34
    Sergey Sitnikov (2) RU June 19, 2014 23:58
    it was fun to read))) especially for the cow with a diet of legumes, but also a fly in the ointment - the author should go back to school, to physics)))) this is necessary - 1 kg of coal, gave birth to 3 (!) kg of carbon dioxide!!! !!

    Of course it's wrong!
    C + O2 = CO2 The molecular weights are 12 and 16, respectively, for carbon dioxide it is 48. A kilogram of pure coal will produce 4 kg of carbon dioxide.

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