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Ukraine is a disease that can undermine even the most powerful national organism.
Galician historian Osip Monchalovsky, Lviv, 1898


If there is a complete coincidence of something with something or someone, I ask you to keep in mind: this is just a coincidence, albeit one hundred percent.

ONE MATTER

- Witness! Tell us what you saw.
- Well, it means that I walk up to the square and see the fennel Maidan.
- Witness! Did you mean to say that you saw a group of Ukrainians gathered on the square?
- Well yes. I walk up to the square and see a group of Ukrainians seems to have gathered. But looked closer, but no! Dill Maidan!

I grew up in a hooligan area in 50-60-x. By the age of twelve, most boys stopped participating in fights. But there were small ones who liked to feel significant. They were sent to subordinate enemies or to pick up outsiders. They were considered small mongrels, and they got it not only from others, but also from their own. This trifle never grew into serious hooligans. Sometimes, she did not grow at all.

There is a subject inclined to theft from 1991. For various reasons, he has not stolen the past few years. Because of his stupidity, the subject has now become bankrupt, but does not want to officially announce this. The caravan route from one state to the other passes through it. Or the pipeline ... so what's the difference? Will the subject podvorovyvat, as before? The question is rhetorical.

There is a subject. Year after year, for more than twenty years, his business is worse and worse. But in his stories to himself, he looks wiser, more generous and purebred. For example, he claims that the Olympian gods descended from him, and not that some Adama and Ebami. And he drilled the Mariana Trench. And dill still in the Paleozoic genetic engineering brought. And the motto of the subject: "We do not need someone else, we will live with the stolen goods." Some will decide that he is crazy, and in vain will decide. This can be solved about the individual, and the state is just a coincidence with the diagnosis. Please do not confuse the concept of the state and country.

By virtue of a decent time at forums / sites, I can say with probability 85 +/– 5% that the terms “fennel” and “steal” were first logically associated with “non-guest” visitors of Military Review approximately at the beginning of this spring. And the "steal" scientifically linked comrade SRTs P-15.

If a reader thinks that some things belong to a certain state, then this is just a coincidence. Though one hundred percent. I can bring in the form of "excuses" anecdote:

- Panas! You fly fly!
- Moskal, Gutara, I sho it?
- Of course not. But flies rarely make mistakes.

OTHER MEETINGS

In 70, there were two GSVGs. One Group of Soviet Forces in Germany and the second, as we called, the Group of Soviet Forces in the Gobi Desert (Mongolia). Excellent performance of the tank battalion commander from the second GSVG before the two-year lieutenants after the institute:

- Commanders! IN tank the main thing is not armor, not a gun, not maneuverability! The main thing in a tank is to think with your head and not keep an enemy!

Rate the use of the Russian language! From technical terms, an unexpected transition to intelligence and ideology.

The story of a friend, a former frontier, about the charges:
- In the end put us to shoot at targets. All shot, as expected. And I put the horn on the ground (from the recoil) and made a turn. When praised for the result, honestly admitted how he shot. He said that I was a border guard, and the main thing for me was to kill the enemy. The commander of the unit before the formation of the "partisans" made thanks.

Nowadays. A friend tells the words of his son, a military pilot, and not a green lieutenant, but the captain:
- Mom, if you knew what happiness it is to fly! And what wonderful commanders and colleagues I have!

If any reader thinks that these cases belong to the same “invincible and legendary”, then this is just a coincidence. Though one hundred percent. I can cite as an “excuse” an anecdote that was then in demand in the military environment:
- Here I am, the average European, in three different places I drive in three different cars. Are you russian?
- In the park I ride on the Lisapet, to the country in the car. But if you lock it to the West, then you will climb into the tank.

Some civilians for a hedgehog to think about coincidences. A match may not set fire to anything, but it will burn itself, as N. Bonaparte used to say.
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  1. My address
    17 June 2014 09: 48
    +71
    Re-read. Lightly liked good . I set myself a plus. It became a little embarrassing feel .
    1. Wels75
      Wels75 17 June 2014 09: 52
      +63
      Cool happened:
      "... it seems like a group of Ukrainians has gathered. But I looked closely, but no! Maidan dill!" laughing

      From myself I will add:
      1. Evgtan
        Evgtan 17 June 2014 13: 18
        +5
        The reaction of the official Ukrainian leadership to the note of protest in Russia is like an intelligent citizen asking a drunken singing bogeyman to behave himself decently. But this is the usual case. In ours: an intellectual knows judo techniques
        1. Lukich
          Lukich 17 June 2014 22: 58
          +6
          Quote: EvgTan
          . In ours: an intellectual knows judo techniques

          also a coincidence)
    2. Aleks tv
      Aleks tv 17 June 2014 13: 30
      +9
      Quote: My address
      Re-read. I liked it a bit. I set myself a plus. It became a little embarrassing.

      laughing

      Alexei, write great and good humor.
      good

      The only thing: you have the "Army style of writing" slipping through, but it is not clear to everyone, since some expressions imply even whole unsaid sentences, the meaning of which is clear for the most part to "servicemen".
      Good luck.
      hi
      1. tasey
        tasey 17 June 2014 14: 09
        -1
        start to understand when you grow up.
        1. Aleks tv
          Aleks tv 17 June 2014 15: 19
          +4
          Quote: tasey
          start to understand when you grow up.

          Who are we talking to, George?
          It sounded great too.
  2. mig31
    mig31 17 June 2014 09: 52
    +3
    When in any state the majority is left to the fate of a revolution, everything is simple and sad ...
    1. Lelek
      Lelek 17 June 2014 14: 14
      +8
      So it is, but:
  3. DerSamowar
    DerSamowar 17 June 2014 09: 53
    +26
    As my mother always used to say: "Where a Ukrainian has been, there is nothing for a Jew to do."
    1. armageddon
      armageddon 17 June 2014 10: 13
      +23
      HM ... A little not so: Crest was BORN-a Jew cried ... !!!
      1. pts-m
        pts-m 17 June 2014 10: 27
        +6
        The statements do not seem to be similar, but the meaning is the same!
    2. Sanglier
      Sanglier 17 June 2014 10: 40
      +3
      Oh, offend ...
    3. aleks 62
      aleks 62 17 June 2014 11: 05
      +2
      Quote: DerSamowar
      As my mother always used to say: "Where a Ukrainian has been, there is nothing for a Jew to do."
      ...
      .... More: "When the crest was born - the Jew began to cry ..." laughing
    4. URAL72
      URAL72 17 June 2014 11: 15
      +13
      Actually, it was K. Marx who said: "Where there was a Russian merchant, two Jews have nothing to do." As you know, Marx was still that Russophobe, for example, he argued that the Russian border should pass along the Dnieper, otherwise Russia would be too dangerous for Europe ... I propose at this stage to follow the advice of the great German philosopher and economist, and then we'll see ... Now they are studying in universities in the West (economics), so Merkel knows exactly where the Russian-Ukrainian border should be ...
      1. jjj
        jjj 17 June 2014 12: 10
        +6
        Quote: URAL72
        By the way, it is now being studied in universities of the West (economics)

        Recently we read Capital on TV. And it turned out that the world is returning to those ancient foundations. All modern economic practices involving non-commodity money, and exclusively financial instruments, lead to decline and ruin
      2. smart Fox
        smart Fox 17 June 2014 12: 44
        +3
        Right on the Dnieper and no nails
      3. Canep
        Canep 17 June 2014 13: 03
        +4
        Quote: URAL72
        so Merkel knows exactly where the Russian-Ukrainian border should be ...

        Frau Merkel studied thoroughly Karl Marx at the University of Leipzig Karl Marx in 73-78, they had to have scientific communism in the program, she studied physics.
        In school years, Angela Merkel was a pioneer organization and then the Free German Youth Union (SSNM).

        At work, Angela Merkel actively participated in political life: she was a member of the district committee of the SSNM and secretary for agitation and propaganda. Angela Merkel calls this activity a cultural and educational work, which, according to her admission, in a 1992 interview, she liked. Angela Merkel did not join the SED or any other party in the democratic bloc of the German Democratic Republic and did not participate in the opposition movement.
      4. macarque
        macarque 17 June 2014 16: 26
        +4
        about. and vin still knew sho gutaril ... Do you sit horseradish boarders in the Rostov region? They told you .... on the banks of the Dnieper your place. There also probably be the border of Russia. Till. And there the Bug and the Vistula are not far away. laughing
    5. smart Fox
      smart Fox 17 June 2014 12: 42
      +4
      Dill is short for UKRAL Again
  4. irina.mmm
    irina.mmm 17 June 2014 09: 53
    +26
    Ukrobandits already openly say that they will pay for Europe to feed, drink and pay for gas. As soon as visas are removed, they will rush to make Maidan in Europe. You are responsible for those you have raised.
    1. Shadow1
      Shadow1 17 June 2014 10: 27
      +10
      They won’t be there, the police know how to work there, the brains are set right quickly!
    2. tasey
      tasey 17 June 2014 10: 55
      +3
      Therefore, do not see them Schengen ... They have their hungry and stupidly grabbing there.
    3. Lelek
      Lelek 17 June 2014 14: 19
      +5
      Not enough to want, you need to be standing, or at least not interfering.
  5. Giant thought
    Giant thought 17 June 2014 09: 55
    +6
    There are no accidental coincidences, everything is natural. It is only necessary to identify this pattern if desired. The main thing is to be able to laugh at yourself, then no damn thing is terrible.
  6. portoc65
    portoc65 17 June 2014 09: 55
    +21
    UKROPIA-Walk the field .. A red rag for dill-you are a slave. Some kind of work-phobia left from the ancestors of slaves .. The current slaves around are not just Ukrainians. They don’t need gas .. Joint production. Enterprises working to order in Russia are for dill-oppression ..to destroy and destroy the Schaub current not to be a slave .. The logic is of course unique. Especially. National. But to live as it should.
    1. FANTOM-72
      FANTOM-72 17 June 2014 10: 37
      +14
      Quote: portoc65
      Around the slaves of the current is not a reference Ukrainian.

      A slave does not want freedom, a slave wants to have his slaves. Great Ukrainians are ready to do anything, ride, run, scream, kill, if only the unwashed gentleman gave them the opportunity to have their own slaves.
      1. macarque
        macarque 17 June 2014 16: 29
        +3
        Suck what they give. They themselves are brainless slaves of mattresses.
  7. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 17 June 2014 09: 55
    +17
    Original article with humor! plus set ..
  8. bugaev2005
    bugaev2005 17 June 2014 10: 04
    +12
    The joke at the end of the article has another option. The start is almost the same, but the end is a bit different)))
    Russian says that when he is in a bad mood, he drives a white car with a red stripe, when it’s good, it’s yellow and blue ... And abroad, I usually drive a tank!)))
  9. sazhka4
    sazhka4 17 June 2014 10: 06
    +2
    I re-read it once, twice. Compared with the title .. And what? Why is this nonsense? Type conclusions do it yourself .. Of the three jokes?
    1. Ivan Petrovich
      Ivan Petrovich 17 June 2014 10: 26
      +7
      Well, not for average minds this play ... and I did not understand. I'm getting old ...
    2. Agat
      Agat 17 June 2014 10: 29
      +10
      Articles that people write here (by the way, associates on topwar.ru), from the heart. And we are not writers here! Plus AUTHOR!
      1. sazhka4
        sazhka4 17 June 2014 21: 31
        0
        Quote: Agat
        Articles that people write here

        Links must be provided for reprint. Golovaya reopening (this is not an error) .. Vyunosh ..
        1. Agat
          Agat 18 June 2014 06: 06
          +1
          Thanks for "Vyunosh"! Morning was set !! smile
  10. demon184
    demon184 17 June 2014 10: 12
    +1
    Do you understand what you wrote?
  11. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 17 June 2014 10: 20
    0
    When a Ukrainian-Jewish Jew was born crying!
  12. Roshchin
    Roshchin 17 June 2014 10: 23
    +3
    I had an Avar soldier, he said in such cases: "Bazaar, bazaar, and what bazaar does not understand himself." Such is the article.
    1. sazhka4
      sazhka4 17 June 2014 10: 40
      +2
      Quote: Grove
      I had an Avar soldier, in such cases he said:

      When it became completely "boring". We asked his Friend to ask his friend to say a few words .. One said that he was Abkhaz, the other said Avar .. And what kind of language are we and it’s not scary to die .. Chess word ..
  13. bulvas
    bulvas 17 June 2014 10: 23
    +10
    - Panas! You fly fly!
    - Oh, you’re gut, what am I doing?
    - Of course not. But flies rarely make mistakes.


    Add more:

    Quiet Ukrainian night. A powerful stream of water is heard under the window.
    Grouchy female voice:
    - Well, there pid viknam piss like a horse !?
    - Well, I’m mom!
    - and! Well, Don, Don!
    1. andj61
      andj61 17 June 2014 11: 23
      +5
      Quote: bulvas
      Quiet Ukrainian night.

      Quiet Ukrainian night, and the fat should be hidden.
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 17 June 2014 14: 23
        +3
        Well said. And at the same time to have a snack so as not to be overpowered.
  14. mackonya
    mackonya 17 June 2014 10: 29
    +2
    A funny joke about a fly.
  15. Valkh
    Valkh 17 June 2014 10: 39
    +7
    Article with humor, well done! Liked! laughing
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  17. yana532912
    yana532912 17 June 2014 10: 54
    +8
    I liked the article. Already cheekbones reduces from all assumptions of further steps of GDP. A bit of humor, sarcasm. Author plus
  18. herruvim
    herruvim 17 June 2014 11: 00
    +5
    A fun article with a share of irony and sad humor
  19. tasey
    tasey 17 June 2014 11: 02
    +2
    Those who do not understand what the article is about, a recommendation - read Dostoevsky. ANY piece, from ANY page. As soon as "the attic goes quietly", you can safely go to the site VO. There will be nothing to be afraid of - "once everything" will be clear.
  20. Zverboy
    Zverboy 17 June 2014 11: 06
    +4
    He asks a Russian from a Ukrainian:
    -What is that word for you -nazabar (lane-soon, now)?
    -Before the bar or behind the bar ??
    The Ukrainian replies:
    -What do you have for a word-compare ??
    -Well, no ???
  21. nils
    nils 17 June 2014 11: 09
    +13
    "... In the 70s there were two GSVGs. One Group of Soviet Forces in Germany and the second, as we called, a Group of Soviet Forces in the Gobi Desert (Mongolia)."
    And not a single infection twitched.
    At the UN, any note of protest was considered with a positive decision.
    No one dill planted, somewhere in the warehouses dusting seeds.
    True jeans and chewing gum was not enough. Wanted - received, with effective owners in addition.
    So we’re slowly gassing. Well, even though the military epaulettes were removed from the navel, they remembered Russian patriotism in connection with the latest events.
    The question is in goals and ideology. Either unlimited soy sausage and the Motherland where it is comfortable, or the interests of the State (country) with the state-forming Russian people (without denying the need for jeans and sausages).
    And dill, etc. only a consequence or derivative, if you will.
  22. komrad.klim
    komrad.klim 17 June 2014 11: 13
    +5
    Interview. Zaporizhzhya disco.

    1. Barakuda
      Barakuda 17 June 2014 11: 26
      +8
      He is stoned! And rushing it specifically!
  23. andj61
    andj61 17 June 2014 11: 27
    +8
    The article is curious, but for some reason I. S. Turgenev recalled:
    “In days of doubt, in days of painful thoughts about the fate of my homeland, you are my only support and support, O great, powerful, truthful and free Russian language! .. Do not be you - how not to fall into despair at the sight of everything that happens at home . But one cannot believe that such a language should not be given to a great nation! ”
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  25. Yasondinalt
    Yasondinalt 17 June 2014 12: 44
    +5
    Cool, but not enough.
  26. Wolka
    Wolka 17 June 2014 12: 55
    +3
    instructive Yes
  27. Kulneff2009
    Kulneff2009 17 June 2014 13: 05
    +4
    Here Moldovans are already in Geyrop! Hooray! And they all go to Russia to earn money. And Ukrainian girls graze on our streets! Is something wrong in Geyrope?
  28. hoard
    hoard 17 June 2014 13: 28
    +3
    Good feuilleton turned out))) - offset!
  29. emh
    emh 17 June 2014 13: 49
    +3
    `` Benya, what is happening there in Ukraine? - Ukraine is at war with Russia. '' - So, how are things? - Well, Ukraine has lost two million civilians, the Crimean peninsula, several helicopters and aircraft, dozens of armored personnel carriers, many military personnel have been killed and two large areas in the east are still on the verge of transition to Russia. "And the Russians have sho?" "You won't believe it, they never came to the war at all."
  30. Ignatius
    Ignatius 17 June 2014 13: 56
    0
    Quote: FANTOM-72
    Quote: portoc65
    Around the slaves of the current is not a reference Ukrainian.

    A slave does not want freedom, a slave wants to have his slaves. Great Ukrainians are ready to do anything, ride, run, scream, kill, if only the unwashed gentleman gave them the opportunity to have their own slaves.


    Spravzhny Svidomo Ukrainian also faces a choice: to remain a man of the first grade within the borders of Ukraine until March 2014, as it lasted for 23 years, or to become a man of 2-3 grades in Europe (read - "dearly beloved" Poland). The choice in favor of the first option is obvious to him.
  31. tag17
    tag17 17 June 2014 14: 09
    +6
    At one time, the Koreans bought the Kommunar plant in Zaporozhye, allocated money for modernization, after a while they came to see what had changed. Then they said that we built a new plant in Hungary for a similar amount, the Ukrainians painted the floors.
  32. Spnsr
    Spnsr 17 June 2014 14: 39
    +1
    what topic not disclosed recourse few matches
  33. Evgtan
    Evgtan 17 June 2014 14: 40
    +4
    People make inquiries in the language that they know best, which is more comfortable for them to use, which they consider most useful for finding information. So really, 15-17% are "Ukrainians", out of the rest 99% are Russians. That's the whole truth "Ukrainian"
    1. Zverboy
      Zverboy 18 June 2014 10: 50
      0
      It seems to me that the network has more information in Russian, so most of the requests are in Russian, so this is not a completely objective indicator ...
  34. cerbuk6155
    cerbuk6155 17 June 2014 16: 51
    +3
    Quote: URAL72
    Actually, it was K. Marx who said: "Where there was a Russian merchant, two Jews have nothing to do." As you know, Marx was still that Russophobe, for example, he argued that the Russian border should pass along the Dnieper, otherwise Russia would be too dangerous for Europe ... I propose at this stage to follow the advice of the great German philosopher and economist, and then we'll see ... Now they are studying in universities in the West (economics), so Merkel knows exactly where the Russian-Ukrainian border should be ...

    RUSSIA in Europe and Asia, so its borders should be from sea to sea. And there will be a circle of Peace and Silence. soldier