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Great Banderia

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Great BanderiaThe future Bandera Ukraine is a small country in Eastern Europe.


A landlocked country devoid of heavy industry and large mineral deposits. The only fragment of the industrial archaic is the gas pipe, stretched from east to west. Today it is not used and is an object of religious worship among the locals.

The population of Bandera Ukraine is small - about 20 million. However, a third of the adult population spends most of the year on earnings abroad. Only old and minor children remain at home.

That is why in the cities of Banderia there is so much space, so much empty cheap housing and such an inconspicuous, devoid of noise and energy, cheap life. This is a really great place.

The country earns very little - just over Slovenia or Lebanon. Earns mainly tourism, including intimate tourism for people of all orientations. With the mediation and financial assistance of the European Union, whole streams of concerned Europeans rush into Banderia in the summer.

New Thailand is ready to accept all. In the off-season, the bulk of the budget of Banderia consists of international currency transfers sent by migrant workers from abroad.

The government of Banderia is appointed directly from the United States. The local parliament strictly ensures that the genealogy of the head of state is clean up to the seventh generation. Half-breeds are not allowed to govern the country and are content with the role of "non-citizens".

Non-citizens can not only vote but also get a job (janitor or public utilities) without knowing the state language. The best practices of the Baltic countries helped to build such a fair social scheme of Banderia.

It is very prestigious and profitable to be a member of a language commission testing the knowledge of the state language. Only historians who in Banderia specialize in questions of national oppression and sacrifice can argue with this post.

The country is filled with all kinds of institutions of national memory, universities. Holodomor, collegiums on national consciousness and other "ministries of truth." A special commission has been established to assess the damage caused by former cooperation with some neighboring countries.

In the coming years, the titanic work of the commission will be completed and the neighbors will be billed ... All residents hope that after paying the standard of living in Banderia will increase dramatically and it will finally lose everyone’s nose and become the champion of everything.

In the meantime, a favorite sport in Banderia is jumping on the spot. The game was first tested on the day of the founding of the country on the Holy Maidan and received the name "Who does not jump - that Moskal!".

Every year, on the day of St. Maidan, residents jump and have fun. Usually, on this holiday, non-citizens who do not speak the state language are not recommended to leave home. Otherwise possible accidents and self-harm. He who did not hide is to blame.

For the rest, Banderia piously honors all international rights and obligations and seeks to Europe, of which she feels part of. The third stage of the penultimate phase of the final part of the “roadmap” for the possible acquisition of associate membership will be completed this year.

The next eight stages, the government plans to go to 2030 year and then proceed directly to the preparation of a request for inclusion in the EU.

Banderia is preparing to embellish this difficult path with a number of significant events - the installation of monuments, the renaming of streets, the release of a series of personal awards, and the next course review. stories in school textbooks.

We wish happiness to this amazing country. Happiness away from us.
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  1. Yellow white
    Yellow white 17 May 2014 14: 43
    +29
    Do not hi jump, idiot !! !! 1
    1. AleksUkr
      AleksUkr 17 May 2014 14: 50
      +34
      Quote: Black and White
      Do not hi jump, idiot !! !! 1


      IT'S MORE FUN TOGETHER!!!
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 17 May 2014 15: 20
        +19
        Quote: AleksUkr
        IT'S MORE FUN TOGETHER!!!

        She is a monkey and a monkey in the White House.
      2. Lelek
        Lelek 19 May 2014 17: 52
        +3
        Of course - Skopom. bully
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    3. 1812 1945
      1812 1945 17 May 2014 15: 40
      +10
      Quote: Black and White
      Do not hi jump, idiot !! !! 1

      But for this manifestation of national identity (leaps), a madhouse is enough. Well - a few. The rest of the citizens of Bandera (former), having learned that their capital is not Washington but Moscow, will regain consciousness. - Russia cannot afford a country of degenerates of this scale, a sort of enclave - as in the author’s remarkable feuilleton. Thank him for the wonderful satire!
    4. Sergey Krymsky
      Sergey Krymsky 18 May 2014 13: 59
      +2
      about skipping ropes: on another site he gave a comment in March - for which he was immediately minified, this comment: "This is who came up with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFvIIi30KuU From 29:45 to 29: 49, only four seconds. But the result awaits, I think, the same. Let's crush like fleas. "
    5. orsker
      orsker 19 May 2014 00: 13
      +7
      Ukrainians bought a supercomputer in the USA. They brought it to Ukraine, collected it, turned it on, asked the question:
      - Who will be the president of Ukraine in 2020?
      The computer thought, thought for a week, then gave the answer:
      - Which Ukraine?
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 19 May 2014 17: 55
        +2
        It was something like this: bully
    6. Setrac
      Setrac 19 May 2014 00: 44
      +3
      The author of the bandera measured out a lot of the population from his generous soul.
  2. mad
    mad 17 May 2014 14: 43
    +20
    Urgently send to the censor. I can’t be blocked by IP wassat
    1. 0255
      0255 17 May 2014 14: 54
      +15
      Quote: mad
      Urgently send to the censor. I can’t be blocked by IP wassat

      What's the point? they won’t believe, they are still thinking of returning the Southeast and Crimea
      1. mad
        mad 17 May 2014 15: 14
        +15
        They won’t believe :( But they’ll sprinkle poisonous drool on the monitor :) a trifle, but it's nice wassat
      2. zennon
        zennon 17 May 2014 21: 08
        +4
        Quote: 0255
        they still think to bring back the Southeast and Crimea

        Are you serious? request
        1. 0255
          0255 17 May 2014 21: 48
          +2
          Quote: zennon
          Are you serious? request

          not me, but Kiev *******, seized power
          1. Lelek
            Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 01
            +2
            Not all, but the main contender-parrot, who is a marzipan king by nationality and a Jew by profession. bully
        2. Setrac
          Setrac 19 May 2014 01: 09
          0
          Quote: zennon
          Are you serious?

          More than, moreover, we are sure that they will be able to pick up a number of Russian regions (Krasnodar, Rostov, Belgorod, etc.) and arrange a victory parade on Red Square.
    2. Ptah
      Ptah 17 May 2014 16: 22
      +3
      Quote: mad
      I can’t be blocked by IP

      "This" Kuzma ", I will take it anyway"
      / film Kalina Krasnaya /
      Alexey! Someone dared someone (and could) "block". In our enlightened age of universal education ... what
      Wow ... Great "Trouble" ....
      A bunch of free, albeit ineffective anonymizers. And those that are paid are not that expensive.
      And also the "onion network" ("Tor") in this charitable cause to help!

      Chewing for the uninitiated -
      hellhead.ru/tor.php

      14prog.ru/prx/how-use-tor.aspx

      a lot of zamorochki letters -
      www.xakep.ru/magazine/xa/130/026/1.asp

      Itself "The Onion Router "is absolutely free
      https://www.torproject.org

    3. Ptah
      Ptah 17 May 2014 16: 29
      +16
      When you get in there, send my "fresh creation". Let them talk ...
      1. mad
        mad 17 May 2014 16: 57
        +4
        Yes soldier

        set off by the way)
      2. badandrew
        badandrew 20 May 2014 10: 46
        0
        No, it won’t work, the background is not right, we need a capitol, not the Kremlin.
      3. Midshipman
        Midshipman 20 May 2014 13: 01
        0
        The censor writes that Babai is an artist of a provincial theater. They posted a photo - it looks like
    4. northern
      northern 17 May 2014 18: 12
      0
      Put the Opera browser. turn on Turbo mode. Not the first time, so the second time you go without a problem.
    5. stroporez
      stroporez 20 May 2014 08: 38
      0
      Quote: mad
      Urgently send to the censor. I can’t be blocked by IP

      Julia barked?
  3. gsg955
    gsg955 17 May 2014 14: 44
    +27
    Even the inhabitants of this country are extremely envious, marked by the stamp of greed and national arrogance ... Please add, apparently I have missed something else.
    1. Tor hummer
      Tor hummer 17 May 2014 17: 30
      +6
      Quote: gsg955
      Even the inhabitants of this country are extremely envious, marked by the stamp of greed and national arrogance ... Please add, apparently I have missed something else.

      They are still dumb. This explains the rest.
    2. Akvadra
      Akvadra 17 May 2014 17: 51
      .
      Forgot to clarify what to look for on the map Bandera should be north of Magadan - Europe is so Europe!
      1. northern
        northern 17 May 2014 18: 15
        +4
        North of Magadan is the whole of Chukotka. Than you kind and sympathetic, hardworking and peaceful Chukchi did not please that?
      2. Little Russia
        Little Russia 18 May 2014 20: 28
        +5
        The signs described by the author clearly indicate the location of Bandera: between Kiev and Lviv.
        1. massad1
          massad1 18 May 2014 23: 07
          +4
          no, in south pakistan, CNN can't lie laughing
      3. Anna Kirichuk
        Anna Kirichuk 19 May 2014 01: 28
        +1
        nafig nafig! we don’t need banderlogs on our beautiful Chukotka - let them jump in our city of Galicia
    3. vedross
      vedross 17 May 2014 22: 05
      +4
      They are also blind or stupid, saying: "Here they say Bandera, Bandera ... And who we do not know, and they are not we and no one has seen ..." And I think deep in their hearts they begin to understand that obos. fought in front of the whole world with their hatred of the Russians.
    4. daemon
      daemon 18 May 2014 15: 54
      +1
      all the same, Russia will remain guilty in the end; ((this is in Banderostan a kind of holy and undeniable truth;)
    5. stroporez
      stroporez 20 May 2014 11: 35
      +1
      hottsa ask Have you been to Ukraine? because judgments about residents well .............. I didn’t work with them in any way, people are like people ............ and that is a pillowcase ... ..which is in power today ---- not the Ukrainian people ........
  4. Lyton
    Lyton 17 May 2014 14: 45
    +3
    Yes, they are not needed in the EU, that they can burn people, but work for the sake of the pan, the latter is no matter where it is intended for this.
  5. mig31
    mig31 17 May 2014 14: 47
    +2
    We must end this bacchanalia toughly once and for centuries, we will only dream peace will not destroy the Natsik in the bud ...
    1. vsoltan
      vsoltan 17 May 2014 15: 49
      +4
      It seems to me - ending Bandera is very simple - they too hold a referendum, self-determine, rather separate - until ours have come and choose the bearded woman Conchita for president. And then their happiness will begin .... quite European!
      1. 0255
        0255 17 May 2014 21: 52
        +15
        why do they need it - they have their own European happiness negative wassat
        It is also for the Maidan
        1. BIGLESHIY
          BIGLESHIY 18 May 2014 09: 23
          +8
          Quote: 0255
          why do they need it - they have their own European happiness negative wassat
          It is also for the Maidan

          At one of the "Eurovision" this bastard. sung by Rasha Goodbye Throw this transwist from Russia into the Ruin.
          1. 0255
            0255 18 May 2014 11: 14
            +1
            Quote: BIGLESHIY
            Quote: 0255
            why do they need it - they have their own European happiness negative wassat
            It is also for the Maidan

            At one of the "Eurovision" this bastard. sung by Rasha Goodbye Throw this transwist from Russia into the Ruin.

            And took 3rd place negative
        2. aleks 62
          aleks 62 19 May 2014 15: 44
          +1
          .... But from the Russian Federation does not get out ...
          1. Lelek
            Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 11
            +1
            Danyushka earns guest workers. bully
        3. Lelek
          Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 09
          +3
          Happiness is dill-like - to have everyone for free and there will be nothing for you. bully
        4. Midshipman
          Midshipman 20 May 2014 13: 11
          0
          We also have conchita, not such a well-known truth
          Pavel PetelPavel Petel
          )))
    2. Basarev
      Basarev 18 May 2014 13: 13
      +1
      Listen, bro, and let's move forward to Slavyansk together? We will help peasants to help Natsik. Personally, I'm ready.
  6. psychologist
    psychologist 17 May 2014 14: 48
    +10
    sounds better - "great utopia !!" fascism will never lead to anything good!
    1. Morgan
      Morgan 17 May 2014 15: 00
      +2
      Is it a utopia from the phrase "drown in the toilet"? ..
      1. zennon
        zennon 17 May 2014 21: 15
        +1
        Quote: Morgan
        Is it a utopia from the phrase "drown in the toilet"? ..

        No, this is what the island was called in Thomas More's book. A book about an ideal country.
        1. 0255
          0255 17 May 2014 21: 54
          +3
          Quote: zennon
          No, this is what the island was called in Thomas More's book. A book about an ideal country.

          in the case of Ukraine, "Utopia" means:
          Quote: Morgan
          Utopia is from the phrase "drown in the toilet"
          1. Morgan
            Morgan 17 May 2014 22: 22
            +1
            B.L, I know that this is an island in honor of the "victorious Utop" (as in T. More), but the outskirts are never an island. (There was also "The Island of Crimea", but this is also fantastic.) laughing
  7. aleks77
    aleks77 17 May 2014 14: 50
    +7
    Bender’s spiritual patron is Saint Jude, as the embodiment of the peak of spiritual development of a true Bendera.
    1. Lelek
      Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 16
      +1
      What is pop, such is parish. And the priests of Bandera are naturally Bandera. And the Odessa massacre was consecrated as a heroic deed. negative
  8. Morgan
    Morgan 17 May 2014 14: 51
    +7
    A people who called another nation an enemy ends in Nuremberg ...
    We wish the Bandera authorities an early introduction to the EU in this glorious city ...
    1. zennon
      zennon 17 May 2014 21: 18
      +1
      Quote: Morgan
      A people who called another nation an enemy ends in Nuremberg ...

      Provided that he was defeated, Matrasia called the Indians enemies. I have not heard that they would be dragged to the tribunal ...
      1. Morgan
        Morgan 18 May 2014 01: 56
        0
        Do Bandera have any military chances?
  9. AleksUkr
    AleksUkr 17 May 2014 14: 52
    +38
    SMART MAN KNOW WHAT HE SAYED!
  10. Comintern
    Comintern 17 May 2014 14: 53
    +5
    I would say banderlog, but it’s alright for flawed ones,
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    2. GRANATE-19
      GRANATE-19 17 May 2014 15: 39
      +2
      Quote: Comintern
      I would say banderlog, but it’s alright for flawed ones,

      And I would call banderlastia (from banderlasts)
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 19
        +1
        Banderland is shorter. And the barbed wire around the perimeter. yes
  11. Slavich
    Slavich 17 May 2014 14: 54
    +12
    Amazingly believable version. I want to add from myself that all the inhabitants of this country are world champions in side jumping.
    1. Ygorez
      Ygorez 17 May 2014 14: 59
      +5
      I do not agree, on the attack on the rake
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      2. GRANATE-19
        GRANATE-19 17 May 2014 15: 40
        +7
        Quote: Ygorez
        I do not agree, on the attack on the rake

        Rake jumping champions, more precisely.
        1. massad1
          massad1 18 May 2014 23: 13
          +1
          and for children wassat
    2. Val_y
      Val_y 17 May 2014 15: 21
      +2
      Nah, jumping not to the side, but jumping wide laughing
      1. zennon
        zennon 17 May 2014 21: 21
        +9
        Quote: Val_Y
        Nah, jumping not to the side, but jumping wide

        Do not argue. Here are these jumps:
    3. Altona
      Altona 17 May 2014 15: 49
      +3
      Quote: Slavich
      I want to add from myself that all the inhabitants of this country are world champions in side jumping.

      ----------------------------
      It’s not true, they still cross-stitch perfectly and eat a bacon sandwich, putting bacon down, it’s more delicious ...
  12. surovts.valery
    surovts.valery 17 May 2014 14: 55
    +9
    And their so-called days. military glory are the days of "glory of Banderovoysk" such as the defense of Konotop, the battle at Kruty, the "heroic" battle of the SS Galicia division at Brody, and in conclusion: the siege of Slavyansk.
    Salo ur .... e! Heroam sala!
  13. kirieeleyson
    kirieeleyson 17 May 2014 14: 56
    +9
    The most depressing thing is that all this has already been implemented in the Baltic states ... You don’t have to go far for the Mac, which has already been put together under tracing paper for an approximately oriented biomass.
    The EU is spreading like a poorly glued vase to the same seams of national self-identity as they paint it in Ukraine, crushing people at the small-cell level. Europeans are perplexed at why self-identity cannot be introduced into the masses at home, and voting for it in Ukraine is necessary, for some reason it is against Russia, although Putin has already sent letters to the entire EU leadership and gives a direct line with the whole country.
  14. Uncle lee
    Uncle lee 17 May 2014 14: 59
    +9
    It is a sin to mock sick people ...
    1. Sibiryak1303
      Sibiryak1303 17 May 2014 18: 58
      0
      So God offended them, and on the head laughing
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 22
        +1
        Even Western gurus begin to understand this.
  15. morpogr
    morpogr 17 May 2014 15: 01
    +24
    The country is a misunderstanding.
    1. Slavich
      Slavich 17 May 2014 15: 04
      +8
      -Ukraine-tse Europe.

      Right They just forget to specify that this is the very same --- and this Europe.
    2. Dmitry Toderes
      Dmitry Toderes 20 May 2014 14: 52
      0
      As I understand it, the tip from the plug hangs on his neck?
  16. Victor1
    Victor1 17 May 2014 15: 04
    +3
    I think all the same with 20 million is too much ...
  17. Gloria45
    Gloria45 17 May 2014 15: 07
    +11
    including intimate tourism for people of all orientations.

    I see in Nice, on the Cote d'Azur, the "product" of such tourism. How scary it is! This is the intention of the local mafia.
    The scheme is as follows: girls, Slavs are very much appreciated, but there are also a lot of Romanians, they are sent to Switzerland for 2 months. There they are densely planted on crack, and then "work". Work experience, as a rule, does not exceed 2 years. It’s impossible to describe what the waste material turns into! But now the attention has turned to children - this is even worse.
    1. Val_y
      Val_y 17 May 2014 15: 25
      +2
      The plaque is copper, but after the accession of New Russia it will be necessary to go to put things in order in the geyropu, though if by that time the Ottomans had not restored order to the scimitar, well, tadaaaa, hello what
  18. DanSabaka
    DanSabaka 17 May 2014 15: 15
    +4
    The author forgot to mention that although Bandera cannot join NATO, NATO military bases are located there. And the largest of them is in the Sumy region of Bandera.
    And from Sumy to Moscow it’s only 570 km, according to Yandex cards.
    And therefore - NO BANDERIA SHOULD EXIST!
    1. Val_y
      Val_y 17 May 2014 15: 34
      +2
      Not Bandera is between Lviv and Kiev, but on the other hand, all the rules
      hi
      1. Penzyac
        Penzyac 17 May 2014 17: 35
        +1
        Quote: Val_Y
        Not Bandera is between Lviv and Kiev, but on the other hand, all the rules
        hi

        I would say that between Lviv and Poland, and the temporarily occupied Kiev is the mother of Russian cities, they cannot be seen as their ears.
        1. DanSabaka
          DanSabaka 17 May 2014 18: 04
          0
          Even if you give Bandera Lviv with the adjacent Carpathians, it’s all the same, let’s get NATO bases closer to Russia 500 km away .... And don’t forget about the Carpathian Rusyns, these are opponents of the Zapadentsevs, you can’t abandon them ....
          So it turns out - there should not be Bandera, in any form, in no borders ....
      2. DanSabaka
        DanSabaka 17 May 2014 18: 01
        0
        Well, if the author named the population figure at 20 million, then it turns out that Bandera includes both Kiev and Slobozhanshchina (Poltava, Sumy, Chernihiv).
        And even if before Kiev, it will still bring NATO bases closer to the border of the Russian Federation.
  19. zzzxzzz
    zzzxzzz 17 May 2014 15: 17
    +4
    Quote: Slavich
    -Ukraine-tse Europe.

    Right They just forget to specify that this is the very same --- and this Europe.

    Precisely Modified
  20. Giant thought
    Giant thought 17 May 2014 15: 26
    +2
    Beautiful fairy tale!
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    2. GRANATE-19
      GRANATE-19 17 May 2014 15: 47
      +3
      Quote: Giant thought
      Beautiful fairy tale!

      As if this fairy tale did not come true, we must work on this issue and stop all attempts to "trap" influence the situation in the direction of the destruction of Ukraine!
      Sincerely, I express my humble opinion.
  21. b.t.a.
    b.t.a. 17 May 2014 15: 26
    +5
    What a Bonderlog fascism turns out. Together with Kallamoisky, people are being killed in Odessa. Sold the country to amer and the EU. They kill their own for the sake of strangers. Here they are the "great" Ukrainians.
    1. Lelek
      Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 26
      +4
      Why be surprised. The chosen people are the first creator. This is not a fly for you to sneeze. bully
  22. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 17 May 2014 15: 28
    +6
    Quote from one speech:


    The centuries-old dream of the Ukrainian people has come true. Now we are free, the citizens of a free country own this sea, this sun, this blessed land. We no longer need to be a stranger's breadbasket and feed a hungry, lazy and drinking older brother. Ukraine will pass a little more time. will be Slavic France, Canada of the eastern hemisphere. We will live richly, happily, like all the countries of Europe.

    Well, how did you achieve what you dreamed about?
    1. The centurion
      The centurion 17 May 2014 15: 44
      +10
      Quote: A1L9E4K9S
      The age-old dream of the Ukrainian people has come true.


      Ukraine is a good country
      Sorry, h.oh.l.a.m. got
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    3. GRANATE-19
      GRANATE-19 17 May 2014 21: 44
      +2
      Quote: A1L9E4K9S
      Well, how did you achieve what you dreamed about?

      “Well, what are we going to do now?” - said Taras, looking directly into his eyes. But Andriy did not know anything to say, and stood with his eyes downcast in the ground. - What, son, did your Poles help you?
    4. Anna Kirichuk
      Anna Kirichuk 19 May 2014 01: 38
      +2
      this is from the movie "72 meters" - an episode when the military sailors took the ukro-oath. And then the Janissary's command: "ARRRRKESTR! Farewell to the Slavyanka!" The most favorite moment of this film for me ... Tears and pride for the true military!
  23. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket 17 May 2014 15: 38
    +2
    The guard, the author forgot about the Ministry of Crown Protection, in the form of the braid of their nurse ... am
  24. urii
    urii 17 May 2014 15: 43
    +2
    in another joke. who did not see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4J-p-h54YE
    1. zennon
      zennon 17 May 2014 21: 33
      +6
      Quote: urii
      in another joke. who did not see

      Dear moderator! There is a lot of mat, but I could not show !!! Honestly, this must be seen. Do not remove immediately!
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    3. GRANATE-19
      GRANATE-19 18 May 2014 13: 46
      -2
      Quote: urii
      in another joke. who did not see

      In the process, this TV @ p is not adequate, it is trying to pass off wishful thinking, although someone else may think so in the Banderstat. This nonsense must be blocked, or removed from Ukrainian portals. And listening further, I think she’s on the dope, I think that a cheat should stop ceasing to feed it!
      Sincerely, I express my humble opinion.
      PS Kuznetsova on this p @ far not!
      1. Fanat1984
        Fanat1984 18 May 2014 14: 15
        0
        The tongue is tangled, the pupils are dilated, inadequate facial expressions, sharp and unreasonable changes in voice (louder, quieter), disruption of the vestibular apparatus. DIAGNOSIS: DRUG DRUG !!!

        And someone, explain this forgiveness ... Lord, that not only Russians, but also Ukrainians were evicted and evicted by order of GEORGIAN !!!
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        2. nvv
          nvv 18 May 2014 15: 06
          +1
          Listen, you, Major Couch, don't you dare even think badly about the GENERALISIMUS.
          1. yehat
            yehat 19 May 2014 11: 05
            +1
            so what? Joseph Vissarionovich is also a man. If you take it like that, it’s unlikely to be offended.
      2. Was mammoth
        Was mammoth 18 May 2014 14: 49
        +3
        Quote: GRANATE-19
        This dog nonsense must be blocked, or removed from Ukrainian portals

        You're not right. This is, if you listen carefully, look and think, anti-Bandera, anti-Velikoukrovskaya recording. All out. And among the nonsense there is truth. Fears. "How much rope does not twist ...".
        Quote: GRANATE-19

        In the course of this TV @ pi is not adequate

        This is yes!
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      6. nvv
        nvv 18 May 2014 15: 25
        0
        Listen Granite, what garbage can you rummage around for? He lived his life, not one woman was hit. But here .......
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        2. GRANATE-19
          GRANATE-19 20 May 2014 22: 09
          0
          Quote: nvv
          Listen Granite, what garbage can you rummage around for? He lived his life, not one woman was hit. But here .......

          For my LIFE, I went around more than one garbage dump in the mountains (I didn’t see any ghouls even in the centuries-old cemeteries in the mountains), but I myself see the first mpa3, I don’t understand that it’s worse than a TV @ p sniper or is it a monster that lies, breaches, whistles , agitates, promotes, perverts facts and parasitically looks at life ...
          do not beat her, but with the paw of a sapper ...
          Sincerely, I express my humble opinion.
      7. Ignatius
        Ignatius 18 May 2014 22: 56
        +1
        The presence of a characteristic defect in fiction and some physiognomic signs gives reason to assume that Madame Yarosh does not have everything in order with blood purity ...
        1. Setrac
          Setrac 19 May 2014 10: 55
          0
          Quote: Ignatius
          that Madame Yarosh is not all right with the purity of blood ...

          And not in the first generation.
      8. maiman
        maiman 19 May 2014 08: 27
        0
        Riding creature, fabulous Fool
      9. Lelek
        Lelek 19 May 2014 18: 34
        +1
        From fear and under sha-fe you still do not make such a crow. fellow
      10. Yasondinalt
        Yasondinalt 24 May 2014 00: 26
        0
        They are all there, on the go, stoned. What does this count on? Then I shut up, there were only mats.
  25. nikrandel
    nikrandel 17 May 2014 15: 44
    +2
    The slave system in Europe is resuming!
    Now snickering gayropeytsy have obedient mongrels on which you can stomp, but they will only be glad, they don’t skip.
    Country of horseback riders.
  26. nalim
    nalim 17 May 2014 15: 45
    +5
    ... and their favorite sport is shooting at peaceful villagers and villagers, which will cause the population to decline ....
  27. kmike
    kmike 17 May 2014 15: 50
    +3
    The future of Great Bandera is described quite plausibly, but what will happen to people, in particular the unfortunate boy who was born in December 2013 and who was called with a rare name Euromaidan Evgenievich. For anyone with that name, he must make himself a great career in the future, the most free and the most democratic country of the Great Bandera.
  28. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 17 May 2014 15: 51
    +2
    Yes! It is possible that for what they fought, on that you will jump!
  29. bda
    bda 17 May 2014 15: 58
    +3
    Half-breeds are not allowed to rule the country and are content with the role of “non-citizens”.


    The reality shows that just the half-breeds (such as the now dead Sasha Bilogo, the still not dead Julia Timoshenko, etc.) are the most evil Natsiks.

    The main thing for us now is that the "Great Banderia" (which has almost firmly included in its composition and fairly industrial Dnipropetrovschina) does not grow to the almost abandoned Donbass - if this happens - the local Donbass mixed population (see the paragraph above), if it is "forged" in a Bandorian way (as 20 years ago in the Russian Dnipropetrovsk region), it will show us such a Bandera that the former (now dead) one will be remembered by an angel.
    God grant that this does not happen and the Donbass survived the battle and then also survived economically - it all depends on it!
  30. upasika1918
    upasika1918 17 May 2014 16: 16
    +28
    I recalled for a long time where I had already seen this face. I remembered.
    1. ispaniard
      ispaniard 19 May 2014 16: 20
      0
      I agree! GNI.D. And he is a traitor. I have a friend from Zaporozhye to my question right after the Maidan -For whom will the Zaporozhian Cossacks vote? Answered - For Klitschko, we believe he will not betray him ... And now this KLICHKO-OCHKO withdrew from the elections and pushed the "rolls" in front of PARASHEYENko (The post of mayor of Kiev was promised him ...) Ugh, he destroyed his homeland with his own hands and people who believe how simple it is ... exchanged for Baksiks sad
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  31. Sergey Vl.
    Sergey Vl. 17 May 2014 16: 24
    +3
    An interesting picture is drawn in this visionary article - a cloaca in the center of Europe!
  32. Mikl1977
    Mikl1977 17 May 2014 16: 25
    +3
    Great article! We look forward to continuing ... :)
  33. marder4
    marder4 17 May 2014 16: 38
    +2
    excellent article !!! with humor the author is all ok)) direct at least send to print))
  34. bda
    bda 17 May 2014 16: 39
    0
    Quote: kmike
    what will happen to people, in particular the unhappy boy who was born in December 2013 and who was named with a rare name Euromaidan Evgenievich

    Will be in great demand among "Eurotourists" of the corresponding orientation.
    1. Penzyac
      Penzyac 17 May 2014 17: 26
      +1
      Quote: bda
      Quote: kmike
      what will happen to people, in particular the unhappy boy who was born in December 2013 and who was named with a rare name Euromaidan Evgenievich

      Will be in great demand among "Eurotourists" of the corresponding orientation.

      No, he’ll probably grow up, put on his dad’s ears and change his name, I hope not on Conchita. wassat
  35. Siberian
    Siberian 17 May 2014 16: 50
    +2
    So they must be outweighed by the content of the EU and America - by the real content! And to do this not gradually, but immediately abruptly. Deny everything: loans and humanitarian assistance from our side (we have someone to help, with pleasure and desire), and discounts, and purchases from the pity of Ukrainian goods (and other things that we can do without from the EU countries ) If AI has money, then let peaceful goals go to work.
  36. X Y Z
    X Y Z 17 May 2014 17: 00
    +2
    Everything is very realistic described! And most importantly - it will be true, natural Bandera, without factories, plants, power plants, etc. What will be the fresh village air there, wild boars, beds, branches in embroidered shirts and girls in wreaths with ribbons. Fat, vodka, pear blast on every corner. Ecotourism and sextourism are booming. The beauty.
  37. demotivator
    demotivator 17 May 2014 17: 04
    +1
    All this buch in Ukraine was brewed by its authors under the slogan of the country's entry into Europe. For many years, the layman was dripping on the brains that Ukraine is tse Europe. And no other way. Here is GRIGORY CHAPKIS, Ukrainian dancer and choreographer, People's Artist of Ukraine broadcasting:
    We are located in the very center of Europe, so who do you think then ?! Another thing is that we are an underdeveloped Europe. But I am sure that several years will pass and we will be a truly European civilized country. We will feed not only Europe and Russia, but also African countries. We will export our products competing with the best European products to America. We will again become a literate, reading country. There is potential for this. Otherwise, I don’t think for myself. What is happening in economics and politics is temporary. This rubbish occurring in power should end. The people will deal with this. Discipline and order will come.

    And here is IRINA MATYASH, doctor of historical sciences, professor, director of the Ukrainian Research Institute of Archival and Documentation:
    Does Ukraine belong to European civilization? The question is not new, global and acute enough for Ukrainians. I think it is important to consider it not from the philistine-consumerist positions of a lack of necessary goods in Ukraine, but from the point of view of the need to restore the continuity of great culture forcibly interrupted by hunger, repression, and political strife. Recovery in the minds of everyone ...

    Of course, the Bolsheviks repressions and famines destroyed the continuity of the great Ukrainian European culture. It is necessary to restore. It remains only to decide on what cultural European model. Maybe it’s because of what is shown in this photo? To read the text, just click on the photo.
  38. Havoc
    Havoc 17 May 2014 17: 15
    0
    Whoever will be the last to bear this "proud" name of Ukraine is in debt. So you need to hurry with the separation.
  39. MolGro
    MolGro 17 May 2014 17: 19
    +9
    A traitor at all times was a nits !!
    Bandera is the new Mazepo with the same ideas and goals at the expense of the invaders to gain power!

    The Order of Judah is an order made in a single copy in 1709 by order of Tsar Peter the Great to award the hetman Mazepa.
    The order was a circle weighing 5 kg, made of silver. The circle depicted Judas Iscariot, hanging on an aspen, below the image of 30 pieces of silver and the inscription

    “The son of perishing Judas is being repulsed, even if he suffers from avarice.”
  40. Penzyac
    Penzyac 17 May 2014 17: 20
    +3
    He smiled at a feuilleton plus, only, in my opinion, with the 20 million population of Bandera the author clearly went too far, from the power of 5 million, with a steady tendency to decrease. smile
    1. kot28.ru
      kot28.ru 17 May 2014 17: 57
      0
      Quote: PENZYAC
      He smiled at a feuilleton plus, only, in my opinion, with the 20 million population of Bandera the author clearly went too far, from the power of 5 million, with a steady tendency to decrease. smile

      + 100500 hi
  41. Arkan
    Arkan 17 May 2014 17: 30
    0
    Great Banderia


    This is the "bright future" of the Banderlog, their dreams and the Heil Hitler championship, in addition to horse racing.
  42. chelovektapok
    chelovektapok 17 May 2014 17: 33
    +1
    Tourism? .... In the nearest neighborhoods the main tourists are Russians! .... And the Russian Tourist in Banderia is only organized. As part of military units will go. So - "cotton beard". Let sexturism banchat for gray perverts from Geyrope.
  43. Black
    Black 17 May 2014 17: 45
    +3
    Bandera, speak? ... And across to them! To have such a stinking side by side, do we need it? Bandera is a few dozen caches in the forests of Galicia ... Two or a maximum of two years.
    1. izGOI
      izGOI 18 May 2014 21: 45
      0
      Russian people are kind and, most importantly, easygoing. Out of the kindness of their souls, they give up on a hundred or two Banderaites, deciding that they themselves would die out and pose no danger. And these creatures are tenacious, and their offspring with their mother's milk are poisoned with the poison of Bandera. In order not to poison those living with them in the same country with their poison, there is only one way out "Banderia from Zbruch to the Carpathians" And for entering the territory of Ukraine and Novorossia, forced sterilization.
  44. kot28.ru
    kot28.ru 17 May 2014 17: 54
    0
    It's time to collect another trip to the geyropu! soldier am Well, they can’t live without traditions and 100 years, traditions, you know! laughing
  45. northern
    northern 17 May 2014 18: 22
    +1
    The level of Albania is the closest prospect. And if something does not radically change, then everything will be much worse than Albania.
    The author of the article is well done. with a sense of humor, all is well. That's just over-optimistic.
  46. sv68
    sv68 17 May 2014 18: 26
    0
    over time, we will destroy the great banderia, it is not necessary that the scum name something on the world map, all this land should belong to Russia, and non-traditional let them end up in their EU and exist there as they want.
  47. Palladium900
    Palladium900 17 May 2014 18: 38
    +2
    "The future Bandera Ukraine is a small country in Eastern Europe."
    There is an alternative: the future Bandera Ukraine is a large diaspora in northern Canada.
  48. Valery_37_RUS
    Valery_37_RUS 17 May 2014 19: 30
    0
    Cho jumped a little!
  49. Palych9999
    Palych9999 17 May 2014 20: 42
    0
    Cute opus.
    Indeed, it remains to wish only the happiness of this amazing country, away from us ...
  50. Manul49
    Manul49 17 May 2014 22: 25
    0
    Quote: aleks77
    Holy judas


    There is one, but this is NOT a Judas traitor with 30 pieces of silver.

    But Bandera’s patrons are suitable only for Judas Iscariot, Christ the Apostle.