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Ukrokandidatyh practice in debates

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In Ukraine, the election debates started the other day: a sort of bride at the post of the main “plague” in a state that is crumbling before everyone's eyes. At first glance, everything is as it should be: strict suits, ties, polished shoes to shine, female candidates - with makeup and hairstyles - a political show on the precepts of the “great” West. But with a more serious acquaintance with the "debating", the thought arises that this is not a debate, but, excuse me, the "Ship of Fools" by Hieronymus Bosch. And there is a complete feeling that the ship in full sail rushes to the rocks.


The selection of candidates is such that the debate turns into a real circus "on the water". It’s no joke to say: in these political and pseudo-political figures, the country is crumbling underfoot, a few hundred kilometers from a beautiful and brightly lit studio, some Ukrainians kill other Ukrainians, the economy rushes to hell, the hatred of the people rolls over, and they “powder their noses” in the makeup rooms and going out under the lights of the spotlights, they argue about how wonderful presidents will be ...

Ukrokandidatyh practice in debates


You only elect me, says one of the candidates, and I will provide the monthly income of citizens, at least in 1000 US dollars. This is at the value of nominal GDP per capita of Ukraine according to the IMF estimates of less than 4000 dollars per year. Of course, such promises for a country that sleeps and sees another credit tranche from Western benefactors, in order to pay off at least some of the old debts, can be looked upon as new Ukrainian humoresques. And it would be better not to look at such a candidate at all - even the last name should not be remembered, since he himself doesn’t know what he is carrying ...

But it is impossible not to remember the name of another candidate, because this is our common “friend” and, God forgive me, “brother” Petro Poroshenko, who has a revolutionary chocolate flavor that clearly gives no peace. The candy king promises a sweet life to Ukraine, without specifying that it will remain of Ukraine by the time this very sweet life begins. If he means the limits of his apartments, then one must think that a bright future in this separately taken part of Ukraine has already come ...

Another thing is interesting: when exactly the competent authorities will be engaged in the origin of this “bright future”, and when the Ukrainians themselves realize that Yanukovych’s change to Poroshenko, and at the same time, Viktor Yanukovych’s family change to Joseph Biden’s family (Biden’s son shows a remarkable interest in the Ukrainian energy system with the active support of Poroshenko) - hardly what they dreamed of.

By the way, Petro Poroshenko during the debates is not at all as sweet as many people think. The main reason is that, speaking to the public, Petr Alekseevich is compelled to reflect on how he now can return the money that was “withheld” by the Russian side for “moral damage”. We are talking about the decision of the Tver Court of Moscow, according to which Mr. Poroshenko’s accounts in Russian financial institutions of 15 million dollars and 2 billion rubles, respectively, were arrested. Representatives of Porhenkovsky Roshen'a filed an appeal, but the court decision was not changed, and now Peter Alekseevich will have to “recruit” either Mr. Biden, or, at worst, some Nuland in order to compensate for the losses for the position that the West has directed for candy King of All Ukraine.

Yesterday's caretaker Yulia Tymoshenko, who, after several attempts to finally resolve the issue with the Ukrainian economy, cherishes the hope of resolving this issue already in the status of president, is also ready to “debate” before the stars. And this is despite the fact that 8,8% of Ukrainian voters are ready to vote for Yulia today (the results of a sociological poll from the GFC “Ukraine”) ... Still, it’s better than that of Tyagnibok, who seems to have finally fallen into marasmus about setting barriers for all languages in Ukraine, with the exception of Ukrainian, and no other “presidential” ideas are able to voice. The leader of "Freedom" rating today is 1,3%.

So, Yulia Tymoshenko continues to rape the brain of Ukrainian citizens with reflections on the fact that she and she will solve all Ukrainian problems until the return of the Crimea ... There will be, they say, gas at cheap prices, and European prosperity, and NATO partners peacefully plowing expanses of the Black Sea defending the frontiers of Ukraine from "moskalskih" attacks. In general, 8,8% of Ukrainians still believe in this crap, although a much larger number of non-square citizens either make fun of “Mrs. 2011-2014”, or even frankly declare that they are sick of a lady with a scythe.

One of those present at the Kharkov rally of Yulia Tymoshenko, speaking after the apparently thin applause, raised the mini-slogan "Kachanovsky colony is waiting for you!"



Julia pretended not to notice ... And the majority of not only Kharkiv citizens, but also Ukrainians in general no longer notice Yulya herself. It seems to be there, but it seems to be no longer there. Everyone (except 8,8%) understands, and Yulia doesn’t understand that she has worked out material for the West, and it’s too late to seek support from Russia after her numerous tirades about “atomic shooting” and “scorched earth”.

But from the folklore of the candidate Tymoshenko from social networks.

It was the third year of the Tymoshenko presidency ... Spring ...

Started to eat pigeons. They are tasty and healthy. The bark of the tree is suitable as a condiment and brewing tea.
On the day of birth they stabbed the cur. On the balcony lying upside down salted sparrows.
The air in the city becomes cleaner, rare cars surprise kids.

We are looking forward to summer ... There are no cockroaches at home ... The last one was eaten back in September of 2015 ... The mosquitoes are afraid to fly in to us, our veins suck them through their proboscis! Migratory birds fly over my city only at the height of 12 000 meters, they are afraid below ... people jump! Toads spring croak only sitting deep under water! The rats are gone from the city forever! Today I boiled my shoelaces for the first time; if they follow salt, they look like spaghetti.


And they say: debate ...
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  1. Canep
    Canep 16 May 2014 08: 01
    +23
    Candidate lessons are more correct.

    You just elect me, one of the candidates says, and I will provide a monthly income of citizens of at least 1000 US dollars
    He’s lying and not blushing, for the presidential term this can only be done using Stalin’s methods, and for a longer period it’s not difficult - the dollar will collapse.
    In short, in vain Darth Vader was expelled from the candidates.
    1. Alexander Petrovich
      Alexander Petrovich 16 May 2014 08: 34
      +10
      Quote: Canep
      In short, in vain Darth Vader was expelled from the candidates.

      it makes no difference that this one is the clown. There is debate when there is a civil war in the country, which, apparently, they are losing in order to divert the attention of the people.
      1. Ivan_Ivanov
        Ivan_Ivanov 16 May 2014 12: 22
        +19
        The foundation of the state is the morality of its people.

      2. wasjasibirjac
        wasjasibirjac 17 May 2014 03: 35
        +6
        Quote: Alexander Petrovich
        it makes no difference that this one is the clown.

        gift vader, at least, an honest clown, and these "candidates" do not want to admit their clown hypostasis.
    2. Saratoga833
      Saratoga833 16 May 2014 08: 43
      +17
      The juntates are now fighting for the opportunity to take away from Ukraine everything that is not nailed down. Personally, I do not see much difference between the "candidates".
      1. from punk
        from punk 16 May 2014 09: 07
        +6
        Quote: Saratoga833
        Personally, I do not see much difference between the "candidates".

        the rhetoric is the same for everyone — Russia is an enemy. economic programs are such that it seems that they are all great magicians. And from year to year, the same thing no one talks about development. Everyone just says that Ukraine will have to go the hard way. as it turns out that with each leading president it got worse and had to start all over again and so 23 years
      2. Thompson
        Thompson 16 May 2014 09: 31
        +5
        It’s just that the gang chooses the alleged leader, or rather, the one watching
      3. skullcap
        skullcap 16 May 2014 10: 20
        +11
        Quote: Saratoga833
        Huntas are fighting now for the opportunity to drag away from Ukraine everything that is not nailed

        In my opinion: we make a mistake when we call this pack of thieves and murderers a junta. We kind of allow their certain independence in actions.
        I think that it is more correct to call them AMERICAN PUPPETS.
        Then everything falls into place.
        And no one will come up with the idea that the keys to the conflict, and therefore responsibility for it, are in the hands of Russia. Since it will be clear to everyone that there are no keys, but there are strings pulling puppies.
        And these strings are in facington. And he should stop this horror.
        1. Cherdak
          Cherdak 16 May 2014 12: 48
          +6
          Quote: kosopuz
          I think that it is more correct to call them AMERICAN PUPPETS.


          reduction AMARETS will be funnier

          Checked the birthright of Yandex and received "A typo on" america "was corrected in the request of" amaretka "
          So it all fits together
      4. The comment was deleted.
      5. orsker
        orsker 19 May 2014 00: 20
        +1
        Economists fear that if all the money stolen by oligarchs is returned to Ukraine, as required by the Maidan, the money system of many countries where this money is stored may collapse.
    3. Wellych
      Wellych 16 May 2014 09: 05
      +12
      no, we laugh of course over them, but who is dearer than these patients?
    4. Orik
      Orik 16 May 2014 09: 14
      +11
      Quote: Canep
      In short, in vain Darth Vader was expelled from the candidates.

      Not for nothing, he was a really dangerous rival for the level of dill candidates, but not everything is lost, if Krajina lasts, only aliens can save it. wassat
    5. korol yasheriz
      korol yasheriz 16 May 2014 10: 58
      +7
      Yeah, Vader even had a sense of humor: D
    6. Sinri
      Sinri 16 May 2014 12: 35
      +4
      They already need the emperor himself, Lord Sidious.
      1. northern
        northern 16 May 2014 13: 02
        +3
        Sith to them and so because of the puddle came enough
      2. sla7a
        sla7a 16 May 2014 15: 39
        +1
        In my opinion, they already have NEDOSIDUS (pedophile Armenians), and a little bit of strength And NEMa!
    7. comprochikos
      comprochikos 16 May 2014 16: 02
      +7
      Quote: Canep
      in vain Darth Vader was expelled from the candidates.

      Darth, in my opinion, is the kindest and most normal character of all of these. But seriously, it seems to me that he, by his participation at the start, specially showed what their elections in general are like - the circus and the clowning.
    8. g1v2
      g1v2 16 May 2014 16: 39
      +1
      It’s just that everyone, except those who earn more mowing, will be deprived of citizenship and everything is done!
      1. 311ove
        311ove 16 May 2014 17: 31
        +3
        Respect to the author, but here's a laugh, somehow it turns out, "through tears" ...
    9. Duke
      Duke 16 May 2014 22: 45
      +1
      Quote: Canep
      In short, in vain Darth Vader was expelled from the candidates.

      But he is running for mayor of Kiev.
      1. Ptah
        Ptah 17 May 2014 00: 32
        +2
        Quote: Duke
        But he is running for mayor

        ... and Odessa.

        www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=1582574
    10. daemon
      daemon 17 May 2014 19: 27
      +2
      Ukraine needed Stalin In the month of January, then order would be in the country;))
  2. Yellow white
    Yellow white 16 May 2014 08: 03
    +1
    Good in the article is a poster!
    This is exactly and absolutely true, I’ve been waiting for ...
  3. skylare
    skylare 16 May 2014 08: 07
    +8
    Only fools strive to become masters of a house that is engulfed in flames.
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    2. mamont5
      mamont5 16 May 2014 08: 45
      +5
      Quote: skylare
      Only fools strive to become masters of a house that is engulfed in flames.


      They simply continue to carry out the plan of their masters amer. The "hang up" commands were not received, so they act as ordered earlier.
      1. comprochikos
        comprochikos 16 May 2014 16: 07
        0
        And they still need to save their loot, which in the West, that’s where they turn at x ... in America
  4. Agat
    Agat 16 May 2014 08: 12
    +6
    A ghostly future with such future presidents!

    Ukraine: - Who are you?
    Fur animal: - Scribe.
    Ukraine: - What do you want?
    Fur animal: - Oh, come!
    1. The point
      The point 16 May 2014 14: 44
      +7
      the odds are about 50/50.
  5. denchik1977
    denchik1977 16 May 2014 08: 13
    +7
    This is not ukrokandidy, but rather orkokandidki .....
    1. Revolver
      Revolver 16 May 2014 08: 20
      +9
      Some are so straightforward urco candidates.
      1. Saratoga833
        Saratoga833 16 May 2014 08: 45
        +2
        Yes, not someone, but ALL urco candidates!
        1. Revolver
          Revolver 16 May 2014 21: 10
          +4
          Quote: Saratoga833
          Yes, not someone, but ALL urco candidates!

          No, not all. Parashenko, for example, if he gets to the zone, will be in authority there. A woman with a scythe is already behind her shoulders, and the article "respected" - theft in a particularly large, or whatever the new code. But, say, Lyashko, the correct lessons will accurately determine the place near the bucket, because pedophilia can only be a reason for cocksucking, but not authority.
    2. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 16 May 2014 16: 48
      +2
      Quote: denchik1977
      This is not ukrokandidy, but rather orkokandidki .....

      It is rather ukrokandidoz (candidiasis - a fungal infection).
  6. MOISEY
    MOISEY 16 May 2014 08: 13
    +17
    "We look forward to summer ... There are no cockroaches at home ... The last one was eaten back in September 2015 ... Mosquitoes are afraid to fly into us, our veins suck them in through their proboscis! Migratory birds fly over my city only at an altitude of 12 meters, below they are afraid ... the people jump! Toads in the spring croak only sitting deep under water! The rats have left the city forever! Today I boiled the laces for the first time, if they should be salted, they look like spaghetti. "

    It is sad that Russia will again be blamed for the new famine.
  7. Humpty
    Humpty 16 May 2014 08: 13
    +8
    I can’t understand that they have not a single x-x-la in the "top five" applicants?
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 16 May 2014 09: 01
      +10
      Quote: Humpty
      I can’t understand that they have not a single x-x-la in the "top five" applicants?

      Duc like everything with Ukrainian surnames, but as you dig - a Jew.
      But, frankly, of the commercials on TV that are currently being played as part of the election program, Rabinovich looks the best! And he says that you need to remove those who have been in power for 10 years, including BP, and that you need to WORK, and not envy your neighbor ... that's normal. Better than all of these combined hi
      1. Humpty
        Humpty 16 May 2014 09: 06
        +7
        Lena, I actually do not have anything significant against the Jews as such. But the fact that among themselves they are bickering for power over Ukraine, consider that some Jews emphasize once again that they are all dead.
      2. Gloria45
        Gloria45 16 May 2014 11: 08
        +3
        Another thing is interesting: when exactly the competent authorities will be engaged in the origin of this “bright future”, and when the Ukrainians themselves realize that Yanukovych’s change to Poroshenko, and at the same time, Viktor Yanukovych’s family change to Joseph Biden’s family (Biden’s son shows a remarkable interest in the Ukrainian energy system with the active support of Poroshenko) - hardly what they dreamed of.

        A voter esche i takie podrobnosti:
        the leadership of the Ukrainian gas company included the ex-president of Poland, Biden's son and close friend of stepson Kerry
        The list of famous foreign personalities in the leadership of the notorious Ukrainian oil and gas holding Burisma is replenished. Now, among the directors of the company, the former President of Poland, Alexander Kwasniewski, has been discovered. It turned out that Burisma is wholly owned by the offshore company Brociti Investments Limited (Cyprus), one of the directors of which is Kwasniewski.

        In addition, according to The Wall Street Journal, the board of directors of conditionally Ukrainian Burisma also includes a close friend of the son of Secretary of State John Kerry. Washington recently announced officially that appointing family members of the American government to commercial posts does not pursue any political goals, since "family members are private individuals."

        However, it is also worth noting that the key figures of American and European “expansion” to Ukraine were precisely the ex-president of Poland Kwasniewski, US Secretary of State John Kerry and US Vice President Joseph Biden (whose son, Hunter Biden, also recently took over as one of directors of the Ukrainian oil and gas holding Burisma). Thus, contrary to the assurances of the White House, one can suspect that the oil and gas business of relatives and friends of American and Polish officials is nothing more than a conflict of interest, as well as direct evidence of interference in Ukraine’s internal affairs from outside.
        http://ruposters.ru/archives/5020
      3. bistrov.
        bistrov. 16 May 2014 12: 59
        +3
        Quote: Egoza
        . Better than all of these combined

        Yes, I also turned my attention to him. This at least does not hide the fact that he is a Jew.
  8. bleckhill
    bleckhill 16 May 2014 08: 14
    +32
    For those who have not seen in Ukro-Rad there is at least one normal-minded person who told the truth and then a fight ensued
    1. Mihail1982
      Mihail1982 16 May 2014 09: 13
      +4
      These emotional speeches in the parliament resemble our Shapito in the State Duma immediately after the creation of the Russian Federation, for the people they make SHOW! What can I say, if the non-people who have now seized power in Ukraine, the main arguments are fists! It is frightening how brazenly brainwashed by the representatives of the fraternal people, the hatred grown up among young people towards Russians and their brothers! sad
      1. cumastra1
        cumastra1 16 May 2014 15: 11
        +5
        Herd of cattle ... They can’t even listen to those who disagree. Even in fascist Germany, the opposition didn’t stop this at first.
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    2. Mih
      Mih 16 May 2014 22: 34
      +1
      I came to the conclusion that the greatest percentage of honest people, when considering the positions of various parties in Ukraine, is among the Communists, although the idea of ​​communism is utopian (Thomas Campanella. City of the Sun, City of Aberrites, etc.)
      Arguments in the form of fists only in mu..ov.
      For any power, you can find another power (among the people - there is no method against scrap if there is no other scrap), but it is much more difficult to destroy the idea.
      1. Buran
        Buran 17 May 2014 00: 13
        +2
        You have strange information sources about communism. They did not try Marx, Lenin, Engels, Kautsky, Malatest ... read.
        Social and economic system based on social equality and social ownership of the means of production. This, presupposed the presence of highly developed productive forces, the absence of division into social classes, the gradual withering away of the state, the change of functions and the gradual withering away of money. That is, the principle "Everyone according to their abilities, everyone according to their needs!" Is being implemented. The idea is simple, you know how to do it, develop and develop, and the society around you gives you the means and support.
  9. mig31
    mig31 16 May 2014 08: 16
    +5
    In New York, Maydown Town will appear soon ...
  10. pravda2014s
    pravda2014s 16 May 2014 08: 20
    +3
    Julia is waiting for a poisoned bullet because you are a fool!
    1. Saratoga833
      Saratoga833 16 May 2014 08: 48
      +11
      This Julia is far from a fool. This is a cunning, arrogant and unprincipled beast!
      1. comprochikos
        comprochikos 16 May 2014 16: 21
        +5
        THIS IS CHUPACABRA belay
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      3. Mih
        Mih 16 May 2014 22: 38
        0
        No, Julia is not a beast. Julia is just different - she flew from the planet Pluk and that’s it.
  11. belij
    belij 16 May 2014 08: 21
    +6
    All these candidates have one slogan - arrogance, lies, cowardice! None of them expect anything good from Ukraine. Grabbers
    1. AnaBat
      AnaBat 16 May 2014 13: 55
      +1
      Unfortunately, this chaos must go through the Ukrainian people.

      Lincoln: "You can fool some people all the time, you can fool everyone for a while, but you can't fool everyone all the time." smile
  12. parus2nik
    parus2nik 16 May 2014 08: 22
    +4
    The artistic director of the circus, he left for Russia .. and the clowns remained ..
    1. Ptah
      Ptah 16 May 2014 15: 13
      +1
      Quote: parus2nik
      and clowns

      .... completely unbelted and furious to impossibility.
      And nobody took off the adjusting ropes ....
  13. albai
    albai 16 May 2014 08: 31
    +4
    Truly a "feast in time of plague" !!!! Is it possible that Ukraine will succeed with THEM? Rave!!!!
  14. mamont5
    mamont5 16 May 2014 08: 34
    +7
    "It was the third year of Tymoshenko's presidency ... Spring ..."

    No words ... laughing

    "A mongrel was stabbed for his birthday."

    In the third year? Where from? All animals are eaten in the first year.
    1. Hariva
      Hariva 16 May 2014 08: 38
      +17
      In the third year? Where from? All animals are eaten in the first year.

      Probably reverse supplies from Slovakia.
      1. NOMADE
        NOMADE 16 May 2014 08: 48
        +8
        )) ear, reverse dog supplies laughing
    2. Buran
      Buran 16 May 2014 14: 29
      0
      Correct: ... migratory birds and transit aircraft gain altitude 12000 ...
  15. Gray 43
    Gray 43 16 May 2014 08: 35
    +3
    The election is another Independence Square, given the war in the southeast, this will be the last nail in the lid of the tomb of Ukraine, the military will have no clear leadership, taking into account the territorial claims of its western neighbors, the picture is sad.
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 16 May 2014 09: 04
      +6
      Quote: Gray 43
      Elections-another Maidan,

      But but but! What does "next" mean? The old one is not yet sold out !!!

      The capital also does not graze the back. There are protests in full force, because what else is the capital needed for, if not for Maidanization in various forms? The building of the National Council on Television and Radio Broadcasting, according to the National Council itself, remains seized by the Euromaidan participants. “The participants of the Euromaidan continue to live here. Half of the buildings are occupied,” the representative of the National Council noted. As they settled in December, they still live, but what? Warm, light, habitable. Now, if the revolutionary mayor Bondarenko gave the guys the square meters in Kiev that they claim, they would already be looking for furniture stores that could be slightly lightened in the name of the revolution. In the meantime, square meters are criminally squeezed, furniture makers can breathe calmly, albeit every other time.

      Maidan hundreds are not going to go anywhere. A number of centenaries of the Maidan Self-Defense said that the bomber in the center of the capital, the Maidan, is inviolable, because they do not agree with the actions of the current government, which means protesting and protesting, there is no end. Sotnik 4 hundred, the ataman of the Cossacks Nikolai Bondar said, in particular: "We are not going to leave the Maidan. We will be here for control during the elections, after the presidential elections, until we feel systemic changes, until the power is reset."- said the ataman. The plans include lustration, the fight against corruption and oversight of the integrity of the values ​​of the Maidan. In turn, the centurion of the 26th hundred, Nazar Mukhachev, outlined the directions of Maidan activity with broad strokes and laid out the trump card on the table:" It seems that politicians have forgotten about Heavenly hundred. ”Such an impression ...
      (Polemic)
      1. Truth-lover
        Truth-lover 16 May 2014 10: 04
        +4
        Where will they go then? Only dill ascended. At least wait for the harvest.
      2. kotvov
        kotvov 18 May 2014 20: 10
        0
        Lena, here they will begin to wet each other. Can Ukraine at least be a little cleansed?
  16. Pollang
    Pollang 16 May 2014 08: 45
    +6
    The most unpleasant thing is that supporters of European integration are fighting for completely foreign interests. But here is the question of how they see themselves in the European community, what role they are preparing for Ukraine there, because the fact that no one is waiting for the country there, it is obvious that there are enough homeless people there. Is it a joke that a country comparable in population to France and Germany is trying to enter into an alliance without an economy and sit on the neck of European taxpayers. Surely, European politicians understand this and do not want such a scenario as before joining NATO, we can definitely say that Ukraine is not waiting for it either, since it will bring with it another armed conflict, which could later develop into a global war, so why while the Europeans, dancing on the Ovsky pipe, set the Ukrainian on fire with impossible promises. And it seems to me that this conflict has nothing to do with Europe at all, the puppet government in Ukraine is carrying out another order of the Washington regional party committee. The objectives of this are obvious: weakening Russia’s position in the international arena, revenge for a stupid foreign policy in the Middle East and Asia, and America certainly do not need a strong Europe. The redistribution of sales markets in favor of America, that’s what the so-called Ukrainian authorities are lobbying for.
  17. Dejavu
    Dejavu 16 May 2014 08: 49
    +1
    Rather defecate than exercise.
  18. semuil
    semuil 16 May 2014 09: 00
    +12
    The long-awaited help of the West came to Kiev: 10 000 coffins from Europe!
    Following Germany, Austria is ready to provide all possible assistance in strengthening democracy in Ukraine.

    Recall that previously the Ukrainian special forces received from Germany valuable humanitarian assistance: a modern military uniform.

    According to the German representative, this form "is a tribute to the long-standing traditions of cooperation between our countries, ...".

    In turn, Austrian entrepreneurs hastened to follow the example of their northern neighbor. “This is just the first batch. Our country can supply hundreds of benign coffins to Ukraine every week, ”said the representative of the Austrian company Junta saugt.

    The long-awaited help of the West came to Kiev: 10 000 coffins from Europe!


    In total, the party of coffins totals 10 000 pieces. These are mainly durable plastic products with sealed covers. But, in addition to the main, standard batch, a small batch of products for the higher composition will be provided, made of precious wood with varnishing. So that relatives would be happy - said the representative of the Austrian government.

    Humanitarian aid from Austria will go to the Ukrainian security officials who are conducting a "counter-theoretical operation" in the south-east of Ukraine in the coming days. If you haven't already.

    Vadim Krein,




    Central News Agency Novorossia
    Novorus.info
    1. 311ove
      311ove 16 May 2014 17: 28
      +3
      Quote: semuil
      According to the German representative, this form “is a tribute to the long tradition of cooperation between our countries, ...
      Yeah, a subtle allusion to a fairly "thick circumstances" ...
  19. Russian German
    Russian German 16 May 2014 09: 12
    +12
    People write correctly. Nothing, soon ukrofashisty wiser.
  20. major071
    major071 16 May 2014 09: 20
    +11
    There is no country, but these "candidates"
    Powder your nose, make up your lips, let your eyes down
    Between themselves and about themselves "are debating"
    All the time about money, the country is not important to them.
    Through the screams: I! I! I will be the president!
    People promise almost Eden
    Not realizing that they have long been psychiatric patients
    And they are not needed in power. Long ***. Not needed at all.
  21. van50man
    van50man 16 May 2014 09: 23
    +3
    The most amazing thing is that someone believes in this nonsense! You look at these channels .. you think that you have not yet survived from the mind, that, like, however smart, - as soon as everything ends and they choose the next clown (!) You think looking in the mirror - maybe it's me -?
    1. Turkir
      Turkir 17 May 2014 16: 58
      0
      Religion is the opium of the people.
      They want to believe, they do not know how to think.
      Continuous demagoguery (false promises covering up a secret goal).
  22. Prometey
    Prometey 16 May 2014 09: 28
    +3
    Tymoshenko is "miss bunk". Cool said good
  23. Zapasnoy
    Zapasnoy 16 May 2014 09: 39
    +25
    A new joke on a hot topic:
    Original taken from da_dzi (http://mrqs2zd2ne.nruxmzlkn52xe3tbnqxgg33n.cmle.ru/)
    Good story from Odessa :)
    “Dad,” asked little Sarochka from Odessa, “can the Lord allow me to send a Valentine to a person who belongs to another religion?”
    “I think so,” answered daddy, a middle-aged Jew. - And to whom would you like to send a Valentine?
    - Alexander Turchinov
    - Alexander Turchinov?!?!?! asked the shocked father.
    - But why?
    - Well, - said Sarochka, - imagine: Turchinov receives a valentine card with a declaration of love from a little Jewish girl. He will begin to think that not everyone in Odessa is so bad, and he will love the world a little more. And then, when he gets a few more "valentines", he realizes that the Southeast is really beautiful, and he finally stops being frustrated and publicly admits his mistakes.
    “Sarochka,” said his deeply moved father, “this is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard ...”
    “I know, daddy,” Sarochka answered. - And when he ceases to hide from the people, our militia will shoot this ...
    1. thinker
      thinker 16 May 2014 10: 09
      +26
      Picture in the subject!
  24. pensioner
    pensioner 16 May 2014 09: 40
    +5
    It was the third year of the Tymoshenko presidency ... Spring ...

    Oops .... Barely erupted. Finally - !!!!!
    Thanks Alexey !! hi
    1. Prometey
      Prometey 16 May 2014 09: 52
      +3
      Quote: retired
      It was the third year of the Tymoshenko presidency ... Spring ...
      Oops .... Barely erupted. Finally - !!!!!

      And for some reason I felt sad from this essay sad
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 16 May 2014 10: 58
        +3
        Fun, of course, is not enough if people are killed. But network creativity smiled strongly. This is how a person works: he can laugh at the funeral service and there will be nothing sacrilegious in this. Nature...
  25. mackonya
    mackonya 16 May 2014 09: 52
    +2
    The anecdote is funny, but only it becomes sad, Ukraine will no longer be able to recover from the "pre-Yanukovian" periods, not soon, if not never.
  26. cosmonavt
    cosmonavt 16 May 2014 09: 58
    +1
    Elections are being held in American puppets to oversee the territories of the former Ukraine. Now the territory is being cleansed of unwanted elements (Ukrainians) in parallel. They want to be in time for the elections. So that the American owners would come to everything ready and nothing would overshadow them (the local population, who had the misfortune to live there).
  27. Weniamin
    Weniamin 16 May 2014 09: 59
    +3
    "Kachanovskaya colony is waiting for you!"

    A desperate man. But they could stumble.
  28. Starshina wmf
    Starshina wmf 16 May 2014 10: 14
    +1
    Ukrainians do not fight with Ukrainians, the Ukrainian ragged army is fighting with the Donetsk People’s Republic.
  29. Belarus
    Belarus 16 May 2014 10: 18
    +5
    If I had my will, simply Tymoshenko and Poroshenko would have been ripped off live, and it would have been better if they had torn each other out in front of everyone.
    1. semuil
      semuil 16 May 2014 10: 26
      +3
      You can certainly mess up if you get up, what doubt is there.
    2. Thomas
      Thomas 16 May 2014 10: 37
      +2
      Belarus (1)
      and it would be better if they would flog each other in full view.

      This option is better broadcast to Europe laughing
  30. Stasi
    Stasi 16 May 2014 10: 44
    +6
    Seriously speaking, out of all the candidates, the West has relied on Poroshenko's "chocolate rabbit". This is evident from the way Tymoshenko was denied a visit to Washington, that is, she was simply dismissed. Nobody invited other candidates. As for the anecdote about Tymoshenko, the saddest thing will begin in the fall. In connection with the current events, you can forget about the sowing campaign, all the fuel goes to military equipment. By the autumn, the available food resources will no longer be enough, hunger riots and expropriations will begin. The fact that Russians and Russia are accused of the so-called "Holodomor" is not going to a fortune-teller, so it will be. Russia will have to provide food aid and host refugees. A sad scenario, but very real, and its likelihood is growing.
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 16 May 2014 13: 00
      +1
      Quote: Stasi
      The West has relied on Poroshenko's "chocolate rabbit". This can be seen in the way Tymoshenko was denied a visit to Washington.

      Well no! Tymoshenko will not tolerate this! Hire a killer (there is a benefit of experience and connections) And Poroshngko will sew by May 25th. And there will be no choices! wassat
  31. maximus235
    maximus235 16 May 2014 11: 11
    +4
    In general, according to the tradition established in Ukraine: I did not sit - not the president!
  32. tokin1959
    tokin1959 16 May 2014 11: 26
    +5
    The worst thing will begin after the "elections" on May 25.
    "Presidential" candidate Porosenko said that after the elections, the riot in the South-East will be over in 2-3 days.
    apparently he immediately thinks of introducing martial law and sending an army to the southeast, the army is still reluctant to participate in military operations against the people - there is no military situation, there is no written order.
    and since Biden’s relatives are in energy companies that want to produce shale gas in the Donbass region, military pressure on southeast Ukraine will be very tough.
    squeeze dill before the election or to prevent them.
  33. Gray 43
    Gray 43 16 May 2014 11: 53
    +3
    Not a single candidate told his voters how they will pay off IMF loans. How long will fights in the east last? Who will actually rule the remnants of an EU or US country? Where will the Ukrainian military defend democracy by giving their lives for American interests?
  34. Darc
    Darc 16 May 2014 12: 16
    +2
    Explain to me unreasonable why the hryvnia is not falling? Her slight slipping does not count. I remember how the ruble fell in the 90s, but here it will be worse. do the Americans support?
    1. xan
      xan 16 May 2014 22: 13
      +1
      Because the regional inflation is unprofitable before the elections, and some production is still afloat. And after some time after the election they will lower it; miracles do not happen.
    2. kotvov
      kotvov 18 May 2014 20: 18
      0
      Of course it does not fall, a year ago it (the hryvnia) with respect to the ruble was in the region of 1-4,5. And now it is 1-3. Is this easy slipping in your opinion or what?
  35. Arkan
    Arkan 16 May 2014 12: 23
    +5
    The debate on urkain .... funny and sad at the same time. The brain of the local flora and fauna completely flowed out. For twenty-three years, the same parasites manipulate biomass, the cherished dream of which is HALYAVA!
  36. batia72
    batia72 16 May 2014 12: 33
    +2
    why not just tell the people that the United States appoints the people of Ukraine as governor
    1. The point
      The point 16 May 2014 14: 56
      +1
      Quote: batia72
      why not just tell the people that the United States appoints the people of Ukraine as governor

      I would say Gauleiter. am
  37. frejaodina
    frejaodina 16 May 2014 12: 57
    +3
    I read the announcement today:
    16.05. Appeal to everyone in Ukraine who wants to harm Russia :: Important!

    John Kerry has threatened Russia with serious sanctions and consequences if the "presidential elections" in May are disrupted. THEREFORE: "the right sector", supporters of the Maidan, the EU and others who hate Russia - your task is to disrupt the elections in May in order to harm Russia !! Prove that you hate Russia - do not allow elections !! Spread this out to your groups so that everyone who hates her will help disrupt the elections in order to harm Russia !!

    Or maybe, all the same, they will hurt us! wink
    1. northern
      northern 16 May 2014 13: 05
      0
      let’s frostbite our ears on evil grandmother!
  38. KAPITANUS
    KAPITANUS 16 May 2014 13: 11
    0
    Actual election in the ashes ...
  39. Sergey Krymsky
    Sergey Krymsky 16 May 2014 13: 30
    +2
    A clogged village on the eve of the election. In the old club all gathered. The chairman announces: -Now two candidates for deputies from our village will speak before you, and then there will be a debate. Milkmaid Zina: -And you can have my first debate; Everything looks ridiculous, but why is it so sad then?
  40. sv68
    sv68 16 May 2014 13: 54
    +1
    for all the variety of candidates, the choice is small - either a Jew or a Jew wassat other state departments to power will not allow
  41. Black
    Black 16 May 2014 13: 56
    +1
    [I]But from the folklore of the candidate Tymoshenko from social networks.

    It was the third year of Tymoshenko’s presidency ... Spring ... [
    /I]

    And no further! Hard point!
  42. ALEKS419
    ALEKS419 16 May 2014 14: 33
    +2
    Quote: bleckhill
    For those who have not seen in Ukro-Rad there is at least one normal-minded person who told the truth and then a fight ensued

    How much patience is needed ????? !!!! IT is daily to communicate with a gang of jackals! We would have to the State Duma more such leaders .. I am sure that we would live in another country.
  43. sla7a
    sla7a 16 May 2014 16: 04
    +1
    It’s interesting that Moder will miss A?
    Petro Poroshenko lived and studied in Bendery and his dad was the director of BOERZ (Bender experimental-experimental repair plant).
    Then Petya went to study in Kiev (the middle of perestroika), and dad for Och suffered a severe collapse (still an incomprehensible and probably unnecessary education) - sat down for 5 years.
  44. Valter1364
    Valter1364 16 May 2014 16: 27
    0
    Ukro candidates are reaping the debate.
  45. kush62
    kush62 16 May 2014 17: 31
    +4
    Migratory birds fly over my city only at an altitude of 12 meters, they are afraid lower ... people jump!

    And why not jump? So much training, jumping.
  46. Registrar
    Registrar 16 May 2014 17: 53
    +1
    I liked it - I DEFECT UKRAINE !!!

    Like, I’ll abduct everything in Ukraine .....
  47. Ruskiye
    Ruskiye 16 May 2014 18: 06
    +1
    Well done. Normal free choices. Drain info left and right. RF to such a grow and grow.
  48. Mentor
    Mentor 16 May 2014 18: 30
    +1
    Quote: Darc
    Explain to me unreasonable why the hryvnia is not falling? Her slight slipping does not count. I remember how the ruble fell in the 90s, but here it will be worse. do the Americans support?

    All the money that they are given to pay debts they spend to support their currency. At the same time they’ll hysteria, and demand that they continue to supply gas at the price that they themselves will choose ... Blney, honestly.
  49. Dezinto
    Dezinto 16 May 2014 19: 21
    0
    Ukraine becomes the 51st state of the USA ... unfortunately ..... I hope without the southeast ....
  50. Mkhitar
    Mkhitar 16 May 2014 22: 20
    0
    Ukro-candidates exercise
    sounds kind of creepy. And what they are doing there is more like: "ukrokandiditsy defecate" - verbally and in public.