Department of State: The United States did not agree with the results of the hockey game ...

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Department of State: The United States did not agree with the results of the hockey game ...

The United States reported a categorical disagreement with the so-called "victory" of the Russian team in the match at the World Hockey Championship.

This was stated by US State Department Speaker J. Psaki: “This match had nothing to do with real hockey. In the 21 century, one cannot play hockey as if it were the age of 20 in the courtyard.

The imperial ambitions of the Russian national team are vividly demonstrated in the very methods of playing the game, as it was in the worst years of the USSR: the dirty puck carousel, which the Russian team arranged for the US team and blocking the democratic pucks, is an attempt to revise the status quo and the threat European security. "At the same time, J. Psaki asked the journalist that she did not know what a carousel is, but it is written in her text and she is sure that this is something terrible and incompatible with universal human features:

“We have no doubt that Russia is behind all this. This is evidenced by the recent participation of Putin in the match of the so-called "Night Hockey League", where he personally threw 6 pucks into the gates of the enemy. Now his whole bloody idea becomes obvious, it was all planned by Russia from the very beginning. "She also said that President Obama expressed deep concern about the results of the game and said that" Russia is now not only on the wrong side stories, but also on the wrong side of geography, physics, and even physical education. ”

She also said that economic sanctions would immediately be imposed against the players of the Russian national team: “We, together with our European partners around the world, decided to impose immediate extensive economic sanctions against those directly involved in the incident. Russia will pay dearly for it. We have made a difficult decision: all the discount cards of the Russian national team players in the European and American networks of sports shops Reebok, Nike, Adidas will be frozen until the next seasonal sales.

The performers of imperial designs must understand that they will not be left out. ”Separately, Ms. Psaki pointedly pointedly shaved, in protest against Eurovision, Ovechkin's hockey player’s beard:“ This is a protest against European values, against the choice of Europe! In the 21 century, you can’t just take a beard and shave off if you don’t like something! This is unacceptable, the beard should be returned immediately! ”

Later it became known that the US 6 fleet will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus to strengthen security during the World Cup. The absence of the coast of Belarus, apparently, does not bother the representatives of the White House. ©
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  1. +195
    13 May 2014 14: 39
    This is Russia baby, then if they beat, they beat so that for life !!! So, for the younger generation of American hockey, the benefit of how to drive an opponent into the ice !!!
    1. +92
      13 May 2014 14: 41
      The Russian soul went for a walk !!!! ,,,,, good hi
      1. +75
        13 May 2014 14: 45
        puck carousel arranged by the Russian team at the gates of the US team

        Such a carousel, we not only arranged in sports .. Damn it. drinks
        1. +266
          13 May 2014 15: 03
          Quote: MIKHAN
          puck carousel arranged by the Russian team at the gates of the US team

          Such a carousel, we not only arranged in sports .. Damn it. drinks

          I stuck a gate for them!
          1. jjj
            +65
            13 May 2014 15: 57
            But this picture will be abruptly the article itself. Well, and the Germans, glue framed.
            Yes, I’ll add. Yesterday it was officially announced that the gates of the Americans stood correctly
            1. +19
              13 May 2014 18: 09
              Quote: jjj

              Yes, I’ll add. Yesterday it was officially announced that the gates of the Americans stood correctly

              The entire recent history of the United States confirms that not only do the gates of the Americans stand incorrectly ... feel
              1. +23
                13 May 2014 18: 59
                Yes, they finally yo ... nuzzled))) They are bad, very bad! But it will be even worse.
                1. +1
                  15 May 2014 19: 35
                  I’ll roll it into a roll ...
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              4. +2
                14 May 2014 10: 43
                Quote: ksv1973
                The entire recent history of the United States confirms that the Americans not only have gates wrong

                Well, yes, brains, the campaign, are also not in those hemispheres. But maybe they will fall into place if you walk along these hemispheres well laughing
                1. +1
                  15 May 2014 18: 03
                  Can you imagine what Mrs. Psaki’s face will look like?
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              6. +2
                14 May 2014 15: 54
                Apparently, there are options when the gates of some teams, according to the constitution of their states, can be installed - with an aperture to the rear side of the site and a net - to the center of the field? fellow
              7. cat 1970
                +2
                15 May 2014 09: 56
                Yeah, they also like to share the skin of an unkilled bear. The sons and stepsons of Keri and Biden will still feel it on their SKIN.
              8. +1
                15 May 2014 19: 35
                Or maybe not worth it ..... Or .... not worth it .......
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          2. +6
            13 May 2014 16: 01
            Yes, right, they have politics as hockey!
            1. +16
              13 May 2014 19: 28
              Quote: sssss018
              Yes, right, they have politics as hockey!

              You correctly noticed, dear sssss018 hi
              It is necessary to stock up with universal glue, without this effective tool it is better not to deal with these gentlemen!
              Psaki is a pearl of the American state depot! I have never seen such clowns from the US political establishment, M. Zadornov will soon be left without work!

              As soon as I see this red-haired lady, I begin to smile, as soon as she begins to answer the questions of cunning journalists, I get hysterical!
              1. +4
                14 May 2014 10: 48
                Just think, this is the SPEAKER of the State Department. If this "SPEAKER" cannot connect two words, but drives all sorts of nonsense, then what can we say about the others NESPIKERS
                1. +2
                  14 May 2014 17: 31
                  I can’t believe that this psakin monologue was in kind. Well, some kind of fiction, although it’s ridiculous ... Her ,, comment, as if tailored from the last 3. If the speaker of the State Department nevertheless has such a person, what can we say about the latter?
                  1. +3
                    14 May 2014 18: 47
                    I also didn’t find it anywhere on the Internet, its similar words. (funny duck)
                2. +2
                  15 May 2014 07: 32
                  May I say, Madame Pssachy is right. It is necessary to convene an extraordinary meeting of the State Department on imposing sanctions on the Russian Federation in connection with the loss of the star-striped team. And according to the results of the voting, declare the governors of Chukotka, the Yamal-Nenets okrug and Mr. Abramovich to be banned, and at the same time write a complaint to SPORTLOTO. bully
              2. 0
                15 May 2014 09: 32
                for some reason, the same journalist asks her questions)
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            2. cat 1970
              0
              15 May 2014 10: 07
              That's right, - they have politics on hockey, and on our surnames - J. Psaki - it's like zassaki-sussaks, in a word scicuna. America should be ashamed of the State Department, it must be able to lose. Fuck knows, or maybe it’s really the last president of the United States, such a flawed, um-huh US hockey team.
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          4. +48
            13 May 2014 16: 06
            Quote: podpolkovnik
            I stuck a gate for them

            Ahaha)) Damn, for a long time I did not laugh laughing
            And the article itself is just a dump! good
            1. +6
              13 May 2014 17: 01
              Quote: matRoss
              the article is just a dump!

              laughing laughing
              meBy RU Today, 10: 11 | There is a colossus, staggering
              One day-
              State Department: The USA did not agree with the results of the hockey match.
              The United States announced its categorical disagreement with the so-called "victory" of the Russian national team in the match at the World Hockey Championship.
              1. +57
                13 May 2014 18: 10
                - Did you see how our American hockey players fucked yesterday? - Nah, right after the match I turned off the TV !!!
              2. Erg
                +12
                13 May 2014 18: 57
                The states have such a reputation that I would not be surprised if such a speech turned out to be true. Well right. What else can they give birth
              3. SMV
                SMV
                +5
                13 May 2014 21: 22
                Quote: matRoss
                Ahaha)) Damn, for a long time I did not laugh so
                And the article itself is just a dump! good



                That's for sure!!! I laughed for a long time!
            2. Gloria45
              +14
              13 May 2014 17: 05
              I thought that the United States had already demonstrated all the insanity that I am capable of.
              But no! How cruelly mistaken I am, they have innumerable reserves of this insanity! Someone can explain what the fundamental difference between the game in the 20th and 21st centuries? I remember the distinctive feature of the game of Canadian juniors, this is a mandatory fight at the rink. And Americans do not shine with the ability to play football, too. However, Madame Psaki and mediocrity in politics itself.
              "Blocking democratic washers in their own gates" well, etozh it is necessary to push such a pearl!
              I also laugh with all my heart!
              Play the intellectual game of baseball, gentlemen! The coward does not play hockey!
              1. +39
                13 May 2014 17: 30
                Quote: gloria45
                I thought that the United States had already demonstrated all the insanity that I am capable of.
                But no! How cruelly mistaken I am, they have innumerable reserves of this insanity! Someone can explain what the fundamental difference between the game in the 20th and 21st centuries? I remember the distinctive feature of the game of Canadian juniors, this is a mandatory fight at the rink. And Americans do not shine with the ability to play football, too. However, Madame Psaki and mediocrity in politics itself.
                "Blocking democratic washers in their own gates" well, etozh it is necessary to push such a pearl!

                This article is sarcasm. Psaki's overshooted speech on the referendum in Lugansk and Donetsk.

                But this is a great example, when from the feeling of omnipotence and own infallibility, and especially impunity real perception of the world is lost.

                It was the same with Hitler when he believed in his own myth about the all-devastating power of the Wehrmacht.
                And, in fact, until the end of his days he could not understand what happened - that is, to return to the real world.

                And baseball, you're wrong - this is the second game in the world in intelligence after .... tug of war ..
                1. +1
                  13 May 2014 18: 45
                  You, apparently, do not suspect how difficult it is to get a group of people to work for the result. Chess, I assure you, is resting. So in vain so about the tug of war.
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                3. 0
                  13 May 2014 22: 41
                  Quote: iConst
                  And baseball, you're wrong - this is the second game in the world in intelligence after .... tug of war ..

                  Let me disagree with you feel . Because the second one in intellect is DOMINO, the third one is UNDERWATER D.U.R.A.K., so that baseball, at best, is FOURTH after the tug of war negative
                  1. 0
                    15 May 2014 19: 47
                    hi Smiled)))))
                4. Shaki's memory
                  +1
                  14 May 2014 23: 06
                  sad Damn .. Gentlemen, why do you dislike the RUSSIAN FOLK GAME "LAPTU" ???????? After all, baseball is exactly it ...
              2. +1
                13 May 2014 18: 34
                the news about hockey is clearly fake, I hope this is understandable without words))))
                1. +16
                  13 May 2014 20: 19
                  Quote: Slon1978
                  news about hockey is clearly fake

                  Fake is not fake, this is not news at all! This is HUMOR, damn it! And very high quality! Guys, I see! Well, girl Julia Gloria:
                  ... "Someone can explain what is the fundamental difference between playing in the 20th and 21st centuries? I remember the distinctive feature of the Canadian juniors' game, it is a mandatory fight at the rink. And the Americans do not shine with the ability to play football either." ...
                  “She killed her completely to death!” laughing Julia, just don’t be offended, pliz! hi It was really very funny! laughing
            3. +3
              13 May 2014 17: 36
              Ahaha)) Damn, for a long time I did not laugh so
              And the article itself is just a dump! good

              You will have a complete loss when the Zhirinovsky comment reaches the State Department !!! And they will try to portray the answer to our LDPR leader !!! That's when there will be complete fun!
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            5. +4
              13 May 2014 18: 27
              I agree, I didn’t laugh like that for a long time, article ++.
            6. +1
              14 May 2014 11: 37
              I wonder how in the 21st century you need to play hockey? Sticks with rhinestones and fluffy mittens? It is in the spirit of Western gay_mocracy laughing
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          5. +11
            13 May 2014 16: 12
            then they were pushing at their gates))) they all tried to move as at the Olympics))))
          6. Klarsen
            +13
            13 May 2014 17: 07
            "I glued the gate for them!"
            The picture is really in the subject. American sophistication and constant deceit is simply always, everywhere and for any reason tired of completely disgusting everything connected with the USA itself.
            1. Erg
              0
              13 May 2014 19: 04
              In Obama there is little masculine (personal), in Psaki it is difficult to guess the gender. There they still have a miracle, I forgot how they call it. That vaashche "masterpiece of beauty".
              1. 0
                14 May 2014 17: 41
                ... are you talking about - Sick Shakes? So there is also a “pearl” - a Kerry Parrot (Kesha - in our opinion, who has neither intelligence nor ingenuity), but in general lately so many new clowns have appeared ... (Bush - the younger one is resting). Praise nature - it does not allow us to die of boredom, we die with laughter and change diapers!
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          7. ASASHOKA
            +6
            13 May 2014 17: 53
            Thanks podpolkovnik, pleased !!! Though framed and on the wall !!!! Competently! The glued gate of the USA team is topical! Otherwise, the Russian puck carousel would have broken! hi
            1. +1
              14 May 2014 11: 40
              Where had he been at the Olympics in Sochi before? sad
          8. +1
            13 May 2014 20: 38
            Thanks for that !!!!
          9. +4
            13 May 2014 22: 17
            Well done, Dad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            I haven’t neighing like this for a long time ... laughing tongue good
            1. +1
              14 May 2014 15: 20
              Quote: SOKOL777
              Well done, Dad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              good

              Accepting credentials from foreign ambassadors today, A. Lukashenko outlined his understanding of democracy in one sentence, the essence of which is that you can thump where you want and what you want, and then the police will bring you drunk to die. According to him, just such a democracy reigns in Minsk during the World Hockey Championship.

              However, this state of affairs (drunkenness) suits him, because in this way the number of positive reviews about Belarus will increase sharply in terms of no dictatorship in the blue-eyed ..

              "A lot of bad things have been written about us. I had a task for you to objectively look at our country ... so that those people that we did not have, and fans, hockey fans are active people, come here and see our country with their own eyes," - stated Lukashenko.
          10. 0
            14 May 2014 09: 24
            Thank you pleased !!!!!!
          11. 0
            14 May 2014 11: 49
            They will protest it! This is how it is possible, because now it will not work democratically to move the gates! Monstrously totalitarian gates are glued!
        2. +1
          13 May 2014 18: 03
          Vitaliy MIKHAN,
          Well, how can self-confidence be taken away?
          After all, WE (with the Title!) Are the most-most ...

          In any state, any ____ tallying championship - WORLDWIDE
          200 years of education
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        4. -4
          13 May 2014 18: 10
          Yes, it seems to me that someone invented this nonsense! But if the speaker really betrayed this, then this is such an occasion for jokes! laughing
          1. +4
            13 May 2014 19: 05
            Yes, it seems to me that someone invented this nonsense! But if the speaker really betrayed this, then this is such an occasion for jokes!

            Feuilleton is, or humoresque - whoever you like to call.
          2. 0
            14 May 2014 11: 46
            The article itself is already an anode. However, like any Psuki performance. Zadornov will burst with envy. laughing
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          4. 0
            15 May 2014 12: 58
            Actually it's a joke!
      2. +13
        13 May 2014 14: 45
        And who will stop them now !? laughing
        1. +38
          13 May 2014 14: 49
          Their AUGs will not be in Minsk! If only for the lack of maritime borders in Belarus! Well and Downs! In general, this is a joke, a joke! But a joke to the point! laughing
          1. +13
            13 May 2014 15: 30
            Quote: asar
            Their AUGs will not be in Minsk! If only for the lack of maritime borders in Belarus! Well and Downs! In general, this is a joke, a joke! But a joke to the point! laughing

            And the Ukrainian steppe submarine? wassat
            1. +12
              13 May 2014 16: 42
              And the Ukrainian steppe submarine?
              Are you talking about it?
              1. +5
                13 May 2014 16: 49
                And the Ukrainian steppe submarine?
                Or about it? laughing
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              3. Alexan
                +4
                13 May 2014 23: 41
                Ha, I made this poster myself and placed it in the group "Russian Unity" of Odnoklassniki five years ago ... how history has turned during this time!
                1. 0
                  14 May 2014 11: 50
                  Look, a masterpiece five years ago was already relevant. Well done! good
            2. +3
              13 May 2014 17: 49
              This is the one who died in an unequal aerial battle ???))))))
      3. +35
        13 May 2014 14: 51
        Yesterday at the game, it was our response to the sanctions! Bravo to our hockey players!
        1. +78
          13 May 2014 15: 15
          Quote: Hans51
          Yesterday at the game, it was our response to the sanctions! Bravo to our hockey players!

          There is still such an answer!
          Our sanctions и ktsii!
          1. +27
            13 May 2014 15: 20
            Quote: podpolkovnik

            There is still such an answer!

            Stunned, dear, where to buy such a toilet? I will piss in such a toilet with special pleasure laughing
            1. +9
              13 May 2014 15: 37
              Yab also called friends to push such a trump marvel at anyone who wants))))))
              And in general it is necessary to introduce into fashion toilet bowls and urinals with all Western political faces, and McCain’s face is to be put into dukes, in the Navy))))))
              1. +22
                13 May 2014 15: 48
                Quote: kostyan77708
                Yab also called friends for a jerk such a trump marvel at anyone who wants))

                I’m afraid that after such a presentation your apartment would turn into a public toilet. There would be no end to those who wanted to piss in your toilet. The people would come, even from other cities wassat
                1. +3
                  13 May 2014 16: 54
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  I’m afraid that after such a presentation your apartment would turn into a public toilet. There would be no end to those who wanted to piss in your toilet. The people would come, even from other cities wassat


                  And what kind of business can stir up this ?! Real jam. And as no one had guessed yet ... I give a business idea, for good people I do not mind. smile
                  1. 0
                    13 May 2014 17: 11
                    And what kind of business can stir up this ?! Real jam.
                    As a business idea, that’s good. But, dear, licking fingers in such a business is unhygienic. Unless your fingers will lick captive pravoseki.
                2. yur
                  yur
                  0
                  13 May 2014 22: 45
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  there would be no end. The people would come, even from other cities
                  And even continents! laughing
                3. old man 72
                  0
                  14 May 2014 02: 29
                  So everything is right business and nothing personal!
                4. old man 72
                  0
                  14 May 2014 02: 29
                  So everything is right business and nothing personal!
                5. +1
                  15 May 2014 07: 37
                  For a scanty fee of 100 rubles, why not. good
              2. +3
                13 May 2014 16: 12
                ... So what's the question ??? Give an application to Chinese Santekhprom ... !!!!!!!!!
              3. 0
                14 May 2014 20: 58
                10 rubles from each Friend. a new car in a year.
            2. +9
              13 May 2014 15: 53
              Stunned, dear, where to buy such a toilet?

              Many years ago I bought a $ 100 bath towel. I wipe them with pleasure .....
              1. +6
                13 May 2014 16: 15
                .... Not so long ago on some website I saw men's writings (well, as in public toilets) in the form of Obama's head with a wide open mouth ..... Presented as Chinese products ...
              2. +1
                13 May 2014 16: 54
                And I put it into fragments and to the cat in the tray wassat
              3. +1
                14 May 2014 14: 57
                Quote: kush62
                Stunned, dear, where to buy such a toilet?

                Many years ago I bought a $ 100 bath towel. I wipe them with pleasure .....

                ..... what some sniff?
                1. 0
                  14 May 2014 18: 36
                  podpolkovnik

                  ..... what some sniff?

                  The West is big, the desires are different ...
            3. jjj
              +2
              13 May 2014 15: 59
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              I will piss in such a toilet with special pleasure

              Well, I wouldn’t disdain
              1. 0
                13 May 2014 16: 06
                Quote: jjj
                and I wouldn’t disdain

                Yes, and with great pleasure I would relish pos.ral laughing
            4. 0
              13 May 2014 16: 38
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              Quote: podpolkovnik

              There is still such an answer!

              Stunned, dear, where to buy such a toilet? I will piss in such a toilet with special pleasure laughing

              And with what pleasure, by and large, to go to him !!!!
            5. 0
              13 May 2014 16: 53
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              Stunned, dear, where to buy such a toilet?

              This is airbrushing and the hands of the artist and u! A good master is needed and money that he likes to be painted!
          2. +1
            13 May 2014 16: 11
            .... In the subject ... Somewhere I saw the works of the Chinese plumbing industry in the form of the head of Obama (men's urinals) ... It was cool ... :))))))))))
            1. +8
              13 May 2014 16: 56
              Quote: aleks 62
              Somewhere I saw works of the Chinese sanitary industry in the form of Obama’s head

              Bush just found! laughing
          3. +2
            13 May 2014 18: 26
            [/ Quote]
            There is still such an answer!
            Our sanctions и ktsii! [/ quote]
            And next you need to put a bidet with a portrait of A. Merkel.
          4. 0
            13 May 2014 18: 26
            [/ Quote]
            There is still such an answer!
            Our sanctions и ktsii! [/ quote]
            And next you need to put a bidet with a portrait of A. Merkel.
            1. 0
              14 May 2014 17: 56
              ... gather a batch and smuggle to Berlin!
          5. +1
            13 May 2014 19: 02
            I want such a toilet smile I’m just changing the plumbing feel
          6. Erg
            0
            13 May 2014 19: 07
            Tough, but high quality.
          7. 0
            14 May 2014 01: 48
            where can such a push be bought? I need to go to the country! REALLY NEEDED!!!!
          8. PAO
            PAO
            0
            14 May 2014 11: 23
            And Merkel there too !!! good
          9. 0
            16 May 2014 12: 53
            I wouldn’t climb with such a jolt! And the article itself is awesome - it shows very clearly to what senility pinds.sy can get !!!
      4. 0
        14 May 2014 00: 40
        NO, NOT GOING MORE, ONLY GOING !!!
      5. cat 1970
        0
        15 May 2014 13: 00
        Yesterday they deleted 3 of my comments, I thanked them for their attention, but everybody knows about pedagogy all over Europe, about Victoria Nuland, who bathes in a bathtub filled with hot virgin blood, everyone knows about it .... So why were my comments removed, maybe for the fact that the Klitschko brothers, who were guilty of shooting people on Lenin Square in Kiev, maybe for writing about the training camps of bandits near Yavoriv, ​​Lviv region, those who are now shoots unarmed people in the southeast. I am not tolerant - neither in sex, nor in religion. Stupid - there is a Christian, there is a Muslim. there is a Buddhist faith. Exaggerated, - I agree, but the UOC (Ukrainian Orthodox Church) is a nonentity, inciting hatred among Orthodox peoples. I do not recognize the marriages of a man with a man or a woman with a woman, maybe this is accepted by the Catholics (their padras are constantly involved in same-sex sex, violence against parishioners). The Russian Orthodox Church does not have this. Again, they will remove too complicated issues, for example, the friend or enemy of Russia R. Kadyrov. I had the audacity to say that my friend, for all his not love for Russia, was minus, but for what? For what he said, "now is the time for all peoples to unite, in the face of the threat of American aggression." for what he said about Europe - "She and her policy der ..." Well, then HELLO.
      6. 0
        16 May 2014 13: 41
        A good joke was about the disagreement of the State Department with the result of the match :-)))))
    2. Old Cynic
      +13
      13 May 2014 14: 42
      The cha has many heads, but she lived alone!...
      I don’t remember in which fairy tale I read it in childhood ... Excuse me ...
      1. +2
        13 May 2014 15: 31
        And I remembered a cartoon called "Baba Yaga against", too, everything interfered with the Olympic bear.
      2. 0
        14 May 2014 15: 01
        Quote: Old Cynic
        The cha has many heads, but she lived alone!...
        I don’t remember in which fairy tale I read it in childhood ... Excuse me ...

        You had good tales in your childhood ....: lol
        This is a famous joke about the Serpent of Gorynych and the crowd ....., which mouths and um, sorry ... lived the Serpent of Gorynych was not enough ....
    3. +42
      13 May 2014 14: 46
      Later it became known that the 6th fleet of the United States will be immediately deployed to the shores of Belarus to strengthen security during the World Cup. The lack of coast of Belarus, apparently, does not bother the representatives of the White House.

      And also transfer the fleet to Lugansk.
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      2. +9
        13 May 2014 15: 09
        This boat in my Togliatti stands in the Military Technical Museum, just what I saw .................. But the mooring team suspiciously heaps on the bow and stern! lol
        1. 0
          13 May 2014 16: 27
          In readiness? )))
      3. Jamuqa
        +8
        13 May 2014 15: 32
        Is this the same boat in the steppes of Ukraine?
      4. 0
        14 May 2014 00: 42
        OH SUBMARINE IN THE STEPPE OF UKRAINE !!!
    4. dmitrij.blyuz
      +2
      13 May 2014 14: 51
      here if they beat then they hit-Or "Whoop" what
    5. +3
      13 May 2014 14: 52
      Quote: Ossetian.
      This is Russia baby


      I’ll tell you that at the moment the picture is, to put it mildly, not watered correct. Yes

      And the article, of course, is a bomb and minus it seems to have slammed well, certainly not from the presence of a sense of humor wink .
      1. 0
        13 May 2014 15: 29
        It’s time to remove American leaders like the Kiev junta laughing
        1. +4
          13 May 2014 15: 39
          I do not agree with the existence of Washington and the leadership in it of outright fascists am . There is also a sensible proposal to Washington about digging a channel for an aircraft carrier to Belarus, and we will consider the possibility of extinguishing a volcano or activating it. laughing
          1. +1
            13 May 2014 15: 48
            Quote: schizophrenic
            outright fascists

            I'm sorry I was wrong hi must be read pedarastically.
        2. +1
          13 May 2014 16: 48
          Quote: ZU-23
          It’s time to remove American leaders like the Kiev junta


          No need to remove them, without d ibilov boring.
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    6. +4
      13 May 2014 15: 38
      Quote: From the article
      “Russia is now not only on the wrong side of history, but also on the wrong side of geography, physics and even physical education.”

      The article is a cool fake!))
    7. 0
      13 May 2014 16: 00
      Quote: Ossetian.
      This is Russia baby, then if they beat, they beat so that for life !!! So, for the younger generation of American hockey, the benefit of how to drive an opponent into the ice !!!

      why did they not "roll in" at the Olympics?
    8. +7
      13 May 2014 16: 06
      He smiled very much, laughed heartily. At first a little disbelief. From the Americans will come true. ++++++++++++
    9. 0
      13 May 2014 16: 50
      this is the beginning of pizdetsa
    10. ECT
      +2
      13 May 2014 17: 36
      Once again I am convinced that Zadornov is right. Interestingly, but he has not yet closed his entry into America?
    11. ASASHOKA
      0
      13 May 2014 17: 46
      The article is to your liking! Just neighing! Cleverly spotted today's world action! good
    12. 0
      13 May 2014 18: 11
      Now new sanctions will be introduced lol oh these usa, just go to the butter farm to catch butterflies.
      They took revenge for Belarus, by the way, I hope she will meet the Eurovision winner "worthily", it seems to have gathered in our land.
    13. Validator
      +16
      13 May 2014 19: 37
      In short, they answered for Belarus :)
      1. 0
        14 May 2014 11: 57
        No matter how they jinx it, damn it. We may still have to play with them. You can’t relax. Yes, and more glue. laughing
    14. Klepa
      +1
      13 May 2014 21: 57
      Why are they smoking grass with McCain? wassat
    15. +4
      14 May 2014 00: 45
      Empire of Evil ... Empire is very evil!
    16. 0
      14 May 2014 12: 00
      Psaki slowly but surely moves towards the madhouse ..
      She seems to be smoking all the time. lol
      1. 0
        14 May 2014 18: 04
        ... now, here - a look like a drug addict, no one and stupid, confused in words, slow reaction and most importantly: BELIEVE WHAT IT SAYS!? Maybe it is periodically released from ,, fools ,,? Communicate with people (as rehabilitation procedures?).
    17. +5
      14 May 2014 12: 14
      Or maybe Psaka wants to play like that in the 21st century?
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    19. 0
      14 May 2014 14: 34
      Again this provocateur from the State Department soars everyone’s brains!
    20. Shoma-1970
      0
      15 May 2014 11: 55
      it is a pity that in the third period they regretted it would be 10: 1
    21. +4
      15 May 2014 13: 57
      Yes, and for Sochi, it’s necessary to somehow justify ourselves to people ... we'll see what happens next ... it would be nice to meet with mattresses in the finals, and prove that 6-1 is still not a crushing score ... ice and smudge
    22. 0
      15 May 2014 18: 15
      As for the picture: the Chinese are actually our likely adversary.
    23. 0
      15 May 2014 19: 55
      guys .. I like your mood fellow Carbon comments about PSSaki!
    24. katastrofa
      0
      24 May 2014 01: 02
      ))))))))))))))
  2. +23
    13 May 2014 14: 40
    Today is definitely not April 1st ??! "!
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    2. +47
      13 May 2014 14: 43
      Not. Today is the forty-third of April! wink feel hi
      1. mad
        +16
        13 May 2014 14: 51
        Ahah, our floor work is paralyzed! The author’s sanctions for bringing the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation to animals colic and therefore reduce the country's defense capability! soldier
      2. +5
        13 May 2014 15: 13
        Quote: sscha
        Not. Today is the forty-third of April!



        laughing drinks laughing
    3. +4
      13 May 2014 15: 21
      Quote: Stiletto
      Today is definitely not April 1st ??! "!

      No, May 21st Century hi
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  3. +8
    13 May 2014 14: 40
    Ha, anything the US wants is sanctioned
    1. +13
      13 May 2014 15: 06
      Quote: -sh-
      Ha, anything the US wants is sanctioned

      Well, impose sanctions against me. I will even give an excuse: "Obama is a NEGRO." laughing
      1. mad
        +6
        13 May 2014 15: 08
        Quote: Andrey from Tver
        Obama - Negro

        this is not a reason, it is a heavy heredity ...
        1. +10
          13 May 2014 16: 41
          Quote: mad
          Quote: Andrey from Tver
          Obama - Negro

          this is not a reason, it is a heavy heredity ...

          He is worse!
      2. +1
        13 May 2014 15: 42
        And what? Negroid race has already been canceled ?! How long I slept, slept through the most interesting, and who are the NEGOs now? Tatar-Mongols?
        1. +1
          13 May 2014 16: 58
          Quote: ussr1960
          and who are the NEGORS now? Tatar-Mongols?


          Not. African Americans (those in the USA).
    2. +8
      14 May 2014 12: 26
      Quote: -sh-
      Ha, anything the US wants is sanctioned
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  4. +6
    13 May 2014 14: 40
    This insanity is already .. wassat .
    1. 0
      13 May 2014 14: 45
      Quote: _Morpeh_
      This insanity is already .. wassat .

      In the sense? What is insanity?
      1. Artemy 23
        +1
        13 May 2014 15: 19
        Niger sanctions for all garbage. That's morality
        1. +19
          13 May 2014 16: 42
          Quote: Artemy 23
          Niger sanctions for all garbage. That's morality
          1. 0
            14 May 2014 12: 02
            This is the same thing to say, in Pakistan people are messing around, whose appearance indicates their connection with India.
  5. NovelRZN
    +27
    13 May 2014 14: 40
    AHAHAHAHAHAH !! AUTHOR, LIVE ANOTHER !!!!
    1. +4
      13 May 2014 15: 16
      AUTHOR BRAVO !!!! VERY CORRECT AND FUNNY !!!! "IN MIND RUSSIA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND, GENERAL ARSHIN DOES NOT MEASURE" TO HOLD ON SO !!!!
      1. MBA78
        +9
        13 May 2014 16: 45
        diagnosis: striped democratic rabies
        1. 0
          14 May 2014 18: 13
          ... striped star ...
  6. +7
    13 May 2014 14: 42
    Pasaki listen and the mood for the whole day is cheerful. The lady is just burning !!! :)))
    1. +21
      13 May 2014 15: 28
      Caution Wicked Psaki.
      1. +37
        13 May 2014 15: 46
        A good person Psaka will not be called ...
        1. +4
          13 May 2014 18: 06
          I’m very interested ... but does she know the translation of her surname into Russian? Pancake! Yes, all of Russia laughs only when they announce her name, not to mention the nonsense that she says)))
        2. +3
          13 May 2014 18: 06
          I’m very interested ... but does she know the translation of her surname into Russian? Pancake! Yes, all of Russia laughs only when they announce her name, not to mention the nonsense that she says)))
        3. +2
          14 May 2014 12: 04
          Quote: nika407
          A good person Psaka will not be called ...

          Moreover, in English this surname is pronounced without "P" laughing
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        5. 0
          14 May 2014 18: 18
          Will change a surname - can grow wiser ??
      2. Karen
        +17
        13 May 2014 15: 48
        she's dumber than bush
        1. TekhnarMAF
          +3
          13 May 2014 16: 06
          she's dumber than bush

          So she is blonde! feel
          1. +1
            13 May 2014 16: 44
            Quote: TehnarMAF
            she's dumber than bush

            So she is blonde! feel


            What the hell is natural?
            And there too?
          2. +2
            13 May 2014 17: 58
            Quote: TehnarMAF
            So she is blonde

            Where is the blonde. Red beast.
            And by the way, she needs to scratch all blondes under one comb.
          3. 0
            14 May 2014 07: 54
            And "Baba Yaga" is against!
        2. +6
          13 May 2014 16: 15
          Quote: Karen
          she's dumber than bush

          Yab looked at their battle)))
        3. ZSP
          +10
          13 May 2014 16: 31
          and really dumb, she didn’t even understand that the journalist was jiving about her
      3. lord
        0
        13 May 2014 16: 21
        to hell with her would have avenged I for Russia would have blown her
        1. +9
          13 May 2014 16: 31
          Quote: Lord
          to hell with her would have avenged I for Russia would have blown her

          Harae encourage vrazhin. laughing
          This is not a punishment! This pack (Nuland, Ashton, Power) has a clear lack of male attention (still with such faces!). laughing
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          2. +1
            13 May 2014 18: 53
            Against the background of their women, these are still very much. The men are unhappy, especially in Germany.
          3. +2
            13 May 2014 21: 45
            + many Ukrainian politicians have the same lack of male attention (and not only from female numbers)
        2. +6
          13 May 2014 16: 45
          Quote: Lord
          to hell with her would have avenged I for Russia would have blown her


          Damn, YaP wouldn’t have survived so much .... pervert .. lol
          Although....
        3. Svyatopolk
          +1
          13 May 2014 16: 57
          A lot of honor to these pi.daraskam! Get dirty about them. But the horse would have led to each, oh, and everyone would have an orgasm, polite. Maybe they would stop talking to Russia. And then what kind of hungry, burning eyes they have ...
        4. +1
          13 May 2014 17: 45
          I think you don’t have to stand in line ...
      4. +4
        13 May 2014 17: 03
        And Matt - well done, all the time asks uncomfortable questions and the dog gets into trouble again. She is ready to devour him. lol There are worthy and smart journalists in the states.
      5. Alx1miK
        0
        13 May 2014 17: 05
        In general, the translation sounds different, it’s some kind of very free version. Look at the original, it is stupid and confused but under other issues, albeit related to Ukraine. Strange translation.
      6. +1
        13 May 2014 19: 09
        This is not the first time this MUZHIK has been harassing her (loves something?) Generally, he’s done well (not really OUR?) And Psaki really TUP. It seems that she is a player of compact cassettes, only she chews the film.
      7. pravda2014s
        +1
        13 May 2014 19: 34
        She is really a fool ((((
      8. CRASHBULLET
        0
        14 May 2014 00: 53
        I like this journalist, he constantly moles her, and the rest are silent))
      9. 0
        14 May 2014 21: 17
        selection criteria for her position? better suck than she ?!
    2. +1
      14 May 2014 12: 32
      I feel Khan to us guys. The servant conceived something
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    4. 0
      14 May 2014 14: 09
      Quote: fedor13
      Pasaki listen and ...

      ... you understand - here it is, the clearest example of the realization of the thesis "Baba is a fool!" fool
      1. 0
        14 May 2014 18: 25
        ... once again you go and kiss your wife - the fool. Our women are the most fools (loved ones) in the world!
  7. +5
    13 May 2014 14: 42
    at the bikes section is necessary))
  8. +9
    13 May 2014 14: 42
    Eeeh hare fantasize wassat scare people !!!
    1. +5
      13 May 2014 14: 45
      Quote: Scandinavian
      Eeeh hare fantasize people scare !!!

      Come on! wink The mood raises!
      1. +9
        13 May 2014 14: 57
        Quote: Corsair
        Come on! The mood raises!

        Judging by the comments, not everyone understood. smile
    2. +8
      13 May 2014 14: 46
      Quote: Scandinavian
      scare people !!!

      The people choke under the table with a laugh.
  9. +63
    13 May 2014 14: 43

    Ukrainian media prove at the same time:
    1. Referendum illegal
    2. Nobody came to him, the plots are empty.
    3. Separatists drove people to vote at gunpoint
    4. The result is falsified and the separatists throw ballots.
    5. Most voted for a united Ukraine.
    The ideal headline for ukroSMI: "Nobody came to the illegal referendum at gunpoint. The result was falsified by the separatists: the majority of votes for a united Ukraine."
    1. +10
      13 May 2014 15: 48
      6. millions of Russian saboteurs voted in a referendum.
      7. Psaki claims that children voted in the referendum.
      1. Pacificus
        +15
        13 May 2014 16: 50
        Then you need to edit the title for ukroSMI:
        "Nobody came to the illegal referendum at gunpoint. The result was falsified by the separatists. Millions of children of Russian saboteurs voted for a united Ukraine with a majority of votes."
    2. 0
      14 May 2014 18: 27
      Well, what else to expect from Dill-media: stink, farting and headache!
  10. +4
    13 May 2014 14: 44
    Smiled. I put a plus ...
  11. +8
    13 May 2014 14: 44
    damn, and I almost believed lol
    1. HAM
      +4
      13 May 2014 15: 10
      And what if in the State Department there are such powders and you won’t believe in that. PLUS THE ARTICLE, I HAVE BEEN SATISFIED. Especially happy for the Stsaki, she can give it out quite differently, hee, hee .. love
    2. +4
      13 May 2014 15: 38
      Same stuff. At first it seemed that the world had gone crazy.
      1. HAM
        0
        13 May 2014 15: 52
        Steeper can only give out a crook.
  12. Old Cynic
    +3
    13 May 2014 14: 44
    Lord Colleagues and Admins!

    Well, how much can this upscale banter be laid out already?

    Yes, in every thread of the forum for today's number, it is either present in the citation, or a link is given to it ...
    100500 times said "halva" - and Barsik rummaged in his mouth.
  13. +2
    13 May 2014 14: 48
    I don’t know who wrote this, but with an analogy to the point! Well done pleased! laughing
  14. 3vs
    +2
    13 May 2014 14: 48
    People, do you have nothing to do at work? laughing
    It's funny, of course, but you have to be more serious, we are not them! bully
  15. -9
    13 May 2014 14: 49
    Yellow-handed chicks from the states arrived. Therefore, the victory was natural.
  16. dmitrij.blyuz
    +4
    13 May 2014 14: 49
    Ahhhh! wassat Psaki said a word about hockey! Kryndets to us! It looks like her at this match, one of ours accidentally hit the head with a club! We must force her to change the first letter of her surname to "C". Then everything will be a bunch! feel
  17. +7
    13 May 2014 14: 49
    I don’t understand ... Is this a joke or real pearls of "American partners", as Putin says ??? If a joke, then the author is a plus for subtle humor. If not a joke, then it's not even funny from this ...
    1. +1
      13 May 2014 14: 55
      And what was funny about ssak speeches before that?
      1. +3
        13 May 2014 15: 04
        Is not it so? Reading a text on a piece of paper in front of reporters and then merging vilely when they ask questions is ridiculous.
        1. +1
          13 May 2014 15: 51
          Quote: DerSamowar
          Read the text on a piece of paper in front of reporters, and then merge vilely,
          The fact of the matter is that in this article, Psaki’s speeches sound truer and more logical than in real speeches.
        2. 0
          13 May 2014 16: 51
          Quote: DerSamowar
          Is not it so? Reading a text on a piece of paper in front of reporters and then merging vilely when they ask questions is ridiculous.


          She gets away with everything, she has a furry (I don’t even know what to say) in the white house ....
          Oh, come up with!
          She has an influential wife!
  18. +2
    13 May 2014 14: 49
    well, some embitsil I read it to the public, but who writes this ????
    The star is full, But our team is still beautiful, cold, calculating revenge for Sochi ...
    1. +6
      13 May 2014 14: 54
      No matter how gorgeous our people are now playing, but revenge for Sochi can only be at the next Olympic Games. And then it is advisable to beat the Canadians in Canada - then it will be revenge. But when are the next OIs in Canada? request Of course, at least you can throw the Americans out of the following any OI. But that’s the insult that they beat us at our place ...
  19. +5
    13 May 2014 14: 52
    laughing
    Come on, stop believing in this parody !!!
    Someone just pinned.
    Yesterday, Psaki’s elective carousel had a puck. Obviously, the patriots gentlemen scoffed at yesterday’s speech)))))))
    on the topic: the author is burning !!! patstalom step! +100500 laughing
    1. 0
      13 May 2014 16: 58
      Honestly, I also think so)) But it's rzhachno! Yes, and having heard all kinds of pearls from them, you involuntarily start to believe in this))) And with the carousels there, it seems, it was in the context of a referendum ...
  20. tashir
    +5
    13 May 2014 14: 53
    I didn’t even eat it? Is this real information? Or so for yourself neighing? But in principle, in any case, RZHAKA !!!
  21. +1
    13 May 2014 14: 53
    )))))) be sure to post friends in contact)))
  22. vladsolo56
    +8
    13 May 2014 14: 53
    It's ridiculous of course, I laughed heartily, but I look here, some took everything in all seriousness. This is funny too
    1. +1
      13 May 2014 15: 23
      Well, she could well have issued such a statement, in the quality (quantity) of verbal diarrhea she has little equal in the world. Well, maybe Volfovich, but he at least speaks from the heart, and not a piece of paper.
    2. 0
      13 May 2014 15: 36
      Today I heard this masterpiece on the radio at 8_30 in the morning Soloviev read. They threw off an SMS for transfer, the author did not subscribe
  23. 0
    13 May 2014 14: 53
    Pancake. an hour, Russia will again apply sanctions, you see, you see a carousel, you’re brought in hockey, in Donetsk you’ve brought some incomprehensible Pssaki carousel ...
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  24. 0
    13 May 2014 14: 54
    The Americans probably imposed sanctions on our salaries, that they began to play!
  25. +2
    13 May 2014 14: 54
    So guys! Incidentally, I have not shaved for about two weeks ... Go to shave chtol. And I also advise you all :)
    1. 0
      13 May 2014 18: 13
      Malakhov has already shaved, and Urgant is something off topic hi
  26. 0
    13 May 2014 14: 54
    They do not want democratic pucks from Russia, let us launch democratic "poplars" towards you.
  27. +1
    13 May 2014 14: 55
    world championship 2014. match RF-USA. score 10-0. Statement of the State Department: "It was arrogance on the part of the RF. Democracy in the world does not allow to beat the USA with such a score. We will introduce sanctions against the RF"
  28. +4
    13 May 2014 14: 55
    He smiled quite a bit)) As for the match, he was just proud when the three of us climbed into the fray against five, because the psy.n.dosy hit a stick on the trap of our goalkeeper Andrei Vasilevsky. Two were rolled along the side, and one was put into the net from the back. Respect and respect for the whole team, and especially for Vasilevsky 98% of saves - this means something !!
  29. +2
    13 May 2014 14: 57
    << In the 21st century, you can't just shave off your beard if you don't like something! This is unacceptable, the beard must be returned immediately! >>
    Does she like bearded ones? Let ZZtop go to concerts more often. Or, at worst, Conchita will call to himself.
  30. +7
    13 May 2014 14: 57
    Nice joke. We are all politicized. Too stupid even for the states - this is what bribes.
    Although this lady for playing such a role is just perfect. In this humor, they forgot about the US nuclear submarine fleet to mention - you can enter into Belarus via sewer pipes.
  31. NEMO7
    +44
    13 May 2014 14: 58
    Kramatorsk. Concert. Babai handsome
    1. +6
      13 May 2014 15: 09
      This is super. I am sure this video will drive more than one generation of Anglo-Saxon freaks into a cold sweat.
    2. 0
      14 May 2014 13: 04
      Here are the inhabitants of South-East, oppressed and intimidated by "terrorists". Let Psaka gobble up all his papers from the speaker.
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    4. 0
      14 May 2014 13: 36
      Wow! The main spirit of the people on top! And our Cossacks will reach Kiev!
    5. Fanat1984
      0
      14 May 2014 23: 42
      How they are afraid of our Babai, but they were not frightened by "Babayka" in their childhood, then, probably, they would have talked about ... ... !!!
  32. +1
    13 May 2014 14: 59
    that’s how whiteness affects people .... comrades don’t overeat with belina .... otherwise how will J. Saki become :) wassat
  33. dmitrij.blyuz
    +1
    13 May 2014 14: 59
    Ah, how right Andrew! hi The dead end broke the heating pad !!!
  34. tnship2
    +1
    13 May 2014 15: 00
    I don’t like kahei, but then I felt it. I ask you not to kick right away. In our city, sometimes in the winter, in the usual sense, it may not happen for a year. Yes, and a decent hockey arena was just built.
  35. Alexey
    0
    13 May 2014 15: 01
    hohmochki it
  36. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 01
    Yes, I also kind of heard - p saki about the carousel in the elections spoke.
    And this is a joke from the author
  37. +4
    13 May 2014 15: 04
    Great humor! A subtle hint of fat circumstances. Americans are increasingly looking clowns. How cool our roll them yesterday! Take your soul to the Olympics! Why did the Americans not once again guess the gate to move? Yes, because it would already be useful.
    Bravo to our team! A very good response!
  38. +2
    13 May 2014 15: 04
    recourse The US State Department is a bunch of idiots and crazy people! lol
  39. +2
    13 May 2014 15: 05
    yes got Sanya Ovechkin laughing And I would say to this fool that you can’t just shave your pubis in the 21st century laughing
  40. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 05
    It is clear that it’s a joke, but you can hear not that from our "partners".
  41. Counter
    +5
    13 May 2014 15: 08
    The author precisely takes the palm of the championship from Zadornov! :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) good
  42. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 10
    Is that really true?? fool fellow
  43. +2
    13 May 2014 15: 10
    lol good Amerikosy real downs !!!
    1. zol1
      +2
      13 May 2014 15: 25
      No need to offend downs, they are many orders of magnitude smarter than these dumkopf!
  44. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 11
    And she, Ssaki, what a fool really? She discredits herself and writes herself to the category of mediocre politicians. Not knowing what you're saying is a political death.
    1. dmitrij.blyuz
      +13
      13 May 2014 15: 18
      And she, Ssaki, what a fool really? So her surname is like that!
      1. +1
        13 May 2014 16: 27
        Quote: dmitrij.blyuz
        And she, Ssaki, what a fool really?
        The American piss has bad tests, it seems time to go to her clinic. And the article made fun, thanks!
      2. 0
        13 May 2014 17: 36
        Non-residents of Donetsk, Lugansk and other regions of Ukraine are not like Russians - they are "black" or "red-skinned" - a joke. Ssaki, the hospital is already crying for you, go and treat your head, read books.
      3. 0
        14 May 2014 16: 30
        Psaki, like her department, works at the level of normal fox terriers ... Any information for them that from the kitchen, from the barn, that from the fox hole also seems quite valuable. And how can you have a serious relationship with the USA ?!
      4. +1
        15 May 2014 07: 48
        In all states there was no State Department herald smarter and more beautiful. The land of bison and eagles has become impoverished so that if Rice, Nuland or Psaki is more beautiful, then the queen of beauty and mind. bully
        1. 0
          15 May 2014 20: 30
          And what ..... I would blow her
      5. 0
        15 May 2014 20: 28
        Haloperidol ...... Two times
    2. 0
      13 May 2014 15: 31
      Sorry, but do not understand the irony of the author - this is the death of a sense of humor.
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  46. -34
    13 May 2014 15: 12
    Military Review - turns into a tabloid magazine ... mats and tearing shirts ... Shame!
    1. -1
      13 May 2014 15: 17
      I hope the site editors will take into account. The first Chinese warning. =)
    2. +3
      13 May 2014 16: 26
      Come on you. Healthy humor does not hurt. And to discuss only human death is already abridly. I want a easier thread.
      But I'll put a plus sign. For pluralism of opinions, so to speak.
    3. +5
      13 May 2014 16: 29
      Quote: artgrad
      Military Review - Transforms
      Yes, in my opinion, they understood all the humor, and besides, we really missed it in recent months - all the negatives are the same, and even though they laughed heartily.
    4. Old Cynic
      +4
      13 May 2014 16: 38
      - Vasily Ivanovich, but I don’t like Chingachguk at all ...
      - I do not like it, Petka, - do not eat !!!


      Who makes you, if everything is so disgusting for you, to go to this Forum, read it, and write comments? recourse

      Apparently, you are from the series The mice cried, pricked, but continued to eat the cactus ...?

      One of the minuses is mine.
    5. +2
      13 May 2014 22: 55
      Quote: artgrad
      Military Review - turns into a tabloid magazine ... mats and tearing shirts ... Shame!

      - Vasil Ivanovich! Well, I don't like this Chinga Chguk!
      - Petka !! Do not like it - DO NOT eat! hi
  47. +27
    13 May 2014 15: 14
    Goals of yesterday's match Russia-USA, 6: 1

  48. +3
    13 May 2014 15: 14
    I don’t understand something, she’s kidding or is it serious belay , "well, stupid" - as M. Zadornov said
    1. +2
      13 May 2014 19: 26
      this is a Russian banter over other psaki speeches.
    2. 0
      13 May 2014 19: 26
      this is a Russian banter over other psaki speeches.
  49. +3
    13 May 2014 15: 14
    The article was accepted with "Hurray". Tell me, what training courses on "higher education" she finished? That's why I want to know so that I don't even accidentally visit this city. What if it's contagious?
    1. -1
      13 May 2014 15: 21
      Greenwich, 1996. People without education in the State Department are not allowed, she is fine. The word Greenwich to decipher or believe in the word that this university is quoted above MSU?
      1. +7
        13 May 2014 15: 54
        Quote: Andrey77
        Greenwich, 1996. People without education in the State Department are not allowed, she is fine. The word Greenwich to decipher or believe in the word that this university is quoted above MSU?


        You can finish 5 universities, and remain a fool.
        1. 0
          13 May 2014 17: 10
          It is possible, but Greenwich is still not courses in "higher education".
          1. 0
            14 May 2014 16: 48
            Andrey77, "It is possible, but Greenwich is still not courses on" higher education. "
            During the occupation of Russia, the United States managed to teach young people such things as Greenwich like cooler than Moscow State University. But I want to say that MSU graduates in the 90s moved to the United States on the basis of paying tribute to the metropolis and work in the United States in the defense industry and in responsible industries, while Greenwich graduates won in the State Department, such as the highly educated Madame Psaki.
      2. +2
        13 May 2014 16: 30
        Quote: Andrey77
        The word Greenwich to decipher or believe in the word that this university is quoted above MSU?
        Retrained, would have finished the parish church, you see, a person would remain.
        1. +1
          13 May 2014 17: 12
          All Greenwich graduates are not human? Whether you like this lady or not, she has complete order with education. Do not underestimate the enemy.
        2. 0
          15 May 2014 20: 35
          Yeah))))) Two classes, three corridors
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      4. Mkhitar
        +2
        13 May 2014 16: 36
        Nobody argues, as they say - higher education, secondary consideration. It happens.
        1. +1
          13 May 2014 17: 15
          Can not be. Everyone who graduated from the "tower" has different brains. In all countries.
        2. 0
          13 May 2014 22: 57
          Quote: Mkhitar
          higher education, secondary consideration

          That would also add quick wit ... feel
      5. +1
        14 May 2014 12: 01
        Did she really study, or did she buy crusts in the transition?
        And if it’s real, then Greenwich should self-destruct from awareness of shame ...
      6. 0
        15 May 2014 20: 33
        Greenwich is a meridian
        And so, 40 years old, but no mind
  50. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 14
    Columbus, darling! Tearfully ask: shut America back on * th !!! lol
  51. Arh
    0
    13 May 2014 15: 16
    E, b, a, n, y, e mattresses, I’m laughing at you and the whole world is laughing together for the company)))))))))
  52. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 16
    J. Psaki - I am turning to you with a huge request - send me a schedule of when and how to go to the toilet, how to eat properly, etc. I won’t turn out to be Russian, and sooner or later we will tell you where and how to go, or better yet, run
  53. -1
    13 May 2014 15: 17
    Military Review, don’t slide into jaundice. If the speaker of the US State Department blurted out something, it has nothing to do with the US State Department.
    1. +1
      13 May 2014 15: 33
      Quote: Andrey77
      If the speaker of the US State Department blurted out something, it has nothing to do with the US State Department.

      In your opinion, the Speaker of the US State Department has nothing to do with the US State Department belay Ahahaha, who do you think Psaki is related to, maybe the State Duma of the Russian Federation laughing
      1. 0
        13 May 2014 15: 53
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Quote: Andrey77
        If the speaker of the US State Department blurted out something, it has nothing to do with the US State Department.

        In your opinion, the Speaker of the US State Department has nothing to do with the US State Department belay Ahahaha, who do you think Psaki is related to, maybe the State Duma of the Russian Federation laughing

        Yes, they have a passage yard there - all sorts of people are running around, not getting caught... laughing

        I can hear the Secretary of State’s statement: Dogs say... wait a minute... no, I don’t remember that one.
    2. 0
      15 May 2014 20: 37
      How so? There is a woman, but there is no word?
  54. Alexan
    -5
    13 May 2014 15: 20
    I understand the joke. humor, but there are corresponding sites for this. Solid. the analytical one is turned into a “boulevard”. Moreover, some people took the text seriously...
    1. +3
      13 May 2014 15: 30
      Why are you so critical? I think a little humor never hurt anyone!..
    2. +4
      13 May 2014 15: 35
      Quote: Alexan
      Some people took the text seriously...

      Yeah, there’s a comment above you.....Military Review, don’t slide into jaundice. If the speaker of the US State Department blurted out something, it has nothing to do with the US State Department

      Either stand or fall.
    3. 0
      15 May 2014 20: 39
      Why, Vasily Filipovich said so directly))) The horses neighed, giggled, and got to work.....
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  56. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 20
    Are they all stoned there? This is beyond even madness!
  57. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 20
    Stop, I don’t understand if this is a joke, or if they really are, everything is so neglected, there are no words, just feelings, scribe. Well, Psaki-saki gives.
  58. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 20
    Author! Burn issho!
  59. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 21
    If they pay extra for stupidity, then Fashington has the most expensive dumbass....
  60. +2
    13 May 2014 15: 21
    BRAVO to the author!!! Amused!
  61. ded10041948
    0
    13 May 2014 15: 21
    People!!! Do you have a conscience? How many times can one ask to somehow distinguish “banter” from reality! I seriously decided that this under-evolved monkey had blurted out such a thing (it would happen to her!), and a quiet panic began, which turned into hysterical laughter when I figured out what was what!
  62. zol1
    0
    13 May 2014 15: 23
    It seems that SSaki’s way of thinking, in fact, like that of most American officials, is at the level of a child who is just starting to speak and does not yet understand what he is talking about! In short, complete idiot*m.
    1. 0
      13 May 2014 21: 13
      Quote: zol1
      In short, complete idiot*m.

      Enchanting dogs ))))))))))))))) laughing laughing laughing
  63. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 25
    And the Poplars are blooming!
  64. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 27
    No, I just don’t know, damn it, is this serious? Well then, excuse me, who in this WORLD can you talk to, but with the Amers everything is in shambles, attack on my nomad.
  65. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 28
    We played well. Well done, keep it up!
  66. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 29
    It's not a joke, but the insanity is really getting stronger...
  67. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 29
    Zadornov was eclipsed!!!
  68. Vlad Gore
    +1
    13 May 2014 15: 30
    Psaki is a diagnosis. lol
  69. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 31
    Brrr... at first I thought it was just a joke article! I typed it into a search engine, the same joke is going around all over the net........... belay ..have they gone completely crazy there??????? wassat .....What are they having there, an open day in a madhouse??????)))))) I’m sitting here laughing)))))))))) laughing
  70. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 31
    In short, a complete dog.
  71. dmitrij.blyuz
    +5
    13 May 2014 15: 32
    This statement by Psaki is absolutely cool!
    1. 0
      15 May 2014 20: 42
      Enchanting.....
  72. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 33
    Does she even know what she's talking about? Everywhere they saw the machinations of Russia.... Why does she go to the latrine, suddenly there is something from Russia there. And I wish our handsome men not to sulk. Let's break not only in politics but also in sports!!!!!
  73. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 34
    To be honest, I somehow don’t even believe this; it would be advisable to provide links to the interview, otherwise it somehow turned out far-fetched, although this can be expected from our partners.
  74. +3
    13 May 2014 15: 35
    This is either another duck, or Americans are a stupid and mentally deranged nation
    1. 0
      15 May 2014 20: 43
      Have you doubted? hi
  75. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 39
    Is this the nonsense of a madman!??...
  76. +3
    13 May 2014 15: 42
    Quote: Hariva
    Sorry, but do not understand the irony of the author - this is the death of a sense of humor.

    The sense of humor is great! One day. On par with popular authors. Bravo!
  77. +2
    13 May 2014 15: 44
    Quote: Andrey from Tver
    Quote: -sh-
    Ha, anything the US wants is sanctioned

    Well, impose sanctions against me. I will even give an excuse: "Obama is a NEGRO." laughing


    Well done, great joke laughing
  78. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 45
    It's a pity that today is not April 1st! The joke was a success! A lot of people bought into it.
  79. UFO
    +1
    13 May 2014 15: 46
    Well, Ssaki certainly understands a LOT about hockey, just like Ebama! laughing
    1. dmitrij.blyuz
      0
      13 May 2014 16: 27
      like Ebama! in a blowjob.
  80. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 47
    Quote: mig31
    Is this the nonsense of a madman!??...



    )))))))))))) we hope!!!!
  81. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 50
    These are stupid people. you're one word
  82. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 50
    Lord! Like little children! Are they not ashamed of themselves at all?? Hockey has always been a tough sport, and if there are also 2 such principled, eternal rivals, then what else can you expect?
  83. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 53
    This is a joke, I hope... Otherwise, only a mental hospital will help here.
  84. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 54
    If a person goes...t, it is serious and for a long time, if not forever, there is nothing to be surprised here, friends. One has only to look and listen to any American politician, and it becomes clear that not everything is in order with their head and psyche. Or they are flying somewhere in the clouds, not understanding what is happening on Earth.
  85. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 55
    People!! Urgently!!!

    Attempted leader of Lugansk People's Republic

    The leader of the Lugansk People’s Republic Valery Bolotov was assassinated. Bolotov was shot from automatic weapons from a long distance. Bolotov lost a lot of blood when injured.
    The leader of the unrecognized republic is in the hospital, his life is now out of danger, according to the TV channel "Russia 24". The details and circumstances of the assassination attempt are still unknown. Information about the attempt was known to the self-defense fighters of Lugansk. For the head of Bolotov, Kiev appointed a reward of $ 1 million.
    Experts consider. that the attempt on Bolotov is Kiev’s response to the referendum on the region’s self-determination held in the Luhansk region.

    Source: http://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=1576771
  86. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 55
    The 6th US fleet will sail off the coast of Belarus. You won’t hear such nonsense even in a madhouse, but you can hear it from the US authorities. Complete idiocy. How our head of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Mr. LAVROV, still talks to them. He definitely needs to raise his salary for being so harmful. soldier
    1. 0
      13 May 2014 17: 26
      he will sail in the Minsk Sea. really not for long...
      1. 0
        15 May 2014 20: 47
        They forgot that in the center of Europe we have a partisan detachment led by Father)))
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    3. SVT
      0
      14 May 2014 04: 21
      Please note that one of the US senators quite seriously proposed sending the American fleet to the shores of BOLIVIA lol
  87. waisson
    0
    13 May 2014 15: 55
    how the kittens were made good
  88. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 55
    Quote: luxing
    I don’t understand something, she’s kidding or is it serious

    Quote: Const
    Tell me, what training courses in “higher education” did she complete?


    The author made me happy... People act like children to Santa Claus. Nice beard laughing
    laughing
  89. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 55
    As pin_do_sy are already sick of, I just don’t have the strength to hear their bullshit anymore on every occasion
  90. frol
    +2
    13 May 2014 15: 56
    Ventspils Mayor Aivar Lembergs will send a complaint to NATO Secretary General Andres Fogh Rasmussen regarding the behavior of alliance sailors in the city. As the politician told LETA, the actions of NATO sailors in Ventspils discredit the alliance in the eyes of the Latvian population.
    "NATO sailors in Ventspils behaved like pigs, ignored the laws of Latvia and the rules of self-government. Having drunk, they relieved themselves in public places and in shop windows, vomited, drank alcohol in public, which is not allowed. They also picked flowers from flower beds to give them as gifts prostitutes," the mayor said. According to Lembergs, the foreign military "behaved like occupiers who do not recognize the sovereignty and laws of Latvia."
    As the Delfi portal already wrote, at the end of last week several incidents involving NATO sailors occurred in Ventspils. A Dutch soldier was seriously injured.
    As you know, NATO ships arrived in Ventspils to conduct the international mine clearance operation Open Spirit 2014. On Sunday morning, a 21-year-old sailor from the Netherlands was taken to the hospital with a severe head injury, facial bone fractures and cerebral edema. The victim was taken to intensive care in an unconscious state. His condition is now serious but stable. A man was injured during a conflict near one of the entertainment establishments. Moreover, several other NATO sailors who ignored the recommendation not to visit local nightclubs were also provided assistance at the emergency room. They received relatively minor injuries and did not require hospitalization. 26 NATO and EU warships are participating in the international operation. It will last until May 22.
    1. +2
      13 May 2014 16: 11
      Quote: frol
      foreign military "behaved like occupiers who do not recognize the sovereignty and laws of Latvia"
      They should have been told right away that some of the residents of Latvia are Russians. NATO members would be quieter and relieve themselves only in diapers.
    2. 0
      13 May 2014 16: 17
      Quote: frol
      A 21-year-old sailor from the Netherlands was taken to hospital on Sunday morning with a severe head injury, facial fractures and brain swelling.

      Nothing less than teasing the bear... wink
      1. +2
        13 May 2014 17: 09
        Quote: iConst
        Quote: frol
        A 21-year-old sailor from the Netherlands was taken to hospital on Sunday morning with a severe head injury, facial fractures and brain swelling.
        Nothing less than teasing the bear...

        I just didn’t want to pay... for the services rendered fellow
  91. 0
    13 May 2014 15: 57
    Over the past few months, since the civil war began in Ukraine, I have not had so much fun. What can I say, after reading this message, I just started laughing! What insanity has the US State Department reached? Where is the whole army of vaunted and brave American psychiatrists?! It is necessary to land a landing force not of mercenaries on the territory of the South-East of Ukraine, but in a landing force with straitjackets in the US White House, and at the same time in the US Congress it won’t hurt! Pack by clinic, by clinic!
  92. +1
    13 May 2014 15: 58
    Quote: luxing
    I don’t understand something, she’s kidding or is it serious belay , "well, stupid" - as M. Zadornov said


    Zadornov has already corrected his statement “they are not stupid, they are animals”
    I agree with Zadornov that the US elite is in complete degradation, soon we will be treating them to bananas
  93. 0
    13 May 2014 16: 00
    I don't understand... Is this serious or is it some kind of joke? Is this a form of mockery of the Yankees, or a joke?
  94. storm wind
    0
    13 May 2014 16: 03
    Our beauties - how they rolled out the amers!
  95. dmitrij.blyuz
    +5
    13 May 2014 16: 04
    Quote: Duke
    Caution Wicked Psaki.

    Isn't the guy who asks questions a Russian spy? Even if he knocks down this girl quite hard!
    1. +3
      13 May 2014 16: 14
      Quote: dmitrij.blyuz
      Isn't the guy who asks questions a Russian spy? Even if he knocks down this girl quite hard!

      This is a normal guy. He asks a lot of awkward questions.

      But this, of course, is fucked up - to openly state: yes, fuck it. and I don’t care what’s written there.
      1. dmitrij.blyuz
        +1
        13 May 2014 16: 30
        This is a normal guy. He asks a lot of awkward questions.Kostya! hi By itself! Either smart, or... The devil knows. But smart, I guess.
        1. 0
          13 May 2014 16: 52
          Not everyone, even if he is a journalist, is ready to listen and believe in this nonsense. This is apparently one of them.
  96. 0
    13 May 2014 16: 05
    So it seems like your hand is already full, or is it not working?
  97. 0
    13 May 2014 16: 07
    Americans are completely crazy!
    is this banter or a real article?
  98. +1
    13 May 2014 16: 08
    It's a shame they didn't play like that at the Olympics.
  99. 0
    13 May 2014 16: 08
    Well, something like this xD
  100. dmitrij.blyuz
    +3
    13 May 2014 16: 10
    Quote: Sterlya
    Pancake. an hour, Russia will again apply sanctions, you see, you see a carousel, you’re brought in hockey, in Donetsk you’ve brought some incomprehensible Pssaki carousel ...

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