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Inviting friends

To the Presidential Administration, the United States Department of State, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the National Security Agency, and other interested organizations of the United States and its allies.


Dear Misters, Mrs. and Miss!

For your information!

Putin is to blame for everything! His criminal activities in the United States began long before what you know. One of the first crimes he committed in your country was the assassination of President Lincoln and all other murdered presidents, including the Honorable Mr. Kennedy. The murder of the second Mr. Kennedy was also committed by him. And that is not all.

It was he who forced the Japanese emperor to attack Pearl Harbor and start a war against the United States, in order to later join half of Sakhalin Island to the USSR. It was he who sat at the helm of all September 11 aircraft. It was he who stole your nuclear bomb from you and personally transported it in a submarine to the Soviet Union. It was Putin who launched the war in Korea and Vietnam against the USA. It was he who pressed the button and knocked down the future Senator John McCain. Moreover, his cunning plan was to ensure that the senator did not choke in a poisonous swamp. His plan was much more insidious! He persuaded Ho Chi Minh to release the downed future senator so that he would later become America’s most famous clown in the eyes of all dear Russians. (In the eyes of not dear Russians, Senator McCain remains a beacon of wisdom and masculinity; only recently has such Russians diminished significantly.)

And this is not all the horror, dear mrs, mrs and miss! His insidious brain is much more extensive than the brain of a civilized person, which, of course, you are, can imagine. It was his insidious brain who invented hamburgers (the fruit of his German spy past), cheeseburgers, hot dogs, cola, pepsi, GMOs, chips, popcorn and other fast food. And all this in order to make it difficult for overweight average Americans to run on the prairie with an M-16 rifle, defending their country. Plus, they will sit tightly in the cockpits of F-16 fighters, in tanks "Ambrams" and in submarines. In addition, all of this first-class technology will consume a lot more fuel, which will hit the energy security of the United States. It has almost destroyed your space security. Have you seen a movie where a man in a hat with earflaps and a wrench in his hands on the Russian space station lures your astronauts to him? It was he made up! I assured you of the reliability of Russian technology, and now you do not have your own shuttles!

I must also say that his insidious brain sends tornadoes and floods on you.

At home, President Putin is the greatest power lover and dictator. It began even since he nailed his shield to the gates of present-day Istanbul. And then he began to call himself the Red Sun. (Good sun! Hehe. Red! That's where it all came from.) He made the cities of Vladimir, Vladikavkaz, Vladivostok, Vladimirovka, Velikie Luki, Vasilievsky Island in St. Petersburg (which nobody guessed) and many other cities and sat down. Even Lenin was named in his honor Vladimir, and, therefore, all the monuments to Lenin are secret monuments to him! (KGBs conspiratorial thinking.)

I managed to penetrate his dreams, and now I know what he sees when he sleeps. And he sees the division of your country along the Mississippi River and Lake Orinoco. To the greatest Niagara Falls and the greatest Grand Canyon became part of Russia. So that they have it, and you did not have it, and you are no longer the greatest. He also wants the square in front of the Capitol in the city of Washington (also the letter “B”!) To hold parades on it.

I must tell you that his messengers have periodically occupied Wall Street and are conducting subversive work among the Indians and the Russian mafia from Brighton Beach. And his protege in the UN, Churkin, is already behaving as the future presidential envoy to the Federal District of America and is looking at everything in his spare time. Watch out for him!

Studying and knowing Putin’s cunning and dodgy brain at a distance, I must honestly warn you, dear Misters, Mrs. and Miss, that you have very little chance, and it’s time for you to go underground (at least in the New York subway).

Well, the most valuable subjects of your civilization, such as: Barak Huseynovich, John McCain, Mr. Kerry, Z. Brzezinski, the notorious Mr. Soros, will be best married to each other. Make the same ms. Nuland, H. Clinton, M. Albright and another lady from Europe (the very famous Ashton). For gays and lesbians he has a pathological fastidiousness, like in “all normal men” (man - what to take from him). And you have a chance to slip through the millstone of his moloch. Get over it, and let's come to us, here - to the insane asylum. We are here quiet, cozy and calm. Why, at least ask the well-known V. Novodvorskaya. I told her the other day: “Don't go free, they won't understand you there”. And she went, and for sure: they did not understand. We are waiting for her back soon. And you come, you will not regret. And dear John McCain in Russia is so fond that the queues will stand to look at and listen to him. You will also earn money for the needs of our and (I really hope - your future) home.

I beg you to convey this message to your friends in Europe - Frau Merkel, Monsieur Hollande and others. We also invite them to our house. There is enough space.

With sincere respect, your well-wisher.
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  1. Baikal
    Baikal 12 May 2014 09: 32
    What an evil libel was scratched by the author. Directly pecks the liver of western Prometheus mercilessly. Screams and squints, one might say, on the spite of the day of the managers of the overseas trough. Tokmo, after all, wretched by nature, one, innocent crying
    1. Samaritan
      Samaritan 12 May 2014 09: 35
      How not ashamed to laugh at the wretched fellow
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      2. SS68SS
        SS68SS 12 May 2014 10: 07
        Quote: Samaritan
        How not ashamed to laugh at the wretched fellow

        But we don’t laugh, we sympathize, but then .... laugh. bully
        1. I do not care
          I do not care 12 May 2014 10: 59
          Quote: SS68SS
          we sympathize but then .... laugh
      3. sniper
        sniper 12 May 2014 12: 11
        Quote: Samaritan
        How not ashamed to laugh at the wretched
        It’s a shame ... But it’s funny, so we are laughing !!! laughing
    2. armageddon
      armageddon 12 May 2014 10: 03
      nice article! But you have to be realistic and hit the most expensive, DOLLAR !!! Get out of the ZONE of the dollar !!! Let them buy them! And for us at least YUANI, everything will be better !!! There is nothing to WORK for the enemies !!!
      1. Ingvar 72
        Ingvar 72 12 May 2014 10: 36
        Quote: Armagedon
        beat on the most expensive- DOLLAR !!!

        They also take this option into account, in the event of a collapse of the dollar, Russia will again be to blame. Yesterday I saw the film - "Jack Ryan", and so, there they are already processing their (and the world too) society in the best traditions of Kara-Murza (manipulation of consciousness). In the film, the theme of the collapse of the dollar is well revealed. But there is not a word about the fact that the United States is printing the dollar uncontrollably.
        The United States understands that in the case of the transition to an alternative currency, the Iraq-Libyan scenario will not work for us, that’s why they pull us through Ukraine.
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    4. xenod55
      xenod55 12 May 2014 10: 05
      "Tokmo, after all, are naturally wretched ones, innocent"

      But at the same time they should be in a psychiatric hospital, and not give orders to kill their people. Places in ward number 6 have already been ordered.
    5. andj61
      andj61 12 May 2014 11: 10
      Quote: Baikal
      Directly pecks the liver of western Prometheus mercilessly.

      He whips, and throws, and looks out the window,
      As if I conceived one with me.
    6. GradusHuK
      GradusHuK 12 May 2014 16: 20
      No need to joke like that; they will take it all at face value.
  2. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich 12 May 2014 09: 34
    smiled ... laughing
  3. cerbuk6155
    cerbuk6155 12 May 2014 09: 37
    Great article. And we have free treatment. We do not abandon the sick.
  4. Giant thought
    Giant thought 12 May 2014 09: 38
    And why invite them to us, they are fed so well there, in their madhouse, which is called the White House, the Capitol. There are those whom treatment does not help.
  5. SS68SS
    SS68SS 12 May 2014 09: 39
    Politics is the world's crazy house. The main thing in it is to be a doctor and not a patient.
  6. Sergey Sitnikov
    Sergey Sitnikov 12 May 2014 09: 39
    America! so you bent! For if we bend you it will be a nuclear bend and ...
  7. Sergg
    Sergg 12 May 2014 09: 39
    Humor, such a good Russian humor! laughing
    1. jjj
      jjj 12 May 2014 12: 54
      And, note, not one Western partner congratulated Putin on Victory Day
  8. Sterlya
    Sterlya 12 May 2014 09: 40
    And he (Putin) sold Alaska for a reason for some reason that he knew only. So it’s better to abandon him (so that his cunning plan does not work wassat ) and much more
  9. Yellow white
    Yellow white 12 May 2014 09: 41
    Oh, you can’t show this letter in the States, they’ll do it ... they will believe everything!
  10. Roman1970
    Roman1970 12 May 2014 09: 41
    Funny written! laughing
  11. domokl
    domokl 12 May 2014 09: 44
    U ..... well-wisher laughing Something like a spy, he revealed all his plans ... Nadot Putin should be arrested for 24 days in the Crimea ... The economy should be raised in which thread of the sanatorium ... good
    1. Orc-xnumx
      Orc-xnumx 12 May 2014 09: 57
      So Yulechka personally "captured" Putin in Crimea!)))
  12. horoh
    horoh 12 May 2014 09: 47
    Interestingly, if the Americans in the Senate read this article, will they really believe it ??? If so, then I am silent .......
  13. Round cat
    Round cat 12 May 2014 09: 49
    Our Putin is such a Putin! .. good
  14. mig31
    mig31 12 May 2014 09: 49
    It’s time to put foolish America on the porch !!!
    1. mig31
      mig31 12 May 2014 10: 08
      Sowing death, devastation, hunger, pain - this is all about America, and invite friends of the enemy of the whole world!? ...
  15. Flinky
    Flinky 12 May 2014 09: 53
    It became scary to live up to the horror -
    He is everywhere, this Putin! (with)
  16. Orc-xnumx
    Orc-xnumx 12 May 2014 09: 54
    No need to jerk!
    1. borisjdin1957
      borisjdin1957 12 May 2014 10: 01
      from the Don.
      Otherwise, how does it relate to: navels: Earth? They climb and climb from all the sexual gaps, teach mind-to-mind!
    2. Apollo
      Apollo 12 May 2014 10: 05
      quote from article-For your information!

      Putin is to blame for everything! His criminal activity in the United States began long before what you know.end of quote

      George ribbons in the Bronx in Manhattan, as can be seen from the pictures, Putin also distributed ?! winked

      1. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker 12 May 2014 11: 22
        Quote: Apollon
        George ribbons in the Bronx in Manhattan, as can be seen from the pictures, Putin also distributed ?!

        Nah ... Et-that D. Rogozin hiked on the Tu-160 soon and dropped by parachute over Manhattan. laughing
  17. Stiletto
    Stiletto 12 May 2014 09: 57
    ... And only the beginning. It's only the beginning! laughing
  18. mamont5
    mamont5 12 May 2014 09: 58
    It is unlikely that ONE will understand this subtle humor. They can accept at face value.
  19. karal
    karal 12 May 2014 09: 58
    So that the greatest Niagara Falls and the greatest Grand Canyon become part of Russia

    Maybe better Miami Beach with their spaceport at Cape Canaveral or the Hawaiian Islands? good
  20. comprochikos
    comprochikos 12 May 2014 10: 00
    Yes, treatment is required for the entire State Department. Such a bouquet of diseases, already terrible. Well, nothing, we’ll cure everyone. soldier
  21. Riperbahn
    Riperbahn 12 May 2014 10: 04
    Stupid. You can’t reduce politics to clowning and mockery, as if you don’t want to. This is serious. Our life depends on it. I set a minus for the article - there is no booth here.
  22. xbhxbr-777
    xbhxbr-777 12 May 2014 10: 08
    HERE this article must be brought to the White House and other European elites! After all, here the pure truth is written! good
  23. Khalmamed
    Khalmamed 12 May 2014 10: 14
    Haramam, Jaalam, Satanists and just sociopaths !!! WE are a big PART of RUSSIAN Citizens (your marians are crush and slaves, while the fifth coloscopes existing in the Subjects of the Russian Federation are those who all these years helped to ruin RUSSIA, they will not be considered. They will be a separate case under numbers), Patriots, Russified and Loving RUSSIAN LAND that has absorbed the BLOOD OF THE OWNERS OF OUR WINNERS ..., from the Osby of LOVE to the HOMELAND to RUSSIA, CHOOSE VV Putin's LIFE in the PRESIDENTS OF RUSSIA .., WITH THE FAVORITE DICTATOR .., from all our hearts we give him the right to wet evil spirits everywhere and execute his order, you haven’t been ruled out ...?., And we are most proud of RUSSIA. .AT. Putin!
    .., but uvs while concerts with it .....,
    you evil spirits themselves give US RUSSIAN an occasion to REACH AND TRANSFER your homos channel and the ocean ...
  24. Gloria45
    Gloria45 12 May 2014 10: 21
    Yes, Putin is like that! And then!
  25. blizart
    blizart 12 May 2014 10: 35
    Dear Misters, Mrs and Miss! And also IT!
  26. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 12 May 2014 10: 36
    Humoresque is pretty, but focused on the individual. But do we have specialists in the state who, in an accessible form for the American audience, can draw up a truthful report on where the State Department spends the money of their law-abiding citizens and put it on the most popular sites ?! With the ability of Americans to count every cent, I think their information will be very worrying, and then they may start to ask uncomfortable questions to their grief politicians, if the US state really has democracy and not fairy tales for the poor. This is probably from the realm of dreams, but how I want it to come true!
  27. arch_kate3
    arch_kate3 12 May 2014 10: 41
    The diagnosis is correct, but these patients are very difficult to hide in their proper place. And it’s necessary to act psychologically!
  28. Dmitro_d
    Dmitro_d 12 May 2014 10: 52
    Monday! Oh nice! With humor!!!
  29. Wels75
    Wels75 12 May 2014 11: 02
    Aaaaa patstalom. laughing
    In the US, do not show, and then presenting will throw GDP on everything that is written here !!! 100 pounds. mind that no believe for sure!
  30. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket 12 May 2014 11: 21
    And Putin wants to become the generalissimo of the entire galaxy ... wassat And it will, no doubt. In general, maybe I’m wrong, but we need to dig a story. It seems that Berlin was Slavic and Prussians lived there in ancient times. Slavs. We can not from Alaska, but immediately from Berlin begin the reunification of Slavic lands laughing wassat
  31. Kibl
    Kibl 12 May 2014 11: 58
    Such friends for hell to the museum! Never the United States, nor GayEuropa will not be friends of Russia. They are others, if not strangers!
  32. 12 May 2014 13: 41
    I don’t know about Lincoln, but here the parade in Washington will definitely be under the military banners of the Russian army drinks
  33. Turk
    Turk 12 May 2014 13: 48
    Quote: Sergey Sitnikov
    America! so you bent! For if we bend you it will be a nuclear bend and ...

    Only go to the salon !!!
  34. Free Island
    Free Island 12 May 2014 16: 11
  35. Bootlegger
    Bootlegger 12 May 2014 16: 35
  36. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 12 May 2014 16: 43
    I'm afraid friends, Americans will not understand our humor, the structure of the brain is different. For Americans, the brain is in the ass, their favorite word is, And as we know, the brain is in the head. That's why with Americans, everything goes through the ass.
  37. sv68
    sv68 12 May 2014 16: 57
    and also on a secret FSB map, the District of Columbia is named as Putin's District laughing and in the state of Washington, a Putinka vodka factory was built and the Golden Varota bridge was renamed Putinsky fool fool
  38. RUS33
    RUS33 12 May 2014 21: 47
    Quote: GradusHuK
    No need to joke like that; they will take it all at face value.

    Here, here. They have straight brain brains. They will not understand the Russian joke (or maybe the truth? lol )